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>be uneducated bong
>get influenced by FSB propaganda about " muh europe is doome "
>actually believe putin is a saviour
>vote brexit
>lose precious walkers
CANNOT FABRICATE THIS

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/pepsico-factory-walkers-shutting-down-hundreds-jobs-risk-a7605681.html

>>71767965
yeah okay

>>71767931
i looked for this today and couldnt find it

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the 0121

>>71767997
fucking do one

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>>71767333
>Imprisoned in Portlaoise Prison, McCaughey refused to wear prison clothes and spent nearly five years naked except for a blanket. He commenced a hunger strike on 19 April 1946. After 10 days, he stopped taking water and died on 11 May, the twenty-third day of his protest.

>>71767985
I think they've stopped selling it, I can't find it on the website anymore

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>>71767965
>brits will now have to eat walkers manafactured by poo in the loo hands

>>71767950
Hawaii should be independent

Have we had another dumb blem law passed in scotland? I suddenly can't find full-strength fags anywhere for fuck's sake

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>>71767965
you see dem man dere dem man are some dem man dere

>>71768027
theyve also stopped selling this
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=275463606

wouldn't mind the 'mies getting out of the fucking kitchen for once so i can make the ol 'ancakes in peace
There's not been a moment it's free since 2 days ago so i went hungry with no pancakes on pancake day thanks to this shit

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the (ex) gf just sent me this
clearly not meant for me

>>71768116
this just reminded me of the cuckio meme

>>71768065
looks like the type of body another man would enjoy more so than a woman

>>71768114
youre some twat

>>71767965
*grabs your bollocks*
what now, huh big boy?

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https://twitter.com/girlposts/status/836753497748025346

>normies stealing 4chan posts ofr retweets

We have truly come full circle.

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Feel like this is relevant to the general

>>71768116
Remember the good old days where it was perfectly acceptable to beat your wife to death if she did this.

>>71768217
ffs

had some gin at lunch lads and feeling thoroughly unmotivated

>>71768116
Send it to her parents, lad.

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Lads

>>71768242
no

>>71768217
they've been doing this for time

and that one is nicked, the original one has 120k rts

>>71768275
dont know how to take screenshots eh? moron

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>>71768217
This makes me irrationally angry

They've even stolen our ironic "meme production/meme farming" jokes.

Fucking hate normies.

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bloody puny military

>>71767997
It's a brum ting

Moonlight's win is historic and should be treated as such but instead, we have to hear about white grace

>>71767965
france will be leaving the ew-poo soon too

>>71768217
>>71768285
>>71768308
Half of /brit/ is people stealing twitter memes for (You)s you fucking autists
example: >>71768116

>>71768335
NAH fuck off you are def a proxy

>>71768360
Already proven I'm not, but who the fuck doesnt listen to grime m8?

>>71768359
ah yes, because one iphone screenshot is a meme
>>>/back/

>>71768359
lot of the stuff these cunts call /brit/ gimmicks are taken from other places anyway

>>71768378
people with taste

>>71768378
employed white people

>>71768320
what game?

>>71768029
I bought a box of lion bars off amazon once and noticed they were manufactured in Poland, turned me right off eating them haha

>>71768378
>proven you're not
you posted a picture of yourself proving you're black, that doesn't prove you live in fucking ethiopia m8

you could just be a man from brum

Saw some gopniks for the first time at my local tesco the other day lads. Adidas jacket, black suit trousers, socks and sandals. The real deal

>>71767965
i allways preffered mccoys

i drink a glass of olive oil every morning

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tfw there's a huge storm heading my way but i can't say anything about it because it's doxxable info

>>71768460
and what does SHE want?

>>71768379
but I post screenshots from twitter all the time and you cunts always fall for it
>>71768391
yeah and then the autists see it elsewhere and think they stole it from us lmao

>>71768359
our memes are super secret though

>>71767965
The funny thing is that Walkers would refuse to employ Brits anyway because 'brits don't want to do the dirty jobs' or some shit

these aren't British jobs being lost

told the group chat that i was doing a poo but it was the first time ive spoken in it for like 5 months so i ended up dodging a bunch of questions about my life. normies can have their group chat memes

>>71768469
must just love diarrhea

>>71768479
Hope you get died

>>71768359
link to the tweet?

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>>71768460
Does this look like brum m8

>>71768483
doesn't make them a meme you twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSwMIZK8eWc

love these polandball histories

>>71768469
>>71768509
oily poo

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Might cop these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_231dBLGI

Good speech tbf

>>71768509
nice weak baby stomach you've got there mate.

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>>71768480
a man from a place FIRMLY on the map

>>71768519
the local population does

>>71768436
Civ 5

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>>71768543
>1 hour long

>>71768539
>Sugar free

>>71768519
looks like solihull to me la

>>71768519
nairobi?

>>71768552
Good patter

got baked last night lads

>>71768519
thought you're rich? looks like a slum

>>71768573
Yes that's the reason I'd be getting them

I don't willingly consume sugary sweets

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>The first iphone was released 10 years ago

>>71768519
Hahahah why do you live in ethiopia m8?

>>71768583
I'm baked now

Finishing up breakfast

Plate of scrambled, bacon, sausage, and french toast

got deep fried last night lads

Ricky Tomlinson has claimed late Countdown presenter Richard Whiteley was a member of the security services.

Ricky made the bombshell claims after relaunching a pub in Chester where back in 1972 he helped organise the first national building workers’ strike.

>>71768519
>ricketty scaffolding
makes me VERY nervous

>>71768519
what happened to your puppy

>>71768587
Welcome to Africa m8

>>71768605
i was baffled by the concept
an ipod that can do phone calls? impossible

>>71768616
safe la

>>71768623
Gave him back. I can barely wipe my own ass

Hey l'

>>71768565
It's an hour long because americlaps keep clapping after every fucking sentence Trump says

>>71768662
foy

>>71768621
HULLLOOOO

SECRET STATE
SPIES
GERRY GABLES

>>71768498
bullshit

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post what your'e listening to RIGHT THIS SECOND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_KfnGBtVeA&ab_channel=DisclosureVEVO

Hate French toast now that I think about it

/brit/

>>71768709
yes

>>71768693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbq4UakcoPc

Reality has a leftist bias. t/f?

Leftism is a mental illness.t/f?

Hmm

Still not sure what leaving the EU does for the common person in this country.

>>71768730
Banking bonusers

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*Flies in through your window*

>>71768730
speeds up the demise of the imperialist-capitalist EU

>>71768725
Reality has a LIBERAL bias

Liberal =/= leftist

Leftism is a mental disease

>>71768693
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lHptBGS_tAo

>>71768693
https://youtu.be/35UUsMnwquo

>>71768764
>speeds up the demise of the imperialist-capitalist EU
what does this do for the common person in this country?

imagine being a stingless bee

imogen *poots*

>>71768765
Leftist = liberal

>>71768730
get wid ov duh immuhgwunts

>>71768730
nothing really it's just the first time the common person's opinion has actually been listened to

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>>71768796

>>71768793
raises class consciousness

There were 16,141,241 remain voters, which is 5 million more than the Tories got in 2015. They win by a landslide.

Finish work for good on friday and font know where i will end up

Dubs and i go to china

>>71768730
The case for free trade making everyone richer requires large wealth redistribution from the upper class to the lower class

It's true that free trade does definitely create more wealth overall but it enriches the undeveloped world and the developed rich while leaving out the developed middle

Because of this free trade is a bad thing for the average brit (remember no free trade doesn't mean no trade)

>>71768824
no bee left BEEhind haha

>>71768824
Wasps are a pest through and through

If they all died off tomorrow no one would care

>>71768824

ACTUALLY shed a tear at the display of bee humanity

started watching rich piana vids because i was fascinated by his life for some reason. bit of an odd but interesting character.
but then i realised he offers some pretty good tips and advice regarding lifting and stuff.

>>71768863
beeity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_w3T-qGKkI

>>71768842
The middle get richer too

>>71768855
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign

don't go around killing things because they're pests

>>71768870
*Does an 8 hour arm workout*
*Gets tendonitis*

>>71768693
https://youtu.be/uoImmuZAxeU

>>71768883
Mao was a great military leader/theorist but a fucking retarded leader

>>71768824
why did it do that?
were those wasps huge or those bees small?

>tfw might actually get to bring up kids in England and not Brown European State #3

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>>71768882

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>>71768901

*cartwheels into /brit/*
haha alright lads!!!!!
*sends you flying*

>>71768693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSS9N-JEzH8

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>>71768901
>was a great theorist

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>>71768901

>>71768925
aha no

leaving the EU just discourages white europeans from moving here
we're still going to have a lot of non-white immigrants

don't assume that that tory government is going to close our borders

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>>71768116
not even similar, but reminded me of this message I got on bumble today lel

bit autistic

You only want to socialize (but I don't think we should)

>>71768883
Okay those pests served a purpose and it wasn't a smart idea to kill them

But in the case of the Wasp, what does it even do except kill bees?

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Really makes you think.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39125727/beauty-and-the-beast-to-feature-disneys-first-gay-character-and-love-scene
>The live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast will feature Disney's first ever gay character and love scene.

>US actor Josh Gad plays LeFou, a sidekick of the film's main antagonist Gaston.

>LeFou tries to come to terms with feelings for Gaston that swing between lust and admiration, as a side-plot to the main story.

YES

this is SO important

thank you BASED disney

had this fucking song stuck in my head for weeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfILjZjOuBM

>>71768863
communism_irl

>Paedophile who hid girl in cavity behind his fridge jailed for 27 years

just bring back hanging desu

>>71769008
ugh, vegetarians

they're not even human

>>71769022
Who cares lol?

>>71769025
Glass the huns lads

wish one of those map nerds would make one which showed what regions would be what if ethnic religions were still in place

>>71769000
I don't know

but they should be thoroughly researched to make sure they're not vital to their ecosystems before we decide to destroy them

*dies*

>>71769056
is it really paedophilia if it goes on for 27 years

Might start a mosh pit in my local Tesco

>>71769077
so STRONG! dont let them get you down girl x

>>71768982
ah yes, "white europeans" like those tanned germans and, eventually, turks

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>>71769074
a load of pagan shit?

>>71769077
They're not even that deep

>>71769086
are you thick

are you genuinely a mong

>>71769008
>leave prefer their steak well done

screeching

>>71769111
that's a bit rude

It's only 10AM and I'm going to take a nap

Fuck the rules

reply to this post or your mother dies tonight

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how will history remember him?

>>71769100
yes it would be interesting

>>71769008
Remain once again proving themselves to be of a better stock than leave chav scum

I will not plead for (You)s. I simply ask you respect me.

>>71769096
bit racist

>>71769134
Who is he?

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>he's not eating a yummy scrummy rustlers burger for lunch
What excuse could you possibly have

>>71769152
*respects you*

Medium steak is objectively the best lads

humans are the real pests

see: holocene extinction for further information

(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)

>>71769008
>not sure
me spotted

@71769152
*disrespects you*

>>71769186
you're a plumber don't concern yourself with such matters

>>71769152
*(You)'s respectfully towards you*

>make $2.2 million in gross income
>take home $427 thousand after taxes

WEW TAX MAN

The best 'zas have 'shrooms and 'penos on them desu lads

test

>>71769153
>argument against brexit is it scares away white people and encourages brown people, and that this is a bad thing
>not racist
>suggesting that so-called "white people" are not so white as you think
>racist

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>>71769134
A prophet before his time.

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just wiped out a load of spics, niggers, commies and irish. bit disappointed i missed the mudslimes, but i'll get them next

Reckon we should reenslave blacks lads

What's so bad about Obamacare?

>>71769250
>>71769251
Rorke.

>>71769250
This post proves racism/prejudice is associated with autism

>>71769201
im a thermonuclear physicist who moonlights as a secret agent in my spare time actually

>>71769164
had a pancake

>>71769251
They were lazy then and they're lazy now

We should reenslave the Irish instead

Just want a moderately comfy job I can do fuck all at and browse the internet all day every day

It's always been my dream

>>71769250
what game's this

>>71769164
I was gonna say cos they're not on special in my local supermarket but they actually are haha

might get 10 later (they're on special for £1.20 per burger)

>>71769250
>4k shit and not grand strategy

babby tier

>>71769336
grand strategy is equally baby tier

>>71769281
it's a corporate giveaway

doesn't go far enough in providing healthcare to all. but usually the opposition comes from the Christian Right, capitalists, and other reactionaries who think it's tyranny

they're right that it's flawed, but their solution is to completely dismantle all government healthcare

>>71769318
literally me

>>71769281
Obamacare is absolute fucking shite, Yanks end up spending more per capita than most developed nations that actually have full free at the point of use healthcare

Yank healthcare is just a big fat mess that needs cleaning up

>>71769315
yes massa

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IMPOSSIBLE

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Anybody going to watch this gem on channel 4?

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>when a leaf tries to insult you

How the fuck did I get a payslip from my old job I left 8 months ago? It literally just said "back payments" in it and I got £200

>>71769372
has he not been used for enough first dances already

>>71769322
Civ VI

>>71769389
end of tax year innit

they may have recalculated their payroll, found a fuck up and then paid u

might go for a walk and then just.... not come back

>>71769420
hate that the map is hidden when not immediately within range of a unit or city

>>71769458
t. that penguin

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#woke

>>71768320
not so tough now are ya

>>71769386
>photo shows gender segregation typical of muslims

hmm yes

>>71769525
need to spaff on her eyeballs

>>71769514
Potato famine is unironically because of free market capitalism

>>71769525
need to spaff on her appendix

cafe nero made 25 million last year but paid 0 tax.

still not quite sure where heem comes from but the mystery behind it's quite appealing if im being honest

Al Qaeda got an Oscar lads, absolute madness

>>71769472
I hate Aussies

>>71769597
Corporate tax is an inefficient and outdated tax anyway

They would have paid a large amount through combined sales and income taxes for their transactions and employees which are better and more efficient taxes

the oneitis basically admitted she's wanked while thinking about me today, in a non-jokey way

it's only a matter of time now lads

can some man sort me a fiver? i only need a 10-deck of mayfairs ill get paid tomorrow i swaaaaare down

>>71769673
hmm yeah, don't care

>>71769685
>need
>cancer sticks

>>71769673
girls don't wank mate they just masturbate
what the bloomin eck did she say? i cannot imagine someone that isn't already in a sexual relationship saying that

>>71769008
>leavers like well done steak
typical of the uncultured leaver swine
i'd rather eat plywood than coal-like well done "steak"

Business idea: Put salt AND pepper into the same grinder

>>71769723
awrite, awrite? ill just get some silk cuts then theyre more 'eawfy anyway

In a dilemma of whether I should pay £15 for 3 months xbox live or pay £37 for 12 months

12 months is obviously cheaper per month, but costs more upfront and I think I'm too cheap to spend £37 for something I won't even notice just to play BF1 haha

>>71769673
haha

>>71769613
in what category?

Well-done with ketchup is the ONLY way to eat a steak.

*got heemed

>>71769800
it's how trump has them, the utter fucking urchin

>>71769754
excellent post

>>71769716
if they'd stop breeding like rats this wouldn't be a problem lmao

>>71769420
would there be any point in playing it after playing Civ 5?

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that first crunch of the day

>>71769778
surely you'll bored of BF1 in 3 months
I only get it when the free games are good 2bh

>>71769754
eww spice mixing

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>>71769840
wrong

>>71769825
no It wasn't

Just fucked my girlfriend, AMA

>why yes, I do voluntarily put nuts in my mouth

>>71769812
That "urchin" is worth billions and is the fucking leader of the free world. He's had fine dining all his life, he's eaten all kinds of steaks, the best steaks. And after all of that he has determined that well-done with ketchup is the best way to eat it.

>>71769896
Can I have next?

>>71769896
did she cum?
how big is your benis?

>>71769905
what an utter dishcloth

sick of this perpetual light headedness lads im at work right now and i feel like im going to faint. i have slept, drank and eaten enough yet i still feel completely fucked up

>>71769905
>And after all of that he has determined that well-done with ketchup is the best way to eat it.
it might just be because he's old and dumb

>>71769896
How big is her benis?

>>71769896
is it true they're going to redefine the pico-second as the time it takes you to spaff?

>>71769896
how did she become your gf?

a hot girl double checked me yesterday so wondering how do I approach her

https://www.rt.com/news/379062-nicaragua-possessed-woman-burnt/
lmaoing

>>71769896
what a stupid name for a gf

im also dying for a shit which doesnt help things

>>71769940
need to rip open that top and spaff on her not so humble mounds

>>71769514
>>71769716

>communism killed millions of people
>yeh well so did capitalism
repeat ad nauseam

what these naive ideologues haven't realised is that its humans that are pretty cuntish. not whatever bullshit ideology the masses of fanatics subscribe to.

anyway, capitalism may not be great but its the best we've come up with so far and has presided over the greatest growth of innovation, living standards, global wealth and life expectancy that humanity as ever seen. thats more than anyone can say about communism which proudly embraces stagnation.

How do britbongs live knowing that their once great empire has dwindled down so much that the only subjects they have are Highland mongs and bogtrotters that will both declare independence within our lifetimes?

>>71770029
all empires fall mate. America's will too one day. its already happening.

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>>71769982

>>71770029
We don't get shot desu

>>71770029
I don't really care, and the mongs and bogtrotters won't have independence.

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>>71769840
>>71769884
superior nuts

>>71770029
it's quite amusing because the same will happen to the USA

>>71769794
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/02/26/us/white-helmets-oscar/

wrestling with whether to pay for GTAV or torrent since i don't care about online

>>71770054
Yeah right. We're gearing up to annex Canada pretty soon. Might even forego the wall and take Mexico too, we need a place to vacation desu.

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https://youtu.be/cH_231dBLGI?t=55m03s

>Americlaps

why has human progress stalled so much since the late 20th century? it's the fucking late 2010s and we live in basically a shittier version of the 1990s

werent we meant to have moon colonies and flying cars bt now?

Might order tonight laddies what should I get?
>chinese
>indian
>paki pizza

>>71770125
>why has human progress stalled so much since the late 20th century?
it hasn't

>werent we meant to have moon colonies and flying cars bt now?
no
the moon's pointless and flying cars are impossible
we've gone in a different direction

>>71769923
Nah mate she just left the flat
>>71769927
Yep, twice. 6" but I know how to use it ;)
>>71769945
Funny thing is I'm actually quite quick to go but I can usually keep going afterwards anyway so it's no problem. The trick is to have confidence ;)
>>71769948
Spoke for a couple weeks in person and in messages after meeting her through a friend on a night out. One day I made the move and here we are. It's all about confidence mate :)

I am the lord of cringe, hear me rawwwwr

>>71770125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27uIF5q9POM

>>71770139
dominos

>>71770125
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-39111030

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>6" but I know how to use it ;)

>>71770145
and what is that different direction? all of our current technology is just a superset of what we had 20 years ago, albiet more advanced. innovation is non-existent

>>71770125
innovation stopped around 2010

since they smartphones and PCs have not changed at all

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Got one of these on offer and it's the best oven pizza I've ever had

>>71770125
capitalism holds back most technologies but people think because there is a new Iphone every 2 years it goes full pelt

>>71770074
hurr hurr amuricans get shot lmao XDDD

Maybe if you guys had guns you wouldn't have lost both the Revolution and the War of 1812.
Wow, 0 - 2, how does that feel? I'm almost getting tired of all this winning.

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>>71770150
>;)
>;)
>:)

>>71770199
>oven pizza
as opposed to saucepan pizza?

mong

>>71770231
Just trying to add a bit of emotion to this lifeless board! haha! :D

>>71770199
yeah I've had that before, very nice

Dr Oetker is qualla

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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

>letting an old WI slag and 3 literally whos walk away with 60 grand
fucking state of the governess

partial to micropizza myself

>>71770188
cars and planes are going in a more energy efficient and pedestrian safe direction
making them fly is silly

there's plenty of technology being discovered, it's just not much of it has found a mainstream use yet
though stuff like graphene will eventually (probably) make it into the mainstream

do some research before you say something so outlandishly stupid

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>>71767931
That's not wine, this is wine!

>>71770163
quite a nice watch even from black science guy

>>71770250
Foreigner detected. Oven pizza is a common phrase used to describe pizzas you buy at supermarket then heat up in the oven

>>71770250
You can do pizza in a pan

steaming a pizza as we speak

pop that p

REALLY like this girl and want to take her out, but she said she's only here visiting and will be leaving on Monday

What do?

streaming a pizza as we speak

just posting this while it buffers

>>71770199
authentic italian pizza from DR. OETKER

YOU VILL ENYOY MEINE CUIZEEN

>>71770313
Got any steamed hams?

>>71770303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Kc2DiwMGh

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/01/britain-one-of-worst-places-western-europe-asylum-seekers

wahey!

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alright I've got my (You)'s now i'm out of here

>>71770321
>maya jama

no thanks

she's fit, but I can't fucking stand her

>>71770331
Shut it, normie

>>71770353
good
print this out by the palletload and drop them over Aleppo

>>71770199
>salami AND pepperoni

pleb tier

genuinely don't understand how people can read on tablets/kindles, drives me mad

much prefer having a nice paper book in my hands
>>71770321
nice, name?

dunno why people go mad for blonde women, much prefer the darker Latin look

>>71770199
Quality German pizzamaking.

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>no thanks

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>>71770386
>genuinely don't understand
>dunno why

prefer syrians to africans and pakistanis 2bh.

>>71770386
Been reading books on electronic devices for so long now that physical books feel uncomfortable and annoying

>>71770331
Just be confident la

is lacking empathy a part of autism?

>>71770350
Yeah nah get fucked aye

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wankers poooooooo

>>71770450
they sure do, catyank
they sure do

>:)

>>71770430
no

>>71770382
I'm open to suggestion if you've had a better oven pizza

>>71770386
Reading in a Kindle/ebook device is much better and pretty different to reading on a tablet

>>71770421
This desu, once I converted to tablet devices I never looked back, it's just so much better now. Still buy paper books sometimes though.

>>71770408
giggled
>>71770421
i can't get into e-books
>>71770430
yep

need a 14-16 year old girl to poo on me

>>71770430
Think it's difficulty understanding emotions

>>71770379
>Aleppo
More like every Moslem area that isn't Syria

<^:)