1>2>3 edition
wew lad
WORKING
Underrated English hero 2bh
What is something popular you don't get the love for? Hard mode: No social media or dating apps.
I don't get Vinyl Pop figures.
not a fan of being 5'9
>>71588287
literally a conservative far right plant this man is a genius labour will be extinct by 2020
you know that picture of the soldier and his gf and then his gf was in porn?
turns out it's real and the soldier killed himself :(
>>71588297
ah yes the ol shopping for provisions
>>71588287
CLASS
TRAITORS
towels in the wash so i just sat naked by the radiator to dry off
quite meditative
>>71588274
game
>>71588287
CLASS
always surprised me when chavs manage to find and post on reddit
can someone explain what exactly scots are? some irish conquered picts and made scots? ive heard some people say picts werent fully celtic
whats going on with this epicunder18s thing
Feel like having ice cream now
Don't know why
>>71588353
Chavs still exist?
>>71588357
scots are awful
had edward I lived a few more years we wouldn't have to deal with them
>>71588332
I am also fresh out of the shower. Towel's clean though, so I used that.
>>71588396
outside of london yes
>>71588319
not a fan of being 6ft0 on the dot means I'll be under 5ft11 when I'm old
Pizza's on it's way. ETA = half an hour.
Fucking starving.
>>71588320
What's going on there?
>>71588419
>outside of london
>>71588319
i'm 5'9 and its hilarious, its not a real height, its a joke
mini-man, pocket sized
>>71588342
HERO
SHIT IS MINE!
ITS ALL MINE
ALL THE TIME!
>>71588286
>not having more than one towel
>>71588426
alri djemba
wonder if the beer i set outside is cold yet
just watched that full pewdiepie video, would be megalolz if that wsj journalist gets sacked
>>71588460
why do Irish people love Corbyn
>>71588311
Got my family exiled, not a fan tbqh
>>71588477
got one towel for drying off and one for wiping my arse 2bh
>>71588477
fuck off billionaire
going to bed hungry because each time i try to leave the house i just break down and cry
haha
>>71588504
the ol' sinn fein tradition
>Tfw 170cm
I want a tall girl to snuggle with at nights
irish people in london are very weird
>>71588429
whole squad got hayfever
Got a dilemma:
Pizza is on it's way, will be here in less than 25 minutes. My breath stinks. Do I brush my teeth for the delivery guy or wil that affect the taste of the pizza?
It's a spicy pizza btw.
>>71588523
whats stopping you
>>71588487
Why did they go for him? I'm only very loosely aware of what happened but it sounds like they tried to destroy his career for some reason.
>>71588487
shut the fuck up already Felix
>>71588528
not a girl but i am currently looking for a little spoon
>>71588523
LOL!
>>71588504
seems like a nice bloke
>>71588554
he went on fiverr and got 2 indians to write "death to all jews, subscribe to keemstar" on some scroll thing and make a silly video out of it
Doris the qt slayer
>>71588514
why one specifically for your arse?
>>71588504
He supports the PIRA
corbyn? oh yeah, the dickhead "socialist" lefty twat on £130k+/year?
>>71588554
He held the door for someone, and when they thanked him, he didn't say "you're welcome."
That someone happened to be Jewish. Now he's fucked.
Hmm why would Wall Street Journal be writing about pewdi-
>BEN FRITZ
nevermind
>>71588513
probably deserved it 2bh
were they royalists
>>71588554
clickbait essentially, they put the article behind a pay wall and all lol. They thought it'd be a better headline to say "youtuber pewdiepie dropped form disney due to antisemitism" rather than just "youtuber pewdiepie is an antisemite" so they got him dropped from the brand before publishing
>>71588600
for when I've done a shite
>>71588546
i don't know i'm just scared of leaving
i get this one and off i just hope it passes
can't stop crying
>>71588332
pics
>>71588605
as do all men who are of a moral body and mind
how do you do it caralad?
sometimes I wonder if its just a bot
>>71588653
Man who is of a moral body and mind here, fuck the PIRA.
>>71588659
what do you mean i barely post anymore outside the weekends
>>71588624
I think that wasn't even the worst part. They took videos in which he joked about how the media could make him look like a nazi, cut out the context, and did just that.
>>71588653
Agreed, Northern Ireland is an outdated vestige of colonialism
>>71588659
its a script. Even if 2 or 3 new threads are created hes still 1/2 post in all them
>>71588701
You're an outdated vestige of colonialism
>Grandad, what was the labour party?
How will you tell your future grandchildren?
>>71588687
Need a Chelsea Clinton gf
>>71588716
fuck off paddy
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBVtVR7Nme0
good lad that obama
>>71588718
guffawing at this post
>>71588697
Can't imagine being so desperate to further my career as to do this instead of real journalism.
>>71588687
she's gone downhill
post ayo hol ups
t. dog lover
What would you do if you saw Timothy Byrne on the street? would you let on to him? take pictures of him? what?
>>71588732
Reminder Bill and Hillary will divorce and she'll run for president again in 2024 under the name Rodham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y
*sets aside the rhetoric and comes to the bargaining table*
>>71588732
Had a book of myths and fables and it had a drawing of the Grendel (from Beowulf) that looked like her.
>>71588752
whats this? why are there european trucks moving an american armoured vehicle
>>71588746
Your mum's an outdated vestige of colonialism
>>71588762
Excellent post
Dogs are filthy creatures that have no place in a home
>>71588762
howling
excellent post
>>71588795
knew you were thick but not this thick
HOW DID THIS TOILET GET SO CLEAN?
Why don't germans buy american cars?
it's racism is what it is
listening to We Don't Need No Education by Pink Flloyd lads
>>71588795
New military equipment delivered to #SDF right after @CENTCOM Gen.Votel visit to #Kobani.
>>71588732
Looks like the Northern Irish teacher I had in Year 11
>>71588783
nah the clintons will never be in politics again
good riddance desu
>>71588866
For a second I squinted there it looked like he was selling me "Bane"
I thought trump said he was going to pull out of the middle east
looks like the neocons got to him pretty quick
>>71588830
STOP THIS ABUSE OF POOR EUROPEAN TRUCKS
>>71588616
Yes, and catholic
Happened again with the Jacobite thing
>>71588855
yuropoors can't afford to maintain an american car
>>71588858
"We Don't Need No" is a double negative so yes you DO need education.
>>71588855
I've noticed Britain is one of the few places in the world where we didn't autisticlly support our own brands.
I've been to America, Germany, Korea and Japan and in each country they swear blind that their version of whatever is the best one and they all buy it.
>brits make fun of yanks for using imperial
>then proceed to measure weight in stones and pounds
>>71588888
EPIC GET DUDE, CONGRATS! VERY MAD
>>71588817
>Dogs are filthy creatures that have no place in a home
t. Zhang the dog soup expert
>>71588903
he never said that
germany engages in extreme trade protectionism but chides other nations that wish to
>>71588855
why would they buy an inferior product
>>71588888
Yes, hail
>>71588963
The Ford Focus is among the best cars for its price on the market.
>>71588960
>germany
>extreme
Never.
should i have a biff lads
>>71588979
the nurse lmao
>>71588960
So do yanks and the Japs to be honest.
I always laugh whenever I see any of these countries bang on about free trade, they each do everything they can to help domestic companies and keep foreign ones out.
>>71588945
yeah you're all fucking retarded desu lmao
>>71588958
why was he mocking other candidates for supporting the iraq war and boots on the ground in syria
>>71589007
What is she holding?
>>71588921
*slaps my willy down on your desk*
deal with THIS
>>71589023
something related to the anime i think like a robot?
>>71589027
EXPELLED
>Brits have to pay 60bn to leave the EU
if a grill mouths words at you when you stand next to each other does that mean she likes you?
>>71588888
HELL SEGER
>>71588960
What trade protections would that be? It doesn't make any sense to single out Germany in any case, since those protections would have to apply at the external borders of the EU free market, not the German borders.
Stop arguing bullshit with the JFs, let's talk about poo and wee and poo and wee recipes instead.
>>71589099
MEGA
>>71588274
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU ALECKSAH
>>71589057
expel THIS *prepares cum gun*
>>71589090
How can they recover?
>Germany’s Far-Right Party Hits New Low in Polls
PLEASE JUST DONT PLAY WITH ME
MY PAPER HEART WILL BLEED
*watch Zootopia*
hmm wonder who could've ma-
*googles owners of Disney on wikipedia*
ah yes, of couse
>>71589090
but they won't pay it
what are governments planning to do combat unemployment due to automation
not speculation, what are they actually doing?
>>71589156
>>71589176
you interrupted yourself to silently google something?
>>71589176
Explain why this was something worth making a post about.
Hmm, Martin "White People Are Bad" Schulz is going to be the next German chancellor
>>71589176
mate it's called zootropolis in this country
>>71589211
me having a cheeky peek
*googles on wikipedia*
>>71589220
First time in /brit/?
>>71589251
why is your flag and cuba's flag so similar?
>>71589273
>Cornwall
bullied by retarded chav 60 IQ provincial brits
>>71589273
you could've saved her /brit/
*barracks you*
*harasses you*
>>71589228
if the boot fits
>>71589095
not if that word is twat
>>71589176
How do you google something on wikipedia lad?
>>71589228
don't care
>>71589273
>where she been bullied
>>71588608
Should the leader of the 2nd largest political party in the country not be on a good wage? Half of the city of London earns more than that desu, it's barely enough to rent a 1-bed flat in his native Islington.
hasn't been a good pop song in a while
>>71589023
Probably a transistor coil
>>71589282
WOAH IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE TWO ISLANDS RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER
>>71589311
who is this puerto poster? is he muslim?
>>71589090
why would he be muslim dumb rorke
>>71589369
He is digimon
there is a RACIST in the white house . . .
>>71589273
always enjoy the way the mail wins on these articles. stokes the anti-immigrant sentiment then cashes in on the outrage at any negative outcomes. perfect business model for a news site.
>>71589354
proximity of two countries does not equal flag similarity
rorkesheed
rashorke
>>71589369
i think it might be the german with a proxy
>>71589407
*looks at the various flags of africa*
>>71589282
The flag was created in 1895 by the Puerto Rican section of the Cuban Revolutionary Party, which advocated independence for Puerto Rico and Cuba from Spanish rule
am I a rorke if I don't really care about policies but like trump because he's funny and annoys people I don't like very much
>>71589407
In this case it does, theyre both former Spanish colonies in the carribean and were/are very similar to each other as such
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-39075212
ah yes south africa
pewdiepie is a stupid racist rorke
>>71589484
anglos out
>>71589464
>people I don't like very much
hmm....who are these people?
my dad passed away and I found this on his phone lmfao
>>71589369
*gives you ID and social security number*
>>71589090
>Germans will pay 12bn a year to the EU
>for the privilege of being controlled by unelected faceless bureaucrats in brussels
>forever
>>71589464
Same that's why I voted for him
Memes are the true patrician's middle ground that lets you laugh at both sides and even the people laughing at you by virtue of simply not giving a fuck
why cna't I never got drunj anmyore?
imagine being a retarded yank
>>71589508
'asheed
>>71589544
You our new JF visitor?
Got pretty fed up with the Jap tbqh
what's the fixation of annoying people
>>71589523
>going through your dad's phone
anything dodgy on there? how'd he die?
>>71589548
ah yes, the unelected brussels bureaucrats
choice 1: the west will continue to suffer population decline slip into irrelevance, but becomes browner
choice 2: the west stays on top but becomes browner
>>71589593
You tell me, you're the expert.
>>71589579
he's not a jap he's a weeb on a proxy pretending to be a jap
I have 350 гpн (10usd)
my rent is 35 usd. all i do is drink. my country is going to shit. we dont even get credit for our culture. we get called hohol.
>>71589548
>Germans invest 12bn to gain a overall plus of 6bn.
Fascism sounds like a good political ideology
>>71589615
sorry I worded it badly
what's with the wish to annoy people
>>71589562
Paddy cunt
>>71589464
if you like a political candidate just because he's funny and edgy you're too immature to vote
>>71589579
been pretending to know what a JF is for a while now
>>71589605
found some match.com emails despite being in a 30 year marriage
not sure yet how he died, something brain related
Why don't China take in any refugees?
>>71589701
they're not white so they don't have to
met a 45 year old twink on tinder who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
>>71589694
my condolences lad
>>71589674
>>71589560
this was for you
*Mishandles your post*
>>71589701
Is there actually someone trying to flee to china? It's also quiet far away from Africa and Syria/Iraq.
>>71589674
Johnny Foreigner
>>71589631
so he even pretends to have broken english or is he just that autistic?
>>71589716
fake news
>>71589736
>gif
fuck off
>>71589656
>Germans can't see a scam when it's THIS obvious
No wonder that Austrian fellow had you marching up and down like a bunch of tools.
>>71589736
you cunt
begging your pardon but there are no eaves in bag end and that's a fact
just did a 2nd wank lads
>>71589701
why doesn't a huge Continental region with an incredibly strong economy take in any refugees?
>>71589548
haha we're well out of it. no more elected people controlling us aha
>I should be allowed to be a huge slut and walk around naked in public
Ah yes, modern feminism
>>71589779
me too m8
>>71589798
can ONLY wank to povs now
>>71589743
guess I am then. This is my favorite general
>>71589715
wrong. they're commie bad guy so they're not expected to. Plus who wants to live in China other than north koreans
later tonight when my mom isnt around me ill link you guys to a good porn video that i found last weekend
>>I should be allowed to be a huge slut and walk around naked in public
>Ah yes, modern feminism
>>71589790
UNelected. i meant unelected.
>>71589770
What kind of scam? We are making a big surplus this year. It's good for us.
>>71589824
i can only wank to /brit/posts now
state of me
so, hypothetically, if i wanted to get hold of some adderall, how would i go about doing that
>>71589874
ask your doc for some x
>>71589874
prefer not to say
>>71589874
hit me up on the dnms
>>71589741
Couldn't they find work easily there? I mean they'd be slaves but still.
Why are yanks so obsessed with race?
>>71589837
if the woman isnt speaking spanish don't bother
>>71589874
Just bee yourself.
>>71589874
FOY
>>71589874
just go outside and talk to doctors
>>71589874
>taking the capsulated jew when your country has a thriving sulphate market
>>71589913
Hardly I would say. They don't need unqualified workers as they have millions of natives that would do it. Also Chinese is hard to learn.
I want a Portuguese gf
eating dumplings
Listening to Oasis
>>71589736
just making more work for yourself lad
post your favorite book
Business idea: Offer Germany money in exchange for the power to control all of their money
>>71590026
ah yes so you are the german on a proxy
why are you ban evading
>tfw you take a bite into a really good steak and it feels primal and almost orgasmic
Business idea:
West coast IPAs are the patrician choice of beer.
>>71590026
I consider Being and Time my bible.
>>71589902
i did that once but he asked me about the grades i got and i panicked and told the truth (cos i thought he'd phone up my school to check) (im in uni now though janjan don't ban me).
I couldn't really go back and ask for some more
Just done a magic poo lads
>>71590068
that's not a business idea you mong that's an opinion. and a shit one.
>>71590019
VERY GOOD post
>>71590026
love beaver towers me
>>71590019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBbyc3t-Ctc
>>71590094
tell us what was magic about it lad
>>71589866
How's this:
>sat in an econ lecture on tuesday morning
>negro sat beside me
>lecture not recorded so you have to take notes
>sits with his feet up and plays with his phone for the entire duration
>not convinced he's even supposed to be there
>10 minutes to go
>pulls out a key-ring with nail clipper attached
>starts clipping his nails all over the fucking floor
Christ I hate black people.
How many RTs will I get for that?
Business idea: Distill my own gin and claim the saved money compared to buying it as profit.
IMAGEN MY SOUP RISE
>just be yourself bro
the southampton powerhouse
>>71590019
wrong band la here let me help you out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNXPpbN3BkE
>>71590165
>southampton
So is there a Northampton, Easthampton and Westhampton?
>>71590165
Solent Uni is NOT a part of Southampton
>just be thyself, bro
Fuck off cheshire you absolute runt.
>>71590052
*considers pretending to be a german* let me think I'll reply to you later
>>71590158
HAHAHA
It's like a silly impression of the British Infowars guy. Keep posting!
See you next week then, we'll have that pint. Go see my brother.
>>71590147
What the fuck Argentina likes oasis
>>71590104
Sorry, my mistake haha
>>71590153
some lad literally sat in one of my lectures with his headphones on playing on his laptop, then you have people talking through the entire thing or sleeping, mental
business idea: use a british VPN but act blatantly like a yank
the fact that our political system is rigged so that outsiders like based nige can never be PM makes me sick
he would have made us a real superpower again
>why yes i do study economics
>>71590244
the entirety of South and Central America loves britpop, britrock and brit music in general
latinos have better taste than yanks
i want to become more machiavellian 2bh
>>71590254
I think it's more the fact that Farage has failed to become an MP on 7 attempts that prevents him becoming PM, not some imaginary "rigged" system.
>>71590247
Does that really surprise you lad?
Every lecture I attend without exception has people browsing facebook, clothes shopping, texting etc.
>tfw its an ancient uni
>>71590244
we like most of the worldwide acclaimed british bands m8
except for iron maiden because they wave the UK flag during the trooper and it triggers people kek
also, what did picrelated mean by this?
radiohead>oasis>weezer>coldplay
*praises allah*
stay mad rorke
>>71590302
it's definitely rigged
he should have just trojan horsed it and became leader of the tories 2bh
looking forward to tomorrow
>>71590326
wrogn image lel
we've been here before
i have some sausages that are "best before 23rd Feb"
at 12 tonight it will be the 25th
can i still eat these without dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUsoVlDFqZg
I just ate half of a 16" pizza.
Is that the same amount as eating a full 8" pizza?
>>71590392
Surviving is not always worth it
>>71590154
Business idea: make bets on whether or not /brit/ will constantly ignore non-anglo posts because they do.
>>71590312
not surprise, it's just that i still dont understand why they can't put their shit away for a mere hour or two and just get on with it, facebook isn't going anywhere
>>71590409
>>71590422
Hey fellow anglos, how are you?
>>71590392
yeah as soon as they hit the use by date they magically turn to poison
does AJ pay PJW as an employee or does he just let him piggy-back as a contributor on the infowars site?
>>71590149
Wiped and ther was no poo on the paper
>>71590403
nobody knows m8 it's incalculable
>>71590456
I'll have to ask the Infowars investors
>>71590414
what?
>>71590403
No. Half a 16 inch pizza are 100.5 square inches. An 8 inch pizza are 50 square inches. A square and by extension a circle will quadruple in area when you double the side length or diameter.
>>71590409
cryptic answer
>>71590403
the area of the 8" pizza = pi*4^2 = 50.26 square inches
The area of half the 16" pizza = (pi*8^2)/2 = 100 square inches
so no
>>71590481
shut the fuck up you nazi prick
The Tories are bloody fascists
>>71590481
Excellent post.
>>71590456
hes been with him from the start so he probably owns part of the company with him
>>71590524
pjw doesnt even own his orgasms
>The Tories are bloody fascists
mad to think that if i was a vaguely attractive girl i could make a very comfortable living by just playing video games which is what i do anyway, but i would just have to record myself doing it
>>71590542
how can he afford a fancy penthouse flat in the centre of london then?
*bitterly unsubscribes from your youtube channel*
why was some irrelevant election on front page news today
why was some irrelevant election held anyway
>>71590566
PJW lives in London?
kek
>>71590414
Brit ignores half the posts , its a fast general
>>71590557
a lot of blokes make a good living playing competitive video games which is kind of sad when they are in their mid-late 20s
you have to be really good though, I agree all a girl has to do is get her tits out and not be particularly good at anything else
>>71590566
IMAJUN MAH SURPRYSE
>>71590602
anyone with money lives in london
the centre anyway
the rest is a shitheap
>>71590632
only on page 2 lad
and janny is about
>>71590481
>>71590489
Never mind, I figured it out without using numbers.
>>71590573
it's a major """disaster""" because the CLP of the area that roughly encompasses Millom, Shitehaven, Workington and Bootle (all shitholes) fielded a pro-remain blairite in a major leave area to spite corbyn and lost
all because two blairite runts did one
>>71590669
bit late you fucking stupid twat