/brit/ + /paki/ = /brit/

>>71699280
alri

cara is a slag

rock MDMA can be less pure than some pills

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNYYYYYYYYY

>>71699314
weed is fine if you have discipline but its very easy to let it drain all the motivation and ambition from you.

i smoke it regularly but only to chill out in the evenings when ive done all my work and errands etc.

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The durham gf

weed's shit and made me stupid

>>71699385
state of her
would love to fuck her though

>>71699414
>durham
had my arse fondled in the foyer of the university there this morning

>>71699280
>JD slags
>tfw misses is technically a JD slag because she always wears my old gear.

>tfw a JD wanker.

>adidas, fred perry, lacoste, lyle and Scott and ellesse for nostalgia (retro' if your a yuff).
Is there any reason not to shop there?

>taking MD more than once every 6 weeks

Ya blew it

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business idea: welsh empire

>clueless leaf doesn't pills are absolutely fine if you buy them from trusted sellers.

buying them off dodgy blacks in clubs is a risk of course but that applies to literally all drugs.

>>71699441
JD is for schoolkids
at least go to foot asylum, scotts or size

>I sometimes wear a hat. For example when I did college tours with my son I wanted the focus to be totally on him. A lot less people recognize me when I have a hat on or else they realize I am trying to be incognito.
>Mostly when people do recognize me they are super nice so I don't feel it is a burden to be noticed most of the time.

Imagine coming across Bill Gates in the street

how much of your wage is meant to go to pensions?

I calculated my after tax/NI income 82% of my salary
work seems to only pay me (after pensions as well) 65% of my salary

I'm pro-rata, so the other possibility might be that they're paying me for less time than i work and i agreed to work with my boss...

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>>71699464
why that area in Canada?

Bit mad how quick the media are to report on child sex abuse in the Catholic Church but will never report the rampant rape of children in Islam

>>71699392

>What is http://www.pillreports.net/

>>71699527
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_Canadians#Welsh_in_Alberta

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gf just sent me this

>>71699498

One of the more boring rich people

He could just go ham 2bh

>>71699441
>Wearing anything with visible branding

Fucked it.

>>71699459
I let months pass in between taking MDMA, and when I do it I take 200mg orally and additional 100mg lines every 2-3 hours to keep it going

>>71699526
Mine is 5.45% of gross goes into the pension.

Does your payslip not say?

the retirement age will be pushed to 90 by the time anyone here reaches 70

>>71699550
She was 14 when she made that video you nonce

>>71699441
yeah I wear all those brands too
just avoid the duffer of st george and all the other scaldy brands

>>71699496
My local size shut down.
Foot asylum is fucking horrendus outside of trainers mate.

I use Scotts online, and house of fraiser for the more refined chav gear.

>>71699586
uh oh

>>71699580
we'll be living to 150 by then so it works out

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>>71699464
>business idea: welsh empire

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Why are people so triggered about the way you like your steak? before it was reddit mongs saying you had to have it medium rare, now it's alt right mongs saying you need it medium well with ketchup

i just like it medium 2bqh

>>71699604
>people actually wear McKenzie

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the durham ameriboo gf

>>71699580

Luckily I've signed a billion year contract with the church of scientology

I'll be fine

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>>71699639
why doesn't she get up and heem the evil thing

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>wearing athletic clothing as casual wear

>>71699651
Bit mad how people are talking about impeaching him. Like, yeah, let's just ignore the millions of people that voted him in democratically

>>71699574
bastards haven't given me a payslip yet.

last month they didn't pay me at all and then called it an advance when i asked for my wages.

i think my payslip is in my pigeonhole at work but i'm off sick for next 3 days so i can't check.

re-reading my contract now.

its a university i work for, so they shouldn't be diddling me.

>>71699651

Medium rare here

Anything more than medium is murder

>>71699651
I don't much care for steak desu.

I'll eat it, but I'd never order it for myself.

>>71699705
>but i'm off sick for next 3 days

How do you know you will be sick in advance?

Sounds like you're scamming them as much as they're scamming you

>>71699541
Can't find anything about red anarchies on it

feel absolutely fucking mingin right now

>>71699694
I wear jeans, but track tops and polo shirts are comfy as fuck mate and don't even pretend your shitty chuck taylors aren't fucking sports shoes faggot.

>>71699694
wearing trackies right now

>>71699717
>tfw accidentally ordered a blue rare steak when in france

not a big fan desu. somewhere between medium rare and medium is all i like

>>71699651
Just means he's an unrefined pleb tbqh, nothing more.

Although we all knew that a long time ago....Look at his apartment's decor lmao

Just fondeled some lads arse at Durham

>>71699651
>old man likes his steak easy to cut and chew

Shocking.This is also true of all 70 year olds

>>71699759

Blue is definitely pretty hard core
Too much for me, also

medium is perfect

>>71699749
Trackies are comfy as fuck lad, same with joggies.
Ironically I wear them sitting on my arse in the house.

>>71699651
anyone who knows anything about food prefers medium rare

try going up to gordon ramsay at one of his restaurants and asking for a well done steak

how much water do you drink every day on average?

will never understand spastics taking MDMA once every week or twice a week and shit

fucking spastics,a simple quick google search will tell you all you need to know

>>71699818
>try going up to gordon ramsay at one of his restaurants and asking for a well done steak

He'd make me a bloody lovely well done steak because I'm a paying customer, not some spastic on his reality show

>>71699797
ermm well done isn't even harder to chew i think

>>71699818
They'd probably cook it for you but every member of staff would think you should be shown the door.

>>71699816
It's all I wear when I'm sat at home.

>>71699842
Lots.

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Brendan Fraser on the right

>anything other than well done

enjoy your parasites

I like medium rare best but I also know absolutely fuck all about food and am too poor and lazy to eat real food

>>71699842

Probably 2L

>>71699900
>that cunt in the selick top.

When will old firm fans realise they're scummy bastards?

>>71699818
it's actually only poor chefs who can't cook a well done steak properly

Remember that time Ellen Page did that video game and there was a shower scene and the developer actually had a nude model of her made complete with nips and minge and hackers got access to the model and showed everyone roughly what Ellen Page looks like naked and she was really embarrassed but then later she got her baps out for a couple films and they were even nicer than the nude game model had implied they might be?

>>71699938
i thought it only had 2 towers

>wearing trackies at home

there is specially made comfort clothing: it is called pyjamas

>>71699843
Keep doing it when I'm drunk desu

I want to avoid it for a while and then end up getting fucked and end up buying some - literally never even done it without being drunk which is pretty stupid

>Tfw mate buys frying steaks and tries to cook them medium rare but they're so thin he ends up eating them with red on the outside

watched him choke them done and say they were nice but i think he was trying to save face

>>71699957
No it isn't you mong it literally ruins the meat.

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>reversed into a car during a driving lesson earlier
>instructor said just to leg it away
>bombed it off down the road

>listening to nigger music

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used to work at a restaurant kitche

the waitresses openly mocked and laughed at people who ordered their steaks well done, especially the men

and the chef hated doing it well done because it ruins the meat

just wanted you lads who prefer well done to know that you're doing it wrong

>>71699959
pics??

>>71699990
... because they can't cook it properly

retard

>Anna Richardson is a dyke

Shame

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>>71699816
dunno about the UK but these are quite popular in Ireland

>>71699999
nice get

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>>71699999
>>71700000

>ruins the meat
wahoo you fucking mongs, it goes down in the stomach and is turned to shite anyway

>>71699999
excellent post

when i was learning to driving with my dad i accidentally smashed a pipe on the side of a building and we drove off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20

>>71700058
i suppose all you eat is tasteless gruel then

>>71699999

Praise cheeky

gf has the poo bum smell again lads

>>71699999
>>71700000
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

when did your dreams die?

2013 here

>>71700089
no but i dont really care about how cooked a steak is and im not autistic about it? its just a steak

>>71700001
i don't like well done steak but i literally don't care what the kitchen staff think of my ordering choice in the same way i don't care what a cleaner thinks of my interior decor

>>71700000
hell seger ska slakta en neger!

>>71699732
Because I'm booked in for surgery and the surgeon says don't go to work for 48 hours after that

>>71700112
1945

i went on a little mission to find images of people from other countries who shit their pants as a counter to the 'shart in mart' gimmick and couldn't find any

>>71699973
Jammies are for woman to sleep in mate.
Are you a woman?
Only lazy cunt women wear woman after breakfast.
Are you a lazy cunt woman?
Might as well go to asda in your jammies, faggot.

Least in my comfy trackies I can nip to asda for milk and look like I'm not having a mental breakdown. (although security will stilll follow me on cam.)

>>71700097
tell her to wash her crack. post reaction

>>71700077

IN THE PAPER TODAY

Still wear trackies that I bought almost a decade ago

>>71700129
what surgery lad?

>>71700112
Can't remember ever having any desu.

>>71700112
The moment I gained consciousness.

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>>71700000
this

>>71700112
2014

When i get in from work I put on a t shirt and joggers, when i go to bed i sleep in my boxers and the t shirt

don't get the point on pyjamas

>>71700112
1921

>>71700117
think you're a bit of a clueless mong 2bh

>>71700027
I don't think you understand the relationship between how 'done' a steak is and internal temperature; there's no way to finesse bringing the temperature of the meat up to 'well done' levels.

>>71700180

What is past postmodern

Is he like ultra realism

if you wear trackies in a supermarket then you have to buy a plastic bag or else the security guard stops you at the door

>>71700183
>eating red meat
you're the mong mate

>>71700177
>don't get the point on pyjamas
That's because you're a fucking block lad.
Only women wear jammies.

Juengerian Third Positionism is the final red pill tbqhwy

>>71700220
lol if you say so battyboi

>it's just a steak
>It's just stock
>It's just pastry

Aaah yes, French cuisine was surely built on these ideals.

You have to get the pan

Nice and hot

Really sear that bitch

>>71700235
>he fell for the dead end

Enjoy lie in the purple lad

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>>71700172
good riddance

>>71700210
the point of rare steak is it retains its juices and thus more flavour

it's more difficult to do that with a well done steak but not impossible

dont eat red meat... unless cock counts! x x

>>71700150
broke my thumb, so they're mending it

definately do not 'scam' work. i even went in today with a broken thumb and worked. i go in on the day i'm not paid to go in on, to help out (the prof is doing my informal career favours as a result).

I'm just a bit peeved off with the pay situation, because as it stands i might as well be living at home on min wage with mummy and daddy. Despite the fact that on paper i should be getting paid fairly handsomely. No idea why they're deducting 35% of my wages though, when tax/NI is only 18%

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WAKE ME UP

>>71700001
there is literally nothing wrong with having a steak well done though

>>71700275
is it your wanking hand?

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I have so much in me, and the feeling for her absorbs it all; I have so much, and without her it all comes to nothing.

if you eat any meat other than chicken & fish you're the problem

>>71700266
post your man with the big head and beard

>>71700275
they're doing it because they've worked out you're a fucking pushover they can take advantage of

you seem to be proud of it though

who /hier/ sits down on the loo to piss?

>>71700298
nah

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bit cold out

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>>71700214
New senserity.

>>71700001
friend of mine went to New York and ordered a $50 dollar steak and had it well done smfh

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irish weather

>>71700355
first try

>>71700307

Why is he always sweaty

Enigma

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>>71700314
you've got me mistaken for someone else

>>71700335
someone sort that shadow out

>>71700372
first trrryyyy

>>71700220
>not eating the manliest food with the manliest nutriants.
Okay, you're not a mong, just a poofter.

>>71700315
nah, the reason i make an extra effort at work is because my position is pretty pointless and i'm going to lobby them to turn into a full time gig in which case i'll be paid really well.

payroll and the people i actually work with are completely separate. payroll bastards are taking my wages without explanation.

>>71700357
bio oil

>>71700312
what problem

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>>71700357
it's not sweat it's bio-oil

also worked in a kitchen at uni, chefs would rip the piss out of people ordering well done meat, especially good cuts.

>>71700000
Hate niggers but I can't get enough of The Wu and Outkast.

>>71700384
well it's clear that you're antisemite

>>71700307
saw him today in central oxford.

didn't have the balls to say hello

Do british people like turks? :3

I would eat a lot more fish if it wasn't so fucking expensive.

>>71700340
>sincerity*
Jesus fuck my english went to shit.

You're a bender if:
>you wear jeggings
>you have a smart watch
>you wear skinny jeans
>you wear tight tops
anything else?

>>71700407
>altright.txt

>>71700404
must have been a shit restaurant with fuck all customers if they had the time to do that

reminder if your BMI is over 25 you're bent

>>71700437
...
if you like having sex with men, mong

>>71700363
thought you were the yank that always posts the canadian vaper

>>71700439
I'm not even remotely close to "alt-right".

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>tfw I've battled over 50 people in my life.

If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Manchester for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

>>71700404
imagine being the chef at some ex poly cafe and thinking you're above people

everyones got to cope somehow i guess

Just got called up to to jury duty lads

Anybody done it?

>>71700428
h-hi tim, I visit a website whose members stalk you incessantly and post pictures of you every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep36w5H76s8

absolute banger

>>71700431
we only eat it at christmas

>>71700477
fuck off

might do a cheeky line of sniff x

Sophie, we know who you are
You're that girl who copies my bars
You're that girl who is a retard

>>71700407
>The Wu
think you'll find that's the 'tang

>>71700383
>>71700389

This guy has layers

>>71700490
He'd lose it

Already thinks the world is out to get him

>>71700518
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes
By the way that you got a big nose

>>71700477
awful post
FOY

>>71700484
how does it work with getting paid when you do it?

>>71700477
I'm 6ft5 check mate

>>71700433
sardines are cheap.
as is basa.

cod is dirt cheap at aldi.

>>71700531
The ' doesn't make sense because "Tang" is its own word. You're not contracting anything there.

some people from here sent letters to tim this summer
wonder what he made of that?

>>71700425
>british """"women""""

>get home from work
>nothing to do
>sit about and wait for bed time

only 45 more years

>>71700558
In your profile picture what the fuck's that pose
When I see your brother he'd better get on toes

>>71700562
Cos I'm gonna give him some sick blows right to the nose

>>71700437
Fuck off with the skinny jeans meme lad.
Everyone wears them these days.

>tfw I probably can't have kids because I wore skinny jeans for 15 years.
I'm 28 and just started wearing slim fit now.

>>71700490
exactly my point.

just left him be

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>>71700467
I'm not but have this instead

>>71700559
You get paid the same by your employer

might get some dry shampoo

>>71700437
>>71700437
>Watch reality TV
>Picky eater
>Top-knot
>Hitler Youth post-2013
>Drink cider
>Drink desperados
>Drink bottled beer in pubs

>>71700584
>nothing to do
then find something you unimaginative boring bastard

lads is The Sims any good

>>71700577
contracting the wu and the dash

>>71700622
>you're a bender if you drink cider
city slicker detected

>>71700622
>Drink cider

come on

>>71700437
what about slim jeans? I'm just too skinny to pull off regular fit

Would suck a dick for a new Xbox controller

>>71700622
cider is fine you bent cunt

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>>71700477
Fucking mon then ye cunt. I grew up in a shitty ex-mining town in Scotland,did nothing but fight till I was 18. I'll fucking have you 1v1 ye wee prick.

>>71700656
>>71700660
Benders detected

>>71700637
sims is a quality game, unironically
would strongly rec purchase x

>>71700612
alri bender
>>71700622
>drink cider
fuck off

Is Fantastic Beasts worth a cheeky download? Bear in mind I absolutely hate Eddie Transmayne

>>71700656
If you're drinking Somerset stuff fair enough, but if you drink Baulmers/Strongbow/Rekorderlig etc. You need your head checked and/or kicked in.

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Glasgow
2. Edinburgh
3. Manchester
4. Dublin
5. Cardiff

What is it about cider that appeals to students and homosexuals though?

>>71700622
uhhhhh youre a bender if you dont drink the things i drink. bender

>>71700714
You can drink pints of it, but it's not beer

>>71700673
not bad, if you have big legs it's bent though

>>71700706
>Derby doesn't feature
absolute joke of a list

>>71700714

Apples x

>>71700706
real list:

>edinburgh
>bristol
>belfast
>brumingham
>london town

i'm 3 and what's a bender

>all these triggered west country inbreds

>>71700706
>Glasgow
>Manchester
>Cardiff

Shitholes

alright sweet 4% rubbish cider /=/ bitter 8% nice stuff now fuck off

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>implying i look like a bender

>>71700714
stronger than most beer and cheaper

Fucking livid.

>>71700706
shit yankpost
>>71700753
glorious britpost

>>71700714
benders like it because you can get shit like strongbow dark fruits that's pretty much alcoholic ribena

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>>71700706
>dublin

Don't understand how you can think white lightning and frosty jack's are homosexual drinks and im a homosexual.

I hang out with the REAL English lads all day LOL
DID I JUST SAY THAT?!??!

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>>71700706
>Glasgow
Aye, if ye kick about the city centre.
Go 10 minutes each way, tell me it's not worse than fucking liverpool, I dare you.

Liverpool man get mad get mad
Manchester man get mad get mad
Shottingham man get mad get mad
Ell Double Ee Dee Ess get mad
Birmingham man get mad get mad

>>71700736
oh phew I thought I might have been bent for a minute there

>>71700753
*londonderry

bender list:
wears tight fit tops
drinks beer
fucks men

wish the airforce wouldn't do loops outside my house

>>71700755
a gay

>>71700814
bristol ravers
ooh ooh
ohkaaaay

>>71700706
Glasgow is good for a night out but a pretty miserable (read: downright suicidal) place to live on a permanent basis. I'd probably recommend it for people considering going to uni here though; the west end is its own bubble and like I said, the city is good for nights out.

t. lives in Glasgow

bender list

>finds women attractive
>finds men unattractive

>>71700832
ireland has an airforce?

>>71700832
Go out and shine a laser at them. Makes 'em fucking furious.

am i gonna get shanked if i meet a girl from adultwork

hello

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>>71700857
yeah lad

who /brumtownbully/ here?

>>71700866

Kek
Fucking pansies it's only a wee bit of light

>>71700808
Never been further past Primark on Argyle Street and I never will.

>>71700866
nah too dangerous, he just did these mad loops really low and then fucked off

Stop drinking alcohol

Fucking scum

>40 seeders
>500KB/s

fed up

>>71700916
Fuck off back to pakiland

>See TSB deal where they give you 125 pounds for switching to them
>switch to them
>deal expired an hour ago
>literally just opened a current account for no reason

ffs lads

>>71700808
why are so many british cities ok in the city centre, shit if you get a little bit out the city centre then ok again is you go a bit past that

why are they structured this way lads

>>71700808
idk never been to the uk. only ever been to four different states. lived in the same house all my life desu.

what cities or towns would you recommend for someone who would like to experience the best of britlyfe?

would honestly rather be single than an ugly gf

>>71700821
>fucks men
are you mental, bender detected

>>71700877
And now look at us. We've surpressed those dumb niggers.

>teach a white man to fish, he'll eat forever.
>teach a nigger to fish he'll blame the white man for not being able to catch fish.

>>71700916
'sheed

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hmm really makes me think

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Ireland Simpsons Fans once again with the spiciest new memes

>>71700925
>tfw 800kB/s is the fastest your connection has ever been

might just tell my mum that I will pay for the internet now I'm a wageslave and drop £30pcm on fibre

>>71700931
In my experience most city centres are pedestrianised shitholes

>>71700950
1812 best year of my life

>>71700950

Was just gonna post this

>>71700875
hopefully

blud dont make me get old school

>>71700936
how ugly we talking here?

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What books you lot reading then?

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>>71700989
hmm?

>>71700969
>Ireland Simpsons Fans

gud page 2bh

>>71700940
>implying the bureaucrats at the EU would let a white man eat a fish he'd caught

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>>71700970
>800kB/s

>>71701011
just marathon read the communist manifesto

>>71700950
germany and japan are both nicer than the uk

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>>71700989
in 1814 we took a little trip,
along with colonel jackson down the mighty mississippi
we took a little bacon and we took a little beans
and we fought the bloody british in the town of new orleans

we fired our guns and the british kept a-comin'
there was nigh as many as there was a while ago
we fired once more and they began to runnin'
on down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico

was once told by a puny irish kid that the irish air force was the most powerful in the world (even more so than the US)

where do the irish get this unreasonable sense of pride from?

You don't want beef wiv me, no
You don't wanna D I E, no

>>71701011
Byron's Poetry and Prose - A Norton Critical Edition

>>71701019
Ireland is probably tied with Finland for largest number of 4chan users per capita, obviously that a huge portion of the population is on this site or is at least familiar with its culture

>>71701017
>>71701056
Spanish-American War - Americans blow up their own ship through poor engineering, blame the Spaniards and invade Cuba. America claims victory and annexes Puerto Rico and the Philippines. America ignores the amount of fighting done by Filipino and Cuban Nationalists, who had worn the Spaniards down before the Americans ever showed up.
First World War - America joins a year before the war is over, does fuck-all fighting and claims victory. Throws bitch-fit because the country's that *actually* fought the war won't obey America's pussy-ass peace treaty.
Second World War - US joins two years after the war began; only joins because Germany declares war on America; US does a small amount of the fighting (on D-Day 53% of soldiers and well over half of all air and sea resources were British) and claims victory. Ever since then Americans won't shut the fuck up about how we dun saeved ur ass in dubya-dubya 2.
Korean War - America picks a fight with the Chinks to show they're tough guys and get their asses kicked. America is saved by the UN who bring matters to a draw. American history books ignore the fact that Chinks kicked America's ass and the fact that the Europeans saved America's ass.
Vietnam War - LOLOLOLOLOL.
Lebanon - One raghead with a truck full of explosives blows up 250+ Marines. Americans run away like the cowards they are.

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It says here that your interests include socialising and posting on an anonymous chinese cartoon message board called 4chan. Would you like to elaborate on that?

>>71701017
And yet you completely failed at the whole entire point of the war, which was to annex Canada.

Canada still exists motherfucker.

>Tfw made it onto the civil service fast stream

I might make it lads

>>71700927
>>71700943
>if you don't like alcohol you must be a muslim

k

>>71701083
>writes a fucking essay
shan't

>>71701091
No, if you can't use google to prep for an interview, I may reconsider applying to your business

Online dating is making me sexist. Fuck sake.

>>71701091
saw this on reddit

>>71701083
REMEMBER THE MAINE
TO HELL WITH SPAIN

>>71701031
You learn to live with it. A ~3GB BluRay rip takes maybe 2 or 3 hours. Largest files I've downloaded are full anime seasons and with them you can just download them episode by episode so it doesn't really matter.

Still regularly fantasize about having fast internet though.

>>71701098
In 6 months, you could be my boss haha

I wish I were dead

>>71701079
never met anyone who browses it thank god

>Finland

Finland hate us

how old is Tom Scott? fucker has loads of grey hair

Haven't wanked since Friday. Should I wank or continue not fapping?

>>71701061
Do you go around telling blacks they wuzn't kangs or down syndrone people that they're ugly?

Just let them have it.

The Americans only have skirmishes to be proud of

>>71701017
>>71701056
Have you ever heard of the Bladensburg Races? I doubt you get taught about it.

A mixed force of British marines, sailors and soldiers advance on Washington. The Americans who outnumber them hugely turn and run away. It's such a humiliating defeat that it's called the Bladensburg Races, because it was just a chase by the British of the Americans.

So Washington is captured by the Brits, and they start to set it on fire. But the wives and daughters of the Americans come out and beg the Brits not to set fire to everything. The Brits, since the cowardly American men had run away and left their women in their hands, do the noble thing, and only burn government buildings. And then get it on with the American women. So... the Brits would have raped those American women, if the American women hadn't WILLINGLY come to them, since their own men were such a bunch of fucking cowards.

but i menstruate from there :3

>>71701011
War and Peace.

Still.

My aim is to finish it by the end of March. It will be the longest thing I've ever read and I don't intend to read anything longer any time soon.

>>71701142
Is the civil service that bad?

The scheme honestly looks really good and it seems a great place to work.

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>>71700931
City centers usually have business people, tourists and unifags, and high police prescense.
Just outside the city is the poor people who can't afford to travel to the city for work, but still have to pay city prices for housing.
Then the further out is the suburb areas where the people who can afford to trave to the city for work live.

>>71700934
Morcombe (England) and Dundee (Scotland) if you really want to experience the depression of being a brit.

>>71701176
>center

F O Y

>>71700970
I recently got fibre. its a bit patchy, you get 10mbps one day, 55mbps the next, then 30mbps the day after

downloads depend on seeders but with a 50mbps package you'd get an average of 2.5MB/s, max is somewhere at 6.5MB/s

why are the irish so short and frail-looking?

>>71701169
It's aight

I meant because I'm 27 and an HEO, whereas you'll be an SEO in 6 months (and a G7 in a couple of years) and are presumably younger than me.

so what have I done on my week holiday from work........waited for a giraffe to give birth!! Absolutely glued to the live feed!! What a time to be alive!!

>>71701158
I've heard of the Blaydon Races.

>>71701176
>Morcombe (England) and Dundee (Scotland) if you really want to experience the depression of being a brit.

What's so bad about them?

I get like 105mbps here

bellend is VERY ripe

smells identical to good prawn crackers

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>wages after taxes, NI, pension and rent are half the minimum wage

>>71701208
I'll be 23 but I have no idea what them grades mean, I need to do some research.

Can't you just apply internally and you don't even need a degree?

The process has been exhausting as far as job applications go but it will probably be worth it.

Is it really that hard to progress without it? Been reading online and people make out as if it's the only way to ever get promoted.

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>>71701198
>I recently got fibre

>>71701291
welcome to social democracy

*loses the plot*

>>71701310
>>71701310
>>71701310
new>>>>>>

>>71701098
oh shit do you know if all the results come out today?
plz respong need to know

>>71701291
May's Britian

>>71700931
>why are so many british cities ok in the city centre, shit if you get a little bit out the city centre then ok again is you go a bit past that

City centre = historic part, Victorian/Georgian, wealthy
bit out of the centre = post-war architecture, utter dogshit cancer
past that = countryside, historic/tory

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finalized the paperwork on the new house lads

we begin building soon

>>71701322
FOY

>>71701291
At least you have the nhs lad

>>71701334
get a job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emkMdTvg5pU

>>71701298
>I'll be 23 but I have no idea what them grades mean, I need to do some research.
HEO is what you'll go in as, SEO and Grade 7 are the next grades up.

>Can't you just apply internally and you don't even need a degree?
Could apply but Id never get through.

>Is it really that hard to progress without it? Been reading online and people make out as if it's the only way to ever get promoted.
It's more difficult, especially since the generic "civil servant" requires project management skills at higher levels, which non-Fast streamers aren't trained for. When I'm 50 I might be where you'll be when you're 27.

It's nigh impossible to get into the SCS without fast stream, private sector expertise or nepotism.

>>71699280
Packed a spicy chicken sandwich on whole wheat bread with lettuce, tomatos and ketchup. A chopped up whole orange and a chopped up whole bannana. And a raspberry yoghurt.

I haven't packed a meal for work in a long time. I usually just don't eat, or buy something from a convenience store.

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>>71701011
If comics count, Judge Dredd complete case files 14, Hellblazer - The family man TPB.
Also reading Reqiuem for a Dream - Selby.

>>71701235
Morcombe use to be a small seaside town that had lots of tourism before holidays abroad became the norm/cheap.
Since it has been rundown, no industries, no real cutlure outside of ex-toruist town, always grim and dark. And 4 steps away from blackpool, a shitty seaside town with a giant amusement park. (Morecombe had a small one, but it went to shit when people stopped visiting and now it's closed and just a pub.)

Dundee is a grim dark part of Scotland that you can still get stabbed just for living in the wrong street.

>>71701144
>implying anyone would admit it
ireland has quite a large presence on most websites given the size

I'd say Canada is the English speaking country with the most internet penetration. Everyone's hooked to the net (except eskimos), and it's frozen 6 months of the year.

I think South Korea or Taiwan may have higher net penetration, but I'm talking about English speaking countries here.