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/kanbaru/ edition
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cara
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alri thailad.
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Cute boys
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don't like this thread

might wait for a real new
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>>71687181
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>>71687217
bit late to the party
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>>71687277
alri
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so this is what happens when we leave you alone with /brit/
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>>71687256

at least i don't watch shit anime you utter poof
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Hey look at this

*you look at my ballgazer hand*

Haha

*decks you in the ribs*
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>>71687299
*brap*
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i like the 35
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someone make an actual /brit/ thread
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>>71687318

*PBBBBLBLLLAAAAAARRRRRRPPPP*
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>*decks you in the ribs*
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new thread please
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>>71687337
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFPPPPTTTTTTTT SCHLOOOORRP*
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f-35 looks pretty good to be honest
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deary me
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>>71687284
that's still a fucking severe forehead
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>>71687359
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f-35 wanker loves his fucking f-35
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no gf hitting hard lately lads
just want someone to come home to
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>>71687365
i hope you burn to death at some point
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>>71687358
f-35? how big is your keyboard mate?
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hmm
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>>71687371
haha same
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>>71687375
t.Rorke getting butthurt
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>>71687371
Then you'll just want the place to yourself (occasionally)
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>>71687347

*FFT-SCCHHHHHLLLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRBLLLLLOOP*
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>>71687368
The Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II is a family of single-seat, single-engine, all-weather stealth multirole fighters. The fifth-generation combat aircraft is designed to perform ground attack and air defense missions.
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homosexuality is a mental illness

mental illnesses can be treated
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>>71687365
Proper thread is here
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>>71687371
How long do they have to stay though?
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>>71687370
posted in the old on accident haha
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There was (another) meeting about the state of the men's toilets at work this morning

Someone has left violent skid marks and not cleaned up again

I feel like other people in the office think it was me because I'm the strange one but it literally wasn't
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>>71687441
wally
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>>71687441
>on accident

why do yanks say this? makes no sense.
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>>71687441
This is the old one
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>>71687448
You clearly need to shoot up the office.
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>>71687459
I've always presumed it's because of "on purpose"
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want to watch a youtube video while im eating these doritos but the crunching is too loud inside my head
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>>71687359
>>71687359
>>71687359
>>71687359
real thread
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>>71687491
>working on mondays
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>>71687500
literally a gathering of anime nonces
We're all in here
>>71687256
>>71687256
>>71687256
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>>71687500
Not on mate
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Stop being gay
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Enjoying Brenda Lee. You should too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLR25EJtfE
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Businnes idea: >>71687359
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>>71687500
Out of order.
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>>71687491
only got a few months of freedom left before im forced to join the depressing slog of indentured servitude aka work.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc&list=RDQMeq2PdSkT5GE&index=20

choon 2bh
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This is the one true /brit/
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heterosexuality is a jewish invention, no thanks
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would you spend 228 quid for a week off work? asking for a dad
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>>71687559

alri he-man you utter poof
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Stop being gay and embrace women
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>>71687559
can't listen to it since:
https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4
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Alright /brit/

doing a poo

That's about all, peace out.
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>>71687559
wanted to put my willy in the singer when i was younger
bit of a thing for unkempt hippies haha
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moving here
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having a moment of weakness
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>>71687583

Aye. Wimmen. No wee girls like the one you just posted ya pedo
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>>71687562
This
>>71687583
At least post an attractive one
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>>71687552
Could be worse. Could be on a ship fighting Spainards in the age of sail.
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>>71687595

More like shanterton
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>>71687617
Forgot my pic
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21 but look 18

Don't know how to feel about this
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>>71687574
answer my question
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Is Peter Pan death?
Peter's connection to dead children in Peter Pan In Kensington Gardens: Peter is said to bury the bodies of children who die after getting lost in the gardens after lock-out time.
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>>71687634
23 but feel mentally 13-14 haha
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>>71687634
what a stupid post
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>>71687634
30 but look 20

it's a blessing, leaf
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>>71687634
What's the age of able to buy booze in Canada?
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>>71687663
19 in Ontario
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Best place for MILF femdom lads?
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>>71687641
Are Peter Pan And The Lost Boys Dead?
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>>71687680
>>71687359
Here desu
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just saw that massive fuck up at the oscars lads
caterwauling at the yank education system once again
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fapped to hentai again

what am I like haha
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>>71687694
foy
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>>71687681
JM Barrie's older brother, David: When JM Barrie was six years old, his older brother David fractured his skull in a skating accident and died one day shy of his fourteenth birthday. In their mother's imagination, David would remain a boy forever. This would inspire Barrie to create Peter Pan, the boy who never grew up.
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>>71687693
publicity stunt

the best thing to do is ignore it
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hanging in there /brit/?
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Real thread >>71687359
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>>71687737
Fuck off anime nonce
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When will manlets learn?
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sharting at this leaf's fuckup
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>>71687768
i'm 5'9" and have lost count of how many girls i've fucked
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>>71687768
FOY
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>when manlets can't count past 0
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@71687801
uneducated nonce
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>>71687304
was looking at that ugly knock-off Aran jumper tbf
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Did an auction to win a chance to give me a blowjob.
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>>71687723

Waheyy. I live where that is.

What a shitehole.
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feel sorry for young people in the uk

the country doesn't have a future
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>tfw built like a 5"9 Aussie with dementia
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>>71687865
>I live where that is.
what kind of english is that? go home jf.
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I'm an aspie Incel and work keeps hiring fitties

My sexual frustration is at boiling point
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>>71687883
makes perfect sense, you paki
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i'm actually 6'2" and a virgin

you've all been tricked
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>>71687891
it makes sense but its something a child or a foreigner would say
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Well lads?
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>>71687900
or, you know, someone not autistic
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>>71687908
a reminder to everyone that there is only 1 chips on the bottom, not two. thats the trick in this pic.
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>>71687908
16
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>>71687919
literally no need to be so bitter mate. read more books instead.
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>>71687919

Nah he's right you type like a darkie
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might just sleep
ah yes, life as a depressed runt sure is grand
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>>71687920
there's more than one trick

naive cunt
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have a date coming up with a qt redhead i met the other day lads x
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>>71687955

Hope you die
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>>71687959
Is she fat?
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>>71687964
been hoping for that one a while
shame i'm too cowardly to do anything about it
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>>71687969
no
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>>71687801
5'9 is not a manlet
t. genuine manlet
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>currently living with the gf for free
>will literally take ANY job i can get
>EVERY SINGLE VACANCY either requires a driving license, years of experience, or bollocks qualifications
about to fucking scream
ill become a professional broken glass eater if i have to
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just never developed the skills required to acquire a gf
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>>71687999

5'9" is garden knome tier
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>>71687999
didn't need to spell it out, considering the post
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>>71687999
t. 5'9" manlet trying to convince both himself and everyone else that he's not a manlet
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fact check
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>>71688004
>entry level position
>need previous experience and references
ahhhhh yes
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>>71687908
20 what? Pounds, elephants, watermelons?
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>>71688004
Get a license you thick cunt, that's barely a requirement
>>71688028
5'7 2bh, 5'9 is still well within normal range
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>>71688041
at this point its either go to hairdressing school or become an actual machine operator

>>71688051
ah yes and how do i pay for the lessons i wonder
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>>71688041
that's the fucking worst why even bother to list it as entry level if they already want you to have years of experience
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Business idea
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>>71688004
you mean a job requires something anyone with a brain gets as soon as possible to make them employable? you're a massive loser.
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>>71688057
>needing professional lessons
Don't you have family lad, I learnt to drive on country roads with my dad when I was 13
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>>71688004
get some dumbshit government job like data entry, they'll hire literally anyone
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>>71688004
>>71688057
JOSIE please tell us your tale of moving to NZ
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is it runtish to wear a cologne most days granted it's one that isn't some fuccboi club scent lads?
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does straya have any towns way away from major cities except for outback outposts?
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>>71688104
fuck off yank
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>>71688104
yes it is a man should never wear cologne
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>>71688143
just stick to lynx africa then m8?
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what was your most shameful moment when you were trying to fit in with normies lads?

i was out once with some normie friends and i had a beer and they kept refilling my glass and i was too autistic to tell them to stop it and ended up getting blackout drunk and woke up in a hospital
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>successful applicants will be highly motivated, enthusiastic, and able to work in a team enviroment
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>>71688179
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>71688004
>EVERY SINGLE VACANCY either requires a driving license, years of experience, or bollocks qualifications
this is literally a lie because they don't want plebs, i just applied for loads of jobs saying these things and now i have one
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>get an application at work
>his CV didn't even say "I work well on my own but also as part of a team"
heh, binned
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>heh, binned
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security kno me
no waitin in line
no high entry fee
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>needing a CV
>not giving off such a good impression you just get handed the job
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business idea: copy and paste the job requirements into my cv
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*sends troops into Poland*
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>>71688069
i got along fine with my provisional in england, didnt realise id need a fucking level 24 lorry license to become a fruit picker here

>>71688074
fairs, but lessons aside youve also got to wait a year and a half or some shit after getting your learners to get a 'full' license (which is what all the vacancies demand) in this pathetic excuse for a country
anyway MY family is still in england (where i belong)

>>71688076
hmm yes maybe
well good typer am i

>>71688093
i came here to spend christmas and new years with the gf and her kiwi runt family and now im stuck here for the next 2 years

>>71688224
but i am a pleb x
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>not just walking right up to the manager, giving him a firm handshake and asking for a job
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why are we getting all these storms

bloody brexit and global warming i tell you
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>>71688004
just get your fucking license you utter mong. the government trusts 17 year olds enough to have one hahahaha
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told a girl she could easily be a pornstar (as a compliment) and she took it the wrong way

stupid slag
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>>71688173
no why do you need to spray yourself down with scent?

if you shower regularly and wear clean clothes then you'll smell good anyway
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>>not just walking right up to the manager, giving him a firm handjob and asking for a job
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tried to watch the oscar fuck up multiple times but can't get through it
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>>71688258
well then just pretend you're not, bet the first impression of you irl is way more important x
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just be yourself and the jobs and gfs basically throw themselves at you
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>>71688282
It's great lad, you can tell the bald bloke is fucking livid the way he snatched the envelope and showed it off then said he'd be "happy" to give his oscar to the other guys
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>>71688273
>if you shower regularly and wear clean clothes then you'll smell good anyway

hmm yes ill walk around in summer with no anti-perspirant on at all. you'd end up smelling like shit by about 2 pm.
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>>71688258
>now I'm stuck here for the next 2 years
but why and how?
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>>71688269
pornstars are just girls who weren't attractive enough to be a model or actress so not a great compliment
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the girl at work I fancy has a friend there that is ugly as fuck
reckon this ups my chances
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>>71688299
just hit the gym lol like these boys dont know how easy it is
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Going to go and measure my knob, give me a minute
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day's over already

(need a job)
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silly runtoids think being good with women is about height/looks/muscles/wealth

it's 90% personality lads, sorry to break it to you, and you can't buy/train personality
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>unironically watching the oscars

you realise these people are a bunch of jews and nonces, right?
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>>71688299
*be's self*
Whoa haha good tip they're banging on my door right now
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>>71688305
obviously deodorant is part of a hygeine regimen

just stick with a good ol' stick of old spice no need for the aerosol shite
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>>71688305
why would you wear cologne for anti-perspirant purposes instead of rexona?
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>>71688315
Alright just measured, a good 6.5 inches when fully erect.
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why didn't the black slaves just overthrow their white masters if they outnumbered them 50 to 1
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>>71688268
https://www.nzta.govt.nz/driver-licences/getting-a-licence/licences-by-vehicle-type/cars/restricted-licence-2/
you need to have your learners for 6 months before applying for a restricted license
https://www.nzta.govt.nz/driver-licences/getting-a-licence/licences-by-vehicle-type/cars/full-licence-2/
then you need to have restricted for a year (year and a half if youve not done a course) before you can apply for a full one
i need a job NOW

>>71688307
rather not say
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>>71688334
i'd obviously put on an anti-perspirant but i'd just use an unscented on if i was to use colonge.

desu i just have a couple of ones i could wear daily and they'll probably expire before they get used if i don't use them more.

ps: brut >>>>>>>>>> rexona ;)
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>>71688345
Nat Turner
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>>71688269
if she has a habit of taking things the wrong way maybe she shouldn't be a pornstar
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>>71688388
hahaha waheyyyyyyyy!!!!!
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>>71688345
why didnt all the jews just run away from the camps?
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>>71688373
fair enough, just stick with a little bit and you'll come off smelly manly desu
the one time i bothered with it a girl complimented me which you're not gonna get with a normal deoderant

don't know about other brands just always used rexona since i started getting BO
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Daily reminder the UK has no future.

The Scots might as well leave, they're fucked anyway.
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>>71688051
5'5 here

i know levels of manlet that mere 5'7 lanklets can only imagine
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>>71688431
>someone got so triggered they made this
wew
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>>71688439
>5'5
same
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>>71688446
those things cost a shit ton of money to build too
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>tfw want to marry my gf but have no-one I'd consider a "best man"
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>>71688460
just use your brother
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*puts my hands up*

alright lets bounce

*starts bouncing up and down*
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>>71688446
It's Karneval you uncultured swine.
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can't believe black people didn't win every single award, why do white people always steal the limelight
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>>71688465
no that's sad as fuck
he had a best man that wasn't me and his didn't even do a speech
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>>71688439
honestly feel sorry for lads shorter than even me, at 5'7 I'm only barely taller or about the same height as maybe 70-80% of women I encounter. 5'5 is well into even womanlet status
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>>71688478
Fuck it.

You don't need a big ceremony. It's expensive as fuck besides.

Love will be enough, anon.

Love will be enough.
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spell icup
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>>71688505
did this once in primary and was known as the perv for a few weeks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_w3T-qGKkI
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>>71688478
ill be your best man
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>>71688505
I
C
U

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck off you twat
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>>71688478
how is it sad? and who wants a cringy speech?
You watch too much american tv, gay cunt
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>>71688502
>Love will be enough, anon.
>
>Love will be enough.
not for your average woman
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drunk text my (married) work oneitis last night, pretty sure i sent pictures too

got 16 missed messages on whatsapp and 3 missed calls

too scared to look lads, what have i done i've fucked up big time
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>>71688516
festy cunt
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>>71688502
it probably won't be massive but I wanna do everything traditionally

>>71688521
alri nice one, organise me a stag do then mate
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>>71688431
the west has no future tbqh
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>>71688551
You fuckwit
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>>71688569
alri

having never met you faceless anon

what do you like

shedloads of ketamine at the opera I hope
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>>71688519
cute
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>>71688419
yeah no girl will ever compliment a deodorant hahaha

just wanted to get opinions on it desu, i could see it being real tryhard and reddity to do but it's either that or bin expensive cologne
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>>71688574
China would implode if the west stopped buying its goods
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>>71688486
eh, i don't really let it bother me

i've had a long term gf before and didn't enjoy it at all so i'm pretty comfy being incel atm
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>>71688551
you fucked it mate
quit your job and move to somewhere else
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>>71688605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KD4Y3iTnXQ
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>>71688551
squealing hahahahaa you utter spud
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=48&v=l9UGqKywhiI

Instant KB at the door if you can listen to this without your head moving
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>>71687936

Awfully presumptuous lad

>>71687945

A darkie with greater literacy thanst thoumst
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>>71688612
and we'd all freeze to death if the sun stopped shining

neither scenario looks like happening any time soon
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>>71688611
depends on the setting really
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>>71688653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c4eMTw9zIg
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>>71688888
impressive digits
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>>71688888
literally me
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don't think a gf is too much to ask
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cooking a book
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/australianpowerhour/
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>>71688888
h-have my babies
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>>71688985
eaten any newborns recently?
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>>71688941
yeah but what you're really asking for is a pretty gf with a decent personality
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The SMELL when taking your undies off after 20 hours
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>>71688941
saw a youngish couple on the bus not long ago
the guy was pig ugly and had really ad psoriasis on his head and face, he was scratching it until it bled. His 5/10 gf got a tissue from her handbag and dabbed it.

If he can do it, fuck, anybody can.
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fucking hell lads

went swimming in the sea yesterday whilst the tide was going out and it was so fucking strong, i could barely go against it and i was only waist deep
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>>71689022
Nah, not enough meat on them m8.
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>>71689077
the trick is you've got to lower your standards, if you have literally no preference then of course you can find someone. Don't think I'd be happy tho
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i'm on youtube watching videos
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>tfw the only posts I can think of are >tfw no gf or >tfw radical centrist
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>tfw no radical centrist gf
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>>71689108
I value looks the least
I'm no oil painting myself

I just want someone who hates me as much as I hate myself.
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>>71689158
save yourself the post timer and go with just ">tfw a runt"
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it's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring
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>>71689053
I sorta like the smell when undies come off.

I wore the same 2 pairs of undies for 6 days last week. They didn't smell that bad though, compared to my (only) pair of socks.
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>>71689188
Mate you're nasty, no wonder the Papua girls go after you
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>>71689179
fucking depressing song that
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Attempting to COMPREHEND the fact that a HUNDRED-PLUS lads will be reading and doing LARGE THOUGHTS about this post

Really jiggling my upper matter
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listening to smack that
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the sticker on my banana just prevented the perfect peel
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>>71689202
No choice mang. I had to live out of a backpack for a week, and half of that space was taken up by tools. (Weight restriction on the chopper)
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eating less so I can drink more and still lose weight
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>>71689250
Don't tell me you don't have room, let alone WEIGHT for a few pairs of undies and socks
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eating more so I can drink less and still gain weight
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>>71689258
Is that how it works
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>>71689034
yeah don't think that's too much really
>>
>tfw no papua new guinean gf to lop off and cannibalise my bollocks
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Been talking to a girl and she likes awful weeb shit and she told me I needed to watch fruits basket and now I'm trying to and after 5 minutes I want to kill myself, this is utter shit but I need to get through it if I want to have any chance of putting my willy in her.
>>
unironically have a crush on a girl for the first time in legit like 6 years lads hahahaha forgot what it felt like
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>>71689285
The weight limited me to a bag, and that reduced the space. I probably could have fitted an extra pair of undies, but 2bh I actually thought I packed more haha.
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>>71689330
Mate it doesn't work like that

Do you realise how fucking typical it is to have some guy orbiting around and trying to 'do the right thing' and 'be in the same crowd'. I've seen that and the guys almost seem oblivious.
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>>71689330
baka

you shouldnt be changing your personality and what you like to impress girls
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almost all of what i know about papua new guinea is from dead island
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@71689330
can't imagine being this pathetic
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paPOOa
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>>71689403
I'm not, I'm just pretending in order to enjoy a spot of how's your father with a qt
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gender just changed again
second time today
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thinkin of buyin these x
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>>71689465
How much of a virgin are you to think that it's going to work?

Who's she going to be more attracted to, the good little boy who said he watched her anime like she wanted or the guy who actually brings something to the table?
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>>71689330
Tell her its shit and recommend something actually good
Beta boy
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>>71689335
wish I knew that feel lad
there's a girl at work that has nice chebs and reminds me of a girl I dated but that's about it for me
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lads i have this equation where it's 110*A = 0.45m^3

I'm actually stuck on trying to figure out A, if i just rearrange that equation I get 244m^2 but theres no way that could be correct
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>>71689522
gay nerd shit
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>>71689479
they look nice and smart i don't think i'd wear brown shoes though
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>>71689522
*snatches your glasses off your face and throws them on the floor*
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>>71689522
nerd gay shit
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>>71689487
well she isn't really the social type, she messages me during her breaks at work and all evening pretty solidly and her housemate told me he's happy she's talking to me because before that it was just her sitting reading comics on the sofa day in, day out so I'm thinking she might actually buy it long enough to get my end wet
>>
orchestrating a poo
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>>71689545
cheers la but they work well with light jeans
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>>71689528
>>71689548
>>71689551
id twat you all
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>>71689314
>>71689430
>>71689455
thanks
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>>71689572
i would actually heem you though you fat fucking weapon
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>>71689554
she a munter or a mongo or a big sealion
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starting my master's degree in a week lads
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>>71689616
gay nerd shit
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>>71689632
french lad gets it
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>>71689611
she's actually not a monster to look at, she can come across as kind of intense though which combined with being into fucking wop kiddie cartoons could easily put people off. She's probably completely mental but idgaf, not like I want to settle down with her, I just want to do a sex wee on her face
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just tore about 7 piles open
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>>71689522
0.45/119 you spacker
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Lads I'm getting sick of the ol incest fetish, does little for me these days

Give me a new fetish
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>>71689671
fair dos, wish you luck x
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>whole year of nigs whining about nigs not winning more oscars because reasons
>this year: nig film wins

hmm yes. definitely not a coincidence
>>
>>71689689
stop watching porn
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>>71689699
obviously all the controversy spurred them on to act better
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>>71689689
potatoes are your fetish, always have been and always will be
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Gonna go loco if I don't drain my balls into a fanny soon
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>>71689522
does 110 or 0.45 have units attached or are they pure numbers?
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>>71689699

Funny because they're trying to become empowered by begging the white man for recognition
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Resisting the urge to get out of old fedora folder.
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I WANT A GF
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>>71689781
>>
new gimmick i cant be arsed to use but think would be funny:
respond to all rhetorical questions
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well annoying
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genuinely disgusted every time i see a frenchie post
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Fucking Chinese bloke at work has revolting table manners

Keeps slurping his food and tea unabashedly
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>>71689825
Be more subtle.
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having runch at wolk rads
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>>71689853
tell him he brings shame upon his ancestors
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New gimmick: shut the fuck up New Zealand
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>>71689825
>>71689866
bonjour :DDDDD
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>>71687359
>>71687359
>>71687359
>>71687359

Recycle. x
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>>71689853
Mainland chinese are barbarians
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>>71689889
post marion le en pls
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>>71689688
yeah i got this in the end. It's cos I just woke up and my friend asked for help on it, my brain isnt working yet
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