/brit/

will chin the first runt i see

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cara

>>71740693
*pre emptively chins you to avoid any misunderstanding wherein you take me for a runt*

>>71740632
Why would you vote for a man who's face isn't even symmetrical?

>>71740693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnHrbu5-NRA

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>>71740632

the tea was nothing special either just some shitty Dilmah """English""" """"breakfast"""" """""tea"""""

>>71740717
*it was a hologram*
*teleports behind you and chins you thoroughly*

http://www.strawpoll.me/12437416

http://www.strawpoll.me/12437416

http://www.strawpoll.me/12437416

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Taking a stroll

>>71740745
need a slag gf

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The Eternal Debate

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Post your favourite pizza order
I'm thinking what I should get
usually I order either Hawaiian plus jalapenos or sausage/mushroom/onion

going to offer up my bollocks to one of these hydraulic press youtube channels

getting run out of town lads.

bit of an annoyance as I have a flat and bunch of stuff here.

the townsfolk said they are giving me until the clock strikes midnight

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3 and a half hours goes really quick playing civ
nippon number 1 tho

coffee wanker loves his fucking coffee

http://www.strawpoll.me/12437723

http://www.strawpoll.me/12437723

http://www.strawpoll.me/12437723

it takes a mob to create a monster

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>>71740784
apply yourself runt

>>71740813
what difficulty mate

chinnin' some runts

cooking my bacon extra crispy for the pancakes lads

>>71740794
pizza's shit

>>71740743
*i duck, avoiding the chinning and pushing my bum into your crotch*

>>71740801
spent 6 hours playing prison architect earlier, glad the 'ol shittop can't run civ.

>>71740784
I don't do coffee at home myself but my dad has one of the things on the right and says it's great

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hot drinks are nice

any of you lads been run out of town?

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>someone tells you they are really into coffee
>they don't aeropress

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>Aeropress lad is here

Signed up to Kike starter because I want one thing, but everything else on there looks shite.

>>71740628

Essentially a group of people beat the shit out of him to the point where he was never seen again.

Context:

Who's the biggest wasteman that you've ever known?

>Hang out at the skate park when I was 16-17
>There was one 23 year old with 'hagrid' tattoo'd on his NECK because that was his nickname
>Didn't skate
>Pretended he had voices in his head
>Perv'd on 14-15 year olds
>Talked constant gas
>Spent his birthday getting drunk in nando's with 13 year olds
>Got ran out of town because people finally realised he was a fucking nonce

Wish I was there to chin the fucker.

>>71740632
Tell me about Douglas
Why does he hate the Nige?

>>71740867
*kisses you behind your ear*
nyaaa~

paused a song just before he started shouting and forgot about it
just pressed play and SHAT myself lads
so that's whats going on with me how are you all doing leave a comment in the comments below

>>71740848
the one below prince, its only my 2nd game don't bully

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

anyone else only drink espresso here? got an expensive machine for it

>>71740840
>>71740761
looks like we've got a couple of 'sheeds in this thread working undercover

>>71740916
shameful
invite me to your game

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>Why yes, I do own an aeropress

Used to desperately hide the fact that I played Warcraft because I was one of the popular sporty kids and it would have ruined my social standing to reveal that I was such a nerd. The annoying thing is that normies would enjoy fantasy games if they saw it was socially acceptable to do so, Game of Thrones proved that desu.

>>71740930
it's expresso

>>71740889
There are multiple lads ITT who 'press

>>71740794
>jalapenos
Disgusting meme food.

daily reminder pakistan is the real rogue state, not iran.

>>71740874
It is pretty cool, it's cheap and makes really strong espresso-like coffee that you can water down or add milk to. I make a pot in the morning, put it in a flask and drink it during the day at work :)

>>71740950
fuck off

>>71740894
bit offensive

i've got an aeropress but i never use it

>>71740939
you're already there :^) (see: worst popn)

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>>71740921
https://youtu.be/hQo1HIcSVtg#t=49

>>71740979
hnah

>>71740894
>>71740894
I think I saw one thing that I liked the idea of but I still didn't like the idea of backing anything on there
Even if it does meet the target, some companies take like two years to ship out whatever they were trying to sell you and once you get it, it would be considered shit two years ago

>>71740946
normies only like game of thrones because it's edgy

>>71740930
used to have a really nice gaggia espresso machine that my dad got me one christmas but I sold it when I was poor. can't really justify buying another one and it's pointless getting a cheap shitty one.

yeah yeah im still about

*plays a long ball over the top*

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the goal

just got multiple (You)'s on the town's facebook page lads

>>71740995
add me and i will carry our glorious kaiserreich to greatness

>>71741043
interesting goal car
I'm not a fan of that facelift 2bh

>>71741052
got ran out of my town. they wouldnt be happy with me posting there

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will be purchasing this book whenever it's published

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>man doesn't grind his own beans
>man doesn't use the inverted method
>man brews for more than 94 seconds at temps more than 2ºC away from 80 degrees above or below

might as well just drink pooey water

>>71741043
Don't like it or the colour. Get a Focus.

>>71741077
His book deal was cancelled because he defended a nonce priest.

I'm addicted to burnt sausages

>>71741077
ngl milo looks quite good

>>71741082
Better yet just drink tea. Coffee has a horrible after taste, dries your skin up and stains your teeth.

>>71741077
>supporting nonces and nonce-enablers

get a mini you little bender

All nonces should hang

give me a good non-fiction book to read that has come out in the past 5 years

aeropress gimp loves his fucking aeropress

Might go give my willy a firm handshake.

>>71741147
The Koran

milo literally did nothing wrong

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>poland
>france
>austria

>>71741054
what do you mean? its not an online game

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the (short term) goal

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>>71740632
Civic?

>>71741147
Guinness World Records 2013

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>england

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*punches towards you*

>>71741119
>Coffee has a horrible after taste
Can't say I've ever noticed an after taste. It does make one's breath smell like literal poo though. Smelling someone's bad coffee breath admittedly smells like they are breathing gaseous poo.

>dries up your skin
Can't say I've experienced this

>stains your teeth
So does tea.

watching tim pool investigating sweden, VERY interesting

>>71741147
Why Nations Fail

>>71741147
Chroniques d'avant-guerre - Alain Soral

>>71740894
Seriously regret my Kickstarter dalliance, don't fall for it lad

>>71741194
think you can load up a savegame from SP in online mode

>>71741219
tea gives your teeth a respectable patina

>>71741217
cannot comprehend what you were hoping to achieve with this utterly atrocious and entirely uncontributing post

when people see the union flag they think of England. More specifically, London.

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rate me lads

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I don't really get reddit
it seems like the sort of thing middle age mums and boring mongs would enjoy
like this board, do people really take the fact that they like pineapple on pizza so seriously? how many shitty pineapple puns can one person even take?
https://www.reddit.com/r/KnightsOfPineapple/

>>71741113
another publisher is already interested

>>71741124
he's not a nonce
probably a bit of a nonce-enabler though, due to his bum being assaulted and making his mind confused when he was a kiddie

>>71741210
amazing how people who share an island that i could drive across in two hours hate each other so much

>>71741207
can't say I'm a fan of the Civic until the 6th Gen

anyone for tea?

*puts kettle on*

I wanna see an ice cream man on the road

I wanna see a light skin gyal on the road

I wanna get a slush puppy with both flavours

Drink that

Now I'm right back in my zone

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>>71741250
Teeth that look (naturally) white look the best, let's not pretend otherwise.

>>71741264
holy fuck. hi billy! hows raven and your daught- oh thats right. you cheated on raven with some random white trash and now you barely see your daughter. oh well. hows life as a steroi dealer? i bet its fun engaging in an illegal activity and then claiming you make all your money from working at a supplemeny store. oh well. maybe you should have stuck in school and made a name for yourself instead of being the douchiest of douchest chilliwack white trash skids that abuses steroids and workouts so he can get that good ol chilliwack street cred. sorry you got bullied in school, just remember, the bullies cant hurt you anymore, because youre a big tough guy now!! (thanks to years of steroid abuse) so those meanie heads wont dare talk shit to your face. thats what this is all about right? getting big so people will be intimidated by you? im sure your heart and kidneys will thank you when youre 40. you already look like a 36 year old man and youre only 23. oh well. yolo. amirite? xD

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>>71741217
*blocks your path*

>>71741272
A sip from the tip?

>>71741269
there are only a very few sub-'dits that are actually good, but the only reason that I browse them are because there aren't the equivalent generals on 4chan

>>71741279
tea is food

>>71741207
Really love this era of Civic and the next iteration. The type R truly makes one's heart go 'doki-doki'.

>>71741279
milk, no sugar please
thanks hunny x

>>71741217
>5'1

normie friend started a lets play channel and his videos are reddit as fuck but i unironically think he'll be famous one day

>>71741305
>so those meanie heads wont dare talk shit to your face.

Yep. You certainly won't. I bet I know who you are too. I'll call you out on it next time I see you. I'm good at reading body language. Watch your back, fucking snake.

>>71741269
Ugh...

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>>71741264
>going to the gym FOR THIS

>>71741272
nobody likes scots

>>71741192
what does the negroid say

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39119236
doing a ROAR

>>71741251
cannot comprehend why you, an Australian, post on /brit/

>>71741302
nay

really would like some lads to play civ 5 with

>>71741326
Same, cars simply aren't that light and fun to drive anymore

>>71741305
fuck off i'm begging this to be a copypasta
if not sort yourself out you fucking mess

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perhaps he's wondering why you elect a man before throwing him out of a plane

>>71741392
YELLOW
SURGE
WHEN

>>71741349
youtube will unironically replace the MSM by 2025

>>71741264
Do you hate your pecs

>>71741434
turbo Aygo/C1/107

>>71741264
mirin
>>71741363
post physique, im sure you look much better than him

>>71741443
need this 2bh

>>71741469
>Aygo
Too small
>C1/107
>French cars
>ever

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>>71741269
>ywn teach yourself programming just so you can automate downloading specific niche porn from a specific subreddit of the 'dit

casual

deep fried pickles
jalapeno poppers
or a box of onion rings

what should I get with my pizza

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>>71741330
here you go sweetie, have a choccy biccy too x

unironically underweight and im fine with it

just had two pancakes and a pint of blackcurrant cordial

>>71741524
cornetto

unironically obese and I'm NOT fine with it

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the gf

>>71741583
>>71741583

DO SOMETHING

Pineapple is a terrible and revolting thing to put on a pizza.
And yet I consider fish & chips covered in gravy to be cool and totally delicious.

We are all shit and wrong to someone somewhere.

>>71741583
lose weight

^
are going to sex each other
v

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>>71741510
The C1/107 is LITERALLY a badge engineered Aygo
Also, French cars aren't that bad
I drive a Clio with like 130k miles on it and in the time I've had it, I've not had a single problem with it

>>71741524
How can you deep fry a preservation method?

Don't identify as male or female but I can't think of a cool name for a gender

>>71741615
>>71741623
Pottery.

>>71741572
>pint of blackcurrant cordial

t. Gorilla

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Thinking of joining the Honourable Artillery Company.

The Honourable Artillery Company (HAC) was incorporated by Royal Charter in 1537 by King Henry VIII and is considered one of the oldest military organisations in the world.

>>71741594
>those two middle aged guys recording on their phone (and the guy who filmed the footage used for the webm)

Wonder if modern science will ever truly understand the mind of these turbo autismals

>>71741644
robot

>>71741615
>>71741623
portray

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The gf's son

>>71741623
>>71741615
pooterry

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>>71741478
stay in your lane sweetie :) x

>>71741462
lmao oh ya you're the "fit" lad that doesnt eat broccoli

guarantee you're just a skinny little twink with no fucking muscle

>>71741683
I see moot is using his time well

>>71741666
For guys like that, seeing a pretty girl dancing is not a regular occurrence, lighten up mate.

i've got a black ski mask

>>71741707
.....?

Im literally loads stronger than you

steve's hands are shaking a lot in his latest video

hope he is ok

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need a mentally deranged and unstable asian nazi gf

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>>71741751
is this you?

Hairline's receding lads. I'm only 22 for fuck sake. My dad and grandad got to 50 before losing any hair at all. This is fucking bullshit.

>>71741779
nah i use it for skiing mate

I've got a brand new combine harvester

>>71741774
might be an interesting thing to have

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Why did Spurs buy Yedlin

>>71741774
It's no wonder she's a nazi when the jewish media have basically ruined her life.

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>>71741623
>Renault cars

every morning in the metro theres the same guy who looks like hes on speed i swear its disturbing
hes moving, having weird twitches like moving his head on the side or just moving weirdly like he cannot stand still, he's sweating quite heavily and always chew a gum
weird fucker

just shoved an entire flake in my mouth at once to avoid being covered in crumbs

absolutely covered in chocolate crumbs now

i forgot a black schema but i dont scheme but it's no board fashion mp off peace

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would you eat this?

>>71741827
Everything she had was because of the jewish media

>>71741780
how advanced is it? a bit of hairline maturation in your late teens/early 20s is normal

>>71741839
83
*Licks them off you*

>>71741707
lmao im sure you never go to the gym mate

This is my night sorted

>>71741719
ngl did a snigger at this

>>71741857
Probably yeah if I was offered it for free. If I had the choice of that or something normal I would just get a cheeseburger or something.

would fuck the nazism out of tila 2bh

>>71741857
no

Any reservists here?

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>>71741907
Woops, forgot pic

gym wankers always hop on the first opportunity to show their bodies
thought they were doing that for themselves or sum

>>71741858
Wasn't she one of the first myspace stars or something? Pretty sure that wasn't a jewish operation.

>live in the gold coast
>there's no gold
>live in new south wales
>there are no whales

>>71741862
It's sneaking back at the temples.

>>71741961
for themselves to be able to show off their bodies

t. gym wanker

>>71741961
t. shit body

date get?

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just received this from the gf

>>71741957
wonder how much this costs then

I took 12322 steps today

>>71741957
>this is real

>>71742016
im not ashamed to take off my shirt just i just look normal. muscle definition due to being skinny

>>71741780
Blame your mother and her weak blood.

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if Dicky Spencer wasn't a rorketard he'd be literally swimming in fanny

Mates take the piss out of me for drinking a bottle of wine at pres

It's the ideal amount of booze

https://twitter.com/sorcha_kane/status/832976062581768192
Me

How do I improve my pooing technique?

>>71742044
bit fat, that

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58a65fa980aac

wew lads

>>71742103
squatty potty

>>71742098
me as the girl

>>71742103
put something udrr your feet so that you are in the squatting position when you poo. This puts less strain on your bowel.

>>71742098
CLEAR

>>71742135
my willy isn't that big

how do i geta gf

>>71742103
Not being a fat fuck
Squatting/hovering
Not having a shit diet
Not being a fat fuck

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It's my birthday of Thursday, lads.
I'll be 24.

Just remembered the time about 10 years ago when I was fairly certain my gf at the time was cheating on me. Feel a bit sick

dutty wine pon my cocky

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>>71742186
just be yourself :)

>>71742207
alri gramps

Gf did a cummy on my tummy

>>71742270
mate
I don't think that's a girl

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She was murdered.

NEW Steve1989 VIDEO LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdLnPGZ0Rc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdLnPGZ0Rc

>>71741757
>>71741890
he could be stronger but I'm more aesthetic by a country mile

yank girls are the prettiest by far

>>71742309
literally who

despise men who wear 5 panel caps

>>71742207
Fascinating post

I will NOT shake hands with anyone from San Francisco

good to see the lawyers are gonna have more free time to queue at the job centre https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-28/jpmorgan-marshals-an-army-of-developers-to-automate-high-finance

>>71742312
his hands are shaking so much

worried about him x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3wg-kzAgyY

>>71742332
Kys, literal child/invalid

>>71742332
t. underageb&

Thought Dad was being a nice bloke giving me pancakes until I found out he SHAT IN THEM

>>71742324
this happens when you get a melting pot of Europeans. all the prettiest people from around the continent breed with each other and produce gorgeous descendants

European mutts are the most attractive Europeans

whats the cheapest alcohol drink you can get in the uk over 10%

according to bumble a bunch of girls have liked me already but they don't seem to pop up when i swipe

maybe my standards are too high

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Filters broke

>>71742447
store brand voddy

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>>71742309
by the Government along with her husband for being a whistle-blower

>>71742447
probably sours

is billie piper dr who era the GOAT?

>>71742098
>non-whites are just like u--

>>71742476
how much is it

>>71742468
test

tb?h
sm?h
fa?m

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyuEuS4JPtw

>>71742447
echo falls wine

>>71742523
>tb?h
>sm?h
>fa?m
sm?h tb?h fa?m

>>71742312

poor bloke, what's up with him?

desu

would love to open a shop

>>71742602
a paki shop?

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>>71742513

>>71741857
no (yes)

would love to shut down a shop

>>71742406
>>71742409
did I enrage the Wanks :^)

South America really blew its potential

>>71742621
what the fuck thats expensive

>>71742621
getting some nasty flashbacks

>>71742617
no just a shop

>>71742645

gotta stop that underage drinking somehow

>>71742621
Got one of these in my room right now

If I'm drinking vodka I'm mixing it with coke so no point paying for expensive stuff desu

would love to open a shop that sells books, tea, coffee and cakes

>>71742447
Romanian wine

>>71742386

excellent taste

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>i believe that being nicer to people in conversation/argument gets your point across better than berating them
>HMM, OKAY. SO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? HUH? SAY YES, ADMIT IT. NOW, WHO HAS THE LARGEST PHILOSOPHY SHOW ON THE INTERNET AGAIN? AH, THAT'S RIGHT, ME.

how do you respond?

2 years today I took 1200ug of AL-LAD

vodka & apple juice desu

>>71742312
is he ok

>>71742710
i remember

>>71742645
alcohol sold in shops has quite a high tax placed on it

it isn't uncommon for people to get the ferry to France, fill the boot of their car with wine and get the ferry home

my dad did it quite a bit when he was younger
not sure if it's common today

>>71742701
not an argument

of the zoots for good now

I spend most of my days fantasising about what happiness might feel like.

>>71742447
Wine

>>71742701
The best philosophy 'show' on the internet is objectively the history of philosophy without any gaps

Moly really is a meme in comparison

>>71742645
most people buy from off licences if they want cheap booze

>>71742735
cheapest vodka here is like half of that mad

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>>71742749
Bad lad

>>71742717
>>71742575
>>71742381
his last video was a 5 person MRE from 1957, and 5 of the last 8 videos he's uploaded have been pre-65 stuff

think he must of eaten something that was off

>>71742701
what happened?

>>71742735
it all died down with the internet making things easier. people still do tobacco runs, last i knew washing powder was the new big thing but it was a while back.

>>71742749
bet £100 you smoke within the week because "there's nothing else to do"

no one EVER quits the zoots for good

Crying at The Zoo

>>71742710
what A L-LaD!

>bored
>end up taking drugs
ah yes

>>71742497
Not a terrible theory.

71742640
>enrage
Sorry, sweetie.
"no."

>>71742312
Reckon he was downing a few of those scho-ka-kola's before filming this one

>>71742875
Why would anyone not? If all you're doing with your weekend is browsing the chon there's no reason not to be on drugs.

>>71742875
me for 4 months straight before i realised i was being a retard

>>71742749
lolno

hello boys x

>>71742847
Its not hard i stopped da zoots on Wednesday and overwelmingly wanted one yet this is aftre smoking everyday for a week and 4 times a week before that

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Cor, Tommy's packed on a few pounds hasn't he?

>>71742977
haaaaay x

>>71742941
far more enjoyable to do drugs and have a stroll outside, maybe buy something to drink or eat etc...
having a stroll outside sober is nice too but it gets boring real fast

>>71742941
Easily this.

was over 10 degrees today

summer on its way

>>71743016
That accounts for an hour or few.

>>71743042
1st of March tomorrow; officially the first day of Spring.

>>71743100
um actually its march 1 already x

>>71743100
>tomorrow
>euroslows

>>71743100
need to pay rent tomorrow fuck

did the groundhog go back in the cage?

need a gf to dutch oven with

>>71743132
>spring
>australia

umm no sweetie xx

>>71743100
In what world

Just got back from the gym lads. It has begun.

>>71743137
chucke me your paypal i'll do it for you lad

>>71743091
nah I can take walks for 2 to 3 hours if the weather is fine
just sitting outside doing nothing or reading a book is entertaining too. rather be bored outside than in my flat anyway, its too silent here

>>71743159
Winter: Dec, Jan, Feb
Spring: Mar, Apr, May
Summer: Jun, Jul, Aug
Autumn: Sept, Oct, Nov

Factually 100% correct and accurate.

>>71743161
>lads
i doff my chapeau toward you, hyperfaggot

love that smell of a sweaty arsehole

>>71743231
Brit on vacation here

>>71743224
march 21st is when spring starts

get in here britbroes

>>71742532

>>71742875
>getting bored in a world filled with leisure time and entertainment
honestly cannot fathom

>>71740632


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QbAFQP2-74


Based Doug

>>71742847
>no one EVER quits the zoots for good
Gave it up 6 years ago, haven't had a single one since.

>>71743233
on a girl, oui. on a boy, non.

>>71743224
Winter: late October November December January February early March
Spring: April
Summer: May June July August September
Autumn: October

Reckon I will have a wank before bed. It's just on the cards, my willy is stiff and the tabs are open.

>>71743291
>>71743291
>>71743291

>>71743138
He's out back having a smoke

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>>71743297
delet

>>71743196
"A few" is as many as 5.

>>71743224
I agree with you outside of "officially".

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>>71743253
Ya got me.

Where?

>>71743305
Pretty good list.
Winter doesn't begin until late nov tho