/brit/

>>71628917
GET HIM JANNY

PEOPLE OF AMERICAN DESCENT PLEASE LEAVE

>>71628785
mind if i save it too mate?

>Take That back in the top 20

god almighty

>>71628958
RARE
A
R
E

Good to have you on board, lad

>>71628917
Get him janny, it's your """"""JOB""""

https://twitter.com/r_kamp0215/status/835583052629880832

Wtf I hate myself for being a straight white working class man now!

adèle exarchopoulos is some dumb annoying vapid bint
want to crack her skull

We should have a sweepstake on the percentage of white britons in London on the 2021 census

White flight is in full swing, It dropped from 60% to 45% between 2001 and 2011

just went to the off license for a can of pop

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Come hither young /brit/ and get ready for story time!

post frogs

>>71629006
Good to be here.

/Brit/ is the only corner of 4chan comfier than winter time /606/

>tfw my friend has blocked me on everything except irl
REEEEEEEEE I DID FUCK ALL
How do I get back at him lads? Nothing bad though

Does American Pie actually expect me to believe these are teenagers?

Proper athletes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sDBd6-SGo4

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>>71629054

>>71629043
25% white British and 42% white total

screencap this post

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>>71629076

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>>71629076
A certain frog representing a certain bunch of lads just off the coast of mainland Europe???

Don't get why yanks care so much about the Oscars.

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>>71629091
Sleep with his ex again.

>>71629102

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>had to write a response to an arthur miller book in 8th grade
>wrote about how the protagonist needed more personal responsibility
>teacher gave me a 60/100
>had to re-write the paper to bend to my teacher's leftist philosophy
>got an 88

>>71629091

what ye do lad

>>71629115

I reckon 38% white british

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>>71629076
sure

let's build up our pepe folders

>>71629004
i certainly do

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>>71629146
we don't

*heems you*

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>tfw 10ft wide and built like a greggs stonehouse

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>>71629149

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Considering dating an Anglo-Indian lads - any experience with these types?

>>71629170
Sent him tons of anime memes cuz he unrionically gets triggered by it

got called a racist in greggs earlier today lads

>>71629043
37% white

>>71629167
>(((arthur miller)))

>>71629194
*calls you a racist*

>>71629208
she looks very oily

need a rolling machine because i have the shakes so bad from my boozing and benzoing, that i lack the dexterity to roll a joint. although when i smoke now i cough up phlegm streaked with blood.

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>>71629198

>>71629208
Slags

>>71629198
you skipped one

pirates ahahaha

>>71629208
they still smell like poo and act like niggers

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Had a wank last night after smoking a fat zoot

Very enjoyable experience, ngl

Anyone that likes Peep Show needs to be battered

>>71629268
no they don't

(((beto))) is here

billing up a spifta

>>71629208
yeah I'm Anglo-Indian
ama

woah woah he is using the n-word

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>>71629252
>>71629254
You're right, I did. Don't seem to have it, but it's just her telling him to fuck off as she doesn't have access to shit.

>>71629268
whoah watch out autism yanks out the runt pen

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tfw 2000 miles long, 37 feet wide and built like a streak of piss

might call up mr skeng

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just got my degree in gender studies

besiege is such a comfy game

made a little plane :3

>>71629298
wats up mexicANO

>>71629285
yes they do. you can take a pooskin out of their country but you can't take the country out of them

have a cousin who emigrated to new zealand
dunno why he did it
he has some sort of pacific islander wife now

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>>71629302

>>71629322
The fuck is this picture trying to tell me?

>>71629272

nothing funny about whites dying in WW2, on either side. WW2 was the beginning of the end for the white race.

who or what is a euronymous


in fact, I don't even want to know. go fuck yourself

virgin walking down to the shop boyos what yas want

>>71629357
funny about whites dying in WW2, on either side. WW2 was the beginning of the end for the white race.

>>71629322
How in God's name is there money in this sort of thing. Who pays for it, where does it come from?

>>71629312
what a meme of a country

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>>71629354
That's the end of story 1. Have this image of some sage advice as a sort-of intermission.

>>71629344
nah

most of them smell of nothing
some smell of perfume
some might smell of turmeric
but that's it

no poo

i don't like to mention this a lot, but i definitely have a country-crush on chile

hi, now post toot

>>71629357

nah, WW1 was

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>>71629369
he took this photo

>>71629369
the lad varg murdered

>>71629322
Good lord

>>71629369
why would you post this?

mong

>>71629023
>hetero-normative

do they want a society where hetrosexuality is abnormal?

beto help us get rid of the digimon

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all those excuses lol

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>>71629357
I a-a-agree Daryl!

leaf faggot

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What is your honest opinion of this man?

>>71629429
Nobody cares about your red whores, Greg

>>71629416
Is that the Lillehammer incident?

>>71629429
>yous

um, sweetie that's not a word

>>71629384

t. jamal o'finnegan

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Story time part 2: Braces negroboo

>>71629416
Fun fact. That used to be my screen saver.

>>71629369
you don't need to know
just keep your head down you insolent little whelp

>>71629480
no it didn't

>>71629416
>euronymous was a good boy he dindu nuffin he was completely sound and didn't want to kill varg

>>71629478
about whites dying in WW2, on either side. WW2 was the beginning of the end for the white race.

>>71629416
swear this black metal lads were mental
dont know what was wrong with them but they really pushed it

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Really like lasers lads

>>71629465

my relative

>>71629465
I really don't know much about him

he had a big empire from spain to germany and was a frank and both germs and frogs claim him and his sword is in a museum somewhere

the nittygritty is lost on me

>people unironically think socialism is better than capitalism

wew

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>>71629479

>>71629531
It'll work one of these days :DDD

>>71629429
People hate most the things they want to be

I believe it was Orwell who said that socialists don't love the poor, they simply hate the rich.

>>71629471
>On 8 April 1991, Dead committed suicide while alone in the house. He was found by Euronymous with slit wrists and a shotgun wound to the head. Before calling the police, he went to a shop and bought a disposable camera with which he photographed the body, after re-arranging some items.[7][8][9] One of these photographs was later used as the cover of a bootleg live album: Dawn of the Black Hearts.[10] Necrobutcher recalls how Euronymous told him of the suicide:
Oystein called me up the next day ... and says, "Dead has done something really cool! He killed himself". I thought, have you lost it? What do you mean cool? He says, "Relax, I have photos of everything". I was in shock and grief. He was just thinking how to exploit it. So I told him, "OK. Don't even fucking call me before you destroy those pictures".[11]

>Euronymous used Dead's suicide to foster Mayhem's 'evil' image and claimed Dead had killed himself because death metal had become 'trendy' and commercialized.[12] In time, rumors spread that Euronymous had made a stew with bits of Dead's brain and had made necklaces with bits of his skull.[13] The band later denied the former rumor, but confirmed that the latter was true

>>71629531
>implying either have ever been implemented properly

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>>71629514
*laser blasts your ballbag*

>>71629526
they still have his throne in aachen, germany

they claim the steps on the throne are from jesus's crucifixion or something

>>71629522
how many generations back?

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>>71629537

>>71629495
Yes it fucking was you stupid piece of shit. You want a fucking punch in the mouth you little cunt? Actually I tell you what, you gimme your telephone number, I'll give you a ring, we'll meet up, and I will fucking slice you open you cocky little twat.

1984 drags on a bit

>>71629471
no
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_%22Dead%22_Ohlin#Self-harm_and_suicide

>>71629426
probably. they're freaks

>>71629561
>simply hate the rich
nothing wrong with that

nazbol is the way forward

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>>71629580

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the snow has melted lads

listening to (the true) mayhem right now

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>>71629416
ah yes, the man "le stop being degenerate guy" murdered

which is the best genetics test?

might do 23andme or ancestry

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>>71629623

>>71629429
>UEA

>>71629650
23andme is more accurate, but ancestrydna has a better cousin matching system

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>>71629429
>couldn't get into oxbridge
>doesn't go to durham or manchester or another russell group uni
>goes to uea

She really is an idiot

>>71629648
Was self defence m9.

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>>71629654

deathcrush goes hard 2bh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ionNHq0xJuQ

>>71629650
The more expensive test from 23andMe gives you more information but they probably put your genome into the NSA database. Ancestry.com has a better privacy policy but who knows if they follow it

>#resistcapitalism is trending on twitter

ah yes just let me tell you how bad capitalism is using my £800 iphone on a billion dollar social media website

>>71629531
there is a mexican trotskyite here who supports drumpf

>>71629429
The fixation these people have with their so-called mental illness is bizarre.

Qualified doctors need to start telling youths that being a lazy bastard is not an illness.

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>>71629720
Resist Capitalism

Embrace Social Nationalism

"excuse the blood" damn what a way to start a suicide note

will there ever be an independent english nation

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>>71629703
And this is the end of story 2. There is an Indian story and an Asian story, but I honestly can't be arsed capping it.

anyone else watch forged in fire?

honestly one of the best shows on telly

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>>71629720
>muh iPhones muhfucka

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>>71629514
me too
this one takes 18650's so it's quite powerful

blocked some weirdo on facebook that kept sending me warped pjw pics

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Hello, island monkeys.

>>71629762
Wow mate please do we were all really enjoying you posting these images!!!

>tfw you will never be a slave girl whose sole purpose is to satisfy your masters sexual needs
no bender

>>71629720
*links you to tweet with 30k RTs about how using an iphone is compatible with resisting capitalism*

>Alyson Hannigan
>so undesirable, even the ugly Jew who just got filmed failing at sex considers her a last resort

wow

>>71629773
>>71629514

Shine these at an aircraft and I'll tenderise your faces

Know a girl who posts a selfie from the same angle every single day on facebook and the same 20 odd girls like it every single day.

How none of them think that's mental is beyond me.

>>71629789
Hello soon to be lake monkeys

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>>71629789
hello my small, foamy friend

>>71629772
>checkaux mateaux
heh

need a laser in my life

>>71629816
wouldn't DREAM of do that
I can see planes land at the local Aerodrome from my window so I made sure that there weren't any planes nearby when I shone mine

>>71629879
aliexpress.com
>>>/g/csg

>Witches unite to cast binding spell on Trump and his followers
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/02/24/witches-unite-cast-binding-spell-trump-followers/

Ah yes based Paganism
truly the only religon for white people

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>>71629791
Course I do mate, just the cheeky single image though ;)

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>>71629772
>I need an iphone as much as I need food, water and a livelihood

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>>71629836
>soon to be lake monkeys
Unlikely

>>71629832
Shut up nerd

>>71629772
>iphones are comparable to food
hmm
I don't think they had to buy iphones or a computer or sign up to twitter

enjoy battlefield 4 more than battlefield 1 lads

skip to 1 minute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=680xwwEs7Lg

>>71629832
>2017
>Facebook
>Being surprised women have small, unformed brains

End it lad, there's no hope for you.

>>71629922
Same desu

found out that i'm really good at speed eating

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>be dutch
>small wave heads my way
>dyke bursts and entire village is swept away

>>71629922
Bad Company 2 > BF3 > BF4

cba playing BF1 because the series has been in decline for years

>>71629897
>not all information on the Internet is correct

wait what

is this a lie?

>>71629813
She ends up pegging him so there's that

>>71629922
same

my favourite maps are the naval strike ones desu and paracel storm

very difficult to get DLC matches now BF1 is out though

always get such high KD's on those, and the attack boats are gr8

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stormy out

Know a lad who posts a meme from the same stale shit every single day on the 'chan and the same 20 odd lads give it (You)s every single day.

How none of them think that's mental is beyond me.

do not watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlmFUL14JnA

after years of listening to them I have come to the conclusion that Blur is in fact shite lads

>>71629773
>>71629514
/brit/'s autism has no limits

>>71629961
agree except I don't because i think 4 is better than 3

bad company 2 was fucking god-tier though

best shooter i've ever played, i remember I also got BF 1943 with it aswell wich was so much fun

Bloody hell lads I'm in a spot of bother. Some of my runt farmers have smuggled out footage of my latest V4 Gipsy Pen™.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=152_1487933515

watching hickok45 again

well jelly of yanks and their guns

>>71629573

42nd great grandfather

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>>71630057
don't post this here they may see it

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Buy Stormzy's album

lads
lads

im going to be nice to you all, all night. I hope you will follow my example and maybe we can have some cordial discussions that don't end in the trading of barbs and insults

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>>71630026
>try not to laugh or grin

On it!

owner of a lonely heart

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>>71630057

>>71630052
Bad Company 2 Vietnam was great too

>IT AIN'T ME

just remembered something HIGHLY embarrassing I did when I was young

excuse me while I pace around the house

>>71630096
>>>/gtag/

>>71630085
hello nigger

>>71630002
me on the yellow line
dark out

>>71630039
I have a few lasers, I have a small collection of multitools and knives, I have spent thousands on my silver and gold coin collection, and I have a fascination with planes and trains

I think I'm one of the most autistic people here

Surprisingly, I have a huge disdain for Anime

>>71630052
>>71630114
Bad Company 2 still has an active playerbase, lads. It's also cheap on Steam.

mmmhhhh yes the substances are numbing the disappointment i feel

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>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos

>>71630114
yeah, only thing was the paper mache helicopters

good jungleshootout experience though

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>>71630057
>you notice him looking older and starting to miss more of his shots

>>71630156
I know, but I only ever played it on console and am too poor to afford a good PC

the extent of my PC gaming abilities is like mountain blade and older total war games

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>95% white in the centre

>>71630156
I played it on PS3

>3 white couples
>1 pale Jew couple

wow this movie is so diverse

>>71630088
fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IJovmgDJPY

>>71630219
It's a 2010 release, you can probably run it on about anything these days.

>but that's ok, coz he's a guy
>he's got a dick, he's a guy

wow

fucking transphobic movie

>end of taboo
>Tom Hardy says WE ARE THE AMERICANS
FOY

challenge: go to /pol/ and bring something back

darkthrone were the norge bm band who went the hardest

Here lads

It's pancake Tuesday this week

>>71630224
I played it on the 360 on release but bought it for the PC a few months ago after not having played it for years. Not that big of a transition.

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>>71629832

all women are deeply insecure narcissists

if you put the typical mental instability of a woman in a mans brain, you would create a serial killer

what if one of the organs inside me burst

EXALIFTIN

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>>71630290

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487344854193.webm

>>71630321
it would be extremely painful

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>>71630290
I'll cheat and post something from /tv/

mixing special brew and xanax

>>71630262

my "PC" is just some redneck DIY construct

it is very limited in its capabilities, plus my wifi antenna is just like one loose free-hanging wire so I only ever get like 3 bars max

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Rate the fit lads

>>71629943

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBTSCp5VT2Q

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It's time to start the revolution, comrades.


>>71630304
Actually women act like whores because they are subconsciously trying to get knocked up.

t. Art BA

liquor and xans is what jesus must have been on when he walked on water

>>71630344
I'm a big guy

got called a papist at the campus bible study

>>71630343
what an idiot, was expectng him to get sucked under and chopped up by the propellors

why are yank college teams as good as professional teams over here

>>71630296
my fav

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Hmmmm

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a section of the alleged family tree

*pulls down your trousers and starts slobbering all over your willy*

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>its a cunt I never spoke to a school then worked with briefly messages me on facebook 9 months after I left the job episode
He messages me every few weeks. No apparent endgame. Just small-talk.

>>71630402
4u

>>71630422
every albums from a blaze to panzerfaust are GOAT

>>71630436
t. norman invasion

Decided I want to make a plant terrarium to bring some life and greenery into my home
Maybe some herbs that smell nice?
Hmmm

really do not understand those videos where russians are fucking around with bears
do bears not attack humans as much as I thought?

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>females

>>71630446
Welcome to the Normie Life

got called a centrist at the synagogue

>>71630446
what happens when you approach the boys who bullied you in school on facebook

>>71630387
just popping out for a minute-core

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>>71630436
hmm

>>71630343
now I may be a country hick (who lives in a seaside town), but as far as I know, the wake of a ship directly next to a ship is extremely aerated, meaning the density is drastically reduced, meaning anything that can float in water won't float

>>71630486
when they just get out of hibernation they are quite docile

>>71630486
depends I think in general (if you disregard hunger) the further north/away from civilisation you go, the more dangerous the bear is

i think cassowarys are like the most hostile animal towards humans

>>71630436
my dad did the family tree of us children
may as him for the login deets to see if there is anything interesting
I think he managed to find his second cousin through it

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howlin

>>71630563
British ancestry is ridiculously easy to research I've heard

>>71630565
trust the yanks to have to artificially create the experience

>>71630565
Need a New York boy(girl)

>>71630617
>not a girl (boy)

What are you, a faggot?

>>71630565
>latin

wtf is this from harvard

>>71630565

LET'S GO DOOPIN' MENTAL

LET'S GO DOOPIN' MENTAL

NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA

Any of you gonna watch the barca - atletico match tomorrow?

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>>71630565
>Come on New York score a goal it's really very simple
>Put the ball into the net and we'll go really mental
Fucking Yanks

>>71630565
haha upvoted

>>71630599
my dad doesn't know anything about his dad's side of the family and knows very little about his mum's and his side of the family is English and Scottish

My mum's family though, is English, Scottish, Indian, Portuguese, French, and Dutch and it's apparently been quite easy to find information

>>71630565
at least they're finally making an effort
watched an MLS game ten years ago, it was watching ten year olds having a scrimmage during PE class and the stadium was completely empty

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1awuMVCADTe

>>71630658
nahh ill be busy

>>71630565
>***Songs not included on this list may still be sung during the game***

>>71630565

I've been to a NYCFC game

lamps, pirlo and villa on and they still lost to columbus crew

Did the normie sing the song while the man kicks the ball again did he?

>>71630565
>chants in spanish

>estados unidos amerisharts

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ah yes reddit

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https://youtu.be/N6kx9V8O-F8

>Yanks

>>71630658

busy wanking

me in the glasses

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487775376215.webm

*team scores*
*7 nation army starts playing*

https://vimeo.com/194227035 the basic artsy stupid fucking bint

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the gf

>>71630565
((((((((((Shout the Opposing team's name!!!!!))))))))))

I GOT TWENTY ONE SECONDS TO GO

768

don't ever post that again

have a """"""""""crush""""""""""" on a girl with a bf

hmm yes good plan this one

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>>71630743

>>71630565
was it autism?

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>against modern football
so many layers of irony

find ear eating very erotic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHDBcSjvM38

kind of want my ears nibbled now

>>71630768
Looking for a bull, white boy?

*team scores*
*we go doopin' mental*

>>71630742
abraham cohenstein bergowitz

>>71630743
>Fart and Win!

please stop bullying the mls

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>>71630565
>N...Y...C... ***Clap***

thinking about purposefully infecting my open wound so my leg needs to be amputated

how do I achieve this?

*goes doopin' mental*

someone stop me hhahahaha

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reminder that i would personally have heem'd every hijacker and safely landed the plane

>>71630860
take your poo and spread it on your wound
put dirt on it
dirty stuff

imagine unironically being an ultra for an american "soccer" team
the shame

>>71630819
are these yank hooligans?

how do i get a japanese gf lads?

>>71630874
"Let's roll"

>>71630860

inject poo into them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvY2ScZBCtQ

>>71630860
you need to be sectioned m8

>>71630874
this desu

they would have had a taste of my kung fu

>>71630898
Just fat customers

>>71630898
we have them here for the A league. the media try to drum them up as something but they're almost universally revered as enormous losers who'd get walloped by footy fans in an instant

>>71628958
all ethiopians should be killed

>>71630904
find a japanese g and make her ur f lmao

*sings to the tune of yankee doodle*
come on union score a goal it's really quite simple, put the ball into the net and we'll go doopin' mental

>>71630938
ethiopians are alri

'Missionary Position' is such a weird name for a sex position

>>71630874
Bane?

>>71630938
ethiopians are white

>>71630964
it's also a shit position

doggy4life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJDkG2H0T4

>>71630964
It's because some missionaries tried to teach some natives how to have sex right.

the guy from khan academy sounds a lot like obama

>>71631005
>doggy4life
you like catching a whiff of poo from the girl's arsehole?

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>>71630938
Ethiopians are the whitest black people

could someone post the jo cox 9/11 image lads really gets me hollering

you've gone doopin mental louis

need a gf to sit on my face

>>71631005
t. never done the Viennese Oyster

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionary_position#/media/File:Wiki-Wiener-auster.png

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>>71630565

*goes doopin mental*

>>71631007
stop stop stop stop stop

>>71631069
>Sons of Ben

who the fuck is ben

breaking news, soccer is for faggots

>>71630964
>Before the release of Alfred Kinsey's work, the missionary position was known by several names, including the matrimonial, the Mama-Papa position, the English-American position, and the male superior position
>English-American
heh

https://twitter.com/False_Nobody/status/835260690487205893

alri
>>71631120

>>71631108
Foy

>>71631043
that's literally never happened to me. just smells like sex

fuck cleaner women.

>>71631111
>the English-American position

Quads confirm that Missionary should be remaned "the Benjamin Franklin position"

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>>71631047

Football is a childrens game
Your heroes are tiny manlet shitskins lol

>>71631108
No, hockey is.

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>that's literally never happened to me. just smells like sex

>>71631158
are jo

>>71631058
doesn't lookbetter than doggy to me

will try it tho

>>71631104
Ben Affleck

>>71631170
ooh, got me good

>>71631158
>the bus

howling

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>>71631158

this is a better version desu