/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

Quebecois girls

I pretty much run this general

Last night I dreamed I had a qt girlfriend. I think I prefer the horrifying surreal nightmares that usually haunt my sleep

>>71596511

CLASSIC South Dakota post

>>71596481
ever consider getting a life outside of footfaggotry on /cum/?

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>I pretend to be a namefag but don't have his redditflags

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You all are more significant than myself.

I got the free month of netflix and I must confess I'm not really impressed with their selection. any better movie streaming services?

hey guys

>>71596523
Had a dream last night that I kept getting stabbed to death.

might do a diarrhea

>>71596511
that's exactly why i pulled all of dog's teeth so he can chew and nibble away all he wants until I cum on his flews and he starts licking that up as well

>>71596526
yeah 90% of the day when I'm not here LOL

>>71596554
darkweb

>>71596562
scary

>>71596563
groce

the police are the best band to ever make music

Thinking of calling the gf over buds

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a coisa é que o Hitler não fez nada errado além de perder

>>71596593

fucking normie

>>71596580
rescue me before i fall into despair(o)

>>71596554
>any better movie streaming services?
putlocker

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>>71596598

>>71596556
hey baja

>>71596580

Nikka u gay.

>>71596384
>>71596387
what about san fransisco

Germany pretty much runs this general

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>people still use netflix

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the gf

>It's another "all your teeth fall out" dream

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>>71596622

Listening to one of the official rap stations on Spotify and it's terrible
Don't understand why people like it desu

>>71596635
Who? Is that where Hollywood is?

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what's whiter, Hulu or Netflix?

>>71596667
Listen to this if you want good rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIUn1AvcQ_g

Hello my northern american friends and mexico

>>71596674
Hulu

pro tip: both have a shit selection

>>71596671
its where the golden gate bridge is

>>71596674
crackle

>>71596667
Young kids are conditioned to like songs where negroes say they're going to kill and rape people while making money and insulting other negroes and whitey

You can thank the (((media)))

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Can I get a kiss?

>>71596689
that's a set from Fresh Prince retard

>>71596635
San Francisco?

Didn't it died in like 1900?

>>71596674

Blacks culturally appropriated Netflix, so i guess hulu.

>>71596683

sup texas

>>71596511
I did this when I was like 11 and still feel disgusted by it

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>>71596702

>>71596719
I finally seceded
when is California going to do it

>>71596710
and a real place too
havent you ever seen the intro to full house?

>>71596713
have you been living in a cave for a century?

>>71596746

never. even the people here are calling secesionists retarded

>>71596766
>another tv show
hmmm, really proving your point
and set your flag dumb dumb

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>>71596732
Is that a boy? Sir, I am not a homosexual. I am a homosapien, however.

>>71596792
No it's a drawing

>>71596732
Why is the sequel so awful

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>>71596556
Hello there.

beer is disgusting and not refreshing
only good for catching a buzz

>>71596841
kys

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>promised myself I wouldn't drink today because I've been drinking every day for quite a while now
>can't stop thinking about how fucking much I just want to drink right now

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>b*jachan still will not post her(male) bra and panties

>>71596642
Nigga how do you have the time to compare Netflix vs. some other streaming providers and form an opinion on their relative merits?

I've paid for Netflix for a couple of years and rarely even have time to watch anything there. Still it's nice to have for the occasional bored moment.

>>71596873
Kiss kiss!

>>71596789
i only mentioned it because all you seem to know about the world outside your basement is from tv shows
and im not setting shit connecticuck

>>71596880
Just Do It!

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>ICE was in my city

>>71596841
bajachan

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When is the next /cum/ meet-up

>>71596930
I'll set my dick in your ass if you dont prove that San Diego is real

>>71596954
i, too, enjoy cold weather

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Any of y'all got a favorite artist?
I'm a fan of Jasper Francis Cropsey's work. He was an American landscape artist. I'm going to buy a portrait of this painting, Starucca Viaduct, Pennsylvania to make the walls in my room less bare. Also,

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Good evening, /cum/

How's your friday night going?

>>71596873
rude.

>>71596887
It'll never happen... maybe.

>>71596964
Yes?

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>>71596968
I read that

>>71596988
>maybe
muh dick

Aldrich ate my waifu
He must die

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>>71596988
>maybe
Post or I'll heem you

>>71596968

I need a car, then Im going on a west coast meetup

I'll HEEM the anon from OC, and maybe pick up the slav normie before going to Oregon

>>71596987

Norman Rockwell

>>71596988
>How's your friday night going?
i can't drink this beer fast enough desu

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>>71596987
Leonid Afremov is one my favorite's too. I like the vivid colors in his paintings. I'm trying to find a good portrait of this one to put somewhere in my room too.

>>71596968
/midwest/ is meeting up this summer I believe

>>71596988
It's okay, how's yours?

>>71597044
i love this

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>tfw good looking but poor

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>>71597067
good taste, here's another one I like

>>71597082
post ass

>>71597082
>tfw ugly and poor

starting a rap and roll band. who wants in?

test

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>>71597147
i have full set of this

>>71597179
what's the name of the band?

>>71597179
let me know when and where you're playing so i can be somewhere else

>>71597200
/cum/sies

>>71597179

>rap and roll

vost a sample

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>>71597189
post em

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>>71597220
ew. I don't like it. I wouldn't join your ban if you paid me. You missed out, pick a better name for your band next time.

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why are necks so slutty

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cute girls with big butts are my type

>>71597257
Fuck you then
Only cuties are allowed in, dont think you'd have made the cut anyways

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B T F O
T
F
O

>roommate gives me a giant sundae cause he ate a bit of my ice cream
>put it in the freezer for tonight
>he gets drunk and eats it anyway
reeeee now i dont have a snack

>>71597272
t. transylvanian

>>71597061
I felt stressed all day but now I'm pretty ok.

>>71597032
Just remember to enjoy it, unless you have a drinking problem or something.

>>71597015
>Post or I'll heem you
Then do it.

>>71597183
1974? Not a big fan.

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>>71597300
>plz impeach him republican congress

lel

>>71597303

not my fault necks are slutty

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>>71597324
>Then do it.
All we need is a green card and a bed then

>>71597324
>unless you have a drinking problem or something.
haha w-why would i have one of those

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>>71597324
Is this image of you shopped?

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>>71596465
wish I had good knees to join the military

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>>71597409
d-delete this

its really cold out for some reason

tucked up in a blanket now

What does love taste like?

that feel when no bohemian lifestyle armpit hair gf

fuck off

>going to the gym
>start screaming inside the car

Is the testosterone right?

>>71597499

salty coins and milk

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>>71597515
Nope, that might be something else

>>71597515
manchild

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>>71597372
Very well.

>>71597376
I see.
Everyone has a secret as much as we all have a problem. Don't feel bad for it.

>>71597409
No.

>>71597499
I don't know.

I'm slowly becoming more and more attracted to skinny white girls with medium-tiny asses. Is the American programming finally wearing off?

>>71597536

It never happened to me before, it was so weird, like i was hyping myself up.

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who /deepdish/ here?

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This is what a REAL IRISH MAN looks like

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>>71597556
You need to be bred 2bh

>>71597324
eat shit

I have a really bad headache for some reason

>>71597673
Not smoking enough joints my nigger

>>71597594
yuck.. is that spinach?

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>>71597234
second

>deep dish
>pizza
yeah no

>>71597709
i could go for some 99c slices rn

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>>71597285
whatever. you're just jealous because I'm better than you anyways.

>jew yorker doesn't like pizza thicker than 1mm

color me shocked

>literally where, kansas thinks casserole in a pie dish is pizza

wew

>>71597673
Try to drink more water and breathe properly.

>>71597594
this is closer to a lasagna pie than a pizza

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There are children in my house. I want them to leave desu.

>calispic thinks he can even chime in a pizza convo

LMAOING RN

>>71597761
I don't think drinking water will cure a headache

>>71597761

I downed a big ol glass of milk like 30 minutes ago. it cant be dehydration

>>71597777

quads confirm Deep dish a shit

>>71597725
I like it sometimes, it's just not pizza

>>71597793
this is why you will die a virgin

>>71597793
show them your cock and they'll want leave for sure

>bumfuck nowhere doesnt know about based west coast pizza

not surprised, I know how backwards it is over there when locals fuck cows out of boredom

>>71597777
It is, but it's fucking delicious.

detroit style deep dish is the only acceptable form of deep dish

chicago a shit

>>71597793
I want to put children into a girl desu

>Americans arguing about their one claim to having culture

>calispic pizza

Don't even want to imagine what that abomination would be like.

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WEST COAST VS EAST COAST

>>71597832
> The square shaped pizza is the result of being baked in a square pan, which is often not a pizza pan.[1] Rather, industrial parts trays are often used, which were originally made to hold small parts in factories.

GENUINE MOTOR CITY TASTE™

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>>71597832
This.

>literally proving my point

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>>71597849
>pizza
>american

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>self loathing cunt
There are no euros here to pat you on your back, fuck off

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>>71597499
I long for the embrace of a loving female. There is no covering up or hiding that from myself. I don't need one, but the longing for one will always be there like a vacancy. Even I can't control my nature.
It hurts, but oh well. This life will be just like a flash anyway.

>>71597829
Washfag here. Shut the fuck up Cali, you elitistic shitlet.

scientific papers published after 1945 cannot be trusted

>>71597888
trips of truth, although I'll give him the botd and assume he's a proxynigger

>>71597866
that's a big anime

>>71597893

go drink your starbucks, you hipster cunt

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>>71597837
But they'll use up all your money that you could spend on things that you actually like

>kraut leaves
>caraposter enters

Will /cum/ ever be good?

I enjoy every style of pizza

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go to church

>>71597947
fuck off

>>71597802
>>71597801
That's just a suggestion though.

It usually work to me.

>>71597944
>Will /cum/ ever be good?
No.

>>71597947
fuck off

>>71597888
>there are no euros in /cum/

>>71597962
cum is good when you're here

>>71597944
/cum/ was a mistake

I've been called everything on this site and i honestly can say that being compared to the feetkraut is the only thing that has hurt my feelings.

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>>71597962
will u marry me?

>>71597954
and then burn it?

Anyone else pronounce Baja as Baha, but pronounce it Ba-ja when they see Bajachan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bn5B2CLE_k

Fucking monkeys mierrrrrda

>>71598002
bajaah

>>71598002
No, because I'm not retarded.

>>71597919
Your state looks like a used and bloody tampon with a socialist star in the corner. Also we aren't Portland, Oregon, you ignorant retard.

>>71597944
I'm still here my dudes

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>>71598002
>>71598002

Why is it every time I post the Carafag responds to me?

>>71598033

why would you assume I meant Portland if I said Starbucks

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>>71598033
Also just to prove my point:

Is it wrong that I prefer brown eyes to blue ones?
I'm white btw.

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>>71598052

Because im in love with you, thats why im able to know is you even though you dont have any identifier.

>>71597987
Not really.

Most of the real powerposters are now gone.

>>71598000
Nice trips desu.

Sure.

>>71598052
He's... OBSESSED

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*starts a commune*

>>71598069
blue eyes aren't aesthetic at all. People just think uncommon = desirable

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>>71598083
R-really I thought you didnt like me?

>>71598126
>>71598083
>>71598000
fuck off she's mine

>>71598082
bby <3

>>71598122
>blue eyes
>uncommon

where do you live?

Day of the rope for reddit flag users when?

>>71598054
Because no matter where you go, there's always a Starbucks anywhere in the world, so your agrument is invalid.

>>71598152
regional flags will be built in to 4chan soon.

>>71598151
Blue eyes are only like 20-30% of our pop.

Just popped a zit on the ol' coinpurse

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>tfw there is a mcdonalds and a starbucks at the side of the louvre

I feel the love, lets educate these idiots.

>>71598083
>Most of the real powerposters are now gone

I know a few have left, but I don't think it's too different now than when I used to come here about a year ago

tfw you're the last of the original /cum/ powerposters

>doesn't have an extra flag

Who even are you? Why should I respond to yet another american flag?

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>>71598143
Go back to Louisiana nigger

>>71598172
1/5 people is not uncommon

>>71598187
That honestly makes me disgusted.

>>71598195
go eat your plastic garbage pizza, jew yorker

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>>71598220
I can't, fuck Boston

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I have so much love to give, and no one to give it to.
This maketh me downhearted. :'(

>>71598242
UPDATE YOUR REDDIT FLAGS YOU LYING FUCK

Reddit flags fags >>>/out/

>>71598199

You say that, wait till you are fed up with bread and cheese. Someone has to teach these animals that you can put the cheese IN the bread and make some god damn sandwiches.

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>Kansas
>insulting New York pizza

do not respond to country-only flags

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>>71598255
I used to post as Mass but I'm in NY often and I'm going to be in a million different places in the foreseeable futures so I shan't change it

Boston trash

>drinking mate with
what your excuse?

>drinking mate with

what did he mean by this

tfw i like oat milk
tfw could become vegan
but meat is so easy to make high calories food from
and soy sucks

>>71598302
with sugar*

>>71598279
Well I don't live in California but I know it's spic infested, homeless ridden garbage.

You don't have to live in a state to have experienced its culture.

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>>71596465

>>71598253
I feel like I would be the most caring boyfriend.

Not the best because I'm autistic as hell and would probably embarrass her in front of friends, but certainly the most thoughtful and loyal.

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>>71598126
Well, I'm still trying to be nice with other people in general, which I consider a good progress.

>>71598189
This.

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>Well I don't live in California but I know it's spic infested, homeless ridden garbage.
>You don't have to live in a state to have experienced its culture.

>>71598333
:3

>>71598320

> soy sucks

Try it with different things, i just ate a salmon with soy sauce and cheese, shit fucking rocks. but you can use it on other stuff. it literally is just salt.

where is jotolisco

>>71598349
are you cute?

>>71598336
Everyone thinks this man

>>71598349
Good progress? Were you a meanie before?

>>71598320
if you know how to season it it doesn't suck

>>71598360
it's also literally just estrogen

>>71598363
anime twitter

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>mfw someone from Kantsas tries to insult anything about another state near me

>>71598385
Everyone thinks they're autistic? Wew, that's a relief.

is vaping real? i almost cannot believe the subculture surrounding vaping

>>71598363
Jotolisco was the best poster itt

How you doing Leaf? Remember we love you

>>71598403
>he thinks I'm from kansas

I know it's a strange concept for calihomelesspics but successful people tend to move around the country every few years

>>71598410
My dad does it, but he was a chain smoker his entire life.

>>71598410
There's like 4 shops in my relatively small city

I decided to go to a party with my friend instead of posting in /cum/
bye

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Reminder

Girls can only max out their cute stat as a chubby girl. Soft and squishy is cute. If you value the cute factor you should go for chubby girls.

>>71598397
i think this is a myth desu

>>71598391
>>71598360
hm could try living one month without meat again
i was vegetarian for few months but it was too much of an hassle
due to my parents eating so much meat and when i visited them
they had to cook 2 meals
and theres the part when and if i go eat outside with friends

>>71598435
>>71598437
why are there unironic vape competitions though? i get why nicotene addicts vape

>>71598404
Well most autistic people tell themselves that if they had a gf they'd be the most loyal and loving there ever was. Sorta how Elliot thought he was the supreme gentleman

>>71598446
>>>/cgl/

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>>71598430
>successful people
>going to Kansas

>>71598446

Fat acceptance has come too far.

>>71598357
Even though you're a cunt, I do agree with you on this.

>>71598410
Yes, I remember some kid I used to work with at a camp years back would vape every morning and I had no fucking clue what he was doing since I had no clue it existed

>>71598465
how would autists even cheat if they managed to get a gf?

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>>71598461

If I had a gf I'd be the most loyal and loving bf there ever was.

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I vape everyday.

>>71598498
It's not that they would cheat, they think they would love the girl more or treat her better or something along those lines

What exactly is a gangam anyway?

>>71598526
normies are really bad at being loyal

a majority of long lasting marriages experience adultery

If I had a gf I'd get a felony for domestic violence.

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>>71598379
No. At least that's what I think about myself.

>>71598385
>Were you a meanie before?
No, but I don't usually respond when someone tries to talk to me for some reason.

>>71598479
I live in the Kansas City metro area to be a database analyst for a fortune 500 company.

What are you doing with your life?

>>71598459
almost 3 years being vegetarian, ama

>>71598571
Y tho

>>71598566
you are cute.

>>71598568
mr wagecuck over here.

JASON MATTHEW THIRSK THIS ONE'S FOR YOOOOOOOUUUU

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>>71598526
This. Also general 22 years old depressive virgin faggots think that a gf is the only thing they need, and will therefore realize that is not true, if they even get to have one.

>>71598600
>wage
lmao

How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

Can't tell if I'd be a good boyfriend based on these replies. I'm autistic too but don't think shit like this >>71598609.

>>71598571
what does your diet mostly consist of?
do you add much oil to reach that 2k calories, i had extremely low blood sugar as a vegan and problems with calories

what is your favorite dish?

what do you think of consuming fish, from a non-harming source

>>71598609
those 22 year old depressive virgins need gfs to take care of them because they have mummy issues

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>>71598566
Do you have child bearing hips?

>>71598625
saw this on /r/socialism too

any mexicans listen to podcasts in spanish? I'd like some recommendations if any of you absolute qts have any :3

>>71598625
they reward him with bio survival tokens whose value are based on fossil fuels

>>71598662
>average calispic

>>71598619

I dont understand why are you laughing.

If they pay you really well in some other forms of monetary compensations pls gib monies.

>>71598625
This reminds me of when an upper class men back in high school tried telling me school was inhumane and they overworked you so you could become a zombie

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>>71598641
isint baja a man wtf senpai
stop being gay

>>71598680
>STOP DRINKING FROM SKULLS

>>71598625
How in the hell can a man enjoy posting the same copypasta over and over again?

>>71598677
I get paid by salary, not wage

Wages are for poorfags and nurses

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>>71598680
maybe

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>>71598566
Because you can't think of things to say?
That's what happens to me.

>>71598675
Fuck u kansas, I might have a chance to work in mexico for the current company I work for, and I want to brush up on my spanish, I told them I was fluent in spanish, that's why I'm being considered in teh first place@

Factotum is a pretty good book though

>>71598635
You might be a good bf, but dont think that a gf will solve all your problems. When i was like 17, I thought i NEEDED a gf. I somehow managed to get a gf that literally adored me. I only liked her. We used to have sex, watch films, play vidya, etc. I thought i needed some kind of stable relationship, but when i got it, I dumped her within the first 5 months.
She was boring after all, but i realized that having a gf won't make it better unless you really love her.

>>71598708

Pretty sure "salary" is for poor people.

>>71598754
It may be backwards in Mexico, but here in burgerville only poorfags get paid hourly

>>71598749
Hm....thank you for the advice spenfrend.

>>71598635
If you're really that much of an autist, you probably wouldn't connect to people the way normal people do. For me, a gf would be nice, but it isn't worth the trouble.

>tfw will never get to fuck audrey hepburn in her prime

christ i would literally kill a man

>>71598739
>Actually being excited to work in MEXICO
L M A O

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tfw your friend describes you while describing himself

If Trump makes a false statement and the media reports it as true, is it fake news?

>>71598785
>almost 300,000$ a year
yea i'd like that job desu

>>71598789
>pretending that was sent to you

>>71598775

Ehh, is there a difference? And people dont get paid by the hour here i think, i mean i have never worked, but people discuss their weekly, monthly and 15 days salary.

In Spanish supposedly Salary(salario) is for poor people because of salt or some shit.

Anyway you are still a wagecuck.

>>71598821
>mistaking pesos for dollars

>>71598821
Not even the whole mexican race gets 300k a year

>>71598826
shit, caught

>>71598821
If what I've heard is true, you could live like a king in Mexico with that kind of money

>>71598836
No, I'm a salarycuck. Get it right you dumb NEET.

>implying you won't kys by age 30 like all worthless NEET leeches do

>>71598821

ehh uhh i can personally help you with your spanish mr americano

Unless is this >>71598839 then vete a chingar a tu madretion.

>>71598839
believe me, I wouldn't make that mistake again! (jk that's never happened to me)
but honestly, I made sure it was in dollars

>>71598849
the mexican company will be paying my company and I'll be getting paid by the american company, so it all works out

Gee this kansas guy sure sounds like an autistic loser

>>71598863
you could live like a king here with 300k

>>71598873

Pretty sure once im done with college i basically can have a job wherever i want.

>>71598637
>what does your diet mostly consist of?
anything that doesn't have meat
>do you add much oil to reach that 2k calories
no, i dont care that much about healthy eating
>what is your favorite dish?
not sure, enchiladas prrobably
>what do you think of consuming fish, from a non-harming source
like without killing fish? it's ok in my book

>>71598915
How much do you think you'll be making?

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>>71598336
I'm not overly caring, as in I respect people's need for personal space, but I think I'm fairly thoughtful. I believe that I'd make a good companion in some ways but probably a lousy one in others. I'm a homebody who's not very social, which would turn most females off, but I'm definitely not closed to travel. I'm quiet, but not very shy. I've been told that I'm a good listener, and I'm not very judgemental when it comes to people's problems. I'm also pretty curious about people and enjoy listening. I was raised alongside 4 sisters, so I've learned patience with females over the years.
I've been an eremite for the past 7 years so I've barely talked to non-relative females who're around my age. I'm a bit timid in uncomfortable social settings and I'm easily tired out by a lot of people and noise, so even when around females, I'll likely not get the opportunity to talk with any and if they did speak with me, it likely wouldn't go anywhere. I was in a room full of females the other day. One was resting her head on her friend's shoulder, and I noticed her staring at me. I looked at her, held eye contact for a few seconds without changing my expression, then looked back to the person talking. I noticed that she began waving at me right as I looked away, but I didn't look back since I wouldn't know how to react.
At least my 2 cats like me, they follow me everywhere.

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>your language was robbed from you

>>71598850
which one of these is you?

https://twitter.com/LilDoggo45
https://twitter.com/pepe4peace
https://twitter.com/jeromejargangua
https://twitter.com/thedotskip
https://twitter.com/tylereatsass
https://twitter.com/angryshitpost
https://twitter.com/SynRurik

>>71598933

I have absolutely no idea, and idc.

I just know that when i tell people where i study i can see the envy in their faces ;)

>>71598988
not telling

>>71599014
i went to a shitty no-name university, but I got the job anyways because apparently there's a shortage in this country of people that can do basic SQL

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>>71599014
And what would that be?

>>71599037
i only really care if its Bret Thundercuck tbqh

>>71598924
>enchiladas
dont those have cheese in them, or do you use vegan cheese, ive heard that its quite awful, never tried it myself


>like without killing fish? it's ok in my book
no i meant like so it does not harm the fish population
or hunting/fishing your own meat to keep the population in check
would you eat fish if someone you know just took in from the sea/lake and cooked it for you

ALRIGHT LADS
LETS GET THIS DONE
then we can all go to rubber dinghy rapids :)

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>Mfw i let myself fall on a plastic chair and i end sitting in one of my nuts

>>71599170
>outie testies

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>>71599186
*blows you a kiss*

>>71599137
vegetarian isn't as extreme about animal products as veganism, also vegan cheese isn't as awful as you'd think