/brit/

fart bum

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*blocks your path*

want a bf

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the goal

Devising a message to send to the potential gf

Shagging a girl on her period

yay or nay?

I do it with the gf tbqh

>>71787839

made a thread we can use next presuming yannys sleeping

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>dude canadians DESTROYED america

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the gf

How shit is /brit/ nowadays? Last time I came here were during the /brit/ meetup

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>british """police"""

>I use redditballs as an argument

right lads. going to go buy me a powerball ticket. wish me luck.

>>71787868
yes

do not respond to it

do not give it a you

do NOT even think about it

>>71787902
>.gif

fuck off

>>71787841
Even the most autistic virgin losers in burgerland are vein as fuck, makes you realise how crazy yanks really are.

is there anything that gets yanks more heated then saying that we burnt down the whitehouse?

>>71787877
The fact that most of the fighting didn't take place in Canada is telling lad

>>71787947
Saying they lost Vietnam

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>>71787938
that's not your gimmick

>>71787942
>vein

HAHAHAHA LEARN ENGLISH CUNT LMAOOOOO XDDDD

>>71787947
>we

Don't think so mate.

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>>71787888
u wot

>>71787881
It became too fashionable with johnny foreigners, it's the fastest moving general on /brit/ these days.

>>71787960
did it work? did you get pus?
t. fellow 22 kv

>>71787958
yeah the brits defended canada well

>>71787960
STRONGLY considering this tactic

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>got BTFO by a country that didn't exist yet
>got BTFO for rice farmers

>think they wouldnt get BTFO by a country that still doesnt exist filled with rice farmers

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Yanks don't have good milk

Canada has literally never lost a war.

>>71788037
neither does europe can't fathom how anyone could drink UHT

@024
abhorrent post
take this shit to /cum/ we don't want to share a thread with any of you

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>>71787960
wonderin if she'll do it out of pity

>come to /brit/ to escape yank discussion and canadians
>get yank discussion and canadians
not happy

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I can't fathom how amazing 1950s USA was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mctiO5FWWWI

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>>71788071
Jersey Milk isn't UHT you utter shithouse

this isn't about you its about bernie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFDuBHhkqDo

tim's doing another one of these

1812: yanks try and invade canada and get destroyed by british and canadian troops, claim victory anyways because they didn't lose territory
WW1: yanks enter a year before the war ends, do nothing and claim victory anyways
WW2: yanks enter war 3 years late and only because japan attacked them, do nothing and claim victory anyways
korean war: war results in a stalemate that's still ongoing, yanks claim victory anyways
vietnam war: get absolutely destroyed by underequipped rice farmers, claim that it wasn't a fair war
iraq: don't even really need to go into this one now do i

is there anything more pathetic than the perfidious yank?

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Redpill me on mcdonalds """"food""""

>>71788024
how do you manage to be so unfunny? I laugh at these type of jokes all the time but you somehow didn't even get a chuckle out of me. It's incredible

>>71788170
would bang one of those down rn desu

>>71788188
Look at the flag.

would this leaf just fuck off
i don't care about yanks

don't respond to the island yank

>>71788127
broke into this abandoned lab before. you can still see cool 50s shit in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urGYMs0-UcM

>>71788166
Tell me about the world famous canadian military

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In a lecture lads

>>71788250
would spaff on that desk

>>71788233
Had some of the best commanders and troops in WWI and II.

Beat a trained American army.

Leaf army was alright back in the day lad

>>71787942
those assumptions artery'nt really true

want to read but feel a bit tired
hate reading when tired

the only reason the netherlands isn't a german colony is because of canada

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>tfw no qt feminine korean bf

>>71788233
>LARGEST NAVY IN THE WORLD

dont care

>>71788302
more

>>71788302
less

>>71788302
keep fucking posting

>>71787797
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

like yanks a lot

leafs should be rangebanned

why is india allowed 2 nuclear subs but everyone is flipping their shit over NK and Iran

>>71788355
stellar post

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>>71788326
Alright but no more. If you want more find the Korean poster i cba to post many

on that couch to 5k tip lads

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>>71787841

>>71788356
because Iran and NK are considered enemies of the US, but Indian only really cares about nuking their neighbor. India is not considered a major nuclear threat to the west

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Alri lads feeling generous 2day

>>71788397
they might nuke britain

>>71788379
Have you got that pic of his mum where she looks quite fit?

/cum/ is the worst general on the board and I'm very pleased that you all had to experience that so you know why and are more understanding of why this general is 50% North Americans at night

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>>71788397
hold the phone

nuclear subs are different from nuclear weapons


and I only just realised russia is winning. step it up

>>71788412
they have no reason to and they know you can respond with trident. America has a higher chance of being nuked for supporting pakistan, but even then the risk is incredibly low. Indian nuclear warheads are really only meant for pakistani targets

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>>71788422
FOY FOL

>>71788412
India loves the UK

>>71788369
He posts here? need to pound that gookpucci.

aj x deno are the next big thing
https://youtu.be/k6aAhaVfraA

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couch to 5k
german volume training

will use this as a base and transition to boxing + bjj in a few weeks. you better watch out chad

you gays will never get to me

>>71788442
India doesn't really have the ability to reach the US with their nukes anyway.

>>71788433
>posts graph
>does not post top row, disallowing me to know what is going on
the eternal nigel strikes again

srs though: nuclear subs are created to make other nations think twice about launching nukes. even if a country's nukes hit the other's missile silos in the ground, the subs exist to be able to retaliate at anytime from an unexpected position. That's why they exist- to reinforce mutually assured destruction

>>71788448
since when

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>>71788464
Not that lad a faggot korean posts gay shit sometimes to trigger rorke

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me

>>71788502
Since we made them remotely civilised. Even when the UK gave them independence there wasn't a big fight over it.

>>71788484
*gets to you*

psh

>>71788497
the far right (sorted) column is nuclear weapons

it shouldn't have been hard to figure out from context in which i explicitly mention nuclear weapons and sorted the table for you.

>>71788493
nuclear subs extend a country's nuclear range to anywhere the subs can go in the ocean, but again, India has no interest in hurting the west, even if the west does indirectly fuck them over by supporting their enemies. if anything, india should worry about an aggressive China right next door. I believe they went to war in the 50s and india got stomped

>already have enough WMDs to destroy the entire planet four times even accounting for ones that could be taken out by missile defense systems
>make more because another country has more of them
Am I stupid for not understanding this?

>>71788509
Interesting, I've noticed a few koreans but never this one, shall be keeping my eye out though thanks for the tip.

>>71788537
The subs would get halted and/pr sunk

>>71787942
>I like to dress well, therefore I am vain

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>>71788530
didn't know you were gay lad

>>71788497
>you don't need the most nuclear weapons to reinforce your end of MAD

>spend entire cold war accumulating nuclear weapons like it matters

hmm

>>71787880
minging face 10/10 body

>>71788564
Posting elaborate photos of yourself in public settings at angles to make you look taller than you actually are is pretty vain.

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>>71788531
>it shouldn't have been hard to figure out from context in which i explicitly mention nuclear weapons and sorted the table for you.
b-bet you wouldn't say that to my face in real life p-punk

>>71788541
it's all macho shit, just like the wall. the cartels are just going to pay some slum kids $30 to dig a tunnel under it

>>71788562
subs are designed to be the ultimate stealth weapons of the seas. their range is pretty large and they can pop up from anywhere. you can't realistically patrol the entire coastline of large countries to stop them. Russians subs come extremely close to NYC all the time and we don't detect them until it's too late.

Heterosexuality is a jewish invention tbqhwy

>you will never be a 70s new york mobster

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penultimate episode of stargate sg-1 season 1. the previous episode was a really good one.

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>>71788595

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>>71788602
>implying jewish women were ever meant to be resisted

>>71788596
okay, that's a fairer point than the one you previously made.

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Americans are a strange bunch.

>>71788640
>>71788640
>>71788640
>>71788640
>>71788640

>>71788648
Stop posting this ugly slag

>>71788239
Leonardo DiRedditio BTFO, how will he recover?

>>71788646
YOTZ!

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read a post by a leaf last thread that said people don't want to be friends with people who want to suck their dicks

i'm seriously questioning the validity of that statement

>>71788599
>Russians subs come extremely close to NYC all the time and we don't detect them until it's too late
The difference is that Russian, British and Yank subs are more advanced and their military's defence systems are miles ahead. It wouldn't be hard to detect a curry sub.

>>71788582
I guess the idea was that if anti-missile programs like the Star Wars project were to succeed, you would want to have enough nukes to spam that the missile defense systems couldn't catch them all

During the cold war, both the US and USSR were also constantly upping the payloads in their missiles, so they were constantly making them

>>71788704
sucking dick is the most submissive act. i too would struggle to respect anyone who did this as an equal

Would let a cute lad stay at my place in exchange for regular boipucci desu.

>>71788726
that's why you're still a virgin m8

>>71788655
need a jewish gf 2bqh

>>71788655
of all the peng jewesses you could have chosen you went for that sket. wind your neck in you bellsniff.

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>>71788679

>>71788719
idk how advanced indian subs are. you would have to find that nationalist indian poster to get a detailed technical layout of it

>>71788749
SICKKK BURN

>>71788749
no bf respects his gf as an equal . proof me wrong

>>71788732
>not wanting to have a loving, long lasting relationship with a cuteboy that isn't just about sex
Stop

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>>71788756
>Well 2bh I kinda have a crush on Anon haha
>He's just really funny and cute too :)))

>>71788756
me too. so many beautiful jewish women here but I just am too ugly

>>71788758
it is literally my dream to have one of them beat me up and smother me in their bosom. it almost became reality for me once. :'(

>>71788760
why doesn't this woman have a penis?

>>71788724
so you agree with me that russia is winning

>>71788760
Continue posting this slag

>>71788787
We'd eventually fall for eachother and he'd become my wife desu.

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Class is legitimately 95% girls

have decided to give up on the pursuit of women
shouldn't be hard with my fucking awful sex drive

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>OfCom blocking the audio signal evey 5 seconds during PoliticKing with Larry King on Russia Today
'twas much of an annoyance; unhappy at those censorious shitheads.

>>71788824
subject?

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Reminder that a crippled midget can get a qt but you can't.

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>>71788821
>tfw this will never happen to me
>>71788824
Fuck one desu

>>71788855
>gif
fuck off

>>71788848
don't like fat burdz

i heard them say that jimmy's making money far away
some people left for heaven without warning

>>71788824
>starbucks
see you aren't part of that 1%

>>71788811
Winning in what sense? That they can blow up the world 4 times over when we can only blow it up like 3.9 times over? I'm not one of those yanks that measures dicks with nuclear weapons/subs. you only need a handful to be considered equal in the equation of mutually assured destruction, the rest IMO is sabre-rattling.

the real tools being used right now are russian expansion and america economic power. russians may start winning this balance with trump tho. our president really does over-simplify working with russia

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-39125791

Are Northerners really human or just the missing link with a more primitive ape ancestor?

>>71788838
Seriously?

>>71788904
nah just you made 1 point that quantity doesn't matter after a certain threshold then explain how it does.

i'm not a fan of censorship. not at all

it's largely why i enjoy the 'chon

i'm always surrounded by people i disagree with. it's hard to find this anywhere else

>>71788869
*fucks you*

>>71788845
First year Family and Couple Relationships class

Really makes you think why this retarded class has 95% girls

(They go to uni for meme degrees)

>>71788908
>newcastle

ah yes nordics

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>>71788814

>>71788944
you gay?

>>71788948
why would you pick that

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>Family and Couple Relationships

>>71788908
it's just a dumb animal. no way should it lead to a prison sentence

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>>71788855

>>71788941
I'm not an expert enough to throw out a solid number, and the number of nuclear subs/weapons a country perceives it needs is a mixture of the objective and subjective, so I apologize if I was making my opinion sound too much like a fact.

I personally believe that you only need enough nukes to be able to reasonably annihilate your geopolitical opponents. I prefer them to be in subs because those are safer and far easier to maintain than land-based silos, but that's just me

>>71788969
House mate told me it was a joke with a guaranteed high grade

They ended up changing it up and making it more difficult

All these girls are arts students

>>71789013
not addressing the contradiction

>>71789000
dogs are smarter than young children. should child murder also not receive a prison sentence?

>>71788962
No bi

>>71789000
>it's just a dumb animal

the dog or the northerner?

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Just bought these as the gf's birthday present

>>71789037
mate he's talking about the northerner, not the dog
they're not sentient enough to be treated as people

>>71789037
dogs don't grow up to be human adults who pay taxes . idiot. not worthy of this reply.

>>71789000
if you're fucked up enough to kill someone's dog you probably shouldnt be on the streets anyway

>>71789033
sorry, could you please explain it again, I have lost you

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>>71789006

>>71789031
An honestly pathetic reason to choose a module/class

sucking a cock

>>71789058
so now its about taxes? thought you were talking about intelligence. pick an argument and stick to it mate.

might move into jez and mark's flat
http://www.jameschiltern.com/buy/zodiac-court.html

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>An honestly pathetic reason to choose a module/class

>>71788908
How the fuck did it survive that?

>clip shows

why does yank tv do this? so shit

American bf is sucking me cock

>>71789086
it's multifaceted

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Salutations, brit-bros.

See this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0WvUEjhadM

How far from Received Pronunciation is the british guy?


Also... Stephen Fry, Richard Burton, Brian Sewell (not joking), Charles Dance...
According to you, which one do have the most respectable accent?

watching my bf get sucked off by an american boy lol x

being PM is like sim city on extreme mode

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>An honestly pathetic reason to choose a module/class

>>71789061

>>71788497
>we have enough!!!

>>71788724
>need to build more!!

can't fucking stand jk rowling

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>why no, I don't have a fedora folder and I'm just uploading temp downloaded images
>C461714B-D13B-4FD2-83E4-3(...).jpg

>>71789138
Pretty much spot on I think

>>71789126
well, if you think someone who would willing hammer a nail through a dog's head and then bury it alive should receive a slap on the wrist, you're just as fucked in the head as they are.

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>>71789148
>my bf
T-thanks

We should abandon minimum wage an strengthen unions

>>71789181
Neither can I

>>71789093
>>71789151
>being this assravaged that you have to samefag fedoraposting
It doesn't change the fact that he's right and you're a faggot leaf.

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>An honestly pathetic reason to choose a module/class

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>>71789181

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>>71789198
Just install full communism tbqhwy

>>71788482
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Chad is who he is because he won the genetic lottery. He could outrun and outlift you before he even set foot in the gym and did why formal, even with your 1-2 year headstart.

Just have the mindset of being the best you can be. Even though I'm kinda flummoxed that you can't run 5 kilometers already. Have you never done any sports at all? First time I ever went running, I did four miles.

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>>being this assravaged that you have to samefag fedoraposting
>It doesn't change the fact that he's right and you're a faggot leaf.

>>71789222
*and did any formal training

Fucking phone posting

>>71787848
meme vehicle

starting to get why people say leafs ruin threads

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>why yes I take family and couples relationships classes
>n-no I'm not a virgin

>>71789181
It's sad knowing how people who created things I have enjoyed are absolute morons.

>>71789253
>replying to a 50 minute old post
kys

>>71789217
Fuck off SNP traitor cunt

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>An honestly pathetic reason to choose a module/class

>>71789256
I really don't know what happened to them in the last couple of years.

>>71789265
remind me to edit that image. I don't even know anything about scotland

this leaf is extremely triggered. what a faggot.

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>there are people here that deny the superiority of brown eyed qts

wew

>>71789284
edit that image

>>71789284
you don't need to 2bh

>>71788582
>>71789033
Oh, nvm I went back and saw what you meant.

MAD can be perceived in two ways.

The objective sense: how many nuclear weapons does it take to physically annihilate enemy countries for good. For example: military leaders ask how many nuclear weapons would it take to erase the russian industrial heartland?

the psychological sense: how many nuclear weapons do you THINK you need to make the enemy think twice about attacking you. this may be where the cold war thinking came from: if your enemy has more nukes than you, then they are perceived as having an un-equal advantage in MAD, even if they physically will destroy everything all the same.

>>71789174
ah got you. I apologize if I mis-spoke. I wasn't advocating building for more, just trying to explain why the leaders during the cold war may have been creating more weapons. see above explanation.

the thing I do advocate for is switching over to sub-based weapon systems over land-based ones, not necessarily building more nukes. again, I was just trying to explain why cold war leaders built tons of nukes, I do not fully agree with them

imagine being born beautiful
it's just that fucking easy for some people

>>71789289
Literally poo-eyes.

>>71789264
sue me fag

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>>71789286
Careful what you say lad, he's got a masters in Family and Couple Relationships.

>>71789310
calling my lawyer right fucking now.

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>>71789289
Blue eyed qts are the superior qts

>>71789289
those look blue to me

>>71789310
*sues you*
>>71789321
HAHAHAHAHAH ABSOULUTE STATE OF LEAFS

is this the leaf that travels like 3 hours a day to uni. 3 hours a day to attend that bullshit? haha jfc.

Chris Hitchens: Fat cunt that was wrong about every political stance he held but he pointed out there isn't a ghost in the sky that gets mad when you wank, "omg so wise, I used to watch youtubes of him PWNing Christians on youtube hahah "
Peter Hitchens: Realises the sheer hopelessness of the future and knows the futility of life and accepts hell is real as he is living in it "BORING, frog face! Why isn't he smoking? Please let me go to the intellectual pond of Chris as I can not handle the intellectual ocean of Peter"

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>you don't need to 2bh

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is it true that SSRIs can decrease libido and even cause erectile dysfunction?
which ones? all of them?

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>An honestly pathetic reason to choose a module/class

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>>71789338
They might be, I might just be a blind cunt haha

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>An honestly pathetic reason to choose a module/class

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SCOTKEKS GET OUT

>>71789328
eww looks soulless

>>71789349
you have to respect chris for undergoing waterboarding to demonstrate it's torture.

what really was powerful was when conservative talk show hosts do it and it changes their view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKfEjdAkmbs

>>71789372
ahhahah you are
>>71789339
>>71789323
have a sawn off stevens ready to go, come at me

got called retarded in walmart

>>71789361
yes its true

I stopped taking them for this reason like over 2 years ago and still havn't returned to normal imo

Just don't care about sex that much rlly anymore, will have it when it rolls around but never chase it

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>An honestly pathetic reason to choose a module/class.

*sharts internally*

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>>71789321
AAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJ

got called an imbecel in home depot

>>71789414
gaylad or 5'4lad

>>71789409
there is literally nothing wrong with torturing people to death.

>>71789442
GUESS THIS TIME AND STOP ASKING

>>71789449
Are you a feminine cuteboy? If so be my bf :3

>>71789409
Lol, he literally supported torture and only changed his mind when it turns out being tortured is horrible. Such an intellectual tyrant.

Really can't how everyone treats him like he was brilliants B-B-BUT HE POINTED OUT GHOSTS AREN'T REAL OMG SO DEEP

>>71789449
probably gaylad

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>>71789424
is this the case for all of them
sex with gf is the only reason I haven't killed myself

>>71789448
as long as its not you, right?

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>>71789466
Reminder that you will NEVER obtain the top right image

>>71789473
exactly. i'm innocent, dipshit

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>An honestly pathetic reason to choose a module/class

>>71789465
oh shit, you mean hitchens? I never knew that. I guess when he got waterboraded he got an eye-opening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LPubUCJv58

>>71789463
>Are you a feminine cuteboy?
no lmao

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Algeciras

literally never heard of this before, argentinians tried to sabotage a british boat in gibraltar but got arrested by the spanish police

>>71789467
I only took citalopram and fluoxetine and it was for them

can't speak for the others but I do think its a common side effect

>>71789520
don't you ever feel bad about belitting a nation this much

i realize as an american i am an unbelievable hypocrite by saying this

>>71789493
I want pics of 5'4 lad, not the gay lad. I like 5'4 a lot more, he's friendly

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/02/28/terminal-cancer-patients-complete-remission-one-gene-therapy/

>>71789402
Sour Grapes

>>71789557
who is 5'4 lad? give me the rundown
I'm shorter than that so I feel a crushing sense of missed popularity

>>71789361
I loved how SSRIs stopped me from cumming so quickly and I was able to last for 15-20 mins of solid pumping. Then once I tapered off, it was back to the embarrassing, "oh, fuck. Well let's hope you're up for another 10 mins of foreplay before I get hard again. Oh wait what's that, you're leaving?".

https://twitter.com/FourFourTweet/status/835517680954269697

explain yourselves yanks

I have $3000 cash what should I do with it

>>71789559
An honestly pathetic reason to cure cancer

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Why are nordics so cute?

>>71789557
well and you're annoying

Why can I meet a qt liberal Jew gf who I can tease whilst she nags me about feminism and such?

>>71789588
would shove out of the way to reach shade of tree

>>71789594
An honestly pathetic reason to choose a girlfriend

>>71789578
he's 5'4 and built like a scrap collector/construction site worker/uni student

>>71789551
You have the remember the falklands war is sort of the only 'proper' war we've fought since ww2

most of the rest are either to do with somebody else's territory or backing somebody else up

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>>71789594
new york/new jersey/pennsylvania/massachusetts
pic related

>>71789194
not a slap on the wrist, but not fucking jail for an ANIMAL
even psychiatric help should be higher up on the list than jail

>>71789594
new york

>>71789557
pretty sure he got upset about me posting >tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic construction worker and hasn't came here in months

Now we only get this nonce >>71789592

>>71789551
"they started it"

need a 100% ethnically british yank gf

>Shipping today

its about time you lazy mugs

>>71789647
lol
he didn't like me posting the image of the short icelandic policeman either. can't find it now anyway

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>>71789658
ask for puritan american and you shall recieve puritan america

NEED a 100% ethnically yank gf

>>71789588
where did you get this image of my cousin

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>oh anon, you're so handsome.... NOT!

hello gay iceland bro :3

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>>71789534
>fluoxetine
that's supposed to be one of the safest
>its a common side effect
the fucking state of me
>>71789580
but doesn't it decrease the feeling and overall enjoyment? cumming quickly can be annoying but going flaccid would can destroy her self esteem and turn it all into a shitshow

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I know "muh Russian hackers" is a meme, but isn't it likely that the Russians have been pretty subversive and sneaky these past few years?

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>60% of the people on this module failed the exam last year and had to retake

Wish these benders trying to cyber with each other all the time would just fuck off back to their containment board already

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I have come to the conclusion that I am not against female genital mutilation.

It makes some women infertile and infertility is exactly what muslims need.

Also Emilia is the best looking person on GoT.

>anyone want to have like 6 kids?
>nobody raises their hand

>4 kids?
>few girls raise their hands

>3 kids?
>few more raise their hands

>2?
>few more raise their hands

>1?
>nearly everyone raise their hands

Ah yes, state of the white race

Will be replaced as the majority in 50 years by POC

>>71789703
>isn't it likely that the Russians have been pretty subversive and sneaky these past few years?
yes

>>71789720
If you want someone to gaypost just ask lad.

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>>71789703
Russians have been sneaky since the cold war started. I believe there exists evidence that points to the KGB (now FSB) stoking racial/economic/political/social tensions inside the US to destabilize US society.

>>71788931
the sound was very patchy and it wasn't the only time of abrupt stops of sound.
I checked my digital receiver's signal and RT was the only telechannel with that problem. Honestly, I've no idea who was at fault for that. I was merely conspiriating about OfCom but they are not to be trusted.

http://www.babeshows.co.uk/showthread.php?tid=28022&page=2
Mainstream TV nudity vs babeshow nudity
Just in case this covers ground not specifially covered in another, extant, thread:
We all hate the way we're treated like naughty schoolboys sneaking a collective gigglessome glance at an illicit porno mag sneaked into class behind teacher's back, right?
We can't understand why nudity is so frowned-upon on the 900s, yeah?
Well, take a gander at this, an extract of an earlier post from a different thread:

"Aaanyway, I came on here simply to post that I'd recently been witness to some full-frontal female nudity in the show "Above Suspicion" on ITV3 this evening.

I know. Shocker.
Said nude female was a slender young actress in a speaking role, standing behind a banister rail at the top of a flight of stairs and next to the fully-clothed actress with whom she was speaking and also in full view of a character played by the lead actress (also fully-clothed).
The context was that the main character had entered a house owned by a disabled ex-cop (played by ex-Corrie favourite John "Ah Sayyy" Savident) to interview him, but was instead confronted by the reality that the house was routinely used for the shooting of adult movies. The nude actress had wandered, bitching but untroubled by the detective's presence, onto the scene to whine about some minor detail or other, before being fobbed off by the second female.

to be continued...

*try to flirt with qt online*
*have my advances rejected*
*feel sad*
*remember that I have a gf irl*

things aren't that bad

>>71789644
>psychiatry

Ah yes, that old chestnut. It can't even cure civilians with relatively innocuous illnesses like anxiety and depression, but you think prescribing it to an utter wreckhead animal abuser at our expense will magically transform him into a normal human being.

This is supposing he even has a definable mental illness in the first place.

konbanwa

>>71789748
>. I believe there exists evidence
funny that you cant find it anywhere
also why would that even make sense to do

>>71789703
>is a meme
>various members of Trump cabinet resigned after links to Russia
>Trump denies contact with Russia, Russian officials admit it
haha great meme

want to join a club at uni because I have no friends but they're all shit

The other icelad has dissappeared now too

They are very sensitive creatures you see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH-0Q-Mie5w&t=4s

Spooky

>>71789736
better than nothing

once you've actually had kids yourself, then maybe you can berate the white race

>>71789551
not really, they attacked and occupied british territory that had british people living on it.

>>71787839
>>71787839
>>71787839
>>71787839


old new thread when you're ready

>>71789795
what's with you people and snark. I am just too lazy to find it

and de-stabilizing nations you don't like is literally what every major power does. We did it in the cold war to scores of nations, as did the USSR. Makes perfect sense, especially now. Who would care about russian expansion in ukraine when we are all wrapped up in domestic issues?

>>71789799
chess club?

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the gaof

>>71789799
it's ok lad you're in the /brit/ club and I'm your friend

>>71789799
exact same
and i have no time for it. My mate on the rowing team said he would invite me to their next social but he never did

>>71789798
>correct
>was one person, talking to the Russian ambassador to the United States does not constitute "links to Russia"
>never happened

>>71789795
oh and right here, vladivostock ivanov vladimir putin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_influence_on_the_peace_movement

>>71789840
there isn't one
>>71789848
thanks lad

>>71789859
>was one person
I said various, as in more than one person

>>71789698
Nah, it doesn't turn you into a zombie. Truth be told having five minutes of extreme arousal and cumming disappointingly isn't much better than having these long sessions where you have to concentrate on cumming.

Either way, don't touch SSRIs - they are not worth any of the side effects, and coming off them is utter despair. I can assure you that depression is a spiritual problem, don't let pseudoscientist in psychiatry fuck around with your brain chemistry. Meditate and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour xx

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>>71789138
Bump for this.

dinner's ready
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