/brit/

hey dudes

hey buddy i think you got the wrong door

the leather clubs 2 blocks down

picture of a girl

Anime

who is he?

>>71712040
hot

>>71712044
KEK WTF
how did this happen at the OSCARS for fucks sake

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the goal

>>71712108
What you on lad?

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gf just enigma machined me this

got a mate who watches romances and 30s films and that

didn't expect it from him at all

>>71712039
2.0 one is he bad one though it probably wont be in the big range rover

>>71712157
don't judge a book by it's cover xoxo

Do you think you will ever unironically say 'the missus'?

>>71712142
she looks like a female conor mcgregor

>>71712134
all these good looking women dont even have kids, meanwhile the dole scrounging rats and negroid races have 5 or 6

the future is going to be so ugly because of these selfish slags

>>71712040
sorry for being a fob, is this real?

why is /brit/ full of rorkes?

>>71712179
>womanlets

>>71712179
>5'3 standing
>5'8 in heels

is that even legal?

>>71712221
fuck off billionaire

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WE

a connie chung christmas!

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a glib facsimile

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One Canada Square, Canary Wharf, Toronto, Ontario, Canada

>>71712227
/brit/ is full of failed and semi-failed human beings that look to blame others for their life situation, immigrants are a pretty easy target, hence Rorkes.

>>71712227
why do immigrants move to countries they hate?

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>you now work at Google under Moot
How do you introduce yourself? Keep in mind he doesn't want to talk about 4chan

>>71712266
Man, that's way better than our canary wharf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cif8IcBwoTk

tune

>>71712227
da brown man keep us down reeeeeee

>>71712283
alri mut

>>71712283
alri faggotron, you still jackin it to them chinese cartoons lmao

CAUSE IF IT'S NOT LOVE THEN IT'S THE BOMBS

THE BOMBS

THE BOMBS

THE BOMBS

THE BOMBS THAT WILL BRING US TOGETHER

>>71712283
I admire him from a distance and work my hardest for our lord and saviour.

>>71712115
Some random google employee.

>>71712266
hmmmm looks familiar

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How will history remember him?

>>71712283
Any good memes then lad?

>>71712283
Hi, I'm Daniel, its nice to meet you

>>71712252
they've completely bastardised everything about lord of the rings but they still pretend its in the same universe.

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www.strawpoll.me/12341145
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>>71712348
naaahhh let's keep it ten words or less yeah?

>>71712227
lots of young men dislike foreigners. /brit/ is basically just young men

>>71712348
As a pedo loving faggot

>>71712348
He'll be forgotten in about six days from now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kDVwRyCq0s

i know we like to meme a lot here but i genuinely am a radical centrist

>>71712252
WUZ

>>71712283
PRAISE KEK

>>71712348
>a right winger is a nonce

wow, wouldn't have thought

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>>71712372

>>71712268

More like most people on the internet live in the real world instead of beliving in delusional fucktories like multikulti and assimilation.

A petty bourgeois can't understand that because he live in a bubble

>>71712297

Nice the second paki is here

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>>71712402
Apart from me hehehehe <3

do you ever look back at when you had oneitis and realise what a spanner you were?

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Suicide squad was shite
Captain america civil was was shite
Watching batman v superman now and its shite

Don't know how this capeshit makes billions, yanks I suppose

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6lPZ0MhM5w

Well we knew it was coming

the king of rorkes and the king of sheeds in one place

>>71712348
not a follower of his personality cult but I don't believe he's a pedo tbfh, I believe his defence here

>>71712458
>tfw 6'2 as well
Reckon she'd go for me? want a tall gf desu.

I literally cannot jump a fence

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>>71712372
the deano one makes no sense as a meme.

i'd imagine most deanos being blue pilled as f and therefore being green near to central.

>>71712439
fuck off lefty socialist

>>71712470
first girl i "fell" for was actually a dirtbird now that i look back
still would for old times sake

>>71712471
All normies love capeshit

>>71712493
Shame you're fuck ugly mate

i'll be 23 in april. i've never been to a club. never had a gf. never had sex. never been kissed. don't have any lifelong friendships. never eaten shellfish.

is there any hope for me?

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>>71712484

http://uk.isidewith.com/results/3034481412

radical centrism tbqhwy

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>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos, 95% white in the centre

>>71712509
Nah Deanos are probably just a tamer blue than Rorkes.

>>71712040
Moot is a living paradigm of male beauty

cannot wait for GTA 6

>>71712493
i know them feels

>>71712525
If I was then I'd have an excuse for having no gf, I'm just a huge fucking autist desu.

>>71712526
wew
that's literally me except i'm 23 in may

there's definitely hope for us, maybe we could meet up and start a business together

>>71712542
did they come out with more info?

>>71712532
i imagine we're both right.

i just remember doing this during AS-level poltics and all the normies were light left aka liberals.

>>71712521

Only after your hanging libturd scum

>>71712557
>there's definitely hope for us, maybe we could meet up and start a business together

what kind of business? :333

>>71712542
thank red ded for delaying it

what are ur hopes for it

want it to be in the rest of san andreas desu

>>71712359
>Correct usage of whilst

That's a guy

>>71712587
i'm not sure

preferably one where we can make money
i want to be based in utah, somewhere quite isolated

>>71712568
deanos wouldn't be doing AS levels politics, they'd be doing apprenticeships, working for their dads or working in a trade

>>71712603
red dead is better you little plebeian slug

>>71712526
>>71712557
try not to go through this stage everyone goes through where they think nightclubs are the best thing ever.

like most people go through it during 1st/2nd year of uni but so many people who were in lets say relationships between 18-25 go through a stage of being OMG NIGHTCLUBS ARE SO COOL when they break up regardless of age.

so yeah, be careful f ams

>190cm the confirmed pedo and registered sex offender holds runty political views
Colour me surprised.

By the way nonce boy. How did you manage to meme /brit/ into forgetting about you being on the sex offenders list?

>>71712612
are you a mormon?

how about colorado, and we grow weed?

>>71712603
hope they chose a completely different part of america, or a different country altogether

hope they actually make the map big too

>>71712557
I'm 23 on may 25th

>>71712528
why spell it the american way

>>71712608
I had no idea there was a difference, she was probably just using one or the other without thinking

>>71712439
dont care fuck off

>>71712629
elaborate?

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>GTA V came out in 2013

>>71712625
no its not horses are for fags and old shit is not fun in a open world rockstar game

>>71712621
u realise u can still be a racist and be light green yeah?

>>71712603
>thank red ded for delaying it
The success of GTAO has delayed GTA6, they're trying to get every penny they can out of that first. GTA6 will just be GTAO2

CoD 4 was 10 years ago

>>71712672
fuck off you 16 year old mick

right now, 190cm Commie Race is actually the SECOND most politically illiterate retard in this thread. The Frog Chav beats him for now

>>71712670
unironically the greatest game yet 2bhwy

>>71712629
>confirmed pedo and registered sex offender
elaborate

>>71712269
Why do teenagers live with their parents?

>>71712663
FONY

Old Yanks are welcome though.

>>71712709
Normie.

>>71712629
/brit/ has quite a high turn over of posters, it's why you see the same all new gimmicks pop up again and again.

>>71712686
>The success of GTAO has delayed GTA6

true too

>GTA6 will just be GTAO2

red ded will have the same issues

fucking torture being a liverpool fan

>>71712716
>pedo
fuck off yank

A man shows up outside your house. He is starving and cold and needs help asap. He tells you he is in trouble and for some reason cannot go to the hospital. What do you do?
Hint:this is analogous to the migrant situation in the uk

http://imgur.com/a/f1nnA

>>71712700
he's a typical averagely intelligent arrogant student who thinks he has all the answers. ignore what he says. he's a moron.

>>71712725
>/brit/ has quite a high turn over of posters, it's why you see the same all new gimmicks pop up again and again.

or maybe it's because we're always striving to be on the cutting edge of gimmicks.

>>71712733
I'm not sure how they will monetise Red Dead in the same way, unless you get some player base + a gang to manage and upgrade.

fucking torture living in liverpool
cue the 'it's better than london' gimmick

>>71712629
loads of people come and go on /brit/, it's sort of like the 5 monkeys and ladder thing, people just repeat memes

>>71712678
think you're confused mate

deanos=/=rorkes
deanos=/=normies

most normies are liberal green
deanos however, are a specific type of lad who's very entrepreneurial, all about buying fancy watches and nice cars and Barrat new builds with a work ethic that most lazy normies don't have. Deanos are very commercial, and understand money in a way lefties don't

>>71712699
wild west fantasy hard man spacker

>>71712716
>>71712663
Lad managed to get himself doxxed by underestimating the power of weaponised autism. It turned out he has a history of diddling

>>71712737
call an amberlamps

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rate the dinner

>>71712760
i'd say I'm top 5% in intelligence 2bf2u

>>71712793
bullshit

>>71712766
theyll find a way

probably lime green horses with neons

>>71712577
>>71712577
>>71712577
>>71712577
>>71712577

If my life were a football team it'd be Portsmouth

>>71712755
>http://imgur.com/a/f1nnA
was that her minge? She's become slightly less attractive, and doesn't look above-average in the face from profile view

>>71712629
been posting here regularly for years and not heard anything about this

>>71712793
archive link

haha i shot the man in my computer game whats on teevee did the man kick the ball

>>71712760
he's less moronic than the frog

though that isn't saying much

>>71712821
can you at least flood the board with it like the easter aussie

>>71712829
Me too desu.

>>71712792
wigger wannabe gangster shrill voiced bitch

what's stoicism

>>71712797
i specificied he cannot go to the hospital

business idea: an inverse aircraft carrier

it's a massive plane in the air with a huge pool full of small boats which you can then parachute into the ocean

>>71712786
hmm, yeah maybe you're right.

a deano over here would vary slightly I'd imagine though

>>71712878
responsible and dutiful manliness

>>71712857
autism


lmaoing at the fact you think red deds fan base will be any different from gta's too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ea_gqeFSNA

>ywn experience northern soul at its peak
bad feel

nightclubs are just bouncing, fighting and spewing these days

would love to go out and dance to negro music

>>71712878
what's google?

Shall not turn up for work tomorrow due to it being a national holiday

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>>71712888

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Sunderland, Boro and Hull will go down in that order

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>tfw 2 intelligent for 2DPD

Gta v was piss, gta iv was good, red dead redemption was a master piece ignore the plumbers opinion

>>71712912
>gif
fuck off

>>71712912

>gif

fuck off

>>71712929
this is such a fedora post.

gta iv was bland, was the size of the sea and had the depth of a puddle.

I hate 190kg king runt
it isn't even funny anymore
Hang it up lad

>>71712880
you can get some treatment in the back of an ambulance la'

red dead was a boring piece of shit. gta has always been better.

>>71712912
>gif
fuck off

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>why yes I am a student

>>71712956
>gta iv was bland, was the size of the sea and had the depth of a puddle.

this only babbies that grew up playing red ded and gta iv think they're good

>>71712916
>not wanting the Southerners to go down
It's the only 'economy' these places have!

The Ballad of Gay Tony was better than GTA V, IV and Red Dead

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>>71712935
>>71712951
>>71712972

simpsons hit and run was the best gta game tbqh

>>71713009
>gif
fuck off

>>71712458
Lmao fucking freak

>>71713009
FOY

dishwasher is a shit job, but if you're lucky to be close enough to the cooks the banter is incredible

>>71712922
very good

>>71712995

yeh

shame my personal feelings towards a club doesnt change objective facts xx

>>71712961
I like the diversity in thought and opinion he offers

most anons end up sounding pretty similar, ends up pretty circlejerky

I don't agree with lisicker on most things but his different views are a breath of fresh air on /brit/

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>>71713024
>>71713028

>>71712987
>>71712956
Gta iv was far better than V, in terms of atmosphere and story, way better

V was piss, red dead masterpiece, grew up playing vice city and San Andreas runt back to the toilet

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>you preferred gta v to red dead? sorry son no position for you here

choon for the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz9XonsuEZU

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>>71712980
pretty much

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>>71713030
wish I was also outgoing

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>he cleans up shite in another persons house for a living

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gonna run to the offie and get some cans for tomorrow xx

>>71713054
should have given the song your mother's name instead lmao

real men dont just shave their face

(very obscure gta iv reference)

NEED to have my ballbag pulverized by an entire volleyball team

>>71713042
GTAIV had the worst story since the 2d games.

>>71713030
>the frog that wants a fascist revolution who keeps bashing "bourgeoise" and "upper class idiots" is a potwasher

literally cannot contain my howling

hey niko do u want to go bowling xD

>>71713037
its mostly purposely contrarian to get a rise out of people

>>71713070
am a weird mix of introvert and extrovert
like im able to not go out for weeks but I can also make people laugh ez

>>71712997
this

walked in on my gf getting plowed by another man. He was only 5ft8 as well. 4 inch cock. what the hell coud she have wanted with him

what an historic moment

>>71713142
>plowed
fuck off yank

>>71713103
not him actually
i'd rather join the ruling class and use my mindpowers to kill billions and get rich with hostiles financial takeovers and insiders trading

never played gta or whatever you're talking about because my family were too poor

>>71713042
red ded was boring
gta iv was terrible it was like playing inside of a brown paper bag the entire game was depressing as fuck and there was fuck all to do especially after san andreas

this is looking at it from a sandbox view all gta's have had a fairly shit story

>>71713030
Could not do that job for any amount of money

fuck me completely forgot all about pancake day tomorrow

need to go shop on the way home from work to get flour, eggs, nutella, sugar, lemons, milk and butter

>>71713167
What did you do to pass the time in your youth then

>>71712987
i won't lie to you, i grew up playing gta iv however, I always found I'd play it solid for like 4 days then drop it away for like a year. It was GOAT fun online, but like I said there was no depth and ultimately got very boring, very quickly.

>>71713042
gta iv was good when it came out but has aged like a pile of shit. It's between that awkward stage of actually being a fun retro game such as vice city and actually being a competent game like V.

It's odd how you mention the atmosphere considering Vice City unironically destroyed it in that manner.

can't remember if i have a doctor's appointment today or not

>>71713180
Alri Facebook

>>71713177
Well, the amount is VERY little, but I have a rent to pay and my bank account is fucking empty from a whole years spent NEETing around

>>71713163
wishing you luck, pretty neat fantasy to have

>>71713142
she wanted a taller man with a bigger cock

walked in on my gf getting plowed by another man. He was only 5ft as well. 2 inch cock. what the hell coud she have wanted with him

>>71713189
whatever was free innit

>>71713210
nah, realistically i'll get stuck in my shit job and grow bitter and old

:^^^)

waheyyy it's payday lads

gonna have a sweet 1.3k extra in my account right meow. what should i buy?

>>71713204
don't get the reference

im emigrating to wales haha and you can do nothing about it, im unstopable

>>71713207
>the communist is a welfare leech turned pot washer
You deserve it

walked in on my gf getting plowed by another man. He was only a dwarf as well. 0.5inch cock. what the hell coud she have wanted with him

>>71713239
drugs

>>71713239
FOB desu senpai desu

>>71713212
oh you've done it now!!

>>71713243
where in wales

>>71713148
is it weird to say this? is this only used for 'historic' and 'hotel'? I've always said it but only for those two and I feel like a bit of a knob when I do

>>71713255
maybe drugs

>>71713243
*talks in welsh while you're around*
*burns your house down while you're at work*

have fun xx

>>71713280

bangor

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>>71712528
Extreme middle here

Walked in on my gf getting plouged by a runt. He was only 190cm aswell with a trip. What the hell could she have wanted in him?

>>71713291
too many chinks, druggies and commies there

>>71713248
I didn't actually ask for welfare
I used my own money do laze around hence my being broke

also, not a commie at all
my political orientation is 'lol politicians'

just binge watched people just do nothing

it's ok

>>71713030
>cooks
They're called chefs you fucking inbred

Wine 'pon it, climb 'pon it
Ride 'pon it, spend your whole bloodclart life 'pon it
Dive 'pon it, slide 'pon it
Wait, you broke me cocky now mi need fi put ice 'pon it

>>71713313
yeh i dropped it after 1 episode. it tried way too hard to be funny.

>>71713272
rude 2bh how much does your plate cleaning job pay

>>71713243
all serbians should be killed

>>71713291
check out snowdonia whilst you're there

>>71713335
nah, the chef is a chef, the rests are either seconds, or cooks
and tonight the chef had the day off

nice try tho bb

>>71713335
aren't they two different positions

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>>71713340
>(((goldman)))

>>71713076

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING LIMPDICK CHEESENIGGER. TAKE A BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT. OOPS I MEAN CAMEMBERT. PARIS IS THE ONLY RELEVANT PART OF FRANCE, AND IT'S LITERALLY SHIT-TIER OF A CITY. YOU HAVE SUICIDE HOTLINES FOR JAPS WHO VISIT AND REALISE HOW SHITE IT ACTUALLY IS. FUCKING JAPS! THAT'S HOW BAD IT IS! I BET YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT. YOUR COUNTRY IS A JOKE. THE ONLY REDEEMING QUALITY OF FRANCE IS THAT IT'S NOT SPAIN. BUT TO BE HONEST I WOULD RATHER VISIT SPAIN BEFORE I WOULD VISIT FRANCE. NAPOLEON SOLD US LOUISIANA FOR $3, BUT TO BE HONEST THOMAS JEFFERSON PAID $2.99 TOO MUCH FOR IT. EVERY PART OF AMERICA THAT YOUR SMELL FRENCH HANDS TOUCHED HAS BEEN TAINTED, RUINED. THE FRENCH LANGUAGE IS DISGUSTING. ANYWHERE THAT FRENCH IS SPOKEN THE POPULATION LOSES 30 IQ POINTS. QUEBEC IS A SHITEHOLE, THE WORST PART OF CANADA. AND THAT'S THE ONLY RELEVANT PLACE FRENCH IS SPOKEN OUTSIDE OF THE MAINLAND. FRENCH GUIANA? I CAN SEE WHY IT'S A PROVINCE OF FRANCE. ALL THE GANGS AND DRUGS REALLY FIT IN WELL WITH THE REST OF YOUR SHITHOLE OF A COUNTRY. THE ONLY OTHER PLACES FRENCH IS SPOKEN IS IN BOKO HAREM TERRITORY. I WOULDN'T VISIT FRANCE EVEN TO SHIT ON IT.

Weed is such a shit tier drug i can't imagine why anyone would consider forming their identity around it.

all serbians should be snogged extremely sloppily

>>71713360
No, they're all chefs
>head chef
>second chef
>sous chef
>chef d' partie
Fucking runt

who /spending their best years posting on 4chan and wanking/ here

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these lads slap your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?

boobstation

Wasted my entire weekend playing Civ VI. Only really interested in nuking the shit out of the Islamic cities and forcing them to trade pigs.

>>71713340
>>71713374
It's a troll account made for triggering /pol/

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brazil

>>71713396
>all that heel striking
None of them could run over a mile

>>71713347

underrated

>>71713394
>he thinks people that aren't in super fancy suck-me-money-dry foodbooths care about anything other than the chef

endearing cluelessness
bet you never worked a day in your life

>>71713427
I work in a 5 star hotel you silly cunt

Battlefield 2 will be set in WW2 and will feature womens on the beach of normandy ,i can see this happening.

Lemsip is vile

>>71713368
Cooks don't have banter

>>71713456
And rightfully so

>>71713394
If you have a culinary degree and/or trained under a notable chef and have moved up the ranks, you are typically considered a chef. If you simply dabble in the kitchen at home or are just starting out at the bottom of the restaurant totem pole, you are almost always considered a cook

your school lunch lady was a cook for example

>>71713445
well I did too, and no one cared about titles.
typical brits to needlessly polish the willies of the higher ups t b h

>>71713458
why?

what does this frog want

>>71713491
I hate Muslims

wonder how someone from 1850 would react to a game from 2017

>>71713474
Yeah but he doesn't work in a school canteen. He works in a restaurant or a hotel
>>71713478
>knowing the name of a coworkers position is somehow brown nosing
This is why you wash pots and i don't

>>71713474
Says who

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women have it so easy

>>71713498
?

>>71713517
grass is always greener mate

>>71713504
oh i know their names, but they'd laugh at me if I called them by their positions or even asked about it

and my coworkers probably like me better than you, debbie downie

>>71713517
They're riddled with insecurities from the day they turn 12 until the day they turn 60. They make life hell for each other and themselves desu.

>>71713509
says the fucking awful food at school

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>floors have been vacuum–cleaned en wiped
>took a bath, wanked then showered to get any remains off
>tidied my Barnet fair
>haven't eaten since Sunday afternoon
>Daily Politics on the tellybox
>chunky meaty soup with Brussels sprouts en carrots, also chilis with garlic
>glass of southern french red wine (25€ for 3 bottles of 750 m.l. each)
rate my level of comfy-ness.
(I know, absence of weed.)
>>71713517
just wait 'til the ol' 'pause hits.

>>71713491
tastes bad

>>71713517
to be fair they do have to bleed from their cunts 5 days of every month

>>71713547
suck my cock now you micky mouse twat

anyone care for a spot of hard bumming?

>>71713517

periods
vaginal discharge
rape
having to battle off deanos for the majority off their prime adult lives

>>71713536
Not an OUNCE of professionalism in your body you waster. When he's in the kitchen during service, you address him as "chef", when you're out having a smoke or service is finished, use his first name

>>71713547
Id love some wine now

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>>71713529
>>71713539
Are you kidding me? You can be the ugliest lump of lard and men will still chase after you.

Basically life on easy mode, as they just need to make sure they're not over 300 lbs and they'll always have a provider to buy them shit.

We had a 50% chance of winning and we lost the gender lottery.

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working on my chakra alignment

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who ate all the pies

>>71713547
>>71713565
Poofters

>one lad makes a post not entirely positive about women
>billions of whiteknights arrive
ah yes, /brit/

>>71713588
I would though

>>71713572
>men will still chase after them
Yeah, runts that they aren't attracted to.

We are excited to announce that SpaceX has been approached to fly two private citizens on a trip around the moon late next year. They have already paid a significant deposit to do a moon mission. Like the Apollo astronauts before them, these individuals will travel into space carrying the hopes and dreams of all humankind, driven by the universal human spirit of exploration. We expect to conduct health and fitness tests, as well as begin initial training later this year.

we'd hunt them for meat.

that's all I'm saying.

>>71713572
>You can be the ugliest lump of lard and men will still chase after you.
yeah to literally be used as a 5 minute bucket to dump cum in and then be forgotten about

>>71713599
kek

>>71713560
>ok not that bad
>ok not that bad
>you could be raped or subject to worse attacks
>MUH LIFE IS SO HARD GETTING APPROACHED BY POSSIBLE LOVERS

>a yankee shitpost
color me surprised (with sarcasm)
>>71713588
>Poofter
why?

>>71713592
I'm not whiteknighting women I'm just massively grateful that I don't bleed from my dick for 1/6th of every month

>>71713633
newcunt

>>71713641
>>71713598
Wine is for women and the limp wristed French

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lads

>>71713529
desu as a man you can't realistic just faff about your entire life and still "make it"

as a woman if you're moderately pretty you can get a cushy "job" in marketing/real estate/journalism, do that casually then use the mad dosh you make just to do whatever forever, then latch onto a man for permanent support meaning you only need to work 'for fun' or until you get bored of >le hard job lyfe

Imagine what damage to the human population leaded fuel has done

Twitter's news page literally has a entire section on por raying Islamic State members as sweet innocent misunderstood angels

https://twitter.com/i/moments/836226456376193025

SAD!

>>71713592
/brit/ is not only a radical centrist general but also the ultimate devil's advocate general. I've argued most topics from several different perspectives on here, just for the sake of giving counterarguments

I reckon a lot of INTPs and ENTPs browse /brit/

>>71713686
not as much as one would think

>>71713686
no more than leaded pipes

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>>71713630
If they play their cards right, they can always trick someone into staying in a long-term relationship with them (most of the time men with money).

desu I should just become a trap because there's probably a market of rich men that want that

>>71713562
How dare you insult me thus! I'll have you know, sir, that I am an incredibly proefficient and dextrous dishwasher, inhabited by the most deep-seated sense of duty known to mankind! My work is my life, I clean fast and I clean well. I clean with sponges, I clean with steel wool, I'll even clean with my bones if need be. You went and spat on the most profound fiber of my being. I focus all my energy into -becoming- a perfect machine; unfeeling, folded and tempered a thousand times, ready and able to wash away the filth of delicious respasts past. You cannot, you WILL not change this with your assumptions of mediocrity based on nothing but hearsay and your own malformed opinions.

I wish you sir a good night.

>>71712372
>all these rorkes and radical centrists
Disgusting

>>71713635

1/1000 deanos will be looking for anything other than a shag

the ones that arent will statistically be fedora

>>71713665
Wine is to be drunk when you or someone else's cooked a proper meal for you imo, not a bender's drink

fucking hate paddies lads. cromwell lives on

>>71713695
>I reckon a lot of INTPs and ENTPs browse /brit/

yeah, you're correct, the majority were INTP's back when that test was a meme and everyone lost their minds.

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>>71713695
/brit/ is the Greenpill general

>>71713701
Lead in general

Reckon we would be on average 10 IQ points higher

>>71713673
This. the biggest gap is between average-quite attractive men and women. When you are a reasonably good looking man you don't get much laid out for you, when you're a somewhat good looking woman you get a lot of opportunities

>>71713721
coke zero has no corn syrup. and aspartame is the most studied food additive of all time and has been proven to be 100% safe time and time again

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>>71713649
>le oldfag

>>71713704
>steelwool
Ahhh yes, will be great when one of those wires gets into the stirfry and nearly kills someone

>>71713721
Wheres the redpill aka ancom pill

>>71713714
>the opposite sex wants to fuck me!!
how terrible

>>71712528
>Conservatives in UK, followed by UKIP
>Republicans in USA
>Front National in France
>Alternative for Deutschland in Germany


Seems about right

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>>71713665
>he fell for the Al Murray's meme
good post, beery lad
shouting: LAGER LAGER LAGER
MEGA MEGA WHITE THING, MEGA MEGA

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>>71713737
t.

greeting and regard from family
-me

'fat free' or 'sugar free' is 10x more dangerous and unhealthy than its fatty/sugary counterpart

>>71713749

t. literal ugly beta

>>71713731
But when you're a bland male you can still slay minge with a good job and personality. Average women will never get Chad or even Brad

>>71713737
I'm sure it TRIGGERS my migraines tbf

>>71713772
?? think you're retarded lad

>le ISIS bogeyman
kys

>>71713762
Explain

>>71713744
lmao
lets say you win, gotta sleep
ta taaa

went to a restaurant and they were selling DIET COKE
called the cops on that sick filth immediately, utter disregard for human life.

really need a drink (non-alcoholic)

>>71713760
t. actual brainlet

state an argument with evidence or fuck off

>>71713772
chads will bang a fat heffers la'

don't deny it

>>71713817
>>71713817
>>71713817