/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

Mormons

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>>71741286

>Tfw live in Utah

Arizona
Posts his balding gf and then deletes the picture so nobody sees her failing hairline

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>>71741391
>tfw archipelago master race

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>>71741391
Why are Montréal and New York such great cities?

Because they are islands. They are isolated from the continental obtuse field peasants .

>>71741268
why is canada a big girl?

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>xenophobic

>>71741471
I don't give two shits about her hairline. I deleted it because it's annoying when it floats around forever

>>71741482
>continental obtuse field peasants
is that you, evolanon?

>tfw I bully Arizona about his gf but I don't actually think she's a slut or balding because he keeps giving me (You)s

>>71741579
no, what is the evolanon?

>tfw i bully canada to the point of making her cry

>>71741617
the summit circle traditionalist

>>71741268
do they have no nose on purpose?

>>71741488

for you

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>be argentinan
>get shot

>>71741651
the bouchard poster?

>>71741715
i think he lives in sherbrooke

>>71741658

its cuter that way

>>71741693
did they live

>>71741581
>>71741581
>>71741581
>>71741581
>>71741581

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She was murdered.

Fuck the Pope
1527 best year of my life

>>71741742
seems like only one of the 4 got shot, and is currently in serious condition after having the bullet surgically removed from her back

>>71741482
> Montreal
> New York
> Great

Are you hook nosed or just retarded?

I've had huge bags under my eyes for over a month
I look like poooooo

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I hate having a job that requires me to have a Facebook page. I hate all social media, including yours

Bought a box of Thin Mints, buds

>>71742001
can I have one?

>>71741946
>including yours
rude

>>71741946

my FB page has only the dankest memes

>>71742009
Yeah

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>>71741946
I can lend you the facebook profile we made for an inflatable doll I received a couple years ago.

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>>71742070
thanks bud
have a qt

>>71741946
what sort of job is it?

i can't think of many that i'd think would require that

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why don't canadians eat grilled cheese sandwiches

>>71742385

its been too long since Ive had one

>>71742385
literally ate one not three hours ago

>>71742385
Canadians aren't actually people, its just clever smoke and mirrors set up by the British Government and run as a discreet joint op with the United States
T. knower

>>71742385
i think they're just as common here as they are in the US aren't they

>>71742385
i didnt know what to eat

now i know, thanks burger friend

How do we turn Radical Stoicism into a meme?

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>>71742385
>grilled cheese

I make croque-monsieurs with artisan sourdough bread and aged cheddar.

wish life was like anime

>>71742495
stay woke brother
stay redpill

>Natural disasters with many injuries but exactly one fatality
That'd be a pretty gay way to die

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tfw no feel

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>>71742495

>>71742574
and black forest ham from your local boucher?

What's working as a general clerk in a big supermarket like?

whats the conversion ratio on gf's/USD?

>>71742792
I did it in my teens. I was a smart kid so I did what was asked well and nobdy gave me shit. The manager was a cool guy.

It's boring, people don't care about you, you're invisible. Forget about flirting the cashiers, you're at the bottom of the food chain.

I made most of my money in tips from bringing deliveries to cars.

I had to quit because I found a job paying two times the wage at the supermarket.

>>71742925
>Forget about flirting the cashiers, you're at the bottom of the food chain.
must suck being ugly

>>71741268
Post a Mexican qt who looks like Mexico in the OP

Who /eastcoast/ here?

>>71743092
you

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I FUCKING HATE SNOWBIRDS

GET THE FUCK OUUUUUTTTT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>least coasters

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>finally making a plan to go back to ohio and live on my own in a few months
>can't shake the feeling that literally everything will happen to prevent me from achieving it
I might actually kill myself if it all falls through

>>71743179
nigger
>>71742925
thanks, didn't plan on flirting or talking anyway
>>71743092
what state

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>when a connetidumb replies to you

>media is trying to shill for muslims because islamiphobia
>#notallmuslims
>translated videos of muslim priests in Canadian mosques are surfacing where they advocate for jewish genocide
>theres been Canadian politicians going to these places to photo op
kek

I hate women

>>71743319
>Californians are so turned on by east coasters that they have to take pills to surpress their urges

>>71741946
Link them rms' website

>>71743345
I like nice women

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>>71743070
I was actually a 10/10, confirmed by one of the hottest girl at school at that time.

I was getting eyebanged by moms.

It was just the unwritten rules of the social fauna of a big supermarket.

>conneticunts think putting a boy in a skirt makes them a girl

>>71742792
Pretty meh
I worked at Walmart and you just scan items and judge which customers you say hi too
Most dont want you to talk except for old ladies

>>71743343
There is unironically going to be a race war soon. We can't prevent it at this point.

>>71743404
post pics or you're an ugly lying cunt

>>71743092
Is Montréal considered East Coast?

For lent should I give up shaving?

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>>71743425
>californian deflection
c'mon bud

>>71743454
i feel like the maritimes are our east coast, but prairiefags consider quebec and ontario east coast

>>71743448
That was 10 years ago, now I'm a balding adult, I've lost my eyebrows due to leukemia meds, years of heavy alcoholism ruined my face.

But I still have a fan club.

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Fucking ice cold out today.

>>71743439
It's more of a keep religion out of politics and law thing, which is how it's supposed to be in Canada.

They're trying to give the religion special snowflake privileges. Over in the EU some lawmakers have charged people with blasphemy for burning the muslim book. Canada still has blashpemy laws that both governments refuse to get rid of despite them not being used for a few decades. They already want to give it special status for hate speech. Hate speech laws barely do anything so what does that even mean?

>>71743619
Kys

>be southern california
>get pneumonia when the temperature drops below 65 degrees

In philosophy class lol

I am learning French and will spend this summer in a language program in Paris, hopefully becoming pretty good by the end.
Will Quebecois French be intelligible to me, or is the accent too thick? It might be fun to visit Montreal some time. I remember reading that curses in Quebecois are based on items in a Catholic mass which, if you try to use them in France, just sound like someone shouting about altars and hosts and tabernacles.

>>71743768
:^) cum here when it's 110 and we'll talk.

who /lives in south and not partying for Mardi Gras again/ here

Just saw on the news a bunch of normies get hit by an suv at a mardi gras parade in Alabama

>>71743849

wooooow 110

Ive gotten heat stroke from one hundred and 12, you baby

>>71743816
Most folks in Montréal and tourist spots speak standard french. Yeah it's a bit different than the continental french but you'll manage.

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>>71743869
I want to see architecture and museums, then I'll hopefully spend the weekends riding trains to neighboring cunts
I also don't sperg out when I see non-whites because I live in Atlanta

>>71743619
Speaking of Atlanta, pic related

>>71743816
only low class scum speak jouale

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>not a costu-

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I have nothing to eat in my dorm except poptarts, soup, and probably stale cereal

>>71743878
>getting heat stroke

You're weak and your bloodline is weak.

>>71744020

t. thinks being inside with the AC on makes him an expert

>>71744018
what kind of soup

>>71744018
ONE package of ramen to my name rn

>>71744076

chicken noodle, cheddar baked potato chicken and rice, and one steak burger

I think I'm gonna give up the grain Jew

>>71744020
anybody can get heatstroke you fucking idiot, even africans

>>71744020
t. rode the short bus

>>71744282
Only stupid people get it though.

So much anger today.

>>71744096
eat it
poach an egg into it and top it with a slice of cheese and your favorite hot sauce

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i'll just leave this rare trump here
pls don't steal
t. reddit

>>71744354
ah yes im stupid because i was forced to participate in physical exercise that was incredibly taxing in extreme heat

kill yourself sheltered child

>>71744620
>i was forced to participate in physical exercise that was incredibly taxing in extreme heat
lmao

>>71744663
I was doing physical training at cadets and then had to go on a march in the summer

they would have kicked me out if refused to do it

>>71744620
Sounds like you were a fat kid

>>71744702
5'11, 160 lbs, fuck off gook

White power, tbqhwy.

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>>71744749
>manlet

how come BLM only do huge protests and rallies and chimp outs when a white kills black people but not when black people kill each other? They want to have the glory of exterminating the most verminous race on the planet for themselves?

Friendly reminder that a Canadian invasion is useless because they'd all die of heatstroke.

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>>71744797
>lanklet

How accurate is this statement?

The USA is just a country of coastal elites oppressing the every day working man in the Midwest, rust belt and the south.

?

>>71744820
Because they're funded by Soros and Soros only uses them when he wants civil unrest. Blacks killing blacks is a common occurrence. Easier to whip them into a frenzy when a cop kills a black.

>>71744865
but there are plenty of working poor on the coasts

>>71744845
DELET

>>71744865
Fairly accurate but it ignores that rural coastal folk are also taken advantage of.

>>71744865
that's what the electoral college is there to prevent

Going to make it my lifelong ambition to build a wellness retreat in Jasper National Park where broken people can come and take lots of psychedelics in a beautiful environment until they feel better again. Does anyone have a problem with that?

>>71744820
Blaming others is always much easier.

Hey guys gonna start my new job later tonight busting kids on campus who are drinking under the age of 21
Wish me luck

>>71744820
The blacks killing blacks aren't getting paid by the government to do it :^)

>>71745017
can i be your business partner? you'd need a canadian citizen to help you start the business

>>71745017
>building something inside a National Park
Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of park?

>>71745056
Wrong

>>71745017
The RCMP, probably.

>>71744906
>funded
funded how? what funding do they need to gather into a group and do what they do best (chimp out)?

>>71745017
>Broken people
>Give them long lasting drug trips with hallucinogens

madman

My roommate brought a few girls over
Help

>>71745090
buses, marketing, offices, printing costs etc.

the revolution aint free nigga

>>71745117
Ask them if what their favourate bird is and report back

>>71745150
Don't do this.

>>71745121
>if what

>>71745172
Hey it's small talk and useful information. Win-win.

>>71745117
Say h-hi

>>71745061
If you have plenty of money then definitely.

>>71745073
Yes, and I would really hate it to become overdeveloped and I recognise my hypocrisy in contributing to that problem, but I'll do it anyway. The whole retreat will be made with completely sustainable and natural materials though - a connection with nature is an important part of the healing process, and that should apply to the building itself as well as the land around it.

>>71745081
Trudeau will have probably abolished all forms of law enforcement by the time I'm ready to build

>>71745109
It's a tried and tested formula in the jungles of South America - just read the accounts of people who have taken ayahuasca or ibogaine. I'll probably use psilocybin and/or MDMA though - lots of evidence that these help with depression and PTSD. Sessions would be supervised by a psychotherapist/shaman, who would guide them through the trip.

>>71745017
>Does anyone have a problem with that?
The government

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>H-hey ladies w-whats your favourite bird?
>Get the fuck away from me
>I-i'll be right back

>>71745246
Do you have seed money?

just got off the phone with the deli and WTF

THEY TOLD ME

THEY DIDNT HAVE CHICKEN STRIPS

BUT THEY HAVE CHICKEN TENDERS

WHAT TYPE OF WORLD IS THIS

>>71745246
inb4 someone lashes out with hallucinogenic retard strength and kills 4 people

>>71745246
>It's a tried and tested formula in the jungles of South America

Well I can't argue with that

Is it even possible to hypothesize a perfect form of government or will there always be ups and downs no matter how its run?

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>>71745055
>21

guys, kelly ann conway was photographed KNEELING on a couch

what a fucking IDIOT. Drumpfs finished

>>71745247
They'll be fine with it by 2035, psychedelic therapy is already becoming mainstream.

>>71745307
No, but if I follow a safe and sensible investment strategy in my current job then by 2035 I can be sitting on £750k without even having to compromise that much with my lifestyle. I'd probably need more than that to build the facility though.

>>71745357
>hallucinogenic retard strength
No such thing

>>71745359
Good

>>71745398
lol

the bitch was kneeling?

fuck she's toast. can't kneel around niggers

wish my school had a vietnamese program

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yo anime is cancer and if you watch it you're cancer

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>>71745398
What a dumb bimbo whore
How can trumptards defend this?

Gonna watch tremors and then tremors 2 and 3

>>71745429
You'd need at least 10 million. And im not even sure theres land for development in Jasper

>>71745370
Yes, just kill everyone on Earth except for one person. Nobody will ever violate his NAP.

>>71745448
100% this

>>71745398
>>71745439
>>71745457
Saw this news headline, why does this even matter? Are they already out of controversies?

>>>/pol/114687122

>>71745533
She was taking pictures. Nothing to defend.

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>>71745457
Trump is a extinct species of black man

>>71745673
kek

>>71745673
WE
WUZ
HISTORY
MONTH

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>>71745673
scared white boy?

>71745877
Great blog post
Unsubscribed please go away now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az6fpD4-lk4

the german retard is making /cum/ unusable

>>71746001
post that thai whore you fuck

>>71742906
Draw this shit
>>71742906

>>71746022

you act like this is a new development

>>71746056
I hoped he would get tired and go away but I think I might have to find a new online community.

>>71746104
you used to post pics of some thai whore you said you fugged. she'd be nude or in lingerie

aren't you foot kraut?

>>71746022
You're unusable

I want a cute scrawny pathetic Canadian gf

>>71746185
Kill yourself retard

>>71744701
don't they have procedures to try and prevent that from happening?

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This is why I hate Germans, they are so annoying and they're so small, all they do is make everything worse

>>71745528
I wouldn't have known about his meeting with all the black people had this not been a thing.

86d chess

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If you guys think the refugees are bad now...

>>71741946
Thank God I haven't worked in any real jobs, yet, so I don't have to bother with that stupid shit.

t. mosquito sprayer

Not a bad gig.

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>>71746234
Emperor of Mankind when?

>>71746247
those places tend to have bad water already due to their location and climate

lots of it has more to do with poor planning on their criminal governments side of things and over population.

>upload assignment 2 minutes before it's due, because of software issues
>Uploaded!
>this file will convert in 103 hours
Epic.
Simple epic.

how come there are no white monkeys?

check m8 wypipo

>>71746207
You kill yourself nigger

Yeah well you know..

You ever notice how weird primates are compared to other creatures?
I don't just mean humans, I mean the only other animal that looks like us, that I can think of, is the sloth.

>tfw no gf

>>71746463
hey little lady. you're about the prettiest thing I've seen all day (aside from the lil sis's fresh pink puss, that is) haha. so what do you say we ditch this popsicle stand and get a hotel room for the night? I've got a reservation for a palazzo room in vegas, it has a king size bed but I don't need that much room. it would be pretty lonely for the night by myself :( so how about it? wanna come with me to vegas, baby? B-)

What if Swamp Ape was a remnant of the marine sloth?

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>got an essay to write
>contemplating just not doing it and failing
help

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ayo

what do you guys think about this bird

personally, I like it. could be a fascist symbol. Something about animals. Top memes you know.

>>71746681
You know what's a step up from that?
Half-assing it.

>>71746747
I want to laugh, but that person is probably living off of nothing but crack pipe fumes and food found in garbage cans.

STAB IT WITH THEIR STEELY KNIVES
BUT THEY JUST
CANT
KILL
THE
BEAST

>>71746451
reported

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HOL UP HOL UP

>>71746888
fake

>>71746888
Reminds me of when mom used to carpool me.

I got kicked in the balls today but for some reason it felt good

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>>71747045

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you can check out any time ya like
but you cant never leave

>>71746350
there we go, thats that good stuff
luv you foot kraut

>>71747107

RIP ;_;

>>71747128
Does she actually die? I thought that anime was just about sex jokes, seems a bit heavy to have a main character die.

>muh anime
>foottaiwanese
this place is fucking shit lol

>>71747190

the VA did

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>tfw the gf puts a chastity belt on me
>tfw broke out of it with my boner
YOU CAN'T CONTAIN ME I AM YOUR GOD

>>71747218
Says the leaf
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>71747243
kill yourself my man

Been thinking about making a new life style for myself. What are some things you lads enjoy doing.

>>71747277
We have the same flag, forgot to switch dat proxy, faggot? Or are you an immigrant?

>>71747297
sleeping

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>>71747128
>>71747190
>feeling remorse for 2 dimensionels

>>71747297

watching baseball and anime

>>71747297
playing video games while on devil's grass

>>71747297
I go to college for Math and work as a shift leader at a clothing store.
I spend my spare time on 4chan and watching anime.

>>71747228
nooo ;_;

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>I inhale satan's lettuce

>>71747554
I toke the whispering herb

>>71747609
>falling for the tetrahydrocannabinol jew

>>71747656
>Buying dope
I cultivate my own herb

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>>71747337
all anglos should be killed

>>71747710
all everybody should be killed

>>71747710

very rude

>>71747710
Every person that is a foreigner should be killed

>>71747742
>california
>anglo

uh huh...
>>71747764
canada for the french canadians and natives

>>71747710
>>71747730
>>71747742
>>71747764
We must rid this world of all whities, only then will we see the world prosper once more

>>71747782
That's a bit extreme

>>71747710
whoa WHOA W H O A
DANGEROUS OPINIONS
I'm pretty certain I have a drop of frog blood somewhere, will I be spared in the upcoming Deluge?

>>71747842
if you have an anglo surname youre getting the rope

>>71747710
hell no

>>71747867
>Miller
Dang.

>>71747830
Extremism is the only route left

>>71747910
Get off 4chan Stephen Miller

>>71747910

Kaz?

>>71747957
haha pick your second shoah theme for your walkman boss
https://youtu.be/mSScV6Rt_6s

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>We must rid this world of all whities, only then will we see the world prosper once more

>>71748012
me on the right

>>71747867
do welsh surnames count as anglo

>>71747910
probably a kraut muller that got ANGLO'd

>>71748012
remember saving this as halifaxdowntown.jpg and some mong in /brit/ actually thought that's what halifax looked like

>>71748033
you're that nice young pig eating garbage?

Are contractions bad in formal emails or only in ""scholarly"" writing?

>>71748088
Yes
I said me on the right, didn't I?

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is gabriel dropout the logical conclusion to anime?

>>71748131
anime is for queers and steers

>>71747944
I don't know if you're the notorious hacker known as 4chan or psychic, because that is my first name.

>>71747957
Also, you got really close to the name I go by.

>>71747921
Instead of killing, we should handcuff every foreigner and make them watch as we fuck their women. We will turn them into sissy cucks, and their women won't want to fuck them. I think this is better then killing, because killing will end their suffering too early. We also want to show that we're above torture, so that we aren't hurting them but making the women they love, love us

They will then feel lonely and pathetic, and they will want to commit suicide, that's how to be extreme without being extreme

>>71748186

Taz?

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I think I will buy some oreos today

>>71747944
I know you browse 4chan Stephen Miller.
Get off or I'm telling Trump

>>71748227
Fine.
I gotta study for an exam, anyway.

>>71748187
There's no way they don't do that at guantanamo, it's too perfect. Waterboarding is just a ruse.

>>71748223
good idea, I also like white cream sandwiched between dark chocolate

>>71748213
Other way.

>tfw 30wpm with one hand
>100wpm with both hands

how come people type so slowly?

>>71748308

zat?

>>71747512
I have math anxiety what shoud I do to get smarter?

>>71748337
No the other other way.

haha y'all come back now yahear
take it easy

>>71748351
you should kys faggot

>>71747417
This is the life style I want to change.

>>71748388
Why do you want to change?

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy /cum/

I'm making the next thread, don't nobody worry

>>71748466
>50 posts early
fuck off retard

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excuse me...

>>71748503
I mean when it's time

probably going to masturbate around 2am in a bathroom tonight

>>71748526
wrong post reply aaaahahah >>71748497, >>71748497
that's a cool jumpy man though I wish I could be athletic enough to do that

>>71748353

azt?

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up varg pic my name is henrico county but u can call me t3h ec0 f4scist oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 16 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch varg w/ my bf (im gay if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite murderer!!! bcuz its SOOOO bohemian!!!! he's random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of (you)s!!!!
>probably going to masturbate around 2am in a bathroom tonight<--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h ec0 f4scist oF d00m

>>71748678
consider suicide

>>71748678
tfw nobody will ever make a copypasta about u

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gabe is SHIT

SHIIIIIT

I'm about to eat KFC

>>71748678
haha awesome to meet you man!!

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>>71748459
Hey

>>71748763
finally an american who isn't completely retarded

>>71748804
time to get out

>>71748766
I'm about to eat u

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>>71748804
he's gay so it doesn't count

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>>71748826
noooooooo

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>>71748804
die

>>71748831

I am 116% heterosexual

>>71748859
LOL!!!!

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>>71748859
me too

>>71748379
STOP T H A T

>>71748887

t. gay

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Hey cum, want to know a secret?

>>71748436
Because I don't get much done and everything else is crappy by comparison.

>>71748956
no

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>>71744608
>eggs
>cheese
>hotsause

I'm a 27 year old autistic savant and I do NOT fuck with little girly anime kiddie shows. I've got better things to do than be an autistic manchild.

>>71749013

like complain about anime?

>tfw sleeping dogs definitive edition, weed and cookies and milk

i can stave off depression until tomorrow morning wew

>>71748956
*whisper* yes :3

>>71749013
Like posting on a Soviet tractor building collective

>>71749030
>sleeping dogs
My niggah, such a underrated game desu

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>>71749030
I was thinking about picking that up
I really liked playing through it the first time a few years ago

>>71749030
What are you avoiding ?

>>71749081
my life

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>>71749033
I'm a FAG

>>71749073
>console pleb
Sad!

>>71749030
please adopt me

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>>71749124
I played through it on pc?

>>71749099
Only one way to avoid living f a m

>>71749128
ok

*prepares the cot in the basement*

>>71749155
Then why do you have to buy it again????

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>>71749196
new steam account from the one I used four years ago

>>71749169
*packs tools*

>>71749124
It was free on xbox for a month though

>>71749106
>secret
It is ok anon we support you.

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I made two new gay friends at work today

>>71749212
>new steam account
You are basically a whore now. You know that right?

>looks at thread name
>oh /cum/ haha how naughty, must be interesting and fun
>full of /shit/ instead

explain yourselves, please

>>71749215
No excuse. Build yourself a pc if you actually enjoy games as a hobby.

>>71749318
>>oh /cum/ haha how naughty, must be interesting and fun
literally the gayest thing I ever read, no wonder you don't fit in

>>71749318

I am greek

>>71749346

new

>>71749214
are you a handy man? i would exchange lodging for labour

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>Build yourself a pc if you actually enjoy games as a hobby.

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>>71749287
you're basically gay lol

>>71749360
no i'm a serial killer, but we'ew cool

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>>71749388
>build

Assemble*