/cum/

>right
Fuck I meant left

>when you type out a blogpost right before the thread switches to a new edition

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>when you

>>71760785
Post it here anon :)

I have work at 7 and it's almost 4

I no joke would be cumming from just posting for this picture if I was on the left desu
I love Taylor and I love feet

>girls are just distractions from actual important things
perfect excuse @ anon whos mom is being a cunt about it. should work if you're modestly ambitious, like studiously attending school or in a decent career

>>71760796

I remember trying this and not liking it

>>71760802
if you have a long commute to work it's too late to sleep

>>71760796
hippies out
>>71760814
people go to school and work in order to reproduce with women though

>>71760802
I have work at 6 and I just finished my 12th shot of Makers Mark. Eat shit newbie bitch. Welcome to the suck.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMORMONS

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You this in your /cunt/??

>arse
How do these people have sex?

Why do I get so gay when I'm high? Think I could unironically fuck a dude

>>71760844
why do people keep talking about mormons?

>>71760829
>people go to school and work in order to reproduce with women though
just be autistic and say you do it to strive towards self improvement or be slightly more normie and say you do it because you're more concerned about your contributions to society

>>71760814
I've got a job and I've had one for a year now, but I just spend weekends chilling out, rather than socializing.

>>71760853
dating a mormon girl and i'm really obnoxious about it

>>71760829
it's possible to live your life without fucking women
few ever do though, and simultaneously believeth
for once they hath been tested, they shall receive the crown of life

>>71760852

probably because you are

>>71760836
desu, I am actually fine because I have to go to work at 7 PM lmao.
>>71760796
very tasty

>>71760829
>preferring sugar water over tea
whatever famn

>>71760847
yeah
it aight, but it's cucked by arizona snapple and peacetea. I usually get it at a mall or mart (if i do)

>>71760880
Nah I'm pretty comfortable with my sexuality senpai
Literally don't have any thoughts about dudes when sober. Not repressing anything either, hell I wish I was gay so I didn't have to deal with women

>>71760847
expensive af, homie

>>71760852
hey man, its not gay if you're the one doing the fucking
>>71760862
then do autistic shit like reading classic poetry or learning a language, or at least working out. then she'll think her son is some idiot savant instead of a pathetic loser

>>71760905

you get gay when you're drunk/high, and you wish you were gay

seems like a gay to me

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Not at ironically GOAT

>>71760862
gf's are nice. I look forward to cuddling every weekend. no one told me how soft girls were.

at all

>>71760852
>the devil's lettuce reduces you to a degenerate worthy of annihilation
What a surprise.

Ok buds time to go to sleep
Have an exam tomorrow morning

taco bell run buds. should I try the fucking chicken bullshit or just get my usual chalupa and doritos taco

>>71760987
usual. The naked chicken chalupa COULD have been legendary if they put beef and beans in it instead of just lettuce and tomatoes and sauce, instead it's bullshit

>>71760751
boner/10

>>71760987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WeiQgnjI7Q

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck

I meant to have a quick fap and be asleep by 12. But now it's 4AM and I just finished

>>71761043
Great image.

>>71761267
explain to us why you like it

>building NYC in cities skylines
>dont put police or fire stations in harlem and the bronx

its just like the 70s

>>71760751
> too cool to smile

Whoever that bitch is she is way too full of herself

>>71761368
post pics

>>71761469
the last time i did and i didnt get a (you)

should i waste my time again?

>>71761559
ill give you a (You)
hurry up i want to go to bed

>>71761325
The concept of a frog-p*dophile masturbating to tadpole p*rn is pretty humorous.

>>71761700
Grow up.

goodnight cum buddies

>>71761746
Take it easy.

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>>71761763
goodnight sweetie

DEATH TO AMERICA
ALLAHU ACKBAR

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>>71761597

aaaaaaaand cum is dead X-dDD

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suomi

>>71760868
ok

>>71762045
kana da
kana means chicken x-dddd

i invaded someone but hes afk
ill be a good boy and wait for him to come back on

time 4 beddy bye
no time for RNH tonight, I'll be socially interacting with female specimens tomorrow. better get my beauty sleep

>tfw alcohol withdrawal
wew lads i dont even know where i am

>>71762925
stop drinking alcohol

>>71762962
i have i dont have anymore

>>71762962
Do it before you fuck with your circulatory system, liver, and worst of all having to piss out a catheter.

>>71763016
i think it may be too late on the stopping before fuckiing with my circ system

>>71760751
I love the progress you've made with your legs Taytay, sophisticated and elegant as ever

You can now take on those harlots Rihanna, Bebe Rexha, Beyonce and Katy Perry with nothing to worry about

founnd more alcoholl haha

>>71763216
sick

share some with me mate

>>71763264
no its all mine

>>71763272
WTF

>>71763286
youre not even supposed to be in this thread

wtf i hate the nation of leaves now

>>71763324
that will teach you to trust a leaf

D:

>>71763360
leaf'd

I'm uptown, thoroughbred, a Bx nigga, ya heard?

>>71763504
no i haven't heard

>>71763555
cash money cold

Going to do a work. Train's comfy in the morning

>>71764944
Which state

>>71765384
Yo! Ohayo!

>>71765860
hes not a real gook

>>71765934
DAMN it why can't I talk to a REAL JAPANESE

>>71765860
おはよう~

>>71765969
i can pretend to be one if you want
oooo gaijin kun
mapplelu surupu suki desuka????????????????????????????????????????????????

*unzips cum*
--------------¡
--------------~~~~~~

>>71765384
NJ

>>71766260
at least it's not connecticut

>>71766110
Rude. Save that shit for /mammi/, Pajeet.

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>was gonna hit overtime today
>5 hours time and a half out of my 8 hour shift
>manager calls
>owner said no overtime in our dept to cut labor costs
>only working 3 hours now

well at least i have extra time off

cheap bastard

>>71760751
imagine how hotter she would be if she was black

I have spent the last 20 years pretending to be autistic. It's time to stop

guys i have some really helpful advice

if you want to buy a egg mcmuffin or something at mcdonalds for like 20 cents cheaper than regular price, what you do is you buy the sandwich without the egg, then order the egg a la carte, and then put the egg on the sandwich

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hmmmmmmmm

>>71768392
wow this really teaches how to make games

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really makes you think...

>>71763138
Quality post

Wew /cum/ was really ded last night eh?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUST FUCKING ROFL LMFAO...HAHAHA WHAT A STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

>B-BUH THEY ARE JUSSS PAWNS!!!!
>I AM LE SUPERIOR ENLIGHTENED BEING!!111

How fucking autistic can you GET? Why the FUCK are you trying to act "proud" over the fact that you know about "central banks"? Red Pill: NO NORMAL FUCKING PERSON EVEN KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS. LMFAO.

You want to know what being redpilled ACTUALLY means? Realizing that all this "muh politics" bullshit is fucking MEANINGLESS.

Here's a REAL redpill: while you spend your youth reading books about "stoicism" and "politics", studying hard at college and gymcelling, convincing yourself you're becoming a "real man" (FUCKING LMAO) CHAD IS LITERALLY BANGING YOUR ONEITIS.

All your "striving for excellence" and "becoming strong" won't do shit
against Alpha Tyrone's 9 inch wrists, 25 inch skull and genetically gifted hand speed + horizontal punching power.

Chad's life is INFINITELY more valuable than yours. Did YOUR COCK get that treatment DAILY during your KEY DEVELOPMENT YEARS from a peaking, prime-ass, smooth teen-aura glowing skin, luscious lips, full-of-life, cute-ass-sexy-ass-big-titted-yet-firm GODDESS?

IM ASKING YOU FUCKING INCEL: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED 2 OR MORE 7+/10 JBS AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE SEXY AND WANTED TO QUOTE UNQUOTE EXPERIMENT WITH THEIR SEX LIFE? DID YOU TURN THEM ON SO MUCH THAT THEY WENT BI-CURIOUS ONLY TO PLEASE YOU AS PLEASING YOU GAVE THEM A NATURAL HIGH?

Well that's funny. You are ALREADY dead.

>>71767132
*consoles you*

>>71769132
As a Radical Stoic none of this makes any difference to me.

>>71769210
cuck

>>71769233

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>The live-action version of Beauty and the Beast is already on course to be the most thoroughly modern film of its kind, with star Emma Watson discussing how she made the role of Belle more feminist.

>The team have now revealed one character, LeFou, will experience Disney’s first ever “gay moment” on screen, as he struggles with his feelings for ultra-macho leading man Gaston.

>In an interview with Attitude magazine, director Bill Condon said: “LeFou is somebody who on one day wants to be Gaston and on another day wants to kiss Gaston.

>“He’s confused about what he wants. It’s somebody who’s just realizing that he has these feelings.

>“And Josh [Gad, who plays LeFou] makes something really subtle and delicious out of it.

>Matt Cain, editor-in-chief of Attitude magazine, said: “It may have been a long time coming but this is a watershed moment for Disney.

>“By representing same-sex attraction in this short but explicitly gay scene, the studio is sending out a message that this is normal and natural - and this is a message that will be heard in every country of the world, even countries where it's still socially unacceptable or even illegal to be gay.

fucking disney gaying shit up

>>71769342
Funny enough is that the only reason Emma Watson is famous is due to people objectifying her
Without her looks she's just another mediocre actress

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>>71768392
>tfw "White Cis Gender Able Bodied Man" is such a long string of buzzwords that they forgot to add "Straight"

Ok buds, gonna go study for my test in 2hrs

how do i pack a lip with red man fine cut? i swallowed a whole bunch before

>>71769450
good luck
take break every 20 mins for 10 mins or so

>>71769374
This, if some muzzie threw acid on her face the whole world would forget about her

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Ideal female form

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>>71769750
Why does it have to be a muslim??

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

t. Ameriboo.

C-c-can I immigrate, I'm not a real leaf I swear!

>>71769759
>no ass
>3tall5me
>no penis

>>71769803
Sure, but you'll have to be the woman in our gay marriage.

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>>71769342
gay is not normal or natural

it is a defect

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>buying canned tea

>>71769782
They're known for throwing acid at whores

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>>71769342
>be emma watson
>give up playing in la la land to play in a remake
>replacement wins an oscar
>nobody cares about your feminist ideologies
>only lover is sam hyde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsIz-aG076g

>>71770094
>being jealous you can't fuck Sam

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>>71770185
Ummm...sweetie...Charls is the man for me. :)

>>71760751
Why is he allowing her put her shoes on his lap :(
Disgusting desu.

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>Total sleep quota across species correlates positively with metabolic rate but negatively with longevity and brain size

>tfw too intelligent to sleep

>>71770760
>REMS is also associated with cyclic penile erection that may persist into
waking.

>tfw to smart to get boners

tfw have to force myself to go out now

>its a wedgebot
embarassing

>>71770958
You watch Battle Bots?

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wtf is he right?

>>71770984
yes im rewatching it right now

>>71770987
No. Canada deserves to be part of America so the Canadians can join us in the firebombing of everything south of the Rio Grande.

>>71770987
wow rude

>>71771037
Arby'nin Beyliği

>>71771008
Didn't they reboot it? Also, I meant to say "watching" not "watch."

>>71771128
yeah they have 2 seasons that are new

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/our girl/

i dont know where i am
hmmm

>>71771374
You're in Turkey

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>>71769834
There is literally nothing wrong with tall girls

When will manlets learn?

I need a tall girl with a straight shota fetish

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>>71769342

>>71771518
we learned that the only way to save our kids is to date tall women who are more concerned about their height than we are

>>71771753
>grandfather as 6'0
>grandmother was a womanlet
>father is 5'6
>I'm 5'11.5
Feels good desu

> 5'3
had enough desu lads

>>71771847
Are you Asian?

>one thread has been up since 8am GMT

howling

/cum/ is an absolute weenie general

>>71771790
how tall is your mom

>grandpa is 6'0"
>grandma is 5'2"
>mom is 5'0"
>dad is 5'7"

>>71771861
Everyone's asleep, at work, or in class. We're not all NEETs like /brit/
>>71771868
Don't know for sure but she's 5'3 at most.

>>71763504
uptown=/=the bronx

uptown is harlem

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>>71771847
that sucks bro

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>>71761953
>He didn't get a >(You) from the American

>>71771902
lad, we clear multiple threads in the middle of the night, i'm shitposting at work right now

step ya game up playa

>>71769882
defect THIS
*holds your hand*

>>71771974
dude go away

>>71771179
She's /notmygirl/

>>71772000
no

nice trips btw

>>71771974
Fuck off dude

>>71772006
Pleb

>>71771847
My 29 year old 5'4 friend recently got his first gf

hang in there bro, or move to latin america

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>>71772017
Explain this webm

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>>71771179
back off whiteboi

>>71772006
This. She sucks quite literally.

>>71772125
pretty sure this is just standard northern culture

>>71772126
Do you just have a folder of celebrities posing for photos with black people?

>>71772126
you just know

>>71772158
no just that image

>>71772111
>first gf at 29
I thought it was over after 23 desu

How is this thread still alive?

>>71772125
banter with the lads, also >>71772150

>>71772044
no

nice dubs btw

b b c

>>71772177
he wasnt a KHV

>>71772192
Thanks, are you a celt swarthy brit?

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>>71772137
Sucks coffee, yes

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>>71772235
yes

i'm a pure blooded welshman

>>71772228
Normie

I got a small willy

>>71772279
Ok you really need to post your penis right now

For research of course

>>71772319
Wanna dock?

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Country taytay or pop taytay?

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I like both for different reasons

Friendly reminder that Taylor Swift has never even seen a penis and is a pure maiden.

>>71772351
I'm circumsized

>>71772314
incel

>>71772391
This, all her bfs who have gone public about their relationship say she never puts out

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>>71772433
I'm saving myself for Ms. Swift

>>71772402
t. morrocan

>>71772474
daddy's side only

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Putting off studying guys rofl rofl

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>he didn't lose his virginity when his age ended with "-teen"

friendly reminder that the bronx is the best borough

>>71772539
I'm still twenteen tho

>>71772539
it's funny how all of the pepe states are irrelevant ones

>>71772512
how arab do you look?

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>it's funny how all of the pepe states are irrelevant ones

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>>71772341
sent ;)

pregnant women can be pretty hot

>>71772539
Based Nevada

Wanna impregnate a woman one day, buds

wish traps could get pregnant

>>71772924
Faggot

>>71772791
You might be a cuck

>>71772939
my view of traps is natsoc

>>71772671
Kinda lightskin but daddy got the strongest genetics. I got frizzy hair for example.
Got hazel eyes from mommy's side.

>being the product of racemixing
End yourself desu

>>71773005
im half carribbean black but i lucked out and got caucasian hair and green eyes, and light skin

people think im an arab or something, more than a mulatto

>>71772889
Not gonna happen

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>>71773067
Bet your mother's a coalburner, too

>being black
lol i'd kill myself

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>>71773102
I could do it pretty soon if I just poked a hole in my condoms

>being murican
phew dodged a bullet there

>being a mudblood
>having a race traitor mother

>>71773170
that's what happens when white bois can't pleasure women

>>71773104
dads a blue eye british man. and my mom is a beautiful black woman.
>>71773123
>being an autisitic permavirgin
lol i'd kill myself

i have enraged the mulatto

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>>71773214
Well at least the white person won't have their head caved in when the negro gets angry

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>>71773247
Rate

>>71773286
rated

>>71773254
uhh... yeah

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>>71773313
Please don't use Ylilauta memes
It makes me miss the golden age of Ylilauta

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God tier pizza coming through

>>71773453
American pizza is a joke

>>71773531

t. small foamy beer boy

Sometimes I like to smell my clothes

anybody willing to buy me a MAGA hat and send it over here? will pay ofc ;)

>>71773531
ashamed to say it but pineapple on pizza is a canadian thing

slow speed car chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDPqNey4zqQ

>>71773615
>created by a Canadian Greek
>called "Hawaiian"
Hawaiians put Spam on their pizza, though

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>>71773531
>>71773545

>>71773595
Just buy a china knockoff from ebay for $10

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>>71773584
Iktf, sometimes I can smell my feet after not showering for a few days. It's pungent but not unpleasant.

>>71773595
>go to trumpo tower
>buy hat from shop
>look at the hat in hotel
>made in china
>sell it to a friend for the price
RUBS

>>71773681
thats fucking nasty, what savages

im happy with my preference for cheese, the slices are cheaper

>>71773798
Nigga you gross

who is the queen of /cum/?

>>71773679
so boring but I can't stop watching
10 mph high speed

I find my mother impossible to talk to

Not feeling perpetually tired anymore after taking a multivitamin, fish oil and a protein shake every morning

>>71774141
Anzu

>>71774211
fuck off

>>71774360
Potato

>>71773790
it's not the same

>>71773825
they are made in California?

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*Static* Wax 'em boys! *Static*

>>71774544
atleast the one i bought was made in china
quite shameful, really

>>71768553
>trannies think misogynist aren't attracted to trannies
lmao

>tfw unironic 20yo khv
I've given up on getting a gf or getting laid. It's just the stigma and shame I'm afraid of.

hmm considering having a seizure and peeing my pants

>>71769342
>most thoroughly modern film of its kind
what is modern about it though, it's an old folk tale that they just stapled a character to. It would be """"modern"""" if they had a completely new IP, but still homosexual characters aren't modern, the count of monte cristo had a lesbian couple from an aristocratic family who eloped for instance.

It's not art cause there's no creativity, they are unable to actually create their own story that they can write around a homosexual character, rather they just throw in some no-name character that is inconsequential to the story and just say "look we're modern we have a homosexual".

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Legalize all drugs

>>71774701
20
You are like a little baby
Not even close to being a wizard

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Anyone want to rub dicks and stuff?
No homo

>>71774990
When did he say this? He was a Democrat for decades, he might still believe it but he wouldn't do anything because of his Republican base.

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>>71775043

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Hey folks, Matt Easton here, scholagladiatoria

*vomits all over your food*
oops, sorry anon

Billy Mays here

*massages your colon, hand slips and massages your stomach*

oops, sorry anon

>>71775178
*eats it anyway*

*pours hot coffee on your crotch*
oops, sorry anon

*devours canada's feces*
oops, sorry anon

deconstructionists belong on a cross 2bh

>>71775198
You dead

>>71775499
ooOOOoooooOOOOooo

OwO

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>>71775303

*shows breasts*
oops, sorry anon

*kicks you in the balls*
oops, sorry anon

*action posts*
oops,sorry anon

*screams at you and scares you*
oops,sorry anon

*sucks you off on the highway*

oops, sorry officer ;-)

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Lads in my classroom playing FIFA11

They made a little tournament

Could anyone spare me a (you)

*oops, sorry anon*

doesnt do it good

Hayaiii

*fucks you until you cum*
oops, sorry anon

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>>71775890
A (You) and this qt

>>71775890
here you go lad

>>71775890
No sorry im all out.

>>71775051
https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1755&dat=19900414&id=eUoeAAAAIBAJ&sjid=EHoEAAAAIBAJ&pg=4675,4533445&hl=en

did i just created a meme? :D
oops, sorry anon

might make cummies

GIVE ME A MOTHERFUCKING (You) OR I'LL FUCKING JUMP OFF A BRIDGE

>>71775941
That is a man. It was confirmed in the other thread.

>>71775890
rarer you
for you

What kind of person participates in console war threads? I just don't get it.
/v/ can't possibly be filled with marketing teams, can it?

>>71776005
Lol no

>>71775999
>999
Kek wills it. Thou must jump.

@71775999
*doesn't give a you*
oops, sorry anon

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>>71775999
Thinken of good ol' trips

>>71776016
>>71776032
Yes.

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lol all i do is party XD

>>71776084
Kill yourself degenerate

>that time of day
>canadaposting
Omg just fuck off. Every c*nadian should just leave. There is literally no reason for you to be here.

just read about the North Hollywood shootout. The robbers got fucked over at every turn. would make a great vidya

>>71776142
Im just telling you that the age you posted is a man in drag. It was confirmed in the other thread.

>>71776158
Post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEt7-sjUJNc
why does everything go worse day by day
tfw not fishing for plastic magnet fishes outside on a summer day

>>71776137
with dicks?

>>71776203
No, she isn't, scumbag.

>>71776158
There's a lot of footage on youtube. You can also see the part where the one guy shoots himself through the top of his head it's not censored.

Pretty important in recent American history actually, it's what started the militarization of the Police.

>>71776247
i ride the dick
i suck the dick
i fuck the dick
i put the dick in my ass

>>71774701
Don't got anything more important to work for than putting your dick in someone?

>>71776211
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout

good stuff starts at 9m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZg4mcYkIwU&feature=youtu.be&

>study police scanners and figure out police response time is ~8 minutes. Police see them just as they enter the bank

>plan to make out with 750k. Bank recently had a collection so they only had 300k and it all got ruined by dye packs anyways


>one guy can't make it in getaway car, gets shot in the hand and kills himself

>other guy gets only 3 blocks in the getaway car before trying to carjack another guy. Carjacks a manual and cant drive

>guys plan to make full body armor. One of them is a bit lazy and doesn't cover his legs. Ends up dying because he got shot in the legs

>Guy that got shot in legs surrenders, police let him bleed out

How do I approach a tumblr girl in my class
Not normally my type but she's really qt
Mexican girl with short hair. No nose ring thank g-d. She does have problem glasses though and hates Trump

>>71776330
What? Sure, I'm learning a trade right now. Doesn't mean I don't worry or think about this shit.

>>71776254
Yeah man. It was in the thread, how is this the first time you are hearing about this?

>>71776158
they fucked themselves over by not running and instead trying to shoot it out

>>71776420
They fucked themselves over by robbing a bank.

>>71776405
The guy that shot himself might have done it by accident it's not clear. He may have been trying to cock his gun with his mouth after his hand got shot.

>>71776469
yes mr shekelburg robbing banks is wrong

brainless sissy retards

>>71776521
this

>>71776509
How do you know my name?!?!?!

*whips out phone* "shut it down"

>>71776521
Why are you talking to yourself?

>>71776509
They get reimbursed so they don't really give a shit anyways.

Actually as long as you only take small amounts like $2000 you'll probably get away with it because the bank would rather not report it because of the bad publicity.

>>71776280
>taking jobs away from hard working americans
Sad!

>>71776405
Yup, it'd make a good movie

>>71775941
Why is this trap still being posted?

>robbing banks
>not cash trucks
hmmm

>>71776807
SSSSSSTOOOOOOOP

>>71776712
t. Expert bank robber

>>71776848
You seem upset. May I recommend not posting traps in /cum/

>>71776940
>>71776940
>>71776940
NEW
>>71776940
>>71776940
>>71776940

New bread
>>71776932

>>71776954
Mine is better