/brit/

>>71785506
balt

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>marches towards you.

>>71785506
well hello there reddit

morning lads

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>tfw no gf

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picked up a few bottles of plonk down Lidl lads

>>71785506
literally the best meme of the 21st century

>>71785573
wow such beautiful romance :0)))))

ich bin stark

Fuck off! British scum.

>A West Australian Catholic primary school teacher has been charged with possessing and distributing child exploitation material.
Tell me about Catholics, is it just in their blood?

>>71785539
nein

>>71785573
how many ppl have died doing this already?

>>71785611
repressing your sexuality will do that to you

feeling very positive rn :)

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If Kek and Meme Magic and the Bizarro Timeline truly existed, Mummy would be Prime Minister

>>71785647
not enough

>>71785611
never been bummed or had pictures taking of me as long as i can remember

>>71785608
kys moorish rape baby

>>71785650

Kill yourself, British scum.

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>welcome home sir

what do you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zlEFTgk1tg
love government recruitment videos

>>71785650
yay :]

>>71785664

you've learned a lot of internet words son

Would love to be friends with Henry Cavill.

>>71785608
>>71785696
leave Gibraltar alone or we'll Trident your runt nation

>>71785611
it's in the blood of aussie convict scum

>>71785708
I just hit my japanese anie mays.

are there black people in australia?

>>71785708
demand a frikandelbroodje at once

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>>71785608
>>71785696

>>71785708
>p-p-please stop staring at m-me

https://youtu.be/0fcbJzKmTm0

>>71785749
abos

>literal study in JAMA showing that people that wear Fitbits (those exercise tracking wrist bands) make significantly worse progress with weight loss than those that don't wear them

howling, always noticed how only fatties wore them.

>>71785694
well that is a bit more drastic

can say I'm level headed enough not to stab someone over something like that

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The ol AvPD

>>71785611
pretty sure that commission found that like 7% of them are nonces hahahaha

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this one making me think

>>71785647

https://petapixel.com/2015/10/04/russian-teen-falls-to-death-while-shooting-daredevil-rooftopping-portraits/

>>71785721
weird way to react to my diagnosis

Are there Abo people in Britain?

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>>71785754
>Why so nervous sir!?

>>71785800
mexico?

>>71785557
thats good

>>71785800
would love to live in a gentrified version of that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOZFGVjS-Tk

i hate my cats

>>71785783
I had one for about 3 days and I knew from that period that they were shit and stupid fat people would gain weight or barely lose anything by wearing them desu

>>71785819
irish

>>71785718
thoroughly enjoyed watching this video in it's entirety
aussies are intriguing creatures

>>71785786
whats the original of this? seen so many iterations but cant remember how it first began

>>71785800
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/14/travel/colombia-medellin-neighborhood/
>Surprisingly, escalators are one of the innovative transport solutions that have helped transform life in a place once known as one of the world's most dangerous cities.
actually quite interesting from an economical standpoint

Are there British people in Britain?

>>71785842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_fjWl5k2r8

>>71785825
i would actually start running from them, as I already have done before

>>71785803
good

>>71785809
hopefully it means I'm poz too

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never trust women, never trust machines, and certainly never trust machine women

>>71785900
no there are jutes and scanians

>>71785819
The Irish are the British equivalent

>>71785785
In reality I'm much more tolerant than I am in my fantasies. I'd warn them that I'll have to get the manager if they don't move. Then I'd do that. If I still didn't get my way I'd wait for them outside then pull out a butterfly knife and start doing loads of cool tricks. I imagine then they'd pull out a knife and before I know it I've pushed his own knife into his throat and quickly walked away. Great, now I'm a fugitive. Luckily I also have a passport and loads of money and a bug-out bag for some reason...

the internet 2004-2009 was so innocent and fun

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>>71785886
must be a spanish thing

>>71785900
Apparently if you go deep out into the countryside you can still find aboriginals living in small communities out there

I personally haven't encountered one since 2008 though

o lads had a pretty spooky story the other day

right so I'm riding my bike at night and theres this spot in a park where I normally stop and do some pull ups, except there are no lights there so it was totally pitch black. Thinking I want to be incognito I turn all my lights off, So i'm getting closer and I notice this private cab driving slowly behind me. but theres a pub a bit further down so think nothing of it.

As i turn into the bit with the pull up bar the car goes on for like 10 m, then reverses, pulls up right at the spot where I walked in and turns his lights/engine off and gets out. Still, think nothing of it. Then the dude gets out while im doing my sets, and keep in mind its still very dark so I know he would only be able to barely see me and I could just see his silhoutte and he walks towards me on the path and just stops in the middle of it about 15m away from me and is standing there staring at me, at this point im like wtf

so I do like 2 or 3 more sets and the whole time he's just staring and standing, eventually get a lil freaked out and decide to leave, but I have to walk right past him so I'm pretty guarded as I do it, even notice him reach into his pocket as I get super close, but then he says nothing and I just walk/ride off

what you reckon lads, was I nearly robbed/raped/murdered?

>>71785935
Proof that normies ruin everything desu.

>He didn't play WoW during it's peak

Tragic.

>>71785969
not

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thoughts on american cosine lads

Why some people in the Star Wars universe have British accent?

>>71785996
I guess you could say it's TANtalizing

>>71785996
peng

>>71785982
wotlk was the peak

>>71785996
All Brazilians should be killed

>>71785969
probably just some paki creep who wanted to watch a lil scared white boi flex his guns

>>71785969
I'm afraid I can't make heads or tails of this myself, maybe he thought you were up to no good and decided to see what you're doing.

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>average Oxbridge student
NEED to get a UK scholarship lads

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>oiright, whar y'want then?

>>71785969
it was purple aki

>>71786003
Hello there.

>>71785694
>>71785694
>>71785694
>>71785694
butterfly knives are illegal to own, buy, and sell mate
you can't get them here

Asked mummy and daddy if I could borrow some money to buy Ether with and they said no

I wanted 10k and I'd pay it back in a year. They wouldn't lend me anything.

That was last month and Ether is up 60% since then. Fuck sake

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>he didn't play 3rd strike with the lads down at the local arcade

>>71786051
cornetto

>>71786022
TBC was the peak, though WOTLK was still good.

Took a nose-dive after that for sure.

>>71786024
bit rude

>>71786043
too many commies, nonwhites and trannies in oxbridge

>>71786051
amaretto sour hun xxx

>>71786033
>>71786052

he was white, bald and about 6'3, skinny though woulda backed myself in a situation where he's not armed


>>71786042
yeah thats possible, Just the whole situation from my perspective was very odd, and I'm not usually one to be rattled easily either

>>71786051
SEND THEM BACK

>>71785969
>>71785969
I was followed by a fat Indian around the park once

alcohol makes you pee

>>71786051
water on the rocks for me mate

>>71786079
the only peak was in subscribers m8 . that was wrath

>>71786051
cranberry juice with a dash of lemon please sir

>>71786114
has he come out the closet since the last photo?

>>71786054

?

>>71786114
this photo gives me vertigo

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-39125791

Are Northerners really human or just the missing link with a more primitive ape ancestor?

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Waheeeeey

>>71786051
>Tribute & Fosters

Directions to the nearest decent pub, fuck's sake.

>>71785803
Why are Russians so good at dying? It's honestly laughable.

>>71786114
>be god
>send a big gust of wind to knock them off
haha jokes

mad seeing young people live their lives productively while I'm certain I've spent solid full months of my life on 4chan if you add up all the time I spend here every day

>>71786114
lad pls stop

>>71786114
'fraid I do not have the fanny to do this, would be terrified.

>>71786141
Why would I care about sub-count

Raiding peak was TBC

>>71785969
Creepy. He might've thought you were a woman and that he could rape you. Or he thought you were there for gay sex (it might be near a gay sex meet up place). He might've just wanted directions, or thought you could help him score drugs. He might've just thought it would be funny to freak you out, I've done that to people before.

He probably reached into his pocket because he thought you were the danger as you walked towards him without saying anything even though you were both aware of each other. I bet there was nothing in that pocket but a phone.

>>71786182
yeah yeah FUCK OFF

>>71786200
>tfw productive life and post on 4chan

posted on 4chan through uni and now I'm in a full time job haha

>>71786182
post your face
want to know what kind of person gets replies from women

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>>71786180
poor dog

>proper hairy arse
>bits of pooey bog roll stuck down there contstantly

Bit grim lads ngl. Usually I blast them out with the shower head attatxhment in my shower but if I'm at work I just have to take the hit

>>71786208
>>71786244
you seem triggered, monkey! kek

>>71786182
not bad actually, she knows how to banter so she just took a joke as a joke (if it was one)

>>71786226
because the rest is subjective and the Ms in MMO stands for MASS MULTIPLAYER which means the population of players is kind of important

>>71786180
>family pet
>couldn't afford to have it put down
>concoct a daft plan to but the dog out of its misery
>stick a nail in its head
>bury it without making sure it's actually dead

Bloody Hell

Give me your LINE ID to send you pics of my cat.

>>71786261
shave you scruffy cunt

Was going to set up a bumble account

Then realised I don't have Facebook but it's fine I'll set up a new one with hidden photos

Then realised I have no photos

So I uninstalled bumble

>>71786233
>Or he thought you were there for gay sex (it might be near a gay sex meet up place).

this actually did cross my mind in the moment, like maybe he thought I was his craigslist buddy and was waiting for me to say something

I have also just freaked people out on purpose before, this one time me and my m8 were walking behind 2 lads who just got off the bus, and they started looking back at us all suspiscious, so we started walking faster and putting our hands inside our jackets, then when it got to the corner of the road we stamped our feet on the ground loads to imitate running sounds and they both bolted off into the distance, was friggin hilarious desu

>>71786269
;_; mercy

>>71786322
retweeted

>>71786293
Have you ever been screened for autism?

turns out stefan "kill your parents" molyneux is part jewish

>>71786313
>>71786174
>>71785900
>>71785819
>>71785608
feeling a bit lonely lad

>>71786356
>lost an argument
b-but you're j-just autistic

>>71786051
Neat JD and coke on the rocks, hold the ice

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>>71786313
my cat

>>71786311
Don't like the tone of the article at all. It was quite clearly not purposeful abuse, just a couple of poor idiots trying to put down an old dog.

>>71786062
I know they're illegal, and I wouldn't try to get one. I have got hold of illegal shit in the past though. Nunchucks, any and all drugs, a switchblade etc. (I don't have them any more, it was a long time ago so no arrest pls GCHQ).

To be fair, a lot of my fantasies take place in the USA where I find myself defending Zooey Deschanel or Alison Brie from gang bangers. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty could've been about me.

>>71786379

Monkey.

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tired lads

>>71786405
>railing

hahahahaha

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doing some quantum chem homework

>>71786406
>a lot of my fantasies take place in the USA where I find myself defending Zooey Deschanel or Alison Brie from gang bangers

screeching

>>71786363
funny how half the alt-right mongs from molyneux, milo to half of trump's family and his cabinet and his family all turn out to be jewish

makes you think.....

>>71786430
is that really quantum chemistry? pretty basic equation

>>71786430
answer is 5

tried to buy a concealed blade from amazon.com a few years back. it got stopped at customs. am I fucked?

wonder what I could achieve if I had huge ambitions

>>71785982
Got into anime big time instead of playing WoW as a conscious choice on my part, did get into some obscure MMOs over the years but I don't feel like playing nost, MMO boat has sailed for me.

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>>71786391

Lel.

Why you save pics of my cat?

<--- He right now btw.

geox: the shoe that breathes

had a weird dream that I was on /brit/ and got called a nonce for no reason

>>71786007
dude nice

>>71786486
You are NOW!

>>71786397
I read it in the local news. There's certainly more to it than meets the eye and it's interesting that these fellas get jail, yet last year a couple of lads booted a a dog down a flight of stairs and abused it so much it had to be put down and they basically got off.

>>71786510
really lonely lad

>>71786383
When most people talk about the peak of a series, band, game etc. it goes without saying that they're talking about their opinion on the qualitative peak, not the most popular series by viewing figures etc.

There are all sorts of things that could influence sub-count aside from the quality of the game at that point in time i.e. advertising, price, competitor performance, enticing in-game gimmicks (i.e. free boost to 80 with the Death Knight).

>Get bumble
>literally no matches

Didn't realise I was THAT ugly lads haha

>>71786539
>for no reason
That IS weird.

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>>71786510
the little slut is always sending me pics

post some doggos lads

>>71786574
He looks like a total hissbag.

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CAN YOU HANDLE THE CRAZY GINGER BEAVER, LADS???????????????????????????????????????????

THAT'S MY BIT OF LAGER

>>71786581
>>>/reddit/

>You and your friend have been shitposting on forums since you were 13
>He has dozens of online friends all over the world that he regularly visits / hosts, including several long distance relationships that included sex
>You have spent ten years shitposting on 4chan and so have made absolutely zero friends and gotten absolutely nothing out of the whole thing.

>>71786406
desu stuff like nunckuks and certain knives only seem to be illegal to bring into the country or have on your person outside

if theyre just in your house the rozzers do not care

t. had a knives and weapons obsessed m8 get robbed and all the police did was make a passing comment when they saw his room

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>>71786591
You wouldn't even let me drink your piss

>>71786553
hope it's not on my record desu

bit rude of them actually. they should have sent a letter in its place quoting the law. might try again and kick up a fuss just to get a letter and make them work for me. who deals with this?

went to sleep after work and missed mummy making dinner

suppose I'll have beans on toast now

>>71786592
>>71786592
>>71786592
>>71786592
>>71786592

>>71786595
Deano my don, missus let you out the gaff aha j/k m8 how you bin anyway

>>71785552
would bash any of them

going to be an international customs agent lads

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>>71786574

He don't like you.

>>71786592
oh FUCK off you stupid CUNT

>>71786563

qualitatively, mor eplayers makes a mass multiplayer game better

>>71786406
Its illegal but not hard to get, a few friends of mine just bought them in spen, put them in their suitcases, no trouble or hassle

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>>71786581

>>71786406
>two pieces of wood connected by a chain is illegal

hahahahaha

>>71786666
>this went unchecked

>>71786590
I've seen her smashing her pasty with a dildo

>>71786688
Only impacts the amount of servers when on an upward trajectory (i.e. from TBC -> WOTLK), which has no impact on gameplay.

that malteaser ad with the munchkin in the wheelchair is just so heartbreaking

sat there with the other rejects bragging about getting some lads number at a wedding, when he's meant to get the girls

cruel by the people who made it to make her go through that

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>Welcome home Anon, we have missed you so much

what do?

wife had moved out when i got home from work lads. took all her stuff. thought she was going this saturday. doing a big sad.

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>>71786682
:[

>>71786730
also wider community

>>71786761
say the following:

"please assume the position"

>>71786761
who the fuck are you
get the fuck out of my house RIGHT NOW

>>71786735
oh fuck off you little sap with your 3 inch willy
grow up

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>>71786606
Mate cucked me with some bird online but thankfully it never lead to anything with the cunt, another mate got an online bird when he was younger, met her and fingered her, don't know if they shagged or not. Nothing I've done on the internet has lead to anything, only got nudes a couple of times by blagging it.

Irelands brave Saul "canelo" Alvarez

Just saw one of the best looking women I've ever seen in real life

Wanna see what her parents look like now

>>71786761
order all four of them upstairs for spanking

>>71786793
i have a 9" willy tho

and it's not my fault i have a greater capacity for empathy

1) Lore: Wrath was the last expansion that dealt with WC3 lore. The Lich King had been set up as the biggest baddie on Azeroth, and you finally got to fight him directly (and not his underlings in the Plaguelands). Vanilla was all over the place, and TBC couldn't decide if you were fighting Illidan or the Burning Legion.
2) Atmosphere: This is subjective, but I found Wrath to have the best environments + end-game city. A lot of people didn't like how Kalimdor was sparsely populated and mostly wilderness. Outland felt like Kalimdor 2.0 and generally gave off a depressing vibe as a ruined world. Northrend on the other hand feels more like the Eastern Kingdoms (for Dalaran it was literal). Yes there were still unpopulated areas, but the colour palette was better and towns felt higher quality.
3) Gameplay: Wrath refined a lot of what TBC introduced - 10 or 25 man raids, badge gear system, and better class viability. Paladin tanks no longer used spell power, for example. There were imbalances like DKs or retribution Paladins, but those were constantly tuned.
4) Community: The community really was different in Wrath. There was no Dungeon Finder until late into the expansion. No cross-realm zones. The game hadn't become super casual like it did starting in Cata. Which you meant you had to ask for help and interact with others.

>>71786008
sexually attracted to this woman

>>71786780
sure, but that's only one part of the 'quality' of gameplay. Raiding community was arguably better during TBC anyway, more competition at the top level.

>>71786735
hate that stupid fucking advert

>the only white people in 200 years will be majorly inbred rorketist underclass

>>71786795
>cucked
cuckold fantasy involves an agreement between partners

>>71786606
>>71786795
I will be your friend!

>>71786847
pics

>>71786863
autist

>>71786881
how are you this new that you seriously think when someone says cuck on here that they mean genuine cuckoldry?

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>>71786881
Good point, but fuck her she's still a whore the fucking MSN bicycle.

>>71786921
;^)

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hey duderinos!

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>>71786311
I remember coming home from school one day, coming in through the back garden and hearing a dog whimpering loudly as I got close to the back gate. I opened the back gate and saw a few men from my family, my dad, grandad, and uncle, all stood close together over my dog Max (pic is the breed - an Old English Sheepdog), who was laid on the floor in a messy heap, whining and yelping. My dad was crying. None of them saw me and as I got closer I saw my uncle had a spade. My grandad said "Just do it Pete!" and my uncle put the edge of the spade on Max's neck and stomped down on it, "digging" my dog's throat. Max yelped and his legs kicked about. I gasped in horror and the guys heard me, turned and saw me. My grandad yelled at me to get out so I ran out of there and went and sat on a fence where I could still hear my dog howling and whining for minutes after.

It's a very vivid memory, even though I can't have been older than 5 years old. I know that because my dad died when I was 5. I don't know if Max had attacked someone (not like him) or had been hit by a car or mauled by another dog, and had to be put out of his misery. If I got the story of what happened, I don't remember it.

So much fucked up shit happened in my childhood, sometimes I wonder if it was all real. Don't ever try to be a single mother on the roughest council estate in England.

Donald Trump needs to be stopped

>>71786929
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>>71786949
>>71786951
fine lads

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just installed some new brake lights on the pickup, r8

>>71786311
is it illegal to put down a family pet yourself?

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Why did you do this to sweet Tommy?

>>71786951
>>71786951
thats an awful way to kill something "humanely"

even smashing the fuck out of it with the blunt end of the spade would be better, preferably a knife to the heart of brain-stem

>>71786977
>One Big Ass Mistake America
How can he recover

bit of a chesty cough here, hmmmm

>>71787038
it makes sense if you put the comma in, retard

Might do a cheeky failure to provide identification

>>71787034
>picture_for_ants.bmp

time for beddy boddy bingoes

>>71787070
One Big Ass Mistake: America

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/brit/'s reaction when I make a cheeky post

there's absolute nothing wrong with socks and sandals

>>71787102
screeching

Had no idea Thomas the tank engine was a brit

My whole life is a lie

>>71787123
alri zhang

>>71786977
Excellent truck

>>71786928
>you seriously think when someone says cuck on here that they mean genuine cuckoldry?
it's often used as an insult in the sense that a man (or country) allows his wife (or women) to get fucked by another man (foreigners). In this context it doesn't make sense. Are you new?

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Nurse uniforms are cute

>>71787123
never understand why people get SO annoyed about socks and sandals

who fucking cares

>>71787102
bloody brilliant post this one

hey /brit/ are we best buds now? (because of brexit and trump)

Why are old people such rorkes

Isn't their generation the ones who created the civil rights movement?

>>71787118
Is the black guy to the left of Matt Damon and Casey Affleck the guy who got his face cut off in Equilibrium?

>>71787146
>it's often used as an insult in the sense that a man (or country) allows his wife (or women) to get fucked by another man (foreigners).
not on here it isn't

>>71787216
Is this the same Yank that does this every fucking time

>>71786043
I live in Oxford, girls like this are becoming a rarity with all the chinks and yanks flooding in.

>>71787279
need a chink gf

>>71787248
yes it is

>>71786043
>thick thighs
>flat tummy
>voluminous chebs

reeeeee how do bodies like this exist

>>71787277
probably

you brits are smart

we need your smartness

>>71787236
it's because they're old and dumb

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>>71787313
>thick thighs
not thick enough

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>>71786043
>rocks on a beach
wtf britain??

why did they put a major spoiler in the guardians of the galaxy trailer

>>71787295
Go for the rich ones, my friend is currently dating one and she has so much disposable money it's unreal. She keeps buying clothes an electronics for him when they go to London.

>>71787351
We don't have sand, it's too cold

>>71787315
no one wants to be friends with a guy who's constantly trying to suck your dick
calm down my man

>>71787351
>Australia can't afford rocks

You couldn't make it up

>>71787374
would feel very emasculated if the gf earnt more than me and showered me in gifts

why do old people in britain love america so much? I think all of them think it's a white country still

Old people getting triggered by a Facebook Tasty video showing different staple American foods brought by Americans

WTF I'm an ageist now

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Gizza cheeky icebreaker lads

>>71787356
I'd imagine Reddit might be a better place to ask questions about Reddit: The Movie.

>>71787403
He doesn't give a fuck and she said his dick is bigger than any guy she's been with back in China.

>>71787356
good, don't watch capeshit
also stop watching trailers, they're basically the entire movie in 2 minutes now

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O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light,

Years fly away and you don't even realise it..

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What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming,

>>71787455
he sounds like a prime cuck 2bh
men being dependent on women is not natural

>>71787449
my tinder bio works like a charm

'autismal runt looking for a sympathy blozza'

Shitter's full

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Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight

yank spic colony fuck off

This particular Yank poster is fucking godawful

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O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming?

>>71787409
They might be thinking Americans are still like the big, strong, helpful lads they stationed over here during the war. Playing Glenn Miller and handing out chocolate and tights to all the poor lasses who'd been on rations for 3 years.

They'd get a shock if they met some young Americans now.

>>71787449
She sounds like a fucking runt mate, not even gimmicking

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And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,

>>71787487
She'll be going back to China once her course ends, I don't think he gives a shit and she's sexy as hell. She wears really short skirts and she's got unusually big tits for a chink girl.

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Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,

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>>71787481
There was a second twilight in Washington once

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O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave

>>71787569
kek bfto!!!!!!!!!

>>71787537
She'd be perfect for me then waheyy
likes them twilight movies though, that might be annoying if she's proper into them.

>>71787467
>>71787481
>>71787506
>>71787522
>>71787543
Bit cringey

O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

GOD BLESS THE USA.

>it's an American numale fresh out of Reddit thinks British people are triggered by bald eagles and a song we don't even know episode

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>>71787604
whoops forgot the img

>>71787598
>>71787569
Good posts.
>>71787584
>>71787565
>>71787543
>>71787522
>>71787506
>>71787481
>>71787467
Abhorrent posts.

>>71787603
He's done this before too

fucking embarrassment

>>71787622
>these are 10s in Ameribulletland

>>71787569
DELET

>>71787610
it's my gimmick, m8. not doing it to trigger you, i've just been reinvigorated by the President's speech last night.

>>71787632
we're going to annex you soon, better get used to it.

>>71787635
Reckon he interprets the disinterest as successful ebin trolling

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>Revealed: what Americans really dislike about the UK

>It will come of no surprise that Americans visiting the UK think little of the weather, but would you have guessed they took such issue with our bacon?

>“English bacon isn’t what we consider bacon,” said Daniel Berry, an Alaskan who spent some time in Britain. “You have to order ‘streaky’ bacon and even that isn’t as good as American.”

daniel is a fucking retard

american bacon is shit compared to english bacon

>>71787666
Most of them sound like they haven't even visited briefly 2bh

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>it's my gimmick, m8. not doing it to trigger you, i've just been reinvigorated by the President's speech last night.

okay yes but can you stop posting

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>>71787569
'AVE IT!

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>>71787635
suck my above-average penis, teanigger

'scuse me


*tries to squeeze through*

>>71787654
You have a pretty terrible track record of annexing Canada mate

>>71787569
Right, guess I'm off to play Empire: Total War for the next 8 hours then.

cringing quite hard indeed

makes me uncomfortable when these sort of people come into the thread

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BOI POOCHIE

the pooresident of the poonited poos of poomerica, or the POOTUS for short

>>71787738
the playing field was a bit more level back then. canada would shit their overhauls if they saw us coming.

>>71787762
would have no qualms putting my willy in her(him)

right that's it, I'm calling the police

>>71787763
pootine

Poopsident of the Poonited sharts Toilet Bog Fart and his Vice Pissident My Dick Piss

>>71787800
LOL

>>71787797
>>71787797
>>71787797

>>71787785
>overhauls
lmao

>>71787792
what are they gonna do, give me a stern warning? british bobbies are a fucking joke. call me when your police have killed a few people.

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>american """""sports"""""

>>71787785
Canada back then had about 3 people living there and they still managed to destroy the American army

hi