/balk/

БЪЛГAPИЯ HA TPИ ПЛAHETИ

>>71603678
>no old link
>no "Balkan Therad"
learn to make threads, you little shit

DEATH TO WHITES
DEATH TO EUROPE
DEATH TO THE WEST

>>71603815
OUTSTANDING POST

>>71603678
sage

TATARI

>>71603854
>no "Balkan Therad"
are you retarded?

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sides are kill

>>71604091
legitimately lold

>>71604170
hilf mir

>>71604040
are you retarded indeed?

you must write the whole thing you dumb shit - "/balk/ - Balkan Thread"

do you get it now, dumbo?

>>71604623
Chill, Asparuh. Not like /balk/ isn't half dead anyhow.

>>71604687
why did you kill /balk/?

>>71604091
>tfw no meadow folk boypussy to ravage

>>71604623
>>71604687
>Asparuh
more like Asperguh

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>>71604771
Such is the way of life, nothing is eternal.

>>71604828
what about the eternal german? can greeks elaborate on this subject ?

>>71604794
hilf mir

>>71604091
what is this game anyway?

obviously some kind of RPG, but can i play it offline as single player?

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>>71604956
It's odd how you've managed to ban your ISP

It only took them 1 and a half year to be persuaded. Bravo hayvan, Bravo. You're a true Greek now!

>>71604985
Pillars of Eternity, decent-to-above-average and getting a sequel in 2018. DLC also has better pacing than the original campaign, so check that out if you get bored(can start it anytime after you reach an early portion of the game).

>>71605041
why did you ignore my question? what is it? MMO or single player?

>>71605015
why are you posting eliska, are you my queen?

>>71605082
Thought it was obvious. It's a single player RPG, m8.

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>>71605082
I might be, I might be not

>>71605015
you must help me

>>71605097
ok thanks

>>71605109
pls be her

are you a girl(female) or girl(male)?

>>71604091
>Bulgarian and Ethiopian themed
How the fuck are you supposed to combine this? Hell if we go by the ''proud steppe warriors'' theme it would be more appropriate to be Bulgarian and Mongolian themed or some shit.

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some trash for you

Do you own a gun?

ikibey is x'pozing!

>>71605041
Pillars of Eternity was a boring, mediocre pile of shit full of SJW crap.

>>71606382
Adding SJW to any game featuring non housewife/stripper women is stupid. Don't be stupid.

>>71603678
When something is very clean and well organized than czechs are saying that its Skopje

"Wow your room is so Skopje"

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Daily reminder that Veselin "cheap medicine" Mareshki is our Trump.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/24/world/europe/in-bulgaria-a-businessman-who-talks-like-trump-acts-like-trump.html?_r=0

>>71606860
>>71606860
sauce?

>>71606961
You name babies Vaseline?

>>71607221
yes, Vaseline is short for Lubricant

>>71607221
he is tha vaselin that will help us fuck your greek ass

>>71607447
And he'll be vesel to do it. : ^)

Is /balk/ white? I'm genuinely asking that.

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>>71607526
Fuck off, we're full.

>>71607526
no

>>71607327
>>71607447
t. Vaselines

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>>71607447
reality fucks your ass

>>71607526
only FYROM, the rest is yellow/brown

>>71607526
stfu ikicuck

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>>71607571
>ukraine lower than moldova

>>71607765
>Serbia lower than Albania

Also, dafuq is with those big wages in Greece?

>>71607571
There's an obvious mistake on the map, Macedonia has a minimum wage of 1453 euros

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>>71607831
>implying
>that's old data (from yesterday)
>it's double today
>double deckers
>skyscrapers
>bike paths

>>71607824
old map

just saying, we croats feel DISGUSTED when albanians shitpost about ''''croatian - albanian brotherhood'''' :^)

>>71608044
wew lad

>>71608044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbEiqpx94MY

lmaoing @ your life

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big

Why do Bulgarians get so many (You's)?

>>>/pol/114224170

>>71608603
it's just a good, chill thread
the op is a bro

REEEEEEEE SHQIPTAR PARTIES CONFIRM SUPPORT FOR SDSM

IT"S DONE WE HAVE A GOVERNMENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YanwHY5WuBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXGdg9RoSPI

>>71608390
>drunk rednecks
like your country is any better at that

>>71608603
>comfy thread
>no spergs
what do you expect?

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>>71609001
>>71609038
I have seen this with you my own two eyes, Ikibey.

when will you come to Greece and visit Sounion?

>>71609411
>have seen this with my own two eyes

fixed, fuck off SwiftKey devs with your auto filling shit

>>71609411
When you help me.

Sup Fgts

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>>71609575

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>>71609574
Return to us, brother

I am thinking about moving to some Greek coastial town - Solun, Kavala, Volos, Patras... Thoughts?

>>71609687
>patra

Don't

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>>71609654
doric style
so simple
my favourite

You must help me.

>>71609574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo

>>71609687
Corfu city

It has a nice Venice like vibe

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Gooood fucking morning

>>71608044
So do we. Literally no one cares about Croats here in case you got the wrong impression.

>>71608044
Hrvati znaju da makedonsko hrvatsko bratstvo je bolje

>>71609863
not Greek

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>>71603678
Just bought a new skateboard, I'm gonna learn how to 360 flip this time.

>>71610094
first learn ollie than kickflip

>>71610135
first learn bulgarian thEn english

>>71610221
>learning a tatarspeak

what will i use tatar speak for so i can bargain for price at the whores?

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thoughs on this mim i made?

Someone find a Greek for me.
I want to leave this fucking shithole.

>>71610292
anime is shit

anime watchers need to be executed sharia law style

>>71610330
anime website

>>71610292
wtf i love letonia now!

>>71610391
no?

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>>71610069
Greek until proven otherwise

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>>71610276
learn how to talk to your whore mother

hey bulgars, i just read that you have the cheapest electricty in europe.
do you have a hydroelectricty dam or something?

>>71610519
nuclear power plant

>>71602683
>>71602683
>>71602683

chimp out about turks

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>>71610519
kosovo and serbia have even cheaper electricity

>>71609753
too close to Shqiptaria, might fall in the borders of Greater Shqiptaria some day.
>>71609705
What's wrong with Patras? It's one of the biggest cities in Greece?

>>71610625
Tatar roach

always immigrating because bulgaria is shit

>>71610594
fucking shitmany sucking everyone dry
more like a big company than a country

>>71610659
what did you just say to me, pasosh boy?

New Trailer
about the Greek Revolution movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJMbg5USL5c

>>71610659
I'm Emmigrating (immigratin is incoming), because I have the soul of a seaman, but I've been stuck in the shitty fields of Sofia for economic reasons.

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look at that blade soaked in kebab blood lol

>>71610726
>turki
Would be interested in watching greek historical movies from the ottoman era

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>>71610782
it's a low budget one, I'm waiting for Holywood to do its piece on it, with an all blond blue eyed cast fighting the black devil.

>Fact : Illyrians are the most powerful race in the world.

>>71610770
i bet it is like one of those turkshit cringe movies

>>71610818
in hollywood movies
it is always a yahudi looking man that gets the white woman

>>71610850
hmm? no, it's a serious movie.

http://parallaximag.gr/agenda/cinema/exodos-1826

looks good

>>71610818
do you have any (older) good historical movies?

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turks are bros but ottoman apologetics piss me off

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>>71610945
quite a few actually, but they're a bit like spaghetti westerns

>>71610726
we need to produce a huge blockbuster about the fall 1453

>>71611039
Turks already produced one

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1783232/

it's about the liberation of Istanbul from the evil jews. The ending is just incredible, the Turk steps in Hagia Sophia takes the blondes kid in his arms and promises her while smiling that from now on everything is gonna be great and that they're finally liberated to live free.

>>71611095
are you serious
turks must be the most deluded of balkan peoples
we are all deluded and believing in national myths, but they are probably the worst

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>>71610726
>going to war in skirts
only greeks

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daily reminder that the greeks are the biggest german roach enablers in here. They are the reason the roach is here, because only they give him attention.

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I should create a virus that kills all balkaniggers and turks.

>>71611129
well they got somehow to preserve this idea of being the noble warrior, if they did a movie that reflected reality it wouldn't play so good and probably bomb in Turkey.


>>71611152
at least we go to war :P

based Ali Ahmeti and Zoran Zaev are finally wonna overthrow the corrupt dictatorship of Grujo

>>71611156
Find me a Greek that will support me and you will never see me here again.

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>>71611152
>hiding from war in bunkers
only albos

>>71611152
It's easier to us to just lift their skirts and fuck their greek asses that way.
Greeks are smart.

>>71611095
>evil jews
You serious?

>>71611222
we never used bunkers for war :^)

>>71611152
i though tosks or orthodox Albos used to wear skirts as well
i think all Epirotes had the same dress regardless of nationality

>>71611165
>proxying as a country called the Ecuator
We at least come from real countries

>>71611256
i have noticed that only bulgarians get those extremelly gay ideas

>>71611256
you talk a lot of shit for someone who never won a war against Greeks

>>71611272
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1783232/reviews?filter=love

>>71611202
and zaev will implement a two language system in our country that will help overtime a takeover macedonia by the albanians

>>71611356
yea, talking about not winning wars and wearing your flag is not something you should do, so let's end the argument here and pretend you never started it.

>>71611399
>and zaev will implement a two language system in our country that will help overtime a takeover macedonia by the albanians

what a delusion by this vmro cuck

grujo btfo = macedonia has the 1st space colony within 2 years

>>71611416
you need to learn English, friend, before communicating in it

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>>71611388
those Swedes strike again!

what should i drink tonight ? last night before fasting starts

>>71611726
what fasting

>>71611726
мeнтaмacтикa

>>71611810
easter

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>>71610993
>that headline
>western subhumans think they can insult our church by confirming it's stays true to it's roots

>>71611831
>мeнтaмacтикa
uzo ? xd

>>71611479
>can't keep up the banter
>starts complaining about my English
was nice teaching you a lesson, kid-o

>>71611867
you are subhumans to them
and they are right

>>71611455
things won't change politicians will continue to steal money from the public funds and irrationally spend the budget on useless things

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>>71611129
yep, i thought turks were above that, but i learned they're actually the worst when it comes to mythomania

i guess they're even more like us than we think

turkey is like the balkans on steroids

>>71611954
Turkotatarians are the absolute worst at bantz. You will unironically start arguing that Macedonia is yours in 3. 2. 1...

>>71611867
No one here in the West cares besides jews and atheists.

>>71611872
И yзo вaљa, пoздpaви гo змeјoт кoгa ќe гo видиш.

>>71612067
Muslims are always trying to change history m8

>>71612074
>the eternal serb strikes again
didn't know it's possible but you really dropped the banter level from mediocre to absolute shit in 2 posts
maybe you should go back to /ex-yu/

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>>71611726
>fasting

>>71612156
ok, Asparukh

>>71611726
are you a grandma because you feasting or fasting or w/e is it called in english

>>71612067
>i guess they're even more like us than we think
you are more like them

>>71612133
yeah you do have a point

muslims simply don't care about the truth, they'll believe any convenient lie no matter what

>>71612210
nothing wrong with fasting

you eat healthy + there are suprisingly many qts at the churches during masses

>>71612067
>never escape
>half their country has escaped to Europe
TURKEY STRONG AND PROUD!

>>71611810
post

ja slavim slavu, ja postim post, doji mi doma i budi mi gost

>>71612336
i hardly go to church

>>71611726
A glass of red wine

>>71611726
A virgin's wet pussy..

there is a very active pedophile subhuman on /tv/

>>71612751
since when is your father using 4chan?

>>71612825
bulgaria is a heaven for pedophiles

https://www.instagram.com/vanybratz/


would /balk/ hit this?

>>71612751
/ourguy/ ?

>>71612939
MUH DICK

>>71612939
Would smash

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Bagration

shit thread is dead

>>71613263
of course it is Ikibey, xpozed still posts here

>>71611152
kys retard

>>71612939
i wanna shove my dik in her and just hold her like that and keep it inside her for a while and savour the moment

you niggas feelin me?

>>71613982
Your queen doesn't approve this degeneracy

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>>71610491
Follow this guide to be able to spot Greek girls

>>71612939
>https://www.instagram.com/vanybratz/
kill with fire
what the fuck is wrong with her silicone lips?

>>71614063
my queen tell me what to do

i am lost without you

>>71612751
ikibey you've been posting on /tv/ ?
what for, that's west media propaganda

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>>71614135
>1.65m

not true

>>71614135
someone translate this for me
I don't know how to make those letters so I can't put it in to google translate

>>71614063
his queen will get the bitches and he will be left with nothing

>>71614135
>vasikia

0_o

>>71614268
what do you mean?

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>>71614324
He is busting my imaginary vision of greek girls.


REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71614135
what does vasikia mean?
karisti is girl?

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>>71614063
ARE YOU MY QUEEN OR NOT, TELL ME ALREADY

WHY DO YOU IGNORE ME, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS AARRHHHGGHHH

What do Bulgarians think about Macedonian history majors?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bNAH0-cd_k

>>71614557
if Bisera loses 7 kg she d be a 9/10 shortstack qt

this is all so boring, everyone sticks to the same national myths

>>71614557
gender studies: the major

also.. does this girl sound too bulgarian to you? she doesn't sound anticki enough to me.

>>71614268
Greek girls vary from 160 to 180cm max, sorry we don't have tall amazon women here

>>71614634
she speaks standard macedonian with a bit of an eastern accent

how do east macedonians sound to you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ6X_pPmMpc

>>71614442
Vasikia (correct is vasiki) = basic
Koritsi=girl

>>71614642
i love greece and greeks, but greek women < turkish women < slavic women tbquh famalamam

it seems you left the byzantine qts in anadolia

>>71614458
he is not
Jesus fucking Christ

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>>71614642
I should get two then.

>>71614747
>greek women < turkish women < slavic women
slavshit women are extremelly overrated
i can not explain the turkish women part
proabably because of your retardation

>>71614747
Beyond Ankara, Turks are arabs and other niggers
Before Ankara, Turks are Greeks, Slavs and all the other turkified populations who moved there after the Fall

Most Turkish women of Asia Minor and Constantinople (yeah, that's how it's named) are on par with most balkan girls, with some of them also having eastern characteristics

>>71614747
Not the same guy
I tend to not like blonde slavs. I really really love the blue eyes black hair or brunette combo though.

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>>71614872
more like anything that can not see the sea shores is a sandnigger

>>71614872
like her, for example, she looks Hellenic to me
but she is literally Melike (Ipek Yalova)

>>71614866
dont hate, I m Serb muslim

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>>71614981
forgot pic

>>71614872
>Beyond Ankara
You mean beyond Thessaloniki

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>>71614981
She looks qt, plus the dark hair is a fetish of mine

I fucking love black haired girls

>>71614694
masedonians sound more serbian to me

she sounds like a bulgarian who's trying to speak anticki

>>71615092
what about the video i linked? im asking what do THEY sound to you

jesus chritst i feel like im talking to forrest gump when i speak with bulgarians on /int/

>>71614962
>Greeks and Laz

Are we literally βροτηερς ;

>>71615059
me too

a girl with long black hair is my ideal

>>71615059
looks disgusting

>>71615204
they are probably similar to us greeks

>>71612939
>would /balk/ hit this?
depends on how THICK her cock is

>>71615437
t. xpozed ban evading

Дa вe eбaм y гaз пpијaтeли пpијaтeлcки

Oд пpијaлeтoгpaд

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It appears my queen has a abandoned me

I no longer have a queen

i am now free

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>>71615567
it is time to kill you are self

the gookmoot is banning many people and proxies to earn more money

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>>71615640
>banning people who could click on the ads

We have a university in Stip

Mind = blown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUKB7rTHvF8

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>>71615640
i was about to say gibe peruvian qt

>>71615719
we have unies in many provinciali towns

i hear they're the best place to get fresh easy young provinciali pussy

>>71615858
How can you get provincial pussy there if you don't study there?

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Athens looks a bit like Miami

It looks lovely either way, why do gayreeks hate it? i would love to live here

>>71616016
i don't know i heard it from people who studied there

they say some of them don't even come to study they come to find a husband lol

>>71616025
Pakis,niggers,albos and Olympiakos.

>>71615567
Nope

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>>71616114
I don't believe you

>>71616227
Who said you had an opinion on the matter

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>tfw you can easily get a Macedonian gf simply by going to the casino in Gevgelija

Pays well to be a Greek t b h

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>someone shorter than 6'2" is trying to flirt with my gf
>her face when

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>>71616388
KELLY BLACKED 10/10 !!!

>>71616463
>kelly
oh anon, you're so last year

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>>71616511
ok then
KARLIE BLACKED 10/10 !!!

>>71616297
a-am i still your puppy?

>>71616659
A puppy is cute
You're far worse you disgusting slav

>>71616689
What did i do to deserve this rudeness?

>>71616735
Shut up, I'm dominating you

>>71616547
oh my God, she's beautfitul
post more

>>71616776
Don't tell me what to do

>>71616832
>>>/hr/2830859

>>71616757
oh im sorry i suck, i am but a lowly slav i don't know any better

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>>71616832
why not shorty?

>>71616900
Because you have no jurisdiction over my actions

>>71616547
Look at that promising poster hanging on the wall.

>>71616900
>>71616547
>>71616388
thank you mister skeletor

>>71616950
Exactly, Karlie LOVES Black people

>>71616979
why what's wrong with black people?
are you a racist?

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>>71616776
here you go, lad

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>>71616776

>>71617084
No, I'm actually happy that a wh*te girl likes people like us

>>71617162
people like you you mean

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>>71617122
karlie pride worldwide

>>71617203
yes, Greeks like me
not slavshits

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>anglo teeth

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>>71617270

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Why are they so self-unaware?

>>71617812
Because they're coming here.

>>71617812
he wrote bulgur 2x

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>karlie klwssa

>>71618221
Are you spending all day looking at proxies?

>>71617812
wishful thinking

Hey, /balk/
You might remember me, I am the Bulgar who suffers from hemorrhoids, anal fissures and other complicated anorectal diseases. So, yesterday I had to undergo colonoscopy. This actually wasn't my first one, but it was more unpleasent (the gastroentrologist was a woman, ergo incompetent). Anyway, I've been crying all day and just few minuts ago my ex-called me and told me something shocking:
>Anon, remember how you were suffering from hemorrhoids?
>(me) Yes (sighs)
>Well, I think I catched it too
(you can't catch hemorrhoids, thou)
I could feel how she was sniffing, almost about to cry. Needless to say, that I got hard from just talking to her. So few minutes later I asked her if she would like to take a picture, so I could tell her if it's really a hemorrhoid (she didn't seem to understand the difference between extern/internal hem.)
>I don't know Anon...It's emberassing.
>(Me - with ASSuring voice) Come on, M., I've already seen you naked and I have vast experience with this type of shit. Or you prefer some random man to check your ass?
>N-no, I really don't. But wouldn't you come here instead? I don't feel well. I am also no longer seeing G.
>(me to myself) hemmies are kinda gross, but right now my pula is harder and bigger than Maqedonian skyscraper
>(me to her) S-sure... Do you have any meds, or should I...
Anyway, I am now going to Lulin. Tonight, I might fuck a girl with aggriviated external hemorrhoid. But still I would be better than you lonely fagets.

>>71618265
serious question tho, why are you so obsessed with me? jelly?

>>71616304
in the casinos there are also whores
just to let you know

>>71618302
don't forget to take pix of Maria's poo-hole AND post them later. Also, fuck Georgi he didn't deserve her.

>>71618265
What do you mean? I landed yesterday in Indonesia.

>>71618302
This is the best love story I've read. Godspeed you glorious bastard.

>>71618302
finally an ebin post

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>>71618302
>I would be better than you lonely fagets

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Give me enough people and I will fix this.

>>71618302
enjoy ur std

balk, I think I'm in love
in love with myself
how do I make me my gf?

>>71619185
bend over

*unzips paca*

>>71619185
Steal her with your dad and uncles.

>>71619185
Cut from skin from your thighs, put it into the cardboard inside of a toilet paper roll, form it like a pussy, and fuck it.

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give me greece

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i can take this shithole

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and make it to a shining diamond.

Дaли CДCM ce гeнијaлни? Дaли плaниpaaт дa гo cмeнaт имeтo дa влeзeмe y EУ и дa ce oтceлaт шиптapитe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXdmon-0QTg

is just a non country anyway

>>71619676
>дa влeзeмe y EУ

Top kek, no one is getting in the EU in the next 5 years, probably more. Source: Jean-Claude Juncker.

>>71619735
Maкeoднијa EУ 2020

>>71619892
MAКEДOHИJA EУ 2018 БPИCEЛ ЌE JAДE CTPУMИЧКИ ББЦ

>>71620020
Дaли шиптap ќe ocтaнe y Teтoвo aкo мoжe дa живee y Дoјчлaнд?

VMRO wins = high growth economy

SDSM wins = enter EU/NATO (their leadership says we need to change our name this year)

Macedonians win either way

>>71620203
>to change our name this year
Into the Hellenic Republic of Northern Macedonia I presume

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>>71618302
>Anyway, I am now going to Lulin. Tonight, I might fuck a girl with aggriviated external hemorrhoid
what the fuckk?!!!!

>>71620140
Aкo e Шeки Bepcaчe ocтaнyвa, бpaтoт кaфиќ oтвopил

>>71620251
Frckovski "We must change our name this year"

>>71620203
You can enter NATO, but you can't enter the EU. To be admitted, you'll need a yes from EVERY eu nation, and that won't happen. Maybe before greece fucked up financially, or Merkel invited the brown hordes, but not now.

>>71620251
MALAKA IT IS NOW OR NEVER

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>>71620393
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>71620203
>high growth
>EU/NATO
meme aside, you should start with setting yourselves a more realistic milestones

>>71620393
jk, you'll always be Skopje

>>71620469
Fuck off. Macedonia belongs to the EU.

The Queen has arrived

>>71620439
learn english before you try to argument

>>71620385
every country in the EU wants us in. they would kick you out to let us in

Здpaвeйтe

I'm taking a Bulgarian class for ez credits this semester
Is it worth it? (Other than the credits)
Will I be able to use it for anything nice?

>>71620592
>>71620592
>>71620592

>>71620599
zdr ko pr

>>71620572
nah

>>71620599
Bulgar-Magyar translators are extremely rare. Most Bulgars in Magyarorszag are from the old generation, some of them don't speak proper Bulgarian anymore. There are some young Bulgarians working in IT/outsourcing in Budapest, but most don't bother with the language, as it is too hard. I don't know about any Hungarians living in Bulgaria. You can also import/export stuff from one market to another or work in tourism (doesn't have to be as a wagecuck, you can set up your company or smth). Learning Bulgarian is much easier than Hungarian, although Bulgarian is the type of lang, in which foreigners can become fluent, but still have terrible (recognisable) accent. This shouldn't discourage you.