/cum/ Cambodia Uganda Macedonia

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tfw finally found a type of coffee I like so I can drink more than tea at work

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>>71729230
Good Morning /cum/

>>71729453
Hi

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>>71729230
>?

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had a pretty good birthday yesterday drinking by myslef

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>>71729493
Huh?

one of you burgers has a birthday too apparently
so happy birthday, tyrone

America's a bunch of cucks, think about it, a black guy giving the BBC to the pure white woman known as America, and basically everybody relevant voted for it to happen twice

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>>71729767
thanks

>used to fap to shuz drawings like 7 years ago
>today on a whim I was in the mood for some hentai so I browsed doujins
>stumble upon shuz doujins
>he's made a whole bunch
All this oppai loli is fucking destroying my penis but I can't stop.

>>71729973
Degenerate

>>71729811
This was fucking hilarious

>Be a 10 year old
>Want a great outdoors birthday
>Have it crashed by some crazed woman saying "kill all niggers" while brandishing a gun and waving a confederate flag

That's just straight up absurd, I would never believed it if someone just typed it up on twitter or something.

@71729973
stop being a degenerate pedophile

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Sort yourself out.

>>71730000

>>71729811
> Ancona dies
> Milo's career dies
> Manfred gets outed as a pedo
> Trump's approval ratingd are abysmal
> Moonlight gets Best Picture
> Two muslims win academy awards
> More and more whites are proving themselves to be a danger to society

2017 is going GREAT!

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>>71730153
cumskin genocide when

>>71730017
It's not my fault oppai lolis are literally perfect.

>>71730098
I'm not a pedophile. I just like boobs that are disproportionately huge for the frame. Plus the playful innocence. When it comes to "real" women I prefer mature women by far because they have experience and know what they're doing in bed.

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i can't stop fucking coughing

i dont wgere i am

>>71730188
I wanna fuck that cake

>>71730086
Why 35 years
Kys

>>71730188
good with milk
t. food pro

>>71730217
are you cakesexual?

>>71730235
They pointed guns at children while yelling racial slurs. I think that breaks a lot of laws.

>>71730235
7 min for brandishing, 5 min for death threat, 5 years for criminal trespassing or something, and a jury that thinks you're crazy for threatening a random kid at his birthday party

>>71730235
hatecrimes should get life desu

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why is mtn dew voltage so fuckin good

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why is 2017 so bad so far gamers
i just want everyone to have a good time

>>71730642
>tfw don't like video games anymore
>mostly play out of habit
>rarely enjoy them

>>71729811
After reading this it made think they got 35 years for just waving the flag. Didn't know about the gun till later. And the man who was arrested was Mexican

>>71730642
idk everythings just melting down

guess we'll just wait and see how the rest of the year plays out, maybe something good comes out of all this shit

>>71730702
the same thing happened to me except i got so desperate for enjoyment i started playing kids games

i j-just want to have fun again

>>71730737
All I've been able to get myself to play lately has been Overmeme and various Paradox map painters

>>71730715
Actually he was spanish.

>>71730593
It's got electrolytes!

>>71730642
Torment was just released

I'm sort of hyped

Also played some Northgard and it's a nice settlers-esque game

>>71730527
hate crimes shouldn't exist if they don't apply to everyone

>>71730909
true
i wanted to play night in the woods but apparently it's bad
shame since the art and music was nice

>tfw tf2 has gone down the shitter with the "muh competitive gaem" attitude from leddit
>joke of a dev team actually listens to those retards
>competitive mode to be like csgo lol!
>considering buying OverHype to play instead
should i buy the base game or should i get the origins edition for only 5 bucks more at my Shartmart?

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>>71730789
What if he was Italian

>>71730945
>>competitive mode to be like csgo lol!
More like
>competitive mode to be like Overwatch lol!
>should i buy the base game or should i get the origins edition for only 5 bucks more at my Shartmart?
Origins just gives you skins and some shit for other Blizzard games.

>>71730998
one off
I kinda like the bastion and reaper skins but i dont even play any other blizz games

>>71730988
Better. We could have used it to piss off Salvini, like that time an Italian got arrested in Morocco for terrorism.

>>71730916
Don't tell that to me, I don't make up the laws or enforce them, if it were up to me, more hate crimes against white's would be reported and brought to justice.

>>71731156
Not him, but I think any hate crime against any race no matter what should be punished bc its fucking retarded for a white guy to be charged for a hate crime against a black guy when a black guys says the same thing but replace blacks with whites and he'd be getting off scot-free because of the retarded "blacks cant be racist" meme, and i'm not even white.

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>>71731056
If you want them, buy it. I like Overwatch, but I played CSGO before it.

>>71731323
I'm not disputing that. in a logical world that would happen, but such is not the case.

>mfw the ayys will someday see our retardation in governments planetwide and will fuck off immediately because we're too stupid for the ayys

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Don't move a muscle /cum/, this is a stick-up.

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how was your weekend lads

is there anything worse than anime?

>>71731918
short

>>71731963
yes

anime inspired western cartoons

>>71730945
comp mode should have been here years ago

rip weabootique, house of virgins, and fighting amphibians

seen a woman in a nasty woman sweater

she was cute but her friend was fat

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>>71729230
>non-cambodian uganda macedonian posters posting ITT

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How long until civic nationalism becomes acceptable? 3 generations? 4?

>>71732205
>non-cambodian-ugandan-macedonian poster complaining about non-cambodian-ugandan-macedonian posters in a cambodian-ugandan-macedonian thread

JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T STOP THIS COUGH

IT HURTS MY ALREADY SORE THROAT

MY SIDES HURT FROM DOING IT SO MUCH

FUCKING KILL ME

>>71732362
chill the fuck out, take some delsym max strength

>>71732383
I DID

BUT IT SAYS NOT TO TAKE MORE THAN 20 ML IN 24 HOURS

>>71732209
Right now

>HTC
>Oneplus
>Motorola pre Lenovo
M8 could I fucking adopt you? You and the image-maker? Nougat and google assistant stock on these devices is god-tier

>tfw uganda

>>71732571
nice timetamp digits

dead board, dead general, dead thread

>>71732444
>>71732362
STOP SCREAMING
THAT'S WHY IT HURTS

Was supposed to have a presentation this morning lads, spent all night working on slides and shit, got to the library an hour before class to brush up some stuff, and then started having weird stuff happen

Heart palpitations, difficulty breathing, paranoia, completely out of nowhere. I'm sitting in the bathroom now shaking and sweating and it's freaking me the fuck out, I tried to stand up but I got dizzy and almost hit my head on the wall. my presentation started five minutes ago

Am, I dying?

Why aren't you at work right now, /cum/?

>>71733398
Student lad, I quit my job a few weeks ago to focus on having a life outside of school.

Now I can actually succeed in my hobbies again <3

Mornin guys
>>71733398
I work night shift and am a student

>>71733611
prostitution isn't a hobby

>>71733644
Weightlifting, piano, violin, and boardgame design nigga

But yes people pay to fuck me, through buying dinners or what have you. I'm a pretty boy

>someone links some subpar sloot on instagram in another thread
>notice she has a patreon listed
>gets over $3k/month just for posting selfies on instagram
Why oh why couldn't I have been born with a vagina

>>71733351
Call the hospital

>>71733819
It's abating a bit, think I'll cab home and ride it out, if it doesn't get any worse. I'll go to the doctor this afternoon.

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I've awoken, my friends

>>71733972
Mornin

Professor is talking about diversity and "how far we have to go in society" and shit right now

Bout to HEEM someone buds

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TayTay

>>71733972
Good morning burgerfriend <3

How did you sleep?

>>71733398
>tfw lunch break in 10 minutes
feels good

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And I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God bless the U.S.A.

Want to KMS after seeing all my wasted potential

>>71734590
Nothing in life matters bud

>>71734515
freedom ain't free

>>71733398
I am, but things are at a standstill at the institutional level so I'm shitposting until the whole thing blows over

>>71733398
I'm a full time student living in gibs

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would you fuck Kellyanne Conway?

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>>71735218
I'd have to see her feet first before I make my decision

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>>71735313

>>71735357
Not too bad, just old. I'd let her hop on my couch

LALALALALALALA *boom*

>>71735426
she's 50

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>>71734105
Refreshed, full of hopes and dreams

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>>71735455

>>71735497
She probably knows a few tricks then

To every american who believes his anthem sucks and a new one is in need: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9e7Bmsd_Iw

My grandfather's dying. Should I buy black or charcoal suit? I would go with charcoal for versatility but he close family member and I ought pay respect due in mourning black. Opinions, if you would.

>>71736053
Black. It's tradition m8. Honor it for him

>>71736028
I enjoy our anthem but it is battle hymnal.

>>71735218
Yee

>>71735455
What did he mean by this

>>71736053
depends on what your grandpa thinks, if hes super traditional wear the black suit but if hes a laid back grandpa he wouldnt give a shit if you wore a charcoal suit

I'm gonna make my funeral a pajama party
Firstly I need to make friends and reconnect with family members so people would show up first though

>>71736232
good image

>>71736227
He has dementia. He has forgotten in past how we are even related. I think I will save money for a fitted suit in black. I do not think he would care regardless as family will show in as-they-please.

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Just got done with my presentation

Did good

>>71736248
Do you know of GG Allin's funeral?

If I had friends and family that cared deeply and understood me well I would have them wrap me in sheet, carry me to the funeral grounds and toss me in the pit before having a funerary party in praise of life itself.

>>71736028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3IJ05QntXQ

>>71736334
dementia sucks bro, my grandma has it and i dont know how long she has until she cant recognize me

just get the black suit if thats what you want

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>>71736343
good for you

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Mister President

Happy fastnacht day you out of state MONGRELS

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People that fuck with children should be killed.
That's called saving society. But talking about, oh you're a homophobe. You're a sexphobe. You're a hater.

If you control the children, you control the next generation. If you're sexualizing children, you're enslaving the next generation with sex.

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my thesis will smash your stereo to pieces

>>71736799
wish more people were sexphobes buds
not enough pure people left today

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morning /cum/drums

>>71736862
>>71736799
who here /sexphobe/? im not a virgin but the idea of casual sex is repulsing to me

White people baka

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/02/27/us/georgia-couple-confederate-flags-threats/index.html?sr=twcnni022817georgia-couple-confederate-flags-threats1147AMVODtopVideo&linkId=34960302

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Can you do a cartwheel /cum/?

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Shit wrong webm

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Why do people support this loon?

>>71737326
She's right, we need to stop using electricity altogether.

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I have awoken

Why does everyone pretend like nuclear is the only alternative to coal?

I mean the solar potential of the sun corner alone... not to mention all the hydroelectric potential in the North West

who here has filename autism?

get really fucking mad when I see maxresdefault.jpg, image.jpg, and imgur filenames

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i can't wait until i'm 21 so i can carry on my family tradition of alcoholism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahXQ7e8w7mQ

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>being autistic about filenames

>>71737501
what is maxresdefault and image.jpg from?

>>71737452

I wish we more serious about nuclear fusion research since anyone able to successfully and efficiently channel it would be making the greatest innovation of the 21st century

>>71737632
Yeah but current nuclear technology is dirty and dangerous and no one knows how to safely store the spent fuel rods + there is enough enriched plutonium lying around in civilian warehouses to make a thousand suitcase nukes

>>71729230
I have a motorola and it fucking sucks

>>71737616
maxresdefault is from youtube thumbnails I think and image.jpg is from iphone

>>71737563
Now I want to play Windows pinball again

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>>71737690
My iPhone images are numbered. Example related.

>>71737722
old iphones

>>71737751
Ah, I see

Went for groceries for the first time this year yesterday. I'm stoked. I have a loaf of bread now. Gonna make me some toast.

>>71737501
Same
>>71737516
Just get a fake id dude

>>71737516
>ameriprohibitions

do you live in a dry county, too?

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>>71737924
I could get it now but I want to wait until I have my own place so I can do it in peace

>>71730380
interesting that there's videos of everything else except this

>>71738007
why do you aspire to drink alone

Drinking in moderation is fine. Getting drunk on occasion is okay. Being an alcoholic is abhorrent.

Too horny for my own good, no legal(or good) escort services. How do I get a one night stand like the normies do?

>>71738103

roofies and booze

>>71738103
Find a desperate hag at the local dive.

Is this art-music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPnWLUEWBQc

>>71738103
There are plenty of recipes for chloroform out there on the internet.

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Hmm

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>>71738033
so is smoking

>>71738035
because I need something viable to aspire to

>>71738103
>Go to bar
>Drink a lot
>Find lonely girl(s)
>Let the alcohol do the talking
All there is to it

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>>71738196
You should aspire to my bf

>>71738194
Lol, proof women crave strong men.

>>71738103
tinder

>>71738211
>drink a lot

but know your limits
don't become a slurring, drunk retard or so drunk you will fuck the ugliest hambeast at the place

>>71738103
Drink alcohol

You heard of hell? Well I was sent from it

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>>71735218
Would hatefuck the shit out of her, to be honest my friend.

>>71738283
And in other news, men crave good looking women

Latvia and Russia are basically the same place.

>>71738194
A PARAGRAPH CAN BE LONGER THAN 3 SENTENCES HOLY FUCK THIS ISN'T 3RD GRADE WRITING CLASS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING REDDIT

>>71738194
theyre such children, fuck

I feel like calling off today but I just called off on the 3rd of Febuary so idk

>>71738465
Expecting people to write properly on the internet is quite autistic.

>>71738465
the reddit interface is pretty shit.

guess she just didn't know any better because she couldn't really see how her post would end up looking like after submitting.

why does this make you so angry anyway?

Would you elect me
>pro gun ownership (with certification)
>slightly reduced immigration (contrary to popular belief, Canada has a pretty tight immigration system)
>>crack down on temporary foreign workers, and their ability to land themselves
>2% military spending
>electoral reform, proportional representation preferred but different forms open to referendum after a public investigation
>legalization of marijuana
>loosening of liquor laws to some extents (eg., allow grocery stores to sell alcohol, allow liquor sales later into the night, allow consumption of alcohol in some public spaces like parks, streets during holidays)
>focus on shifting towards nuclear and renewable power
>national focus on health, nutrition, and activity. Officially denounce the "food pyramid," instead advocate knowledge of calories and macronutrients, and a 40/40/20 diet of proteins/fats/carbs. Federal funding should be increased so that every child can be engaged in some type of sport.
>promote Canadian arts content, but have a review board for what qualifies. For example; a hallway of dildos hung from the roof should not qualify, but things like abstract or post-modern painting/sculpture should. Preference is given, of course, to art that promotes images of Canada and Canadian values.
>mandatory, uniform sex ed in grade 8
>teach political knowledge, economic knowledge, and how to organize your life in school, starting early
>mandatory second language education until grade 12

What did I miss? What would you do differently?

>>71738489
My parents were married with four kids and my dad worked full time to support us at their same ages. Really makes me think.

>>71730153
Who is Manfred?

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>arma humble bundle again

>>71738555
Because I see people write like this on 4chins

>>71737307
the surgeon did an awful job

>>71738586
sounds pretty white trash to have four kids at 23

guess that's more of a mexican/muslim thing now

>>71738578
Mandatory 2 year military service or equivalent civil service.

>>71738586
If she had mewling babes running around her feet and her only source of income and stability was her husband she wouldnt risk the biscuit to fuck chad once

fucking whore, she should fuck his friend so the guy can know her true nature and move on

>>71738653
Nah, my dad could provide for us. When money was an issue my mom would work. They always wanted four kids. It was affordable most of the time. We were never upper middle class but we were never poor.

>>71737516
>the land of the free

>>71738679
Fair point.

someone kill me please

>>71738283
Did anyone ever try to deny this?

Lmao IPhone is by far the GOAT phone. I don't know why there's this stupid meme about hating iPhone but you seem rather pathetic.

FUCK ate way too many pancakes
gonna explode or throw up any second now

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>>71738771

>>71738656
Oh, this is good as well (but would be nearly impossible to sell in Canada, a country with almost no history of militarism). Perhaps something that if you opt in for 2 years of military service, you get guaranteed special rights or bonuses (free transit, preferential medical treatment).

>>71738377
Latvia is a nice place though

what a cunt

>>71738734
He's free to do what he pleases, including destruction of self.

>>71738815
best post footkraut has ever made imo

>>71738797
Feminists and other such SJW types.

>>71738771
*Kills you*
That'll be 1,299.99 plus tip

>>71738819
>sissy gun
soemone else kill me please

post fridge moretz

>>71738837
its a song lyric though

>>71738870
They're the most submissive in bed desu lad

>>71738878
I assume my digits will cover your tip?
>>71738888
I won't be needing them

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>>71738888

>sissy gun

>>71738821
Military service gives preferential education opportunity. Front of the line for uni of trades schools.

>>71738905
I thought they were all dykes

>>71738804
It is a really nice phone indeed (it just WERKS) and I wouldn't change my phone anytime soon (still an old iPhone 5s) but some things are just annoying.
They should just give you an option to clear the cache of apps without having to delete them and then reinstall. what a dumb poopy shit that is.
instagram always goes up to a few gigs after some time because it saves all the pictures for some reason (wouldn't know what else it could be)


Also

La La Land has won many Oscars

La La Land has won a lot of Oscars

Which one is correct? Are both correct? Is one more correct than the other? If one is incorrect, why?

>>71738968
or*

Canada...that was fucking beautiful....
Literally weeping right now...what an amazing country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFuwUiHo-WI

>>71739008
Both are correct but many sounds better.

t. Posting from my iPhone 5s :)

>>71738578
>mandatory second language
No. Wipe out French and any injun languages. Everyone should be fluent in English.

>>71739137
utterly nonsensical post

>>71739005
Lesbians aren't real

>>71739179
Nobody asked for your opinion. English should be the only language anyone speaks. Wipe out all others.

>>71739203

then how do you explain /u/?

>>71739264
They're cartoons and also bisexual
There are no women who exclusively are attracted to other women in my experience

well I called off work

>>71738968
This is a good one, will also combat the rampant leftism in university.

>>71739137
English first, second language doesn't need to be French. Knowing a second language is universally valuable and is something everyone should aspire to do.

Reply to my thread pls and ty

>>71738578
I'd vote for you over Poodeau and whatever joke the tories will wheel out, but here are some changes I'd make personally:

>good
>keep or slightly reduce immigration quotas, but sign reciprocal free movement/trade treaties with the US, EU and Australia+NZ
>good
>My thoughts on the military:
Reduce military spending, introduce a Canadian Article 9 and reorient our military from international peacekeeping to maintaining canada's sovereignty. Increase the size and funding of our air force and navy, and scrap the professional army and replace it with a much larger national militia in which all 18-25 NEETs must offer 12 months of service, after which they will be able to keep their weapons at home, swiss style.
>electoral reform good, seats in parliament should be awarded based on share of the national vote
>legalize all drugs
>introduce an SAQ style liquor board for every province, with a monopoly on liquor sales and de-regulate beer completely (legalize the sale and consumption of beer under 5% everywhere)
>shift towards renewable energy, not nuclear, which is not the future
>health and lifestyle classes should become far more important in secondary education, kids should be taught how feed themselves healthy diets and gym should be a more frequent and important class
>canadian artists are already supported by our gubmint son
>mandatory sex ed should be taught in primary school, lots of grade 8 children are sexually active
>good idea
>good, but include spanish as an option for anglo canadians and mandarin as an option in BC

>>71739328
It shouldn't be, though. Dumb foreigners should learn to speak English.

this fucking video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGHaWEpjSV0

can it get any more staged?

literally who the fuck behaves like that and why would he speak so loudly?

Also what a coincidence that he JUST arrives there as it happens and no one else is around, then he follows only to catch up on her ripping that mirror off which for some reason doesn't really get much of a reaction out of the driver.

>exactly what you deserved you SCUM!

worse than those staged PRANKS (social experiments)

>>71739365
hello my friend

>>71739402
Read the comments of people saying it doesnt matter that its fake because it still happens everyday kek

71739495
Who gave you permission to reply to me?

>>71739498
all the comments are in chinese... bud

>>71739563
Oh kek
Never opened his link

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>scrap the professional army and replace it with a much larger national militia in which all 18-25 NEETs must offer 12 months of service, after which they will be able to keep their weapons at home, swiss style.

>>71739663
Whats the problem with making useless underclass scum defend our borders?

I don't think Canada will ever be invaded

I propose that the US keeps the professional army but also expands the National Guard and makes service compulsory. Also create national fitness programs and fine people for being fat.

>>71739722
We still need to make sure we can assert our right our EEZ in the arctic

>>71739722
nothing to invade unless we're in some bizzaro post apocalyptic world where we get absolutely completely btfo by the arabs and canada cuts ties and allies with the russians

>>71739663
I don't understand why you think this is a bad idea, if they are NEET they might as well be conscripted. Pay them a small salary, teach them discipline and fitness.

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Maine Coons are the best pets desu.

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>>71739722

oh good, so you dont know about operation igloo yet

I think social media has ruined womemes
I'm looking over this Stacy's shoulder and her whole feed is just a bunch of memes glorifying being a bitch
Just saw one that was:
Him: I really like you
Me: You're buying dinner then
Then a smug negress pic

>>71739840
is this a classic CISCO video phone

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>>71739840
>all that disgusting fur left behind everywhere

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>>71739840
I have a mixed Maine Coon kot

Reply to thread Pls

>>71739115

>>71739877

yup

>>71732300
Kek

>>71739387
I like your military idea, but I want us to stay in NATO (or sign independent pacts) because Baltic is cute and I want uncle Vlad to stay away.

Not sure about legalizing all drugs, but I think we can definitely ramp it up to more than weed.
I also prefer your liquor idea.

Agreed with your comments on health.

I know they are, but I think we can do more: even without increasing spending, it would be nice to encourage more consumption of Canadian culture.

I agree with it being in elementary school, it was in mine and I was from a rich neighbourhood. I know that a lot of people get triggered by younger folks learning but ultimately, you're right.

Second language would hopefully be more open to choice than just French, I agree that Spanish should probably be a big option in contrast to French. I think Mandarin should be taught>French in BC as well.

/cum/ Party of Canada when?

>>71739399
t. American """"intellectual"""

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>>71729230

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>>71739907

>>71739852
i always get nigger pictures on instagram in the feed thing and it's all about cheating, being a slut, baby daddy, baby mama, having five different side hoes, all that shit. (or they're some WOKE shit about pan african heritage)
but it's just IRONIC
it's just MEMES

>>71739952
Stop enable Johnny Foreigner, Chang Gagnon. Everyone must speak English.

>>71739852

Apparently getting a 'like' on social media gives the same chemical rush as kissing someone you really like irl. People get addicted to approval man.

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is this true?

name ONE (1) non-shit Ontario city, I dare you

>>71740017
Everyone must speak English in Canada, speaking multiple languages is a mark of intelligence and culture. Stop proving true the meme that Americans are uncivilized.

>>71739970
Que pedo we

>>71739952
>tfw we can brainstorm better policies for fun than the leading parties can

we're so castrated by the powers that be

BENEVOLENT DICTATOR WHEN!!!!!

>>71740008
Don't say the n word Pls

>>71740087
Toronto

>>71740087

Id say Fort Severn, because its as far away from Toronto as possible

>>71729230
I got a one plus because I compared it's specs to other phones and it seemed to be best value by far, but I've had trouble with it. It doesn't connect to wifi networks unless they're open and authentication never works. Online this is a known issue and the only way to fix it seems to be flashing a new OS. So basically good value for the most part but you get what you pay for.

>>71740093
>Everyone must speak English in Canada, speaking multiple languages is a mark of intelligence and culture.
not nowadays, english is such an uaseful, advanced and hard to learn english speaking english proficiently should be the focus, learning other useless languages will only detract from that

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>>71740136
>>71740149

>>71740093
Joke's on you because English is my second language (my first isn't Spanish).

>>71740087
Chatham-Kent, Kingston, Old Toronto, Guelph

>>71740197

t. Vladimir Petzkrodik

>>71740217
Of sheepshead bay, brooklyn

EYOOO

>>71740217
t. no gf having anime watcher

>>71740098
I've really considered starting a political party, but it's impossible to gain any traction as an outsider in our retarded system.

>>71740190
>learning more things detracts from knowing things
Knowing more language demonstrably improves your skill in your first language.

Time to end racism, buds. I propose we have only one one race. The white race.

Isn't sex ed already taught in grade 8? I had it 8 years ago when I was in middle school.

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>>71740245

too mean

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>>71740256
Nobody likes you

>>71740196
>it..it was just a prank bro, they gave us 80$ for it

x-D

Why are North Koreans so clever

Hello darkness my old friend.

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literally nothing wrong with having no gf and watching anime
in fact they have no relation

Friendly reminder that wiping out all blacks would significantly improve the planet.

>>71740255
Canada is far to fragmented of a society, you have to target specific demographics to get results. Like we could be a quebec nationalist party, or a prairie pro business party, but if we were just advertised as level-headed populists we wouldnt get any support bases

This girl just opened a snapchat that was a dick pic

>>71740290
I like me and that's all that matters.

>>71739985
Fucking kek

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>>71740325
>>71740256
Racist aren't welcome in /cum/ buddy

>>71740350
was it a good dick?

>>71740087
I thought Ontario was a city desu

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>>71740310

Who the fuck even makes brainy wojaks

>>71740385
Idk it just looked like a dick
Dont know what makes one good or not

>>71740093
Dude I met a bunch of Canadians in Florida who spoke English like shit.

>>71740376
Prove me wrong. Wiping out every single black on the planet and then repopulating Africa would make the world a better place. Africa stops being a shithole, crime rates plummet, AIDS is nearly gone on an international scale, Haiti can finally stop being an utter shithole.

>>71740255
>Knowing more language demonstrably improves your skill in your first language.
i could see that being the case in some circumstances, but i don't think it's necessary to actually learn other languages

but yes, there is something to be said of understanding the roots of aspects of english, which you could acquire through learning other languages, alternatively you can study those etymologically rather than undertaking learning to speak another language

Mormons

>>71740474
>tfw you would kill me and my family

feels bad man

Balding Mormon Tinder sluts

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>>71740474
>Prove me wrong
I'm not going to argue with you retard


You can leave now

some classic ish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

>>71740538
It's because you literally can't,
>>71740514
Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Civic nationalism > white nationalism

>>71740568
i dindu nuffin

>>71738606
Lolbertarian "journalist" that ran a buzzfeed parody. Was caught sending porn to minors, coercing them into sending him pictures of their legs and sharing other people's nudes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxsWx4LeKN4
>jew at :20
inside job confirmed

send this to your crush and post results

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIeGHPGSyRM

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>>71740568
No you retard I'm just not going to argue with you

Now you can leave /cum/! This is a general for nice people only

>>71740634
This general is for people, so Melanin Americans should leave

IQ > skin color

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>>71740673
HOW DARE YOU

IM MORE OF HUMAN THAN YOU MR KILL AN ENTIRE RACE

HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE BEFORE I HIT YOU???

>>71740705
What's your IQ kiddo?

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8ba_1488083764


Why do blacks behave like this?

>>71740521
She's NOT a slut and her hairline is fine

>>71740457
Probably disgusting Quebecois.

>>71740477
But why not do both? Why this push against learning a second language?

>>71740723
A respectable 112. Not a genius
,not a dumb dumb.

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>Tfw considering moving to Hawaii specifically for the asian cuties

>>71740766
I fucked her

>>71740893

hawaii's actually pretty expensive

and Ive been told theyre xenophobic

>>71740766
r-repost please I haven't seen this one yet

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>>71740854
>mfw this cumskin brainlet

>>71740905
no way that makes two of us

>>71740913

Nice try but this ang mo will still be coming to collect your cuties

>>71740977

Im not hawaiian

>>71740944
you'll just repost it a billion times

>>71741227
no
she seems to be biting her lip, it's too raunchy
i only save QT ones

>>71741268
>>71741268
>>71741268

Ded thred

>>71741861
duh