/brit/

Pornography is the work of the Jew to subvert and corrupt the populace. They used it in 2002 against the Palestinians

Any gays in the thread?

>>71510814
no worries la, best of luck

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DEM BLODEH LEFDIST

DIS IS NOT AH LEGIDIMATE FRUM OV PROWDEST

>>71510851
No only bisexuals

what are some good political yt channels that aren't just meme spouting ideologues?

>>71510816
would love to lamp these sociopaths

>tfw bf coming over in 20 minutes for a shag but I've now gotten really bad gas

Help

mad how people say black people dont make good music anymore while the best musical piece black people made is chief keef's part on kanye west Hold my Liquor

>>71510892
Jonathon Pie

find it surreal and a bit funny that ex-yu has the same sort of banter that /brit/ has with the irish but like 20 years ago they were legitimately genociding eachother

Just seems weird at how fast they get over it and act like it never happened

I want to have a grilled cheese but my oven's broken.
what do?

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ouch

Night lads

(hoping for a PJW reply because I find it amusing)

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reminder there's aliens on mars and the proof is hidden in plain sight

Why don't white people make good music anymore?

>>71510956
fuck off

business idea: ban racial slurs on 4chan

>>71510956
*kisses your cheek*
Night

>>71510964
That's in Nevada, also >666KB
spooky

>>71510935
20 years ago we were at war with the Irish

>>71510935
You've got to try to do that, the genocides in the 90s all happened because of ancient grudges

>>71510937
sail over to the falklands and get a chippy

Sargon on suicide watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7FkeDPArA0

>>71510974
Maybe because you are too old?

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>>71510923

bout to go to the local bean dealer, anybody want anything?

>>71510956
*fucks you in*

>>71511005
>red star radio
Mah bigga

>>71511005
not watching your video mate
sorry

>>71510964
Where did they come from?
Where did they go?
Where did they come from?
Ayy lmao

>>71510911
>this is now the setting of the stage, just as the spanish civil war preceded ww2, for an earthshaking clash of civilizations between east and west

Holy shit, that's a scary thought
I mean I guess I've know about that thought before but the spanish civil war is an interesting point

why do people assume that criticising jews means you must be some raving alex jones type loon?

>>71510990
you were in a civil war

nothing to do with me

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>>71511003
>the falklands

don't know that place, where is it?

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>"shall be wsiting for this qt"
What did he mean by this?

>>71511026
2 cans of baked, one pouch of magic and one jumping please la.

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gf on the left begging for a facial from the bbc

>>71510990
but on nowhere near the same scale. What happened in yugoslavia was unseen since the second world war

>>71511005
hmmmm this channel looks autistic

>>71511052
you have to be a loon to believe those conspiracy theories

>>71511026
one bean please

>>71511061
You're a West Brit, your opinion means nothing
>>71511090
True but you get my point

>>71511077
Gonna have a lasting meaningful relationship with him :3

>be jew
>pretend to be white

https://youtu.be/dea4Wqt5-iI?t=182

>>71511103
hmm

>>71511121
you're the west brit

see: ur flag (^:

>>71511130
>tyrant fashister
Fuck off

>>71511105
nope

>>71511130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEOKycghk3Y

all this talk about west brits but i'm an east paddy

>>71511103
Who is this guy? I see him posted here all the time.

posted in ex-yu and three people were very rude to me
think i shall be sticking to /brit/

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>>71510911
>giving the /pol/ reason for supporting assad instead of the actual, informed reason as to why he should be supported

morning lads

intrigued by this irish trap on /brit/

gonna need some bum pics xx

>>71511181
yeah

business idea: the brain meme but with supermarkets

>>71511164
No I'm an actual Brit. I just know you're not actually Irish

good night x

>>71511207
Nah fuck off he's mine

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>>71511026
I'll have some Mexican Jumping Beans please

>>71511217
hmm can you elaborate i don't understand

had my tea at 5:30am yesterday

>>71511217
Aldi with the biggest brain right?

PJW posting stopped being funny weeks ago

Just leftist shills now

>>71511288
alri paul

>>71511203
And what's that genius?

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>tfw no friends to play board games with

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IT'S JUST NOT FAIR. On BBC Parliament now is Tasmina Ahmed–Sheikh and she is looking fiiiiiiiine. I despize her politics but her body arouses mu dick to adamantine status.
>[quivers]
>she just said "grab women by the pussy"
JUST

>>71511307
There isn't one lad just support the kurds

PJW BOSTIN STOBED BEIN FONNEH WEEEKS AGOH

JOST LEFDIST SHEELS NAWH

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does /brit/ rate the viper?

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>>71511327
alex pls

>>71511215
you would say that

it's in your ethnic and mental composition to defend yourself

>>71511344
Only PJW post that's given me a chuckle desu

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>>71511288
perhaps they think perpetuating their bad jokes to perpetuity will force people to like them, much in the same way they continually lie about trump in the hopes that people will begin believing it's the truth

>>71511332
>supporting a tiny ethnic group with absolutely no allies, hated by every regional power and no future outside it's miniscule northern territory

Ha

>>71511327
mate
she looks a slapper

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why don't we nuke england?

>>71511433
>we

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>>71511433
>why don't we nuke england?

>>71511327
she seems completely without principle and power-hungry
>has run for the conservatives, labour and the SNP

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>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF

gonna kill myself tomorrow morning
leaping on the rails right before the metro comes

watching some abigaile johnson material

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>>71511372
absho-fuckin'-lyutely, flyin' like a motherfuckin' shkyb0y.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fKIGzoF-hY

>>71510935
They don't in real life, just like Brits don't banter the Irish in real life. 4chan is surreal by definition lad.

>>71511433
That would be very RUDE

>>71511422
They are based leftists

>>71511481
>involving innocent people in your suicide
kys

>>71511188
An autisti another autist is stalking.

Genuinely makes me furious thinking about the fall of the Russian Empire

>>71511518
Train suicide is best suicide

>>71511516
>based
>leftists

Screeching

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IMAJUN MAH SOUP RISE WIN THA TULLERUNT LIFT ATE MILO JUS COS HE IS A PEH DOH FILE

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Jay-Z is to become the first rapper ever inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in the US.

A handful of artists who are considered to have "enriched the world's culture" with their songwriting and music are selected for induction every year.

>>71511518
they didnt cherish me and love me enough
now im going to leave a stain

>>71511554
Prime example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frIA7tuBqqY

>>71511552
>Leftists
>Not based
HOWLING

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>>71511553
>>71511476
autism

love the pants with the slit in front

can just pull out my willy whenever i want to wank

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>>71511554

>>71511553
wheezing at this

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>Genuinely makes me furious thinking about the fall of the Russian Empire

>>71511536
It has been the mainspring of every subversive movement during the Nineteenth Century; and now at last this band of extraordinary personalities from the underworld of the great cities of Europe and America have gripped the Russian people by the hair of their heads and have become practically the undisputed masters of that enormous empire.

>2 confirmations

come on you CUNT

anyone here from north lincs

>>71511250
>he's
bit insensitive xx

Reminder that Jews hate the goyim and want us enslaved or dead.

Genuinally furious thinking about the fall of the umayyud caliphate

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>>71511554
hmm yes, very interesting

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>>71511536
>be Maria
>get bayoneted in the face and then have my skull smashed in with a rifle

not a fan of commies desu

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SHYER LERBUFF IS A CUMPLETE IDDYET

Hopefully china does something about africa

>tfw want to fap
>tfw can't get hard
>tfw wasted my youth fapping

Genuinely makes me furious thinking about the fall of the Ming Dynasty

>>71511673
A-are you the qt girl (male)

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>disliking hip-hop

Gonna start investing lads. Is it pretty easy to get returns of ~7% if you adopt a low-risk strategy?

can not wait to drop an excessive amount of mdma this saturday x been a while haha

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>>71511761

>>71511784
seeing De La Soul on Friday night

That Merchant minute lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0_N1yJsppI

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>>71511810

>>71511805
>gif
fuck off

Leftypol
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCSm1_XO-zvR0ToSJYMljmPA

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*listens to taylor swift*

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did approximately 0 words on my essay due on friday today

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>>71511256
like this

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>>71511805
The best part is just how pretty the other girl is

>>71511787
not an expert but seems a bit optimistic atm, for example the risk-free rate in australia (10-year government bond) is 2.8% right now

ah yes god would surely let this happen
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-39056628

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splifflad should stop being a lawless degenerate and switch to pints

Carefully managing my finances so that by the time I'm 35 (24 now), I'll have at least £200k in savings. All gonna be pointless though, I just KNOW I'll get tricked into spending it all on things I don't care by some bint who partied all through her 20s and didn't save a penny, and then decides she wants to settle down with a sensible guy. Exactly the sort of guy who would just accept that desu.

>>71511865
Are you me?
>>71511874
She's completely average

nose bleeds every time i drink alcohol

>>71511905
cuck

>>71511883
I know I won't get that on any completely risk-free investment (the best ISAs are about 2% here too, don't think the bonds are any better). I'm talking about a diverse portfolio of sensible low-risk investments, with maybe 10% of my earnings invested in new tech or something like that which has the potential to boom massively.

>>71511787
7% a year? Maybe but you could lose in the short term.

>>71511843
shit gimmick. kys

vomit every time i do coke

just remembered that post anon made earlier today where he shat himself and i chuckled a bit

>>71511797
good lad what event are you attending?

What should I have for dinner?

>>71511805
(((they))) have really done a number on the west

>>71511905
Better buy a 3 bed runt pen to raise your offspring with your sow of a wife

>>71512008
My dick ;).

just over at /balk/, my god their memes are dank, not going to waste anymore time in this shithole, fuck the lot of ye

>>71512008
beef and black bean sauce

Does literally everyone lift now? If you don't, why not? Genuinely curious

unironically got a 5000 word essay due next week
shitting my breeches at the mere thought

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>>71510911
>Deus Vult and the first bluepill

>>71512045
Better things to do with my time

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>sister who is 20 years older than me and lives on the other side of the country all of a sudden keeps texting me for the first time in years and seems to be trying to reconnect for some reason
thanks, but stop

>>71512045
>cant be arsed
>too expensive
>could injure urself
>its bent

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>250 word essay due next Wednesday
>haven't even started yet

>>71512002
8 hour psychedelic trance rave, best events for dropping are definitely the ones where nary a soul is not pinged past 1am

>>71512045
don't see the point

>>71512045
>If you don't, why not? Genuinely curious
Why would I spend my precious free time repetitively lifting up hunks of metal?

Where to find a qt depressed girl who appreciates the music of Elliott Smith?

>>71512095
>tfw I literally started this meme on /sp/ years ago

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>tfw 5 word essay due next month
>haven't started yet

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How can one man be so based?

hmm

Marks and Spencer > Sainsbury's > Morrisons > Aldi > Lidl > Tesco > Asda

>>71511981
it's just that the risk/return of a portfolio is calculated based on the risk-free rate (sort of like the baseline, see the capm model) and that rate has gone down a lot recently
tbft 7% may not be too far off the base

>>71512111
>8 hour psychedelic trance rave
How do you find these desu

>>71512045
i'll let you know in a minute, need a poo at the mo

Really want a PS4 but they're still so fucking expensive, don't really wanna spend over £100.

>>71512148
jew

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>>71512080
give her the fraternal D.

>>71512148
Jimmy arm the poor Dore

>>71512149
farmfoods>>>>>> the rest

>>71512148
Please enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz_S6pnI_NY

>>71512180
wait for the next riots in londonistan

>>71512028
piss off micked you hairless little twink

looks nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qUfealNPpY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJg-oiCMSt4
convinced anglos are spiritually eastern european
this is the exact same shit that was here like 15 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_OKTs_i32I

>>71512028
I like /asean/ desu
Turbo comfy

>>71512210
Made me laugh in real life

>>71512156
don't know about yankland but certain clubs thrive on the underground music scenes here. they're institutions in their respective cities. they're few and far between but they're there if you can appreciate em x

Not interested in anything or doing anything

Reading, watching stuff, playing stuff and even porn are boring and I can't keep my concentration on it. I can't study or do anything productive.

Always been a night owl but recently I find I'm just trying to kill the hours until I can fall asleep. Pub's ideal but none of the m8s want to go to it through the week or anything so I just drink in the flat.

Watching that thing on iPlayer about Russian Hooligans

Fuck that tbqh, they've really taken the fun out of it.

>>71512266
>european ""music""

>>71512291
what thing?

>>71512291
how so?

>>71512289
same but I hate drinking

>>71512291
post english /sp/ collage from the yoyos pls

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>>71512028
I am greek.

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>tfw militaristic fascist in the spirit of Ernst Jünger

Going out for a drink on the weekend and Chad & his gf will be there, if all goes well by the end of the night I'll be eating my own spunk out of his gfs fanny while he shags me from behind.

Post bangers lads

>>71512111
im also going to a trance rave this weekend. where is yours?

>>71512318
they beat people with the intent of seriously injuring them, they train in the gym and at MMA for that purpose. They don't even get boozed.

our lads just wanted a cheeky scrap whilst drunk.

>>71512365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzptCS8dQaA

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>>71512354
>Ernst Jünger
good taste

he wasn't a fascist though

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I wanna bang

what next

>>71512365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_OKTs_i32I

>>71512365
shall I just post the 'cogs to give ideas from that?

no homosexual, communist, socialist, democrat, nature worshipper, feminist, hedonist or advocate of a non kin centered lifestyle should have free speech

https://youtu.be/yNmta1gFjxU

pjw btfo

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>>71512365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

>>71512365
chooney rooney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pBgMBBsv4k

>>71512400
thats why "our lads" are pu$$yclarts

>>71512289
this but pub is just as boring

wish i could spend my life in stasis, wake up in the future see how it changed and if it doesn't capture me just die

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>>71512365

>>71512388
Bris

why are women so fucking STUPID and SHIT

>>71512488
Good post.

>>71512484
would nom on those sausages

>>71512487
Tribe of Frog? im also going haha

>>71512504

your mum nomed on my sausage

>>71512417
>he wasn't a fascist
Then explain to me what was his anti-democratic right-wing ideology of choice o wise one

>>71512504
got another fat sausage here mate
*unzips phimosis*

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/brit/ meet up at Aston Tavern this Saturday

>>71512419
You're already orbiting
Within the first 3 messages you should be asking when and where to fuck desu

>intranet exploder

>>71512554
fuck off

>>71512530
he defies definition really. he refused to join the nazis. he was closer to strasserism than fascism.

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the igfs are all in stable orbit lads

anyone else just not give a shit about sexism, racism etc? just wish they'd fuck off with their endless whining.

>>71512511
waheyyy. maybe see you there then lad. going to be a corker

>>71512620
same

>>71512620
t. cis white male

>>71512080
is your sister hot?

also, foy

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Who wanted me

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How does this make you feel?

>>71512636
yeh i'll be the tall handsome lad with the /brit/ tshirt.

>>71512419
First of all, take a legitimate interest in what she's talking about, you fucking FAGGOT

>>71512642
yes, so?

if their theories are correct, then why should i care? i mean surely it benefits me so i fully support them being "oppressed"

>>71512664
Only post asian feet
>>71512668
Don't give a fuck desu

>>71512620
here, the non-/pol/'tards just aren't as visible, I reckon.
I just want the gov'ts to stop intervening to "right historic wrongs", quota and shite.

/brit/ is amazeballs

in basketball how come they just don't put some 7' 11" lad infront of the basket to stop the opposition from scoring?

>>71512675
alri la

>>71512620
me desu

>>71512664
look girly

>>71512668
worried

sterilise the entire third world

im so gay its not even funny

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This fat, greasy paki violates your 12yo daughter's vagina with his meaty 9 inch knob and destroys her uterus rendering her infertile.

What do?

/brit/ is amazewillies

can't even bring myself to pretend to be interested in women. don't understand them whatsoever and they instantly dislike me. pretty much accepted i'm dying a virgin at this point

sissy brits

>>71512782
fuck a hooker to get it out of the way desu
You'll realize that sex is the biggest and most overhyped normie meme of them all

what's the difference between ET and an immigRUNT? at least et tried to learn english, and in the end he fucked off home

>>71512759
Can you not

>>71512748
cut his knob off, freeze it and stab the frozen 9 inch knob up my arsehole

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>>71512785
IMAHJUN MAH SOUP RISE WIN THA TULLARANT DOOCH OPRESH SIS SAYS

I miss the Yank and his bumhole posting.

wanking to sissy hypno vids again lads

can't even watch normal porn now, i just always self-insert as the girl

>>71512858
If I came to britain would you let me ram my big american cock in ur bum??

>>71512809
a hooker doesn't appeal to me

>>71512858
autogynephile weirdo

should i post my small flaccid willy

Wish i was strong
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ1JVqhhyEm/

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>>71512744
[serbianly laughs]

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WOWA

WTF

WHAT
DIDTHEY

MEAN BY THIS?

when i have sex it will be good because i can come here and say that it wasn't overrated at all

>>71513160
fuck off back to bulgaria you turkish homosexual

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>>71512846
NO

>>71512670
going to get such a gurn on. meet in the darkpsy room x

>the Spanish lad on /int/ with a 10 inch cock is a gay virgin

Ah yes

hello

>>71513174
literally nothing alike

need a male gf (female bf)

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>>71513225
>>71513227

>>71513227
bender

>>71512717
If the ball is on the way down you can't interfere with its path to the basket; it's called "goaltending" and the rule was implemented to prevent exactly the strategy you describe.

>tfw none of the first round of prossies answer the phone so you have to lower your standards, refine the search filters and try again

>>71513279
>>71513287
>>71513225
so immature. kys

who /jonesing/ here

going to hong kong this summer laddies x

got called a bellend at Macy's

called some fat yank a bellend

>>71513326
Bring me some Ching chong la xx

refer to mcdonalds as 'maccies' at work the other day and the scottish bloke got confused

got called a moron in target

got called a runt at Target

>>71513326

I took the train there once

got called dj target on bbc radio 1xtra

got called a philistine at bloomingdales

1814
October
-Several large vats ruptured at the Meux & Company Brewery in London, England, in a chain reaction, causing more than 320,000 imperial gallons of beer to flood the nearby city streets. Two homes were destroyed and eight people were killed in what has since been called “The London Beer Flood”.

I spent 4 hours today watching grown men assemble children's toys.

got called a maroon at kmart

got called a chav at tesco

got called a tosser at JC Penney

moscow is the third rome

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>>71513443
>Christianity

got called a spanner in homebase

Imagine having a gf. Like, you could do On/Off, but in real life. Mental.

>>71513398
WTF? That would be my line!

doing a think

what if the byzantine empire never fell to the ottomans?

would contemporary greece be on the level of a france or britain?

Got called a cold caller in the call centre

cannot fathom intimacy

oh yeah baby yeah harder harder oh god i'm gonna come i'm gonna come baby yeah ahhyeyhdhdhf

got called a kiddyfiddler in fred meyer

got called a dummy at canadian tire

1919
January
-Unseasonably warm temperatures caused a 50 ft. tall and 90 ft. diameter tank of molasses being processed at the Purity Distilling Company in Boston to rupture, spilling 2,300,000 gallons of raw molasses into the city streets. The resulting 25 ft. tall wave was estimated to have been travelling upwards of 35 mph. It killed 21 people and injured 150 more in what has come to be known as “The Boston Molasses Flood”.

got called a loner in kroger

Business idea: fly a bunch of /brit/ lads to the US, assemble a posse ala Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels and then go to the pubs of Boston looking for trouble

got called a virgin at the brass gaff

got called ''''the'''' paki who sits here arguing 24/7 in /brit/

got called greg at the races

>>71513493
no

the ottomans were pretty good, certainly more advanced until the 18th century than any comparable power would've been, or was, in the region

see that gerbil? grab that tube
stick it in my butt. let that little rascal nibble on my asshole

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>>71513508

got called a spacker at the deli

got called a retardo at ladbrokes

>>71513493
The Crusaders destroyed, looted, and raped the Byzantines, not the Ottomans

>>71513549
best greggspost of 2017 so far

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got called a lefty at the EDL rally

https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildScrubs/

got called a filthy northerner in waitrose

got called a virgin

>>71513624
nurses are slags desu

>>71513624
every comment on there is absolutely cretinous

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who /uninetwork/ here

>>71513656
about 4 hours

Got called handsome by the gf

*jumps out the window*

https://youtu.be/Vpj-JfDU-4M?t=11m40s

>>71513689
same

>>71513672
I agree

we must defend the helpless maidens

>>71513698
going to hell haha XD

>>71513676
Me

do you turn gay if your dad bums you? is that where gays come from?

new
>>71513746
>>71513746
>>71513746

>>71513663
nurse is right behind hairdresser as the sluttiest job out there, weird to think it used to be something that only nuns did

>>71511684
It has been the mainspring of every subversive movement during the Nineteenth Century; and now at last this band of extraordinary personalities from the underworld of the great cities of Europe and America have gripped the Andalusian people by the hair of their heads and have become practically the undisputed masters of that enormous empire.