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old thread>>71713817
mara
how are you lads doing this fine evening?
laughed when i found out that brits put beans on toast but not milk
which one is more capable in the wild, cats or dogs
>read a post
>realise a candian wrote it
>completely disregard it
babestation
>>71715662
sleepy but pain won't let me sleep, need an anglo ubermensch to heterosexually caress my belly
>>71715677
condensed milk is for fat people and hispanics
>>71715683
Probably cats.
>>71715692
mum completely removed the 900 channels on sky when I was a teenager and I think they're gone forever
>>71715650
>it's the same Russian poster who spams /balt/ + /aus/ + /nz/ with “włoski” (wrong gender) next to an image of some Italian politician
¡FFO KCUF
it's either Oreos with no milk or cereal
ah yes, the so called dinner
>wear floral shirts or plaid
>wear hoodies only
>wear beanie hat
>wear banded pants
>only wear tennis shoes
How cool am I????????????? whats ur favorite kanye song?
fuck off spic
>civ IV is $80 DOLLARY DOOS for just the basic version
>>71715713
its can't be wrong if its a meme
>>71715746
VI*
"full" version is $120 for the privilege to play Australia
>>71715706
>>71715743
fuck off spic
>>71715746
why did they make crusty the clown look like jomer
>>71715763
originally krusty was going to be homer's secret identity, but like a lot of early simpsons ideas and planned storylines they scrapped them
resting the old ankle on some frozen peas
>>71715780
aaaaajajajaja
>>71715749
>a forced meme has same value as one which spreads due to quality and popular take–up
I gave thee the response to that previously
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/71439306/#71443077
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487973850878.webm
Really want to get in a fist fight lads. Shame Pakis ruined fist fighting here.
australians??
hella frickin awesoem
>>71715869
just go and smack a cunt, haven't you seen fight club?
>>71715869
g'wed I'll fight you
post stats
>>71715867
really need a trap SO
doing a commit of a suicide
this is the fake thread. In the real one we're mocking you losers lmao
business idea: don't use the JFs thread and use the thread dedicated to a British man who's hard as fakin' nails
>>71715090
which accents was too thick?
>>71715933
>>71715939
>threads' wars
autism
>>71715892
You can't without getting jumped by 20 guys because that's what the fight scene is now after Pakis decided 1v1 means bringing a bunch of their cousins and brothers.
>>71715895
6'3" built like a brick shithouse
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/794740487613726720
the fuck
1st for cara
>>71715950
I was using a /lat/ gimmick it was merely an act
>>71715951
>so-called brick shithouse
>can't heem 20 measly pakis
sit down lad
mums are amazing. best part of our species
>>71715867
>when you say you're gonna cum and all the lads turn to look at your willy
>>71715950
My accent was
desu I've heard from foreigners that they think I have an "odd" accent
>>71715978
fuck off spic
ere ave yewn seent stayte of t' main stream meteor? tit sa johke. imgurn mah shohk wen es janes duble yewns get ohffented at donald tr-ump
http://boxrec.com/boxer/216597
>>71715953
that's Hillary
>>71716006
>>71716011
does he talk weird or something?
>>71716006
lad
>>71715951
punch zhang instead of rasheed then
or walk into any boxing gym near you and they'll be perfectly fine with letting you spar with someone, you'll probably get fucked up if you don't know what you're doing though
>>71716035
he's got one of those weird non-rp english accents
>>71715951
>fight was organized in hs for a girl's honour
>show up
>other gang has a pitbull
we walked away
>>71716011
why do brits put r's at the end of the words that dont have them?
media- mediar
obama-obamar
>>71716035
uhhh i dunno are northerners weird? teeheeheee
>>71716035
he has a Sheffield accent and somehow this baffles yanks
>>71716038
Literally everyone gangs up because they're all wanna be niggers here and Pakis are the largest offenders.
>>71716055
pjw says mediuh not mediar
>>71716081
his accent is really easy to understand desu
>>71716081
It's not just the sheffield accent, he just talks in a weird way
t. from sheffield
>>71716055
I'd say it's more that we DON'T put Rs where they should go really, but it depends on the accent. I think what you're describing just helps with elision, which most British accents seem to have a lot more of than Yank accents which i think is more staccato
>>71716055
ah
arr
same thing
not everyone speaks like a slow and retarded yank
>>71716110
>Ah and arr ahh the same thing
retahd
19 year old 2nd year uni student talking to an 18 year old year 13 (upper sixth)
is it acceptable to knob her?
good job jews
i wonder how many millions of impressionable children don't trust the media any more
>>71716055
yanks are the ones who overemphasise rs at the end of words like sector or vector
>>71716122
if you're not middle class then it's not that weird i guess
>>71716143
you add r's to words that don't have r's
>>71716143
sectah
vectah
>>71716146
what does that have to do with it?
My life is complete
>>71715978
sorry
>>71716004
I just did a parousal of the previous thread and found northern Ontario.
what about Nova Scotia?
I find it difficult to believe n. Ontario only has the stereotypic accent.
> So you take away R from words that end in R and add them to the end of words that don't end with an R.
We nuked the wrong fucking island.
>meet a girl for a shag on tinder
>she is, in almost every conceivable regard, perfect and the girl of my dreams
>timing is wrong
want to die
>>71716161
safe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Vq7yjIHYM
big paul has started including the memes about him in his videos
>>71716177
he's doing it so people stop using them against him
>>71716119
>>71716168
there's very little difference between the two
you're just an autist
hopefully that was enough to kill me
see you fags on the other side
>Can't properly interpret a simple post about differences in some accent's morphology
No time for thinking, better bring out the nukes!
>>71716202
what you take la?
me learning to drive a manual lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp2mlyP3bgI#t=181s
>>71716122
why does it matter? it's legal.
>>71716109
his talking about this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linking_and_intrusive_R most likely the linking R
19 year old 2nd year uni student talking to an 18 year old year 13 (upper sixth)
is it acceptable to knob her?
>>71716173
you deserve it you filthy normie
>>71716195
you'ah*
>>71716177
Genuinely enjoy Paul.
Only thing about him that really annoys me is his cartoonishly fake "heh heh heh" laugh
I like Sargon's laugh
>>71716202
tells us what to look for in the news
>>71716177
does he browse /brit/?
Post after mine is guaranteed a qt gf
Second post after mine is cursed to be alone forever
>>71716220
yeah i know, the difference between 'Diana and', and 'Dianarand'
>>71716176
Might as well not have a thread in that case.
should i shave?
>>71716177
id have a pint of tetleys with paul and we could talk about mainstream meteors
>>71716224
can you expand on that one?
>>71716250
Yes; unless you have more than 1 chin, in which case, no.
*expands*
>>71716235
yeah lad, who do you think gets so pissed off about people posting it
work tomorrow
hitting the bottle yet again tonight even though I felt sick this morning from last night
bit depressed about my job offer falling flat.
>>71716283
What about if you have no chins? Asking for a chinlet friend
>>71716283
>>71716300
Beard'll cover that up too.
>>71716311
Yeah shave.
pjw reminds me of a more angry thoughty2
>>71716311
nice shirt
/brit/feels = materialism
brit/pol/ = idealism
/brit/ = spiritualism
can't stop thinking about this bird from tinder
she might be the fucking one lads
post qt boy bums.
the simpsons movie is a modern classic desu
Press “POWER” on black ’shiba,
Boot–up ‘dows №10,
Enter paról’ whıch ıs the same as muh dole,
>Account–name has the same pronunciation ın polısh, russian and italian but dıfferent sıgnıfıcances: CHEEKY KURVA!
To access the world–wide–wank, only use the best, it passed every test
Activate Intranet Exploder: Unparalleled success
Everybody: V.impressed
Click on “Favorites”, direct mouse’s cursor to 4Chan.org/int/ and hıt dhat modhafuckın’ left–button,
Enter /brit/ via the catalog and synchronıc’ly purchase a record from dıscog(s)
Skin–up ma ‘co by using the Rızla I bought ın Bısta (Bicester, Oxonia)
Make a post,
Do a boast,
Engage ın banter to create (an) outrage,
All with the #Lads who create the /brit/ fads,
Life doesn’t get any better than thıs: blıss.
>My face when
Not overrated,
Pıkrelated.
>>71716365
If she's on Tinder I sincerely doubt it.
>>71716373
Waiting for the Spider Pig side series.
>>71716369
ill probably post my arsehole in a lil
>>71716398
>If she's on Tinder I sincerely doubt it.
what does that mean
>>71716415
have you met her yet?
ive met with 10 girls from tinder and 9 of them were much uglier IRL than their pictures
about 6/10 of them were fucking weird and not dateworthy, even thuogh we had a decent time chatting until we actually met a few times
>>71716398
>If she's on Tinder I sincerely doubt it.
I'm on tinder. Are you saying I couldn't be somebody's one?
>>71716406
don't just post the same tired old pic though
>>71716415
Technology is spiritual death, you'll never find a resonating soul through that black hole. Go out into the world and do it right.
>>71716438
Not somebody you meet on Tinder.
>>71716415
>telling your children how you met their mother
>ah yes she had just come from slurping some other tinder lads jism when i super liked her
JUST POST SOME FUCKING ARSE!!!
>>71716427
this is true and i know it is
>>71716452
as is this
>>71716459
fuck off she's pure
got a gig doing cuck porn in japan
best film ever made right here lads
Thatcher, Blair and Farage are the three spectres that hang over British politics
fucked my FUCKING ankle the bastard bloody cunts fucked!
>>71716467
are you sure?
>>71716479
>this is true
it literally is. i have absolutely no reason to lie
tinder is very disappointing.
>>71716452
I met my gf online (not on tinder or any site like that though) and we've been together for 5 years. Technology isn't always necessarily "spiritual death", though I agree with what you say about Tinder
>ranieri gone
>vards got 2
>drinky got 1
>against liverpool
england world cup 2018 is back on lads
>>71716479
ah yes surely someone who uses an app for meaningless casual sex would never do such a thing
having a laugh
>>71716533
doing a strong agree
>>71716541
the ghosts of Britain Past, Present, and Future
taking the piss
for me every morning starts with a cup of twining's irish breakfast tea
posting some "arse", brace yourself
>>71716533
based malick 2bh
>>71716566
You called?
tea is actually fucking shit and coffee is far superior
hate the whole reddit meme mong tea drinking >le british culture shite
>>71716568
if the blood didn't rush to your head all the time you upside-down cunt you'd realise you're wrong
>>71716625
this
coffee is reddit
GET HIM JANNY
tony blair honestly seems like a sociopath
I don't think he can feel human emotion
>>71716638
dev patel isnt attractive.
whydid some /brit/ tell me that he was earlier
>tony blair honestly seems like a sociopath
>I don't think he can feel human emotion
>>71716594
it is interesting that May went for a Hard Brexit, emphasised an end to free movement, suggested an immigration system even tougher than a points based system, built a wall around Calais and reintroduced grammar schools- essentially absorbing a lot of the Faragist policies of ukip and making them Tory mantra
If the new Brexit Tories are a merging of Tory and UKIP with every other political faction in Britain falling apart, I'll gladly vote for them in 2020
both my local tesco and sainsburys both don't seem to have any jam doughnuts. only carry the """ring""" ones. wtf
one thing I don't get is, why don't english people ask for a devolved parliament? every other country in the union has one
>talk to this guy about politics
>hes a globalist fag
>borders arent real dude
>into finance and stuff
>ask him if he's a neoliberal
>doesn't give a straight answer
>comes back to me later and says he looked up what it was and that he isnt one
>really, then what are you?
>an anarcho capitalist
>mfw
*falls in love with a girl*
giving my nob a tweeze
>>71716686
eat a fucking apple ffs
>>71716686
fuck off they're better you fucking parochial monkey
bet you think the ring ones are shit cos your nan never bought them or whatever stupid northern retards go on about
get fucked
ancap is the thinking man's ideology
brits didnt realiZe that woolworths is american
off for a wank lads
>>71716736
that can't be real
right?
>>71716736
i want to be this
>>71716736
why can't all traps and trannies look like this
>>71716736
stop masturbating to men you fucking homo
>Base tier
Nationalism
>Low tier
National Socialism
>Mid tier
National Capitalism
>Decent tier
National Conservatism
>Good tier
National Libertarianism
>Great tier
National Monarchism
>High tier
National Theocracy
>Divine tier
National Esotericism
>God tier
National Syndicalism
>>71716802
>merry
fucking mong
sleep you degenerates
>>71716832
>national
dropped
>>71716740
im from london babe
>>71716840
why are dutch beers so small?
>>71716736
this must have been the result of well funded breeding program
really want to have sex lads it's been so long since i have
>>71716840
In 3 hours.
>>71716832
why all those traditionalist steps until the god tier social organization
up in 5 hours :/
>>71716736
who eviscerated her bollocks
I wish I had hummus
how many calories are in this fucking pizza so I can go to bed please
my workings out show it to be around 900 for the stonebaked
can at least two people confirm this so my brain will let me sleep
>>71716736
why's it a nightmare?
>>71716877
only gods may understand
>>71716772
http://sissy-jaesa.tumblr.com/
>>71716907
enlighten me
>>71716855
shan't explain temperance to a leaf
>>71716925
I'm making bullshit up and these terms looked pretty neat
I don't even think national esotericism is a thing
It defeats the purpose of being a tranny if she can't cum in my mouth, really.
>>71716945
im disappointed in you
whoops sorry janny that was meant for another board x
>>71716997
About time these boy bums made an apperance
>The Order of the Jarls of Baelder (OJB - which was dissolved in early 2005) was a British neopagan non-political and non-aligned educational society founded in 1990 by Stephen Bernard Cox.
>The OJB claimed to have advocated pan-European neo-tribalism, which involved celebration of the rich tapestry of cultural diversity of humanity, study of Aryan traditions and heritage, pursuing the "aeonic destiny of Europe" and the emergence of the elitist super race, as an element of the unfolding of variant global/continental cultural forms. The activities of the OJB, which functioned as a spiritual and heritage group for people of any race or religion, included such activities as rock climbing, hang gliding, hiking, and the study of runes. Gay members were encouraged to join because it was felt they added to the male bonding of the organization. The OJB symbol formerly consisted of the valknut combined with the Gemini sign within a broken curved-armed swastika. Its symbol was later changed to a representation of the world tree embracing the yin-yang and maze with sun and stars.
sounded fun
i'm a member of the Order of Nine Angels
>>71716931
eeehhh, je klootzak! Leg het aan mij!
Get yer dick out Jeffrey
Joy Division Shirt Shirt
a colony down under perhaps?
fucking hate the irish
afternoon boys
>>71717075
i'll tell you in about 6 hours lad im going to fall asleep.. (to be honest idk teehee)
>>71717153
stop copying my posts you shithead
>>71717153
Good. They hate you too.
>>71717162
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>71717171
wonderful numbers la
>>71717188
why are the Rockies so comfy?
>>71717171
I WANTED THOSE DIGITS
SHITHEAD
at work and just realised there's a cumstain on my shirt
going to have to be careful to not draw attention to it today
>>71716109
>"I'd say it's more that we DON'T put Rs where they should go really,"
stick to typing about England, not the rest of the U.K.
i honestly dream about scoring the dream goal infront of the future gf 2bh
>>71717262
pics
>>71717188
america would be so much nicer if more of its architecture was old like this
Hello lads, just your fellow British man passing into this thread. Gee aren't yanks wonderful!
up in 4 4/1 hours :/
need a new internet home but not sure where
>>71717331
come to /qa/
>>71717331
You can live with me :3
just got up, work soon :/
>>71717271
Not only imply but mention that there's other accents. In fact, even in England there are accents with pronounced Rs
stick to eireposting, not posting about the UK or evaluating my highly informative aspergers
>>71717341
sorry not that autistic
>>71717331
fuck off and never come back
>>71717331
MMO forums.
>>71717292
>gee
fuck off yank gobshite
>>71717367
not yet champ
*ruffles your hair*
/x/ is a waste of time.
t. someone who spent the last week there
just saw some runt at work with a cumstain on his shirt, what a twat
>>71717356
>eireposting
>he's here
girl i shagged way back when i was 17 (28 now) died of a heroin overdose a few days ago
don't reply to it
>>71717414
i wish you would kill yourself
>>71717414
*walks towards you*
>essay in for midday
>haven't read the question
uh-oh!
@71717438
Ok
>>71717434
cool
DO
NOT
REPLY
TO
IT
>>71717391
[walks towards the White House]
>>71717434
ex gf is a heroin addict
>>71717477
>>71717487
haha, that sure showed them.
odds i try again
evens i continue being the depressed sack of shit i am
>>71717460
it's really not at all you fucking edgy loser
W E W
If I get dubs, the EU will immediately be unified and made great again, and the UK will quickly get SCHULZ'd
>>71717504
are you suicide attempt lad from earlier
what did you even take
>>71717515
cool
>>71717515
haha you told him, bro
*high fives you*
>>71717515
>wow someone i loosely know died
>oh no you're being edgy
stop this.
>Decide to finally check what the real figure was instead of "£350 million to the EU every week"
>It's actually £250 million
The fuck?
Why would you like?
It's not like 250 million is a TINY number.
Jesus Christ.
>>71717522
ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71717522
FUCK YOU FUCKING LEAF
one more try
>>71717498
bad memories from /b/ arise from that image. |:-/
>>71717515
don't reply to it
unless you're very poor you would be worse off under communism
>>71717526
nah that wasn't me
i've basically just been lying in bed for 3 and a half weeks now, haven't contacted anybody, just eating whenever i begin to salivate.
not good
>>71717522
she(he)'s packing a large sausage lads.
so-called """british""" isle
NEED to be locked in chastity lads
>>71717612
Looks more like an aisle lad.
>>71717539
(also doesn't take into account how the EU gives us a lot of that back via various means, and we actually end up gaining more overall since the free market allowed british companies to make more money with EU countries)
>>71717582
what happened lad
>>71717623
whoops! my mistake
*sips tea*
>71717623
maybe it's a joke used for comedic effect, as in british isles
got a bit horny and stuck a cucumber up my arse
>>71717638
life has been a long history of small failures
also am literally autistic yet painfully aware of it
want to kill myself but too cowardly to do it
just watched Lion.
quite liked it
>71717623
its a joke you stupid twat
might start watching Colony after i have a wank to some sissiboi porn
never done that before
>>71717666
friend of mine used to do this
then his parents would chop it up and have it with a salad
*reveals all your deep dark secrets to your friends/family/everyone you knew in high school and uni then invites them all to a facebook group where the absolute worst posts you've made plus your most sensitive pics on your computer are posted*
what would you do?
listening to Daft Punk - One More Time (2000)
>>71717625
The EU throws money towards shitty areas like Cornwall sure but that still means a net loss of over £150 million per week, 55 billion a year, one of the greatest net contributors in the union whilst we prop up Lithuanian sewer systems for some bizarre reason. We're taxed higher for doing well economically (£1.7 billion) and are continuously forced against our will to help poor eastern europeans who I don't give a fuck about tbqh.
>We gain more overall because of the free market
That's what it all comes down to though doesn't it m8. 168 countries aren't in the EU and weirdly enough get to decide their own laws, spending, migration, regulations, trade deals, et al.
The EU somehow achieves being pro-corporate (15,000 lobbyists) yet throws money away to poverty stricken ex-commies at our expense.
They somehow manage to piss off both sides.
Jean Claude Juncker even said on the day of the referendum that the British people shouldn't expect reform if we stay.
Quite hilarious desu
*finds you guilty of thoughtcrime*
>>71717719
haha
this actually happened to me
how to summon a Succubi?
and that's with a capital SUCC
>>71717731
*Thinks about slapping you upside the head*
jean claude van nigger
holy shit what a game (kings wild)
wild just won in ot
jesus christ, do the yanks and leafs try to make shit posts?
the RNH
trying my best
had sex with a 77 year old woman yesterday
>>71717171
good numbers
maybe too good
*baracks and harasses you*
For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich
ululating at the state of this thread
>>71717431
that's a big tie (for him)
>>71717794
>>had sex with a 77 year old woman yesterday
"Nana bakes ME cookies now"
anyone remember the cuckio meme
anyone remember the cuckio meme
anyone remember the cuckio meme
business idea:
america colonises the Caribbean and installs a 3 strike rule where if an African-American accrues 3 felony convictions they're automatically deported to the islands and given a homeland travel ban. American companies could exploit their labour to avoid this whole globalism meme. Tbh its just a more refined version of the existing prison-industrial complex, with the added benefit of making America safer and more homogeneous.
Sailor Jupiter > Mars > Moon > Mercury > Venus
anyone remember the cuckio meme
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>71717860
3 5 2 4 1
>>71717825
yes
>>71717843
no
>>71717856
maybe
>>71717864
what?
>>71717867
could you repeat the question
>>71717858
>"if an African-American accrues 3 felony convictions they're automatically deported to the islands and given a homeland travel ban."
frankly racistic
canadians ruin everything
Does any person in this thread remember the meme involving Mario; of Super Mario Brothers, but as a cuckold?
canadians ruin everything
>>71717875
abhorrent taste
>>71717890
you're not the boss of me now
pee in ur mouth lol
>>71717894
I'd much rather be deported to jamaica and banned from travelling to the 50 states ever again instead of getting imprisoned for life t b h
you're not the boss of me now
pee in ur mouth lol
>>71717858
make it a voluntary alternative to incarceration, plus maybe either a land grant or cash payout to further incentivise it.
also market the island as a full blown African-american colony with American funding
you're the man now dog
and you're not so big
i fap to loli
>>71717976