Rose gf edition
My penis t b h
T H I C C
What a shit edition
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
Imagine having a girl love you unconditionally
Falklands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ji_Y7YEbKY
really makes you think
wew lads
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/mom-to-carry-baby-without-brain-to-full-term-to-donate-organs/
And I saw what about breakfast at Tiffany's
>oh youre one of those brexiter racists arent you?
BRITISH MEN LITERALLY
HAVE TO PAY
FOR BBC
THEIR WIVES SIT AROUND ALL DAY WATCHING THE BBC THAT THE WHITE MAN PAYS FOR HAHAHAAH
gf asked me to try a new technique to help her orgasm
told her since i didn't know if she orgasmed or not, she'd be having a shroedingers orgasm and technically be orgasming and not orgasming at the same time
roastie whore dumped me
>>71597549
Pardon the ignorance but who can take baby organs ?
>>71597533
It's hilarious that you think something as trivial as THAT is a bad memory for me
Virgins, I swear
>>71597549
who's gonna want little baby organs?
The World's Columbian Exposition was a world's fair held in Chicago in 1893 to celebrate the 400th anniversary of Christopher Columbus's arrival in the New World in 1492.
The centerpiece of the Fair, the large water pool, represented the long voyage Columbus took to the New World.
The color of the material generally used to cover the buildings facades gave the fairgrounds its nickname, the White City.
More than 27 million people attended the exposition during its six-month run. Its scale and grandeur far exceeded the other world's fairs, and it became a symbol of the emerging American Exceptionalism, much in the same way that the Great Exhibition became a symbol of the Victorian era United Kingdom.
>>71597571
babies
>>71597571
other babies obvo
People say human flesh tastes kind of like pork
Bit haram
>>71597558
I voted remain because I wanted more white people in the country desu
>>71597586
that must be a first world thing, never heard of an organ transplant for babys
>>71597571
Even adults can take the:
Bone marrow
Eyes
Skin
etc
drinking some beers
>>71597549
Wonder how long they discussed what lie they'd tell as to how she bravely came to this decision
Reads like a shitty script some high school student wrote for an assignment
made the gf squirt for the first time
feelsgoodman
I'm thankful for all the dead people because at least they tried
policeman arrested me for noncing children
told him that as a buddhist, theres no such thing as me or the child, its the universe noncing itself
he clubbed my head in with a truncheon
Anyone please explain to me what /britfeels/ is and where is it found??
>>71597637
FOY
chinese gf lads
great feel
>>71597623
Even if she's just doing it for attention, she's still DOING it with the end result that a bunch of people get needed organs
national individuality doesn't exist, we're all being controlled by the same demagogue. we need to strike back at them, because they're here and they're destroying us
Want to shag a tranny ahah
I hate it when you're kinda onit with two birds who are friends but you're not sure which one to lay the killer moves on because they've probably already decided between themselves which one is going to shag you
And if you choose the wrong one then you've completely fucked it
>be 90 years old
>replace my internal organs with those from a child
>live forever
Checkmate
just posted my gf on /brit/feel haha they'll never realise that it's not actually my gf what utter benders haha x
got abducted by a UFO
told them that there is no evidence for extra terrestrial life, and that i was probably hallucinating
they probed me til i cried
>OMG Anon texted me again!! He's so funny hahaha
>>71597637
on r9k
it's where poleaboo originates from
if white men are more successful because they're better, why are jews evil because they're even more successful?
Just sent Stacey a text, had a poo, fire and winky emoji
She's gonna LOVE it ahaha
>>71597637
>not knowing your 'chon this badly
sort it yanko
>>71597681
Here's your (((You)))
Rorke didn't get much Safe Space.
He was dug in too deep or shitposting too fast.
His idea of empowerment was cold beer and a little curry.
He had only two ways home: death, or victory.
>>71597681
success is evil m8
cause girl you know i got to go
lord i wish it wasn't so
Portuguese women are the best
>>71597681
Jews are natural slaves
>mum found the spunk sofa
>>71597681
I will preface for GCHQ by saying I do not subscribe to this doctrine but I do somewhat understand the minds of those who do
they see white men as good in the sense of direct power, honour, progress, loyalty blah blah blah
whereas they see jews as gaining sucess through more subversive means, and see this as dishonourable, some might also say they are parasites as they believe they simply leech off the wealth of established societies with their banking practices
these are NOT my beliefs
>mother located my cum closet
choooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_B_GalsJrE
>>71597733
what is the spunk sofa?
>>71597681
>be Jews in the 1700s
>be the only people allowed to make loans
>accumulate wealth
>have it all taken away by monarchs eventually
>late 1700s
>Republics come along
>still accumulate wealth
>no longer those pesky monarchs to steal from you
>sit on your ass and hoard it
>Major wars of the 19h and 20th century come along
>move your family to a neutral country
>buy a villa or some shit
>practice art while Europeans are dying in wars
>oy vey goyim look how smarter we are
Jews are the master race. This is a fact, none of the replies to this post will even attempt to prove me wrong. They are so far above whites it's ridiculous.
>>71597733
>mum found the cum settee
>>71597681
I don't like the idea of "innate" superiority because it breeds weak men who rest on the laurels of their ancestors and can only act as a collective.
the West is too arrogant and its only hurting us.
>>71597759
you know like the spunk curtain
Armenians are Christian Jews
>mummykins stumbled upon my hardwood furniture catalogues
EL CHILENO
was going to post a picture of myself with my hand covering my face and you could only really see my eyes
then I thought nah it's not worth the risk
>>71597766
That actually does prove that Jews are smarter. Well done, retard.
>>71597738
ah so it's just the self-serving bias in action then?
>>71597733
still get flashbacks to the day i came home and my wanksock collection disappeared because mummy picked up all the crusty socks and threw them in the wash
are jews aware of the ironic pol memes about them
save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
come tomorrow
tomorrow i'll be gone
>welcome home sir
what do?
Iranians are Muslims Jews
>my birther has uncovered my jizz garage
>>71597813
waste my life
>>71597790
le 56% face
>>71597767
Jews are natural slaves and are incredibly paranoid and bipolar as a community.
if you think they are two-faced to "outsiders" they are just as bitter and antagonistic to their own people.
they succeed when society is too bloated to pay attention to them.
want to begin my edging sesh now but need to take a shit
>>71597813
this is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife
Chinese are Buddhist Jews
>>71597838
>>71597847
You're home sir, what do you want us to do for you?
watching some girls on babestation fist another girl
quite like hearing chavvy british accents in porn desu
>>71597844
Por que no los dos?
>>71597799
>>71597813
massive game of midnight manhunt build ups on the grounds where everyone must play enthusiastically or be fired
>>71597643
Sadly the only place where the leaf may act tough against its superior brother of the south.
>>71597653
Thanks
>>71597797
Except, no, not really.
It proved that Jews were better at not being held responsible.
>>71597852
The Chinese aren't explicitly Buddhist
>>71597867
i have found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile
>>71597847
this is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife, this is running on empty
foood, review!
>mum found the spunk settee
>>71597701
Not a fan of r9k but thanks
I wonder if secular Jews think the same as religious ones do regarding goyim
>mummy found the poo naan
Why are Ausrapes so rape?
http://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/mobile/australian-man-charged-with-luring-13-year-old-girl-for-sex-1.3299833
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND
>>71597915
We don't
>mummy found the slippery willy sock
there's something nauseating about jews and judaism
Am I white?
>>71597904
absolutely outstanding post if i'm honest
yo /brit/ i don't know if you noticed it but i've had your back from day one niggas let's blow this bitch
*comes home absolutely trollied and vomits in the drawing room*
rev up the gas chambers 2b
we ought to exterminate every last one
>mum found the spoff trough
>mum found the chamber pot
>dad found the spunk ice cubes
>>71597948
That's really disgusting I get one wants to feel pleasure but there's just something nasty about it.
>>71597940
why should we believe you when the talmud tells you to lie
>>71597968
>le 20% face
got called a plonker at costco
>>71597968
oyyyy veeeyyyyy
>I wonder if secular Jews think the same as religious ones do regarding goyim
>mum found my talmud
hey hey you you i don't like your girlfriend
because because she sucks at memeing
>>71598010
The Talmud isn't just a book like the Bible with hundreds of opinions from different rabbis going back and forth with different arguments since before Christ.
>>71598029
>3%
>reliable
mum caught me goose-stepping while doing a Roman salute once while I was plastered
how is secular jew not an oxymoron
should i go to waffle house tomorrow lads?
>step dad found the poop tube
got called a willy at trader joe's
>>71597904
underrated post
>>71598068
Judaism is not like other religions
A Jew is a Jew by birth. Even if they don't believe in any aspect of the Torah/Talmud, they're still a Jew.
>>71598051
I don't believe you.
Not memeing here
Might do a cheeky conversion to Vajrayana Buddhism
BEST
GIRL
who else /weebbuthatesanimewithaburningpassion/ here
>>71597968
Yes. Reminder that white people are called "Caucasian" because Victorian people thought that people from the Caucuses were extremely white
>By the early nineteenth century, Circassians were associated with theories of racial hierarchy, which elevated the Caucasus region as the source of the purest examples of the "white race", which was named the Caucasian race after the area by Johann Friedrich Blumenbach. Blumenbach theorised that the Circassians were the closest to God's original model of humanity, and thus "the purest and most beautiful whites were the Circassians"
>In Henry Lindlahr's words in the early 20th century, "Blue-eyed Caucasian regiments today form the cream of the Sultan's army.
>According to the feminist Harriet Martineau, Circassians were the only saving virtue of the Egyptian army and if they were to be excluded the upper class in Egypt would be doomed.
>In consequence, several Ottoman Sultans were ethnic Circassians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLhlSiCk0ME
>>71598093
then it's not a religion at all
>grandma found my ejaculation lounge
>>71598087
Fuck you on about you mong, this guy literally just rated it very highly, perhaps even overrated it
>>71598096
>not Shia Islam
I shig, therefore I dig
>Louise Mensch is a self admitted Thatcherite
>Lefties love her because she hates Trump
REALLY makes me think.
Although with this whole /pol/ defending Milo thing it's create a conundrum in my mind.
Are we at the point in history that we throw away principles and our sense of ethics just for people on our team?
Can nobody think for themselves anymore?
Must we knowingly defend wrongness and criticise rightness?
What have we, both sides, become?
>>71598103
The Caucasian in my DNA is a result of an ancient Bronze age migration from the Caucasus to southern Italy anyway
>>71598093
It's common knowledge
samefag my posts constantly to start arguments desu lads
sorry for making /brit/ a worse place in general
>>71598108
well yeah, it's much more than that. they're an ethnoreligious group.
>>71598137
shut up
>>71598110
screeching
>>71598153
>@TimmyUk
Are there other Tims?
>ethnoreligious
also an oxymoron
>>71598110
howling
>>71598163
i'll ethnock the fuck out of you in a minute you absolute oxymoron
>>71598130
"politically minded" commoners have and will always be utter mongoloids without purpose or direction in life.
>mum found the smegma jar
So many /brit/ posters browse reddit
>open up /brit/
>it ain't me starts playing
>>71598132
Then you are probably part Scythian
>The Scythians (/ˈsJθi.ən/ or /ˈsJði.ən/; from Greek Σkύθης, Σkύθοι), also known as Scyth, Saka, Sakae, Sacae, Sai, Iskuzai, or Askuzai, were a large group of Iranians.
>The 2nd century BC Han Chinese envoy Zhang Qian described the Sai (Scythians) as having yellow (probably meaning hazel or green), and blue eyes. n Natural History, the 1st century AD Roman author Pliny the Elder characterizes the Seres, sometimes identified as Iranians (Scythians) or Tocharians, as red-haired and blue-eyed. The fourth-century Roman historian Ammianus Marcellinus wrote that the Alans, a people closely related to the Scythians, were tall, blond and light-eyed.
>>71598133
go back to /isr/
>>71598163
*trump voice* wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnoreligious_group
>>71598130
>both sides
you are part of the problem
>>71598130
milo isn't even that bad you mong
>>71598204
fuck off you ABSOLUTE nigger
purchased some meme spirit today
mostly because 1.14 litres costs the same as a 750ml bottle of other stuff.
>>71598153
pizza express is bro tier
>>71598228
Copped a handle of Stoli for $24
>>71598197
Interesting
Don't understand why my German/Austrian is showing up as British on the test, though
>tfw it's going to be the first ever grime album to go number 1
been listening to grime over 10 years through thick and thin
bit emotional about this
Pope Francis is the antichrist
mad that in a few years people will find out everything you've ever posted on 4chan and use it to discredit you and stop you from ever gaining a position of power
>milo isn't even that bad-
>>71598252
careful, you'll trigger the uncultured rorkes
>>71598256
I don't know that much about catholicism but the sheer idea of a pope is just bizarre
>>71598252
Why do you fags call your shitty Brit rap grime? Makes me fucking cringe 2bh.
>yank gets genetic test so he can become one with the botnet
>HOL UP.... u b sayin we wuz SCYTHIANS N'SHIT!!
>buys a horse and starts firing arrows into neighbours yards
abducted some runt the other night and stuck things up his bum
dressed up as an alien so no one would believe him haha
>>71598228
i actually like it, meme or not, it's cinnamony and pleasant, I'd rather drink something I like than not because strangers on the internet make fun of me for it
>>71598288
Jesus created the position of the pope you heathen
ira are bro tier
>>71598289
grime is a different genre from rap
https://twitter.com/14Froger14/status/835260209803083776
is wearing hugo boss a shibboleth for being a rorke?
>>71598303
I've actually never tried it before
I'll have some in a little bit and see how it is.
since its cheap if I like it it might become a regular buy
>>71597495
Who is this qt?
>>71598304
>Jesus said, "My kingdom is not of this world..."
What did he mean by this?
Nothing funnier than a non-native English speaker trying to tell/type a funny joke
>#Nationalist #Traditionalist #Leaf On Gab - same username. Married to @ArianaHilter Pronouns are he/Your Majesty/him Satire
>>71598318
no
>tfw saw my reflection in a window today and realized I look like a huge nazi
no wonder people give me weird looks, especially since I got my hair cut.
>>71598332
>Jesus said "Peter, you are the rock upon which I will build my Church..."
What did he mean by this?
>>71598318
>shibboleth
watch out lads this one's got his thesaurus out
>>71598342
I saw that and was thoroughly disgusted
https://twitter.com/louiseaoyn/status/835222853658296321
>>71598252
god i hate stormzy and grime in general so fucking much. every time i'm at a club and that shit comes on the dancefloor dies because where I live isn't overrun with niggers
Pope = infallible
Jesus = just a man
I think its an easy choice.
>>71598293
fucking lol
remember some greek wanker said these bronze age central asians were tall red heads
Go on home, British posters, go on home
Have you got no fucking chans of your own?
>>71598354
>he needs a dictionary in order to browse /brit/
never change, australia
DS9 > Voyager > TNG > POWER GAP > Enterprise > Original Trek
>>71598308
grime is just trap with an accent
>>71598388
imagine being this tasteless
>>71598328
https://youtu.be/d1h_W7mMYiU
>>71598344
Catholics think this verse means Jesus wanted you to
>elect Popes
>create a kingdom in Italy
>tax other Christians
Really makes me think
>>71598388
i know you're trolling but I really liked ds9
>>71598388
>>71598405
my dad really likes voyager
https://twitter.com/wqzvxk/status/835216204792905728
>>71598414
your dads likes borg titties, not voyager
>>71598409
>thinking the Bible should be read into anything but Latin and distributed to the masses
you're part of the problem
>>71598408
She is like a literal angel
>>71598411
Me too.
>>71598431
haha
>short
>balding
>small willy
>fat
>bulbous nose
>recessed chin but can't even grow a beard to hide it
>>71598409
>God let Jesus die on the cross and be pushed around by Romans/Jews
>God gave the Pope a swanky palace and universal authority to act in his name
Well I started out with Spurdo memes, posting frogs and porn
There was a hundred more lads like me, I never was alone
>>71598434
she posts on /pol/ too
literal perfection
got called a mong at whole foods
>>71598289
just fuck off yank
grime stems from UK rave music such as garage, jungle and dnb
a lot of uk hip hop gets labelled as grime now which just confuses the whole situation
there's so many layers to what grime is and how it came about that quite frankly a yank will never understand
it's also kind of a reaction to British rappers in the 90s using yank accents as an authentic british sound
>>71598390
there are lots of rappers in London making drill music which is basically copying chicago style but adding in some meme london slang
as I said above,some of this is getting mislabelled as grime but it's just a load of shite
>>71598453
Pics
>>71598432
>not reading the Bible in the original 1st century Aramaic
is star trek or anime more autistic? my gut feeling is anime
Me and the lads on tour
https://youtu.be/7cufG2Dlxvk?t=49
>>71598485
anime if you're not japanese
>>71597495
JUST tier hairline
Reminder that the first Pope got BTFO by Paul
>"But when Peter came to Antioch, Paul opposed him to his face, because he stood condemned." Galatians 2:11
>open up /brit/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfK-WX2pa8c
>>71598470
And images?
>>71598494
i wonder if japanese autists watch star trek
now THAT would be something
>>71598470
Proofs???
Post waifus
>>71598517
Any images* of her posting?
all of my friends are dead
all of my friends are dead
they got smacked in the head, all my friends are dead
>>71598414
>I uhhh... just really like the plot son
What's /brit/ listening to?
Thundercat's new album has some catchy songs, if a little samey in places:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrQMIlJbgs8
Most craft beer isn't half as good as Budweiser
>>71598528
I don't have a waifu but anime is good.
>>71598538
I listened to it at work today
It had potential to be cool but it gets kinda boring, just like his last album
>>71598528
>>71598485
Star Trek if you're younger than 30. Anime if you're older than 30
If Doland Trunks makes a false statement using an unnamed source and the media reports that statement as true, is that considered fake news and who is in the wrong in this situation?
>>71598344
it means christianity exists only in the minds of christians
If you don't order your steak medium rare, you're a disgrace
>>71598557
i don't watch anime but i still have a waifu
>>71598564
Why aren't you slaying pussy lad?
>>71598538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37R-hSSMxL0
>>71598528
the missus
i think i stay up really late because i don't feel like i have to do anything at night
pooing POOING
Flowtie
Because racecar
Hmmm
>shalom fellow white person!
>white pride is bad!
>i'm so proud of being jewish!
>>71598612
misshapen
>>71598612
source pls la' x
>>71598612
seriosly, you have to stop posting that
>>71598612
fat bint tbqh
Vaccines do not cause autism
>>71598304
>>71598344
pope francis is changing the church's teaching on divorce and remarriage before our very eyes, vatican ii blatantly changed the church teaching on religious liberty and non catholics being saved.
so much for being an unchangeable divine institution
ah yes its time for another week of sniffing in pub toilets and watching aston villa
>>71598640
got three vaccines done today
literally cost me over $300
such bullshit
Chinese gf
you don't have to love me
but you will respect me
PS4 is better than Xbox one
>>71598623
https://youtu.be/yCdYEInD9Og?t=408
yank posts especially awful tonight
Older bloke at work was wearing a Manchester United jersey today.
>>71598642
Pope Francis is a literal joke
All Catholics are
too smart to not be a Catholic
Dickhead college student turned right without signalling and nearly turned my bike and I into paste
>>71598650
hope you get relegated again xoxoxoxo
don't understand why soccer is called "football" in europe but we already have a sport called football
>>71598650
what pub you going tomorrow pal?
>>71598694
Good lad
>>71598663
Better than getting meningitis or the flu desu
politically correct master race
the steps that, i retraced
the sad look, on your face
the timing, and structure
did you head, that he fucked her
>>71598684
It was a pajeet wasn't it
exclusive photo of the ayylmao
>>71598711
not even a brummie, i just like seeing deluded clubs put in their place
>>71598737
No, white guy with a British (?) surname.
>>71598612
bet its clinging right to her poohole
>>71598744
>tfw da gulls win da league
birmingham is a footballing powerhouse on par with manchester and london
>>71598744
>put in their place
lmao bet you support a team that's never been champions of Europe
>>71598687
I grew up in an extremely traditionalist catholic cult called the society of saint pius x, we had literal geocentrists and flat earthers giving us leaflets as kids.
Also the famous holocaust denying bishop Richard Williamson came to our chapel.
>>71598689
too smart to not believe the brown scapular, a wool cloth necklace will protect you from the demons that want to make you masturbate and that if you die wearing it our lady who is the co redemptrix will rescue you from purgatory on the first saturday
>>71598766
And Ipswich
if you like cats more than dogs, you're part of the problem
lads i don't know if you noticed it but i've had your back from day one niggas let's blow this bitch
>>71598752
>(?)
bait him out
1. Varanjaya Buddhism
2. Shia Islam
3. Protestant Christianity
4. Japanese Shinto
5. Bahaism
.
.
.
9001. Catholicism
90001. Hinduism
900001. Sunni Islam
9000001. Atheism
>>71598744
what are villa deluded about?
>>71598706
Aston Tavern or Witton Arms depends on the result
new meme x
>>71598790
where does Judaism fit in
say you got money for senpai back at yard? then your yard must be in west brom
>>71598787
Google says it's a Scottish last name.
>>71598797
in the radical middle
>>71598784
if you ever kill that janny bitch, I'll show you where the ocean is
>>71598719
more exotic than that
also flu vacs are free here
I got Hep A, Japanese encephalitis, and Tetanus.
got more on Tuesday plus malaria meds and dukoral
bleeding me dry here these fucking doctors
I hate paying for things, idk how you lot deal with it.
>>71598779
cats are cute and harmless
>>71598795
>reddit flags
FOY
>>71598790
well jesus christ mike, jesus christ, let's hit em all, let's hit em all now, while we got the muscle
>>71598812
>I got Hep A, Japanese encephalitis, and Tetanus.
rip bro
>>71598792
Do you hang out with Villalad?
>>71598519
Peace One Love = /pol/
>>71598797
0. Judaism
>tfw no mates anymore
>>71598795
posting this to r/4chan
>>71598669
Sexy voice
>>71598838
*strokes your lower lip*
>>71598790
*Vajrayana
and that's just the practice of Tantra combined with Buddhist spirituality.
>hating Catholosism
>hating Hinduism
>hating Sunni
confirmed mong
go back to watching Joe Rogan
showed the chinese gf reddit
don't think she got the point
>>71598832
villalad hates me :+(
Green = Protestant = Good places to live = Law abiding = Innovative = Wealthy = Hard Working
Non green = Not Protestant = shit places to live = siestas = lazy wine drinkers = poor
Really makes me think.....HMMMMMMMM
HUUUMMM..........
>>71598795
>forget the ejaculation lounge
baka
>>71598795
ah yes very VERY good
Business idea: buy a salvage title c6 corvette for cheap and slap a used procharger kit on it with some beefy tires
>>71598860
rasheed
>>71598867
dumb post
>>71598865
Haha why?
>>71598845
good luck pal
Convinced that people who go around agreeing with other posters and posting things like "exceptional post" or "my nigga" are flaming faggots and need to kts
>>71598795
>>71598845
Posting it to r/4chan RIGHT NOW
the karma is MINE
>>71598867
>poland and russia have less protestants than china, cuba and saudi arabia
wew
>>71598885
this
>>71598795
also posting this to r/4chan
should i go to waffle house tomorrow lads?
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5w2afz/mum_found_the_spunk_sofa/
>>71598542
delete this
mum found the alien living under my bed
>>71598812
Japanese encephalitis is spooky. Nurse didn't give me it because I didn't have enough time to get the boosters. Got like 40 mosquito bites in India and then spent the rest of the trip fretting that I might have incurable encephalitis
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA