/brit/

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>not felicity edition
dropped

>>71641600
would you take this offer lads ?

particularly interested in hearing puerto rico's response

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>>71641665
Really gets the frenelum vibrating.

time for a 'cide methinks

anyone want to drink wine and smoke hashish and play poker?

>>71641712
'h 'es, 'ery 'mpressive

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>>71641733
no drugs

no alcohol

no cigarettes

anyone want to drink some cider with me

dindus outside my window at it again

why are nonwhites always so angry?

>>71641748
Wine and Pipe tobacco are both wholesome.

The Bisoph of Canterbury uses both on a daily basis.

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I'm a broadband champion
a URL badman

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Ya as the title says I'm so sick of all the fake ass big talkers who can't be Man enough to keep there word let alone please me the way I need.

See I'm here for 2 more nights and I'm in the mood for giving SENSUAL FULL BODY MASSAGE.

To the right man.

Happy endings are a MUST WITH ME!!!

But u gotta be CLEAN,DND FREE AND SOME WHAT GENOROUS

Does anyone here start to feel frantic when nighttime hits?

as in, you feel like you're wasting your life, like time is running out, all depressing thoughts cloud your head

>>71641759
>living near nonwhites

this is where you screwed up

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Post the cara version of this pls.

I wont ask nicely next time.

>>71641767
well he IS a heretic

>>71641746
there's no point doing this gimmick if you're not dropping all but the last syllable you fucking spacker

memes are sacred and i hate seeing them bastardised in such a way

>>71641748
REALLY have a hard time believing Trump has never done cocaine

>>71641778
nah that's all the time 24/7

>>71641763
bitterness

>>71641778
no because I drink to make the bad go away

>>71641778

literally me for the past month haha. I had a sudden realisation that time is constantly moving forward and im wasting it all lmao

>>71641787
>'here's 'o 'oint 'oing 'his 'immick 'f 'ou're 'ot 'ropping 'll 'ut 'he 'ast 'yllable 'ou 'ucking 'packer
>'emes 're 'acred 'nd ' 'ate 'eeing 'hem 'astardised 'n 'uch ' 'ay

Why is it that immigrants are allowed to specify Filipino/Indian only in their advertisements but when a white person does it it makes the 6o'clock news (happened like 2 days ago)?

never talk to the lower classes

could never imagine myself becoming an alcoholic because i've never liked any kind of alcohol

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>71641817
the only one you're embarrassing is yourself m8, baka desu senpai

>>71641833
no tell me about it

>>71641839
>'he 'nly 'ne 'ou're 'mbarrassing 's 'ourself '8, 'aka 'esu 'enpai

>>71641767
this

here is a romish priest explaining it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkxtyqyvSUM

>>71641833
shut the fuck up you stupid little shit

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Harold Harefoot was King of England from 1035 to 1040. Harold's nickname "Harefoot" is first recorded as "Harefoh" or "Harefah" in the twelfth century in the history of Ely Abbey, and according to late medieval chroniclers it meant that he was fleet of foot.


The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle reports that Harold said that he was a son of Cnut the Great and Ælfgifu of Northampton.

The Encomium Emmae Reginae also describes Edward the Confessor and Alfred Aetheling as the sons of Canute, though the modern term would be step-sons.

Harold was elected regent of England following the death of his father in 1035.

He was initially ruling England in place of his brother Harthacnut, who was stuck in Denmark due to a rebellion in Norway.

Harold died in 1040, having ruled just five years; his half-brother Harthacnut soon returned and took hold of the kingdom peacefully.

>>71641856
good post

pirate scumbags ahahaha

>>71641853
i don't remember it that's why i'm asking about it

i just know it was a thing for a while

>>71641748
Trump is full of shit that he doesn't drink.

Maybe he doesn't get pissed, but he owns a winery, and I find it hard to believe that someone as cliched as him doesn't do really cliche businessman things like pop a champagne cork for victories or sit in his desk with a few splashes of whisky late at night to seem brooding and contemplative.

He's just overstating, giving the impression he's teetotal.

well good afternoon

bit warm out

australian weather

>>71641895
even if he doesn't abide by it, it's still a good maxim

>>71641871
never reply to a white man unless replied to first you spic cunt

>>71641869
don't care
>>71641913
don't care what you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc7f5ve2o1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXU4QKeE41Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0hkLsxw4Zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ0jCMFQN2s


doing a really big think to these

https://twitter.com/Klassnik/status/232574821224050688

>this was posted in 2012

really makes you think

i wonder does trump solicit golden showers on craigslist

going to get a coffee from tims

anyone want anything

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Harthacnut( "Tough-knot") was King of Denmark from 1035 to 1042 and King of England from 1040 to 1042.

He was the son of King Cnut the Great (who ruled Denmark, Norway, and England) and Emma of Normandy. When Cnut died in 1035, Harthacnut struggled to retain his father's possessions.

The Fagrskinna contains a scene where Magnus proclaims that "I will take possession of all the Danish empire or else die in the attempt."

Harthacnut was the last Scandinavian to rule England. Even though he had been invited to take the throne, he was taking no chances and came as a conqueror with an invasion force.

In 1041 he invited his half-brother Edward the Confessor (his mother Emma's son by Æthelred the Unready) back from exile in Normandy and probably made him his heir.

According to the Encomium, Edward the Confessor already served as co-ruler of England since 1041.

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Brainbuds are rotating

>>71641895
there are literally no pictures of him drinking

he's been a public figure his entire life if he did drink you would think there would be at least one picture of him doing so no?

>>71641947
large earl grey 3 cream 2 sugar, both bags in

hope i win this time xx

the digimon is getting angry...

>>71641947
Large English Toffee and a Long John please.

the shitskin american colony...

>>71641960

Its spelt 'Hard cunt' you mong

>>71641934
why post here if you hate whitey?

Aldi lads

ah yes, /brit/, the general about yanks trying to bait a puerto rican

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>>71641967
not him but did a quick google and found this

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>earl grey

>>71642022

fake news

>>71642008
what makes you think I hate whitey?

GET THE FUCK UP


SIMON SAYS GET THE FUCK UP

>>71642022
clearly a cup of the 'ld 'pple 'uice

>>71642022
notice how he's not drinking it and just holding it?

also could easily just be sparkiling grape juice

>he doesn't use Tomorrow

Howling

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>>71642047
>notice how he's not drinking it and just holding it?
>also could easily just be sparkiling grape juice

>>71642022
wait wait is that me on the right
who's the guy on the right

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Edward the Confessor was among the last Anglo-Saxon kings of England.

Edward the Confessor was the first Anglo-Saxon and the only king of England to be canonised.

fter 1066 there was a cult of Edward as a saint. In the 1230s King Henry III became attached to the cult of Saint Edward. He named his eldest son (the future Edward I) after him.

Edmund Ironside's son, Edward Ætheling, had the best claim to be considered Edward's heir. He was given the designation Ætheling, meaning throneworthy.

After the mid-1050s, Edward seems to have withdrawn from affairs as he became increasingly dependent on the Godwins.

The Normans claimed that Edward sent Harold to Normandy in about 1064 to confirm the promise of the succession to William.

Edward probably entrusted the kingdom to Harold Godwin shortly before he died on 5 January 1066.

digimon relates to the greasy spic lol

>>71642048
It's awful. Just tried it

>>71642018
welcome back ethibropian

>>71642037
dunno, you just seem very angry towards yanks

literally never won anything on a roll up the rim, not even a doughnut

>>71642048
shut the fuck up you stupid little shit

>>71642087
Plebiscite

everyone report this wikipedia spamming yank cunt

he's on here every fucking night doing this

>>71642082
Edward was too pure for this world

>>71642107
no, I like reading it

go back to /cum/

dad's bought some new pintglasses

what do puerto ricANOs think of drumpf

>>71642107
*reeports you instead*
haha, just a bit of banter m8 xx
*jimmy wales pops out and hands me a bag with a dollar sign on it*

>>71642115
Same actually

>>71642120
he hates him. he is a die hard lefty spic, just as you'd expect

>>71642101
dumb
mobile
poster

>>71642118
Are they home only use or can you take them to parties?

the digimon is a whiteknight and loves the gays...

>>71642147
I'm not sure

we'll have to discuss this at the dinner table tomorrow

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>>71642092
nah they're the angry ones cause I B them TFO all the time
notice how they're constantly posting about me
yanks and the mexican with a canadian flag are always like that

>>71642139
figued
the mexican schizo supports him though for some unfathomable reason

>>71642107
fuck off you philistine

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>>71642107
>everyone report this wikipedia spamming yank cunt

>>71642161
many Puerto Ricans support Trump though. Not sure if you were asking about them or me specifically

>>71642158
Praying for you

why is lynx called axe in getshotistan?

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Harold Godwinson or Harold II was the last Anglo-Saxon king of England.


Harold was a powerful earl and member of a prominent Anglo-Saxon family with ties to King Cnut.

Harthacnut's death in 1042 probably involved Godwin in a role as kingmaker, helping to secure the English throne for Edward the Confessor.

In early January 1066, hearing of Harold's coronation, Duke William II of Normandy began plans to invade England

Harald Hardrada of Norway, who also claimed the English crown invaded, landing his fleet at the mouth of the Tyne. On 25 September, in the Battle of Stamford Bridge, Harold defeated Hardrada.

Harold's army marched 241 miles (386 kilometres) to intercept William, who had landed perhaps 7,000 men in Sussex, southern England. Harold was killed and his forces defeated.

>>71642161
beto is a radical centrist

Where is beto tonight?

I want to annoy him

reckon im the most important poster here
this general will perish quickly if i stopped posting

he is in /pol/...

autism yank doesnt rate the wikipedia gimmick, would go so far as to say it triggers him considering he's calling for janny's help

*scribbles notes*

>>71642207
correct. any questions?

>>71642202
*warms up the oven*

jew

beto

thailad

(POWERGAP)

caralad

puerto rico

(POWER GAP)

german

algerian

>>71642202
fm now
>>71642200
>>71642230
t. beto

>>71642226
are you diagnosed?

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for me it's the McChicken, the best fastfood sandwich

stop giving it attention you cretins

communism is an anti-white ideology

we have reached the point where if you're white and you're not an alt-rightist you may as well be one of the ones campaigning for open borders

>>71642206
alri mexicANO, did you decide to make the journey before they start putting the wall up?

>>71642230
The German gives me (You)s so I like him

beto
caralad
pureto rico
jew

power gap

thailad
german
algerian

>its a yank thinks everyone is a social progressive episode

yawn

>>71642230
oh yeah, 190kg and pakiboo (does he even post anymore) are in the bottom rung as well

beto has a visa that allows him free movement between USA and mexico

>>71642249
nationalism is for the weak
Right-Anarchy is the true path.

who the fuck is beto

>>71642230
switch the second tier with the third tier and I agree
>>71642238
with what?

>>71642265
pakipoo still posts though he sticks to r9k where he gets yelled at

Poor Beto's ear are probably burning, what with us talking about him behind his back and all...

>>71642276
any mental disorders

>>71642274
el mexicano

>>71642230
all me

>>71642249
>tfw white and want socialism
>tfw anti-feminist and anti-multiculturalism

>>71642263

who rules the waves? white people do

communism is about getting rid of those better off than others and that's white people no matter where you go

communism would take from the white man what is his and give it to the brown hordes

you're giving him way too much love and attention
happened on /lat/ for a while..
don't say I didn'' warn you
>>71642274
a mexican schizo commie /cum/ reject obsessed with me

i think thailad is a pretty good poster. always handles the banter, makes funny kev videos, is a rorke, and lest we forget he programmed a quick link to latest /brit/ which i use every day

>>71642304
ayo hol' up so you be sayin' that you is the haitANO?

>>71642297
>>tfw white and want socialism
t. weak slug

>>71642307
>which i use every day

runt

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*pours my drink out*

>>71642313
ah yes hitler was a weak slug

you're just a delusional prairienigger that thinks harper dindunuffin

>>71642292
clinically diagnosed with depression

>>71642324
>ah yes hitler was a weak slug
he was
he was a pathetic wiry little man

>>71642318
I laughed for 5 minutes straight when I first saw this

is ribena just a schizo?

>>71642337
nah

does el haitANO ever post any more, haven't seen him dump his images in a while

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William I usually known as William the Conqueror and sometimes William the Bastard, was the first Norman King of England.

Norsemen first began raiding in what became Normandy in the late 8th century. Normandy may have been used as a base for attacks on England.

In an effort to improve matters, King Æthelred the Unready took Emma of Normandy, sister of William's uncle Duke Richard II, as his second wife in 1002.

William's claim to the English throne derived from his familial relationship with the childless Anglo-Saxon King Edward the Confessor.

The impact on England of William's conquest was profound; changes in the Church, aristocracy, culture, and language of the country have persisted into modern times.

Another consequence of William's invasion was the sundering of the formerly close ties between England and Scandinavia.

The Conquest brought the kingdom into closer contact with the European continent, which persist to this day.

How abrupt and far-reaching were the changes is still a matter of debate among historians.


His invasion has been described as a plan that no ruler but a viking would have considered.

>>71642333
you are a moron

he didnt need to use his body to become leader of germany and come close to conquering the world

>>71642336
took me a minute to notice it, all i could see was his forehead at first

>>71642312
the haitiano was a sweden flag who spammed scat porn and "kill yourselves fucking scumbags" in /lat/
t. PhD /int/ history
>>71642307
still yet to know the so called thailad
>he programmed a quick link to latest /brit/ which i use every day
whats this

>>71642337
just an attention whore

>>71642369
thailad.zz.mu/brit

>>71642352
he did neither
he was a slave to the industrial magnates and only served to kill millions of Germans in a futile war.

>>71642369
>t. PhD /int/ history
obviously not if you don't even know who fucking thailad is
fuck off

>>71642369
>and "kill yourselves fucking scumbags"
hmmmmmmmm very interesting
*strokes chin*

>>71642381
know who he is, have yet to really know him
fuck off yank

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>>71642274
beto is a fat mexican shitskin communist

>>71642313
maybe, but in a collective, i'll win

The best fast food sandwich is the triple baconator from Wendy's

really wish beto was here as opposed to the pissy yank colony

digimon is upset now...

>>71642376
sounds like virus shan't click

>>71642403
the strong must be protected from the weak
multiculturalism keeps the weak divided and chaotic so the strong can prosper

the ethiopian is in the top tier as well> >71642230

>>71642380
>>he was a slave to the industrial magnates
>implying krupp did anything wrong

shop in most recent episode of bobs burgers:
you can't handle the tooth dental extraction

>>71642401
wrong. beto is a mexican intellectual and radical centrist

>>71642230
Fucking hell lad, Thailad is the most cringe poster here. Is it me or has he never said or done anything funny? If he has I missed that thread I guess

>>71642423
t. Dave Thomas

>>71642423
Thanks lad. I strive to make on the highest quality shitposts

http://thailad.zz.mu/faq

>why yes i did feel the need to write an faq regarding my internet persona

>go for a piss
>it's difficult to initiate a stream
>don't feel empty once it's stopped
>still have the urge for a piss for 20 minutes until I have a smaller piss

hmmmmm

ended up doing the click thanks aussie

>>71642433
Excellent post

>get out of bed to piss
>Willy unfurls strangely and pisses all over my foot
Ah yes

>>71642456
Sorry to break it to you lad, but you've got an enlarged prostate

Get checked by a doctor immediately, not memeing you

going for a piss naked teehee hope no one sees :x

>>71642478
I was thinking that

nobody will ever love me

Gonna snap some pics today while I walk to the gym.

i always strip naked to do poos unless i'm in a public bathroom t b h

>>71642420
*overthrows you*

>>71642482
saw you

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soldier of fortune
he's a man of war
just can't remember
what he's fighting for.

>>71642426
john oliver's in it as well

>>71642517
>tfw no timbits

I poo standing up

>>71642502
bit gay

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???

gonna do the ol squatting poo

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>when you realise AnCap is the true path

i would be supportive of social spending if my nation was more white than it is

don't like the idea of my tax dollars going to prop up jamal and juan desu

unironically believe in Jesus, lads

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What does /brit/ think of pipe smoking?

> hurr cancer
Smoking does increase risk of cancer, but pipe smoke is not inhaled into the lungs, you sip it (like a beverage from a straw) into the mouth, and perhaps the back of the throat. Which is why pipe smoking is associated with higher risk of oral and esaphagol cancer, and not lung cancer.

Many pipe smokers argue that the calm and immense pleasure the hobby brings arguably makes it more beneficial than the damage the smoke does to those areas.

It's really not addictive either, having used addictive tobacco products. You'd have to have numerous bowls a day to get addicted to a pipe.

Buddhism is the Future for America.

>>71642583
mouth cancer

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Gram of shrooms down the gullet

>>71642575
1/2 tax dollars goes to the Pentagon

>>71642583
fedora for your mouth

>>71642583
it's fedora as fuck and you know that but if dont care then just smoke your pipe but stop banging on about it all the time

I've said it before..I'll say it again..Reason I am fat is dominoes pizza. I will go through a large double pepperoni, bacon, double cheese pizza with ranch and a side of cheesy bread like a snack. I'll admit it I'm obese, 339lbs. It's largely the fault of society. I admit that it is partially my fault because I can't stop eating but I would say it is 80% the fault of society. Society made me this way. I was abused heavily as a child and sexually too. My parents were horrible and my brother sadistic. I had difficulty opening up to people all the time and still do. By the time I was 18 I was only 5'6, and 127lbs, balding, and with a dick slightly longer than 4 inches and not much better girth. But I mean I was not fat at the time, people said I had a nice face/funny personality and my hair was only beginning to recede. I managed to meet a girl. We were together for 3 years and it took me 2.5 years to open up to her fully. Then I caught her cheating and she ripped me apart. She used my past against me and made me feel horrible and she would demean me behind my back sexually to her friends. And then whenever I tried to meet other women they wouldn't even give me second thought because all they could see was a disgusting short, bald emotionally broken wreck. So no, I don't fucking care if I am obese you fucking faggots. SOCIETY MADE ME LIKE THIS. And all the fucking ADVERTISING of muscular attractive tall men in movies and commercials reinforces what is fucking almost unattainable for most because they don't have perfect genetics. So now I eat tons of food because it is the only thing that makes me feel ok and I like to drink a lot of gin/vodka and when I can get it I take oxycotin, and vicodin. I hate this world i ate this world i fucking HATE THIS WORLD and I fucking HATE women and I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU JUDGE ME FUCK ALL OF YOU

>>51248783
alri luigi wheres mario

>>71642583
IT ONLY POISONS THIS ONE AREA
Howling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be_W5GtrqZ0

>tfw no korean christian gf

Dung Shitter Ornshart and Exepoosharter Poough

>hey they're taking our lemons, we can't spare a single one!

*throws lemons at them*

wish i could stop disliking people

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>>71642604
no it doesn't

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>>71642583
>Many pipe smokers argue that the calm and immense pleasure the hobby brings arguably makes it more beneficial than the damage the smoke does to those areas.
>

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5w6v8h/fitizen_is_underweight/

dumb spic doesn't know how to fedorapost

>>71642661
Oh I read that in the Times

green letters

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>dumb spic doesn't know how to fedorapost

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I read Moby-Dick about two years ago on my own time, and the book left a powerful imprint on my mind. Now, I'm in a class that requires me to read it, so I'm reading it again. When I read "Loomings," and then "Call me Ishmael" again, I burst into tears. I felt like I was home, like I was back where I belonged.

>>71642499
is this an actual ethiopa poster or a proxy?

>>71642680
>reading fake news

don't do this

>>51248763
i made this post haha good times

>>71642709
I'm legit

The Simpsons is literally the greatest show ever

>>71642709
a proxy obvs

if an ethiopian went near a barbell he'd crumble into dust
they're a very frail people built for distance running
literally just lungs and a set of twig legs

>>71642748
its a colonial oppressor

>r/4chan

ew

>>71642734
true what business brings you to ethiopia? anecdotes comparisons and photos would be appreciated as africa is interesting
>>71642748
shhh

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>St. Peter : Gatekeeper of heaven
>Martian Luther (known heretic and rabble rouser) : roasting in the deepest pits of hell.

hate sunday trading laws lads to be honest

>>71642796
this

>>71642709
We had an intelligent Namibialad years back. Everyone thought he was bretty special. Turned out after a few weeks he was a German lad exploring the desert. Still special but no stereotypes were challenged.

>>71642820
>Namibialad years back

Didn't this guy claim to be a native white Namibian?

https://youtu.be/eWDLCTBwyn8

>>71642796

god bless the pope

had a dream about a snail crawling along the edge of a strait razor lads

>>71642823
Not the one I recall. He was a German explorer. This is waay back mind.. Before /brit/ and generals

the pope is changing the catholic church's teaching on divorce and remarriage

how can something that is considered to be a divine institution if its previous infallible teachings can be changed just because a senile argentinian marxist says so

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>>71642779
I work in real estate development. I don't have a ton of pics atm, just never thought to snap any, but will now. Here's a pic of my neighborhood.

>>71642849
Are you an expat?

>>71642849
post ethiopian qts

>>>/r9k/34616866
very interesting
the 2 hampshire nonces who used to shit this thread up in 2015 went on to become britfeel personalities and ended up bumming each other irl, now they dont speak

>>71642859
Technically, but not white.

>>71642846
The Catholic Church is the biggest meme in history.

There are Pope's who fucked prostitutes in the Vatican and had illegitimate sons with them

The Catholic Church is nothing if not carnal and earthly.

>>71642846
God Wills it, you're just too dumb to understand

>>71642849
true, that's rpetty out there lol

what's the availability and variety of houshold goods and groceries like over there? do you receive unsual treatment due to being a white person in fucken ethiopia? does ethiopia have like a middle and upper class?

>>71642849
Doxxed

>>71642860
I'll get some creep shots today

I am a virgin

>>71642883
I'm black m8.

And everything's available at a price. But I'm currently in the process of ordering a motorbike from dubai since for some things no domestic market exists

choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6QuKGjyYFk

*listens to Comfortably Numb extremely loudly while lying on a waterbed*

>>71642903
ethiopian originally? tech, where did you live/get educated prior to your african adventure? cool as to meet you anyway man my names james how you doing

>>71642903
Where are you from? Are you one of those richfag descendants of King Wewuz or some black-arab? Every middle class to rich African I've known of has been from arabicized Africa.

>>71642849
are you in Addis Abba?
I've heard its the most developed place in Africa.
is it nice there?
opinions on the Ethiopian monarchy?

>>71642846
The Pope is a figurehead and can't make decisions on his own. Fuck tonne of cardinals and all other spoopy lads have to decide what's acceptable within canon law and stuff.
I mean, they're not using charitable donations to build mosques yet? No Lesbian Swedish bishops yet.

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would you say their meetup was more embarrassing than ours
i think so, just because ours was a pub night gone spectacularly wrong and theirs was just them doing coke and sucking each other off
thoughts?

>>71642910
i can't help but read your posts in a spic accent, cracks me up sometimes

the pope has said nothing that is against Catholic doctrine and 90% of the /pol/ shit about him is either lies or exaggerations.

>>71642883
Ethiopia has extree wealth and poverty. For example, My small business revenue is, monthly, 70 times the annual wage of a well paid engineer

>looking up a images of a random city
>can't find any clear images from overhead or any intelligible skyline
>sometimes cannot find a single image of large cities in africa

this is how you know the place is a shithole

>>71642929
Christ this whole young adult clubbing/drug taking subculture sounds gas worthy

>>71642918
>>71642922
N.Y. born and raised, went to college in Mass. And I'm not a kang.

>>71642930
if I read at my own posts out loud I'd probably laugh at my own accent

>>71642945
Maybe. Or maybe it's institutional racism meaning google just don't care about African cities

>>71642929
say what you will but that's far wilder than you'd imagine them being able to get up to, and a commendable effort from all involved

I fucking hate her. We've been together for 2 years and yeah she's cool she won't cheat on me or leave me, she's pretty redpilled too

But she doesn't take care of her appearence, she will go to the bars with me with an oversized weeaboo tshirt and it looks like shit. I'm pretty good looking and she doesn't fucking care. I recently got muh dik sucked for the first time since we started dating because I was obviously checking out other girls in front of her at the bar. We were supposed to go out tonight and she doesn't even put makeup on, every other girl at the bar looks hot and wears makeup, guess my bitch is incapable

A hot vapid whore is better than a conservative autistic moron woman, i'm pissed.

>>71642923
Yeah, Addis. It's improving rapidly, but still a shanty when compared to even Eastern European capitol cities.

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>>71642849
I'm Somali myself.

Going to Addis Ababa was the first time I left Canada.

Was impressed that in Canada my father was a lowly taxi-cab driver, but over there we stayed in a fancy hotel in a gated community.

BTW, after the civilwar and the capital became a battleground, most Somali refugees moved to Ethiopia and Kenya (where there were already a large indigenous Somali community), and a lot struck out for the metropoles; Addis Abeba and Nairobi, where there were already Somali communities. A handful moved to the West (North America, the UK, Europe, Australia), even less moved to the Gulf Arab countries, and South Africa (where Somalis have been hilariously a target of abuse, for their relative success to township blacks).

>>71642990
yh must have taken bollocks

>>71642929
so the autists are bigger legends than the pseudo norms here?

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>>71643004
>I'm Somali myself.

>>71642926
>The Pope is a figurehead and can't make decisions on his own.

wrong

there is a place for the cardinals but the pope doesn't have to listen, the number one principle of canon law is that 'the first see can be judged by no man.' he's sent all the dissenting cardinals away to places like guam anyway.

>>71642941
the pope has said and taught many things againt catholic doctrine, he does it nearly every day, and i'm not talking about /pol/ shit about refugees, listen to his homilies.

compare and contrast post and pre vatican ii teachings, there is no hermeneutic of continuity they're just making it up as they go along.

amoris laetitia blatantly violates jpii's encyclical on marriage and the pope is openly promoting the idea that adulterers are not in mortal sin and thus can recieve holy communion and has told lutherans they are welcome to recieve communion, this is against catholic doctrine as well.

any catholic who knows basic doctrine and is paying attention can see this, any catholic with their eyes totally open will see what a fraud the religion is, they've been doing this forever. purgatory, the immaculate conception, papal infallibility, the mass as a propitiatory sacrifice, confessional booths, they are all innovations.

>>71643015
doing lines of coke off a bin after getting thrown out of a pub for threatening to rape the barmaid is not legend material unless your name is super hans

>>71643004
Why do you eat bananas and rice

>>71643004
Pleased to meet you, my man. Somalis and Ethiopians have a lot in common. I just hate how easily influenced they are by radical Islamic states in the gulf

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>>71642417
it's perfectly safe pal

>>71643034
t. corrigan

the robots sound like a right laugh

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holy fuck if there are somalians crossing the border now in the winter imagine what it will be like in the summer

>>71643032
I've actually read the work he's put out like Laudato si' and realise he's not some Marxist madman.
honestly non-Catholic need to calm the fuck down.

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hmm

really inteddasting this black yank guy but I don't know what to ask xx
>>71643038
ended up doin the click thanks mi pana

>>71642417
thailad.zz.mu/brit/ redirects to the latest thread with /brit/ in the subject
ingenious little piece of engineering which ive bookmarked for frequent usage and hes not yet directed a drone strike on my house so im confident theres no botnet involved

>>71643038
>>71642417
reminder that thailads website isn't safe
do not use it, thailad constantly shills it using various proxies

>>71643053
Why are they crossing the border anyways?

>>71643053
[New World Order orchestra intensifies]

>>71643053
Get ready

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0

>>71643056
have you not been following the shitshow around amoris laetitia then?

>>71643087
Trump's gonna put them in concentration camps and gas them with Zyklon B if they don't.

>>71643101
imagine actually risking your life, and your families lives in the inhospitable prairies because you think you might have a better chance of cashing a benefits cheque in canada

>>71643032
>wrong
Afraid right. Papal infallibility is one thing but with an institution as massively global as the Roman church the lad doesn't get to wake up one day and decide red is blue. Don't be silly.

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u mad wite bois??

she was there at work today but we didn't even make eye contact

>>71643117
He's also Monarch of Vatican City, meaning he has privileges Cardinals don't. Including immunity to foreign prosecution.

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>>71643061
>I'm not a bot
t. bot

also looks like she has small nipples and small areola, not fun
>>71643084
I already have it bookmared now..
may be getting datamined atm

>>71643061
That's it. time for a wank

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AND DOCTOR CAN YOU TELL ME WHY I STILL CAN'T GET TO SLEEP?
AND WHY NIGHT TIME IS JUST A JUNGLE DARK AND BARKING M16

Gentlemen, how do we fix the labour party?

>>71643038
good work opening those tabs deliberately

I find Christian pop singers so fucking hot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lHptBGS_tAo

>>71643117
Pope Francis is teaching through the promulgation of his encyclical 'Amoris Laetitia', and his approval of the Argentinian synod of Bishop's implementation of the document, that those in what are considered adulterous relationships (divorced and civilly remarried) are not in a state of mortal sin and are eligible to receive holy communion if they feel at ease with their conscience and are under no obligation to cease committing adultery. This is in complete contrast to previous teaching.

>>71643095
going to blast this like reggaetton

>>71643147
This meme has already been done earlier and better ya unoriginal trollop

not the theologist faggot again

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>>71643172
become a Buddhist then you proddy fuck

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>>71643036
Islam is a brainslug. The truth is, Muslims have a very black and white view of the world, and that is there are two types of people; the faithful and the damned. And being a pious Muslim is a full-time job.

The afterlife is the only end game. Set aside carnal prusuits and study the book of God and devote yourself to it all your days and all your nights.

I think Islam is a massive contributing factor to poverty and societal dysfunction.
>>71643035
Why don't you?

Anyway, my point really was that the Somali diaspora isn't attracted to Sweden or the west in particular. The largest city had bullets and bombs flying through the streets, and the countryside was a mess with warlords, so a considerable amount of people went "fuck this", and went to border towns, refugees camps, or Addis Abeba and Nairobi. Both Addis Abeba and Nairobi have quite large Somali quarters, though in Kenya Somalis have accrued an especially bad reputation, mostly due to blowing up shopping malls and disrupting any and all good things with bombs and guns.

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True beauty is something that attacks, overpowers, robs, and finally destroys

>newtonians

>>71643206
Somali success in Ethiopia has a lot to do with the long legacy of Muslim minority here. They've been welcome here since the time of Mohammed

Christianity is a brainslug. The truth is, Christians have a very black and white view of the world, and that is there are two types of people; the faithful and the damned. And being a pious Christian is a full-time job.

The afterlife is the only end game. Set aside carnal prusuits and study the book of God and devote yourself to it all your days and all your nights.

I think Christianity is a massive contributing factor to poverty and societal dysfunction.

switched the atomiser in the old vape lads
crazy how much more you get out of it

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>>71643215
can we post cool samurai drawings?

>>71643172
So what does a faith do to evolve? Be shoe on head retarded like fundie Yank Leviticus spewing snake charmers or, at the other end of the spectrum complete diluted sell outs like Anglicans with gay and dyke priests preaching everything is alright really don't worry... God still likes you and posts on tumblr too.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise :)

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>>71643251
warrior culture is absolutely dead in the west.
we despise heroes.

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>>71643266
post more

Buddhism is literally the redpill

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>>71643319

>>71643202
Not a protestant, don't know what I am

>>71643256
The evolution of doctrine doesn't work with the ecclesiastical structure of the Catholic Church, the idea that doctrine can evolve is called modernism and is a heresy condemned by Pope Pius X in Pascendi Domini as well as the Syllabus of Errors. But they change things anyway. The teaching used to be all Jews, heretics, pagans, and schismatics went to hell no matter what, now the church basically teaches that anyone can go to heaven if they follow their conscience (that's a simplification but that's what it essentially boils down to). Something so fundamental shouldn't be able to change if the Church was correct before. It's a catch 22, one of the main contradictions I can't work out.

>>71643231
Yup. Harer was once considered a "fourth holy city". The Islam of the Horn of Africa is one of the oldest, hence why Somalia is 99% Muslim.

My parents have told me stories about magicians and non-believers being caste out of the land, and almost all of the midgaan (servant) tribes are ascribed non-Islamic backgrounds.

I've been to Kuwait, where a certain branch of my mother's family lives, and there there isn't a massive stigma against Somalis, neither do Somalis develop ghetto culture characteristics, like in Christian countries. When Somalis are among other Muslims, it's like they're amongst equals, and all the outcast and criminal tendencies you see in Kenya and the West don't develop.

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*BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP**