/balk/ eternal sleep incoming

>>71620592
>eternal sleep
Good thread

>>71620676
Name one country that objects Macedonia except Greece. Why does the Austrian foreign minister keep coming here to praise us for being good Europeans? We will get fast-tracked if we solve the dispute this year.

>>71620572
>learn english before you try to argument
you have troubles with understanding a simple sentence? yea, good luck with joining the cool kids club fyrombei...

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>tfw Macedonians will enter the EU as Macedonians and not as T*tars

>>71620795
88 iq seems to be right

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>>71620867
Why, fuckface?

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e25_1476113440

0:34 and 2:25 is where the good stuff is at

>>71621060
He could have gone on a mental rampage and pretend he was Greek

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>>71621076
Not qualified as a Greek

Кaкo ce викaшe шиптapcкиoт нoвинap штo пpeминa y CДCM

>>71621041
dont insult humans
slav

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXGdg9RoSPI

>>71621215
Tell me who would object to Macedonia entering the EU subhuman. I'm waiting.

>>71620795
>Austrian
Could it be that you are the first country on the infamous Balkan route? :^)

>>71621326
Hitler loves us

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>>71621191
Nigga I found her and I will call her as I wish, for I am the βασιλεύς kαὶ αὐτοkράτωρ

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>>71620818
Cool, thanks. I haven't heard about many Bulgarians in Hungary, desu. But our teacher just mentioned how she was interpreting during the wedding of a mixed (hun-bul) couple not long ago. Although that couple apparently used English to communicate.

The tourism/trading thing might not be a bad idea, with English and German I imagine I could be useful in that field if I also know some other, less popular European languages.

Are there any good sources where I can listen to Bulgarian so I can get the accent right? Like some youtube channels or something? We do have some listening stuff, but that obviously sounds kinda fake.

>>71621404
He told you foreigners can have a shit Bulgarian accent, like the Bulgarian dialect is not shit enough when natives speak it.

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>>71621295
every thinking human

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>today I will remind them

>>71621513
But I don't want to be one of the foreigners with shit accent
I dunno, I feel kinda inadequate if I can't speak a language with an least 70-80% native-like accent

>>71621404
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCspzCJuJ-n2frc9o-rXXZBg/videos

this maybe?

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>>71621582
>23% unemployment
>almost 1/4th of the population is NEET
LMAO, no wonder that idiot shitposts all day long

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Would you let her beat you or would you beat the shit out of her?

>>71621534
Go there and look at the gross (higher than durkey)

If we eliminate taxes we'll be in the green in one month

>>71621683
The average net salary for programmers here is 1100 euros

The gross salary is 1500-2000 eur on average. Everything is better here.

1. Кoмпјyтepcкo пpoгpaмиpaњe 72.029 дeнapи
2. Boздyхoплoвeн тpaнcпopт 70.506
3. Фapмaциcки пpoизвoди и пpeпapaти 60.827
4. Teлeкoмyникaции 59.626
5. Финaнcиcки дeјнocти и ocигypyвaњe 58.192
6.Cнaбдyвaњe co eнepгијa и гac 55.756
7.Cклaдиpaњe и пoмoшни дeјнocти вo пpeвoз 53.384
8.Инфopмaции и кoмyникaции 53.251
9. Пpaвни и cмeткoвoдcтвeни дeјнocти 47.368
10. Инфopмaтички ycлyжни дeјнocти 45.896

>>71621633
Why are you moving to Bulgaria?

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>>71621633
Come here bby , i'll take care of you and teach you Bulgarian.

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>>71621769
Oh I see what you've being doing


You're replacing denars with euro

the first, computerisko programirawhatevet gets 72.029 Denars. But if you replace denars with euros, you get 72.029 euros!

Literally Macedonia IS SO FUCKING RICH. Such a smart plan!

>>71621698
Dunno seems like a 50 50 match

>>71621678
>news
oh yeah, that makes sense, why didn't I think about that
cheers

>>71621818
I'm not, just taking some classes
I like languages so it's easy credits, plus I wanted to learn a slav language and Bulgarian seemed easier than Russki
Then I started wondering what kind of things it could be useful for

>>71621879
a-are you a gril?

>>71621921
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=72000+mkd+to+eur

>>71621709
more like 100 years

>>71622034
For you , I could be.

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>>71621921
Laci mmmm

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>>71621921

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>>71622123
It's happening now gypsy

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>>71622069
what it isn't 1 denar = 10 euros? How can this even happen?

>>71622244
>>71622302
Upvoted

>>71622338
what is happening?
albanian invasion?

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>>71621769
>The gross salary is 1500-2000 eur on average. Everything is better here.

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>daj brat proveri utakmici

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>tfw no hot cuck leftist gf

>>71622434
Don't bother with him, Ecuador, he is an autistic NEET fuck, just laugh at his posts.

>>71622561
I am a Greek

>>71622561
look at this Serbshit newfag who talks to Ikibey

>>71622244
>>71622302
>>71622345
>>71622385
>>71622390
>>71622442
I found a real queen (female) for you Makeslave
Laci can take you as her fucking white male cuck bf
How about it? Contact her and tell her that you have white male privilege and would love to be put in your place.
Don't forget to post everything here. Ok?

>>71622521
Did you read what I said you dumb S*rbshit

Programmers get paid 2 grand

>>71622561
None of you laugh, you get buttmad and then you respond.

>>71622695
I'm not Serbian, are you blind?

>>71622769
That's what all S*rbs say

>Fact : Illyrians are the most powerful race in the world

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>>71621041
How can he still spew all that dogstit after being BTFO to oblivion by vojvoda Ljubco? Does Milenko have autism?

>>71622939
What are you talking about nigger

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>>71622551
excellent taste, my hellenic superior, leftist women are god tier

>>71622939
I love those post-Yugo 90s pictures, everyone looks like they were cool as fuck

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>>71622989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKlkMw_AU5I

>>71621404
>>71621633
I know a non-slavic foreigner who has been living in Bulgaria for 18 years and still doesn't get the accent right. I'd say - concentrate on vocabulary and grammar. Later you could try watching bnt.bg (national tv) or listening to bnr.bg (national radio).

>>71623054
See>>71622688

>>71623153
kek

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>>71620592
eternal sleep under the wings of Satan

>>71621769
so, with my 4k€ where do i fit in your Disneyland?

кaкo дa yмpeш

пpoбaј биг мeк oд 7цa

>>71623376
You don't have 4 euros, let alone 4000. This became clear when you couldn't purchase a real proxy.

Also you would be above average as a programmer. But certainly not elite.

>>71623240
kek wtf how do you recognize me every time?

>>71622688
well that sounds great and everything but she doesn't know i exist m80m0

>>71623376
how years it takes for a programmer to learn how to hack stuff

>>71623559
>implying i didn't fap to her when i was a teen

>>71623465
I don't need to purchase a proxy when i have a ton of VPNs. I told you you are technically illiterate and you should stop making a fool of yourself.

And since that matters that much t you - the VPNs are paid.

Now answer my question. It's a simple question, your slow brain should be able to put up a answer.

>>71623629
as everything else - it depends on how dedicated you are

bogdan here. i realized how big pussies you actually are, out of all you b*lgars only one contacted me, and once he realized i was dead serious he told me that he was just joking lmao.

and yes, he was ugly as fuck like all bulgars are
what a sad, little, pathetic creatures you are

i'm still laughing on your poor destiny and country, must be tough to be born as hideous autist and to live in such a shithole of a country

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>>71623646
;)

>>71623648
Don't pretend little bitch.

You were on public proxies.The asian proxies passed (you used HK and Korean ones) because they're the only public proxies not as abused as the western ones. Go bullshit someone as dumb as you are.

You're a dirt poor subhuman. How is that not clear to you?

>>71623704
can you dox posters here?

>>71623538
You called a grek your superior. Bretty obvious. Do you have a throwaway email? Contact her and post her reaction.

>>71623859
He can do shit. I literally gave him my ip twice.

He's probably some "web" developer subhuman who works as an outsourcing monkey. Luckily the world is shifting to mobile and his skillset will become obsolete, and by the time he adjusts no one will hire him for old age + lack of experience. He'll be 40 and taking Swift courses lmao

>>71623559
Daddy made top gains with Mamidakis and his """"""embargo"""""""

>>71623725
You tell them Bogdane

>>71623897
sounds like too much work for little pay off

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I need to stop doing drugs desu.

>>71623819
kek, the "proxies" i used were paid Strong VPN. You can google it, if google is not filtered in your looney-park...

So, why do you keep ignoring my question?

Here's another one - how many times the kids in school abuse you because you are a poor kid from Cair crawling like Gollum from the poor ghetto to gasp at the construction work of a commieblocks? Give me a median stats on a weekly basis.

so who got it right?


Bulgaria: the Unity Makes the Strength

Moldova: our Language Is A Treasure

Kosovo: Homeland, Honour, Duty

Albania: You, Albania, give me honor, give me the name Albanian [citation needed]


Greece: Freedom or Death

Romania: Life in Freedom or Death


Macedonia: no official motto (traditionally: Freedom or Death)
Serbia: no official motto (traditionally: with Belief In God, Freedom or Death)

Slovenia: No official motto
Croatia: No official motto
Montenegro: No official motto
Bosnia and Herzegovina: No official motto
Cyprus: No official motto
Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus: No official motto

>>71624121
serbia is for king and fatherland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pbfU7qFRk

>>71624042
If she actually responds and takes you up on your offer we post it on /pol/. They're gonna lose their shit.

>>71623859
sometimes...

>>71624121
ours got validated
we died
may you live long and remember us as your favorite shitposters

>>71624343
kek

in that spirit, ours will never get validated

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>>71624121
Greece
short and simple
too bad that they do nothing against being the dogs of others today
I am a lonely Greek
Only Jesus is on my side.

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>>71624396
ours is literally fascist btw

i wonder if we had it in communist times

>>71624396
Not united or never going to be strong or both?

>>71624121
macedonia is "nikola gruefski"

>>71624594
both

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i just want to live in greece

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>>71624444
>tfw not officially occupied so can't rebel

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i can hear the neighbor grill moaning

>>71624690
You're going to die in Germany. Deal with it.

>>71624776
fucking, masturbating or taking a painful shit?

>>71624788
i really
really really really
really
hate germany

>>71624847
fucked by her gorilla of a bf

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>>71624776
record and post
we can fap to dis

>>71624776
ask her if she is ok

>>71624776

record on vocaroo in next 5 mins.

>>71624955
>>71625051
they've stopped
might try it later

>>71625036
too lewd

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>>71622390
Do you like Laci kellyfag?
>tfw no sjw gf bitching about everything and challenging my male privilege

I get non white point though

>>71624121
I didn't know we had a motto
Who would be stupid enough to die for a noncountry int this day and age

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>>71625574
>tfw no sjw gf bitching about everything
who the hell wants that

>>71626042
>he doesn't like a challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mZfwa8DgBI
what did they meant by this

>>71626339
thats a non-white person if i have ever seen one

>>71625701
wouldnt give my live for a country like romania either

>>71626042
get a load of this shqip pleb

>>71626443
ikr
Good thing I am Transylvanian

>>71626042
>All that angry and pissed off sex after calling me sexist, transphobic, cis binary heteronormative male

>>71626596
central europe is a big boring blop full of shit
even the balkanshit region is more interesting

>>71626666
at least ur non-white, should have it that hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-utXMKbp86Y

>>71626704
But I thought you liked Hungary

>>71626722
That's why she'll date me

Hello boys, Louisiana anon here, how we holding up?

>>71626738
>in the Hague

top kek, the dutch are still guilt tripped about Srebrenica, so I bet they will cuck the serbs

>>71626808
Louisiana woman, Mississippi man

>>71626903
we get together everytime we can

>>71626808
things are looking up for me
uni is going well
getting more fit
soon going to have an income hopefully
far more confident than i used to be about grills (tho still haven't made any moves yet)
/blog

have a job offer from a bg company that works for an american company
but why aren't you investing in eastern poland

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Would smash faker Milo Stewart too. Check out that tight bod

my chair stinks of unwashed ass and cum wat do ?

>>71626903
Don't know that song

>>71627029
Well that's good, Bulgar anon, as for me I'm an uptight, underweight NEET with confidence issues so I'm the complete opposite of you.

>why aren't you investing in eastern poland
Because, Eastern Europe is shit, and the more east you go, the more shitty it gets.

Although I'm just basing this off pictures and reading, I haven't actually been there to experience it myself.

I would, however, invest in Australia once they do something about that empty space in the middle of their own continent.

>>71627224
spray some perfume on it

>>71627224
Get a new one

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I have arrived.

>>71627225
>>71627029
So it would be a waste to invest in such a shitty place, is what my point was.

But some people are so lucky or skilled in business they can do anything with their investments.

>>71627277
why do you keep posting this qt patootie?

>>71627277
>serbs have antifa

TOP KEK

i havent seen a single serbian woman who has naturally blonde hair, not a single one.

shitton of blond males tho, explain this balkanalars

>>71626773
what can i like about this shithole?
i just hate it less than romania
would prefer to shit at home in my toilet than accepting a free trip to hungary

>>71627346
cuz she's qt

>>71627413
liberal vojvodina

>>71627421
i had a bunch in my primary school, also when i was really young i had blonde hair and blue eyes and then it changed to light brown and green eyes in my teens

>>71627326
idk i think east europe has a lot of potential
especially if the west is getting along more with russia

why are you a neet btw, did you never go to uni or what
if i were ever in your situation i'd prob just shoot up gyspies or smth. i'd feel way too guilty

>>71627277
Leftist qts

https://youtu.be/xjO4GMGd7xI

>>71620592
Poor boy

>>71627530
light / dark brown master race
shame foreigners think we're all black haired

>>71627642
this
we need child labor
if the boy had money he'd be sorted

>>71627530
eyes don't change unless you are a baby

>>71627421
well haven't met many serbs to be honest

but yeah, i am surpsised by the amount of german or russian looking people we have here, personally i look like a typical south euro

in sofia there was even more blonde people, while in bucharest people are pretty dark, this is confusing because bucharest is more to the north than sofia

>>71627872
sofia has had a lot of macedonian diaspora

>>71628017
lol that explains it

>>71627872
b*curesti

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3CZ8Dj9VQc

>politicians represent the public
when will this meme die

>>71628298
agreed, realistically it's 98% bulgarians are against refugees

>>71627872
north to south doesn't always mean much
for example most of the blonde people i've met were unironically from southern cities
but also south has more swarthy people compared to north

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>>71628368
I don't want imports from any country, unless they go through the full pasosh procedure--documents for Bulgarian ancestors, and a short essay on the topic "Why do I feel a proud Bulgarian."

>>71627767
i'm gonna go find a picture now one sec

>>71628433
the "if you """"invest"""" 1million you're a citizen" option isn't too bad either imho

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>>71627767
Found it, you can see in the pic that i had blue eyes, but now they've changed. I'm not sure 100% when exactly but they are green now

>>71628724
i can fap to this

>>71628724
this is interesting, i remember in school, in first grade all the kids that had blonde hair went brown by 8th grade, really dark brown too, none of them are blonde now, except this one guy i guess he's kind of dirty blonde

>>71627578
I'm a NEET because apparently I'm too depressed and anxious to do anything.

>>71628824
go for it i don't care :^)

>>71628724
i know many whose hair changed but none whose eyes did

>>71629292
albanian eyes...permanent original

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we used to have some badass costumes

>>71630300
that sward is impossible to use (can't even get it in / out of the sheath)

>>71630471
i think only the edge is sheathed

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1941
and they say we used to be short

>>71629152
>I'm a NEET because apparently
>apparently

you are NEET because you are masterrace

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kosovo 1974

not so muslim after all

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where did you niggers go

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bumping with commie era pics

Reminder that Albanians are subhuman pedophiles

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1943

freedom fighters from southern albania

>>71632870
>""""""""""""""""freedom fighter"""""""""""""""""""""

gotta say albanians seem cozy, specially the mountain villages, literally like those bhudist villages on the mountains

too bad you are inbred islamic savages(nothing personel).

>>71632930
Hehe nothing personal kid xD

>>71632964
i meant it, he is clearly a normal human being.

most albanians here are literal islamic inbred savages who would behead you for being christian if you go to their villages

>>71632870
>southern albania
*Nothern Greece

Gjirokaster is rightful Greek territory liberated by the Greeks in '40

>>71633006
can i migrate to island my ancient friend ?

i imagine a cozy life.

I would cut off my ballsack to live in an island, any island doesnt matter if its in frozen wasteland or caribians. islands are cozy

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>>71632930
it sounds less fishy in albanian

>too bad you are inbred
pls you're gonna offend icenigger

>islamic
pic related

>savages
got rekt here

>>71633057
again im sure many albanians are very decent people.

i am talking about these albanians here with which i have contact every day and i see them on the news everyday.

Drunk as fuck, AMA

>>71633256
home address

>>71633281
server
boogar
croRat
ROMAnian
montenigger

only bosnia dodged the bants

>>71633295
173.168.15.10

>>71633281
Nicelander

>>71633396
i was about to say real home address you nigger but then i remembered that 4chan is your home

>>71633056
No, Iceland is for whites only

>>71633448
Oooo ljoch

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>drop by /balk/ for the first time in months
>immediately recognize an xpozed
What a fucking faggot lmao, get a life loser

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1910
>mfw was making fun of greeks earlier for going to war in skirts

>>71633982
I have seen sqips on youtube claim that fustanela is albanian in origin.

>>71634012
in albanian fustan means dress but apparently it comes from medieval latin fustaneum

>>71633982
>Albanian women

>>71634137
those hitler mustaches are hot af

>>71634118
Fustă means dress here, too. It comes from greek.

>>71634350
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fustagno#Italian

illyrian what place do you suggest me to take my gf during summer ?

not too crowded, but nice i need a local opinion, im poorfag so nothing too expesive

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kek

>>71634941
saranda or vlora
saranda is more expensive

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after all those pics i couldn't find a single chink pic

guys, can I sound something past you, I think I'm about to do something potentially autistic.

>>71634941
i was just browsing for cheap flights a few hours back, and I live close to you, so I might be able to help.

Wizztours have some poorly thought out promotion wherein if you make a weeklong reservation you get 80€ off the total price.

Sofia-Rome-Sofia from 5.05 to 12.05 is 96€ per person, including the hotel. That is not per night, that's the total.

This is the absolute cheapest though, if you put in a lil more money you can go in june or august, or stay in a better place. Just browse around. The code is SUMMER80 or 80SUMMER I don't remember. It looks like I'm shilling right now, but I'm genuinely just looking out for you.

>>71636152
wtf are you talking about im like 3 hours drive from the albanian coast

>>71636184
and you're the same distance from sofia.

chill out man, go to the albanian beach if you want. You asked for a recommendation, I gave you a pretty amazing option for poorfags, no need to be an ass

>>71636252
alright, so there's this girl. I know her from a few years back, randomly see her like once a year in a random setting.

So I mention I'm spending one semester in Germany, and she says, 'you should totally come visit me'. She works in Germany.

And I want to visit her, because she's very cool. But I honestly can't tell if an invite like that is real, or just something people say, but don't mean.

Like, how would you react if a random acquaintance goes, 'Hey, remember that time we talked 3 months ago? I'm coming to your city, you should spend time with me,'

I want to reach out to her, I want to go visit her, but in a way that leaves her room to say 'no' if she's not interested, so we don't waste our time.

>>71636842
find some excuse like i don't know the city pls help

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hoxha times

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found qt

>>71636842
Visit her. Get her some chocolate and then stalk her.

>>71636948
fiskultura malce hehe

>mfw slacking off and using work's computer to post commie pics n 4chan

>>71636842
autism

>>71635201
apparently story behind this is that in 1960-1970 we hosted african refugees from kinshasa during a coup d'etat

tuck frump and fuck white people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2HSo3yywDU

>>71638562
and i thought our music was trashy

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shiet, just got back, my right ear is ringing from the music

fairly drunk

how was your Saturday out blak?

>>71637279
thats the fucking point, retard

this is why i posted

>Uncle Obama's banana

>>71638810
Mpouzoukia pleb

>>71638813
>i was only pretending to be retarded.jpg

>hyperdontia
wtf

>>71638810
if ur ear is ringing ur not drunk my dude

>>71638755
thats catchy tho

our music makes your head hurt unless you are drunk as shit

>>71620592
I am literally smarter than anyone here.

Especially xpozed.

official /balk/ discord server. someone come teach me serbo-croat.

>>https://discord.gg/TNHau

>>71642281
go to ex-yu then

>>71642281
language of lesser people

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>>71638810

>>71643459
delete this

I see my existence was caused a major butthurt once again as i was calmly sleeping.
It seems like today will be a good day.

>>71644467
Let's pack it up boyz, xpozed is here

merhaba balkanlar :))))))))))

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>>71644805
Merhaba osmanli Romanlar

>>71644867
=)))))

>>71644928
Are you a Transylvanian?

>>71644758
serious question: why are you so butthurt?

>>71645011
I am Transylvanian

>>71645011
quintessentially yes

tatar scum

>>71645038
maybe it is your shitty posts
maybe it is that you suck
maybe it is that nobody ever like you in here
maybe we're obsessed with you

idk

>>71645095
>>71645198
Why is Transylvania so much better than the rest of Romania?

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I am here to serve my queen

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>>71645343
>maybe we're obsessed with you
that's obvious

so why are you so jealous of me? don't you have a life?

>>71645379
no one likes you xpozed

you suck

>>71642281
slovene>serbo-croat

>>71645379
Your presence has been deemed as irrelevant, xpozed. You should be forgotten, like Sashko

>>71645343
most countries below the danube are also awful desu, thank god (allah in the balkans) we don't get syrians or turks

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>>71645392
>>71645463
i'm genuinely interested what empty lives you two live, and have time and passion to randomly hate someone on the Internet... it's really amazing what poverty and NEET life can do to people

keep it up, btw it feels good to be more relevant than you

>>71645525
hate is a strong word, i don't think about you at all

>>71645555
sure you don't, buddy

>>71645350
Who's the qt?

>>71645807
Use your energy to help me.

>>71645869
cuck

>>71632311
>>71630300
>>71631350

very armenoid faces
this faces are foreign to this part of Europe

To Anatolia with you.

>>71645555
>>71645392
Why do you hate xpozed too

Does literally everyone on this board hate xpozed?

>Bulgarians hate xpozed
>Greeks hate xpozed
>I hate xpozed and it looks like the cuck who posts about his green queen hates xpozed too

When will xpozed stream his hero?

>>71646711
*greek

kek wills it

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>>71646711
at this point, it looks like i'm more relevant than the whole FYROM

ez.

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>>71620592

>>71646791
>Everyone tells him they hate him
>Takes it as a compliment

You're a prime autismo. Trust me it's not because you're Steve Jobs

>>71646711
We dont hate xpozed, just you are butthurt about him

>>71646870
"Just me"

Literally 4 other people tell him they hate him in this exact thread

>>71633767
>>71641840
>>71645343
>>71645392

>>71646950
Viel Feind viel Ehre

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>>71646864
Being loved/hated means you are actually relevant.
For example you, the poor kid from Cair - no one knows you, no one cares about you (even your albanian parents) so you are as irrelevant as the dirt on the street. On the other hand it's me - a guy in his comfy home, having fun and causing major butthurt among low lifers even when he's sleeping.
It's literally that simple.

>>71647008
Damn you're so cringe

>>71647060
that's fine with me, but you are still irrelevant as fuck

>>71646110
These unesthetic ballsack borders just indicate that divine will doesnt want it to happen

>>71647008
you are literally worse than Ikibey

i swear to god you are THE worst poster on /balk/

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>>71647243
I know right? And yet i'm more relevant than you.
It's fucking amazing!

>>71647243
miniturk

>>71647243
This

>>71647243
this x99 times

xpozed is such a massive twat

How long until expozed leave us like iki?

>>71647710
xpozed stays

>>71647541
>>71647562
>>71647710
i'm rock hard right now
open your mouths wide and work me some more

>>71647710
fact is he's worse than Ikibey

>>71633982
kill yourself, retarded goran shit

>>71646011
back to india with you gypsy

>>71648090
Feels good to live here and not either of your countries

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R*manians absolutely BTFO

Is there a decent wii emulator for windows? Id love to play Zelda, the wii titles ive never played before.

>>71646807
unironically

>>71648090
Friendship with Macedonia ended.
Now Romania is my best friend.

>>71648090
EU4 confirmed Transylvanian culture as real

I am Transylvanian
>>71648469
I am Transylvanian
>>71648683
I am Transylvanian

>>71648090
In 1444 start Serbia isn't an Ottoman vassal so I wouldn't take EU4 as some sort of reliable source.

i am transylvanian

>Κυριαkή της Τυροφάγου – ημέρα για συγχώρεση kαι λαϊkή γιορτή

http://bnr.bg/el/post/100800387
educate urself greek plebs

>>71648817
>>71648914
You are not me

>>71648992
You are a filthy southern gypsy
I am Transylvanian

>>71648862
Serbia and the Ottomans are friends though. Serbs help the Ottomans set foot in Europe and against us and the Byzantines, as well as later on against a coalition of other european christians. So the game got it right.

>>71648615
Dolphin

>>71649054
No I am

>>71647814
cringe...

>>71649122
You are a turkish turk from Bükreş
I am Transylvanian

>>71648969
who cares

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>>71649190
No, this is my Transylvanian family (white and germanic)

>>71649356
You are a southerner, you are brown and turk
I am Transylvanian

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>Transylvania
>more like TransAlbania


Xaoxaoaoxoaxo

Balk, should I smoke weed tonight or just chill drug free?

>>71649520
Yunanistan :))))

>>71649560
just shoot up heroin, what are you, a pussy?

>>71649520
>Trannysylvania

>>71649647
Got only weed, I don't drink or smoke aside from a pipe once in a while.

>>71649690
pussy

>>71649776
if you are nice I will even show you my pussy(male).

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>>71649560
kys = Kale yourself

>>71649868
Kale is the thinking man's drug

Greeks
I offer you my help

If I have luck, I will leave this place and you will never write with me again.

>>71650053
t. Banglabey

>>71650153
i'm 100% sure he's planning bombings
i should doxx and report him to the germans and get him boipucci tazed in front of the whole world, desu

>>71650053
Finally a country which resembles the heritage and culture of laz people

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>>71638810
Just woke blka, no hangover at all.

>>71650053
what the fuck is wrong with this retard