The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland edition
first for jewesses
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
Casual sex with men is underrated.
>>71765324
yeah giz one lad
>>71765328
racist
mara
Where should I go for lunch?
Booking my plane tickets to yankland so I can have my bollocks inside Yellowstone when it goes off
Let Northern Ireland go
This is probably a good example
ronald pump
>71765352
howling
Just got the internet installed lads
What are some 'must bookmark' sites?
>>71765310
>Dmitri Chostakovitch is a good composer
his second cello concerto is fucking harrowing
love willies.
>>71765356
*Rates or a solid 8/10*
How about now
Nth for communism
>>71765371
mentioned it before but that flag for britain is literally just hungary pre-1956 revolution
>>71765371
>soctland
what did he mean by this?
pornstar with the best arse?
>>71765395
That's about the right rating honestly.
Pros: Male bonding, no strings attached
Cons: AIDS
Japanese dog jumping through EIGHT hoops
>>71765380
>>71765419
wow
many hoop
such grace
receiving death threats from a certain someone in the /brit/ skype group again
might just kill myself before he gets to me
>>71765417
Male or Female?
How come the Americans didn't intervene in northern Ireland against the communist ira
>>71765371
communism is extremely atheistic meaning the crosses on the flags would have to go
>>71765441
/brit/ skype group??? you made a skype group?? you fucking autists
literally disgusted. never visiting this thread again
>>71765449
female (no willy)
find it baffling how admitting you're homosexual or mentally ill in public only gets you good treatment
>>71765459
bye then you fucking nonce
>>71765419
fly straight and true doggo
>>71765417
best HUMAN pornstar?
>>71765371
why would the british flag turn that colour
>(You)
thanks
>(You)
thanks
>>71765469
Rachel starr
The British people are tired of experts
>>71765471
>or
What would the core tenets of Cummunism be?
Margaret Thatcher was the best prime minister this country has ever had
find it baffling how you can admit to being french *in public* and not get lynched instantly
>>71765499
fuck off homophobe
Dunno anyone who follows rugby
>>71765495
any with natural tits?
>>71765452
threw up in my mouth a little bit at the alderney, guernsey and sark flags
why would you mix thirds and quarters
In 'sta lads
Margaret Thatcher was the best runt minister this runtry has ever had
best years of my life are being ruined by acne
>>71765510
Umm sorry but no
>>71765515
wtf why are french men so gay
>>71765501
From each according to his willy size
To each according to his thirst
Marion le Pen is the best prime minister this country never had
heylo, I am le French, an' I zink za-
*gets hit by thrown baguette*
>>71765536
Tory Bliar
>>71765501
the goyim must be enslaved
>Umm sorry but no
>>71765525
>going outside
FONT. you best be going out solely to commit an incel blaze of glory
>>71765403
it's from the Spa Fields riots of 1816
>>71765452
well we could just use the red flag but that might be a bit boring
>>71765501
a gf for every man, woman and child
>>71765522
Jada stevens
Favourite historical period?
Hmmmmm
>>71765588
last wednesday
>>71765588
Crisis of the turd century
aranchno-communism is the future
rise up spiders of the world
spin a web of freedom
Tony Blair in Kosovo, 9 July 2010, meeting children named after him
>>71765588
the decade between first world war and the second one
>>71765610
exceptional post
i shouldn't have started looking into 4x/grand strategy games
theres far too many i want to try
refugees IN
white men OUT
>>71765598
0/10 line. fucking horrendous. cringing just at the sight of it. you have no game, virginal runt
>>71765598
I remember we suggested that
did she never reply? That was days ago
>>71765598
you don't pronounce sorcha like that
>>71765585
Fuck off nigger
SOR-CHA
>Fuck off nigger
>>71765645
>""nigger"" xDD edgy!!!!
oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
Going to the shops to buy some Blu-ray
You lads want anything?
>>71765645
I am UNAPOLOGETICALLY BLACK
>>71765663
>>71765665
The grime marketers are here
>>71765688
>KFC.jpg
wow racist
>>71765588
interwar period
>>71765645
>>71765663
>>71765665
>>71765688
Nigger is only a naughty word in USA
lads why are there so many chinese students in our unis? it's fucking mental. How do they get in and in such numbers?
sometimes get on the bus and there's literally me and one other English person and the rest are chinese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTTNRE-njM
the power of golden retrievers is unquestionable
>>71765688
good lad
don't let the alt-right melts win
>>71765692
kmt ireland is full of wet yutes
>>71765719
Bloody foreigners
These days if you say you're English they throw you in jail!
>>71765688
will never be fooled by black girls hair again. its all weaves and extensions!
>>71765707
wh-which wars
Me in the middle
>>71765753
7 years war and Napoleonic
>>71765665
t.palest faggot in the UK aka stormzys #1 fan
>>71765719
china has a gigantic population, a lot of new money, and really bad universities, so they send loads of kids to the US/UK/Europe to get good degrees and bring knowledge home
>>71765790
I'll cum on your denim
>>71765805
>faggot
fuck off yank
HOUSE REAL BIG
>>71765810
can't stand racists or niggers
still in bed lads
/brit/ has to be the most active thread on /int/
>>71765844
we own this site
snorting my dandruff and pretending it's cocaine
mad buzz lads
>>71765806
seems reasonable but I still don't like it
maybe I'm subconsciously a massive racist but I felt genuinely out of place and alone on the bus home surrounded by massive shoals of chinese last night
>>71765844
It's the most active thread on the entirety of 4chan
>>71765844
new
>>71765872
umm maybe dont be so racist
>>71765869
>>71765873
>>71765875
"the Americans" told me that brit might be the most active thread but cum has to most quality posts.
>>71765821
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm something seems a little off hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>71765753
World Wars
Weimar, Spanish Civil War, Anglo-Irish War, rise of fascism, Stalin etc
Fascinating period
>>71765328
>Created by US.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VK5aq19WI4w
>>71765873
the majority of /pol/ threads are as fast or faster as /brit/ during peak times
>>71765900
Someone has autism.
>>71765897
>cum
>quality posts
The Cucknited Cuckdom of Cucked Cucktain and Cucked Cuckland.
>>71765844
far too active
>>71765873
doubt that, surely Trump General on /pol/ or one of the vidya board threads is faster
>>71765919
>on 4chan
That's the key word there
/pol/ is just an outpost for underage redditors looking to partake in some ebin casual racism without mummy finding out
>>71765919
but the quality is so low they don't count
>>71765921
Asian feet aren't erotic -_-
>>71765897
>but cum has to most quality posts.
nice bait
>>71765943
/int/ has more opinions that you'll see on reddit desu
>>71765928
I know you are but what am I
/brit/ is definitely the most consistently active thread on 4chan, it's open 24/7.
I sometimes stumble in here at 4am when off my face on drugs and there's still a few dopey brits posting with the yanks and aussies and other dross
PJW thread
>>>/pol/114783772
Always assumed Niko Bellic was Russian but apparently he's Serbian
>>71765975
True my friend. I will try to live with your disabilities.
>>71765921
>>71765921
HOW ABOUT WOMEN WITH FISHY PUSSY SMELL
*wobbles into thread*
Waaaaaaaaaaahey lads. Oi-ee, oi!
>>71765968
PRAISE KEK :^)))
fuck off
>>71765977
>/brit/ is definitely the most consistently active thread on 4chan, it's open 24/7.
so are plenty of threads on here and /pol/
>>71765993
Thank you. My 'tism usually flares up on Thursdays, so be aware of that.
Should I catch John Wick tonight?
im so used to /brit/'s speed that i cant enjoy other threads because they're so slow
wish i had friends to enjoy things with
>>71766016
Why? Don't eat much cookies they will trigger your autism.
>12 (twelve) more days until Shaun Keaveny comes back from his break
>>71766028
This. I want to enjoy my adhd and I don't want to be depressed because of slow threads.
>>71766038
no you don't
>>71766038
Hey friend let's enjoy some classic Max Hardcore movies together :0
>>71765872
its not racist to notice unusual demographic shifts.
>>71765719
they're weird people mate
one time after a night out me and #thelads were sat at a bus stop eating takeaway and these two little chink cunts run up to us, they fucking steal our drinks off the bench and run off giggling
we chased them down the road and took turns spinning their little manlet bodies round until one of them threw up and cried
Greatest website ever tbqh
https://www.marxists.org/index.htm
280 posts per hour
'ddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/5wqbma/to_stop_paedophiles_we_need_to_help_them_but_no/
The ol' 'ddit standing up for nonces.
>>71766038
Australia don't be so sad. There's enough land for you around :-)
Mental how popular Skyrim still is
>>71766116
do not care
>>71765398
But the famines got worse until the Russians were given access to the Haber Process, which had been developed in a capitalist Germany
>>71766111
hahaha yeah
*wanders off to talk to someone else*
Yeh, YOU!!!!
*awakens from my slumber*
heknarf. he's here.
>progress is bad
>communism stifles progress
>communism is bad
wtf rorke?
Say something really, really smart
Business idea: independent Quebec, Catalunya, Basque country, Scotland, Wales and a united Ireland
>>71766169
*follows you*
where you going big boy
*vice grips your bollocks*
>>71766201
beware the man of one book
>>71766201
the lib dems
>>71766201
i am a radical centrist
>>71766201
The world is a book and those who don't travel read only a page.
>>71766201
The fill lines on detergent caps are 20 percent higher than they need to be
>>71766201
OK :-)
>>71766116
>top comment is by a pedo
>>71766201
you're listening to bbc radio 4
>>71766203
Good post
people keep saying i'm intelligent but i think i might be stupid
who is correct
>>71766290
yes
i am a love worm
>>71766257
He sounds like he saw that video by the "Good pedo", can't remember the name. Looks like a massive autist and quite clearly a pedo but he says he doesn't touch kids so he's fine
I don't rate Koreans, and I'm not afraid to say it
im awake
Business idea: 'accidentally' nuke Ireland
Reminder that Americans were the primary funders of the IRA
every time im in the street i hear YAK YAK YAK YAK
wonder if you lads realise low-risk paedophiles are you lads who willingly seek out pictures of "slags" aka underage girls in tiny amounts of clothing
>>71766381
Why is there a star of David of this when neither of them are Jewish
>>71766425
How can we stop them before they commit their crimes???
>>71766425
>low risk paedophiles are you lads
is english not your first language?
>>71766442
Learn to spot a jew m8
Have to do something about my virgin walk and other virgin mannerisms. It's the only time I care about losing my viriginity
>>71766411
surprised?
>>71766411
Libyans and other communist states too. The terrorists really had good company.
favourite tea lads?
partial to some early grey, no milk no sugar myself
>>71766442
stormfront
history classes really underrate how effective the Nazis' use of propaganda was in the 1930s. it's potentially the most powerful type of propaganda invented since people still fall for it today
>>71766510
chai
>>71766510
russian caravan
>>71766411
in its early years, then gadaffi got really into them for some reason
mornin' lads what's new
>>71766510
korean poo tea
>>71766539
Fuck off back to your comfy bed cunt
>>71766510
iced
>>71766510
Don't drink tea actually
>>71766561
only if you fuck off into yours
>>71766510
earl grey too, but with some milk and sugar x
roibus is also VERY good
>>71766498
not really, the PIRA weren't really communist
they got support off Gaddafi because Britain embargoed Libyan oil and they got weapons and stuff off the south american rebel groups but they paid for them in one form or another
*hisses at you and rattles the bars of my cage as you walk past*
>>71766586
>in one form or another
with political alleigance?
>>71766568
lol what a shit decoy
she is blatantly of age
'he 'f
>>71766510
lyons
milk no sugar
Ireland je Britain!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3781350/Police-force-planning-let-Muslim-officers-wear-BURKAS-attract-ethnic-female-minority-officers-boost-diversity.html
SOMEBODY
enjoying some gay brazilian porn
what a time to be alive
>>71766581
ok mum
will you tuck me in
>>71766614
nah like cash or training etc. They trained Colombian rebels on guerrilla warfare
>>71766517
Sounds like organised religion...heh
Falklands je Argentina
>>71766644
Ahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Ahahahahaha
Ahahaha
Haha
Fucking hell
>>71766644
>burka refers to the gown, not the face covering
>the daily mail reeing about face covering
how do you take this newspaper seriously? cant you see you're being goy'd?
>>71766644
if it pisses off other muslims then i support it
>>71766644
I personally think this is a good idea. Police these days are lazy and fat. How many knife wielding youths do you think can outrun a fucking ninja?!?!?!?! Crime rates are going to go down now that they know we have ninjas on our side.
I could sodomise anyone here
>>71766738
FUCK off
>>71766647
*pours a pint of nyquil down your throat*
nothing personnel kid
>>71766510
Piping hot cup of Lipton black tea for me
>>71766752
you're a catamite
>>71766752
man a keep talk 'bout big man, big man where? lickle man sit down
>>71766780
What
>>71766752
Bit gay
>>71766750
aren't there rules about female mussies not being allowed to touch male strangers or something though
>>71766758
the only thing worse than a RACIST is an IGNORANT one
>>71766738
isnt the gown the hijab? burka is the full covering
>>71766700
britain je srbija
Don't think so but I can see it the other way round.
>>71766758
how do you lads not see that you're being whipped up into an anti-muslim frenzy by the muslims oldest and most powerful enemy
the one that controls the media
the one that sets the public agenda
the one that you lads constantly whine about
Flanders je Holland imo
in a few years british police will be patrolling london on the backs of elephants
you FUKING idiots
>>71766843
The Polish??
>>71766738
Hmm
Ban the bloody burqa I say
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
>>71766843
Christians?
>>71766852
They already do it on horses so this would be a good idea
>>71766897
Kaboom
>>71766897
ahahhaha xDDDDD
gah! i was tricked into learning the difference between a burka, niqab and hijab!
enjoying a cup of Douwe Egbertsâ„¢ coffee
>>71766948
education is key
>>71766895
There's nothing wrong with banning the burka
Only people who are bothered about it are lefties who think the burka is any kind of headscarf
>>71766948
it's up to you to retain that information though, I've already forgotten
my dad got attacked by a police dog during some riot in manchester when he was a student
WHAT a MONG
ok lads, why the FUCK has the 'flat earth' theory become part of the mainstream? when the FUCK did it become a normie joke and why is it so popular now?
>>71767013
arrogant students BTFO
>>71767030
because its so absurd
Americans classify potatoes as a vegetable. the absolute mongs.
>>71767030
All part of my social experiment to determine just how retarded normbletons are
>>71767030
Shut UP
>>71767030
not even the most retarded inbred anti-intellectual goat-fucking child-raping muslim thinks the earth is flat.
>>71767013
dogs are filthy, bestial creatures
>>71767059
Hmm
national headline news in the UK is about some trash bins being blown about
those dastardly bankers eh
>tfw to smart to think the Earth isn't flat
*Collects my banker bonus*
>>71767050
yeah i think he probably deserved it
i reckon if me and him knew eachother at age 19 we would've hated eachother
>>71767059
>Following centuries of selective breeding, there are now over a thousand different types of potatoes.Over 99% of the presently cultivated potatoes worldwide descended from varieties that originated in the lowlands of south-central Chile
cool
>>71767111
This is the front page of bbc news lad
>>71767111
jealous?
>>71767174
>BBC
more like british brainwashing conglomerate
>>71767001
ah yes... the authoritarian right
>tfw regularly lie about my qualifications or other parts of my life to win arguments on /brit/
>>71767209
everyone does that.
>>71767209
dumb lying racist frogposter
>>71767209
Everyone in /brit/ is a 6'4 millionaire with a qt gf and a 8 inch penis. d
>>71767191
Get used to it
Who fucks girls like this baka
>>71767241
only if you get used to modern britain
>tfw 5'7 (by some measurements 5'6) broke NEET on welfare who has never even held hands with a female outside of my immediate family and with a 5'' willy
>tfw Thom will never be Prime Minister
having your umbilical cord cut before the placenta is discharged causes autism
so far there are about 3 people in this thread who id utterly batter
today my lecturer was using my phone to demonstrate something to the class and I got a new match on Tinder as he did it and it popped up on the screen
was quite embarresing thbf
>>71767209
you mean everyone in this general doesnt earn 50k+ a year or goes to a russell group???
>>71767301
surely it would be more embarrassing to not get a match
Just had this in the post
>>71767322
Tinder once woke me up at 4am notifying me that I do not have any matches
>>71767296
I'm quietly confident I could batter anyone who comes here desu
>>71767321
haha
do you have the webm of the women in hijabs eating spaghetti
>>71767320
>a rustle group
you say this like it's hard to get into a jimmy rustler
it's about the course
>>71767333
What are you selling in your shop, Ahmed?
>>71767333
cowardly irish.
>>71767244
Rich nerds. Not even joking my sister knew someone that dated her.and brought her to a small party.
>>71767333
>reguarded
That famed Irish intellect
>>71767370
>northern irish (british)
>>71767394
oxymoron
>>71767361
>rustle
Cringing at you fucking LadBible paki freaks that say this
>>71767391
and having to do legitimate twice
and herebye
capitalising volunteers
and misspelling signed
fuck me the irish are stupid
>>71767394
So what are you selling in your shop, Ahmed?
>>71767391
Can't imagine your uncles intellect then since they managed to kill him
>>71767430
t. man met
>>71765872
Fuckers are spying for technological secrets. It is known.
Don't trust them for a hair.
>>71765872
This is pretty racist 2bf
posting a picture of the united kingdom
new girl at work has a fit voice but looks like she could eat an apple through a fence
should do a sex line or something
off to b&q
anyone want owt?
>>71767535
Disgusting outdated colonial relic of a forgotten empire
>>71767535
Cheeky Yugoslavia took over Northern Ireland
>>71767321
hijabs are cute
>>71767567
t. /r/unitedkingdom
>Disgusting outdated colonial relic of a forgotten empire
>>71767588
tbf northern ireland and yugoslavia are extremely similar in many ways so its pretty accurate
why are ginger nuts such a god tier biscuit lads?
>>71767543
bbq
are whales related to sharks
>>71767588
hmmm
would say they can have it due to it being shit but it's actually sovereign british clay so we can't just give it to some communists
>>71767621
if you go back far enough then yes
>>71767611
Barely
I LOST MY FRIENDS I DANCE ALONE
ITS SIX O CLOCK, I WANNA GO HOME
>>71767567
'sheed
>>71767614
ANZAC bikkies are by far the best 2bh
>>71767638
i mean are they the same species now
>>71765328
>get voicemail
>"please give us a call :DDDD"
*calls*
>"sorry the GP's closed"
what did they mean by this?
>>71767662
example
>>71767681
is google broken?
Britain is a take country
England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland are real countries tries and deserve independence
>>71767686
what is that
>>71767732
shit
countries tries
I think I'm fucking retarded
"countries tries"
Doing a difficult poo
>>71767686
what's that thing in her compass?
>>71767686
>camwhores.tv
good for the ol cam recordings haha
what's her name
But seriously, it's disgraceful they northern Ireland is still 'british' in this day and age
All it would take is a country like China or America to recognise it as part of ireland to sort all of this stupid crap out
>>71767755
wow same haha
>>71767850
Mbutu Mbongo*click*wongo
>>71767855
would immediately fly to yankland or chinkland and heem every single person i see if they tried anything
>>71767931
>>71767931
>>71767931
New xxxxxx
>>71767855
And Hawaii?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRcn2zQY-QY