/brit/

rather not say

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mara

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>>71713817

babestation

>>71713819
No they won't. I'm not anywhere near chad mode and i instantly reject fatties just like everyone else.

Go outside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh0pHvFsmng

need a qt finnish asmr gf desu lads

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>tfw radical centrist

reminder to not reply to tripfriends

>>71713762
>Explain

take the fat/sugar out and suddenly you have a different taste, texture, thickness, etc

you have to add a thousand other chemicals like aspartame to make up for it and make it taste similar/identical

>>71713858
5-6/10 girls nail chads all the time, maybe not fatties but still

anyone ever considered taking soylent or making your own? very interested in the concept as a lot of the time i can't be arsed with food so either eat shit or just don't eat at all

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rorkes out

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>You will work in pairs for these experiments
>have no friends

>>71713847
we're taking in only 20,000

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alri

>>71713891
helo my red pilled friend.

it kinda makes me hate womyn as i want a pure waifu but then again I understand why womyn do it.

>>71713891
No they don't you autist. Even if that was true (which it isn't), most girls don't actually want to be a pump and dump

Fucking hate Leafs, boring fucking cunts

>>71713762
>>71713877
>a thousand other chemicals like aspartame
so very well studied chemicals that have been proven to be completely safe for human consumption?

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>>71713847

can't wait for them to integrate x

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>>71713847
i know where they can go

>>71713923
yes good goy consume more aspartame and MSG

sniff some asbestos whilst you're at it

Wanted to contribute on the woman discussion but I realised that human love, relationships, sexuality, attractions, social roles are incredibly complex and it would be foolish to generalise

Getting a gf really opened my eyes tbqh

>>71713917
>most girls don't actually want to be a pump and dump

you've never been to a 'spoons on a saturday night have you?

>>71713825

>>>/r9k/35179699

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>>71713902

>"pick a partner you don't usually talk to"
>everyone gravitates towards me

>>71713941
>'spoons represents the average girl
Fucking hate this site, why do i come here

>>71713937
>MSG
literally nothing wrong with MSG you imbecile

and the health concerns of aspartame are minor and only come about with excessive consumption

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need a maddie bum on my face
front or back, it doesn't matter

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>71713937
could you cite me a study done in the last 10 or even 20 years that has proven aspartame to be bad? and there isn't msg or asbestos in sugar free drinks you absolute retard

aspartame is objectively better for you than sugar unless you're some sort of endurance athlete

If chads had standards, the sexual economy wouldn't be fucked to all hell

>>71713917
howling at you lad. Just because you're a chad doesn't mean you necessarily have insane standards. And if a 5-6/10 is throwing herself at you and is going to be easy why would they pass it up.

>>71713940
is this the true redpill?

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>>71713902
>building catches fire again
>have to stand around for ages outside in the cold
>everyone talks to each other but *walks away from me* whenever I'm near

>>71713860

will have a listen.

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hmmmmm

>>71713966
SHRIEKING

the absolute STATE of yankland

>>71713937
imagine unironically thinking sugar is good for you

>>71713943
>r9k

quite literally have the 'ergers

>>71713981
why would you consume either?
I primarily drink tea and water

Won't have to worry about aspartame anymore when stevia takes over

arguing with these "aspartame is literally death, msg will kill you" faggots makes me feel like I am talking to a 50 year old boomer who doesn't have access to the internet

>>71713917
inside the mind of a girl
>want to have sex tonight
>will it be with chad, or derek
hmm tough one

>>71713985
Happened to me plenty and i turn them down because one nighters dont interest me

Suppose /pol/ would call it degeneracy. It's just a turnoff for me desu

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goals

>>71713988
Yes. You will get the pill one day anon..

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>you will never drive a luxury car

Sunderland, Boro and Bournemouth to go down lads

>>71713999
dead rising is getting really realistic

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>>71713945
i just looked through everyone in my lab group on facebook and i've never spoken to any of them
>>71713992
happens to me too often
i'd talk to u m8

>>71714025
bitter as fuck

you need to meet better girls. Try talking to some

>>71714057
Good post

>>71714057
not bitter m8 I'd do the same were the roles reversed and I wanted quick sex.

>>71714012
Because humans are biologically wired to enjoy the taste of sweet things

*shows u some heckin respect*

>>71714035
there but for the grace of god go we

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Should be a Holocaust for the homeless ngl especially ones that are there for non-economic reasons

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had a very cosy childhood

day off tommorow

t. boring friendless turd

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>>71714035

>>71714043
Sunderland, Hull & Swansea

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>>71713965
"Drew Paul"? more like Rue Paul, ha-ha.

>>71714035
>he literally makes a living off this
hahaha what the fuck
who pays for this?

>>71714031
If other attractive lads had your attitude, women would have to shape up

but they slag it up in teens and 20s and get a beta provider before the biological clock runs out

>>71714078
I don't really care for sweets
I prefer spice and bitter flavours
also humans were DEFINITELY not designed to consume sugar in any large amounts, the amount present in fruits/vegetables is enough.

>>71714114
would shag this up the arse and would claim it isn't gay with a femme dick in my mouth

>>71714041
I drove a cl amg before
I was a passenger in the 2008 version of this car

When was the last time you ate pizza?

>>71714087

t. neet who lives with his parents

>>71714035

>getting fit is too much effort to for too little gain
>might as well get so fat you can literally go fuck yourself

this guy gets it

Night lads. Any of you cunts wanna read me a bedtime story?

>>71714135
padraigstein

>>71713817
Why are there lemons next to those pancakes?

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>>71714113

Boro have literally scored 19 goals and don't defend that well anymore

Clements 4-1-4-1/4-3-2-1 is literally unexposable

>>71714127
Thanks lad

>>71714154
because lemon and sugar is the patrician pancake topping

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>its a low value males voice thier bitter opinions towards women thread

>>71714070
Humans are unequal from birth. Equality is unnatural and forcing it wouldn't work. Humans naturally stratify, even in simple social situations hierarchies can form

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>>71714090
Had a very lonely childhood.

>>71714150
they arent that special lad

you can drive supercars for 200 euro

>>71714134
same here, to be fair.

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*engineers a series of wars against france in order to unify the german states, deliberately excluding austria in order to ensure prussian dominance over the new german empire*

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got a date with a girl off tinder but honestly don't think I'll go
she's pretty trashy SJW looking and driving to her will be a bit of a mission, maybe if she lived in town I'd go for it.

>>71714171

and humans weren't meant to fly but we have planes

funny how unis are filled with certified chung taags, but the moment they open they speak they're as unappealing as it gets
Good thing no one ever directs that nonsense at me haha because no one speaks to me get it

always find it bizarre that there are people who given a choice would choose a sugary drink when you can get a drink that tastes virtually the same with no sugar in it

>>71714166
>girl makes fun of a man's height (something he cannot change
>absolutely hilarious
>man makes fun of a fat girl (something she can change)
>sexist, bigoted, literally hitler

>>71714176
*hugs you*
It's alright anon :3

>>71714187
really great analogy you got there mate

>>71714187
The plane flies, not the human. The human sits in a chair on the plane.

>>71714187
that implies equality is desirable

stopped caring about women a long time ago
have a female penpal and that's about it
not out of hatred or anything, i'm just shit at communicating

>>71714205
the human flies in the plane

According to the 2010 Health Survey for England, the mean number of sexual partners is 9.3 for men and 4.7 for women. However, the 2013 National Survey of Sexual Attitudes and Lifestyles (Natsal) found the mean to be 11.7 for men and 7.7 for women.

Relate’s 2014 The Way We Are Now report found that 31% of men and 21% of women had slept with more than ten people in their lifetime. Perhaps due to more liberal attitudes and number of years sexually active, the number of sexual partners people reported over a lifetime peaked among those aged 35-44 years, with over a fifth of this age group reporting 20 or more sexual partners. In contrast, just 9% of people aged 65+ reported having 20 or more sexual partners during their lifetime.

>>71714194
It doesn't taste the same though. And a lot of people are more sensitive to certain flavours, so for them a lot of the drinks appeal will instantly disappear.

>>71714184
Not even going to try and red pill her?

person in the room next to me is having sex again
ffs hate normies

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"get out"

-Zen Master

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>>71714182
good post, Mister Historian.

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>it's a whiteknights valiantly defend women on the internet thread

>>71714138
can't remember, maybe 2 or 3 weeks ago

>>71714235
I don't care about political bickering enough to be that autistic.
she just looks like a weirdo with pastel hair, loads of piercings and has shirt like "pansexual" in her bio.

>>71714271
would be a wild shag

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trafalgar square in 1839 had pakis as well

are there even any jews in Ireland

what are they doing there

what even happens in Ireland

>>71714271
Arent all canadians like that

>>71714230
I can't even imagine fucking >20 people

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*squeezes you tightly while hugging you*

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any women here?

>>71714240

Haha sorry lad I'll try and keep the noise down

>>71714290
?

>>71714292
yep haha we put all the normies in camps when trudeau won

never looked into it and always thought that varg mong was just another youtube memer

didn't realise he was a famous musician who murdered someone and went to prison for ages

really makes me think

>>71714184
>driving to her
she'll disapprove of this due to the damage it'll do to the global climate and environment. don't let her find out you got to her's by driving.

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>>71714304

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>>71714304
*cums and starts farting*

https://www.rabb.it/haydy

peep show season 3 lads

quite possibly some tunes too

>>71714292
not really
honestly most people are pretty reluctant to "get political" and find it distasteful.
but this is not always the case when it comes to soulless urban areas/students.

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it is your duty to report reddit raids

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>>71714166

such pain in that lads expression. All his hopes and dreams, everything he's worked for, all gone.

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/moneybox/2015/05/sex_history_calculator_is_your_number_of_sexual_partners_low_average_or.html

I'm 19 and only had sex with 2 girls but apparently that's a little bit more than most 19 yr old lads who've only had a sex with 1

another abysmal post from the yanks

>>71714361
snitches get stiches

>>71714304
*brutally uppercuts you in the nose, driving your nasal bones into your bent little brain, killing you instantly*

>>71714338
Be my bf :3
>>71714345
Shan't

>>71714323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bm-kdLwBVc

>>71714191
>hearing female's conduct a conversation in the library or elsewhere
Utterly insipid. I can't imagine what enjoyment they derive from such an existence.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>71714361
shan't be executing this task.

can that one lad post the spongebob picture now

>>71714315
its a girl
think its one of the other flatmates she's shagging

>>71714194
>drinking fizzy drinks full stop
fizzy drinks are for children and yanks

>>71714418
why?

>>71714387
mate i reckon its even worse now. i know lads that are 23 who havent lost their virginity.

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>>71714419

hi lads

quite enjoyed todays press conference ahead of the haye/bellew fight

lads is fucking beautiful, wish I could do this

https://youtu.be/kBTc2xWXPE0

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having a comfy memory about the time i watched the 15th anniversary Akira Remaster

>>71714413
me when i do a big poo x

>>71714291
Don't ask me

going to order a few books
will have to do a cheeky browse

>>71714448
Young millenials and older Generation Z are having a lot less sex than older generations apparently

can't stand it when a leaf replies to me

>>71714447
because fuck you thats why

>>71714474
What books lad?

Didn't get Akira desu, can't tell but I might just be a dumb knob because there was nothing there for me at all, just some moving images (very well-animated mind) on a screen but I've heard a lot of good things about it

>tfw 25 yo khhv

there's no chance of this changing anytime soon

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>>71714419

Fucking sick of hearing about Jo Cox as is she was some inspiring figure to be revered

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>>71714495
Here's your reply senpai

>>71714447
because it's not worthy of a report i.m.o.

>>71714548
thanks

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>>71714387
>most 19 yr old lads who've only had a sex with 1
this is a fucking massive relief to hear
t. 19 year old whos only had sex with one girl

pic related is an interesting take on this btw, read it from bottom to top

>ugly horrific face
>monotone boring voice
>short
>bow legs

literally kill me. got a million other things wrong too

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>>71714540

sound like a dumb knob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyy_FIYE7EE

how comfy is this lads

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>>71714474
buy some of these

Isn't handholding actually a step up from kissing? You kiss a girl before you're bf+gf but you only hold hands after, right?
t. clueless khv

burger king twats only gave me 2 sauces for 20 chicken nuggets

unironically stopped paying attention to the mayne streem medyuh

>>71714419
>>71714548
>>71714563
the real nigga hours start at 2:30 AM you cunts

will always remember that time I was drinking with my dad and uncle who were both drunk and were trying to get me to flirt with girls in the bar, despite the fact I had a gf, my uncle being the more rowdy and pushy one but even my dad admitting "when he was my age he'd have at least two or three girls on the go at one time"

all leafs please go to your containment general

>>>/int/cum/

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>>71714387
>>71714564
>19
>0
fucking depressing

not even a spacker, have pulled girls and had them back at the flat but never shagged

*dumps toxic waste near your home*

>>71714585

no

t. held hands then snogged a few weeks later when i was a littleun'

>>71714566
*strokes your cheek as I place the barrel to the base of your skull and pull the hammer back*

shhhhh.... sleep now

>not particularly ugly
>quite tall
>quite funny to speak to
>extremely depressed and never leave my house apart from to go to the gym

i was SO CLOSE

on my first wank of the day i always shoot a blank but on my second wank i cum buckets

what the fuck is wrong with me

>>71714511
Lolita and The Stranger to start with, probably. Used to be really into literature in my younger years, want to make the buy to force myself into it.

>>71714573
Disgusting OP just buy the conquest of bread, mutual aid and capital desu

>>71714622
i didn't realise that the quiz was for "after 18"
i've also got 0 then

>>71714566
vocaroo voice. bet it isnt that bad

>>71714585
no usually you hold hands before. Do you think people just kiss without any other touching?

>>71714568
one of the few good things about the series

was watching a clip before from the beggining of the two towers, where aragorn is addressing the elves and you see all the women and children hearing the uruks make all that racket

then I started thinking about battle of the five armies and got upset at how badly they fucking ruined it

>>71714608
that's a bit weird
I come from a long line of virgins, me. My family shan't be egging me on any time soon

>>71714623
>E.P.A. does fuck–all about it.
thanks, Donald (!)

>>71714540

ikr, always felt like some of the story was lost in translation in the film version. I read the first volume of the manga and it started to make a bit more sense.

everytime i see a fedora or strange looking teen with long hair just assume they frequent /britfeel/

think my family are probably the reason im so autistic with girls
when i told them i had asked a girl out when i was like 7 or something my parents just made fun of me. My sister mocked me relentlessly when i had my first girlfriend. I have no protocol as to how to approach women

>>71714622
according to the website, 19 with 0 partners is the most common result after 19 with 1 partners. any more than 1 is actually less common than 0

in our society, sex is talked about and on display everywhere, but casual sex happens a lot less than you think it might

>>71714573
are these books appropriate for a stoic, dangerously athletic, fearless nihlist with a wicked sense of humour such as myself?

>>71714638
Nonce

>>71714713
this is relieving as fuck

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>>71714573
most of those are wank

>>71714699
good post

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*waddles towards you*

>>71714662
I thought you kissed a girl in order to sort of put out there "I like you and that", and you'd only hold hands after this bf+gf status was well-established. Possibly even after sex in my mind, especially if you're on the lash often

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>watching babestation all day & night to make up for lack of any female contact

>>71714739

>gif

fuck off

what happens in Ireland

>>71714727
wanna know something more relieving?

girls are even more likely to have 0 or 1 partners than boys at this age.

(Though they've probably done a lot of snogging, nude sharing and sexting)

>>71714772
drinking 30 pints or more

>>71714766
>literally two frames

>>71714665
This so much lad. It was beyond gaudy.

I fairly enjoyed the first film 2bh. It was comfy and the shire scenes were top tier. It really nosedived from the goblin caverns onward. Shame.

Derive a lot of nostalgic pleasure from watching the hobbit. I went to see the three films in consecutive winters through my last three years of school with a group of, none of whom I've spoken to since I left. We used to get stoned out our tree and sing "that's what bilbo baggins hates" from the first film. Cosy.

>>71714713
That's a relief I suppose. Need to get my nat king sooner rather than later though.

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>>71714728
nowhere near enough mishima on that list
sun and steel is an absolute essential

>>71714776
hmmmm

Might join the priesthood lads

Put all the relationship, sex and family below me, focus on God.

>>71714820
you're gay/a nonce

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-KgoOvweXMY


He tried

>>71714802
yeah the first time I saw the first hobbit was pretty great, me and the lads I lived with had made some really strong edibles and all smoked a blunt each before we went in, we had those special seats at the top where you get unlimited drinks and cheese + nachos

ended up being so fucked I had to rewatch it

2nd time round like 75% of the film felt brand new to me

>>71714746
Mate there's nothing sacred about hand holding. If you're at a club you will hold hands while dancing, same with dates

>>71714617
wonder what the u stands for

>>71714834
not bad at all, slightly odd rhythm to his speech but it is perfectly intelligible
I also noticed he doesnt know how to pronounce r without rolling it, so he just skips that sound

haven't smoked weed since i was 15 years of age

>>71714874
i didnt for a couple of years then tried again at 19 and had another panic attack
not a good experience all in all

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>>71714834
>Yekaterinburg

DON'T REMIND ME

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>>71714158
>Clements 4-1-4-1/4-3-2-1 is literally unexposable

good fucking post

I miss being a virgin and single sometimes.

There's some kind of magic in having your first sexual/flirtatious experiences with women that doesn't really compare after you've done it a few hundred times

Feeling a girl brush her legs against mine in school was infinitely more arousing than fucking my gf up the arse

Innocence is bliss

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the old alma mater is making america great again lads

>>71714424
Lezzers? Scissors' sisters?

>>71714916
Did you lose it to a lovely girl or was she a roastie

>>71714955
just got fired because of this post

>>71714948
You need to teach the other yanks about banter mate

>>71714971
lost it to a roastie slag when I was drunk at a party but I guess losing the virgin label gave me a bit more confidence to start dating my qt gf a few months later

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*kills you aesthetically*

why did assassins creed stop being ezio tier?

it was literally the best

tfw lost my virginity to a loving girlfriend and enjoyed the experience

>>71715025
me too haha x

>>71715013
AC3 would've been a really fun game if Haytham was the main character throughout

>>71715013
trying to add more shit and make it more ebin

even ezios last chapter with all the bombs and potions or w/e in istanbul was a bit tedious

that said black flag is a fantastic game, but it doesn't feel much like an assassins creed game either, much more pirate sim

I miss Emi and Hanako :(

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SOME DICKHEAD HAS CLAMPED MY CAR!

I'M GONNA TEAR HIS FUCKING GUTS OUT FOR THIS

Haven't spoken to anyone irl in a few days
Except myself of course, but I've even toned that down

i feel like most of /brit/ are living similar parallel lives to me

when I was an underage virgin, most of /brit/ were virgins

after I lost my virginity, suddenly a lot of /brit/ was having sex and getting girlfriends- also I see a lot of people the same age as me now

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got rejected from an English teaching job I applied for
they said my accent was too thick

>White Helmets' film won an Oscar
angry when I heard that. I can only hope Trump's presidency renders this effort of propaganda at intervention on the side of the """"moderate rebels"""" futile.

>>71715089
it's almost like the same people post here for years

>>71715090
lol, what's your native language

>>71715039
100% agreed.

wasn't a coincidence when I stopped playing when I was his son. It was an interesting idea to make the protagonist the antagonist, something Breaking Bad did, albeit more subtly.

the only enjoyment in the son's half was seeing Haytham's friend actually being a cunt from the other perspective if I be honest with you

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>>71715089
lost my virginity almost 8 years ago

that said I get you, though there has still been a significant influx of kids as time progressed

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>tfw lost my virginity to a coalburner and ended up dating her for 4 years

i'm so fucking pathetic ffs lads i need help

can someone honestly explain the logic behind courting women that have had casual sexual encounters? why does she think she deserves my time, money, emotions etc. when she let some dude pork her at a party while drunk after talking to him for half an hour?

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>>71715110
English

>accidentally posted in a wsg thread instead of /brit/

haha bit embarrasing x

>>71715122
there there, at least you lost your virginity

>>71715131
vocaroo a sea shanty

PLEASE

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>>71715131
L O L
Are you British or something?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488180218867.webm

My name is Jacqueline MacCafferty. I lost three years of my life on heroin.

>>71715131
>>71715133
>>71715146
fuck oooooooff

>>71715155
risky click

willy was in my gfs vag for less than 30 seconds

said i wanted a blowie but really was going to cum

this was 2 years ago

am i a virgin

>>71715153
Narthern Ontariah barn and razed

>>71715155
he's done quite well with his voice

>>71715155
the so-called gf (male)

Parents want me to join a club at uni but they all fucking SUCK lads

Anyone here very unhappy with their life?

>>71715122
you're American, it's socially acceptable and normal to have interracial relationships in that country, since there are so many minorities. wouldn't let /pol/ memes fuck with your head. just hope that her ex just happened to be black and not some nigger Mandingo she fetishised

also, she went black then she went back. says something about you, doesn't it?

I'd be more concerned about coalburners in the UK tbqh cause there's a lot fewer minorities so the only way you'd find one is if she was actively looking for a nonwhite to fuck

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how do I get a girl like this to be my gf?

>>71715194
Bonjour ami

got knocked out of the FA cup by carlisle lads....

im currently #1 in the prem

>>71715134
i'd rather be virgin and have my dignity

>>71715218

*raises paw*

see you at pride, homo

>>71715194
Good god idk my Canada, but if that's English-speaking then that's a funny anecdote for your wife's grandkids

>>71715218
>imageboards
dunno wot do you reckon

why is it that yanks and leaves are the best /brit/ posters? they are more /brit/ than anyone else on here tbqh ngl

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>>71715192
no

>>71715233
>tfw gotta fake a yank accent to get a job

Welcome to shitting on empty
Poooooooooo
Review

>>71715256
So why are you here instead of /cum/? Really makes you think

I'm going to nuke Washington. Fuck 'em.

>>71715252
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488179229436.webm

>>71714834
funny how few people remember this

https://youtu.be/ekeq4szDmJo?t=17s

No matter how hard I try, I’ll never reach the speed of life
No matter how much I write, you’ll never read a single line

Oh well
Who am I to point it out?

You are no one

>>71715302
District or state

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>>71715230
it's not acceptable for me fuck it would've been better if i just got a prostitute

>have the transcript files of pretty much every text ive sent to various birds in the last few years
>can accurately pinpoint which point they stopped liking me

might do a 'read and weep

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>>71715256
Why don't you make like a Canadian... And get out of here.

>>71715343
Watch this shit

>>71715230
>wouldn't let /pol/ memes fuck with your head
>after he spews some /pol/ meme bullshit
ah yes

the gf

https://twitter.com/charliesang3ls/status/835680943583027200

>>71715335
DELET THIS TRAITOR
RUSSIA IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN OUR ENEMY

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>>71715367
>tfw you're in the middle of a relationship death right now

Not even gonna fight for it.

>>71715378
watching...

Why don't they remake old games in the same engine but use modern specs to make it huge and god tier? If they remade Baldur's Gate or Fallout New Vegas in their original engines we could have much better games with the same graphics.

>>71715255
its the only part of canada where they speak like the prototypical canadian "aboot" accent

>>71715327

kinda hot ngl

>>71715230
our society is highly segregated you would have to be actively looking for a minority to fuck to do so

everywhere i go i only see other whites people and i have to look at demographic data to remind myself that nonwhites are out there in large numbers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEun9I2VfP0

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>>71715414
Get rekt Yankee Doodles.

>>71715256
>yanks and leaves
yanks are mostly dire. leaves are average.
>>71715288
a good aussie (literal) shitpost

>>71715409
does she love you?

>>71715327
>when you're the first one to finish

>>71715122
>>71715230
why even care if someone has sex with someone with a different skin?

mongs, it means nothing.

>>71715481
OH FUCK OFF

>>71715481
>new orleans next to toronto

i don't think this geography is accurate

dont repply to it

>>71715497
hypocritical. You've said worse shit about interracial sex

>>71715431
>If they remade Baldur's Gate
they did and it was pretty good
>new vegas
lol its not even that old.

>5 years ago was 2012

grim

>>71715497
>it's just skin colour!

nice leftist cuckold meme you've got there

limp dicked faggot

>>71715524
>people can't change their opinion

>>71715481
is this Civ VI?
how does it fair compared to Civ V plus dlc?

>>71715492
Doubt it otherwise she wouldn't be dicking me around refusing to commit to simple shit and blowing me off. Been together for a year, think it's getting time to move on.

>>71715548
What made you change yours?

>>71715527
>they did and it was pretty good

They updated the graphics alone. I'm talking about making what is essentially a new game with the old graphics/engine but making it massive. Any PC could run a super huge BG3 game with the old graphics, and it'd take not so long to make asides for the writing I think.

shagged 10 girls and i'm 20

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>>71715505
NYC next.

Check this out Joooooooooooooos!

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brown girls are superior

>>71715576
>They updated the graphics alone
no they made new missions and an entire new expansion for it.

>>71715567
lost my virginity

>>71715580
shagged 17 and i'm 28

remember each and every girl quite well

>>71715587
*pulls off her pants*
*reeks of shit*
*pulls her pants back up*

>>71715563
I only played Civ V once a few years back and don't really remember much so can't really compare.

>>71715565
>tfw together for 2.5 years
>she got bored and left me for no reason

im still bitter about the fact that I dated such an immature girl for so long that didnt know the difference between infatuation and love

your relationship sounds shit, find something better. its got to feel good down to the bone

>>71715611
okay grandpa

>>71715619
well how is it on its own merits?

>normalfag thread

ah yes ah yes believe my of lass is calling me, cheers!

get the Reliable Sources™ hence
>>71715642
>>71715642
>>71715642

>>71715667
>>71715667

actual thread