/brit/

FUCK brits

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feet

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>>71639963

do Muslim girls like white men?

great edition

>>71639998
yes

what was the event that redpilled you lads?

for me it was when muslims were chimping out over that innocence of muslims thing

also when trayvon martin got shot for being a thieving nigger and the media made it about race

>>71639984
buy me dinner first haha!!

My PC's been crashing constantly today. Might just go full /phoneposter/

>>71639963
whats even the point of the hijab if you wear a short skirt?

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Kurdistan edition

>>71639998
muslim women are DESPERATE for the BWC

>>71639963
I like this new thread

Oh wait, there's a yank

Swerve it lads

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>>71640026
>Western supported ethnic separatists

>>71640020
Excellent post

>>71639998
all women like white men except for white women

>>71640014
you sound really stupid

>>71640026
Solidarity with Rojava

>>71640039
Excellent post

>>71640030
really?

>>71640014
Going to Toronto as a kid and seeing all the coloured people.

Been alt right ever since

>>71640026
literal communists

Who /ps4poster/ here?

>>71640046
rasheed

got b& for gayposting and feetposting on /brit/ over 10 times in total
think Janny is a bit of a sexually repressed bigot desu

>>71640014
>redpilled

buenos dias reddit

/tabletposter/ here

>>71639998
all girls of all ethnic groups like white men unless youre a literal ogre
reckon even most african girls wont resist a decent looking white male

/r/socialism here

>>71640014
seeing people bitch about whites on twitter

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>>71640036
>SAA
Utter spastic

>>71640052
Top lad

>>71640073
I'm fine with that

who here /gameboy micro poster/ here

>>71640061
we went on a school trip to Bolton once and we played a game called "spot the white person" on the bus, i think that was the moment i got redpilled
the teachers thought it was funny

top o' the marnin' to you laddies

>>71640100
>Utter spastic
keep supporting your USA/Israeli backed pets.

Turns out researchers have proven Islamophobes are really just supressing their inner Muslim.

Rorkes violently lash out at them because they're afraid of their true selves...

>>71640014
>also when trayvon martin got shot for being a thieving nigger and the media made it about race
he didnt steal anything the night he was murdered

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the gf

>>71640118
The US and Israel are opposed to a Kurdish state.

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>>71640128
hmmmm

no

>>71640100
>>SAA
>Utter spastic
get a hold of Rasheed "moderate" al-jihadi here

Been sniffin VX all night lads

AMA

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Bit itchy

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where do i buy one of these?

>>71640112
Have ye kissed the blarney stone?

>>71640149
wtf are those

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>>71640153

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>>71640143
>Rasheed "moderate" al-jihadi
What are you even on about?

>>71640151
can tell by her hair and eyebrows she's a cunt

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>>71640151
you gotta hit the club and play the numbers game bro

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rip my lil nigga trayvon
*pours out a 40 for my homie*

unironically got rick rolled

>>71640149
there's no way to avoid getting sick as fuck after that happens is there

>>71640170
if you dislike the SAA, you are jihadist, simple as that

>>71640175
t.bully victim

have i missed the real communism hours?

>>71640175
bleached hair and dark eyes brows are GOAT desu
tell 'em caralad

>>71640151
she looks a lot like her mum

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getting my score lads

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>>71640179
>bottom right will never destroy your arsehole

just ironically rick rolled someone

>>71640175
>her

>>71640130
he probably would've done if zimmy hadn't noticed him

>>71640192
>>71640195
he's actually right, wanted to post that myself

she looks like a rude prick

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I'm a url B A D M A N with no empathy

>>71639998
they find them attractive but they don't want to date white guys really badly or anything like that

>>71640138
>US and Israel are opposed to a Kurdish state.
>Israel
>implying

>>71640209
link?

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>>71640188
Well, I'm gonna need some source on that beside your own feelings, bud.

dude i forgot my fanny pack at the dmv

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I am 100% American. Never set foot in the UK in my life

>>71640235
https://www.arealme.com/american-english-test/en/

breads too moist for soup dipping but cba to make toast lads

>>71640226
Ur mam luvz mu rood prik

>>71640151
is that that one girl from that one show?

Leftist parties have gone from being the party of the working man to the party of the cuckold.

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>>71640226
It's Emma Robertson, she seems alright

>>71640192
how do you work that out?

Gordon Ramsay played for the Glasgow Rangers.
And your thoughts?

Hmmmm... contemplating whether I should play EUIV and /brit/post at the same time... or if I should just commit to the game... hmmm... it is a tricky one...

>>71640256
Fall of the Soviet Union was a mistake.

>>71640163
oi, you forgot to include australia in that image

we're the main driving force of canadian persecution on 4chan and we don't even get representation?

don't get the "umm racist and sexist much" construction
i thought that phrase was used with verbs like "do you do that thing very often? because you're bad at it" e.g. "ummm drive much?"

You let women into universities and the first thing they do is theorize how to control men (feminism)
interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7yLXyPt_IY

BRRAAAPP BRAAAPP BLUD WHITEY KEEPING US DOWN PENG TING

>>71640276
it's too late for an euiv game

>>71640291

>>71640278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLhlSiCk0ME

>>71640193
they've never been really tried yet

>>71640223
he was a boy, at beast he deserved a good beating for acting like a nigger

youre an edgy loser for thinking he should die because hes black

>>71640262
Your sis used to give you shit and you're taking it out on are em

Very good
You are American, but have been living in the UK for some time. You go to the loo, even though you know no true American would ever say that - and you don't care. Be careful, it looks like you may be soon be assimilated!

>>71640288
straight from london

>>71640280
no fuck off

>80 posts in 15 minutes
>at half four in the morning

>>71640294
nice

Colony is a really good show

>>71640300
he was a thug, are zimmy was using self defence

>>71640302
nope, nice attempt shlomo

Yoga 710 lad?

unironically had to go to the a&e to get stitches because i cut my arm open with a knife once
my left arm is like 90% scar tissue as this point, it isn't very visually appealing to be brutally honest

>>71640316
theres over a post on /int/ for every person in the UK

>>71640335
Stop cutting yourself lad

>>71640287
a lot of feminists are jewish
jews like to control people
feminism is about controlling men
coincidence?

According to Jeremy Corbyn the Queen is an Arsenal fan.

>feminism is about controlling men
good lord

got a severe heart problem

Everyone loved my pint glass at the party lads

feminism isnt about controlling men you fucking spade

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Feminists_by_religion

really makes you think

got a severe brain problem

doing a read >>71633148

do you think the Queen poos?

Why do people think Corbyn will never win?

They said the same thing about Rachel Notley, Justin Trudeau, Brexit, and Donald Trump.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpn9xPADAss

what a fucking moron

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>>71640376
>>71640368

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devaki_Jain

nice

Look at what's happening. I mean, just take a look at what's going on. It's going to hell, and we have to stop it. And it's something I'm going to move very strongly on. Because we have to. It's a total disaster. Just look at what's going on. And people agree with me, by the way.

>>71640399
its a character

you're the moron

wish i had a sister who i could've done sex stuff with growing up

Don't believe anything Jews say.

>>71640395
everyone knew Truedough would win, you had to be retarded to think the Prodigal Prince wouldn't get massive support from baby boomers and idealistic mongs who had gone through the Liberal propaganda centres

>>71640428
>I-I-failed my GCSE's t-twice b-but it's just a c-character!

>>71640418
aha he fucked it there didn't he
now that the mocks are over who dyou reckon will actually take the whitehouse?

reminder that drinking alcohol and christianity are both jewish inventions to tame the goy

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I will personally execute every leftist in honourable combat

>>71640444
Pollsters and pundits were saying it was a tossup even on the day of the election

>>71640440
agreed

can't believe it's 2017 and people are still slaves to the gynaecoid jew

why are canadians such leftists?

>>71640399
joey essex is a qt desu
i want to suck his willy and tell her interesting geography and political facts

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>will personally execute every leftist in honourable combat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou_XUHgnNNI

wew

>>71640459
even animals drink alcohol but I've never known a Jew who could handle it.
they want us to be like Muslims, completely stressed and bottled up never drinking ever.

>>71640450
you don't amass a net worth of 6million pounds by being a retard

>>71640470
Fake news

>>71640466
are you that one extremely pathetic jew or the fucking machines one?

>>71640470
Canada is a social democracy and your country is an oligarchical republic

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>>71640483

>>71640470
Canadian left isn't the same as yankinese left
though we've been infected by your cancerous shit recently

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>>71640483
I don't know, one man managed to get over a billion

>>71640500
are you trying to say trump is a retard? because he most certainly isn't

>>71640509
the canadian left is further left than the american left. same with europe

>>71640494
former im afraid
the fucking machines lad doesn't lost here much, also he's the sp janny

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>>71640483
all you need to be is attractive

>>71640518
he is

>>71639963
She's hot.

>>71640518
Trump definitely has an IQ in single digits

just wanted to share my favorite website with the lads

www.reddit.com

>>71640572
what's it all about? i've never heard of it before

>>71640572
virus do not click

You don't understand worker! If you don't defend my private property rights YOU ARE THE FASCIST!

>>71640526
maybe if you only think of politics as a linear thing.
they may be more "socialist" but other policies are different.

Yank lef is decidedly capitalist while ours is softer on the whole thing, but you never hear the same sort of rhetoric out of Canadian politicians outright condemning white people or using them as a scapegoat. instead they push this idea where we need to "all get along and work together" its a more positive spin on the whole thing

drumpf? why, i am far more intelligent than he. in fact, i would wager i am more intelligent than the majority of world leaders, politicians, and other assorted buffons. if i were in charge, we would be living in a utopia within the week!

if only such petty things weren't beneath me...fufufu

>>71640584
basically funny people post funny things and if you post a funny thing you get an upvote and that increases your reddit karma

if trumps such a retard then how does he have so much power money and influence?

>>71640591
canadian left is between communism and socialism, leaning towards communism

>>71640328
Zim was the one who started it.

if trump is such a retard why aren't you a billionaire president yet?

>>71640609
you don't know what you're talking about
there are no communist leaning politicians of any relevance here
meanwhile bernie sanders was openly communist.

>>71640607
he only acts retarded so he's relatable to normies

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>>71640602
that sounds geat
where do i sign up, my good sir?

>>71640629
*sits my fat arse on your face while you're talking so no one can hear you*

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>>71640626
to lazy

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>>71640470
Canada is the most educated country on the planet

>>71640607
His dad was rich.

>>71640629
yank society is just so divided lol
same as here desu, brexit tards making a mess

>>71640626
typical y*nk ignorance
my intellect has surpassed the need for such materalistic things as money

in fact you might even say....that my third eye.....is WIDE OPEN

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>>71640626
>>71640607
.

>>71640634
exactly

only a fool would take him completely at face value

>>71640609
what the fuck am i reading lol

>>71640655
WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN

what is the best political ideology for a working class, straight, white man?

all trayvon had to do was not be a massive nigger and he would've been fine

facebook pics with weed and guns and buying watermelon drank and being stupid enough to randomly attack someone can you get anymore stereotypical?

he deserved it

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america is only conservative because of materialistic boomers and evangelicals in the south

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>>71640609
>this is how far to the right the US political spectrum is

>>71640540
What did Israelis think of that Don't Mess With the Zohan film ?

going to bed lads
i don't think i've ever seen /brit/ stay this active until so late before

>>71640674
c o m m u n i s m

>>71640659
Please note: a SMALL loan of a million dollars

>>71640674
mine

>>71640678
Gettysburg?

Maybe the millions of people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN should have their own rally. It would be the biggest of them all!

>>71640674
>what is the best political ideology
radical centrist

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Dinner with The Donald.

Stop slutshaming women

>>71640653
I don't like that, its too chaotic and you need to watch what you say, very stressful.
If I tell people I voted Tory or Liberal here no one gets angry because politics is not as personal.

in recent years because of the internet its gotten worse. I hate people that make their entire life political

wtf can't believe I left /r/the_donald for even a minute to talk to these lefty cucks

communism is anti white at its core

Do Nige and Milo even spend time in Britian anymore? Some 'nationalists' hey

>>71640718
how about women stop virgin shaming men?

Only old fags remember (You) being replaced with ...

Drumpf? no! i would never vote for such a scoundrel! even though such things are beaneath me, i voted for my felleow intelelctual, bernie sanders

>>71640703
>Please note: a SMALL loan of a million dollars

and part of his father's business
and a huge inheritance

benny simders

>>71640752
that lasted for about 2 days

>>71640697
pretty sure communists hate white people

>>71640691
mostly liked it
don't usually find sandler funny but i found it decent

>>71640754
hmm
a hatless hatpost

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>>71640674
Buddhist Anarchism with a strong Emperor at the centre of society.

>>71640770
barney sandals

training to be a navy seal, lads

reckon the nsa and fsb are having a right laugh deciding who the next russian president's going to be

new favourite meme: "reddit spacing"

An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud.

>>71640800
don't really understand it 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AU_Rb6z1wU

holy shit at the autism at 3:30

>>71640135

would drag my bollocks though glass to shove her in that water desu

>>71640801
why would he scarequote his own source

reckon the nsa and mi6 get a good laugh out of /brit/ threads

“We build too many walls and not enough bridges.” - Isaac Newton

>>71640751
oh shit

>>71640806
imagine watching infowars to try and feel superior to people

"Never build walls. Only bridges." -Jesus

An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Stalin did nothing wrong

furst of all, to all you little nazi bigots out there, i'd just like to saty.....FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE ;)
second of all... DRUMPF IS NOT MY PRESETNDENT!!! ;))
third of all... I'M WITH HER!!
FEE FI FO FUM
I SMELL THE BLOOD OF DRUMPFLET SCUM
SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR
DRUMPFKINS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
>mfw drumpf gets impeached
>mfw drumpf will NEVER EVER be president

>redditspacingloliseriouslyhopeyoudon'tdothis

>>71640826
wtf i'm for open borders now

>>71640832
their interviews are usually pretty fucking funny

>>71640781
u r wrong

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>>71640842
>builds a bridge with a gatehouse over my moat

all canadians are for open boarders and giving boys whose parents think they are girls tons of estrogen

*checks time*
oh wowzerinos, i should really hit the hay

First off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim

We should have gotten more of the oil in Syria, and we should have gotten more of the oil in Iraq. Dumb leaders.

>>71640871
Enlighten me

I see communists talk about destroying whiteness all the time

>>71640909
Syria doesn't even have oil

Yukio Mishima is my hero
my dream is to kill myself after an attempted coup d'etat, standing on the balcony of Parliament with my guts spilling out

first off fuck malik hes a fraud a fake

Traps aren't gay - Cicero

>>71640787
>>71640929
hello redddit

Anything other than Social Democracy with strict border control is the wrong answer desu.

Only problem with Europe is the progressive faggotry ruining the whole thing for everyone.

Look, I said a very long time ago: take the oil. We should have taken the oil when we got there. What did we leave with? Nothing. That's why I said before we got in there let's take the oil. We spent $4 trillion in the middle east, and nobody took the oil. Our leaders are stupid. It's a total mess.

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>racemixing is go-

>>71640909
this
we should invade Saudi Arabia and Iran and take their oil too instead of buying it at exorbitant prices

Anglos are literally entitled to other countries resources since we're the only countries that put them to good use, like using them to fuel our over-funded militaries to bomb third worlders

>>71640911
its stupid to judge people based on their race rather than their actions. communism judges people based on class rather than race.

>I see communists talk about destroying whiteness all the time
i doubt it senpai. sometimes i post "fuck white people" but only to get (you)'s lol

>>71640929
>Yukio Mishima
>1.55m tall (5'1 in non-gay units of measurment)
WHOOPIN' AND HOLLERIN'

>literally hundreds of millions of people live in the desert and import all their food and use horrific amounts of energy to make saltwater drinkable because theres no fucking water anywhere
ah yes... urban development in the middle east is a positive thing

only the weak are anti-globalism because they know they already cannot compete, so in a much bigger "market" they will be utterly left behind.

the strong take advantage of the fluidity and chaos to uplift themselves and make the weak their slaves.
I wish to be an agent of colonialism, while you will forever be colonised

doing a read https://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/

the daily mail is feminist lads

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I'm a URL Badman with no empathy

he will not divide us

i look just like that boston bomber kid but no girls want to fuck me

does a guy seriously have to commit mass murder around here to get laid?

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>>71641107
yes

>>71641031
They are just copying meme shit in the west because they think it makes them look good. They could be much more effiecient and sustainable but they take the wastefulness of the west and take to the extreme. They built their new fucking cities using le corbusier planning even though that planning was proved to be disastrous decades ago.

>>71641107
get a haircut
>tfw just got a haircut and everyone is complimenting me/girls all over me

Always wonder how they get the newspapers in all the stores so quickly. Like, I live in a small town in northern Ontario and the corner store carries the British Daily Telegraph as well as the Toronto Sun and the Star but we're like 6 hours away from Toronto. They must have printers all around.

>>71641132
Which hair did you have cut?

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The proto-g f

>>71641146
my balls
now they're smooth and succulent

>>71641147
I would hold the fuck out of her hand.

>>71641147
ah yes, the old 'inder
shan't be installing that

>>71641160
Cover in vasoline and send me a pic.

>>71641147
would love to see her taking a bbc

>>71641168
why
t. works at tinder

>>71641147

Doubt she owns a single history book desu

making fake craigslist ads

>>71641147
>tea
>brunch
>tv

what a unique and interesting woman you've got there

>>71641146
how's the black fanny over there?

>>71641181
i'm an ugly cunt
t. ugly cunt

>>71641199
why?

post them

mandela effect on vaseline anyone?

>>71641235
how do you mean?

>>71641222
to collect personal information

shan't be posting them though

Real talk Hillary didn't become president because girls don't like other girls for some reason

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>>71641222

fuck it's half 5
night lads

wish I had my bike stolen so I could steal it back once I find it on ebay

>>71641257
night senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFxaDoyl-1s

*does a 90s*

ed miliband reminds me of an autist i used to bully at school

>>71641246
>for some reason
its because they're petty cunts
women HATE powerful women, or just women who are of a higher class than they are.

meanwhile Men respect or even revere powerful men.

was gonna sleep in the chinese gfs bed tonight lads but been doing rancid farts all night so pretty glad i didn't

>>71641268
*pushes you to the ground*

so you're a bully huh

>>71641054
The femail

Which one of you is this lads haha

https://manchester.craigslist.co.uk/m4m/5989581871.html

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somebody post the cara version of this

pls

>>71641284
i feel quite guilty over it, but he was annoying twat and deserved it, and i'd probably be tempted to bully him some more if i ever saw him again

>>71641299
I have it

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dont thunk this is what youre looking for but im posting it anyway

gonna need to see some well reasoned arguments with references for all your claims otherwise you're stupid and wrong 2bh lads

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>>71641288
I need to win a bet with someone and get them to read only the femail for a week

>>71641309
I've got an absolutely pathetic "mate" whom gets my bully instincts bubbling whenever he says something really autistic.

>>71641309
*pushes you to the ground as you're getting up*

don't hear any guilt in your voice cunt

>>71641206
NEVER AGAIN!!

>>71641204
Show us your woman mate, because mine seems comfy

>>71641279
Exactly. If Hillary was a man she would have won the white female vote and won the election.

Had nothing to do with Russians or Lord Kek or normos getting redpilled.

>>71641268
>>71641309
*holds you down*

what kind of referencing format do brits use?

>>71641335
so not good then?

reading 午後の曳航 or The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea for you gaijin

>>71641279
>Men respect or even revere powerful men.
t. never read r9k

>>71641379
ho ho

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>>71641310
Post it.

>>71641314
No.

I already have it since i made it.

302 days until christmas lads

>>71641379
hi ho sir

>>71641199
I hate the format of Craigslist, Kijiji is much easier to use.

>Katie Price, 38, took to Twitter on Saturday to announce she's opening her very own beauty salon, despite suffering from thinning hair
reminder that this is the best selling paper in the united kingdom
we're all fucked

>>71641362
Nah mate. Personal hygiene is not a high priority for a lot of people.
Plus the girls are crazy. Expect money and a probe to jealousy. They can throw a punch too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dy44jV8EM

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, (bothered for a rhyme)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, (bothered for a rhyme)b
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:c
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*crashes into thread*
been a LONG day lads

third worst poster is here

>>71641430
you?

all dogs should be killed

>>71641406
I support more notoriety of female baldness because it will promote research for a cure with will also cure Male baldness.

the issue is something that only helps men can never ever be popular so women need to be included as well.

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reminder lads

>>71641410
papuans are almost as ugly as abos, why would you stick your dick in one to begin with?

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>I am looking to host my very own private Miss Wet T Shirt contest. I have had a thing for this since going on a lads holiday to Ibiza a few years back. I have thought about the idea of hosting my own for a while now and have finally decided to post and take the plunge!

>So the idea would be for us to meet, most probably in a hotel and you'd stand in the bath with the shower running, you'd be wearing a tight white t shirt and some bikini bottoms, and you'd dance whilst getting wet. That would be it. Happy for this to be just us 2 or for you to do this with a friend.

>Any age, race etc and this would be paid so if interested get back to me and we can arrange and discuss payment.

>Thanks

>>71641432
(you)

>>71641430
we know it's you beto
>>71641435
and eaten too is that right Mao?

the shitskin yank colony is always aggressive

>>71641401
ho ho

>>71641439
I imagine they look a lot less ugly when you're stuck with them for a while
I mean Aussies sure fucked a lot of abos

>>71641439
I was drunk and they are very very easy.

wearing swimming trunks since i have no other clothes

>>71641435
don't like dogs but when i move out i'll probably get a german shepherd or something to guard the place while i'm out

>>71641461
yea all 50 shitskin yank colonies lol

>>71641437
>something that only helps men can never ever be popular
do you really carry this victim complex everywhere you go?

>>71641482
delete this post mate

>>71641461
only against cunty runt yanks xx

>>71641464
This too. You get desensitized to the ugliness and start to see the cuteness in a couple of them.

>>71641472
highly autistic post

>53yr old M looking to service BBC in Kawartha Area

Is this one of the other leaf's fake posts? You never see niggers around here. Why doesn't he just go to Toronto? Seems fishy...

>>71641496
m8 would you want to rob a house that has a huge fuck off dog barking at you when you get near it?

>>71641488
it was good

>>71641472
unless you're getting the dog from a specific trainer then save your time and money

dogs are fucking dumb animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovIrEoYXvZc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=12&v=LgN-u7-DiTs
dude MEME LMAO

>>71641461
all non-whites are

>>71641502
any wog that loves the outdoors is a friend of mine

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me and my gf

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I'm a reincarnation of Michaelangelo, except in this life I suffer for my sin, rather than my art. And I curse the God that made me, while imbibing of his glorious creation. I create art with my words and my song; the brush fails me for there is no essence of the human form in this form of human.

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very relevant

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Out_(film)

Black/Jewish revenge fantasy

I am seeking a male mid 20s-early 30s and needs a nice place to live. I live in a small cottage-style home south of (details withheld).

Summers are terrific with fishing, boating, campfires, etc. Winters are for cuddling in front of fire and watching movies.

I offer free room and board in exchange for household duties (cooking, cleaning) and intimacy. You will have your own bedroom and bathroom, but it is an expectation that we sleep together 2-3 times per week. That way we both have intimacy and personal time.

I am late 50's white male, single, a professional and very hygienic and intelligent.

What do you have to lose by responding? :)

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would give my left bollock to live in 90s japan

>Puerto is here

im leaving, fuck that

>>71641520
i could kill an alsatian with my bare hands