HOL UP edition
britain
>>71786763
*pukes*
Mormons
>>71786753
>I have no argument so I'll just shitpost
reposting in new thread since i'm genuinely curious
>>71786680
that is an unfortunate situation to find yourself in
do you dress black? i don't usually get the scary black person vibe if they are dressed normally (which i almost never see)
at least not to the same intensity
otherwise i'm usually trying to come up with a self defense plan or cross the street etc
>>71786772
me on the left
you on the right
Donald Trump! KKK! He is racist, anti gay!
Donald Trump! KKK! He is racist, anti gay!
/cum/ Party Manifesto
>Electoral Reform (literally anything but FPTP)
>Liquor Reform (Beer and wine sale allowed in non-liquor stores, beer and wine consumption legal in public)
>Legalization of marijuana, investigation into decriminalizing and regulating other drugs
>Volunteering for a special military/public service term confers preferred entry into post-secondary institutions, prioritized medical treatment, expedited access to gun license
>Program to encourage every child to engage in a sporting activity, funding easily available to select programs to achieve this (eg., subsidized hockey equipment)
>Uniform, mandatory sexual education in elementary school; religion not grounds for opting out
>Nutrition and health taught through school, emphasizing the importance of calories and macronutrients and a 40/40/20 split of protein/fats/carbs; abandonment of the food pyramid
>Economic and life-planning courses mandatory through secondary school, taught as a regular course alongside sciences and English etc.
>Mandatory second language education until secondary graduation (does not need to be French, but primary must be English)
>1.5% military budget, commit to defending NATO countries while withdrawing from interventionism in the Middle East and North Africa
>2% GDP towards development/expansion of Canadian space exploration program
>Capital punishment for treason, terrorism, war crimes.
>Increased availability of gun ownership, requiring a proficiency test.
>Shift focus as much as possible into renewable energy.
>As well, anyone who exits Canada to join a foreign military organization, unless approved by the Canadian government, will be arrested upon return.
>Shift focus as much as possible into renewable energy.
>>71786782
>I made a mistake but I won't admit it
lmao
>>71786777
Ayy same
>that is an unfortunate situation to find yourself in
do you dress black? i don't usually get the scary black person vibe if they are dressed normally (which i almost never see)
at least not to the same intensity
otherwise i'm usually trying to come up with a self defense plan or cross the street etc
Too lazy to break up the post but I wear Dickies, work boots and plain colored t shirts all the time considering all I do is work then come home to play vidya.
>>71786801
>>71786816
>anti gay
He's probably the least anti-gay president we've had, even Obongo didn't like the gays before it was cool
>>71786822
What mistake you cockmunching nègre
I was making an assumption about language because by the time you're 3 years old you learn that "a/an" means "one" of something. Sorry you can't follow
>>71786817
>sporting activities
Ew
>>71786839
Guess meme arrows wouldn't work for the whole post. Oh well. Oh and I post here quite a bit. Nigger doesn't offend me as I'm not a nigger. Just never bring my race up cause fuck it
Who /agatha/ here?
>>71786857
>a means one because I can't be asked to translate things properly
>>71786859
Fitness and health should be a requirement.
Fatness and sloth are hallmarks of the lazy and the deficient of character.
>>71786942
I fap as a sport
>tfw such s short man I can't post my height because I could probably get identified and doxxed for being like the bottom 2% of male height
>>71786917
I translated, made a logical conclusion after that and worked off that conclusion. Can you give me one instance where "une" refers to something that is plural? In which case I'd be wrong and you're right but I'd be willing to bet on your loose asshole that's not going to happen
>>71786892
disgusting sickly gremlin creature
>>71786892
I get the feeling she had her umbilical cord wrapped around her neck at birth or something
>>71786905
how can you afford to hate all black people when you're surrounded by them?
where i live is infinitely whiter than where you live
>Omar for Sultan 2020
:^)
>>71786942
someone pls post that meme pic of the american who posted pics of himself on int making polandballs
we are not a fit population
>>71786966
une can mean A or One
t. took grade 12 French and passed
>>71786966
>being this mad about someone pointing out your mistake
>>71786994
I haven't seen that in forever.
>>71786968
>>71786997
thanks dood
r kansas will be pleased to have learned something today
>>71787008
what mistake again?
What are you autists arguing about now
>>71787019
>fucking the file name up
For shame
Anyone want to see my massive poo?
>>71787060
How is it messed up?
>>71787056
who's better isiah rashad or tut?
nooga niggas keep it real
>>71787056
Whether Agatha suffers from birth defects
Why does some of my poos float and others dont
>>71786972
lol youre worse at this than the jew
>>71786841
good banter with the lads
are you confused by the sight of physically fit men?
>>71787083
she must, or some serious malnutrition or something
she looks very sick
>>71787074
>incredible high speed
It's supposed to be incredible hihg speed
>tfw black bff moved away 2 yrs ago and now I have no black friends
I need one
>>71787033
>let's ignore that the use was as an article so it has to be a
lol
>>71787098
worse at what you fucking idiot
im being serious, if you hate non-whites so much why dont you move to iceland?
>>71787128
No it isnt
>>71787148
Yes it is newfriend.
>tfw you hold no racial prejudices
>>71787095
Density.
>>71787138
not him, but he doesn't even need to leave the US. there are plenty of places that are like 98% white I can recommend at the top of my head
I wish latina porn had similar premises to jap porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVuB1ZASrGw
>>71787134
You conveniently ignored my question asking when "une" EVER refers to something plural
>>71787172
Destiny?
>>71787148
it is
>tfw master shitposter
>tfw just ate a nice, big piece of dark chocolate
>>71787190
Doesn't matter, un translates to a in this case
>>71787175
>tfw live less than 10 miles from downtown of the 2nd biggest city in canada and the only non-whites i see are the black woman that owns a driving school and the asian grocer
you better be sure before you leave me for another one
>>71787211
*puts my milk chocolate in your mouth*
>>71787138
post like this make me think that maybe there really is something to the HBD meme
I've lost track of what you two faggots are arguing about.
>>71787209
I'm more of a traditional memester
>>71787235
yoi see yourself in the mirror
>>71787235
yeah, most of US + Canadian land is extremely white and almost europe-tier, but most people don't want to live in those areas
>>71787256
off yourself, autist
>>71787289
and i get a boner cos im so hot
>>71787247
>milk chocolate
gross, it isn't even real chcolate
>>71787227
I know. Remember the part where I said I translated and then made a logical conclusion based off that translation or were you too busy casually sucking DIC
>>71787355
>norwegian """"""justice""""" system
>>71787347
>logical conclusion
>still incorrect
getting bored with this mulatto
any jews here want to help him file a case with thr SPLC about 4chan?
>>71787405
lol u tk him 2 da bar?
>>71787401
oh yea how's that?
Une -> a -> plural somehow? 'a' is, was, and always will be an indicator of singular.
kys my man
>>71787405
im not an agent of the jews im redpilled
>>71787459
>Marxists
>redpilled
>>71787444
I'm sorry we can't all live in your fantasy world
Canadians are the biggest poor sports on NHL 17.
>walk up to extremely Indian kid
>ask him if he's a Dalit
>he gets visibly upset and starts shaking
Why do shitskins do this? It's just a joke.
>>71787480
nod an argumend
>>71787480
im not a marxist
Everyone who criticises Islamisation or multiculturalism and supports Israel are labelled as racists, fascists and Nazis anyway. Europeans are getting increasingly immune against the multiculturalist labelling techniques. More and more people understand that Islam is not a race, but a hateful political ideology.
>>71787515
>>71787515
youre a cumskin arent you
>>71787492
You too
>>71787550
redirect you to >>71787444 (which is a nice set of trips) to back up your "your logical conclusion is incorrect" claim which is thus far unsubstantiated
idk what this stupid argument is about but a friendly reminder that pol is literally the most diverse board on 4chan and a vast majority of its userbase are vaguely brown people or asians
>>71787542
Don't call him what I do to your mom.
I am hungry
Where my nigga creepshot at? We're doing a GGW shoot in Bismarck, ND and need some additional cinematographic talent in the sock.
>>71787515
that's right
FUCK NIGGERS
Why do I have to pay the delivery fee and am also expected to tip the driver?
>>71787576
>unsubstantiated
>ignoring that un is used as an article and must be translated as "A"
>>71787600
Those tits are fake.
>>71787591
He joined the coast guard and we don't hear from him much anymore
>>71787591
Sup
I'm out.
>>71787591
*does an elliot*
>>71787600
Dumb whore
>>71787613
your reading comprehension is ~elementary level since I clearly told you multiple times I translated it to 'a' and made the (proper) assumption a means singular.
no more (You)s for you for a week
eating some leftover za
>>71787645
*does ur mom*
>>71787657
*does your dad*
I did absolutely nothing today and it was great
>>71787625
>bootlicking
Typical chink. Is innovative entrepreneurship just not an option for those insects? At least he stuck it out in school and graduated
>>71787651
>proper
No lol
>>71787542
If your sperm is pink, you should probably go to a doctor (courtesy of white people).
REEEEEEEEE
I slept until 1, played video games and now I'm making some sausage. Thank god for NEET culture.
>>71787693
no idea what you're talking about
>>71787698
if your skin is pink, you should see a dermatologist
are you sure you arent a pig? or a naked mole rat?
>>71787707
to be fair why would you pay an additional 3 bucks not counting tip just for a 5 dollar purchase
>>71787674
*is your dad*
>>71787736
Fuck off
>Californians finally go to bed
>Yankees wake up
For fucks sakes.
Can't I visit my website without seeing an American flag once?
We created this fucking website and it's being invaded by burgers.
>>71787753
you're right. I like paying 200% more for a 4 dollar meal
>>71787756
Have you tried killing yourself?
>>71787756
71787756
Fuck off limey
>>71787651
"Un" isn't singular, so you must translate it with "One" and not "A"
>>71787707
better grab your Dr. Scholl's, nerd LOL
>>71787780
>>71787756
>>>/shit/
>>71787809
Is there something bad about Dr. Scholl's?
I unironically wear them desu
>>71787721
Only posters with actual /cum/ credibility need reply, thanks
>>71787810
vent out your frustrations on me, it's ok
>>71787828
They're comfy as fuck
>american sports
>>71787845
>1 flag
>thinks he has credibility
lmmma
*eats with wooden utensils because regular silverware fucks up the taste*
>>71787799
>Un isn't singular
Stop smoking you imbecilic retard.
>>71787828
>is something wrong with a robust orthopedic regimen
I'm out
during my time on the internet ive found that in general i get along with brits and russians the best
If you are unwilling or incapable of killing women due to the principles of chivalry you should probably steer away completely from the armed resistance movements and should probably consider creating yet another right wing blog instead.
>>71787855
>>71787882
>psuedotripfaggotry
>2017
It's safe to say you're not growing out of it. Sad!
>>71787845
I'll have you know I'm one of the highest ranking elite members of this general
>>71787872
>haha american things are dumb XD
>>71787896
translated: you suck dicks
>>71787019
Oh DUDE I thought she was topless but she had a body like the elephant man.
I didn't realise she was wearing a pink sweater.
Dude.
>>71787911
>armed resistance movement shortened is ARM
Heh
>>71787855
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID SLUT YOU WILL FUCK ME I SPENT SO ,MUCH MONEY ON YOU LET ME HAVE YOUR PUSSY ALREADY
>>71787890
Ne gĂ¢che pas l'amusement, ne retire pas l’appĂ¢t et laisse les s'entretuer. Vas y fais semblant de t'Ăªtre trompĂ©
>>71787927
Post your tattoo from the meetup
What's your genuine opinion about women?
>>71787934
but reddit is an american thing
>>71787961
maybe if you didn't smell so bad maybe i'd put out once in a while
ever heard of mouthwash?
>>71787977
Practically everything is an American thing. Even you.
>>71787976
Not a fan
>>71787976
Don't like them desu
>no option to tip the driver in the pizza hut checkout online
>don't have any cash for when he comes
>.<
>>71787977
canadian actually
>>71787976
They're dumb.
>>71788015
having fun tipping the driver about as much as you paid for your entire meal?
I'm in college dorm but my mother's house is about twenty minutes away
I left something there that I needed, so I drove over
When I saw her car in the driveway I -almost- kept going
I really should have. God I hate having to say hi to her
>>71787991
Ever heard of being a good bitch?
@71788028
Don't ever reply to any of my posts ever again
>>71787975
I'm not gonna post my cock here.
>>71787976
love em
About two weeks ago I made a really impressive string of jokes in front of a girl and I can't stop thinking about how cool I was
>>71788073
and now here you are
>>71788073
tell us the jokes
>>71788044
don't even think about taking me out to another date, we're through
Who /S A D B O Y S/ here?
>>71788096
FUCK
>>71787966
Ah right my bad, how stupid could I be. Too much wine, you're right.
I'm quite happy (terribly depressed), thank you very much.
Why aren't we putting our best scientists on the case to make ebun new drugs to make our dystopian society bearable?
Might have to break up with the gf buds
sad over here
>>71788105
lol what a gay
>>71788149
good
>>71788149
why
http://www.strawpoll.me/12445437
http://www.strawpoll.me/12445437
http://www.strawpoll.me/12445437
How do cops measure weed when it comes to edibles and shit?
Here the law just says if you're in possession of under 10g then you just get a ticket, but how does this translate to edibles?
>>71788149
is she balding too much for your tastes
>>71788185
I bought some girl scouts cookies and gave some to her. She said she doesn't like Thin Mints.
>>71788201
>getting caught with edibles
I don't like how many extra flags there is now.
Pretty unaesthetic seeing 4 flags
>>71788228
It's possible
>>71788219
>liking mint chocolate
grim
>>71788219
that's weird, mine bought girl scout cookie cereal with me and we had thin mint flavors and she liked it. I didn't try it, I was full. We should swap
>>71788230
The only flag I need is the U S of A
might go to the weed store and buy some weed
>not liking mint chocolate
Absolutely fucking horrible. Mint Chocolate is my favorite ice cream flavor as well.
>>71788278
Good lad
>>71788278
more like US Gay lmao
>>71788219
>not buying dark choclate
Reported this stoner selling edibles on the street lol
>>71788290
are you me
>>71788298
take that back immediately
>>71788290
good man
>>71788300
I bet you enjoyed blacked.com as well dont you
I WOULD GO OUT TONIGHT
BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A STITCH TO WEAR
THIS MAN SAID
IT'S CRUCIAL
THAT SOMEONE SO HANDSOME WOULD CARE
Find a better tune
Protip: You cant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY
I recently took up drinking. I'm enjoying it now while just 2 glasses of whiskey will get me smacked into next week. I expect that will change though
>>71788353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8RmBMDNVQ
What was the political system in West Berlin?
>>71788353
kino tune
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KQuy73-LZUo
>>71788374
Ye buddy
>>71788353
Not even memeing but other than the shitty rapping I find something oddly soothing about the foreign singing in the background.
Erase the white boy and I would rate this tune very well.
>>71787731
Nope, just a European. Maybe you just have eye problems.
>>71788527
>Erase the white boy and I would rate this tune very well.
Cuck
did everyone die?
>limey namefags
what has happened to my /cum/
>>71788547
CIShet (aka shit) White Men ruin everything.
>>71788575
yes
t. ghost
Waiting for pizza
>>71787731
White people are pink kek
Hey guys
How's it been
My life has been pretty crummy
>>71788678
Take a seat over there.
>Charlie "Id go nutty over the nipples of a man from helsinki" Brown
>>71786794
>Liberals
>>71788727
I am sitting desu
It said it would arrive at 6:04
1 minute lads
Yo yo niggas
>>71788759
Reported to the FBI
>>71788794
I bought the pizza legally dude
>>71788815
>buying pizza legally
Hmmmmmmmm
Why do I keep giving weed so many second chances
I want to like it, but I don't
I have a strange obsession with my own face. Often, if i'm in front of a mirror, I'll study my expression, try on different expressions, or practice conversating with the mirror. I'm always so different than how I remember looking.
I am an atheist and a libertarian
>>71786748
AYYY
I know who this kid is irl
>I am an atheist and a libertarian
>>71788895
Really?
>>71788871
Take your meds
>>71788907
yeah
he plays football with my nephew
I'm a straight white male that supports anybody that racists/bigots don't support. But most of all animal rights because they don't have a voice of their own.
What is /cum/'s favorite type of nut?
I like Brazilian nuts
>>71788922
How do you know who he is though
His face has something on it
>>71788927
DEEZ
>>71788932
I know his real name and even have him on facebook and remember when that pic was a big meme here in iceland
>>71788927
cashews
kek
>>71788977
>having racist memes
*gasp*
>>71788815
well well well
look who it is
>>71788895
Lies
>>71788998
Delete this right now
>>71788998
lol is he smoking da ganja? LOL WEED AMIRITE? UPTOKES TO THE LEFT
Where the FUCK is my pizza
Domino's from now on lads
Fuck Pizza Butt
>>71789044
>wanting to fuck pizza butt
Keeping digging that hole, podesta
>>71789008
believe what you want
not gonna post a 12yo real name on 4chan tho
>>71789026
>>71789044
>ordered from pizza hut before
>it was 10 minutes away
>it took them 30 minutes to deliver a pizza and bottle of pepsi
it wasn't even like traffic was an issue because it was in a small town at night after everyone was already home from work
>>71789078
He died long ago
Lmm is no more
>>71789073
Why not?
>>71789098
Sounds like the same boat
I literally just ordered a medium pizza and a coke and its been 45 minutes
Ruuuuu
>>71789113
he is still alive, and hes a good lad
>>71789130
are you unironically asking?
>>71789178
Yes. Post pls
>>71789166
Was being metaphorical or something
>>71789187
lmao
no
This is a councilman in my city
>>71789279
Yes
reminder that anime is cancer
Good fucking lord
Pizza hut never again. It's been over an hour and also they're not picking up the phone
>>71789399
they know you aren't gonna tip. they know no one in their right mind would pay twice that of their meal just on the delivery fee + tip
the berserk game would be a lot more enjoyable if it didn't crash after every chapter post-zodd
>>71789478
Apparently he showed up outside 25 minutes before pizza hut said the order would be done on their site. I went to go check 5 minutes after he left apparently. He also doesn't have a phone so he couldnt call me
Pretty disappointed in pizza hut. What kinda delivery driver doesn't have a phone
Does anyone else feel like if they stay in their home city/country they will just end up killing themselves in a decade or two?
I live a comfy life but I have no passion or excitement in my life. Going out to bars and partying has gotten stale, and reading is my only escape. Fuck, is it just Canada? Or does everyone feel this way at one point?
>>71789543
haven't had that issue with them before. give them one more shot
Just bought some used panties on reddit
I kind of regret it but at the same time I can't wait for them to get here
>>71789612
cancer
>>71789611
No
This is literally the only time I've ever ordered Pizza Hut. Never again
Fucking kek
>>71789631
Can you please elaborate
>>71789657
alright whatever i don't care lol
>>71789671
>another guy ordering pizza
might just get some myself tonight, fuck me
http://www.strawpoll.me/12445524
you boys are all foolish
>>71789697
I'm the one ordering domino's now fagtron
got my ashes today
relaxing with a bowl of stir-fry
>>71789717
i seriously hope you didn't pay for a whole order of pizza hut and not fucking get it lmao
>>71789732
I got a refund tyvm
>>71789308
looks like he's on the way out
>>71789717
get some deep dish honey buns
Based heather
>>71789767
I got hot wings and pizza desu
>nier2 is coming out in a fucking week
where did the time go
God dammit I just want to enjoy video games again
>>71789852
classic wow my friend
>>71789905
No. I don't even enjoy being at home anymore. This sucks desu
>all this clapping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S02SNC8xpzU
>>71789823
in the trash where you spent it
>>71789905
he said he wants to ENJOY videogames again
>>71790004
classic wow is the greatest video game to grace this planet
>>71790021
fuck off nerd
video games are for kids
grow up
>don't enjoy any of the things I used to do
>multiplayer games
I hope all my shitposting on 4chan over the years will pay off soon
>>71790048
do you still enjoy talking to me or did you stop enjoying that too?
>i don't enjoy anything and no longer have hopes and dreams
>used to be completely satisfied with sitting alone at home all day and playing video games
>now I get bored out of my mind if I do that
>>71790130
dont you have a gf?
have not opened steam in 57 days
>>71790158
Yeah, which is why I don't enjoy being alone all day anymore.
All American posts ITT are me
>>71790188
then hang out with her
Wrong
>>71789098
I bought 3 meals worth of Jack in the box last night and intend to eat cold hamburgers all today.
need to defecate but i dont want to get out of bed
>>71790211
That's what I was doing before I came home, anon. We're both in college and she has to study. I'll probably go out with her again later in the day.
need to masturbate but i dont want to pull my pants off
>>71790260
ask your sister for help
>>71787099
>>>71786841
>good banter with the lads
>are you confused by the sight of physically fit men?
More like aroused tbH
A bit gay tho, that
>>71790293
stop talking like you're from a different country
>>71790285
jokes on you i don't have a sister i'm asking your mom
>>71790305
jokes on you I'm an orphan
>>71790238
I shit my pants then just throw it in the garbage
>>71790351
then who was hand?
>>71790372
310
Domino's came pretty quick lads
Delicious
>>71786801
>Bloods sign when all the black kids are wearing blue