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/cum/ doing the ol' lazy day edition
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Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
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>>>/pol/114813856
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Real thread
>>71776932
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any sissies here? i want to punch u
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>>71777069
replied to you and got Kek in my id
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>>71777006
I actually forgot the English lyrics to our anthem
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>>71777169
We did it reddit!
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>>71777169
you got dubs too

praise kek
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Eww virgins gross
so disgusting, gtfo
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I dedicate this post to all the hoes who never believed ine me:

fuck ya'll
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>>71777103
punch my boipucci
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>>71776940
How did some of you mexicans learn english?

Do you think it's easier for a native spanish person to learn english or a native english speaker to learn spanish?
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>>71777169
We both have same digits here
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>>71777103
H-hello
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>>71777317
I like Indian posters
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>>71777335
FRICKING sissy GET OUT of my country or else ill beat the HECK out of you
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>>71777245
Fuck you, I need to remain pure so anime-chan will accept me.
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>>71776940
What are your plans for the day /cum/?

> revise resume and submit it for work
> finish the book I've been reading
> go to church for Ash Wednesday
> stay distracted so I don't break my fast
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>>71777283
>typo
Maybe the hoes were right...
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>>71777364
>>71777335
kek

canadians are sissies!
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>>71777395
Sleep and go to work
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>>71777395
I finished school early, so i'm going to study and roll up some devil's grass
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i want the numbers
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>>71777364
*unzips dick*
Hmmm
oops, so sorry
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>>71777433
>canadians are sissies!
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>>71777523
You mean repeating digits like these ?
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>>71777433
>pot calling the kettle black
OwO
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>>71777531
sorry for what?
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numbahs give me
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Should I move to Maine? I can afford it, currently living in Ontario and hate it.
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>>71777598
>98
Low energy. Sad!
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>>71777650
>off by one
Well better get the soap, rope and the stool
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>>71777646
Pro tip, your lifestyle won't change unless you do it yourself.

6 get
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I'm going to play some hardcore old japanese games and you can't stop me.
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Check these
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>>71777608
*sexes u*
Hmmm
Hmmmm
HmMmMm
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im better than all of u
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>>71777742
>quints
Impressive
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>>71777777
Gay swede
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>>71777832
Haha, swedont
ahaah.
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>tfw gtx 1060 came in
It barely fits but it's in there.
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>>71777976
Not getting 480
Ayyyyyy
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>tfw too cool for old school
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>>71777994
I've always gone with gtx 2bh.
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think I did pretty well on my progamming midterm buds
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>reporter keeps saying chase suspect is a big guy
kek
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>>71778051
Brand loyalty is bad look, at benchmarks
Amd is no longer a meme
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>>71778073
>Blair post
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>>71778073
>when turkey thinks he can post in the north american general
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>>71778155
When I start on my next computer, I'll go AMD.
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>>71778168
delet
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>>71777976
>upgrade rig with 1070 and i5
>still only play civ v and fnv
I am not good with monie
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of course he gets arrested as soon as i get up to take a piss
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>>71778235
My old 960 did excellent on almost every game I own. Except ARK which is the main reason I upgraded.
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Going to nofills for milk and bread.
Dont be too lewd while I'm gone
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>>71778235
Get 2k or 4k monitor
Its so fucking crisp
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>>71778300
*bes lewd*
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>>71777976
What are you going to play with that btw?
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>>71778288
Glad to see pc gaymen is alive and well in /cum/
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>>71778235
> civ

Get into Paradox games, they are much better.
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>>71778300
Going for milk? U can have sum of ine
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libruls

>waaaa muh trump deregulations

>muh childlabor

while wearing nike, northface and gap clothing
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>>71778354
Well after updating, I'm gonna go test it out on ARK. My 960 was able to run it on medium/high so I'll be happy if it can push all high. Extremely if it can run ultra. Other than that, warframe like I usually do.
>>71778357
Also getting the switch as well when it comes out.
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thanks america for giving them back
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>>71778300
*nip slip*
OOPS, so sorry!
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Does anyone want to play a game I made a little while ago
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I can't hide it any longer. I'm #BallsDeepForDeepak
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>tfw I read books
>tfw I go to the gym
>tfw I study
>tfw I'm more alpha then every one of you fucks ITT
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>>71779385
I have a 7 inch penis and have lost track of the amount of women I've had sex with
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>>71779385
What are you reading rn?
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>>71779297
sure
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*activates almonds*
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>>71779423
I'm reading the DaVinci's Code
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>>71779499
top kek
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>>71778350
>>71778444
>>71778529
Back. VERY disappointed in you lads.
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>>71779424

It is not a viruse if you don't believe me look at the code

Also there's a glitch in it where you can get the second upgrad for the same cost when it says double cost

u.nya.is/thqnzr.html
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>>71779781
Proof?
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>>71779385
>I do normal things that tons of other humans do heh tough luck losers
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>>71779781
u cant trick me hacker man
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>>71779824
>>71779819
Look at it, it's very short tell me if you see anything that could possibly harm you
It's a work of art is all
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>>71779862
sorry im not falling for that
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>>71777777
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>>71777697
What did they mean by this?
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>>71779995
Shàaaaaaaart!
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To what lengths would you go for your onii-chan?
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2 DAYS, BUDS
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>tfw running ARK on epic quality
Fugg, I was happy on high but I won't turn down epic quality ARK
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>>71780412
Can't fucking wait.
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>>71780412
nice bumbum
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>done with errands and chores

im drinking beer before 2:30 and no one can stop me
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>>71780323
What the fuck
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>>71780618
>Drinking beer
>not smoking kush
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>>71780628
deviantart is fucked up senpai
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>>not smoking kush
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cum lol
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>>71780708
>implying i cant do both

and as a matter of fact i am now
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>>71780742

hello, waffle
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>>71780710
>file deleted already
Hi, janny.
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>>71780773
fastest clicker in the west
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>>71780748
Oh yeah? What strain?
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>>71780708
DUDE
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>>71780412
2 days as in 2 days ago? Lel
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>>71780880
no idea

not from a legal state, its some homegrown from the ozarks

its passable stuff, grown well, not medical by any means tho
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>>71780992
>no idea
Noob why would you even consider smoking medical, why wouldn't you cultivate your own?
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>>71781075
i live in an apt

i work at a plant nursery so im sure could grow good pot, but there's no way i could get away with it where im at now

it'd save a shitload of money too
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/pol/ btfo t'bh
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>>71781240
nigga i thought arkansas was a giant forest mountain

go find a place far away and grow some, preferably in some woods next to a highway
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>>71781114
so Link is a girl?
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>>71781309

>Benazir Bhutto was born on June 21, 1953, in Karachi, Pakistan, the child of former premier Zulfikar Ali Bhutto. She inherited leadership of the PPP after a military coup overthrew her father's government and won election in 1988, becoming the first female prime minister of a Muslim nation
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>>71781375
xe's anything you want xer to be honey ;)
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>>71781309
The first woman President will be a Republican.
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>>71781333
kek

a third of arkansas is forest mountains

a third is bayou

a third is livable

its all pretty though

not a bad idea, i may try spreading some seeds way up in the boonies sometime
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>>71781240
>>71781333
Do not do this. Dont risk jail or permanently fucking yourself.
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>>71781437
False. She will be a like-minded logical Liberal. Not a Conservative witch.
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>>71781502
ive already got consistent access to buy it, itd just be cheaper to grow

im not going to jump into it unless i know i could get away with it or it becomes legal
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>>71781563
latvia <3
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Whenever I sit down to do work I immedoately have to shit. Whats up with that?
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>>71781614
big fan

hehe
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>>71781562
Grow some weed, sell it on the DeepWeb and watch the moolah fill your wallet
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>i grow the devils herb
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>>71781690
>tfw fbi agent
Sometimes this job is too easy ;^)
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>>71781707
>I use drugs to cope and I know it's wrong but at least it's only weed and not cocaine or alcohol
t.me
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>>71781777
>trips
noice
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>>71781707
It's devils grass. Devils herb is something completely different you retard.
>>71781728
Try to find me, I'm fucking invisible, I'm at a timhortons right now I can just throw away my laptop (this one is a disposable one)
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>>71781777
The only reason why alcohol is legal is because the ancient greeks drank it
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>>71781690

cashing in my savings for bitcoins brb
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>>71781814
Ez pz we already figured out that you're in a timmie's. Jsut give up now and you can be the precinct boipussy until we get tired of you.
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>>71781871
good idea

Want to be part of my gang? we can rake in the green if we work together (we split 50/50)
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the ol' 'zure
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>>71781908
Fuck you white oinky oink you can't catch the gingerbread man
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>>71781926
>canadian gang

no thx

im not interested in extorting poutine stands and hockey gambling
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>>71782054
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>>71782054
>white american gang
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I just can't stop partying it up
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>>71782222
>he isnt scared of white american gangs
everyone should be desu
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>marijuana
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>>71782421
>calling Beelzebubs Basil by its common name

lacking in creativity pennsylvania
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It's the devil's lettuce you fucking idjits
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/int/ is so boring it pisses me off
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if you smoke hemp, you are a degenerate
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>>71782482
i don't care what you want to call the Nigger's Flora
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Mormons my dudes
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opinions on coffee?
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>>71782555
>Nigger's Flora

giggling like a loon
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>>71782593
is good but the addiction fatigue/headaches suck
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>>71782593
Overrated.
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>>71782593
gross and unnecessary

also creates annoying coffee culture
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>>71782593
patrician but not if you buy it from starbucks or other such locale
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>>71782593

still 2bitter4me
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>>71782593
ruined by numales just like beer was
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>have an interview on friday at a different dunkin donuts for noon shifts
>might be working at two dunkin donuts simultaneously
on one hand I'll be making fat stacks but on the other hand I'll have no free time
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>>71782593
i use it to stay awake, don't love the taste but its starting to grow on me
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>>71782756
Dont do it senpai
It's too draining imo
Well you'll value free time more I suppose after you realize how trash working is
What do you spend your money on (cute x) poster?
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is there anything more retarded than this?
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>>71782843
I honestly like working at the dunkin I work at now
my coworkers are fun to hang around with and it's not a hard job
it's not going to be a permanent thing but I want to save up as much money as I can so I can move back to Ohio around June
right now I'm only really spending money on food and occasionally video games
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>>71782874
your posts
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>>71782968
blocked
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>>71783036

more like rekt
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>>71783036
blacked
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>american vandalism
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tits
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>rekt
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>>71783139
reported
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>>71782098
memri is the funniest thing to come out of the middle east since the bubonic plague
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>>71783204
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>>71783243
his face makes it
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>>71783278
love these
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>>71783243
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>>71783450

thats a tough one

I gotta go with the lawnmowers
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>>71782560
I was raised Mormon
you have to be religiously apathetic to miss the major doctrinal errors in Mormonism, and to not find out for yourself that even the KJV is a faithful translation to the original scripts
Joseph Smith also prophesied that the US government would've been overthrown by now and that God would've came to earth by now. No idea how that cult still draws in new members, it's a traditional thing at this point. He used a seeing stone as a treasure hunting conman, then he finds a new one and claims to translate ancient hieroglyphics with it
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>>71783450
xdd
so ridiculous is funny !!
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>>71782899
You left Ohio?
Why would you want to go back?
I'm glad you're making friends though :-3
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C-U-C-K!
WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
KEK!
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>>71783635
no it doesn't
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>>71783577
>You left Ohio?
I didn't want to but my stepdad's a prick and my family fucked me over
>Why would you want to go back?
I can't stand living with my mom and stepdad and it's too expensive to live on my own in Florida
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>>71783635
>posting the shitty version
Smdhtbqhwyphamalam
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>wanting to go back to Ohio
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>>71783706
>not wanting to live in the designated weeb state
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>DE SOUD SHALD RISED GAIN
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I am a malthusian mastermind
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>>71783706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUO-sRLotOI
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>>71783696
>drumpf
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>>71783742
IT WILL... JUST U WAIT AND SEE
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*applauds*
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is deutschland really uber alles?
so conflicted right now...
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>>71783663
Just wait until oil prices go back up and move to west Texas for an oil field job. It's a good amount of money to stand around and dig holes.
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>American witch
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>>71783663
You're gonna make it dude :)
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>>71783800
I hope so
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>>71783764
Thought Bernie was reddits thing? Or modern day /pol/. It's a reddit infested shithole now.
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>>71783828
4chan is reddit now
they are one and the same
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>>71783828
/pol/ is full of r/thedonald shitters posting their stupid kek memes and making 1000000th thread about some sjws being retarded
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>>71783914
Well reddit can fuck off. Been lurking for 11 years now. Ain't gonna see them fuck another board up like they've done /sp/ /v/ /pol/ and recently /qa/. Or maybe they should lurk moar before bumping obvious b8 threads
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>>71783450
>>71783521
Canis Majoris would win. It weighs about 100 times more.
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I love Big Black Black Bigs
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I've been here since 2003

I checked the first ever dubs on 4chan
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>tfw there's a bunch of girls I have a chance with but I'm not sure which one I'd pick if I have to make a choice
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>>71784084
>leaf
Checks out
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>tfw there's a bunch of girls I have a chance with but I'm not sure which one I'd pick if I have to make a choice
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>majority of Presidents have been Republican
>Republicans have the slight edge in the Senate since 1855
>Democrats have the edge in the House since 1855
What did they mean by this?
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>>71784084
please be the cute Canadian girl I just talked to an hour ago
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>>71784126
that is in fact the shitpostingest leaf in the world
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>>71784153
can you please post an african-american in a fedora next time

makes it a little more accurate
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>>71784159
I might be
Or I might be the biggest bitch you'll ever meet
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>>71784168
Probably has autismflags too, huh?
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I wonder what the very first 4chan post was
And the first /int/ post
Not counting posts by admins and mods and stuff
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>>71784158
Democrats have often been on the wrong side of history. Republicans come in to clean up their mess. Takes several cycles to do this so more republican presidents.
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>>71784206
yea probably
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>>71784216
Apparently this.
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>>71782874
I think it takes the crown for pop-history oversimplification bullshit
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>>71784168
it's some subhuman quebecois faggot that shitposts gay shit here 24/7

not an accurate representation of canada, but rather, what we strive to exterminate
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>>71784261
Actually. Wasn't /a/ before /b/? Then I don't know.
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>>71784261
>2004

that's not the first posts that's the first posts after a reset

they reset the post count on /b/ multiple times
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>>71784317
/b/ was Anime and Random
they were split afterwards
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>>71784261
Fake. The first post on 4chan was moot testing it.
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>>71784261
I've seen the picture before but I heard the story behind it was that moot """accidentally""" nuked /b/ and that was the first post after that
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4chan is dead
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>>71784361
Well that anon did state posts by another anon. And I don't think Google will have the answer. Are there even any old archives up from that time? When you had to vote to archive a thread?
>>
if you have ever posted on an anime board in your life you should face the rope
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>>71784431
No archive back then.
>>
If you have ever lived in Canada in your life you should face the rake
>>
girls keep coming on to me every time I leave the house
it gets p annoying. wish I could be in public without all the unnecessary female attention.
>>
>>71784431
>>71784482
The only way we'd know then is if one of the supreme elderfags themselves told us
>>
Canada is better than the UK, but both are better than America.
>>
>>71784584
>going on 4chan for 13.5 straight years
the absolute thought
>>
>girls keep coming on to me every time I leave the house
>it gets p annoying. wish I could be in public without all the unnecessary female attention.
>>
>>71784600
Yet here I am, better than you
>>
>>71784600
stop talking slave
>>
>>71778404
>fascist poland beating USSR in a single front war

thanks for reminding me to never touch HOI4
>>
>>71784600
USA > UK >>>>>>>>>>>>> North Korea >>>>>>>>>>> Canada
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Really fills the the think tanks
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>>71779385
i bet you kiss girls faggot
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>>71784835
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>>71784835

whoops
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>>71784856
run mexican hedgehog
>>
/cum/ Party Platform:
>Electoral Reform (literally anything but FPTP)
>Liquor Reform (Beer and wine sale allowed in non-liquor stores, beer and wine consumption legal in public)
>Legalization of marijuana, investigation into decriminalizing and regulating other drugs
>Volunteering for a special military/public service term confers preferred entry into post-secondary institutions, prioritized medical treatment, other incentives
>Program to encourage every child to engage in a sporting activity, funding easily available to select programs to achieve this (eg., subsidized hockey equipment)
>Uniform, mandatory sexual education in elementary school; religion not grounds for opting out
>Nutrition and health taught through school, emphasizing the importance of calories and macronutrients and a 40/40/20 split of protein/fats/carbs; abandonment of the food pyramid
>Economic and life-planning courses mandatory through secondary school, taught as a regular course alongside sciences and English etc.
>Mandatory second language education until secondary graduation (does not need to be French, but primary must be English)

What do we add?
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All of these thinks.
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>>71784908
yeah no one gives a shit
>>
>>71784889
>this made sense in Chris Chan's mind
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>>71784895
2% GDP towards space exploration.
>>
>>71784895
ban soy additives in food
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>>71784935
You're not thinking.
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>>71784895
>mandatory second language

that's fucking stupid, it needs to be optional

lots of children will outright refuse to do it

i was forced to take french (live in bc) literally the entire class didn't bother to learn it whatsoever and the teacher was basically forced to just pass us
>>
>>71784895
Reinstatement of Capital Punishment in those States that have abolished it and Canada
>>
>>71784895
all chicanos are to be executed on sight
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>>71784895
Needs the 2nd amendment.
>>
>>71785053
THIS
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>>71785018
Me and the guy you responded to said that BC should have mandarin as an option. But being bilingual is a useful skill, many students dont want to learn basic arithmetic as well, doesn't mean we should scrub it from the curriculum.
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>all chicanos are to be executed on sight
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>>71785104
>being bilingual is a useful skill
I did learn a lot from my high school Latin experience, and Latin is a pretty based language, but this is simply not true in life unless you want to be a diplomat or work for the CIA.
>>
>>71785104
Spanish should be preferred in the /cum/ super state. English in Mexico and Quebec.
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>>71785178
shut the fuck up, you learned a dead language you pompous prick

companies like to have bilingual people in their ranks
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>>71785104
bilingualism is becoming more and more useless every day, almost everyone speaks english which is also objectively a far superior language to most

the last thing i want to do is give the chinese here even more of a reason to not learn english

i would flat out REFUSE to take a second language if such a rule had been imposed until the end of secondary education and i would have had to have been expelled

you cannot have mandatory classes in secondary education, it's inhumane and fucked up
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Why are mexicans and CHIs so full of self hate?
>>
>>71785241
>companies like to have bilingual people in their ranks
this is applicable to probably 1% of jobs at most
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>>71785243
so youre a loser that would rather drop out than take a second language?

k
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>>71785286
why shouldn't they be
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>white people
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>>71784895
Forgot to add:
>1.5% military budget, commit to defending NATO countries while withdrawing from interventionism in the Middle East and North Africa

>>71784959
This is good, actually:
>2% GDP towards development/expansion of Canadian space exploration program

>>71785018
I'm a BC lad who was forced to do French as well. I don't believe that all Canadians need to know French, but I do believe that EVERYONE should know a second language. I'd liked to have learned Spanish, but Mandarin would be probably the most popular in BC. >>71785104 this guy understands.


>>71784977
Why? I do believe in requiring ingredients/nutritional listing on all foods though, as well as a standardization of serving size/nutrition on labels (eg., no having your cereal be "only 50 calories a serving!" but then listing your serving as 25 grams).

>>71785050
Capital Punishment in severe cases only, such as treason.

>>71785053
do NOT bully

>>71785073
I think that guns should be more available, but also require some degree of training certification first.
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>>71785243
>you cannot have mandatory classes in secondary education, it's inhumane and fucked up
aren't a fuckton of high school classes mandatory though? isn't high school itself mandatory? I agree with your other points but explain how mandatory education is 'inhumane and fucked up'
>>
>>71785050
but only for criminals who have tangible evidence against them (e.g. video recording or multiple witness testimony) and in which the killing was drawn out or in which there was multiple victims killed
To accomodate this change, prisoners only spend one year on death row before execution with a clemency hearing 10 months in for a slim chance at life imprisonment
>>
>>71785341
>I think that guns should be more available, but also require some degree of training certification first.
Voluntary 2 year conscription type thing would be excellent to get your gun license.
>>
>>71785356
he's retarded, you have to pass english and math and science and history and other courses to get a highschool diploma
>>
>>71785290
you can't force people who are basically adults of free will to take subject material, that's an infringement of rights

that's why the only mandatory class in grade 12 here is english, and you can choose all of your other courses

and no, i wouldn't drop out, i'd refuse to take a class, and if they expel someone for that that's a completely fucked up school system

some people just can't stand certain things, or are terrible at them and shouldn't be forced to do them

it's the same reason why many courses that although useful, many much more useful than a second language are still not mandatory
>>
>>71785423
numales will complain about anything these days i guess
>>
>>71785341
>Capital Punishment in severe cases only, such as treason.
Add in war crimes and terrorism and you have my vote.

>>71785383
Acceptable
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>>71785341
>Why? I do believe in requiring ingredients/nutritional listing on all foods though, as well as a standardization of serving size/nutrition on labels (eg., no having your cereal be "only 50 calories a serving!" but then listing your serving as 25 grams).
it's full of extremely harmful xenoestrogens

>>71785383
the amount of mandatory classes decreases every year, by senior year the only mandatory class in my school was english
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>>71785423
Dont think youre cut out for humanity
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>>71785404
>he's retarded, you have to pass english and math and science and history and other courses to get a highschool diploma
no you don't, you had a lot of options and the requirements were pretty loose

>>71785452
>not wanting to take a second language because you'd prefer to focus on sciences/math/trades is numale
>>
>>71785464
if we're executing war criminals are bush, obama, clinton and the rest getting the rope, too?
>>71785531
yes you do just because the last year of highschool lets you diversify doesnt mean you werent forced to take several classes each year of your education whether or not you're "terrible at them"
>>
>>71785531
calling mandatory classes an infringement of rights because you don't want to do sheeit is pretty numale
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGcb2lVnFNA

cute
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>>71785575
very few classes were mandatory, basic math in grade 10 and 11 and english were the only mandatory classes, you didn't even have to take any math or sciences in grade 12

>>71785580
ok how about we make shop class mandatory then nerd, i would have had no problem with that but i'm betting you would

where do you draw the line you statist cuck?
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whats the deal with white people? they're not white, and they're not people
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>tfw i realize i'm probably wasting my time arguing with 20~ year olds
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New discussion topics:
How do we feel about plain packaging on cigarettes?

How do we feel about advertising fast/junk food?

>>71785243
English is still a mandatory first language: proficiency must be proven before graduation. Why is mandatory second language any more inhumane than mandatory science courses?

>>71785400
This makes a lot of sense.

>>71785423
>some people can't stand things/they're hard, so they shouldn;t do them.

I hated math with a passion and it caused me severe stress all the way through my education, but I still want it in the education system. doing things you don't like builds character.

>>71785464
War crimes and terrorism seem severe enough to me.

As well, anyone who exits Canada to join a foreign military organization, unless approved by the Canadian government, will have their passport revoked.

>>71785472
I'd advocate a visible warning label on the front of foods that contain soy-additives, while pursuing a transparent, public investigation into xenoestrogens in soy products, and the tangible effects they have. I'm hesitant on this due to /fit/ memes.

>>71785575
Unfortunately, we do not have jurisdiction over those people.
>>
>>71785667
I went to a selective admission school with hard curriculum. I almost failed because they made us do the advanced level maths with no other options. It was incredibly hard and I could have left and gotten better grades at another school but I sucked it up
>>
>>71785719
>I hated math with a passion and it caused me severe stress all the way through my education, but I still want it in the education system. doing things you don't like builds character.
yes within reason, that's why they have options for difficulty grades in the case of math, also why they ease off on mandatory classes as you get older and more set in your ways, determined, your aptitudes become more clear etc
>>
When I ask to get a student loan, I am denied it.

When I ask to get my inheritance, (after my late mother and grandmother), I am denied it.

When I ask to sell my share of a common property, I am denied it.

When I ask to receive a pension, (which I paid to the government, when I worked as a store manager, etc., in Norway), I am denied it.

When I ask for legal aid, I am denied it.

When I ask for compensation for being a loser, I am denied it.

When I ask for a writer's grant, I am denied it.

When I ask the authorities to investigate that I have overheard that I am followed by 'mafian', (Oslo 2003), I am denied it.

It's a pussy-nation, one must say.
>>
>>71785711
can I touch you?!?!
>>
>>71785719
>I'm hesitant on this due to /fit/ memes.
not sure what this meme is

it's proven that soy is very bad for males
>>
>>71785719
>As well, anyone who exits Canada to join a foreign military organization, unless approved by the Canadian government, will have their passport revoked.
It is illegal to create stateless persons, unless this only applies to dual-nationals
>>
>>71785903
>It is illegal to create stateless persons,
cuck
>>
>>71785915
Canada would be put under UN sanctions...

Unless you want the entire world to boycott alberta oil lmfao
>>
>>71785793
is that a varg quote or something?
>>
Also forgot to mention:
>Shift focus as much as possible into renewable energy.

>>71785903
Then throw them in the brig.

>>71785870
/fit/ constantly memes about every food on the face of the planet, soy is constantly in the firing line. Since I don't really eat soy-products anyways I never looked into it.

>>71785915
International law is there for a reason.
>>
>>71785719
>How do we feel about plain packaging on cigarettes?

I don't give a shit. I've been smoking since I was 18 (meaning about 10 years); I've been rolling my own for about 5 years. I barely ever see the warnings anyway, I just roll a bunch each evening and put them in my cigarette holder.

But even if I saw them, I don't give a shit. It's an addiction - a picture of a guy in a fetal position with a "tobacco might cause impotence" caption won't put me off, because I've been single for about 5 years anyway. A picture of a throat hole won't put me off either because it looks kinda like a butthole and I think it's funny.

You can't stop people taking extremely addictive narcotics by showing them pictures.
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>>71785999
nice digits, party manifesto when
>>
>>71785936
>>71785999
get a load of these cucks
fucking leafers
>>
why are albertans all brainlets
>>
>>71786071
All the wheat in their diet.
>>
>>71786004
This is probably true. I ask only because the discussion around plain-packaging is starting to pick up in Canada, with a lot of shilling against it by cigarette companies. I also don't really care about packaging: if people want to smoke they should, but I do strongly feel that people that leave their butts on the sidewalk should be intensely fined. Combat this by having much higher saturation of cigarette bins (and garbage/recycling bins in general).

>>71786034
Transferring shit into a doc as we go my boy

>>71786047
Ignoring international diplomacy is the surefire sign of an ignoramus; the true cuck is the braincuck.
>>
hot take: blacks are worse than chicanos
>>
>>71786135
ah yes best bow down to the jews
ignoring them would be bad
>>
>>71786159
wrong, most american culture is derived from black people
>>
>>71786170
'No'
>>
>>71786135
Agreed. I try to not leave my butts on the street unless I absolutely have to. If I see a bin it goes there, if not I throw it in a storm drain or something.
>>
Canada a shit.
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dont listen to rock music if you dont like black people

its nigger music
>>
>>71786170
Fuck off retard
>>
blacks shouldn't be allowed to read or write
>>
>>71786312
We barely can anyways.
>>
>>71786312
massa dun goofed didnt he
>>
all black literature exists as a result of white charity, the negro has never created an original work of high literature
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>>71786373
>the negro has never created an original work of high lit-
>>
How do my fellow /cum/ party members feel about immigration and refugees? Without going into it too much, I strongly advocate a restructuring of the TFW program, aiming to remove unskilled labour from it entirely.

>>71786163
>everything I don't like is a Jewish trick
Simply epic.

>>71786228
Thank you wise Czech. Oh, fun idea: include a little butt-compartment in the bottom of cigarette packs! Though I guess that might not stop people who just throw them on the ground anyways.
>>
>>71786449
>one
a lot more than one now

should be one white guy in paris now amirite lmaooooooooooooo
>>
>>71786373
neither have you though

seems to me you're just as degenerate as those blacks
>>
>>71786462
That's A, not One
>>
>>71786461
If they're actually refugees and are willing to work under government supervision for a couple years while also showing a willingness to assimilate, I say let them come. After that 2 years, they can start the legal citizenship process minus the 2 years of government supervision.
>>
>>71786449
ahh yes the black token which is only allowed to exist because whites uplift it as a curiosity and nothing more
>>
>>71786520
you have incurable autism

sad!
>>
>>71786512
I wonder, what does "a" imply, when translating to number count?

One? Two? A billion?
>>
>>71786540
Nigger
>>
Canada needs a good old fashioned ethnic cleansing
>>
>>71786549
It doesn't imply anything
>>
>>71786568
we can start with you rashid
>>
unable to refute me the mulatto once again has lost his cool and turns to name calling and cheap trump memes
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>>71786540
>using trump quotes to be mean to an autist knowing full well barron is incurable autistic
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>>71786569
I don't even know where to start with you
>>
>>71786585
I'm probably whiter than you
>>
>>71786619
>I'll ignore the context because I made a mistake and I don't want to look stupid
>>
>>71786516
I could support continuing to allow refugees, provided an active integration program; as well as avoiding concentrating large groups in single areas to prevent self-ghettoization.
>>
>>71786625
post hand and we shall see
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I'm darker than all of you. Being a so called uncle tom basketball American is shit. My black brothers think I act too white and whitey has a general cautioned attitude around me.
>>
>>71786651
muslims are severely inbred and there is no gain by accepting refugees
>>
>>71786680
Just wear a MAGA or a Reagan Bush hat around white people
>>
>>71786645
Look you dumbass "a negro in paris" implies one. If you want to say more than one you say "some negroes" or "negroes"

A negro.
Many negroes.

I was making a joke about how it's no longer remarkable to find ONE black guy in paris. Zero mistakes made my friend
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>>71786611
theres nothing to refute you fucking autist, and you start with the ad homs every time

pathetic slug
>>
>>71786710
Funny thing. My dad and I were the only ones to vote and we both voted Trump but my brothers hated him so they tore it up.
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>>71786725
>>
New
>>71786748
>>71786748
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>>71786680
that is an unfortunate situation to find yourself in

do you dress black? i don't usually get the scary black person vibe if they are dressed normally (which i almost never see)

at least not to the same intensity

otherwise i'm usually trying to come up with a self defense plan or cross the street etc
>>
>>71786745
Oh and another funny thing. My mom pulled a reverse black dad situation. Popped out 3 kids and dipped the fuck out.
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>>71786664
>>
i have enraged the mulatto once again
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>>71786790
the author of that book is a not "token for white people" he's an african intellectual that struggled against the french government for independence in his country of birth

his books explore humanist themes and he tried to balance his native african culture with the contemporary globalised world

he's a far smarter man than you and i, and youre just a sad sack of shit hating a race of people

like i cant wrap my head around not treating people as individuals, its requires such insane mental gymnastics and leaps of faith, and a complete lack of reason

i get that youre angry at the world, most of us here are, but why do you blame blacks? theyre at the bottom of the fucking ladder for the most part
>>
lmao
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