/brit/

usa

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/balt/

bit early

So, lads?

>>71756156
>>71756156

>>71756217
ooh you're hard

too early cunt.

janny won't be pleased with this

@71756224
Yeah nah it ain't cunt

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>>71756217
>he plays games with whores on his smartphone

you played yourself trying to shag roasties

didn't have any tanfastics, had to settle for sour cherries, but miffed 2bqh

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>>71756255
Then present me some passable trap material (no homo)

>>71756247
>it ain't me starts playing

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>71756217
if you want a legit answer with proper analysis from a game expert

https://therationalmale.com/2017/02/19/of-ego-and-choice/

>>71756270
nah you need to meet nice girls irl and court them properly, and make sure you're the only guy on their plate

anything else is for cucks desu

places to look:
the park
the library
cafe

if youre alpha like you say then you should be able to approach girls irl

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>yank hours
When will the lads be up, lads?

>>71756228
ah yes... hungary or bulgaria or whatever it is
surely have a better quality of life than germany

is there an ideology thats like incel but without the depressingness and mgtow without the woman hate?

need a gf to give oral to

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>>71756201
>>71756184
VERY early.
give it the ol' herbal treatment.

>>71756296
phwoar

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>>71756324
MGTOW is not the same thing as incel

I'm a KHV incel, just accept your fate lad

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>>71756324
Buddhism

>>71756286
I will read this now lad, do you read anything from ROK, they've touched on the topic before

>>71756293
I approach girls on the regular irl lad, mostly at uni or at the gym, rooted a few girls at the gym, selective with the girls i approach at uni because they're all flamboyant sluts which is a big turn off for me anyway, at least girls i pick up at the gym i don't know anything about them other than they work out where i work out (entertaining my own delusion lel)

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>>71756298
>our early 21st century quality of life will surely remain the same for the rest of history and never go down

>i cannot foresee the possibility of our shrinking continent to lose it's quality of life

>nope, no sire

cucks going their own way

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Got invited to a foursome after d&d which I've never even played lmoa

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Janny, get to work.

>>71756324
Just get laid nerd god damn

>>71756359
girls play d&d?

>>71756332
you think that's the hard part
try finally getting the gf and not being good at oral
>>71756324
hire a hooker and dont associate yourself with any of those people

>>71756324
>>71756344
I watch/listen to what MGTOW has to say, they make some decent points, marriage is a bit of a sham, but i wouldn't identify myself with MGTOW, seems a bit too extreme, met one guy who was a self professed MGTOW irl and he was a sperg lord with women

>>71756380
Oh fuck off thailad, not now

>>71756355
what are you trying to imply?

>>71756385
Now is the time, the time for thailad

>>71756384
even if I could get married I wouldn't

never seen the appeal

doesn't matter though, i'll die a virgin anyway

>>71756380
Yeah 3 of em, cute cosplay anzu tier types, gonna fug all 3 at the SAME TIME

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>>71756359
>going to a foursome with a bunch of hambeasts
Dodged a bullet there lad (unless you yourself are a hambeast)

>>71756351
ROK is decent, I was there for the launch and used to be a big fan of Roosh until his "neomasculity" split and attack on the Red Pill subreddit

In my humble opinion the top manosphere bloggers in order would be: Rollo (Rational Male), Roissy (Chateau Heartiste) and then probably Illimitable Man (Illimitable Men) or Private Man.

Roosh is still good but he's a bit rough around the edges these days after he stopped nightgaming.

Dalrock is great if you're a Christian and want a religion angle.

Just my two cents though man.

my opinion on women and shit is

>women are not evil
>they don't want to sleep with me because im pretty beta
>maybe in a communistic society my chances would be a bit better
>i am not going to manipulate people to further my own desires because thats morally wrong
>i am not going to change myself just to get a gf

>>71756351
>dont want to fuck girls at uni because theyre sluts
>wants to fuck girls off tinder that dont even know you and want to fuck based on 30 min conversations and several photos

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>>71756405
nah I ain't fat and neither are they

it's me again

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>>71756417
>i am not going to manipulate people to further my own desires because thats morally wrong
>i am not going to change myself just to get a gf

fuck lad, are you me?

>>71756404
sounds exhausting but good luck m8.

PUAs are broken, trash men that only have sex with equally broken women

They're sociopaths and incapable of sincere, meaningful relationships

t. knows too many "players"

>>71756417
What if I told you that being beta is something you were taught, and being alpha is not only attainable for you and a natural state for men 50 years ago, but that woman want and crave men like that in their lives? Also, how is improving yourself "manipulating other people"? Simply appearing attractive to the opposite sex is basic self-fufillment. Sex and intimacy are things you need, learn to be alpha, get what you want, and be adored by the women in your life for doing it.

>>71756401
It would take a lot of convincing for me to get married, its a raw deal, it truly is. Even if you lay down your own terms, it doesn't mean shit, at the end of the day you'll get fucked by the Family courts even with a pre-nup

i.e Former Olympic swimmer Grant Hackett (he got fucked big time with his pre-nup)

Problem with Australia, is you don't even have to get married, if you live with a partner for +2 years you're considered in a Civil Partnership which means you basically have the same rights as a marriage, but you don't willingly enter into this contract, its forced.

tl;dr double-edged sword, you get fucked in the end

>>71756437
bro imagine you're just chilling there with 3 girls succin on you

I've literally been scouted for fashion modelling thrice and girls've still not been interested in me at all because I'm aspergers. Fair enough, "don't bother"'s probably the best advice if you're an autist. If you were a girl would you want an autist bf?

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>be a moon bear in Thailand
>wander into a Thai village
>get tranquilised then dropped from a helicopter
Moon bears BTFO

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Loving all these (You)'s lads, keep em' coming

>>71756464
>Problem with Australia, is you don't even have to get married, if you live with a partner for +2 years you're considered in a Civil Partnership which means you basically have the same rights as a marriage, but you don't willingly enter into this contract, its forced.

>tfw common law marriages are not recognised in Quebec

god bless napoleon

might do a play of the ol cuckio '64

gonna do an ol' 'cide lads

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>>71756478
poor bear

>>71756469
that'd be good, but fucking each of the three to their satisfaction would be knackering.

>>71756487
How does Common Law work in Quebec, is it based on the English or French model of Common Law?

>>71756472
are you obtuse, awkward or both?

>>71756502
haha as if I'd ever do that

>>71756508
civil code is continental, criminal code is common law

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why don't we nuke Jellystone?

IZ WE NOT THE SÜPERMEN?

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>>71756394
I'm left in a state of bafflement as to who posted from Kampuchea since thou denied being that guy at Angkor Wat.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>71756531
ah yes, cheers for this la

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>>71756464

>Problem with Australia, is you don't even have to get married, if you live with a partner for +2 years you're considered in a Civil Partnership which means you basically have the same rights as a marriage, but you don't willingly enter into this contract, its forced.

>mfw I would have been married if I was an aussie

Holy shit

weird marks have appeared on my tooth

not happy

>>71756463
>being beta is something you were taught, and being alpha is not only attainable for you and a natural state for men 50 years ago
such utter bullshit

>>71756510
mostly just abnormally nervous and awkward, but I'm also not very fun or funny

>>71756498
yes I definitely shan't NOT play either cuckio '64 or galaxy I reckon since I'm awake

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>>71756472
haha same except i'm not an aspie and i have had sex

>>71756538
ok then

>>71756472

Post pics

>>71756558
check your state laws you may well be living under something very similar

>>71756558
I'm pretty sure America has similar laws with common law
Canada does.
>tfw break up with gf of 1 year
>she takes half of your stuff and kicks you out of your apartment.

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Wir sind die ÜberHansen.

>>71756464
yeah it's just scary

i think it's safer for me to be a virgin for the rest of my life. I find women terrifying. I could easily be accused of some dark shit

>>71756598
post your face

>>71756569
at least, im not an autist when i get comfortable with people

>>71756589
wrong. a gf doesn't mean anything here. marriage is another story

>>71756607
I'm not that ugly. It's a question of mentality/personality for me. But I've no interest in changing.

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>handsome but autistic
>smart but lazy

hrmmmmm....

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morning lads

>>71756572
hahaha! Although... maybe our situations aren't actually that similar after all? x

>>71756578
'no'
I just look like a generic skinny male fashion model bitchboi, which some people are meant to like - not a cool underwear model. such a job is almost on the same level as rentboy imo

watching lingerie reviews lads

>>71756642
literally all that requires is a good jawline and to be dangerously underweight

like an slp model

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>>71756628
me
also me
;)

women are so silly, why do they think they deserve my respect when their deepest fantasy is to get throttled by chad while he fucks her raw... that is the fantasy of slave

>>71756463
>What if I told you that being beta is something you were taught
id say "no its the result of rejection and bullying at an early stage in my life"

>and being alpha is not only attainable for you and a natural state for men 50 years ago, but that woman want and crave men like that in their lives?
yes i am aware of this

>Also, how is improving yourself "manipulating other people"?
i didn't say it was

sure i could improve myself generally(eat better, do more exercise, read more etc.) and im always trying to do that. But im not going to do things i don't want to do(spend my money on expensive clothes, consume normie drone media etc.)

>Simply appearing attractive to the opposite sex is basic self-fufillment.
on a fundamental level i'd agree. but i think what makes men attractive to women in our society is governed, at least in part, by money rather than what women actually want

>Sex and intimacy are things you need, learn to be alpha, get what you want, and be adored by the women in your life for doing it.
:3

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>>71756635

Am going to end up a dad as this stupid girl that I fucked once out of desperation says shes pregnant from me. The condom broke

Why shouldn't I kill my self if so? I'm shaking every day in anxiety

>>71756635
wagefriend?

>>71756668
pretty much. my bmi is about 18.4, which is just underweight, and I'm a cheekbones wanker rather more than a jawline div but yeah if you reckon you could do it and don't mind being scum then go for it

>>71756715
is she hot?

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>>71756728
yes

>>71756715
get a paternal test

might transfer to /china/ for an exorbitant fee

>>71756734
awww, sorry! have fun supporting our country's economy so I can continue my absurdly cushy existence as a student doing a meme degree at a mickey-mouse university all while calling you an evil racist taxpayer

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>>71756538
Hey my bait post is in there.

>>71756776
>>71756730
shes ok. i bet its mine

She's freaking out too. Talked about it and she said she just couldn't kill it and that she may even kill herself.

I'm hoping it's just a shock phase and that she'll stabilize.

She's feeling a bunch of symptoms after 2 weeks, and that was the last act we did. Is it bad to say I hope it was someone else?

Business idea: sound webms on /int/ (unless they work and I've been living under a rock)

>>71756668
edit: just googled slp models. wtf I'm better looking than that, how the fuck are these guys models?

>>71756839
high end fashion modeling isn't about being good looking, that's GQ tier shit, it's about looking unique

hedi literally scours the streets of berlin for these kids

>>71756822
you better hope she kills herself

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Lads, need a (You)

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>>71756635
Дoбpoє coцiaлиcтичнoє yтpo тeбe.

>>71756839
>Business idea: sound webms on /int/
AWFUL idea
we don't need video spam and screamers this isn't youtube
if you want to post a sound webm, post it on /wsg/ and link it here.

just got called an evil racist taxpayer

>>71756822
rooting for you buddy. hope she kills herself

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To the god-like Individual of our times;
the Man against Time;
the greatest European of all times;
both Sun and Lightning:

ADOLF HITLER,

as a tribute of unfailing love and loyalty, for ever and ever.

>>71756881
what's stopping me from linking video spam and screamers from /gif/ and /wsg/ right now?

>>71756896
why'd you get called that?

>>71756940
for having a job haha

hmm

>>71756855
sheeit, i researched fashion modelling a bit obviously, but these are just anorexic goyim sucking their cheeks harder than their own knobs. Most of them look the same as well. idgi tbqhwy

>>71756881
hmmm... point considered. I still think they'd be suited to less populated boards, and might be a laff here too

pinch punch first of the month no returns

>>71756968
*catches your fist*
*bends your arm back on itself*
*kicks you down the stairs*

going to get my bennies tomorrow lads

>>71756980
*runs back up the stairs*
slap kick for being a dick
*slaps and kicks you*

>>71756822
you need to marry her now

Might finally do that essay. Then again it's only -5% each day and I feel like I ought to give the other lads a fighting chance
*sips Irn Bru*

>>71757070
i will do your essay for some irn bru

cucking a mate

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"Thats fucking it! I gave you lads a chance, enticed you with qt13.4 slags kindly requesting for a (You). Shit just got real, hand over the fucking (You) or i'll blow your fucking brains out all over /brit/"

ite just write some shit about the socratic paradox it isn't a hard topic
*gives Irn Bru*
*retrieves a KA Bru from the fridge*

settle down Australia, have a bevvie

@71757121

a sip from the tip?

>>71756904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s_K3-FEwQA

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Enjoy your vindaloo, Nigel. Prepared special, with racoon dicks and weasel knees.

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IM NOT FUCKING MESSING AROUND ANYMORE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

HAND OVER THE MOTHERFUCKING (You) CUNT!!!!!

>>71757165
fake news. tv did not exist back then

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>77
checkd
t. >>71757215

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if science disproved most what philosophy had to say about observable, testable matters, how can anyone trust what philosophy has to say about abstract, untestable ideas?

Is the inbetweeners as funny as i remembered it as a school lad or is it trashy shite?
getting real sick of these captchas

>science disproved most what philosophy had to say about observable, testable matters
proofs?
also what did philosophy say? There's more than one opinion on this

>>71757135
cheers senpai

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What is she thinking, /brit/?

dont understand this new yellowstone gimmick

also just wana say I really frickin hella hate reddit culture honestly

might shoot hot cum in a bit

>>71757228
>>71757228
philosphy is just bollocks for pseudo-intellectual spastics on emotional overdrive

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nothing beats a good tomato soup and grilled cheese

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Shan't be giving any convicts a (You)

welp

haven't heard anything back from the grad apps yet but on gradcafe other people have gotten acceptances

sigh...

>>71757338
bizzaro fedora

fuck off leaf anime nonce

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>>71757165
man Leni Riefenstahl was such an excellent filmmaker
incredibly ahead of her time

>>71757340
never been a fan of soup

i would kill 500 niggers and i would kill 500 more

>>71757297
didnt aristotle think your snot was brain matter? thales thought everything was made of water too

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anime

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>Praise Kek! Meme magic is real!

>>71757349
i've met so many philosophy students/grads and theyre all fucking mongoloids

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Does anyone else like Manchester (Band)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oodJJTvcwkM

>>71757340
> tomato soup and grilled cheese
You mean a deconstructed cheese pizza, right?

>>71757380
have you actually read any philosophy?

you are now remembering that scene in ANTZ where the decapitated head is asking where his body and limbs have gone to the protagonist before he expires

>>71757326
>also just wana say I really frickin hella hate reddit culture honestly

same desu

use imgur sometimes and everything there on the homepage is so fucking cringe you can tell it's all made solely to get people to like it

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> the government is putting racoon dicks and weasel knees in the water supply
1976 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!

>>71757319
you ARE gonna write it, aren't you?

>>71757334
THAT'S a good idea, I'll have a go too. Don't miss me too much lads i might be back later x

>>71757338
damn... never thought of it like that before, you've opened my eyes

>>71757365
I'd call these philosophers rather than philosophy but yeah that's some daft stuff. Lot of philosophers would argue that science still hasn't 'disproved' some shit though

>>71757380
well obviously but that doesn't make philosophy itself irrelevant. All the most base mongs I've known have been medics but that's obviously still a proper and helpful subject

that first ryvita of the day

>>71757424
ummmmmmmmm

let me think

hmmmmmmmmm

uhhhhhhhhhhh

nah

*throws empty can at your head*

>>71757371
hello redddit

want to cuddle a cute woman

>>71757371
it unironically is

we got trump elected using meme magic

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> diet consists mostly of racoon dicks and weasel knees

>>71757459
>we
foy

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>use imgur sometimes and everything there on the homepage is so fucking cringe you can tell it's all made solely to get people to like it
Reddit is bad but sometimes entertaining. The imgur frontpage is just the worst of reddit in one place

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>>71757175
Yes! Just what I needed; an ABSOLUTELY HALAL image of Hassan Nasrallah.
>My gift to thee in return for it

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> mom made racoon dicks and weasel knees, extra crispy, for my 21st

the theories behind chaos magic are interesting from the anthropological point of view but literally every practitioner is a spastic.

>>71757424
already miss you x

>>71757440
allow your life

>>71757488
decent insight

why does this dumb leaf keep posting his stupid unfunny racoon dicks and weasel knees gimmick?

>>71757477
no idea why I included that picture haha

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> tfw on a date
> and she would much rather me munching on racoon dicks and weasel knees

fuck off reddit spic

>>71757485
upvoted xD

listening to the new shackleton album lads

its a big(large) one

fuck off reddit pig

morning runts

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> today we'll be reviewing this subway chicken sandwich
> well, let's take a look at the DNA
> already off to a good start, racoon dicks, weasel knees
> It's all there
> now for a bite
> *takes a tiny bite*
> one more
> *takes another tiny bite*
> one more
> *takes one more tiny bite*
> *drinks redbull from a crystal glass*
> well folks *wipes napkin on hands and mouth*
> It's all there
> racoon dicks and weasel knees

is 4chan web 1.0 or 2.0

hmmm ok now i am interested in the racoon dicks and weasel knees gimmick

trying to get the motivation to kill myself.

>>71757623
Since it's user-generated, it's solidly 2.0.

That isn't even a hard question.

Web 2.0 is all about user-generated content, and 4chan is user-generated. You mong.

>look up this racoon shit
>its from john oliver's show
disregarded

>>71757644
ummmm why would you do that

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you have lived long enough to see reddit produce better memes than this place

@71757578

there babe

>>71757641
it's from a reddit frontpage post
kinda sad to take gimmicks from reddit. Aren't we supposed to be the ones who get our memes stolen?

Sarah Wayne Callies has the ideal body type

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A (You), per chance?

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President Bungus Humungus has done it again. *applauds sarcastically*. #NOTmyPOTUS

didn't ask for your reply leaf

The so-called Islamic State

>>71757615
RUNNING ON EMPTY

Having a wank as we speak, but just had a business idea: latest imageboard post automatically updated to your public and state-enforced facebook account

>>71757644
wouldn't bother

>>71757510
Lol! Not to worry - I'm anonymous!
t. maybe imposter

not a fan of Puerto Rico tbqh

why hasn't America made it white?

horning cunts

>>71757739
everyone in puerto rico could die tomorrow and literally nothing would happen

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here's a >>71757710 from the man you despise

Lads?

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We are all made of racoon dicks and weasel knees.

>>71757739
we're already statistically whiter than America

>>71757791
>counting hispanics as white
screaming. how did this come to be that arabs and hispanics are white here

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Ayh laddie, where be de racoon dicks n' tem weasel knees oi ye feckn shite or I'll glass ye with me rifle I got?

wank

>>71757706
i expect nothing less from a leaf

>>71757807
you know the US counts white skinned Hispanics as white right? if they didn't do that you'd already be considered a minority lmao

>>71757791
post a picture of a large group of white puerto ricans

@Canada, go away you silly runt

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I HEARD THERE WERE RACOON DICKS AND WEASEL KNEES
THAT DAVID PLAYED AND IT PLEASED THE LORD

>how did this come to be that arabs and hispanics are white here
>UHHHHH U KNOW THEY COUNT HISPANICS AZ WHITE RIGHT???? XDDD

I think he genuinely might be retarded

>>71757855
(((Leonard Cohen)))

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>whiteness is of greatest importance to me
rorketard

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Nyet! Do not poison your mind with the indemnity of racoon dicks and weasel knees!

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>>71757892
> Cohen

A certain folk of eastern mediterranean provenance mayhaps?

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>>71757895
>mfw somebody uses the word 'rorke'
>mfw the right will surpass the left and the left can do NOTHING to stop it

>>71757930
matisyahu is a jew?

always just thought he was a hipster

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"Chow Mein" is actually Chinese for racoon dicks and weasel knees.

Just saw some nip/korean guy + gf being taken away by the police.

:/

>>71757930
they're Khazars from the Caucasus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khazar_hypothesis_of_Ashkenazi_ancestry

>>71757969
I thought he was Jamaican, just one of the really pale ones.

>>71757845
>pictures say more than the records from the CIA Factbook
look up benicio del toro or something

>>71757874
>implying I bothered to read your full reply

Swooce ye fucking junkie bastard ya get the fuck back to Lithuania

Cunt

>>71757986
hot

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>>71757767
Thank you, Cost Rica

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Lads, is it me or is getting a (You) pure bliss?


Aaaaahhhh yes, thinking of (You) lads

>>71757989
>hypothesis

rewatching fargo season 1 after seeing season 2

theres loads of little easter eggs and interconnected lil tings here and there

feels nice recognising them

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Racoon dicks and weasel knees: Low quality filler for when a company is cheap/lazy and doesn't care about its customers.

>>71757997
show me a large group of white puerto ricans it shouldn't be hard if the island is as white as its claimed to be

fact is you're all shitskins and you know it that's why you won't post a picture

nigger

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railroads and trains or muscle cars? lids.
I'm considering getting a calendar for 2017.
http://www.browntrout.com/railroads-2017-square.html

http://www.browntrout.com/catalog/product/gallery/id/4152/image/23305/

>>71757989
>hypothesis
>has an entire section on its use with antisemitic purposes
>gigantic "Criticism" section
hmm nice fact

I'd wager no ones laughing at this gimmick

fuck off spic

>>71758055
bit racist there fella

Get to know me and I'm a right laugh

>>71758020
shlomo stein
>>71758060
moshe mordecai

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11th Commandment: Thou Shall not Call racoon dicks and weasel knees a "Gimmick"! It is set in stone.

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Lads, would youse cunts finally help us if it happened?

Or would you dog us again, you useless cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpogV2QOD5Y

"oven" chips don't cook well in the oven

>i base my worldview around wikipedia articles

truly pathetic

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Racoon dick burger with a weasel knees aioli.

>>71758122
yeah just wack em in the 'miccy and they'll be right

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>local paki shop closed down forever
>they sold es and cheap cigs
hold me lads ;-;

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>>71758129

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> when the racoon dicks and weasel knees are just right

>>71758084
>clearly says "hypothesis"
>lol see bro its a fact just accept it
back to /pol/ muhamed

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> racoon dicks and weasel knees

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>>71758143

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>>71758186

*buns a zoot*

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> when the waiter says 'We're fresh out sir. The free-range racoon dicks and grass fed weasel knees are off the menu tonight.'

*zoots a bun*

*makes it bun dem*

>>71758055
>fact is you're all shitskins and you know it that's why you won't post a picture
no, fact is what is provided y the CIA factbook, not what comes out of your arse nor cherrypicking pictures. The Americas are all mixed. Fuck off you pathetic cunt, in 30 minutes you'll be all sad posting tfw no gf like the beta faggot you are

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> racoon dicks and weasel knees was 20 years ago

llow man bun in yeah
*buns in anyway*

post a picture of your zoot i want to judge your rolling ability

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FUCKING UP MARKET NORMIES
co op took over the fucking costcutter. no more 30p es, no more 99p rockstar, no more 3 quid baccie. FUCKING YUPPIES GET OUT OF MY SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN!

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> dick of a racoon
> knees of a weasel
> sexdrive of a maniac

>>71758229
>Hispanic or Latino (of any race) 3,547,288
>White alone, Not Hispanic or Latino 24,900
>Total 3.548 million
yeah, nah. fuck off spic

>>71758229
the fact that you can't post a picture of a large group of white puerto ricans means there aren't any

you and your people are shitskin freaks

piece of shit nigger

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> stop having fun

>>71758171
it's a correct hypothesis

why do you think mizrahim and ashkenazim look so different?

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Any hour now

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what if ive already bunned it

>>71758291
english is not her first language

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> racoon dicks and weasel knees are a 'ddit gimmick
>>>>> fol

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I am completely clueless about whither the chinky neighbors went. I thought they were merely on vacation back home for the chinese new year's fest. Mid-term is over and they're still not back.

>>71758300
nice tampon mate

>>71758289
>it's a correct hypothesis
get back to me when you finish your 100 page paper confirming it then

But am I less holy because I choose to bun a zoot, and drink some Glen's with my mandem?

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>>71758300
Want a hit of mine?

>tfw all my 6'2+ mates wear shoes with thick soles like roshes

fuck offfffffffff, wear toms you lanklet pricks

>>71758359
mfw I was the one who told spiderboo to use two papers and just crunch it together in his hand

>>71758281
white latinos are considered white
"white alone" Americans are a minority too
fuck off inbred fatass
>>71758283
>the fact that you can't post a picture of a large group of white puerto ricans means there aren't any
>this is literally the reasoning behind racist yanks
https://pmsol3.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/puertoricanfemale.jpg
https://www.google.com.pr/search?q=white+puerto+ricans&client=firefox-b-ab&biw=1467&bih=699&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi1mrPq0bTSAhXBLSYKHXHtBRcQ_AUIBigB
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Puerto_Ricans

we are latinos.

piece of shit cousin fucker dickwad

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>>71758359
no thanks mate I only use my own strain

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>>71758322
its literally a shit joke from the John Oliver show
fuck off

john oliver is so reddit he makes reddit look not reddit

>>71758398
Looks like a racoon dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me9rv9L79l4 post good tier choons

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>>71758239
See pic

>>71758386
Kek it was 2 King sized papers too

wtfrick is wrong with this canadian spacker

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>white latinos are considered white
this is apparently considered white to the spic

>>71758400
It's funny though.

It just sounds so perfect. I'm surprised it's not already in common use.

"Racoon dick and weasel knees".

It's as terse and sweet as "fairdinkum" and "having a wank".

@Canada, you little neek come collect your wife. never said you could reply to me bumbaclart

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>>71758397
>white latinos are considered white
by other latinos yeah

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>>71758422
>rolling machine

>>71758446
it's a daytime /brit/ meme

>>71758397
i said large group
single outliers are not indicative of the whole

you're a bunch of filthy amerindian shitskins who are handicapped by their race and unable to produce anything of value

shitskin freak kill yourself

business idea: accuse everyone who disagrees with my political ideology of getting pleasure out of watching their spouse have sexual intercourse with other people

>>71758451
you need to sleep better hours.

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> racoon dicks and weasel knees
> a """gimmick"""

>>71758434
its not funny

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> the slippery slope down racoon dick and weasel knees way

>>71758405
I think even reddit finds him annoying at this point
>>71758429
it's the average Puerto Rican female, yes. And yes, that is considered white in the United States too.
>>71758439
and by the CIA Factbook who uses the same system in your country too. By your logic, you
quite possibly a minority, or well below 60%

>>71758460
You need to stfu.

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> it's not funny

>>71758428
he's forcing a "meme" with VERY weak memic potency.
no further details are known.

>71758480
I dislike the pathetic runtking who made that image

>>71758492
*shuts the florescent umbrella*

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Racoon dick and weasel knees Master Race

>>71758488
>By your logic, you quite possibly a minority, or well below 60%
could be
funny coincidence the country is going to shit as more nonwhite immigrants are coming in though aha

>>71758488
No one here would think she's white they would think she's Mexican

Now fuck off little spicboi no one like you

dumb cunt went full retard this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKczW14EO_w

>>71758525
it's a fairly common coincidence that some uneducated racists have thought of more as a correlation

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> you better not
> talk down racoon dicks and weasel knees

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>>71758446
he's posting old images which were posted in /brit/ months before now.
he's cancerous to /brit/.
>>71758460
he has no (real) life.

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>>71758532
somebody add a fucking eyepatch

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people have strayed from the /brit/ commandment

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Racoon Dicks
now with added
Weasel Knees

>>71758549
Thank you Garda Síochána