/brit/

Keeping the other thread open in another tab

Just in case

just had a proper wank

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the bf

>>71585815
Made sure the last thread was on page 4 first, we'll see whether autismo can follow his own arbitrary rules

>>71585828
OwO

>>71585843
dont know if he'll be happy about the mocking tone of this thread

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All you do is delete other people’s posts. But what have you done? What's your claim to fame? You think moot has ever (You)’d one of your posts? He doesn't even know you exist, and you did free work for him. Take that samurai sword off the mantle and slit your wrists. I know you've thought about it. On holidays, your birthday. How about New Year's, when you're sitting there, hand down your pants, playing with your knob, and everyone else out there having fun. Go ahead Janny. Do it. Make the pain go away.

>>71585789
>no edition
shit thread

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>>71585843
>page 4

wat

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Plans for tomorrow:
>walk down t'shop
>buy some rolls
>make some bacon rolls for lunch
>25µg of 1P straight up the mouth hole
>watch the rugby
>do a wank

Might also play some habbo hotel at some point.

Doing a poo

ITV now

>>71585815
Something wrong with your browser's "back" button?

>>71585870
He changes it constantly but page 4 seems to be adequate for him most of the time

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>>71585789
>penny for a janny foundation
honestly i'd donate to this. the janjans do important work and deserve at least a little compensation for their efforts.

>>71585870
LONG LIVE JANNY!UPHOLD THE IMMORTAL SCIENCE OF MARXISM-JANNYISM

>>71585885
cool

guys what if the janny was a grill?

>>71585828
i haven't had one of those in years

hope this thread gets obliterated by the jannys hammer of justice

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wish i had banterous parents

>>71585885
didn't know habbo hotel still exited lol

>>71585885
Absolutely howling

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friday friday gotta get down on friday

im in traffic with these poles yellin free my bro d rose

>>71585946
Kek

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>>71585956
It does but it's a ghost town and complete shite. Only people on it are lifers in their 20s and 10 year olds.

blues fans are getting on my fucking nerves I'm the pub, won one game and think they're the shit

also a bloke just tried to rob my pint whilst typing this

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hmmmmm

gotta have my bowl
gotta have cereal
I SEE MAH FRIIEEEEEENDS

>>71585789
If janny sets up a crowdfunding campaign for his salary then I will gladly donate, I used this site 370+ days per year and I'd gladly pay for a few pints for the kind staff who moderate it desu.

Why do pakis love cats so much?

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>>71586008
>I SEE MAH FRIIEEEEEENDS
;_;

>>71585885
t. furniture stacking autist
big fan of your gimmick though

p.s that's a cob

fuck off rorke

>>71586049
literally me in uni

>mfw I see a cute brit boy

got bad flu or something and feel like I have extreme face cancer

Why don't takeaways deliver cigs any more?

love a musky fanny 2bh

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I'm off out lads

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>>71586077
Forgot pic

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>>71586070
literally
me at school
me at uni
me at work

>>71586097
bum musk > fanny mush honestly

Took dick pills now I've got a hard willy

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>>71586120
>funnyjunk filename

post qt boy bums or spooky ayy lmaos

>>71586152
and nowhere to put it

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>>71586172

>>71586217
he's fucking scrawny

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>>71586172

squee squee im a runt

lots of weird irish people in London

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Had a good session with the therapist today

>>71586274
last two words are redundant

>>71586152
where'd you get em

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It's Friday, let's share some funny or interesting images you think /brit/ might like!

>>71586296
>Had a good session with the therapist today
did you cry?

>>71586309
Just Amazon, nothing too special

good night x

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>Brooklyn Beckham: Model 'Totally Smitten' With Chloe Moretz

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>>71586192
>no brit bf
why even live?

>>71586172

why the fuck is mental illnesses so prevalent on 4chan

do i have some sort of undiagnosed mental illness as well if i've been here for 7 years

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Screeching

>>71586342
No I never cry

>>71586390
most likely

>>71586390
ye

eating

Blackwake seems like a fun game. Does sound like you'd need mates to play with though. randomers could be very unreliable for the type of game it is.

>>71586405
sure thing la

lads


if you're paid on the 25th of the month, every month, are you paid for that months work or the previous months?

i.e. are you paid basically a week in advance, or are you paid 3 weeks "late"?

>>71586296
what did you talk about

>>71586502
you're paid for the 4 weeks you worked since the last payday you absolute tit

>>71586502
99.9% of salaried jobs pay a month in arrears. Meaning you work and then at the end of the period, you're paid for that work.

They don't pay you for work you will/might complete over the coming weeks

>>71586502
previous month

Just ate some salted microwave popcorn

Shit was cash, feels like an anachronism from the 90s though hehe

>>71586502
previous 30 day period

>>71586531
social anxiety
I talked through several social interactions I had recently and I feel very reassured about the now

Wouldn't mind playing Sniper Elite 4 but I'm not paying £40 for it

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>>71586538
>>71586540
>>71586543
>>71586551


my mind is blown lads

i'm gonna get an extra pay check

wahey

>>71586502
I was always paid "in arrears," which means you get paid for time you've done, after you've done it. I've only had shitty jobs though and other jobs might do it differently.

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Lads... should I do it?

reckon I could become a really really famous and successful stand up comedian by just playing clips of different comedians over the sound system and just lip-sync them on stage easily tricking everyone into thinking its ME making those hilarious observational jokes and not chris rock or george carlin or billy connolly or sarah silverman etc

*drops out of law school*

>>71586591
>and other jobs might do it differently.

They don't

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>>71586584

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>>71586597
That's entirely up to you anon

>>71586549
get the sweet and salty kind next. really good.

>CNN and other news organizations were blocked Friday from a White House press briefing.

oy vey

>>71586627
>gif
fuck off

>>71586570
you CLEARLY don't have social anxiety since you didn't feel anxious talking to your therapist

they you are, now you're cured

wish i could do some mandy but my tolerance and serotonin are fucked

>>71586597
The only reason you should vote Tory is if you have a net worth of £1m+

>>71586597
you know you want to shag her, go on lad no one wil judge you

dolan trunks is bullying trans kids now

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>Claudio Ranieri says his "dream died" when he was sacked as Leicester manager nine months after winning the Premier League.

>>71586627
But le Denuvo

>>71586640
good. lefty rags.

>>71586560
>the real reason men won't date me isn't because I'm fucking 40 other blokes a week, it's because they're insecure

>>71586660
Proofs? I voted Tory in the last election and I was a student then.

More qt boy bums

Haven't been on /brit/ since the tuba lad doxxed himself, any new gimmicks since then lads?

Business idea: gather up all cyclists, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight

>>71586597
Theresa May looks like a Disney witch.

>>71586666
I want to wank while she watches me

>>71586560
it sounds like she actually wants someone to date her. i have to think with these women, if a semi decent good looking guy came along, and offered to look after them, most of them would do it. but then fuck it uo with their emotional baggage. sad really.

>>71586640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEg8m3MZA8k

Conked out for an hour after feeling tired all of a sudden after eating my dinner and missed the entire last thread while I was at it, feel all sweaty and disgusting now. In a mood where I just want to lie down and slip into an eternal slumber and not sure why.

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>>71586671
you're free now Claudio

>>71586701
nah none

Who wants £20 off £40 spend at Dominos?

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>>71586701
nope

>>71586502
I get paid on the 15th and get paid two weeks in advance
I think it's shit knowing that once I get paid that I still 'owe' them work
I prefer people to be in debt to me than the other way round
>>71586606
'no'

>Eye keeps bulging again due to my thyroid condition

What horrible deformities do you have lads?

Digimon is here

>media destroying pewdiepie

imagine how redpilled he is getting during this hahaha

there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

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>>71586335

>>71586771
DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS

>>71586780
>be famous
>gain wealth from Jewish companies
>publicly insult Jews

It's like he learned nothing from Mel Gibson

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>>71586780

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Hmmm

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>>71586782

>>71586746
If you give the other £20 too got about 30p lmao. x

>>71586768
what thyroid condition do you have?

i have a pretty debilitating one i cant get my doctor to give me medication for

>>71586768
>lazy eye
>awful skin covered in moles
>bad facial symmetry

Not too bad I guess but I'm past caring now anyway.

>>71586780
And by extension, his 50+ million fans.

business idea: print sexy 'shopped posters of Theresa for the naughty boys

the digimon is from puerto rico

>>71586699
Not a very good one clearly (see 'should').

>>71586780
What are they saying about him? doubt the media has much effect outside of hugboxes anymore desu.

>>71586823
Mel Gibson is doing really well now though,

>>71586780
destroyed? pretty sure he only got more popular because of this entire ordeal

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Wish I had a Cocker Spaniel puppy.

Saw one today and it was really cute.

>>71586780
still don't know who pewdepie is

>pewdiepie pretends to be a nazi
>becomes an actual nazi once he realises whats happening

cannot fabricate

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>>71586858

>>71586852

Thyroid Eye Disease, was diagnosed with it in September after my throat closed up and I couldn't eat or drink anything. My right eye occasionally becomes bigger than my left.

>>71586780
He should just host his own site away from Youtube, got the capital and fanbase for it.

Pewds is fucking funny tbbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9SFQTrfUwc

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>>71586872
This man gets to see it with his own eyes

Lucky cunt

/brit/? Completed it mate.

>>71586838
haha you posted it again

lads
should I add the fact I'm able to work in a non-eu country without a visa on my linkedin?
If so, how do I do it?

>>71586909
Stop reposting /pol/ shit you vile slug

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>>71586922

>pewdiepie

are you all 13?

Hhmmm could do with a bevvy but don't really want to open a bottle of wine for a glass or two.

>>71586977
Don't give a shit about him, but I know who he is and what I'd do if I were him.

>>71586977
hes a lot funnier than some moaning canadian

>>71586768
was born without a soft spot in my head, had to have an operation to remove a bit of skull and now have a very noticeable "dip" on the top of my head. absolutely dreading the idea of going bald

>>71586901
http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/pewdiepie/realtime

By my calculations he's currently getting 65 more subscribers to his YouTube every minute.

beto uses proxy now

>>71586780
no one is getting redpilled and no one is getting destroyed, the only ones who believe that he's a nazi already hated him

>>71586942
saw them all in the pictures, bit shit

>>71586962
no idea what you're on about you bottom feeder

>>71587022
look at that massive spike at the bottom from new subs wew

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>>71586768
my brain is too big for my head

had a tasty wrap (chicken, spinach, smoked cheddar and HP sauce) after work

now knocking back some lidl beers

>>71586974
are you the /sp/ lid?

>>71586923
any cure or treatment?

>>71586930
Kek

Man don't give a fuck.

Shan't be bombing london

>>71586768
My dick is too big

>>71587079
no I post in brit/pol/ and /britfeel/. Haven't been here since 2015.

>look good in a mirror
>look fucking horrific and deformed in real life


ahhhh mirrors .y es hm

>>71587116
>that hairline that young

>>71587020
is it really so uncommon for an australian not to be soft in the head they force you to undergo surgery to correct it?

>>71587116
Haha what a wally

Eating an entire tub of Ben and Jerrys ice cream haha

>>71587123
hmm VERY interesting

>>71587164
giz a scoop

>>71587108
Please do

t. Londoner

>>71587116
you could fit his face on his forehead as well as his current face

>>71587063
>>71586909
literally don't get it

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>>71586930
that fucking ending.

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>>71587178
But that's a war crime
Just like the Dresden bombings
Also,are you suicidal anon?

>>71587209
ANIME

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>>71587175
haha NO its all for me!

>>71587182
somebody needs to shop him even more lmao.

>>71587089

Eye surgery if it gets to be too much of a bother but no real serious cure I think.

IVE BECOME SO NUMB I CANT FEEL YOU THERE

>>71587191
It's comics by a prossie about their clients
It's astounding how judgemental they are considering they're paid to just lay on a bed and let some ugly old bloke fuck them

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the state

>>71586916
from what I can see they're extremely high-energy and maintenance and you shouldn't get one unless you can provide it with a LOT of exercise. see plenty people with them when out walking/running and they literally tear about the place non-stop rummaging through every hedge and bush trying to sniff out any sort of quarry they get a whiff of
>now just picture them doing that all day in your house/garden

>>71586930
>>71587095
>>71587203

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2dNb0wdJF0

This one is literally just him going through a thread on Adult GIF here on 4chan, including a bunch of Alex Jones clips. He's slowly but surely redpilling his viewers.

>Flatmates leave the kitchen in a fucking state with dirty dishes left on the side for days
>Do all of their washing up and also clean the whole room in the hope that it will guilt them into cleaning up after themselves in future
>Go back to bedroom
>Return one hour later
>Kitchen's in a fucking state again, dirty dishes left on the side, and crumbs and spilled food on the floor and table

Ahhhhh yes, the """joys""" of flatsharing in your mid-20s

>>71586891
he lost his Disney sponsorship and (((Youtube))) tried to demonetise all his videos

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>>71587226
rude

>>71587243
Ah yes the old linking of parks.

>>71587272

Don't do it next time then, don't even complain just tidy up after yourself.

>>>/pol/114117246 really makes you think

watched all of the pewdiepie clip unironically and enjoyed it (unironically) and none of you can do anything that will make me ashamed of that

>>71586780
is that still going on?

>>71587275
They didn't try to demonetise all of his videos, but they've demonetised the ones that allegedly had "antisemitic" content.

Bogdanoffs really doing a number on /pol/

>>71587257
What's wrong with that?

Are you autistic?

>Samsung to begin super-fast 5G internet trials in London in 2017

meanwhile in the north...."allahuuuuuu akkkkhbarrrrrrrr"

Who you think you are?
Fucks like, "Do you know who I am?"
Fucks fail to understand
I’m like eh
Who you think you are?
Fucks like, "Do you know who I am?"
Fucks fail to understand
I’m like eh

I know you're browsing a /pol/ thread and reposting the images here you asinine little reprobate

>>71587375
more like "allaahuuuuuu blublublublublub" haha x

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m o s h

>>71587330
Well the mod is right but why single out those threads instead of deleting all the non politics related threads as well?

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The Northern Powerhouse

>>71587401
>anime

>>71587337
post the one where she has no clients and ends up dying in poverty

>>71587337
bit silly
I've done the sex with a girl or two in my time and they like it when I ask them if I'm doing OK or not

>>71587401
what the fuck

>>71587405
Northern Poorhouse more like!

>>71587401

Is that white guy kissing that black guy behind the guy with the larger forehead?

>>71587401
>tfw too intelligent for the gravity jew

there is literally nothing wrong with being muslim or jewish

>>71587327
I've been doing that for weeks desu, but getting fed up in living in a dirty shithole that stinks. Exactly the same thing happened when I lived in an all-blokes house at uni desu - I did everyone else's washing up (they left dirty dishes out that started to grow mould) to make them feel guilty, instead they just took it for granted. Should just move to a girl's flat, they're far more clean.

Yeah dude the janny is in top form today

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it's friday night /brit/ let's do some dancing

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.

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>>71587484
*does an absolutetly sick dab*

Who /Newcastle/ here?

>>71587401
so many questions

someone post Kent U18s

>>71587432
>they like it when I ask them if I'm doing OK or not

LOL

You should learn not to believe everything people tell you, m8.

absolutely hate the uni gym. Full of skeletor 60kg runts using up benches and curling everywhere with little babby legs. Howling at people who claim others at the gym aren't judging you-I am 24/7 and it's rarely positive.

>>71587512
more like POOcastle!

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>>71587450
while in the south....

>>71587404
because the mods are aliens

Going to eat what is by all accounts the best Fry Up in London tomorrow....That's right, E. Pelicci in Bethnal Green.

>>71587521
Oh no

just tried watching suicide squad

couldn't do it

imagine wanting to go to a hot sweaty shithole on a weekend with loud music playing in poor lighting with a bunch of drunken spastics.

>This is a board about politics.

>All threads should be about politics.

>If you're posting bullshit that isn't about politics, you're probably going to get banned.

haha

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

>>71587569
Did your internet die?

>>71587512
aka /Jewcastle/ aka /Geordieland/

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>>71587569
best scene right here for you

a loser runt britposter is judging me

some guy keeps looking at me work out at the gym lads

think he's gay

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>>71587519

I'm not overtly racist or extremist in public. Not really that active in my views either. I only really express "Alt right" views on 4chan, and I wouldn't say too often.

But if a big HAPPENING happened irl, I'd probably join the Rorke militias. Am I a sleeper agent?

>>71587569
Why are the DC films so fucking poo? their heroes are so much better as well.

>>71587569
dreadful film

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>>71587551
They replaced those with this almost 10 years ago :)

the digimon is insecure LOL

>Haven't seen a single Capeshit film since Iron Man and Watchmen came out

I could make it through Watchmen since I actually love the source material but I think I fell asleep at Iron Man. Any actually worth seeing or is it all as terrible /tv/ makes it out to be?

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>>71587594

>>71587171
I only moved to liverpool for uni this year desu. Was posting under a cheshire flag before.

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>>71587628
>>71587551
and they still have these in the Poorth
hmmmmmmmm

>>71587616
DC is the worst but Marvel is shit too

>>71587660
If your opinions of those two are genuine, then no. Don't bother watching anything else.

>>71587594
give me your lewdest cara, need a wank

>>71587604
she's nice

pay up piggies x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBTSG_Tryhc

lads post absolute bangers

>>71587604
Lad looks pretty intense

>>71587680
nah

>>71587569
HOLL UP

>>71587677

Deadpool has me curious but I hate the normie fanbase.

>>71587716
rude

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>>71587680

>>71587712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWtZ8fPDeas

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>>71587728

my mates make me watch capeshit all the time and I have no idea what goes on in them, usually terrible too

there were some ok films though, every now and then

>>71587712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYWuhGG6QcQ

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>>71587695
Drink up piggies

>>71587716
good for you

stand up to the bullies

>>71587676
Yes and?

>>71587660
If you enjoy mindless fun with simple formulas then just try any of them.

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>>71587712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgNF7wwQYiY

>>71587660
Well i assume you have already watched the Bale Batman trilogy?

>express an interest in capeshit

All opinions into the bin.

>>71587728
If you slept through Iron Man watching anymore capeshit will just aggravate you

Not everyone can enjoy everything, if popular franchises made accessible to people not familiar with them bothers you, capestuff will make you suicidal

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http://www.epic-under18s.co.uk/
fucking hell it's kicked off

roommate eats an entire frozen pizza every day when he gets home from work
would hate to see what he does for lunch

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how exactly did david mitchell become synonymous with mocking the janitor?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12406298

http://www.strawpoll.me/12406298

http://www.strawpoll.me/12406298

watching the leaf tory debate

>>71587660
only saw the batman films since watchmen and suicide squad obviously

>>71587795
duno

>>71587783
honestly don't think I should open that link

>>71587795
t. the janny

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>>71587780

>>71587783
>how to get added to the register in one easy step
>step one, click that link

>>71587795
Janny was doxxed as a Mark Corrigan from Quebec.

>>71587783
nonce

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Lost a £20 note in the pub

feel like crying

>>71587795
This japanese lad used to post a picture of david mitchell laughing with >the janitory

>>71587795
A cryptic Japanese poster with broken English (probably a brit poster) kept posting something along the lines of >THE JANITOR with a picture of david mitchell a thousand times until his gimmick caught on

>>71587783
jesus christ they're ugly as fuck

>>71587867
I can tell you have autism

>>71587852
mong

>>71587891
>not appreciating UK slags

>>71587712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxPkSGptFyw

haven't invented any gimmicks

>>71587867
>green shoes wanker

Would a Japanese women let me become a househusband?

>>71587922
ah yes, the ol' replying-to-the-wrong-post gimmick. classic.

>>71587521
Literally who gives a shit

Sometimes when I'm walking past a fat person or an ugly person I think "you're a vile ugly fat little shit" just to remind myself how completely irrelevant it actually is if people are thinking that about me.

So.../brit/ is a fan of the Vajrayana school of Buddhism

*scribbles down notes*

>>71587938
ye

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>>71587913
never thought i'd hear this band again in my life

>>71587746
absolutely shite
just sounds like they threw in a load of random noises

>>71587754
alri grime man

>>71587773
ok for a parody i suppose
normal rac is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn_VqDdR-rU

british island monkeys

>>71587965
never thought i'd see someone in /brit/ who'd even heard of them desu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTCDfE_sKnM

Actually unironically like this cunt now, he's tearing the MSM a new one

Literally don't even understand why they went for him, are they retarded?

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Name my band

just blocking it all out

don't want to know

walk walk fashion baby work it move that bitch crazy

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tell me about the pose

>>71587867
Why are you outside lad?

>>71587960
i just got here and i unironically am, yes

>>71588009
my much older brother listened to them about 20 years ago

Post your school stories lads, I'm feeling nostalgic.

>That time in Year seven while giving a presentation in English and I fuck up half way through by accidentally saying the American pronunciation for tomato rather than ours

>>71588018
>make anti-semitic "jokes"
>surprised when people call you a nazi

>>71588048
*smacks their hands into their faces*
haha

>>71588048
one on the left looks like she went straight there from netball club after school

>>71588027
Little Peachy and the Oranges

>>71588018
yeah he's not too bad, he seems to have matured a bit recently

Finished the entire tub of Ben and Jerry's
feel a bit sick now aha

>>71588048
3421

>>71588074
one time i almost kissed a lass. didn't happen and it took another 7 years before i finally did.

>>71587783
WE

ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

>>71588115

I just ate an entire chocolate orange. I haven't had Ben and Jerry's in a good while but I remember really liking the cookie dough flavour, do they still do it?

Was going to post but there's not much point this close to the end of the thread.

I'll save it for the next thread.

>>71588074
One time we managed to nearly kill this guy who was allergic to bananas and made him have a mental breakdown and leave the school

>>71588063
still loved and relevant in the spacky and irrelevant punk rock scene desu. they did this cheeky number telling yanks to fuck off though which can never be a bad thing, even if it's a leaf saying it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HuWgP-hwCY

>>71588168
>>71588168
>>71588168
>remember really liking the cookie dough flavour, do they still do it?

Yeah just had a whole tub of it x

>>71588186
So it's like a leafyank posting FOY irl

>>71588123
good post

Scratching myself all over and stretching again. x