Sophie edition
/balt/
Are you more a straight pipe...
why did she have to be a normdrone
>>71754205
Or a bent pipe type of guy?
>provincials who think that Londoners get triggered when you point out that their city isn't white
Lmao
All the London bashers on /brit/ are lower class. They think the fact that London has lots of pakis is hilarious because they're only capable of imagining their own situation if they lived in the capital: i.e. in a shit poor area renting a shithole flat on their deano salary. The fact is that huge areas of London are entirely white, you just have to be actually successful and rich to live in them. Elite Londoners don't really care about the racial makeup of our city at large, because most of the brown people are lower class. We don't go into lower class neighbourhoods. More importantly, all lower class and lower middle class people are equally scummy in our eyes and it doesn't matter at all if the scum is white, black, brown, or yellow. I would unironically rather be friends with an Oxford-educated upper middle class darkie than the average scummy white deano that comprises the majority of this country
I'm xenophobic and voted leave by the way, I'm just slightly more snobbish than I am racist
what did he mean by this? >>71754192
shant read a syllable
>black culture is a cancer
ah yes, and british chav lower class culture isnt!
Trump speech going hard lads
babestation
>>71754254
based
>>71754252
>but what about chavs
You can't even make excuses mate
White girls love my big Indian cock. I make 300K a year after taxes. I am also a Protestant. Thank god they colonised India or I would have been left to die in that shithole. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>71754252
>chav
>lower class
no such thing!
>>71754205
>>71754226
My theory is straight pipemen are more sober and assertive, whereas bent pipemen are more jolly and perhaps wise.
>>71754263
kys
bit unsure about the direction they're taking this new Star Trek series.
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Data%20and%20Picard%20POGO.swf
>>71754258
is shit. found a working password to their website after seeing it on here and it was all dumb chavs yelling into the camera while rubbing their roasties. why are brits so shit at making porn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-c_fHNKmBs
71754293
>there were no black thugs cucking him so he didn't like it
typical yank
1
seems like you're projecting a bit there
>>71754281
hrmm oral fixation, very interesting
*jots down some notes*
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RVRCd6J2NA
why aren't black women more into white men?
black men literally just cheat and leave more than anyone else
whats your least favourite death grips song? i would have to say Blackjack
>leftists and globalists are traitors and will rot in the deepest circle of hell
71754337
not at all, it's you americucks that always post that 'blacked' rubbish. everyone knows that
>>71754367
scary monsters and nice sprites for me
>>71754187
fabulous.
>>71754200
it's been a while since I last saw this thread–invader's meme.
[image]
>>71721126
>«Интepнaциoнaл Кoнгpecc Maгoв»
*Интepнaциoнáльный*
apart from using the noun for «international» (as in the «Second International») instead of the adjective, bravo.
also: where is the Wizardly Wand?
>>71754293
giz the login then
>>71754363
Why are Americans so obsessed with black people? Seriously, 90% of the time you see a post or thread moaning about black people in some way it's an American flag
want to put a tranny's tight balls into my mouth and suck on them
>>71754378
what is this image from
>>71754337
this lad >>71754373
meant to give you a (You)
Not sure if he knows how 4chan works
>>71754398
hello nigger
watched bladerunner today lads
quite good
>>71754398
Im watching moonlight. Also you're post is entirely wrong and your just being delusional to try and create some bullshit point
you're the same person spamming this cuckold shit you fucking autist.
seriously neck yourself. waste of space
>>71754293
>why are brits so shit at making porn?
genuinely: fuck OfCom.
British t.v. cannot (by its rules) show fully hardcore pornography.
they ban'd Press TV from broadcasting on Sky.
doing a sad
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Married%20Life.swf
@71754412, only dunces use the double chevrons in this day and age
got called a douche at the mall
got called a mongoloid at covent garden's moomin shop
>>71754433
stop linking viruses
>>71754378
>tfw remembered
That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it.
>>71754461
oh fuck i clicked it
what is going to happen to my computer
>.swf
shannot in a million year's time be navigating my browser to that url
>>71754187
Anyone here at Uni of Notts? What's it like?
Touching my willy lads
>>71754461
>not using /f/
its 4chan approved viruses
>>71754493
try aiming up
big in ausland i hear
>when I give a yank a (You)
alright lads please how do i figure out the reaction force at A
i can get the rest once i have that
>>71754474
time to whip out the ol 'gnets and bath of 'cid
>>71754493
me too thanks
>>71754474
Destroy your computer ASAP
>>71754340
>>71754281
samefag
>“double chevrons”
they are the intellectual man's form of quotation.
I didn't see them anywhere in the post he quoted >>71754412
>>71754402
I've no idea, I just saw it posted as a response to “Benis”.
>>71754502
first year engineering brainlet
>>71754367
is this a meme like fingerboxes? death grips is the musical equivalent of splattering paint on a canvas
been reading about the history of jews for an hour on wikipedia now
what a fascinating group
>>71754493
Imagine you're laid under a glass table looking up at John Prescott squatting over it and doing a squashy poo onto it that has that sharp, toxic chemical smell that poo sometimes has.
So I've had this girl, Charlotte, admit she's a bad cook
Do I say "no wonder you char a lotte", or just "no wonder you charlotte"?
>>71754518
PLEASE help me
imagine actually being a stem-neek and asking /brit/ for help
@Ireland, they were the big chevrons like you used not them mini ones
>>71754502
not sure
>@Ireland
sense a new gimmick emerging
>>71754529
>that sharp, toxic chemical smell that poo sometimes has.
think you should fix your diet mate
@virgin
stop replying to me
>>71754540
On the bus lads
>>71754567
pls be in brisbane
>>71754562
if you're talking to me you're going to get a broken jaw you cheeky cunt
@busbender
fuck off busbender
imagine being a yank and thinking people are replying to you
@yank(all applicable)
foy
>masters degree in social work
Stuck on a crossword clue lads
'Fastest growing religion in the UK' (5)
Any ideas?
>« '…' and "…", are known as neutral, vertical, straight, typewriter, “dumb or ASCII” quotation marks. »
>dumb quotation marks
>>71754530
"No wonder your food is charred a lot"
>>71754603
'science'
>>71754603
Wicca
>>71754603
shit crossword
>>71754538
net torque = 0 = (G)cos30(4) - 8A(sin60)
solve for A, the force under the roller A. can you do the rest from there?
>his city doesn't have giant bike lanes
FOY
>>71754607
I dictate the pace and set the bar a lot
you get parred a lot
sorry pardon, what?
hes just a rascal
racist
its raksal innit
>>71754616
>5 letters
British *intelligence*
>>71754340
There are two types of people who smoke pipes in 2017. People born before 1960; and People who are somewhere on the spectrum.
t. '96 pipe enthusiast
>>71754514
Just because it's another leaf, doesn't mean it's me.
my nigga got cuffed
we been slanging out this ole apartment block. looks like niggas started talking though and leaked the spot
glad i never touch the stuff much anymore
>>71754705
hello nigger
> this thread
>>71754596
Very impressive, how's about a job in ééémm, Pizza Hut!
just ran up in de trap like "boss weh di money de food affi nyam?"
we should have an episode of /brit/ where we all talk like dindus for the entire thread haha imagine that
>>71754696
liar
>>71754739
naw
>>71754749
Perhaps you need to calm down and have a smoke. You're taking this whole reddit thing far too seriously.
>>71754768
FOY
>they've been clapping for almost two minutes straight
1st year engineering brainlet didn't even thank me
*walks back to /sci/ and talks to someone else*
Mental to think that academics will be writing about 4chan in the future. Dorks and pretentious twats in the future will look back on what you're doing right now and wish they were here, before the wild west of the Internet was totally closed.
god it's a hard life being an authentic south london grimelord who runs the southside ammy scene, only to get dissed by some next rudeboi neeks on /brit/
mislabelled my urine sample lads
ahh well
THE PAYTREE ARKEE IS NOD LEDGE INTIMATE
>>71754781
> a yank telling a snowyank to foy
> in an islandyank thread
@all haters
Up middle finger
>yer faces when
I feel sorry for Russians desu lads.
They're good lads really, they just never had a chance.
might smoke me an opp boi
>>71754849
the girls are chung as fuck too
>>71754849
Russia legitimately dinfu nuffin ever
>>71754804
niggers tongue my anus
How long has Britain been the multi-ethnic melting pot that it is?
>>71754871
hello nigger
got called chung in oddbins
>>71754849
What happened to the kacápy?
>>71754889
wagwan gee
ayyyee this lil snowbunny thot say she tryna smash
might have her come through later and beat tha back out lmaoo
i swear to god nigga, she throw that shit back and it has me nuttin so fast!
imma hit you up later tho bruh
>>71754807
have fun getting your test rejected
no sex 4 u
>>71754912
>>71754920
hello nigger
>>71754924
(´・ω・`)/ wuu2 bredrin?
passed a girl and she double checked me.
>looked at me once then looked at me again
means she's interested
DO
NOT
REPLY
TO
IT
UNDER
ANY
CIRCUMSTANCES
thoughts
>>71754952
*replies to it*
>>71754963
disgusting
fuck off lank
fuck off yank
>>71754952
hello nigger
>>71754808
would bang 2bh
what a great speech lads
>>71754968
>>71754975
>>71754982
I SAID DON'T FUCKIGN REPLY TO IT OYU FCVUKING RETARDS
>>71754968
>>71754975
hahaha good bants
>>71754982
just stop bro. you wouldn't say this shit irl
>>71754963
GOOD BYE ENGLAND'S ROSE
THOUGH I, NEVER KNEW YOU AT ALLL
YOU HAD THE GRACE TO HOLD YOURSELF
WHILE THOSE AROUND YOU FALL
AND IT SEEMS TO ME
YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE
LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND
NEVER KNOWING WHERE TO TURN TO
WHEN THE RAIN SET IN
rnh who up
>>71754994
Having a fat wank lads
>>71755014
hello nigger
>>71754998
Steve Bannon keepin' him on–track.
Democrats' status: [image]
new whip
stop talking about yank politics
anyone remember the cuckio meme
WTF
wow a man has said some words people take notice!!
GOOD BYE ENGLAND'S ROSE,
FROM THE YOUNG MAN IN THE 22ND ROW
WHO SAW YOU AS SOMETHING MORE THAN SEXUAL
MORE THAN JUST ON OUR ONE POUND NOTE
AND IT SEEMS TO ME
YOU HELD UP WELL
TO THE DOLLAR AND THE EURO
BUT WHERE WERE YOU TO TURN TO
WHEN THE EMBARGO SET IN
stop yanking about talk politics
drinking some 50 year old scotch right now
listening to ryo fukui - scenery because it keeps appearing in my recommended section on the 'tube
VERY bored of moonlight so far
>>71755074
got a new nae nae myself
>listening to ryo fukui - scenery
>>71755129
elephanto
watching some runt drink my piss that i added methanol to and told him it was 50 year old scotch
Best of BGM?
its piano music not weeb crap you pieace of shit
>>71755188
benis genital mutilation?
>its piano music not weeb crap you pieace of shit
gonna drive to tesco and buy a packet of Tangfastics
will keep you updated
janitor get in here now and ban this wasteman
>its piano music not weeb crap you pieace of shit
>>71755152
theres been a mistake
>>71755175
I bet that man has never had sex
just saw a spic give a nigger a handjob in the WE WUZ FAGGOTZ and SHIEET movie
>>71755152
anti-semitic racist
>>71755188
get comfy lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62HoIMZ8xAE
he owns steam hes rich af senpai of course he's had sex
*walks toward the white house*
>just saw a spic give a nigger a handjob in the WE WUZ FAGGOTZ and SHIEET movie
*firmly shoves you aside* "BWAH! Biddy sell gar, manna ge bar gwar, toppa de bla ma'ney ge i blah cuzza toppa da bee"
are cats or dogs smarter?
dogs can be trained to detect drugs and help blind people but don't forget that cats can be trained to use a toilet
>>71755148
Ryo Fukui is pretty solid
also check out Ryo Kawasaki and Cassiopeia
this is one of my favourite albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKOekWuzk3o
>Ryo Fukui is pretty solid
>also check out Ryo Kawasaki and Cassiopeia
what's your favourite word lads? mine is chainsaw, i like saying it. chainsaw.
>>71755311
oh fuck off
>>71755350
"emu"
some bellend at uni had a gaycard in his purse
don't understand what the fuck must be going on at LGBT+ society
please take your autistic lardass back, we dont want him
-/cum/
>>71755350
cellar door 2bh, say it out loud, beautiful *tips fedora*
>>71755399
delete this
dropped your straight card
how the FUCK did this movie win picture of the year?
Its not terrible, but its full of some really amateurish stuff.
>bully going around knocking everyones books on the ground and avoids any kind of trouble
>bully convinced the gay lads best friend to beat him up for no other reason than because im a bully and I say so
fucking hell
>>71755350
moist, albumen, keith, vagina, moth, clunge. hard to pick just one really
British women are unattractive.
Most attractive people in the UK are from somewhere else.
>>71755424
oy vey. do not question us
>>71755402
Remember that joke we used to play where you'd point at the floor near a mate and with mock seriousness tell them they dropped their gay card? Then they'd instinctively look where you were pointing and you'd laugh at them for implying that they actually have a gay card.
Can't do that now.
St David's day lads
>>71755437
delete this, yank
>British women are unattractive.
>Most attractive people in the UK are from somewhere else.
>>71755455
Not a very funny joke in hindsight
>>71755455
hmm this thought never entered my mind. this is a problem on many levels
>>71755470
who?
Great Game mong are you here
>>71755470
reminds me of henry v
>>71755455
most autistic post I've ever read on /brit/
really do hope this is satirical or whatever
>>71755350
"tosser"
That was a great fuckin speech. God Bless America.
yank uni slags
>>71755402
what is a gaycard is it some kind of membership
how do you get the Premium+ version
NEED some pop lads arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>71755424
because gay niggers lala land was silly too
Hacksaw Ridge should have won
blowing a mate
>>71755455
>Hey mate do your parents know you're gay?
>No.. what..?
>HAHA HE SAID NO THE MADLAD IS ACTUALLY GAY LMAAAAAAO
Elementary school was a weird time.
We also had a game called 'smear the queer'. Whoever had the ball would be tackled and we'd kick him on the ground and call him a fag and then someone else would take the ball and run away, and whoever held onto the ball the longest was the winner.
In retrospect I probably should have been born an aussie.
saywhatifuregay
>>71755455
Nice dubs
Talk about yank politics
>>71755555
OH FUCK YOU PERU
I hope you are NOT doing well
>>71755551
whatifuregay
>>71755555
>>71755470
good name
>>71755527
I guess so yeah. The point is we have that cheeky aforementioned gimmick but I guess the LGBT+ community has 'reclaimed' it to ruin people's fun
try licking as much minge and knob as possible
@5 do you have all those funny cute animals that they have in chile?
>>71755550
>reddittron
>misuse of meme arrows
>redditspacing
literally redddit: the post. fuck off
>>71755575
fuck off cunt
*steals your dinner money*
en route to Tangfastic-land
we keep you all posted asthe journey progresses
m8 is drunk and singing outside
>>71755610
Finger his asshole
*swipes my lunch card down your blazer*
>>71755610
Pics & 'roo
Dropped my gay card in Starbucks and the barista called me a fuckin goof
>>71755482
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/st-davids-day-2017-everything-need-know-wales-patron-saint/
>You don't get paid based on how hard you work. You get paid based on how hard you are to replace.
really making me think
>>71755610
tongue his arse
got called a numale in starbucks today lads
>>71755532
like the quality of that image
>>71755555
explain how this is possible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzoiL7x56Eo and where can I find those for cheap
the so called sims bf
Postman walked up to me all smiles and said 'numale', so I smashed him
Fucking cunt
>>71755657
Kinda the same thing 2bh
that guy that won best supporting actor was literally in it for the first 15 minutes and thats it
is that how the winners usually are?
>>71755714
not at all
a hard worker who is replaceable means nothing
there's no bigger giveaway of a /pol/ack than using "nu-male"
>>71755718
>caring about the oscars
its a laughing stock of an awards show
>>71755737
t. post-masculine new male
>>71755656
Interesting read (only read half it were a bit long), what's a wale?
got called a /pol/ack in /brit/ today lads
got ignored when i said hi to my flatmates after having been away for two weeks
trump supporter screamed "cuck" in my ear as he was having a heated argument with another student across the lecture hall
state of it
would rather eat babaganoush the rest of my life than hummus
nu-male and proud here
>>71755779
where did you go
everyone is lying but my story is actually true
used my phone to pay for my bus fare and a guy muttered "good goy"
had me thinking about it all day
>>71755800
ya mums cunt
>>71755810
he was right to do it
*camera pans away from crowd*
*slides into view*
wahey!
>>71755800
back home
im a Unilad®
Part 1
*eagerly awaiting the next part*
>>71755853
would
>>71755853
>also looking for a sugardaddy xDDDDD
binned
would shoot her in the face if I was exempt from the law
Part 2
https://youtu.be/5ffZgq3yvB0
hmmmm me desu
>>71755884
what's her ig?
you can't tell me this picture doesn't illicit a response of euphoria, optimism, and excitement.
>>71755884
fucked a fat lad from tinder and got to try out a few fetishes (nothing too crazy)
>facefucking
>facial
>fucked her in the ass
>had her lick my ass
>handcuffed her
Was worth it to figure out what I actually liked, will never fuck a fat lass again though
>>71755940
>fucked a fat lad
bender
>>71755940
>fucked a fat lad from tinder
BIG
GAY
YANKS
>>71755961
>>71755961
lmao mean to say lass hahahah gay im gay im a poofter
OI!
@Lad what posted that Alundra soundtrack
Was actually talking about Blackpool Grime Media, but I'm a bit interested. Is the game good? Does it emulate well on a fairly mediocre laptop do you reckon?
lots of love, >>71755988
>>71755940
gay as fuck
>>71755940
that sounds pretty gross desu
>>71755927
inaeliisa you perv
>>71755993
nah it was incredible
she was just chubby tbf
>>71755994
>not a single full-body pic
certified obese
>>71756022
Sounds like just your type you perv
>>71755994
>no booty shots
sad 2bh
get her nudes pls
aha x - take on me lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-39076204
ahh yes
>>71755987
>>71755988
Give me a Y!
Give me an O!
Give me a U!
Give me a (You)!
@71756106
Post Gondolas
>match with girl on tinder
>game her enough to come over to her place
>im a fit chad
>she's a 5/10
>agree to meet up at her place after gym tonight and fuck
>check phone 2 hours later (Whatsapp)
>no profile picture
No biggie, but still, why do girls flake so fucking much on Tinder, lads? Like even for good looking lads, i get heaps of matches and have Alpha game, yet 90% of girls i agree to fuck with flake
Whats causing this epidemic, lads? Do they just want validation from men that they view as high status and nothing more?
>>71756077
not at all
>>71756156
>Do they just want validation from men that they view as high status and nothing more?
Yes
>>71756168
t. fucked a fat lad off tinder
New thread lads
>>71756184
>>71756184
>>71756184
>>71756184
>>71756184
>>71756184
a tea leaf stole my jam jar lads
i didn't get a good captain cook at him, but i think he was a septic tank
>>71756156
youre a bloody runt
we're at 275, don't go anywhere ill only warn once
>>71755152
see >>71571482
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08ffgsb
>>71756272
right you were warned
>>71756156
girls go in and out of the mood fast and hard.
they probably got horny thinking about it and then an hour later thought of something else and felt guilty for feeling that horny
>>71755599
>sperging out and calling someone a redditor out of nowhere
literally /v/: the post. fuck off
D E A D
E
A
D
hmmmm looks like this thread isn't at bump limit?
Going to prison for using naughty words online. ;_;
>>71756856
I'll send you a care package of lube xo
janny, why are there two active threads up? hmmm?
jaaaaaaaaaaaanny