pay up piggies edition
>>71743291
*slashes your windpipe*
Do they give soldiers steroids
>you will never pound a cute girl doggystyle and smell the sweat wafting up from her bumcrack
>>71743291
link to her twitter
VILLA ARE GOING DOWN
Janny's gonna do his absolute melon
>>71743224
>>71743305
only in shittier hemispheres are these true
DRUMPF BTFO NAZIS BTFO
>>71743291
send me the original image NOW
>>71743387
sent
mrs may at calais jungle away
>>71743291
wonder about the stank of her arse
would love a good whiff. snniiiiffffffff
Why kids, Kenny??
>>71743353
Did that last night
>>71743349
nah sterons aren't that good for soldiers
they give out a lot of speed though, especially to pilots
Pizza's here
express to my thighs
the drink of choice
>>71743426
describe the smell
>>71743441
nice
looks a bit spicy for me though
>>71743417
brap
>>71743384
>>>/cum/
>he unironically buys pizza pizza
ahha
>>71743424
>>71743466
*sniiiffffffff* hmmm yeeees........... quite exquisite....................... *sniffffffff* brap you say? maybe broop? hmmmmm......
>>71743291
gooning at this image
>>71743447
>It's so hard for yanks to buy alcohol they have to look at pictures on the internet
creasing
>>71743426
describe the smell brother
>>71743384
This was edited. Horsey was pro-Clinton
When does life get interesting?
Covers filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 28 February 2017
71743501
don't get it, is this a leaf joke?
sipping a goon bag
>Pizza's here
unironically eating pizza pizza
considering copping one of these lads
>>71743441
>no mushrooms
dun goofed
>>71743463
mixture of pic related and sweat
>>71743532
first time you smoke herion
>>71743541
maybe pizza pizza is a takeaway in leaftown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNUqNe0U5g
nice song x
>>71743566
>SSJ-100
good lad
post ancient memes
>>71743589
is this a jav code?
>>71743597
candleja
>>71743562
u havin a double decker lad
>normies are holding a cheeky party this Friday
>they didn't invite me
>>71743516
Never been here, have you?
>>71743597
not ancient but one of the funniest of all time
listening to vaporwave
(that's vapourwave to you)
I live in the Flat Spracklen House building in Duke Place Marlow on the 2nd floor. My name is Timothy James Byrne. I'm 47 years old. I believe in recording myself singing a balanced choice of artists and a rigorous video routine. In the morning, if my face is a little sweaty, I'll put moosey on bear death row while recording my morning youtube video. I have over twelve thousand now. After I record the video I upload it to my youtube channel. On Facebook I share a direct youtube link to my video, then upload a selfie, and on Twitter a media attachment of me and my guitar. Then I spy on the dentist which I do for 10 minutes while I prepare my afternoon video. I always wear a white shirt with a little bit of sweat stains, because sweat hydrates your face and makes you look shinier. Then I check the DPD truck, then a camera test followed by an oily moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Timothy Byrne. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
i am so ready for HD
amazon web servers are down and half of the internet is not working reEeeEE
Great britain? More like not so great shitain
United kingdom? More like the disunited queendom
Downloaded a 163 GB torrent yesterday and now my WiFi isn't working
Bit worried I've been done lads
>>71743597
pizza's here
Genuinely feel disgusted by people who work in something like sales or banking and have absolutely no care about what they do as long as they make lots of money. No idea how people can live such an inauthentic life desu.
really want a pizza now. thanks canuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnY2uaRm3wQ nice song x
>>71743677
should've bought the wire for 50 quid on blueray after all
>>71743673
>>71743677
whos your internet provider
>>71743354
https://twitter.com/chelseafindom97?lang=en
Find it odd that any yank poster could be Hispanic but this one rorke harasses the lad with the Puerto Rico flag
>>71743703
i work in pharmaceutical sales lmaooooo
I've probably visited more countries than most of you
My list
>From
Scotland
>Been
England
Ireland
Denmark
Sweden
France
Netherlands
Belgium
Spain
Andorra
Italy
Vatican city
Germany
Austria
Hungary
Poland
Czech republic
Mexico
United states
Turkey
>>71743703
but if i have more money I can buy things that will make me happy
>>71743579
It's fun but not nearly as good as you're implying.
Up the nose in a solution form is vastly better but still nothing to write home about.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12438253
http://www.strawpoll.me/12438253
http://www.strawpoll.me/12438253
reddit poll
>>71743722
puerto is a vile cunt who is hated by everyone
>>71743722
hello spic
might be getting a new computer soon lads
>>71743597
>>71743677
What was it? A picture of your mum?
>>71743728
Disgusting, get yourself a more honest job NOW.
>>71743770
You'll be just as depressed when you earn lots of money, and you'll be working in an immoral job
>>71743779
shan't be clicking this at all
i've never left my town
>>71743793
Fact.
>>71743754
cant imagine caring. dont know why im responding to you but ive literally ben too more.
you've done nothing in South America or asia. What the fuck?
2-0 VILLA COME ON
>>71743708
>pepperoni
too greasy
>>71743794
hello spic
>>71743834
but if I have lots of money I can find a nice wife
Just ate another highly dank meal.
Remember lads 3000 calories, 180g protein, 40g fibre each and every day keeps the doctor away.
>>71743779
what happens if i'm ambivalent?
>>71743754
yeah you have been to more cunts than me
>from
England
>lived in
England
USA
>been to
Scotland
France
Belgium
Germany
Mexico
USA
China
>going to be going to in the foreseeable future
China
Taiwan
Japan
Korea
What does it mean if your piss is completely transparent and just looks like water coming out of your cock?
come on union score a goal it is really very simple
put the ball into the net and we'll go doopin mental
>>71743754
Tbf all of these save 3 are European countries which are fuck off cheap and easy to visit from the UK, if I were in the UK I would've visited many more than that, for example Portugal. Also HOWLING at your inclusion of England
>>71743880
>gif
fuck off
>>71743844
Don't theirs bears
>>71743894
not drinking enough
>>71743754
>Bean
Scotland
Ireland
Wales
France
Spain
Germany
Belgium
Netherlands
Italy
Turkey
Malaysia
Brunei
USA
Gambia
yea.... i've bee around *puffs on pipe*
who was the most irrelevant US president? Ford?
>>71743894
well hydrated bro
>>71743894
It means ur well hydrated. Good job brother.
>>71743892
Nice list mate
/fit/8pol/his/out/k/
masterrace reporting in
read mosley, spengler, & evola and stop being a little shit, then go for a hike
only foreign country i've been to is the states and the last time i was there it was when i was seven
We approached the tower estate where fatcam lived. This surprised us although we discovered there was a working lift, albeit with graffiti on the insides and a barely legible ">paki" written in green on the door. We knocked on his flat initially with no answer but we could hear a commotion coming from the kitchen, we weren't going to give up now and we opened the door. From the room we heard, "come here you little fucking cockroach" followed by squeaking and a loud bang, rounding the door we saw him standing over dead rat. Sporting a wife beater lightly flecked with kebab stains and oversized Nike shorts that exposed his gut, he wasn't our prettiest customer. "Who the fuck are you? Get of my house you filthy Argentinian" my parents were 2nd generation immigrants, I don't know how he knew.
After quickly explaining that we were here to conduct an interview about his posting on /brit/, he seemed comfortable enough to speak to an "argie bargie", yet his pudgy suspicious working class face often met mine with a glare. After storing the rat, he poured himself a mug of flat diet coke, wincing slightly as it went down as if it were a fine liquor. Before I could ask him about his posting experiences on /brit/, he quickly interrupted me asking if I had any cigarettes, specifically purple ones, "for UKIP" he added. I continued on and asked him about about the board culture. "It's always been the same, pakis and wogs clogging up the board with their leftie filth, I left as soon as support for are nige was dropping. I did my time posting, I was respected no matter what those muslims over at ED say" he gurgled and punctuated the air with a fart. I inquired about ED, "pakis mate, all you need to know" he said dejectedly. He then suddenly tried to show us his underage porn collection, it was then we immediately called the police but by the time they arrived he had vanished, the only evidence remaining of his activity was the half eaten rat in the cupboard."
>>71743924
drumpf
Went to Nandos for the first time in about 10 years earlier.
Was FULL of foreigners, loads of pakis for some reason.
>>71743894
you're hydrated
good on you lad
clear is great, it can be light yellow and you'll still be well hydrated too
>>71743754
new zealand
indonesia
thailand
china
japan
mongolia
usa
canada
england
ireland
france
belgium
netherlands
denmark
germany
poland
lithuania
belarus
romania
ukraine
bulgaria
greece
turkey
israel
jordan
india
read em and weep
read em and weep
>>71743922
>brunei
>gambia
wildcard
>>71743874
Who won't love you, who will shudder with disgust when she has to have sex with you (before stopping altogether when you get older), and will always feel the desire to be with someone else, with only the """"sensible"""" part of her personality convincing her to stay with you. Is that what you want?
My normal wardrobe has no graphic tees or anything childish but I like to wear silly things as my workout clothes.
looking forward to the day i pass away
mu / ck / wg / g / wsg / o / s4s / int
>>71743710
Nah fuck that
>>71743714
Virgin media
>>71743924
20th century and onward Ford or Coolidge
>>71743754
>>71743899
And why have you been to Sweden and Andorra but not Greece? Please state your IQ before I engage you further.
>>71743846
>>71743899
Why you yanky boys getting spicy
>>71743956
not gay but watched til the end just in case
>>71743976
>>71743976
it shouldn't be completely clear, dumbarses
>Alri?
>alri
this is a meaningful conversation in britland. you cant make this shit up
usa
canada
jamaica
switzerland
>tfw congratulated on your piss colour multiple times in one thread
thanks lads
>>71744021
virgin media only throttle upload
>>71743943
thanks la xx
Need a classy 1980s gf
>>71744036
don't get this post yanks say "how are you" all the time
>>71744017
>mu
nonce
going to do a kill of myself
need a clear piss gf
>>71744036
nobody actually says that here. only type it
if your piss isnt dark red you are a limp-wristed bitchboi
Thank you very much Brits, you showed us the way. Le Pen is now credited between 42 and 45% of voting intentions, nobody would had believed that 2 months ago and I think it's thanks to Brexit.
Amazon prime now delivery just came so I'm eating some mix-ups and drinking Lilt zero
>>71743597
The Germans have set another date lads >>71740105
Last time they did this, they managed to get the date of Assange's death 1 year early
I've probably visited more countries than most of you
I'm going on a quick trip to Goa in Hindoostan this weekend then off to Burma and Siam; stopping shortly in Ceylon along the way, before heading up the Indochinese coast to catch a supersonic flight in Cathay to Constantinople and eventually back to London.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bONS2gruYr4
blooming heck lads it's all kicking off at the fracking site near me
int / his / tv / v / pol / vg / wsg / gif
>>71744133
>burma
>siam
ummm SERIOUSLY problematic names
>>71743967
Is fatcam real
>>71743597
could I get a quick rundown on this picture?
i usually piss clear but occasionally it's sort of fluro green
>>71744130
tralfamadorian
lifting
running
cycling
boxing
bjj
>>71744133
myanmar and thailand you pretentious fuck
>>71744130
>to get the date of Assange's death
Assange is still alive though
just posted something very embarassing on the internet
>>71744175
too soon
babestation
>>71744107
Good lad, will she win?
>>71743899
This 2bh
You can literally visit all of Europe western europe with a couple train trips. The distance from me to the next closest state is more than the UK to Italy.
>>71743754
>From
England
>Been
Scotland
Wales
Northern Ireland
Republic of Ireland
France
Switzerland
Italy
Germany
Belgium
Portugal
Czech Republic
Netherlands
Hungary
Slovakia
Austria
Slovenia
Croatia
Bosnia
Herzegovina
Ghana
Togo
Canada
Montenegro
Iceland
1-0 me desu
>>71744190
>Assange is still alive though
Hasn't been an utter shred of proof of this
>>71744026
I missed Greece I have been there too
>>71744175
too soon lad
>>71744158
>>71744187
>there are stupid liberals who call it Myanmar and think "Burma" is offensive
>>71744034
t. dehydrated bellsniff
do you you CRETIN
>>71744017
>ck
What even happens here?
Also a/int/his
>>71744190
his last tweet was in 2013 mate
he's gone the way of the dodo
The bogdanoff meme arrived very fast and has gone very fast too
Weird
>>71744229
you can overhydrate btw
>>71743894
Alcy
Rehydrate and take your vitamins.
>>71744209
Not to mention Ryanair and other el cheapo airlines. Meanwhile I can't get to Europe for less than $500 rt.
>>71744209
>pozgaylifar
>>71744228
Burma's the lesser of two evils
siam is inaccurate and therefore bad
sweden is a very nice country
>>71743754
>From
England
>Been
Wales
France
Belgium
Netherlands
Germany
Spain
Portugal
Morocco
Greece
Cyprus
Egypt
>>71744270
that's the joke
>>71744221
Sean Hannity's recent interview with him is proof enough, and if you think otherwise then you might want to check yourself into the local nuthouse.
pale straw master race
>from
middlesbrough
>been
middlesbrough
newcastle
>>71744209
It really is pretty great, especially with all the budget airlines too
Just snapped a slat under my bed
Parents will probably assume it was from me having sex when they visit next but it was because I was jumping on my bed lmao
Gonna let them make their own assumptions and not correct them so they don't think I'm a loser
>>71744130
what's this meme and why isn't it on /x/?
>>71744301
if you have to tell people what the joke is it's not a good joke
>nearly the first of march
>no outstanding gimmicks of the year yet
sad
>>71744274
this
better than denmark
>>71743924
>20th century onward
Try harder sweetie
a / vg / int / tv
>>71744244
see>>71744303
Also, he doesn't post on twitter anymore cos he thinks they don't promote free speech.
>>71744311
did this before. don't need so many anyway
>>71744341
salt bae
>>71744352
this poster is statistically underaged
From
>England
Been
>Wales
>Scotland
>NI
>Ireland
>France
>Spain
>Portugal
>Belgium
>Netherlands
>Yankland
>>71744347
yes i'd say so too
but danemark is very nice. people in the countryside were a bit mean though
>>71744311
do your parents do periodic room inspections or something. Why would they even find out?
>he's a regular on less than five boards
>>71744377
this posted is statistically half a woman
>>71744341
In a bizarre reversal of the previous 4chan-->Facebook gimmicks pipeline, the zestiest memes are now coming to us FROM Facebook, especially from the nation of Ireland (see e.g. Pintman, Ireland Simpsons Fans)
>>71743978
Not reading this piss list
>>71743998
Good post
>>71744269
annoingly it's like £20 for a return ticket to the airport, then £40 for a return ticket to Dublin
it's hard to justify paying half of my airfare to go a quarter of the distance
>>71744308
did a piss that was more yellow than a 'nana yesterday
am I fucked?
is there a worse pleb behaviour than smoking and drinking caffeinated drinks and have a chippy for lunch then complaining that you have a headache as if it's normal and nothing to do with your lifestyle?
>>71744258
you'd be sick long before>>71744258
>>71744392
Well the next time they visit is probably when I move flat so they'll see when taking the bed apart
>>71743597
>German posters predict Assanges death 1 year in advance
>wikileaks twitter goes insane on the day
>assange completely 'disappears'
>shows his face once in an interview, which was incredibly dodgy and dismissed as fake (mapping software)
>hasn't been seen in person since then
Not a fan of mainland europe
got a fox hunting trip planned for Thursday in Abyssinia then taking a slow boat to Cairo in the morning
>>71744308
murky orange here
The Eternal Debate
>>71744237
>What even happens here?
god tier memes
not much else
>>71744428
>chippy
its chipper, moron
>>71744269
Do Yanks visit Mexico/carribean or just holiday on yankland?
>>71744432
spanner
>>71744424
fine unless it's a long standing habit. then you get kidney stones
>>71744444
fuck off posh nonce
In order of time spent in each
/brit/
/fit/
/ck/
/bleep/
/lit/
/int/
could REALLY do with a tax rebate right now lads.
>chip shops
Disgusting fat ugly provincials
>>71744377
t. 4chan elite expert
>>71744311
Why would they ever, in a million years, know?
>>71744455
just buy a chemex
>>71743998
there is literally nothing wrong with graphic tees
>>71744466
>the engcuck reacts angrily to the persistence of other people on the island
cant remember the last time i drank coffee
maybe 1 1/2 year ago
>>71744498
not halal at all
>>71744269
>Much location privilege
>>71744308
can you drink too much water?
>>71744498
Abdul
please keep your autists on a chain
there is a brit faggot on /balt/+/ausnz/ posting gay porn and evading bans
thanks
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
/int/ used to be a fantastic board before everyone with at least 2 brain cells moved to /his/
also flooded by newcunts and retards
>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos
hey pakistani does your granny have a fanny does it smell
>>71744467
Like 80% of americans never leave america
t. Part of the 20%
>>71744524
I'm English and It's chippy
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
>ah yes i'll just down paracetamol as part of my regular diet instead of drinking a glass of water
>>71744467
Yes.
>>71744377
>hahaha anime and vidya underage b&!!
you do know what site you're on, right?
>>71744555
/int/ went to shit long before /his/ was even a thing
Where were you when 4chan got BTFO by The Guardian? Glad that you sad lonely virgins got shown up as the alt-right nazis that you are.
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/28/greatest-peril-screening-reality-4chan-pewdiepie-nothing-matters-fascism
>>71743566
dunno why we let them in our little band of brothers desu
dislike russians
>>71744549
*surreptitiously opens /balt/*
>Why yes, I am overhydrated
>>71744572
I may have been successfully rused
Imagine having such a blind memetic hate for Reddit you don't even enjoy genuinly good boards like /r/askhistorians
>'''''''''people''''''''' that 'don't like that taste of water'
do NOT associate with these runts.
daisy's destruction
>95% white in the centre
>Malmo rocked by EXPLOSION after HAND GRENADE detonated
ah
>>71744498
k, ahmed
the gf
>>71744467
people go to florida
if they have a little extra money, popular places are cancun, bahamas, jamaica, puerto rico
at least people on the east coast
What's the janny approved thread threshold these days ladm8s?
Is he still losing his shit until pg. 8
doing fasting and abstinence t'morra
>>71744638
Water tastes the best in the north, then the midlands, then the south
>this poster is statistically underaged
How do I block the lad bible on facebook
>Not Yet Dispatched
get TAE FUCK
>>71744606
nice memeing
does britain have some ends where the police dont even come anymore?
>>71744651
grenade attacks are reasonably common in malmo/sweden more generally
it's relatively easy to get a grenade there
what are you giving up for lent
for me, it's women
Remember when the jannu used to let you ring the bell to end play time
>he doesn't have high-quality tap
>>71744219
Herzegovina isn't a country
>>71744388
what happened in the countryside?
>>71744651
hope Tim Pool is okay
>>71744606
>if you disagree with me you're disconnected from reality
Yeah not even going to bother reading this past the first few paragraphs.
what is lent
>>71744697
>not living on the A3 corridor and getting everything delivered next day even with normal shipping
>>71744695
click on the thing to the top-right of the post, says something like hide or unfollow lad-bible
Better yet, unfriend any mong that likes/shares that shite
>>71744651
>SWEED'N
>>71744734
Neither are England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland but the guy I replied to listed them, so I thought I'd give Herzegovina their independence too.
>>71744744
t. spends >6hrs per day in his room on a computer
Why is water best in Scotland
>>71744688
south water is full of cocaine and oestrogen not DELICIOUS NORTHERN MINERALS
>>71744498
Hot chip shop 2bh
i have never gotten dubs
>JAY KAY ROWLING IS A FOWKIN MOWRON
>>71744759
Repent, sinner.
It's not too late.
>>71744735
i was in a small town (less than 10k hab, everyone knows everyone type of town) in the odense island and they treated me like a jf and were overall full of contempt
did not even do anything wrong
>>71744759
sorry juan, que vas a dejar en cuaresma
Bit suspicious they didn't fluoridate the south lads
cheshire is a great person and northern england is a fantastic region
>>71744788
Projection at it's finest.
*boils a full kettle*
*makes one cup of tea*
kek, nothin personnel, environment
>>71744759
gondola doesn't speak
delete this
>>71744651
Classic Drumpf, he said there was violence in Sweden the other night when infact there was peace!
The riot happened the day after, not on the night he thought it did.
Lmao Drumpf stumped again. Le alternative facts XD
I have never (You)'d myself
>>71744900
going to play gta with my brother bye lads xx
>>71744857
>gif
fuck off
>>71744882
Do this multiple times a day
>>71744848
It's the opposite in England places that get tourists hate them and if you go somewhere more obscure they feel honoured that you'd what to visit their area
>>71743754
Hmm... Let's see.
>England, Scotland and all over Wales
>France
>Spain
>Italy
>Switzerland
>Norway
>Tenerife
>Malaysia
>Philippines
>Thailand
Hmm that's not very impressive actually.
Want to go to:
>Japan
>USA
>Germany
>Serbia
>>71744848
people in the provinces can be cunts 2bh
sort of glad i don't live there anymore
>>71744883
This.
downloading a bit of the old 'nography
>>71744882
Personal**
the British government plants trees along roads to give the illusion that Britain is a foresty country
Sad!
>>71744895
There is nowhere in Sweden even nearly as dangerous as Chicago or Detroit.
Even though I'm a yuppie on a good wage in London, I would absolutely LOVE IT if London had a financial collapse and all of our jobs, where we don't really make anything or contribute any real service, have to be scrapped. Would be hilarous desu.
>>71744931
>the provinces
ah yes the londoner
>>71744882
it takes longer though, I guess some people just want to see the world burn
>>71744931
copenhagen is a nice city though. stockholm is still better
>>71744962
t. dave the fish and chip enthusiast
>>71744957
slowly but surely. we've come a long way since the 70s
Bavaria is the best place to visit in Germany except that one taxi driver
>>71744962
t. Mo Aziz, Northern Native
Little known fact: Britain actually has lots of room for migrants
>>71745014
no we don't
if a girl says 'love you' to me, am i correct in assuming that it's just some demeaning bullshit
>>71745040
proofs??
>>71744857
gotta keep the Northern Man down
Love it when I wake up in the night expecting it to be like 5am but then it's actually like 2am so I've got loads more time to sleep
This is what wageslaving has done to me
>>71745014
Even for my fat ass?
>>71745043
depends who said it might be flirting with ya kid
Glad england is turning muslim 2bh
Might get us off this western degeneracy train
>>71744990
>>71745013
t. Michael, who wears an expensive suit and tie to work each morning in the heart of The City, picks up a fairly comfy £500 paycheque each week, and spends at least 6 hours of every working day just reading the news sites.
>>71745069
>>71745069
ESPECIALLY americans trying to get away from Donnie Dumpf
>>71745049
we have a housing crisis and our infrastructure is overburdened
>>71744913
Weak meme.
>>71744848
The danes are pretty based about denial of foreigners.
You frenchmen tend to have strong accents.
>>71745066
happens to me sometimes
one of the pengest feels tbH. wake up for a piss and see that its only 5am instead of 6:30
>>71744857
>the absolute state of the north
is this why you're all such useless runts with third eyes welded shut?
>>71745069
No only the ones which wear tea towels on their heads and dress up like postboxes
>>71745099
>.
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fuck off red dit
>>71745083
so what I'm more of a benefit to the economy than you
>>71745049
how a newbuild house the size of a shed being 150,000 quid but it's that or rent
>>71744759
Christianity is represented by the Trinity
Generally this is viewed as the God, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
But during Lent (the period between Pancake Day and Easter) it becomes - Self-denial, Service-to-others, and Sacrifice
Christians give up something they like (self-denial), use the money saved to donate to charities and the like (service-to-others), and make a promise to themselves and God to do something every day that is hard for them (sacrifice). This series of actions reminds them of all Jesus endured in the desert and focuses their minds on the good deeds they can and should do.
For example, me last year:
- I gave up Asda meal deals
- I gave the £3/day to a mental health charity who had a donation collector outside my train station
- I let my car defrost without using de-icer (this may sound like nothing, but that extra 20 mins/day waiting nearly drove me to madness, and every day I nearly quit, but praying whilst I waited got me through it)
Basically, Lent is a way for Christians to fell less guilty about all the sins we commit during the rest of the year.
Would like to visit Europe and just drive around a bit but I'm an autismo with no one to go with me
c'est la vie
>>71745080
fuck off rasheed
>>71744957
k, achmed
>Fat cat bankers, landbanking developers keep house prices high
>Millionaire politicians deliberately mismanaged the NHS and starve councils of resources to make their own case for privitisation
>But it's the blood foreigners I tell ye
Couldn't make it up!
>>71744606
>4chan is /pol/
honestly is a real shame that this is such a prevalent belief
(fig 1) povvos on the left, billionaires on the right
>>71745086
Awww thanks lad! I'll integrate real nice, you won't even notice me
>Pip, Pip! Cheerio govna!
>>71745137
haha get a load of this twat
Sometimes I see how cheap flights are and think about just going on a day trip on my own to some random European city
>>71745137
why give up de-icer
>>71745167
Rasheed.
>>71745179
me in the middle (class)
>>71744960
>t. never been to chicago or detroit
They're both hyper-segregated, you dumb fuck.
Detroit is still shit, however.
>>71745179
>garden
>povvos
dumb provinceposter
business idea
>>71745232
are you saying that like it's a good thing
Right then lads
Better get to sleep, noseberg wants you in 8:30 sharp tomorrow
sweden just has a few dangerous ends but otherwsie the whole country is peng
>>71745179
me in the spotted cow
>>71745167
gives the public something to moan about rather than looking at bigger things, great distraction
need to write loads tomorrow
GIRLS ON FILM
>>71745128
Yes almost definitely. My last job was as a barman, I made about a third of what I make now but worked twice as hard and had an actual benefit to the economy. Now I'm just in a comfy yuppie job and offer very little benefit at all.
>>71745199
Because the point is to use faith to get you through hard times. But I work a white collar job and there's nothing especially terrible about my life.
By giving up de-icer, I am making a legit sacrifice; relative to the rest of my life. It is frustrating and painful to sit and wait for my car to de-ice naturally. I want to make it stop. Every day I almost gave in and used it, but I resited the temptation.
Through (minor) adversity I recognised, and rejected, Satan and his easy answers.
>>71745262
which one
makes thy mind pondre
>rides into the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU
>>71745273
Its black gangs killing eachother in thier containment zones
>>71745197
I want to do that, but the train ticket to the airport is like half of the price of the plane ticket and it's hard to justify that price
>>71745179
Aunt lives in Farnham tbqh, nice place but hardly billionaire-tier.
>>71745262
Mate we've already got fucking hundreds of shitty little town centres that could do with some investment, nevermind building even more
>>71745286
FOWKING MOWRON
>the train ticket to the airport is like half of the price of the plane ticket
the north
>>71745262
let me make a few alterations
behold the final evolution of Yanktown
>>71745316
tell me about spain
why does he wear the basque?
>>the train ticket to the airport is like half of the price of the plane ticket
northern england LOL
>>71745011
NRW, nordsee, ostsee, and berlin are all better than bayern.
I'm in love with the shape of you
Yes, you anon
>>71745361
houston, right?
horrifying
>>71745376
fancy shithouses anon?
>>71745376
Me? Haha oooo
>>71745324
Tbf here there's a bus to the airport
>>71745361
*offs self*
>>71745392
there was nothing wrong with the first one
>>71745450
yeah there was, excessive front setback dominated by a driveway and a parking garage
>>71745321
Bingo
>>71745365
>>71745354
Why are you assuming this is the north? If anything trains up north are cheaper
the mum
*gasps*
Kill... Meeeeee...
*gestures at you lamely*
>BREAKING NEWS: 'Massive explosion' in tunnel under Manchester Airport runway causes travel chaos as firefighters battle blaze
wew
>>71743384
This makes me cringe hard.
>>71745392
pengest one is 4
>>71745478
hardly excessive . seen much worse. and the solutions are alri if you have another hundred thou
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nSezRWIH6g
>>71745491
just a joke
actually i flew return to london for £25 once and the train ticket from luton to the centre was something like £30 return
>>71745506
Ahh yes, really squashes the old menisci.
>>71745506
that growler. genuinely looks like the inbred face from op
>>71745537
another hundred thousand for double the space isn't bad
>>71745514
Going to need a sauce on that.
>frog still all about peng
Wew.
BREAKING NEWS: 'Massive explosion' in my trousers under my bum causes chaos as i battle smell and texture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_z_UEuEMAo pengest tune
>>71745514
Pakipoo is up to his old tricks
>>71745514
IRA?
>>71745587
if you already own it
>>71745514
>explosion
it's just a fire
>>71745622
>>71745625
you fucking racists
>>71745588
>>71745622
>>71745625
it's on dailymail
looks like just a fire with some hype 2bh
Eating sugar free polos
How come all sweets don't have a sugar free version these days
>BREAKING NEWS: Tony Blair judged to have done absolutely nothing wrong
>>71745392
bottom left is the best
especially if you put a pool in the front courtyard and turn the outside building into a poolhouse.
when the roof caved in and the truth came out i just didn't know what to do
BREAKING NEWS: Nibiru is coming, we have bigger fish to fry
very excited to know what scarjo will think of the facilities
>BREAKING NEWS: Just did a poo lads
>>71745625
Dr. O'Pavel?
>trying to guide my mate through computer stuff on whatsapp
cannot even imagine being technologically illiterate
>>71745653
Wow rude
>Trump blames Obama for protests and leaks
GOLDSTEIN
would you be jealous of your police detective gfs partner?
loving all your blog posts. will definitely subscribe to you all.
>>71745724
I get noticeably upset when someone fumbles with incredibly basic user-friendly tech shit; like self check-outs.
even worse when they're a young person.
Is there a bear grylls like tv show with a person surviving on an island but actually real?
SPL could be the most competitive league in the world if Celtic fucked off .
Rangers can stay until they get their shit together and then they can fuck off too.
Not even a rorkist but Rhodesia was objectively better than Zimbabwe
>>71745815
Cast Away (2000)
>>71745792
mine are set to private you can't
>>71745815
that'd be racist
>>71745815
The Island
>>71745832
only because mugabe is a fuckwit
mugabe is a rorke
Are there actually any good American comedy shows?
They're so painfully unfunny it actually hurts.
>>71745821
Really really hope you twats don't force the FA to shoehorn the old firm into the english league system
>>71745622
Trust me mate if they tried anything here I'd bang them all out.
>>71745775
it's literally all manufactured outrage
>>71745832
anything is better than a country run by subhuman niggers