/brit/

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the scran

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mara

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Not a fan of this new

>tfw so /radicallycentrist/ I fall between the Lib and the Dem in the LibDems

>>71696767
Would love one of those right now desu.

football

>snowing outside
>just had a comfy bath after squats
>put my PJs on and started a fire
Gonna shitpost the night away

John Oliver's tirade on republicans against ACA was on point 2bh

>>71696798
>there's an australian lib dems

hmmm, not sure how to feel about this

>>71696767
>im not eating this right now
REEEE

>>71696777
It's okay lad. You just need to realise that the aussie lad considers you to be literal mentally disabled spastic retards.

Yet you lot still managed to kill his uncle. So imagine how spastic his uncle must've been lmao

>>71696813
Cystal Palace actually won this weekend

>>71696767
why is it square

>>71696728
haha some of those Irish people look like they have downs syndrome

>>71696829
Thought he'd be against the monarchy 2bh

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always laugh at women studying philosophy

they know little, their tiny brains cannot comprehend many of the concepts, they are weak, feeble

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Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius
Ohhhhh Doctor Zaius (Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius)

>>71696880
it's hip to be square

>>71696870
>Yet you lot
t. Sheamus O'Liverpool

Hello /brit/! you have cute accents.

>>71696891
>Existentialism
>literal pornstar
not surprised really

>>71696854
They're not /radicallycentrist/ 2bh, they're just right wing nutters

>>71696920
t. uncle also probably got killed by the IRA

john oliver is unironically smart and funny i like him

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Found this OC I had lying about lads

>>71696891
had a look at the philosophy modules at my uni out of interest and about half of it was SJW looking shite

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>>71696957
My uncle was a para lmao did a bloody sunday and got away with it

visiting the ol' /r/unitedkingdom

who /worth 0.00003% of Bill Gates net worth/ here?

>>71697012
>his uncle actually got killed by the IRA
LMAO

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the /brit/ frog folder

>>71697050
monocles aren't british

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>>71697039
>>his uncle actually got killed by the IRA
Nah he survived.

>>71697020
it's full of people who absolutely hate britain

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this pic cannot be refuted it is a fact of life

>>71697071
they are to yanks and we determine the truth

>>71697050
have a word
youre the yank who kept posting the ulster frog and thinking it was the english flag

>>71697050
someone shop a yank frog into 14837630228079

>>71697079
So is this place

challenge:go to r/unitedkingdom and bring something back
hardmode:no interracial migrant cuckold porn

>>71697096
I just lied there.
what a dolt you are.

>>71697077
lmao @ ur ded uncle

You're fooling nobody lad. You give yourself away by how triggered you are.

>>71697090
the north is a fucking shithole

13 billion deficit, fucking highest illiteracy rates in the UK

it's fucking south sudan tier, thank you UK for paying for those cunts, we're all sick of them

>>71697131
i've been genetically engineered to be a gullible idiot

don't bully me

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>>71697090
I'm assuming the one on the right is an Irish Catholic Nationalist man from Ulster?

>>71697141
I wouldn't be acting so high and mighty. You'll be a Nigerian colony in 50 years.

>>71697141
>we're all sick of them

t. man who is willing to park a car bomb outside of a nursery to get them back

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>tfw english and support a 32 county republic

>>71697168
Won't be long till the muslims in England see how cheap house prices are in N.I. and start moving there en masse

>>71697193
t. /r/unitedkingdom

>>71697193
Fuck off corbyn

>>71697141
best education in the uk

>>71696821

Comfy and jealous

>just woke up, 6am
>sore from deads yesterday
>fan going all night because it's disgustingly muggy
>still in bed

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>>71697140
I was out drinking with him on Saturday desu. Did you lose someone in Ireland to the army lad? You sound upset, to a degree of unhinged.

i find it incredibly messed up that "pre-existing conditions" can make it IMPOSSIBLE to get private health insurance

>>71696870
>the aussie lad considers you to be literal mentally disabled spastic retards.
he's not wrong

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>>71697141
Except England is the most illiterate place in the developed world.

>>71697205
Aye lad, I'm sure they'll be welcomed with open arms. Pic related.

>>71697205
nah padraig NI is not welcoming the socialist republic is though

>>71697209
>>71697217
neither of those things, I voted brexit in fact :^)

bring back the kingdom of Mercia

>>71697224
>n-no u
>u-u r the m-mad one
LMAO dead uncles really trigger the brits for some reason

>>71697254
t. has had a socialist party in power for the last 20 years

>>71697264
Corbyn voted Leave though

>>71697264
bet youre the strasser mong

*kisses the Irish*

>>71697251
>caring more about stupid shit like queers and blacks rather than working

lazy northern ""irish"" monkeys, we need to build a wall to keep you fuckers out

>>71697299
hope he did, would like him a bit if so

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Alri lads we have our differences on this island but at least we can both agree on the fate of mainland GB

>>71697325
>a literal sell-out
I'd rather be poor and principled than rich and not.

*sells my principles*

>>71697339
>le divide and conquer

fuck off, I feel more of a connection to an englishman or scotsman than those monkeys up north

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Ayyy lmao

>>71697299
corbyn hates europe because it's where the majority of white people are

do they still sell sunny delight

>people from the republic of ireland like mainland brits more than northern irish
bizarre, did not know this

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>>71697284
>the brits
Ah, there we go, famine dodger reveals himself. So you really were just upset about bloody sunday then.

snapple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkONCyiLRes

WTF I understand uranium now!

>>71697458
They truly are savages.

THIS THREAD OFFENDS SLAANESH!!

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>>71697050
Square go pal

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don't mind me just correcting something

>>71697480
Are you under the impression /brit/ is just you and a single other poster?

>back to umad again
Fucking embarrassing lad lmao

>>71697510
wish scotland was hyper rorkish. we would be on top of the world right now with Ooor Donald

>second hand used books on amazon at US$70 just because no one else is selling them there
ah yes, will DEFINITELY be paying that
*goes to another site where they're $20*

no black no dogs no irish

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>>71697551
>he's having a breakdown on 4chan

>in union with uk we get gibs
>upon reunification with the south we would get a lot of gibs and eu bennies
Honestly could NOT care less as long as someone is supplying the gibs

>>71697458
cunts kept us in the dark ages from the 60's to the 80's, wasn't worth it

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No idea what do with this nigger. Fed him a croissant and some low sodium tuna, gave him some water and locked him in the bathroom

>>71697583
>no dogs

fuck off rasheed

>>71697638
why would you give a dog bread

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>>71697587
>u-u-u-u-u--u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-umaaaaaadddddddd

>>71697458
Free Staters are cucks in the truest non-sexual sense of the word. If Britain tomorrow said "Join us again and you'll pay 5% less taxes" they'd bite your fucking hand off for it.

>>71697661
See:first sentence.

He's going back to the breeder tomorrow

>>71697411
when you're attractive, all your female friends want to fuck you

>>71697638
>croissant
however positively bohemian

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>Pepper soup
>301kcal
>write down 300

>>71697714
this is why i come here

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>>71697668
>i-im fine
>it's you that's upset!

what can i do with my spare time that's as easy as browsing /brit/

>>71697756
Why are you so insistent on embarrassing yourself? You're literally describing your own actions and then laughing at how pathetic they are.

It's past funny. It's just sad now m8.

;---D

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>>71697799
>Y-you're just sad!
>I-it's not f-funny
>I-I f-feel bad for you!

>>71696728
bit of a mean edition

>>71697876
>has begun to parrot my posts back at me
wew

>>71697858
Common Travel Area

>thread long arguments
spastics

>>71697915
>has begun to parrot my posts back at me
wew

>>71697339
Scotland's not particularly multicultural atm

it irks me that this guy doesn't rename the cities he captures in civ

might start making more of a fuss over >muh 9,000 tuition a year

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;----------D

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>tfw Turkish
>tfw get called a greek

>>71697982
I accept your concession of defeat. It's a shame you had to sink so pathetically low, but at least we got there in the end.

This is the part where you screech and cry amd REEEEEEEEE in another post in response to this so you can feel like you "won" by getting the last word in.

:)

>>71697959
there's going to be a hard border

>>71698017
It's going up to 14k and they're reducing degrees to 2 years instead of three

>>71698045
and? it'll affect your shithole economically even more so than ours

>>71698048
not heard anything about this, seems bizarre that english degrees would go to 2 years

that would be half scottish degrees

WTF I love Korean boys now
>>71697319

>job ads where 99% of it is just bullshit marketing spin
hmmmm....

hickok45 here

>>71698028
thats a compliment. turkish are scum.

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>>71698042
>I accept your concession of defeat.
wew

>>71698074
People complain about contact time and such, so they're thinking of essentially compacting degrees and then upping the fees so unis don't lose out financially

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;----D

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>I accept your concession of defeat. It's a shame you had to sink so pathetically low, but at least we got there in the end.

>This is the part where you screech and cry amd REEEEEEEEE in another post in response to this so you can feel like you "won" by getting the last word in.

>:)

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>>71698088
outstanding post

>>71698107
>half of 27,000 would be 13,500
>They chuck an extra £500 a year on just because they can

ahh yes now i see

>>71698066
maybe but it will keep out the refugees which are inevitably forced on ireland by the EU. Calais 2.0 will literally be in ireland.

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Need a gf who's into sitting on my face for extended periods of time to just let out her shit and piss so I can lap it up.

>In shower
>Remember that /fit/ thread from yesterday
>Start howling

>>71698159
yeah they forced refugees on hungary, poland, croatia etc. look how that turned out

eu aren't forcing refugees on us, besides we've taken in fuck all refugees thankfully they think ireland is a shithole and the uk is a paradise

Lost sensation at the end of my pinkie after dropping - anyone ever have a similar experience?

>>71698042
haha triggered as fuck. wind your neck in, dickhead.

>>71698207
What did you drop on your pinkie lad? Must've been pretty heavy to numb it so badly.

>>71698203
the south isn't comparable to any of those countries you listed because it's
>less xenophobic
>richer
what do you think will happen when germany is overflowing as is sweden and they notice you haven't fulfilled your quota?

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>haha triggered as fuck.

>>71698107
wonder if i can pay £5,096,000 for a one day degree

>>71698207
i imagine if you're dropping things then you lost sensation in your finger before it happened

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;--D

>>71698088
Hickok is based
>>71698236
My dick

>>71698203
They're not wrong ;^)

>>71698159
>Calais 2.0 will literally be in ireland
yeah I'm sure all the illegals will swin across the sea to get here

>>71698207
>pinkie
fuck off yank

intestinal pain for some reason

>seeking to appointment a ..... on a temporary full time basis
what did they mean by this

>>71698280
Youve got a spot of the ol 'cer

>>71698275
>illegals
They don't need to do that when you let them in legally because they once saw a Guiness billboard, entitling them to Irish citizenship.

>>71698311
obviously meant appoint you cretin

>22grand a year
>requires 5 years experience in a similar role
Ah yes

Thread themesong: "I'm shakin'" - Rooney

>>71698311
You work full-time hours but for a limited time, usually a few months.

in dire need of a willy to ingest

>>71698326
jayses christ, where do you get your facts from? There was a loophole to get irish citizenship if you were born here back in the 90s but they closed it quickly after 50 nigerians used it

doing some cheeky deadlifts in a bit lads
what are we all doing at the gym today?

>>71698311
>Can't comprehend basic English

I don't think you're suited to the role

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Should probably wash the Bayard tbqh

>>71698382
The ol' benchlift

>>71698367
I get that but I don't understand why they don't just say a temporary position
>71698383
Meanies fuck off

>>71698406
stop posting pics of you abusing animals dickhead. fuck off.

>>71698382
went earlier to use the pool when all the school kids were there

had a covert wank in the jacuzzi

nothing cringier than unathletic out of shape mongs who play rugby for some shite pokey intra-mural team for a course they're not even on and use it as an excuse to do all the 'laddish' shite like drinking piss and eating cat food and shit

you'd think this is some very specific example but i've encountered tonnes of mongs like this

had a cheeky lie down on my bed and actually fell asleep looooooooool

>>71698425
why wouldn't they specify the hours you'd be working? fuck off retard

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got 4 pills to consume and £50 worth of weed for march


ahh yes

Some runt sat on the train picking his nose and eating it right now. Probably watching anime in his phone.

>>71698378
Are you seriously going to sit there and tell me that the path to Irish citizenship isn't absurdly easy?

You need a single Irish grandparent. And that "Irish" grandparent can be a fucking nigger because of the spastic system you used to use. So now from one Nigerian, sorry "Irish", grandparent, you've got 400 niglets entitled to citizenship. Then each of those 400 niglets has 400 niglet grandchildren. And so on and so on.

>>71698457
>doing pingers more than once a month

Hearing a strange noise in the rain lads. Sounds kind of similar to a TARDIS starting up

>>71698457
why does it say coca cola

>>71698431
But rude

>>71698473
should be at least 2 months ideally.

>>71697404
Scot here, I feel literally nothing towards you.

>>71698507
thats how you fuck your serotonin receptors, idiot

>>71698468
no to be entitled to irish citizenship you need a grandparent born here who also has citizenship

unironically never been further than zone 7

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THE PAYTREEARKY IS NOT LEDGE ITIMAT

>>71698524
my mum is an irish citizen does that mean i can be one

only place in ireland i've been in belfast on holiday once

>>71698524
Which can easily stem from a nigger family. Niggers are consider "Irish" these days. It's fucking pathetic.

>>71698537
now do tim

>>71698530
sounds 1984ish

saw tim in oxford city centre today

wanted ot say hello, but he seemed really noided

>>71698563
the uk has far more non-whites, dunno what you're getting at

every child of a british citizen is considered a brit, therefore there are probably way more "brits" in Nigeria and Pakistan than "irish"

Might bash the balls and penis with a large brick

>>71698468
what are you on about? No country in the world does citizenship by ethnicity
If a black person has an irish grandparent chances are they're already here

> So now from one Nigerian, sorry "Irish", grandparent, you've got 400 niglets entitled to citizenship. Then each of those 400 niglets has 400 niglet grandchildren. And so on and so on.
but this is like every citizenship. Pakis move over to the UK and get citizenship, have 10 kids then their 10 kids have 10 kids

>>71698572
lmao did he just say that!?!?!

>>71698491
Because that's the brand of pill - they all have retarded names. I've got one called Blue tesla which is strong as fuck

>>71698563
you and your racism areas pathetic

>>71698616
yeah but our citizenship rules are tighter than ireland's

>>71698631
did an ikea pill over the weekend

>>71698562
yes

>>71698563
yeah. but thats the entire west, not just ireland that does that

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>>71698563

anon... imagine if you expressed these opinions in the work place...

Rick & Morty is Family Guy trying to be like classic Futurama and failing on every level.

Think leicester v livperpool will be any good tonite?

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DO A COOL TRICK MOOSEY

>>71698616
I'm in Northern Ireland.

Stop posting, you chink cunt.

>>71698629
>>71698662
Except that getting Irish citizenship is easier than pretty much anywhere else in the world. Which was my point, remember?

>>71698634
>a literal nigger
wew. As if I needed more evidence.

>>71698685
nope

>>71698537
the one on the right is quite fit

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hmmm yes thanks (((sky news))) really made me think

we NEED to increase african immigration RIGHT NOW

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>>71698653
Heh

>>71698457
what is this??
t.innocent young chap

got a problem lads

lodging with some family. room is nice and cheap and kitchen is p good. people are also nice enough.

problem is on sunday to wednesday they have another lodger whose been with them for years. and this other lodger has some ptsd dog that growls and barks aggressively at me anytime i'm trying to pass through the kitchen. everyone has seen this happen and they pull the dog away. but i mean its a bit naff.

>>71698668
always laugh at hoverhands

>>71698670
I'm very openly racist. Uni, work, at a bar, doesn't really matter. I've yet to find someone who disagrees with me enough to stop talking to me or otherwise do anything about it.

Housemate unironically watches Reddit & Memey

business idea: create london citizenship separate from british citizenship and jimmy grants can only get london

>>71698668
me on the left with my piss stained hair

>>71698719
african immigration would actually harm this child incredibly as all the educated professional get the fuck out the congo and leave it to the warlords and western MNCs

>>71698692
you're that impressionable insecure nordie now i see

blocked the toilet in work as i was leaving lads.

>>71698686
is that tim's sister?

she's pretty hot

>>71698729
Would call you out, probably an ugly manlet loool

really want to have sex with a middle aged woman who is past her prime and not particularly attractive

Do you lot reckon our pals and overlords (whom I personally welcome) over in Cheltenham ever monitor these threads?

would you sniff tomi lahren's bumhole lads?

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>>71698718
visiting PRAGUE'S VI-BRUNT GAY DISTRICT

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>mum found the frogposting folder

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>>71698724
MDMA

>>71698806
Same but also get them to buy me things

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39104585
>Tesco plans to replace 1,700 deputy managers in its chain of Express convenience stores.

>The retailer said the deputy managers would be offered the new roles, redundancy payments or be redeployed.

>It comes on top of 1,000 job cuts announced by Tesco in January as part of a plan to cut the number of its distribution centres.

Tesco managers BTFO

>>71698757
>Last day working in Argos a few years ago
>Putting deliveries away
>Put things like washing machines in the middle shelves
Heheheh

>>71698811
>tfw jap moot blocked the way around that monitoring.

considering going on a different chan

>>71698836
hmm yes and where would one acquire such a substance

>>71698692
>Except that getting Irish citizenship is easier than pretty much anywhere else in the world
but its not
the grandparent rule makes it easier for descendents of Irish people to get it easier than most countries yes but if a foreigner gets citizenship using that chances are they're already here. You don't just move here and become irish like you seem to suggest.

You only have to look at the statistics to see how stupid your view is. The majority of our immigrants are EU citizens (i.e. no Irish citizenship). Then filter out work visas and you'll realise that we really don't give it out that much

Business idea: white Britain

>>71698836
nah its not

its a bit of MDMA mixed in with amphetamines and inert chemicals

business idea: sell liverpool to the highest bidder

What is the purpose of the House of Lords and do you guys support it's continued existance?
I have been listening to them debate for a while now and it's been comfy 2bh

>>71698839
Deano wont be pleased
Might default on his new build mortgage

>>71698797
>probably an ugly manlet loool
this, turbororkeism stems from a physical inferiority and fear of non whites

>>71698811
There's an SEO there named Dave, he's the 4chan guy, and monitors the system that scans our posts.

He's not very popular and apparently his office only has a tiny window

>>71698891
I bid £96

honestly surprised at number of NI lads in /brit/ our population is relatively small what exactly is going on there

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might have a wank
thoughts?

>>71698916
there's fuck all else to do here lad.

business idea: sterilise all white people

>Mfw getting very dark

What happens when we wake up tomorrow after the storm has passed and it really transported us all to another world?

Think the married woman in work is coming on to me, lads. Worst part is she's about a 7/10 and I don't know if I could fight the temptation. Even worse is that we're on some conference in a few weeks and we'll be staying in the same hotel

Thoughts? Advice?

>>71698927
dont watch porn x

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>>71698915

>>71698797
I'm pretty average looking in the face, but I'm a big lad.

>>71698756
That's a whole lot of not an argument you've got there lad.


>>71698877
>>Except that getting Irish citizenship is easier than pretty much anywhere else in the world
>but its not
>the grandparent rule makes it easier for descendents of Irish people to get it easier than most countries yes
Christ Alive.

>>71698927
thought of you wanking bbz xx ;)

>>71698927
don't use that image for non-spliff related purposes ever again you literal tosser

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Pure MDMA

crush it up, snort it for a shorter and more intense high or parachute it in a tissue for the normal oral ingestion

would never take a pressed pill, they have all kinds of bullshit in them

>>71698954
>Thoughts? Advice?

Have sex with her and then agree to not tell anyone. She's the one cheating, not you. You're completely justified in hitting that if she wants it

>>71698954
you have the chance of destroying a family and you shouldnt do that

>>71698948
t. abraham cohenstein bergowitz

>>71698916
Norn Iron has colonised the entire site. I remember back in 06 /v/ used to start threads with that picture of those girls outside the Gamestop in the town and all the Belfast ones would come out of the woodwork when they saw it.

>>71698943
what do you think of the election business, reckon we're going to get direct rule again?

>>71698891
Sell it to Mike Ashley.
Hell make his money back in weeks anyway by giving his 'people' a 5% discount on trainees and trackies.

>>71698954
kids= no shag
no kids = destroy her arsehole

>>71698981
>would never take a pressed pill, they have all kinds of bullshit in them
spoken like a true pardner

Really miss drugs x

>>71698981
>would never take a pressed pill, they have all kinds of bullshit in them

stop this meme. Pressed pills for the most part are completely harmless

>>71698954

Go back to the hotel with the women you love after turning her down and make sure she wears the exact same dress as the cheating wife who tried to sleep with you.

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quite sweet

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what the fuck happened to him?

>>71698981
is that yours? MDMA rocks are a bitch to crush
>would never take a pressed pill
this 2bh, it's like playing russian roulette, you never really know what could be in it

>>71699025
it'll return the same two parties obviously but i can see sf refusing to enter into government with arlene. the longer that drags on the more likely it becomes.

still would be funny if we got same sex marriage via direct rule.

>>71699062
he just really hates muslims

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>>71699062
i don't get it

is it wrong to expose the left's hypocrisy?

>>71699062
he's a comedian right?...right?!

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>>71698979
hrmm... no

>>71699062
Creasing

Love this guy. 10/10 would riot with

>>71699077
absolute state of local parties not sure if I care much desu

>>71699049
>>71699056
>i have shit MDMA connects so i literally take bleach pressed into a pill by some arab asshole

nice... netherlands and montreal are the MDMA capitals of the world, no one fucks with pressed pills here. just crushed up MDMA in capsules
>>71699064
>mdma rocks are a bitch to crush

just do it in the ziploc

>>71698981
what if you have one of those cheeky drug testing kits?
my uni gives them away for free

>>71698915
Here mate, that's not funny laaa.
>be 4
>dad says he's going out for the football he'll be back at night
it's been 21 years.
I don't remember a funeral, just mum crying a lot and my uncle saying he's gonna kill the cunt, but I don't get it, how can he kill someone who died?

>>71698686
>>71698537
what the hell

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>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos

>>71699062
shabbos goy

>>71699062
whats the real reason then, mr fgm expert?

>Northern Ireland under direct rule again

ffs, we don't have the money for this shit

>>71698954
alri homer
forget mindy mate stick with marge

>>71699064
You do realise that you can easily get detailed reports on pressed pills online? The chance of them being fucked is pretty low

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>the BBC is more biased than /pol/

ah this is the same leaf who acts like el chapo

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>95% white in the centre

>>71699129
made me do a sad
maybe your uncle thought your da was alright and was going to kill him for not getting in contact sooner. The denial stage of grief and all

>clueless leaf thinking he's ectascy's pablo escobar

do one, muppet

>>71699172
>admit i sold drugs part time in college
>all the benders in this general get triggered because visiting the weedman is the most hard thing they've ever done

ah yes

Is PJW the most famous british alt righter?

Do me a favor, right

Never come here again

>>71699108
love a bit of AFI

>>71699201
>visiting the weedman is the most hard thing they've ever done
weedman is my gimmick and i've sold more drugs than you ever have you nonce

>>71699210
yes, since most alt right mongs are yanks

>>71699146
I'd imagine it's because the PERPS are moslem and that it's p undocumented
not him

thinking about getting a /brit/ tattoo lads

perhaps "doing a poo" on my left butt cheek

thoughts?

>>71699222
alri lads here's the real el chapo take the piss with this wanker

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FANNY SCHMELLER

>>71699123
>I like to pretend I know what I'm talking about when in fact I have no idea

ah yes

>>71699240

Perhaps for you

"It's not a shart when it's art"

>>71699201
ony deanos buy drugs in person in the current year

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>getting drunk on a plane is literally a fantasy for canadians

>>71699201
>sold drugs to a few students
>wahey look at how much of a hard cunt i am
utter weapon

overfilled the washer and now it's shaking the entire building at a frequency that is severely irritating my bowels and causing me to go shit every 15 minutes

/noshitpants2017/ is starting to look a bit overambitious

the irish did 9/11

>>71699210
Milo
Millennial Woes

>>71699258
Good post

oo look lads we've got a fucking hardman in here lmao, regular pablo escobar >>71699222

>>71699201
I did swedgers back in my late teens, early twenties.

>no longer do drugs, and have a productive life.

Brother did weed in his late teens, early twenties.

>no job, lazy cunt, and keeps telling everyone they need to smoke weed.

Are potheads the worst jaykays?

haha this fucking leaf. what a dick.

>>71699280
>>71699280
>>71699280
>>71699280

New
>>71699280

>>71699278
Christ, is this that same twat.

>>71699278
Fuck me, remember that wee spastic? He went on for like 3 threads straight trying to save face lmao

>not traveling business/first class and getting blottoed on top-shelf booze at your company's expense

wew

>>71699281
never said i was hard though, i sold drugs to middle class students, was never in any danger because im not an idiot
>>71699274
not that many people know how to get BTC and buy drugs online mate, nor do they feel comfortable having the post deliver it to their flat or their parents place or some shit
>>71699264
t. will end up frothing at the mouth in some shitty nightclub because of a bag pinger

>>71699390
>their first class doesn't have free booze
???

>>71696728
Me in the hat

>>71697250
Jackeen

>>71697141
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