/brit/

>>71551620
>>71551620
>>71551620
isidewith.com

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suze

haha

>>71551668
Cheers pal.

only jews and their brainwashed masses support immigration

>>71551670
need to spaff all over those delicate fingers

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dreaming of a discussion devoid of ideology

>>71551651
can you make me have a gf within the metaphor?

>>71551695
redpill me on this guy

Really not a fan of nonwhites lads

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Islam

>>71551659
how the fuck would this comment imply i'm a picky eater? bet you're a fucking shite cook who thinks a stew is the height of culinary expertise

>>71551571
Fetuses aren't people

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ENZcAcLbk

I just don't understand this Tracey Emin '''art'''

>>71551695
why does zizek moan about ideology when he's a hardcore communist?

oh let me guess, the unenlightened goyim proles have just got the wrong ideology!

>>71551721
talks like a spaz

>>71551736
neither are nonwhites

>>71551726
this

'height of culinary expertise'

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should hopefully be getting this in july lads
i know it isn't european citizenship like some of you lucky lads got after brexit, but all of the european people in my family are too far removed for me to be eligible for citizenship
still gives me the right to live and work in india until I die which is ok I guess

>>71551736
Why not? Says who?

lets try this another way
a woman is outside your house. She has a crying baby and says that she and it are starving. It is the dead of night and you don't have a phone or electricity or a backup generator.
What do you do?

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Haha got a big massive king bed to myself again

To myself again

To myself

>>71551747
it's all part of the cultural marxism destroying real art

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>>71551771
terrible post

Gonna try a new haircut tomorrow lads. What should I get?

@71551777
youve posted that 3 times in under 5 minutes
jesus just fuck off will you

>>71551781
Science

>>71551777
I've got one.

it's pretty much worthless

>>71551788
that room could hold 8-10 immigrants

why aren't you doing your bit?

>>71551818
hell ahmed

Marxism is ideology

Fucking cringing at this attention-seeking

http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=118355.0

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dishonabruuu

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>err...my eyes are up here anon

>>71551777
>>71551831
>literal pooskins
lmao

>>71551829
How so?

>>71551777
if you get indian citizenship you have to renounce british citizenship and vice versa

indians dont allow dual citizens

>>71551832
Might get 8-10 immigrant prostitutes in wahay someone find me the yellow pages so I can call some birds

What a beautiful day that was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c

Shia Islam is pretty based tbqh

business idea: replace all immigrants with amazon tribes-people

>>71551537
why did a neuroscientist wander into the middle of rural england while suffering hypothermia?

>>71551788
why is there a sink in the bedroom

>>71551784
see what colour she is and if she can speak english

if not leave her to starve

>>71551784
Let her in if she sucks me off

>>71551872
THIS

>>71551870
stop sexualising immigrants

they are people too

>>71551820
2 on top, leave the sides and back as they are

>>71551884
>>71551910
Both of these

>>71551872
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>>71551884
she is a syrian and can speak accented english
>>71551910
she is an educated woman, not a whore so she says no

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how edgy is this wallpaper

Want to live in a tiny modest capsule house and save lots of money x

>>71551936
nonwhites aren't people

>>71551945
That is very comical lad.

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>>71551872
they are good lads

>>71551784
let her in
(only women and children under 13 should be accepted as refugees)

turned on my alarm and it was already on the right time AM I MAGIC?

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>>71551880
It's a hotel room

>>>/pol/114016855

>>71551872
ah yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Satanic_Verses_controversy

>>71551863
actually, i'm one of the chinks from the north east

so i fit in pretty well in hongcouver

>>71551964
TERRIBLE post

>>71551956
>not willing to suck a dick to save the life of her child

she deserves to die

>>71551975
ye, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A SINK IN THE BEDROOM?

*crashes into thread*
>>71551964
fuck off edgelord yank

>>71551956
if she's an attractive white syrian I would let her in and make her my wife

>>71551784
thats a known form of romani gypsy scam

imagine growing up with social anxiety in a LA ghetto

>>71552001
>actually I'm a different kind of shitskin
Ah

Think I've got brain damage from taking drugs

>>71551956
Tell her if she doesn't get on her knees and put my willy in her mouth in 10 seconds I'm closing the door

>>71552020
kill yourself shitskin freak

>>71552020
t. brown yank
good post nonetheless

>>71552020
hello rich port

>>71551969
you let her in, but at the same time a crash is heard from the back of the house

Assalamu alaikum my brothers, how goes your righteous struggle this day?

>>71551866
it isn't true indian citizenship
it was created by the Indian government because they were too lazy to change the constitution to allow dual citizenship
weirdly enough, our government regards it as a true citizenship

>>71551831
yeah I know it's not fantastic and I don't ever plan to visit India, but apparently it can be useful when searching for jobs because it's easier to employ someone with OIC than it is to get work visas for people who don't have them

obviously that's only for companies who have some sort of presence in India

>>71551956
>says no
And i say fuck off

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>tee hee, bloody love allah haha desu

>>71552054
t. browner yank

Why haven't you taken the Rasheed pill yet?

https://antisemitism.uk/british-muslims/

>>71552064
what's the time in there

wanking to tranny arsehole blowouts again lads

I astrally projected myself into the fourth dimension and bumped into none other than James Joyce. I asked him about Ulysses and he told me he wrote it as a joke, as a test of human stupidity and to create a real life Emperor's New Clothes story of his own. Decades after his death he still gets a chuckle out of students, lecturers and professionals analysing and arguing in a vain attempt to unearth meaning in what is essentially hundreds of pages of complete gibberish.

Think i've got brain damage from watching question time

>>71552081
nonwhite subhuman filth

>>71552062
oh no!

>>71552090
OUR time Habib

Haha nah but it's 10:30

>>71552112
why hun x

>>71552089
hmmm wonder why (((they))) would want so many muslims over here

shes ageing at lightspeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpQIDeu1DCE

lads

how do i obtain a copy of morals and dogma?

the ones online aren't real and authentic, and i don't know any high ranking free masons i can nick it from

>>71551865
Science doesn't define a fetus as a human

>>71552075
a crash is heard from the back of the house and a large arab man comes charging in, and knocks you out cold. Because you didn't treat them well enough, he beats you bloody and leaves you to die.

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>>71552042
>current year
we're all shitskins, jamal

>>71552150
Proof?

>>71552150
>fetus

FOY

girl at work asked what i did at the weekend so i told her about my acid trip on the friday night and how my ego split in half and i transmitted messages from the past on the quantum entanglement matrix, saw my own death, that my DNA tried to escape my body, and that i yet again saw the brrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns, the superhuman god like beings in the 10th dimension. all she really said was that i was freaking her out and should see a psychiatrist.

this is the same girl who gave me a lift home and i told her i'd been drinking cans in a churchyard near work at lunchtime

>>71552157
*its a hologram*

>48 hour protest, universities closed
>governor is not even on the island
>literally on a trip to a circlejerk party in Washington DC
oh the life of a rich porter
>>71552116
I'll spread my filth all over your relatives' pale cunt you absolute waste of space

>>71551784
Fire a warning shot and begin to take aim

>>71552017
T. Never left bumfuckistan Canada

>>71552129
Right wing retards on it spouting nonsense

>>71552157
I manage to recover and go on a revenge quest

What now 'sheed

anyone who disagrees with me is a raider from /pol/ or /r9k/
this is an irrefutable FACT

>>71552001
>chink
>has indian citizenship
how did that work

>>71552196
laugh at normies that haven't even transcended to the 5th dimension

>>71552133
they don't, really. some are just fools.

>>71552226
does NOT answer the question

>>71552014
your mother saved your life a few times desu

>>71552186
Is your google broken?

>>71552268
Ye
Proof?

>>71552212
commit suicide you disgusting brown vermin

>Engl*nd
>white

explain this you bunch of pajeets and muhammads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq6c_BHDTI0

>>71551784
I'm inside my house and not expecting anyone so won't answer the door, if she's persistent my flatmate will go and he can deal with it

>>71551975
FOB

>>71552237
you enter your former house (ahmed lives there now with his expanding family) and shout racist insults at him. He backhands you and you die instantaneously.

>>71552288
Concern trolling.

>>71552296
>London
that's all the explaining needed

>>71552296
Las Malvinas es britanicas

Benjamin Goldstein appears at your door and demands you take in 5 syrian refugee children. What do? Pro Tip: this is a great analogy for UK immigration

>>71552226
mate, answer the question

why is there a sink in the bedroom

I like how political /brit/ has been today, good stuff

The normie posters think they can intimidate us with their hidden threats. They better watch out, our patience has its limits. One day we will shut their dirty lying normie mouths!

puerto rico is bro tier

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never knew I was such a lefty cuck

>>71552304
you dont have a door

>>71552296
london is not england

>>71552168
I'm sure as fuck not. My ancestors are white as the driven snow and have been for at least 800 years, from the nosying I've done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_w3T-qGKkI

Is Douglas Carswell one of those nutjob libertarians

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wanna go italy innit

>>71552259
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_age_of_Jewish_culture_in_Spain

no it's because of this

european mulsims gave refuge to exiled jews they are just repaying them now

If London's one of the best cities on the planet all because a few pajeets and rasheeds live there, then so be it

>>71552396
well that's rather foolish, given their modern stances to each other

>>71552350
laughed at this

>>71552262
>>71552339
Literally have you never spent time in hotels you melts? Outside of your family holiday to Malaga this room is considered an expensive room (I didn't pay for it so I don't give a shit)

It's clearly a studio. The sink is for washing up glasses and mugs (not that anyone would actually do it unless they're spending weeks here)

goodnight

dubs and i die in my sleep tonight

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Mohammed Atta and 4 friends turn up at your cockpit door and demand you submit to the supreme will of allah. What do? Pro Tip: this is a great analogy for UK immigration

bout to wank myself to sleep

>>71552454
fuck off billionaire CUNT

a man shows up at your house and will be able to go somewhere else if you decide not to let him in: he says he is 12 years old but you're skeptical because of his deep set forehead wrinkles and 5 o'clock shadow
if you do not let him in he will become violent and people will call you a racist

NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER

>>71552464
Can't imagine anything worse than being on that plane

30 mins to contemplate your death, fuck

>>71552459
Unlucky try again tomorrow

>>71552464
>Pro Tip: this is a great analogy for UK immigration
fucking hell
hadn't realised the alt-right had fallen so far

>>71552492
did this once at a mates house
would unironically have been the end of my social life, lead me to depression and probably suicide
so lucky my pants were up and tissues were away (still wasn't covered my blanket because I went to sleep straight post-wank)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G942kzM1_gw

190cm master race shows up at your door in the middle of the night and walks towards you, what do you do?

>>71552566
invite him in and have a chill conversation about women and stuff

>>71552559
we are the neo-right m8 get it right

What do you call a building full of a hundred angry people?

A high-rise

>>71552294
not before I spread my seed all over your cumskin women and there's nothing your fat coward ass can do about it
>>71552296
mlvns
>>71552343
thanks :* xxx

>>71552540
paki

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>>71552540

don't think they knew they were going to die until the last seconds

(doesn't apply to flight 93 ofc)

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if you're from fleetwood or preston go suck your mum
dun kno dem man can't come around me
it's a blackpool ting everytime i go in
blackpool ting everytime i speak

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*blocks your path*

Trigger article 50 already pussy cunts

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>>71552566
choke him to death with his purple tie

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>protestants

>>71552608
what

the sheeds were the pilots you div

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Why aren't you a Muslim yet anon?

>>71552617
blacks make up less than 1% of blackpools population

a man is being chased outside your house by a gang of white supremacists. They carry a flag with a purple pound sign on it. What do you do?
hint:this is a good metaphor for the current migration situation in britain

>>71552615
that's why they were all frantically calling their relatives trying to say goodbye then

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>>71552464
accept Allah as my lord and savior, live and get 7 wives

dad's gonna cut my willy off

>>71552454
room service takes care of dishes, so nobody would be washing their own shit

what you're saying is the sink has no place being in the bedroom

is that what you're saying here?

>>71552670
religion's kinda silly and I have better things to do

>>71552687
Port Rick stfu

>>71552652
>christians holding the gay flag

how do they justify this?

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>>71552652
>Christians

Varg was right again.

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>>71552637

>>71552678
join the chase

he must have done something wrong if they are chasing him

>>71552618

*BRRAAAPPPPPT*

>>71552602
die now by your own hand, shit-coloured untermensch

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WTF??? Indians are nazis?????

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opinions on this, lads? read it from top to bottom
i think it's a pretty interesting take tbf

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O hai

>>71552692
t. Goldsteinberg

>>71552743
no chance

need a sentence long summary

>>71552743
hes some eejit

>>71552743
didn't he just get banned

>>71552743
sum it up in ten words or less

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>Do it Anon, convert to Islam!

>>71552756
desklad

>>71552770
stop masturbating

>>71552678
empty my magazines on their sorry asses
>britain
run faster than those undoubtedly fat cunts
sometimes I want to kill myself but then I see posts like this >>71552732 and I smile and remember I still have a duty

>>71552743
>mass psychiatric medication

wait do people actually take drugs?

haha what fools

i need to empty my butt

>>71552663
paki

>>71552830
shitskin cuck

>>71552865
knobhead

like this gat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KD4Y3iTnXQ

took a sickie and spent all day wanking, shitposting, and arguing on the 'ddit.

Dont know how you NEETS can deal with sitting inside all day every day

>>71552883
paki

>>71552743
>the tinder date, the night club, the house party. sex outside these prescribed processes is remarkably rare
t. zero matches on tinder

>>71552904
bellend

>>71552693
Say you use the cafetière to make a coffee and then want to make another. What then?

Say you want a glass of cold water. What then?

i'm a big guy

>>71552680

how many people called to say goodbye?

very few people made calls (only 3 on flight 175) and most of them just said the plane has been hijacked, please inform all the authorities.

how many times had a hijacked plane been used a missile before 9/11?

>>71552743

I don't know, perhaps because of the ease of sex in clubs there's not much reason to seek it outside of the 'prescribed process'. Not like our ancestors weren't meeting in bars and shagging before porn, obesity and prescription meds came about

Pornography is a big problem though.

I'm thinking of getting into lifting. This is the routine I was considering:

A:
Squats 5x5
Leg Press 5x5
Hamstring Curls 5x5
B:
Cardio

what do you gals think?

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>>71552870
projecting underage fatass

>>71552929
wew

>>71552913
you call room service or use the sink in the washroom you mong

>cafetière

howling

>>71552929
source me up pham

>>71552912
paki

>>71552929

hmm, enticing

>>71552971
tosser

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>wait do people actually take drugs?

>haha what fools

>>71552906
sex OUTSIDE you fucking mong
>>71552813
yeah RIP he was one of the best
>>71552770
>>71552814
he's basically saying that the reason for the cultural tend towards sexualisation is because young people are generally sexually defunct due to porn, drugs, and obesity, meaning they have to prove to themselves that they're sexually valuable by doing these "sexual rituals" like meeting someone from tinder to have sex

thousands of foreigners from an array of countries, political situations and religious backgrounds have amassed at a neighbouring port city. they attempt to sneak on to lorries crossing your borders every day, and those that are successful attempt to travel to your capital city for work. the media pressures you every day to either let them in or force them to disperse, both sides angrily disagree with each other and continually reinforce their positions. what do you do? Hint:this is an exact description of one of the many fronts of the uk immigration situation

Business Idea stolen: we post with the same gimmicks and style, but we post as if we were girls

>being over 5'6
reminder that no man will ever marry you

Fucked up big time lads. Completely snapped at work earlier and flew into a fit of rage, punched a co-worker in the face and then choked him as hard as I could.

He always jokes around with me, I don't really like him but he doesn't mean it in a bad way so I just ignore it. He threw a piece of foil at me as I was leaving today and I felt the most overwhelming sense of anger ever, I started breathing rapidly then went over to him and just swung as hard as I could, then when he was on the floor I put my arm around his neck and squeezed it with my other hand, he went bright red and started clawing at my arm.

I'm a quiet person and have always avoided confrontation, I didn't feel in control of what I was doing. I ran out and drove home, been crying since because I'm going to lose my job. I've got 12 missed calls from work and 5 from unknown numbers.

Any advice? Do I just never go back to work? Don't know what to do.

>>71552929
>labia still intact
haram/10

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What's stopping you from converting lad?

Hate the cold

>>71552743
>be me
>be kissless virgin

why should i care

>>71552540

If they knew they were dead then why did only one plane out of 4 storm the cockpit?

>>71553023
ugly

>>71552956
kill yourself dirtskin scumbag

Feels very half-term in here... I think I'll come back next week.

>>71552954

start with 5x5 fork putdowns you fat yank twat

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>Fucked up big time lads. Completely snapped at work earlier and flew into a fit of rage, punched a co-worker in the face and then choked him as hard as I could.

Daily Reminder that...


>You dream of snuggling with him while STACY is riding his cock
>You let him unload all of his feelings onto you, and then he unloads his seed into STACY
>STACY drinks STARBUCKS and watches NETFLIX and has a perfect body while you watch what you eat and workout every day and you still look like birdshit

It's all about FACE, ASS, and TITS, and if you don't have it, don't even waste your time.

>>71552954
you dont want to get too big sweety, you'll look like arnold! just do 10 bodyweight squats twice a week and you'll have a toned, firm bum

>>71553044
you'll be at school then mate

absolutely cahoodling at how bad autismo yank is getting BTFO by puerto rico

>>71552816
if I did would I finally get a gf?

>>71553044
see you next week

>>71553011
write a more engaging story

>>71553011

Try and get them to not press charges I guess

>>71552954
fat fuck
>>71552995
how does your reply refute anything in my comment or makes me a mong? did you reply to the wrong person? and it's not "remarkably rare" at all

>>71553044
dont come back

>>71552986
paki

>>71553011
go to a doctor mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pIvR32Qvo4

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>>71553083
shitskin

have never met a stacy in my lifetime

concocting a cafè blanc using the cafetière lads

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>>71553063
I converted and got a gf

alright lads gonna LARP as a paki for a bit

wish me luck

>>71553011
i read every word and definitely believe whatever the post is about is true

>>71553083
you said it was because he has no matches on tinder, but he's saying most sex happens on tinder, so what you said makes no sense

stacy can't you see
you're just not the girl for me

>y-you're a sh-shitskin
yeah you sure told him you fat yank twat

>>71553011
have you gone to your imam?

>>71553118
quite a cute couple desu

>>71553118
she's cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU0WVaWbGhI

Plymouth is actually an alright place

need an imam gf

*puts some raisins on a plate and leaves it in my garden*
*waits for you to approach*
*takes numerous pictures of you*

business idea: cause islam to collapse, and then acquire an agnostic desi gf

>>71553118
christ what a sadcase

imagine converting to islam so you could get a gf

Jesus christ ann widdecombe has such a fucking annoying voice

>>71553185
at least he has a gf unlike you

>>71553174
make sure to get a good one of my bum x

>>71553198
bet her fanny is proper minging

is she still meant to be a virgin?

>>71553185
I'm happy though

any /gaylads/ here, if so have you had a bf, if yes, how did you get one?

>>71553216
she's clearly indian

>f-fatty

Yeah he sure told me you muslim british twat

>>71553033
First flight maybe, but news had spread to the rest that these were suicide attacks. Easier said than done to storm a cockpit too with 4 armed terrorists claiming there's a bomb aboard.

>>71553243
benders out

>>71553243
Met him through friends.

>>71553216
i actually think islam may be for me i really like its values

allahu akbar lads

>>71553085
mongoloid

>>71553216
wtf i love islam now

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the gf

>>71553255
could very well be pakistani

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>>71553218
Well she wouldn't have been able to have a son if she is

Should I go for a walk?

there is a 37% probability that post number 71553283 is not white

>>71553275
only 'sheeds have a problem with fags

>>71553324
bit late

yank is not even worth the (You) anymore
>>71553140
what I'm saying is that because he has no matches on tinder and is a kissless virgin, he fedoraposts and spergs out on twitter about how most sex happens on tinder, house parties and nightclubs, as if he's ever fucked in any of those settings or anywhere ever. He just wants to pretend that he doesn't want to be part of that evil bad casual sex thing when in reality he would kill for it. Hope I made some sense now

>>71553255
plenty indian muslims

any of you lads know how to change the layout of 4chanX?

>>71553317
what

that's not her son is it

going to pour out a big glass of milk and pretend im slurping down a pint of cum x

>>71553337
:^)

>>71553307
the pair looks saggy. Like that

>>71553337
religious yanks hate them

GANG SIGNS AND PRAYER

>>71553324
dont leave the house imo

>>71553289
paki

wearing socks in bed so my feet don't get cold

>>71553344
gay brown moron

>>71553350
Yeah it is mate, that's Josh Widdecombe, he's on The Last Leg and other things

>>71553348
settings

>>71553324
If you do would you post this letter? Actually never mind, I'll do it later.

weird german-arab kid i know openly slagposts on fb. fucking ledge desu

>>71553384
Gormbo

don't think i'll ever have a gf if I carry on the way I'm going

>>71553344
you're misreading and misunderstanding him, he's not some fat sperg. In shape and has sex.
You know you can make critiques of the world without being an autist?

Ahhhhh good morning /brit/ it's 1105
WHAT shall I do toDAY hmm hmm hmm

>>71553269

News only spread to flight 93 which was the only one that revolted. If you're dead anyway it shouldn't matter if there's a bomb aboard either. And they were armed with stanley knives.

>>71553011
go to work tomorrow as if nothing happened

is Puerto Rico a country?

>>71553380
GAS LEVELS

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the new 'paper

>>71553428
rape and pillage the farms of a rival lord

>>71553421
if she cant handle me at my worst she doesnt deserve me at my best

>>71553375
religious yanks are proto 'sheeds

>>71553436
It's a vestige of colonialism

>>71553457
mosheberg shekelwitz

>>71553418
paki

>>71553443
the gas your mother's pussy aromates when i have my pipe splashing in her

>>71553473
pikey

>>71553448
>>>/r/eddit

>>71552965
Hmm yeah you've definitely never been to a hotel have you mate

This room costs 400CAD a night and it's not even in London. You'll have a culture shock if you ever leave your mum's house

why does this yank hate the puerto rican

what's all this about an alien posting on /pol/ lads?

why are they trying to censor it?

>>71553361
make sure to cum in the milk so it feels more real

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>>71553447
edgy papes

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The gf is a bit of a slag ahah

>>71553480
paki

New thread please

>>71553495
joo aliens

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>>71551668
This poll is shit, it put me way, way off to the left when I'm actually a centrist. Pic related.

>>71553520
dole scrounger

>>71553504
is Puerto Rico a country?

>>71553514
bet she has scouse ma liked on fb and often shares posts from pages like 'classy with a twist of hood' passive aggressively

>>71552965
The sink in your room is for pissing in you stupid twat

what is the purpose of arsehole hair?

>>71553555
paki

>>71553594
povvo

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gf just sent me this

>>71553598
>>71553598
>>71553598
wankers

>>71553593
nobody wants a cold arse

>>71553424
his critiques are pretentious and fucking stupid, and they sound like fedoraposts. Not everyone lives a party life, especially not everyone under 24. In fact I'd say not even the majority does. Sounds like he's sick of his phase and instead of moving on he started ranting about stupid shit on twitter. embarassing

>>71553447
lmao never understood this rant desu, you can easily chose not to be a total working class runt and not do heroin

>>71553611
>>71553611
>>71553611

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How could they sack him? I'm very emotional rn