/brit/

the past, the present and the future all walked into a bar.
it was tense.

>tfw can't wear short-sleeved shirts without looking like a kid on his first day of school

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who is this

>>71763956
my gf

are ashkenazi jews the true master race??

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>Reading the god delusion lads

Haven't had a job in 10 years.

watched The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas with the gf the other day
She was bawling her eyes out and had to pause it a few times and I found it to be quite boring

Think nearly a decade of browsing t' 'chon has turned me into a heartless bastard

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Are there anglo men who look like this or are slavs the true masterrace?

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>>71763973
>I need skydaddy to take care of me because I can't comprehend a universe lacking a higher power

>>71763948
FUCK OFF

>>71763876
kike

>>71763968
no the irishman is followed by the mongolian and so on so forth in that order

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>sky daddy

>>71763985
where did you get this pic of me

>>71763955
nobody should wear short sleeved shirts, other than fat 50 year old men on holiday
>>71763968
nah, they can't fight for shit and they're prone to mental illness

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Walk in the party, sporting Armani
Half of the crowd's all snorting my Charlie

>>71763968
ashkenazi jews have a MEAN verbal IQ of 126. 50% of them are higher than that. only 4% of non-jews would get a verbal IQ at or above 126. 25% of nobel prize winners, 0.4% of world's population.

really wish i was a big fat jew tbqh

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Milo "hold him tighter, he's a fighter" Yiannopolous

>>71763982
its all fake anyway
the gas chambers werent there

am an involuntary member of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

Bout to book a table at the pub whose coming

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>>71763928
thoughts? an ethiopian won our beauty contest a few years ago and met obongo

an irishman walks out of a bar

>>71763985
chads are chads regardless of race la

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Cutting some absolutely vile smelling gassers right now lads ngl

>>71764008
Google. Youre famous m8

am an involuntary member of the voluntary no gf movement

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>>71764042
>ethiopian jews
>LITERALLY beta israeli

why let them in

>>71764035
Nice image

>>71764042
She wouldn't be considered pretty here. Whites have a taste in blacks that we dont share

>>71764025
and yet they still cut off baby's dick skin and have an old man suck the blood

tell me more stories about Jews lads

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how's your march going so far lads?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra

>>71764042
ah yes
'black'

International Foundation of No Gf

>>71764025
140 here, you are but an insect

>>71764082
only jew paedos would have the cunning to finagle their perversions into the foundations of a religion

>>71764042
wtf

she looks like on video games when you're creating a charachter and you keep the ethnicity white but make the skin colour black

>>71764025
>50% are above the MEAN
Fucking idiot for not knowing how averages work and for confusing them for the median

>>71764086

Make good movies desu

>>71764086
you'd think the jewposter would answer but he never does

reading an article from 1995 talking about how the internet won't take off

really energises the neural pathways

>>71764086
i hear a few of them got killed once

got an IQ of 4 lads

*votes leftist*

>>71764144
Fuck off fitizen

got an IQ of 3 lads

*votes rightist*

you know what i really need
holographic keyboards for phones to be common

can't make lunch because the normies are about

>>71764122
>iq
>measured on a normal distribution
>"hurr durr mean isn't median hurr"

fucking remtard

>>71764154
got an IQ of 2 lads

*votes UKIP*

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>>71764078
and this one? shes the one met obama

got an IQ of 2

*steals a post from a rightist*

>>71764154
Stephen Hawkins said we need to distribute the wealth on reddit

used to be a hardcore edgy right winger but getting older i have taken on a more centrist approach

far left and far right are both flawed ideologies

>>71764162
haha yeah

*walks off and talks to someone else*

got an IQ of -1 lads

*votes labour*

>>71764162
they're apparently shit mate
just get a blackberry

>>71764175
Does she SUCK DICK

>>71764155
speak only when spoken to, nigger
also I'm not him

got an IQ of 300 lads
*votes radical centrist*

Got an IQ

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>>71764183

got an IQ of 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 lads

*doesn't vote*

genuinely thinking of converting to jewgayism lids. can't stomach the thought of shredding my bellend though. is there a branch of jewery where you get to keep your knob intact?

>>71764182
yeah but he's a cripple who should have died 25 years ago so fuck him

I'm off to bed lads
besitos

>>71764203
of?

>>71764175
not ethiop
just a nigger

*votes*

>>71764175
Shes objectively good looking but doesnt have the look that would win a pageant here

>>71764214
*warms up the oven*

quality of the thread took a dive
are the wagies on a break or something

>>71764220

Your mum

Got an iq of 200
*stays home and smokes weed on election day*

*in a robotic voice*
we need to redistribute the wealth
*shits pants*
*drools*
*drives in my wheelchair*

>>71764242
and your party of choice?

*wiggles my naked arsehole onto the ballot paper*
*poo smear forms a perfect tick in the ukip box*

FACT: IQ is determined by the food you eat
Do you eat a High IQ diet?

>>71764025
I have a higher one than that

>>71764183
I think I'm a right leaning centrist but when I've done the political leaning tests I always end up being a centre-left leaning libertarian

>>71764183
well centrist parties are probably the best at keepig a stable economy which becomes more of an issue as yo
get older
but you only have to look at the last 50 years of centrism to see they've failed at "conserving" anything

>>71764262
lots of fish

>>71764240
>implying the drop in quality isn't solely due to ozzie diarrhoeaposters

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6hLIP06I_8

business idea: take all the money in the world and then distrubte it equally among everyone so no one is rich or poor

>>71764208
>>71764208
t. take politics too seriously

>>71764261
weezing

>>71764256

Your dad

>>71764240
indeed

the normalfag infestation must be ended

>>71764261
>ukip box
>voting for a party and not a candidate

>>71764262

Yes.

>>71764262
i only eat jewess poos-poos, so yes

whoa... my iq's increased so much... my... mind is changing...

*opens my one-eyed trouser snake*
*cums DIRECTLY into a jewish vagina*

>>71764302
very good very good

>>71764287
would have heemed the little runt

>>71764262
this. I exclusively eat steamed fish because it gives you brain power
music is also important
high IQ people listen to classical music and rock music
low iq people listen to rap and pop

>>71764294
*tarquin voice* but then everyone will be poor!11!!!

>>71764329
>hitting cute animals
spotted the paki

>drink water
>pee
ah yes, the so-called human body

>>71764230
Share a pic of an ideal Ethiopian girl

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground

want a jewish gf to be a good goy for

>>71764327
Your trouser snake only has one eye? Haha defectiiiive

>>71764367
>tfw not a goytoy for a dominant jewess

>>71764334
I only listen to Tuvan Throat Singing

>steven hawking
isn't he that black wheelchair basketball guy on the old bbc adverts

on the old 9gag

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highest iq crisps

>>71764214
Saw some documentary about rich Aussie businessmen converting to Judaism

>>71764334
lowest iq people listen to your mother's moans of pleasure

did you know that, in her work as a prozzer, she only accepts down syndrome clients

imagine it. a writhing mass of mongos piling onto your lardy, greasy ma and filling her every hole with their spastic cocks

they all simultaneously retard-grunt at the point of orgasm, coating her in a thick layer of extrachromosomal slime and impregnating her senseless

nine months later, she gives birth to you

paddy cunt

>>71764405
No he invented microsoft you spack

imagine being happy

mental

>>71764294
how will we ever colonize the galaxy then?

>>71764351
Maybe Liya Kebede

>>71764417
cheese and owen salt and lineker are better

>>71764442
kin ell

So how many /brit/ threats are started every day on average??

(Can you reason Anglo?? You understand what I'm trying to say?? It is in your language faggot)

>>71764443
FOY

96 wasn't enough

>>71764464
fuck off you clog wearing cunt

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>>71764464
de vrau trinkt de melk

i told that bitch i got a bitch so dont you leave me with hickeys

>>71764464
20

x265 codec is a great advancement but most of my devices won't play it well because they're too old.

>>71764417
I go to my local Asian Goods Supermarket and buy Oriental Crisps such that I may acquire their deep knowledges.

i walk off in a room i be feelin the tension

>>71764448
cheese & onion are the most disgusting povvo-tier low iq crisps this side of the rhine

>>71764505
doesnt sound that great if nothing plays it

>>71764505
You're cpu isn't capable of decoding it??

Salt and vinegar are the best flavour

>>71764534
why are you talking about my willy

eating my cheese and onion sandwich lads

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>crisps

>>71764488
Is that a mix between German and Dutch? Sounds cool tho.

Sandals and socks desu

have an iq of 400 lads
*eats cheese and onion crisps*

>>71764405
screeching

https://youtu.be/WlmbOKLdY_o

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My favourite chips

>>71764464
kanker

got an iq of 9999999999^100000^100 and i've never touched a woman

>>71764548
How did you find this picture of me?

>discussing your favourite flavour of potato snack

crypto paddies the lot of you. go blow up a hotel instead of polluting /brit/

>>71764577
Foy

>>71764488
Isn't it vrowv or something ??

>>71764591
Makes sense considering the strong positive relationship between iq and virginity

>>71764464
about 15

got a -200 iq lads

aluminium chloride straight on the pits

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I'm a fuckin raging poofter chook

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>g'day mate god anny chill keddle chups

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What's the IQ of Doritos eaters?

>>71764538
>>71764534
well, I meant 7-8 year old laptops won't play it at a steady fps, nor will raspberry pi2. don't think that's it's too much of a drawback.

>>71764613
Fuck off nigger

all australians should be killed

>>71764634
58

>>71764498
>>71764616
Ya is this for real tho? I'm highly suspicious. i don't trust you 4chan faggots...

>>71764646
Rude m8

>>71764650
Even the younglings?

There's no such thing as the cloud, it's just other people's computers

alri boyos?

Flaming hot moster munch
The yellow monster munch

some australians should be killed

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fuxache i can't toss off to any of these. internet's failed me again

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Doing a read

>>71764634
Room temperature

>>71764667
during peak hours, threads might only last 30 minutes

>>71764667
>faggots
fuck off yank

>>71764668
Then fuck off nigger

>>71764650
Aussies are adhoc Brits m8

>>71764674
is it p2p?

do as many as 20 'cides a day

>>71764646
ah yes, very impressive

*curls out a steaming log directly into your ma's gaping cunt*

>>71764688
could probably manage it with #4 on the second row

>>71764700
YOU fuck off

>>71764672
especially the younglings

>>71764689
dumb bint

>>71764689
>Reading that normie trash instead of something good

>>71764700
Please no bully.

all dutch should be killed

>>71764721
/brit/, not /shit/

going to the pub, lads want anything?

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>yanks call cool original doritos, cool american

the Ethiopian seems like an alri bloke. no need insult him like that.

>>71764721
>>71764739
TybAntifa

Bash that fash

>>71764697
I'm not a yank. I'm an Dutch windmill farmer.
>>71764700
>>71764721
Calm down my little bitches

>>71764718
nonce

nationalism is for idiots

>>71764689
Wonder how many times she mentions her Danish heritage in it.

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>>71764689
read proper political works

>>71764758
>>71764739
>>71764721
>>71764716

Ah yes, the shitskin internet defence force

>>71764761
how do you farm windmills

Doritos and Pringles are for runts

>>71764740
I'll second that.

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>>71764689
Read a proper book m8

>>71764758
Ethiopians are the worst of Italians mixed with the worst of Semites, then coated in thick dark paint; donut trust then

Cumskins fuck off

>>71764784
Mate, I'm literally on my knees begging right now, PLEASE no bully.

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Elsa

>>71764798
Fuck off nigger

I'm a radical libertarian syndicalist green anarchist conservative liberal communist centrist

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>>71764785
Aaaahh Brits so fuvjing stupid!!!

>>71764754
a pint

>>71764790
Wtf didn't realise he co-found vice

Mad

can you spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place

anyones breath a bit stinky

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was about to try and confirm the jewishness of top row second from left, but bottom right absolutely DESTROYED my erection

fuming

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bash the fash?

I'd like to smash this fash (in a sexual way)

>I say nigger online
kys cba to post rec img

>>71764806
I hate her. She betrayed the entire Caucasian race.

>>71764837
>gas
FOY

>>71764689
https://youtu.be/wPAzDhQrsWY

most drinks you lads ever consumed

once did about 10 negroni cocktails which doesnt make sense because I'm a broke student but after about 4 i was nonsensical

ended up waking up on a river bed

>>71764791
Don't insult the descendants of Solomon you pissdrinking abomination

>>71764850
What's wrong with fashies anyway?

>>71764025
>0.4% of world's population
More like 0.14%

>>71764863
can't wake up in the riverbeds here because there's rivers in them

>>71764878
they barely EVER drink their own piss

>>71764887
that's fucked as
will continue giving fashies the bashies

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The gfs just sent me these

>>71764886
river BANK oops aha

>>71763989
didn't know he lived in oxford fuk

>>71764444
Excellent quads Ethiopialad

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>>71764850
>Anon, can you help me ? I don't get how to properly pronounce "brought"
>I think I need to exercise my jaw a bit more

>>71764878
If you're going to throw away any pretense of democracy, just have a monarchy. They make way more sense.

>>71764878
not a big fan of the whole capitalist mindset behind fascism desu

>>71764915
Ethiopilad 2bh

>>71764919
Race traitor!!!

*sups pint*

my

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>>71764919
she will never be my wife

>>71764928
capitalism is a force for good, defanging the nation states is the greatest achievement of the late 20th century

Wish this nigger would FUCK OFF

who /unsuccessfulsibling/ here?

vice had an article the other day about 3 ex neo nazis and it started with
"while punching nazis may be therapeutic"
they've really been milking Richard Spencer getting sucker punched

gonna vote for the FN because marion is cute hehe x

*Activates Article 50*

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>>71764948
But anon, French and English people intermarried for centuries now.
>>71764952

>>71764025
If they're so smart why did they let Hitler kill so many

>>71764908
>tfw you will never own a stable of slags ready to accept your stiffy at a moment's notice
>tfw you will never have a harem of nifty birds fighting over your big hard cock
>tfw you will never jump into a pile of 300 beautiful big tiddy women and have them run their tongues and cunts all over your body

why even live

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>>71764954
>capitalism is a force for good

>>71764973
don't care

reckon we might be heading toward a great societal clash lads

>>71764958
Yeah me
Four older sisters, all very successful
Me? Well...

>>71764989
invent a time machine and become ghengis kahn

watching pheonix nights

mad to think le garlic bread man made something this good

>>71764985
She has a nigger boyfriend.

>>71764989
don't care about any of that hedonistic shit tbf
just need one single girl to love

yeah well I reckon everything's gonna be fine

>>71765003
*record scratch* *freeze frame*

>>71764985
think I could ignore her politics if she was my waifu desu

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>>71764998
class war I hope

*FOYing intensifies*

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>>71764996

>>71765020
pathetic runt

>>71765030
Don't see East Germany mentioned a lot by commies

>>71765020
just get an ugly desperate girl then
if you want a gf so much

>>71764973
Honestly I've stopped caring. I hope the communists and fascists all murder each other so we normal people can carry on with our lives.

If you ask me, the colonisation of India was worth it for the invention of coronation chicken alone

>>71764998
nothing will come of it
it's all smoking mirrors

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>>71764973
Nothing wrong with punching Nazis

gonna vote tory because priti patel has a STRONG jawline hehe x

>>71765018
srsly

if so i am unimpressed

>>71765018
that picture isn't her you absolute weapon

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>>71765049
>we normal
FONT FONT FONT FONT FONYT FONT FONT OFNT OINF TO NFOTN FON TONF FON TONF TONF ONT OFN TO NFONT

FOY

>>71765053
if you preach what the far left and far right do I agree that you should be ready for violence
my point is that they're STILL banging on about sucker punching a bloke who is a relatively minor figure

>>71765047
>>71765044
ah yes, hedonism

this thread is fucking garbage

Wormie
Normie
Crazy how different we say them

>>71764973
the first time i heard of richard spencer was in that vice documentary, the second time i heard about him was when he got punched. makes me think

>>71764958
Here

>>71765050
i did not ask you

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>tfw no jew-f

>>71765108
its that commie baiter. I stopped responding to him when he invaded /éire/ weeks ago. The only way to beat him is not to play

>>71765108
You're garbage anon
Looks like you're right where you belong :^)

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>>71765046
It's my favourite socialist state

https://gowans.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/democracy-east-germany-and-the-berlin-wall/

>>71765030
lenin, che, uncle ho and sankara did NOTHING wrong

>>71765116
Tbf I hadnt heard of him but had heard of his think tank, the NPI

do flames have shadows?

>>71764806
she looks like an albino lack person

also, that watch looks shopped

>>71765136
>favorite socialist state is one people tried to escape in droves
Kek

>>71765151
Flames don't, smoke and heat do

>>71765136
I REALLY enjoy reading about it 2bh, by far the most interesting country in the eastern bloc.

>>71765151
strictly no but the ash and shit gives them one

>>71764856
don't worry lad shes half Egyptian

reckon left and right should stop their flat little conflict and work together to fuck up the ones at the top innit

nobody (you)'d my long post about a horde of downies impregnating paddy's mum

was proud of that one. feeling peeved tbqhwy

choon
https://youtu.be/Ib0VxyFoRWQ

>>71765186
YOU FRENCH PIG

>>71765186
The right are the ones at the top

>>71765130
>saved the world and made it a better place
hmmmmmmmmmmm

reckon I fucked myself with a lack of sleep and sunlight during my college years
slowly clawing back the test now though

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>>71765186
*opens my Third Way*

>>71765167
it was far more damaged than West Germany, the USSR extracted reparations and it didn't have the luxury of Marshall aid

tesco pepperoni pizza for lunch lads

Women on the left look like THIS
Women on the right look like THIS

(insert boos and catcalls where desired)

>>71764078
post an attractive to Ethiopians Ethiopian pls

my favourite thing about socialism is that because everything is shared and nobody is exploited, the increase in free time means the arts flourished
all that great music that came out of the USSR like... erm.... hmm...

>>71765213
You'd be speaking German now if not for Stalin

biology, biology
that's the study of you and me

>>71765224
Post pic

@71765197
i saw it

it was rubbish

reckon if I had more melanin I could have an IQ of a million

>>71765223
Well if you love it so much why don't you go live there

>>71765233
would be better than the world we live in

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Just found the smartest bint in England

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>>71765228

*shits into my pants*
*watches the runny shite pool out onto the carpet*
*presses my face into the floor and huffs the shite fumes*
*licks the shit marks off my face*
*rolls around in the shitty carpet*
*runs out into the street caked in shite and shoots eighteen pakis*

>>71765232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYw_zamFGf0
They did make the best anthem.

>>71765197
it was cringey

read like it was written by an edgy 14 year old

>>71765254
rash

>>71765233
Ahh yes being bilingual would be terrible

>>71765265
thats true
the Soviet unions national anthem was class

>>71765268
lol triggered much?? :^)

>>71765228
I grew up in America so I'm not really all that sure tbqhwyf.

All I'm certain of is that very dark = ugly

hitler believed the british peoples were like his own
it's doubtful he would've forced them to start speaking german

>>71765300
*forces your head*

>>71765292
not even the same lad

im the best chess player here

>>71765232
Dmitri Chostakovitch is a good composer
maybe we should talk about soviet cinema? reckon it is quite important

>>71765269
nah i think she's just got acne

>>71765265
>>71765289
Careful lads last time I said this some spotty mong shit himself

right, any one need heeming?

*baracks and harasses you*

>>71765328
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>>71765244
I would've had I been born 30/40 years earlier

Bob Crow went to most socialist states and held high praise for the GDR

>>71765186
The next generation will find some way to fuck it up. It human nature to seek conflict. That's why republics will never last forever.

>>71765254
they call it yank reassignment surgery

>>71765295
pretty weird how in non-white countries being lighter is better, but in white countries people want to be tanned jej

plenty of dark skins in London and plenty of qts among them