Brendan is disappointed in you edition
you're all stupid twats
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
nth for North Yorkshire is proof God is real
GAS
THE
TAIGS
did La La land losing rile up all the rorkes
well, atheistards?
*doesn't post*
>>71685250
Haven't seen it why would it rile up Rorkes
>>71685257
Then why do Christians wear glasses?
Checkmate.
>>71685242
are you thailad or fake thailad?
Thairorke: the guy who hates people that don't integrate but then refuses to integrate into Thai culture
>>71685279
Depends who's asking
>>71685283
How am I not integrating?
Howling lads
This app is gr8 aha x
>>71685280
Why are all the guys in gay porn very young?
>>71685280
just watched this whole thing to make sure it wasn't nsfw, won't be reporting it
ᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕ
ᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗᕗ
ᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕᕕ
River running between two mountain ranges lads
>>71685289
>I-integrate
*puts idpol into the trash *
>>71685257
Theres a joke about not seeing that corner clear enough in there somewhere.
Squealing
muslims should all be burned alive iwabhweoh (if we're all being honest with each other here)
>>71685304
woah
just took a sip of water and accidentally inhaled it and nearly choked to death
if god is real, his design sucks
>>71685302
all downhill from 20 onwards
>>71685306
>mechanical accidents make you go blind
really activates the almonds
>>71685302
gay death
we need eugenics for perpetually young looking twinks
WHO'S WITH ME?!
finalizing the new place today lads
we being working on it this week
>>71685289
>lives in an expat complex speaking English and caring more about the UK than Thailand
>>71685311
squeaking
>>71685311
squawking
and den they.........EAT da poopoo
>playing assassins creed
>realise the italian guy is a descendant of the arab guy
>>71685363
I don't live in an "expat complex", I speak Thai every day and of course I care about my own country than this one, it doesn't mean I don't care about this one.
>>71685406
>my own country
rorke
>>71685406
ye you're a hypocritical rorke
>>71685406
Fuck off le integrate into my culture lad
>>71685406
britain is a country for everyone, shitlord
topic for todays seminar is so gay but i skipped last weeks one and its socially unacceptable to do that twice in a row
unless you are very poor then communism means you will be worse off
>>71685431
I'm missing where the hypocrisy is. I have love enough for two countries. I'm a nationslag
https://youtu.be/Y2iLA3h_u60
>>71685451
leave it in the other thread yeah mate? sound
>evropa
>replying to a yank
Shan't be participating in that.
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-39093558
this tbh
tbh, this
>>71685441
woss the topic
>>71685463
only if the bullying if thailad stops
he is my friend
anyone else /dumb/ here?
scored 82 on an iq test the other day
>>71685478
>we need le diversity
I don't get why liberals care
Really need a (You)
Would make my day, thanks lads x
>>71685478
more like doctor nigger lmao
>>71685478
load of artsy shite that i dont know the first thing about and hate
>>71685504
if you think about it it's actually quite bigoted to have racial and gender quotas
right wingers are useless
lefties produce everything of physical value
*gives my head a wobble*
Alri bois?
>>71685504
"It needs to do something different, so I think it's either going to be a black person or a woman. It would just bring a different flavour to it."
>>71685545
what about ben franklin?
>>71685545
>>71685521
Yeah
why yes, I do give thailad attention
>>71685582
yeah?
"Hand the (You) over now"
>pete burns died in october last year
how come no one told me this
>>71685618
thanks mate
im very happy
Called in sick to work but I'm actually just gonna wank all day
*starts gyrating my head frantically on public transport* huh wonder what all the runts are lookin at
>>71685649
Can i watch aha x
>>71685621
pfft, nice cap gun, pussy
*keeps walking*
Cant quell the mel
>>71685649
i hope this post somehow gets sent to your employer, anime image and all
@71685632
Could you take up a trip so I can filter you? Thanks
*heems you*
>>71685621
p-please d-don't hurt me
dance dance dance to the distortion
>>71685667
If you post boipussy :^)
>>71685675
Stay mad yank
>>71685676
>not having 4chanX
LOL!
it's my birthday today, and also the third consecutive birthday i've spent alone in my room drunk and posting on /brit/
>>71685696
Pic related
I can show you more than boi pucci aha
>>71685717
Calling up the emu warlords to heem you
good lord
>>71685726
kinda looks like carrie fisher
ex is a fat sket in hindsight but somehow cant stop holding her to the standard of at least an 8. might do an ol' cide after a think
>>71685726
extremely gay and flamboyant post by an eccentric homo aussie
>Arsefartia
president Toilet Bog Fart
>the pooshited sharts of arsebellycrap
>>71685770
>united sharts of America
>>71685759
>>71685763
Aha x
>>71685775
is this an outside meme or is it exclusive to /brit/?
redpill me on the yellowstone meme
is it about to erupt or something?
>>71685770
>the poonited sharts of ameriflatulence
Just had a proper nice orgasm with one of those pocket pussy's.
Slowed down the stroking and let myself cum without touching my knob, then sped up again just after I'd cum, made for a pleasant and longer orgasm.
>>71685785
Timestap or fake
@71685794
AHAHAHA GET YELLOW STONED
pooshited sharts poo arseshiteria
Ahh yes, talking about poo on the internet.
The pinnacle of human evolution.
>>71685797
absolute runt.
>>71685802
Its a few days old that pic darl aha x
Great Shitstain
Ass-Smell-ia
>>71685820
Fake
>>71685672
Based Mel with his 19 year old gf
>>71685819
i'll cut you
>>71685822
poowank assshit niggerdick of america
Ever notice how former colonies make the worst posts?
>>71685834
Your loss, i was willing to get dressed up and provide you with some pics aha x
>>71685847
Shitting poopstain poonited sharts of America.
>>71685863
where did the boobs come from
>>71685863
>can't even timestap
>I swear it's me
Could heem you runt
>>71685846
>>71685846
>>71685846
>>71685846
Why dont Americans go to the park?
>>71685794
yes, and everyone in north america is going to die, as they should
Hello, Reddit. Got any fresh memes?
Girls keep saying I look like a serial killer, one even said I looked like Ted Bundy while we were on a date haha
Last year my sister looked at my driver's license and sad I looked like a criminal
>>71685883
Push up and some tape :3
>>71685888
I have plenty of photos on my pc aha x
lmao Al Qaeda (White Helmets) won an Oscar
>>71685916
>implying it's you
>aha x
what did he mean by this?
>>71685913
By the way you can make the Australia/Criminal jokes now
>>71685912
Heem you rhymes with emu HAHAHAGAJAAHAHA
>>71685955
That head is literally me
>>71685938
Thanks for the (You) sweetie aha x
>>71685939
I identify as a qt girl when i dress up, bit rude aha x
Why do aussies enjoy Larping as women?
note to self: barbecue sauce gives me the shits
Nexit
>>71685915
the "muh sovereignty" meme is terrible tbqh
>>71685991
If only
It's shit being out on this ledge alone
>>71685998
I know that's why we join you.
>>71685998
is it mate? is it affecting you?
tell us more about how you're all alone
>can't timestamp
>i it is me
What did s (he) mean by this?
>>71686013
Well on a personal level, Brexit is giving me hourly panic attacks at the thought of no longer being allowed to go to France whenever I want.
I've never been to France, but taking the option away is triggering my social claustrophobia
Could heem a (((white male)))
>>71686015
Im not going to get dressed up when family is home aha x
Ill time stamp tomorrow :3
Morn' lads
>when you're such a fucking misogynist you think all being female is is just wearing dresses and writing ":3" and "aha x" after your posts
Need a feminine qt bf lads tbqhwy
>>71686071
Aha x :3
any of you lads seen pic related?
it's the last film i saw that actually stirred my emotions
>>71686071
this
Please bruce tell us REAL women what's it's like to menstruate and get period pains
there's a naval blockade around australia to keep brown people out
>>71686098
>>71686071
>women browse brit
Proof?
>>71686038
go ahead and try sweetheart x
>>71686108
cant timestamp right now aha x
>>71686098
Check your privilege, bitch aha x
>>71686104
illegals only
you're getting plenty of flips and indonesians legally no?
>>71686104
good lads
>>71686098
Not all women have ovaries, you silly transphobic hetero-hater
>>71686119
WTF i hate women now
>>71686126
not flips and indonesians, no
plenty of chinks though
having a soak in the bath
*votes for the communist party*
RORKE BTFO
wonder what people did for fun back in the middle ages before electricity was a thing
Need a qt boy to post pics tbqhwy
>>71686172
>>71686172
wanked each other off
*does a little dance*
hahaha look at me
just had my arse fondled in the foyer of Durham University lads
keep having nightmares about being on one of those magician shows where they saw the person in half but it's a trick but in my dream it's me actually being sawed in half and it hurts a lot
>>71686226
Whehey
>>71686232
Post arse
>>71686240
would you say it's extremely painful?
just sawed some bender in half
>>71686240
You're worried that you're becoming schizophrenic
hope you lads gayposting are only joking
would hate to think that i'm sharing a thread with a bunch of poo jabbers
just had a cheeky grope of some lads bum
he looked mortified
#durham
>>71686285
>joking
>>71686273
for me, yes
>>71686277
i'm not worried about it, in fact i'd welcome it
>>71686285
I do lots of anal masturbation but I'm not gay and wouldn't ever shag a bloke.
>>71686318
why?
This was in my nose
started lifting and got too jacked
i unironically think i looked better skinny
>>71686319
>wouldn't shag a qt boy
>>71686337
put it back quickly mate, it's not supposed to come out.
t. nose doctor
>>71686341
Maybe a convincing tranny or shemale but not a full on bloke.
mates proddy gf keeps banging on about her 'faith' and the inner taig in me makes me want to throw a molotov cocktail at her car desu
>>71686285
its the lad who was non stop talking about being a commie
hes turned to a new thing for """""baiting""""" since everyone stopped replying to him
>>71686359
>hello fellow workers
>>71686359
commies are the most powerful race in the world
>>71686369
more like fellow porkers, 'ey big'un
*wobbles your belly*
Would shag a cute boy tbqhwy
>>71686352
i reckon most traps are digusting irl
few posed pictures on the internet doesnt mean much
>>71686357
tell her shes going to hell for not being part of Jesus' church
>>71686386
>religion
>>71686377
*laughs but dies on the inside*
*calls it a night and heads home*
*eats roast dinner cooked by the wife*
*sobs in bed*
>>71686386
actually very tempted to fuck her off with catholic doctrine but think itd just fly over her head as shes quite dosey ngl
>>71685311
squelching
>>71686377
i can tell from this post that youre a reyt brusson xx
>>71686408
fairly weird for a prod and a catholic in NI to go out together
I thought most communities were segregated
got banned again on the ol' spee now im bored
>>71686457
im scottish la, hes atheist, shes prot and im ex-catholic/agnostic lmao
>>71686408
>he doesn't believe in reformation of the church
you're on the wrong side of the border
>>71686473
>agnostic
Hello radical centrist.
>>71686483
>he follows a german egoists maniacal ramblings that only served to assert his own power
youre fucking my arsehole right now, eh
>>71686496
john wycliffe was english m8
>drumpfkins still butthurt
>>71686473
>agnostic
Spare a (You) please. Anyone?
>>71686232
nice one.
dont care
>>71686533
alright fine
morning lads
>>71686473
>i dont have any faith but i should lecture somebody else on theirs
runtsheed
shockingly shit thread
>>71686540
Thank you friendq
>>71686549
Doing a poo tbhqhwy
>>71686447
remarkable craftsmanship...
taking a punt on a grunt
>>71686548
protestantism may aswell be no faith considering how shallow it is tbf
>>71686522
im not necessarily agnostic, its hard to describe. i share a lot of common ideals with that of rc and eo but just cant fully place my trust in God desu, feel a bit mongy cause of it
at work and need a shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>71686318
you're a big guy
>>71686573
schoolboy error
workshitters should be killed
getting my daily dose of styx and on the offensive lads
drinking yogurt from the cup in the work's toilets
>>71686585
unsubscribed from on the offensive when he said he wasnt alt right
>>71686572
>i feel stupid because the concept of god feels untrustworthy
pretty sure you not a retard actually mate. welcome to the real world free to delusion.
>he doesn't cover his webcam with tape
lads..
>>71686571
stfu la
>>71686584
What did he mean by this?
absolutely could not STAND being a rural runt outside of kent or dover
>>71686618
homolust
>>71686627
dover is a shit hole
>>71686606
he is, most people who are alt-right won't admit to it
like how hipsters won't admit they're hipsters
>>71686631
*cums on you*
>>71686627
fuck off townie
trimmed the ol' willy hairs
looks at least an inch bigger now, soft too
>>71686104
why isn't the so-called left flipping shit over this
haven't heard a peep about it
>>71686644
cityla actually
>>71686642
Wew.
none of you will believe me but I have seen/visited the future in my dreams and let me tell you, you are not going to like it
Check 'em
>>71686645
Not a bender but I would like to see it
>>71686640
yeah most people are have "i know one sound foreign lad so we dont have to kick ALL of them out..."
>>71686666
they are here, we're just not relevant enough for yanks to know about it
LIBRULL
VIRTCHUH-SIGNUHLLIN'
CELEBREHTIS
>>71686668
that's what townie means you stupid townie
>>71686684
This desu we need to kick out irish people from ulsters rightful clay
>>71686694
yeah but we know you guys ruined the great reef
>>71686666
The UN, Amnesty and some European countries (take a guess at which) have kicked up some shit about it saying we're violating some refugee treaties or something
Both major parties support it though so fuck them 2bh
>>71686726
the EU has quickly become the biggest joke on the planet
need a polish wife
just filtered yanks, it's been non stop politics posts from that flag
fuck off rorke back to cum
the brekky
>>71686703
oh FUCK OFF
>>71686789
love those
Just broke my 27 game win streak in QuizUp lads
Bit upset tbqh
>>71686800
You are foreigners:^) Anglo-Irish men shall rule the world
>>71686726
all those groups keep pressuring our government to legalise abortion.
Ireland is the only country in Europe where its not legal at this stage... really makes you wonder why they see it as such a big deal
>>71686825
grandmother was english dirty hun so shut yer mouth
>>71686804
do you really mate?
wow thanks for telling us
off to my interview
>>71686861
thanks for listening
>>71686717
Surprised you haven't heard more about it considering you're taking over a thousand of them off our detention islands :^)
do NOT care about the oscars
shut up about it
so glad I found out some random Dutch person's opinion on sweet chilli coated peanuts
>>71686703
freedom for the occupied 3 counties when brother
>>71686848
So we should kick you out for being of Anglo descent? Nationalists BTFO
good post
(referring to the chilli peanuts post)
>>71686893
if NI took all of ulster it would he 70% Catholic and would just vote to unify with ireland
>>71686877
i heard it's only a few thousand and it's happening over several years
we actually integrate our immigrants here unlike in yurup
@82
nobody was talking about it you mong
>class in 3 hours
felt good voicing my opinion
heard there was an opinion about chilli peanuts in here
someone point me in the right direction
>>71686910
is this image real
>>71686897
i dont really mind british people living here. Its eastern europeans and brown people thats the problem
>>71686902
i know
it was a joke
god
@07
posting as a precaution
>>71686920
i shopped it 2 minutes after the original was posted and got loads of replies saying the same thing
don't know how people have such bad awareness
i only edited the forehead
I was on the fence about buying sweet chilli coated peanuts from Tesco but that post just swung it for me, I'm buying 6 bags
>>71686893
Soon brother q
>>71686921
>Irish people
>white
Pick only one
>>71686920
No, I shopped it
>>71686922
pr*ddie
>>71686882
it's blatant racial favouritism and a sign that we live in times where the colour of your skin is more important than your work
>>71686937
filthy lying canadian cunt
Always feel sad for the lads on twitch who only get one viewer (me) and then try desperately to interact, feel terrible when I have to leave
>>71686933
The Gael ascends your feeble human attempts at labeling based on colour
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
yep, that's me, about 10 minutes ago wondering if chilli coated peanuts could ever get any better
little did I know, my life was about to get a whole lot s w e e t e r
>>71686939
i'm unironically a muh heritage paddy
i have cousins in leitrim who would open up your face kid
first day of uni lads, i had fun x
just putting this down in writing for the archive: I (Smithy) invented the sweet chilli coated peanuts gimmick
>>71686978
Bat'ko?
boys bums
Just downloaded 4chanx just to filter the yanks
/brit/ is finally great again
>>71686951
could easily heem her over that balcony
>>71686992
alri milo
>>71686992
This
This Man Went BLIND After Eating A Certain Type Of Peanuts - Find Out Which!
is water weight a meme or have I lost weight
>>71686987
correction it was I, Jan van de Berg
ugh i meant legal boys
ok
mens bums
Hate when people try to take credit for my work
How is this runt sayin he shopped the picture when I did?
>>71687008
why do traps always wear those fuck ugly shoes
proper clonky
business idea: internationalist nationalism
>>71687030
>ugly
Shit taste
Have yet to see ANY decent trap video porn, only see good pictures
It is very upsetting
>>71687029
you're probably the worst poster on /brit/
always spot your posts, there's a few canadians that post regularly but yours always stand out as being shit and unfunny
would genuinely reconsider posting here
>>71687030
big feet because they're men mate
>>71687043
>Shit taste
hardly surprising, their dick was probably in a bum before you sucked it
>>71687046
This never see anything i like in the gay porn section
>>71687043
>>71687053
fuck off they're shit
i hate them
>>71687064
fucking shit shoes
It is fascinating how now people can easily see traps. In real life, you wouldn't have the opportunity to develop this fetish.
Glad I'm just gay.
anything good on the ol' 'flix lids i'm bored out of my mind
>>71687062
>letting a man put his dick in you
Bit gay
>>71687068
Bad taste m9
>71687047
Don't ever reply to me again you plagiarizing twat
>>71687077
Blow your mind out over a windmill Jan, do the world a favour x
>>71686814
>QuizUp
virus do not google
>>71687092
not allowed to have a gun
>>71687116
do the ol' high backflip
eating peanut butter and marmite on toast lads
Fingering me bum lads
>>71687147
foy?
Business idea:
>>71687161
bit homosexual
unironically tried it once, never again don't believe the prostate meme
>>71686927
post original
Business idea: fund the transition of male to female for qt traps
>>71687161
stick your first in
>>71687163
the marmite makes it ok lad. big dirty layer of it under the peanut butter.
any of you lads got an invite to gaytorrent.ru?
getmejosh4 AT gmail DOT com
f-35s have finally arrived here lads
wonder if the yanks will like us for being good lapdogs and buying them up before they completed testing x
>>71687203
Bit gay
>>71687203
Fucking faggot
nth for cute boys
>qt co-worker sat on my lap to get a splinter out of my finger with tweezers.
did not get a boner so I see it as a win.
>>71687217
heard you guys took out a massive defense budget; the biggest in australian history
wondering why you think you need it for