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Leicester's saviour edition
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>>71550007
Larry David?
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>tfw live in a place just shit enough to discourage immigration
CANNOT understand why the english don't try this desu
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>>71550007
David Larry?
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>>71549996
But 65 million is ok?
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https://twitter.com/wr0etominter/status/834560684415385602
based
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>>71549971
Student politics is for total losers anyway. Unless you're at Oxbridge and basically going to become an MP when you graduate.
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>>71550007
Larry David?
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well Leicester have definitely curbed their enthusiasm this season
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>>71550007
>Boca Juniors has 10 (ten) years of history
>they didn't exist before him
>they hasn't existed since he left for the first time
Boy, so sad to be a bostero.
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Hey guys Britain isn't crowded because people aren't dying from crush injuries yet let's cram in as many people as possible because ermmm......
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>anonkun, islam is kawai, i will be your gf if you cut off part of your dic!
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babestation
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JUST EGG MY SHIT UP SENPAI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDJyVJ_xn0
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err... dont really care all that much
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>>71550007
David Larry?
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>>71550067
stormzy is so shit
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>>71550057

Not really I'd like it cut in half at least

One child policy ASAP, breeders are incredibly selfish, laughable that they want praise and attention for producing a child, something as difficult as eating food and a turd coming out of your arse
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>>71550104
Already cut love
Now get those clothes off
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>>71550094
we'll have to hire the japanese lads that forcibly shove people into trains when they're too full
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business idea:

release all the terrorists from guantanamo bay.
yes
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>ex gets back in touch with me after 4 years
>thought about her every day
>think it's so we can get back together
>she lets me confess i still love her
>told me earlier she's pregnant with some chad's baby

ahh yes, me
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>>71550007
is there anyone here who is planning to go to russia on world cup in 2018?
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>>71550094
you should have to get a C or above in GCSE English to be able to live in the country

would cut the number of immigrants by about 90%
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>>71550104
circumcision isn't mandatory in islam
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Britain is racist unless we have a density as high as the Kowloon Walled City
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>>71550123
What up eggfam
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbL4l359bo


half way through this, beyond redpilled.
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>>71550181
rasheed
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business idea:

apocalypse now
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who will be the martin luther of islam?
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>>71550067
that interaction with stormzy was fucking great
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business idea: a gentrified version of the kowloon walled city
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>Accidentally called the ankle a 'leg wrist' today

Lads still haven't stopped slagging me
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>>71550045
The majority of immigrants come here to work, it's practically impossible to get a visa here unless you're going to be working.
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>>71550104
Looks like a star wars character from episode 1 haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7kor5nHtZQ
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can we stop spending money on benefits for brown immigrants? it's a bit ridiculous
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11209234/Immigration-from-outside-Europe-cost-120-billion.html

>immigration = £7 billion loss a year

compared to

>EU budget payments = £14 billion a year
>Foreign aid budget = £12 billion a year
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ah yes lets simply let millions wallowing in war torn countries die and suffer over there because barry down the road doesn't like foreigners
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>>71550178
Larry David
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business idea:

don't steal my gimmick
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>>71550231
the majority don't come legally though
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>there is practically no such thing as "overcrowded" since we have the capability to adjust to any population density
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Might get in bed, got to be up early for Mr. Goldsteinshekelberg.
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*spends money on brown immigrants*
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who /gotfuckedbydoris/ here?
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business idea:

put estrogen into the water supply until 100% feminism is achieved.
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>>71550130
Not even being racist, but his latest song genuinely sounds like monkey noises
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>>71550283
you're a cute anime girl
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>>71550253
why should it be our responsibility to house them just because they were born in a third world shithole that follows a batshit religion
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business idea: protestant version of islam
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>>71550253
ah yes lets simply invade random countries killing millions of people because tarquin down the road read in the guardian their leader is mean
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>>71550265
What evidence for there is this? Net migration was 300k last year, are you saying more than 300k people came here illegally?
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>>71550091
martin palermo was GOAT on championship manager 2000/01
best player on the game by far and you could usually get him for £8million
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I want europe to be filled with ugly as sin africans and asians
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uts-_rsxPM
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Britain needs to be as dense as the central pens at hillsborough. Yes some people died but the vast majority did not, this proves we can support a much higher density with relatively minor casualties. Open the borders now!
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>I know. lets promote peace, love, tolerance, understanding and unity by importing millions of people from ultra-violent, ultra-intolerant, ultra-conservative, ultra-religious and quasi-fascist countries.
>what could possibly go wrong?
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>>71550295

a small stick hit my car driving to work. It distracted me from bbc wm for 1 second.
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business idea:

no more humanism, let's all just fuck off back to the early 18th century. that sounds like an excellent idea.
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>>71550331
yeah 300k is nothing really

more than 300k would have arrived in london alone
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pie's been in the oven for well over 30 minutes and it's still not hot in the middle

instructions say 25 minutes, fucking tesco mongs
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>>71550265
this is definitely bollocks, we had 600 gross immigrants last year

you saying more than 600k came illegally
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>>71550315
which is a large part the fault of the west...honestly none of you have ever taken history
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What's so great about having a big population?
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>>71550359
You're right, we should ban all immigration from the US and Russia.
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>I'm a strong independent Islamic woman and I will not be oppressed you fucking white males
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>>71550253
>WW1 starts
>everyone in Britain flees to Canada
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business idea:

just, like, free stuff for everyone. by the government, lol
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>>71550386
>which is a large part the fault of the west
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>>71550337
VERY progressive
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>>71550239

Not dense enough, racists.
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business idea: all germanic people should be enslaved by jewish masters
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need a paki gf
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>>71550386
Ahh yes barry down the road who hates immigrants was also an avid tony blair supporter wasn't he
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>>71550425
you're full of ideas but I'm not seeing any ACTION
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ITT prove you're not northern
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>>71550386
muh white guilt

history is history

generations aren't responsible for the action of prior generations
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>>71550253
please tell me why I should care
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to everyone saying to leave the wallowing civilians to fate:history will judge you harshly. We'll be the bad guys in this. I shudder to think how our children will be cheated should we continue down this path.
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business idea:

Canada, but led by someone who by the looks has been castrated at a very young age
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>>71550386
>History started 150 years ago
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Question Time is starting lads


http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
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>>71550361
literally every train coming back from work was cancelled

had to get a fucking taxi baka

the one time I really wish I had a car desu
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honestly though, why don't turbororkes just fuck off to east anglia or some other low-population low-brown people area if those things bother them so much?

this way everyone's happy
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>>71550395
Importing loads of cheap labour is great for undercutting the poor goys who actually expect a real wage to work
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>>71550441
*sues you for patent infringement*
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>>71550007
he's a hack though
they literally kicked him out like 3 years ago and hasn't done anything since.
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WE NEED AT LEAST 20 PEOPLE IN EVERY TERRACED HOUSE
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>>71550386
sins of the father are not the sins of the son
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>>71550408
Anyone else noticed a lot of Muslim women, particularly uni students, wear hijabs with really tight jeans, trainers and tight tops? Amusing to see their internal conflict between Islam and secular Westernisation
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business idea:

seize the means of production
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>>71550386
>>71550253
We as a country have no obligation to help them despite what happened in the past.
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Afghan Dan is better than Stormzy desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbzDH6g0_OA
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>>71550491
Because the 'sheeds are ending up everywhere

if all of them stayed in london it would be fine

even places like nottingham are 65% white now
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>>71550491
>fucking goyim, why don't you just surrender your country?
>move out, this is our territory now!
>AMERICA WAS COLONISED BY EVIL WHITE MALES!
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>>71550531
didn't know afghans were nergoids
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>Anyone else noticed a lot of Muslim women, particularly uni students, wear hijabs with really tight jeans, trainers and tight tops? Amusing to see their internal conflict between Islam and secular Westernisation
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business idea:

the first post-national state
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>>71550512
hypocrite cunts 2bh. ooh im so modest by hiding my hair but ignore my arse and boobs on full display.
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business idea: cover every inch of scotland in houses and have three HS2 lines supplying workers for london. the rest of the country can rot
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listening to lustmord- black star
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>In the kitchen? No I'm in the big office because I'm the boss.
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BAN THE BURKA
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it's illuminating how many of you clearly think a white mans comfort means more than a POC's life...
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>>71550423
I wish more would have come.

Canada should have a much larger population.
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>53% of Brits say they can never forgive Tony Blair – and only 8% think he did nothing wrong.
COME BACK TONY!!!
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>>71550548
nottingham is a city though

i mean the countryside

rorke HATES cities, they make him anxious
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Lads if we built up the lake district to look like sao paulo we could get all of africa in there comfortably

Then we can put all of india in the peak district

Bangladesh, pakistan, nigeria and indonesia can go in snowdonia

finally, progress
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>sins of the father are not the sins of the son
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>>71550589
rorkes live in small provincial cities, tarquins live in the countryside
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business idea:

somehow make /pol/ congregate somewhere rigged with explosives.
cleanse the genepool
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if you like shitposting so much, why dont you let 3 shitposts move into your house?
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shrewsbury lads report in
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the groids called me an upstanding white man today lads
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>>71550491

Don't want british culture destroyed by primitive desert tribal freaks
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>>71550584
What's wrong with that? I don't expect them to care about me.
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>>71550594
looks comfy from far away and high up
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>>71550628
>the groids
shall be using this
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>>71550584
doesn't matter what colour you are

as long as you want to come into this country and integrate into our society, respect our laws, cultures and language, work hard and pay your taxes I don't give a shit if you're red, green or purple

unfortunately this counts for about 0.5% of immigrants
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business idea:

well whose fault is that
if it wasn#t mum and dads
(well it must be yours)
i'm 'aving none of that
yeea
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>>71550642
this way you'd preserve whatever your idea of british culture is in your little reservation
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>>71550007
larry david?
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paul joseph watson is pretty based tbf
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>>71550589
Why should people have to flee just so their kids don't get raped by Rasheeds?
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ah yes, my country's spare space means more than peoples lives
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>>71550665
you're a german i can get to LIKE x
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>>71550660
>unfortunately this counts for about 0.5% of immigrants
lol
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>>71550588

I doubt 53% even know what the chilcot inquiry is. They only hate him because he literally cucked Murdoch
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business idea:

a reverse police, people who go around giving you money for doing good stuff
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>>71550626
because i live in a flatshare and the landlord would go mental
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everyone should be brought down to the same base level it's wrong that some people have good while others are suffering
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would happily take a hit to the economy to bring our population down to a comfy 10 million.
whoever holds this notion of the UK needing to be a global economic power-house is a bellend - at the expense of having to pave over the entire nation and everyone there being a miserable drone slaving away in dirty cities.
the UK needs to retire and get into comfy mode.
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>>71550682
it's not 'fleeing'
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lads did you know that everyone not living in the borders of the UK is literally being shot at right now
no other country on earth is safe
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>>71550491
>if you don't like us flooding your community with men from third world countries where gang rape of teen girls is commonplace then just leave haha, just pack up and fuck off somewhere else if you don't like it
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Hate seeing so many white faces as I walk down the street
Wont be long though
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>>71550627

seen rosy about recently?
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>>71550660
absolutely CIVIC
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a man is outside your house. He is dying from hypothermia and there are no other shelters nearby. What do you do? Hint:this is a good metaphor for the migration situation of the uk
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>>71550700
it's called having a job
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>Tony Blair spends money in an unsustainable way and borrows it from future generations.
>he comes back 15 years later and says "hey, i'll overspend for you guys too!"
>Britain becomes the most powerful country in the whole universe

can't go wrong
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holaAAA my fellow commonwealth peeps! can't wait for the next commonwealth games? amirite?
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>>71550691
>Muh Tony would be popular, if only people weren't so stupid.
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>>71550714
fucking this

we need mass sterilisations

>>71550740
depends where he's from
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>>71550531
Sophie Aspin>>>>
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>>71550740
depends if he's an immigrant or not
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>>71550740
Depends what colour he is desu.
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hate women you know
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business idea:

you're an addict, so be addicted. just be addicted to something else.
chose shitposting, chose unemployement. Chose tendies warmed up at three in the morning in a dirty mcrowave. Chose grubby keyboards, chose masturbation, chose HD-pornography, chose kleenex. chosse loneliness. choose crying into your pillow, chose soft drug-abuse, chose hours of hours of hours of animation intended for children. chose life.
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>>71550725
i haven't actually no, seen her about twice this year both times at a cafe that's popular with all the younguns
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>>71550740
What shade is the mans skin
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i dont even CARE that it's 10x more expensive to house refugees in the west than in the middle east
i don't want to help literally 10x the people with the same ammount of money because i want to feel GOOD about myself!


im the good guy!
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>>71550668

would be easier if the desert and jungle people stayed in the desert and jungle and had their battles there, absolutely zero reason to have these people in europe
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gf
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Corbyn should be given a chance
He's only been given 2 years tbf
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2070 paradigm shift: UK becomes the 52nd state under the leadership of Barron Trump and we build a sea wall between us and the jewish lead european block
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>>71550812
>>71550786
>>71550793
it's nighttime, you can't distinguish his race
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>>71550716
Why don't you un-'flee' all the way back to Syria or whichever poor country you came from
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>>71550740
call an ambulance
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I've got a solution to the immigration crisis, it isn't gonna make anyone totally happy but will make people happier

allow in loads of chinese instead of indians and pakistanis

can be sold to rorkes by saying they aren't muslim

can be sold to those who want diversity by saying just having a load of south indians isn't very diverse
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this is the original photo taken from a screenshot someone did before it was deleted last time
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>>71550740
>there are no other shelters nearby
Where do you think I live?

>Hint:this is a good metaphor for the migration situation of the uk
We'd all like to write our own reviews. Hint:no it's not
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>>71550800
unironically really enjoying this german poster
i hope you become a regular x
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>>71550007
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WHuXEbsngGk
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Why am I so skinny and hairless
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>>71550856
who's the 51st state?
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business idea:

a reverse delivery service. you select the restaurant you would like to dine at and the food you would like, and in time a car arrives at your doorstep to fetch you there.
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>>71550642
>british culture
mild politeness, colonial guilt and addiction to tea or ingrained racism, anti-intellectualism coupled with huge wealth inequality

See the thing is, I'm of the opinion that one should change their small section of the world for the better. However, I really don't see any intrinsic value in British society.
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>>71550858
I would shine a torch in his face and ask to see his papers
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>>71550888
Because you're a sissy brit boi
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>>71550740
if he's dying from hypothermia i'd ring a fucking ambulance

what are you expecting me to say? let him stay in my house? fuck no, he might still die as i don't know how to tell how far gone someone with hypothermia is and how to bring them back
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What a disgrace! Football is dead!
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>>71550858
Ask him if he's got any ID and shine a light toward him.
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>>71550752

toeing the party line i see
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>royal mail tracking shows parcel is still in outward mail centre
>multiple tracking sites show it's been at my inward mail centre since lunchtime

I can see why Royal Mail was privatised
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>>71550871
I cant believe this is what all the fuss is about
this is blatantly fake
are you sure this is the right one? the background looks different to the corrupted version
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>>71550891
canada

we abolish monarchy and the commonwealth in 2054
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>>71550887
jesus christ I did not expect that
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doctor said i have high blood pressure and if my diet continues the same way i'll have diabetes soon

only 22
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English folk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgIuNuQlZJ4
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Business idea: British cities go independent
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not a rorke but most groids are bad people
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>>71550870
the deep state jews wouldn't allow this

chinese DNA is too similar to white DNA
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>british culture has no value
>liberalism, equality for women and gay people, the first country to end slavery, a strong sense of egalitarianism
>no value
aaaaaaah yesss
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>>71550941
the "corrupted" version is fake
the photo was taken in Arizona near some desert trees, not like the leafy one in the corrupted photo
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>>71550908

morris dancing lad.
Can't let that one die :')
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>>71551002
Geotracked your photo m8

gonna come and stab you in the arse
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nearly made a month clean and I blew it lads

bit gutted 2bh
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>>71551002
Uhh, wasn't supposed to be sideways
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>>71550007
WHY LEICESTER WHY
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business idea:

a laundry machine that doesn't wash your clothing but rather converts it into money so you can just buy new clothing all the time
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>>71551006
three of those four are not exclusive to Britain
the remaining is an event, not a cultural attribute
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>>71551006
Britain was not the first country to end slavery. There had been various civilisations before without slavery
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>>71551006
People who say Britain has no culture are almost always anti-whites who want the Western countries to become "proposition nations", where the nation-state and sense of ethnicity lose all meaning beyond a vague geographical, capitalist area.

You can see it in how loose the definition of "British" is. It means absolutely nothing now.
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https://youtu.be/0iRTB-FTMdk?t=46s

choon
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>>71551006
the first 3 were a mistake
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i have a use for you
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>>71550916
>>71550863
your phone is dead, there's been a power blackout and you have no reception. This is really very easy
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>>71550740
There are plenty of homeless people in your city right now. Why are they homeless while you have a room to sleep in? Why haven't you rounded them up and invited them in? Given them food and warmth? Even if there are no homeless, there are people worse off than you, and yet you're doing nothing about it but lecturing others on /brit/. How can you sit using a computer when you could sell it and send that money to people less well of than you? You expect the rest of us to help strangers at our own expense, but you're not living by the principles you're demanding of others.

Are you a hypocrite? The evidence suggests that you are.
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>>71551025
oh man that's disappointing
so it was all a set up by some cunt on /pol/ trying to force a meme then deleting his own threads?
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>>british culture
>mild politeness, colonial guilt and addiction to tea or ingrained racism, anti-intellectualism coupled with huge wealth inequality
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>>71550871
looks like a low budget dr who villain
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>>71550887
KEK
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>>71550007
VIRREY!!
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>>71551025
what is the relevance of that meme pic of the grinch
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BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
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Looking for a good book to read during my trip to Exmoor.

Any recommendations, please?
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>>71550007
Is that Larry David?
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>>71550964
i got black our drunk literally every day for 6 years and my blood pressure, heart rate, cholesterol levels, liver function test, white cell count, red cell count and about 10 other tests were totally fine. i had a mild case of alcoholic steatosis (buildup of fat on my liver) which disappeared within a month of stopping drinking
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>>71551035
Do it
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ANY 'GROIDS HERE??
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>>71551123
looks weird
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>>71551062
Slavery has existed since neanderthal days where the alpha hunter caveman would round up low-test beta runt cavemen and use them as human bait
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https://twitter.com/samswey

>Black
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>>71551087
mostly voluntarily homeless
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>>71551085
i've got a backup generator and a landline
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>>71551108
just finished post office by bukowski. weird but entertaining.
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>>71550888
guess how old the guy in this pic is
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Winelad here

Hotel alone again like a right sad cunt

Could have expensed £50 on dinner but I've not even been properly hungry

Bit depressed
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>>71551138
hmm gonna need proofs to blieve that
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>>71551138
>tfw ywn be an alpha hunter back in caveman times beating the shit out of beta cavemen and impregnating all the women
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>>71551158
84
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>>71550871
/x/ debunked it by finding the pic of the background without the "alien."
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>>71551090
>colonial guilt

lol no. What is there to be guilty about?
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>>71551113
>>71550887
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>>71551087
Immigrants are given houses over homeless british citizens
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>>71550939
I had a package I sent to a customer from China, it said "arrived in Heathrow Airport" for 2 months with no updates.

I managed to call their support center, but they just kept me throwing around to another telephone number, until I got to the international department or something and the guy just answered "I don't know where your package ended up". He wasn't even able to confirm if the package had ever arrived in the U.K.
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>>71551053
it doesn't matter if they are exclusive to britain, they are present in british culture which means british culture clearly has value. The end of slavery was a result of british culture and values
>>71551062
would like you to provide proof for this claim. Every civilisation has had slavery at some point, forcing a human being to do something for you for free is not a complex concept, it's like saying "there were civilisations before that never had rape". Britain was the first to illegalise it, and patrolled the atlantic for slaveships no less
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it's coming home la
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What just spoke on Question Time?
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GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
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>>71551153
no you live in the middle of nowhere and someone has smashed your backup generator up.
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>>71551203
did you ever get it? what was it?
surely there's insurance or something
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>>71551134
She is Portuguese
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>>71551138
Yes and since then there various civilisations that didn't use slavery
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>>71550740
a man is outside your house. He is suffering from a sexual emergency and there are no other human orifices nearby. What do you do? Hint:this is a good metaphor for the state of you
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>>71551085
blame the immigrants for my suddenly victorian standard of living and stop talking to you
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>Interpol went shit after Antics
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>>71551236
i don't though and if they have i'll go next door because they've got one
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>>71551113
Carlos Bianchi.

or rather
>Carlos
>Bianchi
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>>71551243
how does that address the statement
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>>71551138
you're correct that it's existed forever but not in hunter gatherer societies cos there's no need for it. In agricultural societies, though, yes
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http://www.xvideos.com/video108422/deepthroat_and_puke

anyone else like this? i like it. skip to 2.10
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any fellow aspies ITT who are disturbed by the idea of the sexual act? don't think i could ever have sex desu. i find women VERY attractive but intimacy just seems bizarre and impossible for me.
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>>71551249
it's also a good metaphor for immigrants because they are all sex mad paedo rapists
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every brit, deep down, hates all his fellow countrymen.
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>>71551182
youre the most IDIOT EVER person!
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>>71551205
Lots of Aboriginal societies in Australia didn't partake in slavery, the first Persian empire I believe didn't use slavery, and there was a Buddhist civilisation that outlawed it.
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if you don't want millions of illiterate and violent military age men in your country then you are a racist
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>>71551268
this is a metaphor you dupe what is wrong with you. The man has just died. Congratulations, you FAILED
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>>71551269
sounds very Italian, he'll lead leicester to another title
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>>71551240
it was a £10 item, so I didn't care and sent another.
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>>71551249
Depending on the size of the willy I may or may not sit on it
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found the alien x)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IdKTZwdBb8
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>>71551278
Portuguese people have unique look
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>>71551293
Yeah I hate a large majority because they are braindead normies
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>>71551298
that's actually quite interesting. Quite like buddhism. Either way, britain criminalised slavery and worked to free slaves
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>>71551316
I answered what i'd do in the actual situation and then adapted to the changing situation

you're the one who wouldn't call the ambulance for a dying man because you have some weird saviour complex
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>>71551293
no I don't do it deep down I do it I openly

>>71551322
fair
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when you think about it the blacks also ruined slavery
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>>71551203
I had a parcel with a £350 coin that I bought from a guy on reddit stuck in Heathrow for a week

I phoned them up and they said that the sender needed to phone them. The sender phoned them and they said that "It's in the system. Give it another week and if it hasn't left, give us another phone call."
I eventually got it, but I think worrying about it for 4 more days took a few weeks off my life.
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>>71550382
they usually take over an hour from frozen
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>not liking girls with hairy legs
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>>71551288
>deepthroat_and_puke
not partaking in a viewing of this
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>>71551374
>£350 coin
how much was it actually worth
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a man is inside your house. He is dying from aids and your wife is nearby. What do you do? Hint:this is a good metaphor for the migration situation of the uk
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>>71551393
>girls
hmmmm thinking
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>>71551408
£2
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>>71551369
slavery ruined america
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Eating mini cereals for dinner instead
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almost 2 years since i took 1200ug AL-LAD
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>>71551337
jesus fucking christ i hate all these stupid youtube wankers
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>>71551374
>getting mugged for 350 quid by a ledditer

m8
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>>71551393
you can just imagine the gut wrenching sort of dyke that does that
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>>71551316
What did he FAIL though? Your personal morality test?

a man is outside your house. He says he's cold and hungry. You invite him in and he stabs you and spends the rest of his life raping your wife and children and making them bear his children. Congratulations, YOU failed. Failed to protect yourself and your family from the most basic threat humans face: Each other.

I don't care if natural selection weeds your pathetic genes out of existence but don't drag the rest of down with you.
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>>71551412
let him fuck my daughter because virginity cures aids
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a man is inside your house. He and his friends are taking turns on your daughter and then pissing on the floor and screaming arabic phrases. What do you do? Hint:this is a good metaphor for the migration situation of the uk
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>>71551439
runt

you could have spent that £50 on food and gone and given it to some local homeless people
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>>71551393
HMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>71551472
Don't like homeless people
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genuinely despise the ex but cannot stop thinking about her. think im losing my mind aha x
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how hard is it to wax your own arshole?
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a man is outside your house.

How dare you.
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the best bit about being a grown up is i can have literally what ever i want for tea

sometimes i'll be on the way home from work and think of something i want for tea and i'll literally just go to the shop and buy it and be eating it within the hour
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a man you don't know is near you, and is looking at you. he asks you for a quid for the bus. what do you do? Hint:this is a good metaphor for the migration situation of the uk
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>>71551320
I think they'd be better off with someone like this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_Caruso_Lombardi
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>>71551427
mong
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>>71551408
10 cents face value

>>71551452
it's always a bit of a gamble, but it's a smaller sub and people get left feedback on transactions like ebay and this guy had like 150 positive feedbacks
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it's so fucking easy to bait people on youtube

posted one innocuous comment about an hour ago and it already has about 20 responses from frothing liberals
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>>71551501
lol me too lol
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>people getting visibly riled by rorkism/sheedism

sad
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>>71551470
Donate £50 to the Labour Party
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>>71551441
how was it LAD? did you take it AL in one go
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>>71551461
Incorrect. The man was a refugee neuroscientist from syria who would have gone on to cure cancer. He FAILED to save him
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>>71551472
Also the mini cereal and cheeses and stuff came with the room
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>>71551537
MIND=BLOWN
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liverpool

clues in the name

SHIT!
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>>71551525
starting to think my friends are catching on too lol, oh well i guess the ropes always a good option hehe x
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Bloody hell this poor lad
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>>71551530
this
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>>71551537
Doesn't the same argument apply for abortion
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>>71551524
ikr
>post that the graphics are shit on a fallout 2 video
>200+ replies within a week
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>>71551512
guarantee you eat crap food if you're deciding what you want when you're hungry
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it is better that all should suffer than for there to be one man in suffering and the rest in luxury
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>>71551480
cavewoman costume perfect
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>>71551537
don't change the goal posts
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>>71551512
you fucking nutcase haha that's why i love you
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>>71551564
he hasnt got an EYEdea

hA
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>>71551571
so??????????
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the faithful gf
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>>71551585
moshe
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>>71551566
Where's that website? I want to prove my radical centrism.
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>>71551627
>>71551627
>>71551627
>>71551627
>>71551627
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>>71551584
>if you don't pre plan all your meals you eat crap food

false
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abortion should be mandatory for all non-whites
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>>71551596
I created the metaphor I can do whatever I like to it
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>>71551608
absolute state of the lad with her
imagine being perfectly ok with her having this up
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>>71551512
bet you're some faggy picky eater because the truth is aint nothing better than coming home from work/school and having a hot plate ready
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>>71551561
haha if I had any friends theyd doubtless know something was amiss by now hoho

It is what it is
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>>71551514
depends if a got a quid spare innit might wanna pop to greggs and get some train munch senpai
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>>71551533

Yes all at once
I tripped so hard it was kind of ineffable desu, I posted about it at the time. I could transmit messages back and forwards in time telepathically, had acid gods extract my life force, could pause time, had a million visions a second, was followed by floating objects, my piss exploded all over the bathroom, was struck by lightning

also i'm pretty sure i ejaculated in the sink, and my reflection was the most terrifying moment of the night
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absolutely detest the normie bubble ive wrapped myself up in. i mean, fair doos, i no longer have genuine issues but fuck me, it's crushing knowing that i anguish at some fat sket not wanting to fuck me when only six months ago i was facing severe drug abuse issues and other actual problems. now its just diluted into utter trite and i dont think i can handle it any longer lmao
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imagine growing up with social anxiety in a los angeles ghetto
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>>71550091
Pero acm1pt gallina puta
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