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Objectively Correct Edition
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ignore the yank's thread
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Anime
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>>71482481
excellent post
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>beaten by the yanks again

A sad day for /brit/
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Sure, it may be called New England, but that doesn't mean we want your expats, dammit.
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*tucks you in*
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We're all in here

>>>/b/723224472
>>>/b/723224472
>>>/b/723224472
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>>71484227

had a 3sum a few hours ago
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Have you seen the state of Brit/pol/, /brit/?

90% of the posts there have trips.
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the gf
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PJW
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>>71484343
same with most generals outside of /int/ for some reason
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Fucking absurd. I open my laptop to get ready for a lecture and it's bloody updating.
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>>71484343
Who are they? Are they retards like pakipoo and lickdicki or fun, interesting lads with intelligent input?
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any australiboo in
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post weeing fannies
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>>71484371
dont care
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>>71484373
The former.
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>>71484393
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>>71484387
Pingers
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>>71484337
PICS PLEASE
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the ios app version of memrise doesnt let you sign in with youre google account

what an utterly redundant piece of shit
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>>71484420
only have vids
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>>71484424
why would u need that ability lol

just like, sign in with facebook nigga
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>>71484408
wew
how rude
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>>71484343


Hmmm

>>>/pol/113753022
>>>/pol/113753022
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>>71484445
i dont do facebook

as in i have an account but that account is not used
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U90PUMzY7B

>get a cold
>sound like this when I breathe
>can't sleep
Ah yes
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>>71484343
Mayfly detected!
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>>71484429
please post them. upload on mega
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>>71484394
I'll make you care, babe
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>>>/pol/113753477
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>>71484471
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*becomes a global superpower*
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>>71484458
why not use it

>>71484477
no

i don't know you
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Hey lads
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>>71482418

>that map
>those areas in the east of england and parts of the south east being 'north'
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>>71484343
just did the math and that doesn't check out
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shan't be responding to any blogpost wankers
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>>71484471
/brit/ is my home now, we all love mummy May here and we don't unfairly criticise her with out of context quotes.
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youtube just started recommending me toy channels for some reason
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>When Shia Labeouf blacklists your website.
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>>71484508
They are culturally north
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gf
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>>71484521
link tweet
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>>71484501
facebooks gay

was it with 2 females or 2 males 1 female. or 3 males
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>>71484501
post a sfw screenie then
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>>71484535
https://twitter.com/phobeeyuh/status/834056532639830016/photo/1
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>>71484526
>culturally north

the fuck does that even mean?
that they are retarded?
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thairad!
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>>71484537
it wasnt really a 3sum

we fucked separately

she wouldnt give head cos she had an op on her teeth a few days ago
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why has thailad become a /pol/ redditor
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>>71484564
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>>>/pol/113740863
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How can i as a 18 yo , 6ft tall but pretty skinny guy get prime British teen pussy?
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>>71484540
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reminder thailads website is unironically unsafe, do not visit it under any circumstances
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>>>/pol/113754144
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we're all in here
>>113745674
>>113745674
>>113745674
>>113745674
>>113745674
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>>71484568
youre giving false testimony then. have done the middle of the 3 encounters as listed in my previous post
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Heard you lads fancied some autographs
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going to make some form of 'snack' as they say
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>>71484589
Still in Hanoi then?
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why are chinky girls so gullible lads
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>>71484607
sorry your honour

who was the girl? a mutual friend or what

>>71484632
yep
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>>71484649
When are you coming back?
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hatposted thailad once while under my redditflag and he absolutely lost it with me on skype, "fedoraposting is the shittiest gimmick ever", "it's not even remotely funny", etc. he was fuming
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>>71484471

>he pretends to have a girlfriend
>runs away from brit/pol/ when called out on it

tripfags and their egos
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>>71484668
This is a true story based on real life events.
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>>71484661
not sure yet

trying to get a job teaching english here

if that fails before my tourist visa runs out ill be back then
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>>71484649
did you use a condom?
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>>71484668
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>>71484690
nonce
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>>>/pol/113755015
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>>71484693
of course

plenty

they're condoms all over the floor and bedside kek
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>>71484690
Seen, good luck with that, what about next man?
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*jumps out of window*

https://youtu.be/Vpj-JfDU-4M?t=11m40s
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>>71484716
he's trying too
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/brit/pol is mental

it's like a bizzaro version of /brit/ where nobody can take a joke
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>>71484649
[currently in kitchen]
just met her on the street as it so happens, same with the other bloke, both strangers. an incredibly boastful thing to say which makes me sound like a player, however i assure you that is certainly not the case
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>>71484723
good luck to him too then.
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just impulse bought an mtg deck for £70
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>>71484749
how on earth does that happen

who did you meet first?

how late in the evening was it?
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What 4chan thinks is alpha:
>obnoxious
>rude
>vulgar
>lustful
What is actually alpha:
>leadership
>empathy
>rhetorical skill
>intellect
>assertiveness
>manners
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>>71484471
I thought you left
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Did someone say "Pintman"?
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>>71484777
oh shut the fuck up already
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>>71484797
So did I. Checked 4plebs and he only left for about a day, unless his trip has been cracked (again).
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>>71484811
lol
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>>>/pol/113755933
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>>71484819
>cracking a secure trip
wew
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>>71484718
Dubya tee eff m8
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>>71484804
Shit gimmick mate, kill yourself
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>>71484859
i've done it
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>>71484873
how long did it take?
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>>71484866
Eh, no lad
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>>71484890
< 1 second. I've got a big computer
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>>71484777
about 2-3am, bumped into this girl who said she needed help finding her hotel, 10 mins later bump into a bloke who says we should go to his place so she can 'charge her phone', then it just went from there.
simply a case of being in the right place at the right time
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>>71484902
If you take off the case will it die?
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Writing some Flashman fanfiction.

/blog
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>>71484906
nice one
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a 3some with 2 lads is gay as fuck
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>>71484934
even more so if the balls touch.
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just jumped up and touched the doorway with my hand
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>>71484934
na
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need a (trap) gf
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>>71485011
>why yes I do quote myself
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Is it gay to have a bf (female)?
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>>71484934
DP is a bit gay but spitroast eiffel tower is alright
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>>71485022
do you mean a MtF or FtM?
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imagine the moon just got blown up

how do you like THEM apples
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what's going to happen when all the races blend into one race?
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>>71485078
moon confirmed made of apples.
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>>71485078
*slaps my willy down on your desk*

deal with THIS
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hi
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still watching blue planet
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Thailand how long have you been coming to /brit/? I swear you've been here since the beginning but I'm not sure.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9JS2J7shBo
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>>71485074
FtM
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>>71485122
mid 2014 iirc
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>>71485111
this was the best choon you posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0
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>>71485080
i'm sure a certain clique will still try to lord it over us
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nigger save the queen
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>>71485151
Are you calling God a nigger?
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yall niggas is pussy
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>>71485145
yeah, it's a bit of a masterpiece imo

ok people fanboi over kawaii anime too much and don't understand it's point but still.

makes me sad and happy at the same time, sigh.
im drunk btw
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>>71485169
no that one paki who tried it on with diana
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IT'S CHOON TIME LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyNE4wBep_k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVD9j36Ke94
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>>71485200
and they both get BTFO
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>>71485221
hello nigger
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>>71485190
DON'T BLAME THE SLAGS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL1B_r9nC9k

tune
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>>71485258
>tune
it's spelt choon
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>>71485241
Jesus Christ
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>>71485258
hello nigger
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>Prime Minister John Curtin Supported the White Australia policy, saying "This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to establish in the South Seas an outpost of the British race."[37]
Mmm yes
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>>71485241
need a cutter gf
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this is the bf
be nice to him
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tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLW5vBie_F8
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>>71485264
it's spelled 'toon'
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>>71485284
hello nigger
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>>71485275
can you imagine if both Canada and Australia were still white nationalist?
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https://youtu.be/KAaFI6P2RaE

tune
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>>71485304
alri Xiang Pajeet
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>>71485293
reported for racism
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>>71485306
yaas
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find a flaw
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>>71485326
Well she appears to have a penis for one so there's that
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might become a devout christian so i have an excuse for being a v
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>>71485264
nah im welsh f am

i actually pronounce words
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>girls wearing jeans and a bikini top
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>>71485335
where
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https://youtu.be/_gpEqoUx7_g?t=1m13s

choon
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I passed out from heat stroke yesterday at the old Wat

I want 18 degree weather again
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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCp2iXA1uLE
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>>71485355
drink plenty of water x
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*crashes plane into big ben*
eat that you stuck up cunts
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why the fuck are there so many asean sexpat posters now
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>>71485353
HATE it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKPNnk-JhE

choon
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>>71485281
willy is TOO small to ever satisfy a woman like that

good thing petite girls exist haha
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>>71485353
hello nigger
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>>71485399
not available in uk you plonker
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>>71485241
reminds me of my body only theyre stretch marks, not self harm
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>>71485387
/brit/ is an abnormie general so a lot of posters end up doing the virgin emigrate
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>>71485413
and they call the uk first world
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>>71485353
>kano
boringgggggggg, can't believe such a talentless dull twat made a collab with Damon Albarn
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>>71485151
>>71485228
>>71485269
>>71485293
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>>71485401
>tfw spoiling petite girls with my big dick so they can NEVER go back to petite bois
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>>71485442
nigger
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sissy brit boys can't handle hot weather
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>>71485350
Anyone who isn't a virgin can tell almost immediately
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>>71485442
nigger
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>>71485442
cracker
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>nigger
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>>71485442
nigger
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alri thailad
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>>71482418
kek

agree with this 100%
except the colleges of the universities of Oxford and Cambridge should be green
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been observing thailad for 2 years now

sad!
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choon (take 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ
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>>71485483
alri

There was an image but "Error: Upload failed."
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Does anyone want to know my one (1) simple trick for improving your experience of late night /brit/?
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>>71485499
look forward to your written assignment.
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>>71485513
same lad i was gonna give my edgy picture to the racists
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>>71485526
oh good, it's not just me then.

Someone upload an image.
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Hey Thailad, is there anything for a beach/warmth-disliking sexual prude in Pattaya?

I've got a free day there while the lads degenerate themselves on floosies
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>>71485520
Is it a lot very extremely big amount of alcoholic beverages
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why the fuck can't i upload images
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>>71485506
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
FUCKING SHIT COLONY FUCK THE YANKS
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image server is fucked lads
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>>71485533
glad you think they're edgy as well
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>>71485535
Pattaya is a shithole, I've been once and shan't be going back. So no suggestions.
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I can't meme like this
someone come up with an alternative
make up some gimmicks or something
now
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the so called image board
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>>71485450
delete this
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>>71485557
I think you're retarded for putting words on a pedestal, people like you make them offensive by making it a big deal.
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so this is how imageposting dies

with thunderous applause
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Leaving a soft brexit in my toilet bowl :DDDDDDD
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>>71485586
check
your
privilages
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>>71485586
alri idubbz
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Anyone got an ASCII Kev
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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this is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends

not with a bang
but with a whisper
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>>71485586
I too watched that content cop. It's still an edgy word to use
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>>71485612
i got a sitewide ban for posting an ASCII penis
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>tfw pubes getting stuck in foreskin
Not a good feeling lads
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>>71485610
I'm not sure I have the privilege to decide my privilege so I'll just carry on as I am.
>>71485611
not sure what you mean by this desu
>>71485633
Watched what? I've been saying this for years.
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>>71485639
>tfw pube in the peehole
truly the worst feel
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>>71485633
fuck off you shitskin
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>>71485650
thanks
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poop
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coke man is arriving in 10 minutes
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>>71485644
youtube normie content
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>>71485597

fuck i need that gif so bad ryt now

here's the yt to be doing with
>/watch?v=V1FFVWEQnSM

tits
>(,)(,)
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>>71485644
while you have a point, you've been wrong for years if you think that means finding it edgy is the only reason why the word is a big deal.
>>71485654
you're statistically more likely to be a "shit"skin than I am, fatass.
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delivering a bottle of coke to some fat runt in t - 10 minutes
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>>71485678
Those nipples look off lad
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>>71485685

i showed u mine...
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>>71485682
kill yourself shitskin scumbag
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78
do you not know how to embed youtube videos or what scruntboy
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>>71485677
oh
>>71485682
I'm not dealing with absolutes at all but it still stands that if sensitive faggots are going to gasp every time someone says a "banned word" they're staying powerful and we all know how taboos work.

Imagine being against freedom of speech.
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just saw this on the ol' 'tube, give it a watch
watch key = FBgLytbB-uE
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>>71485704
rude to embed spyware into a thread
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nothing to lose tattooed around his gun wounds
everything to gain, embedded in his brain
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god above
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I imagine this is thailad in real life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3pYeXtWBnw
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>Upload failed

What did the 'chon mean by this
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>>71485756
hiroshimoot dicked the server down
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>>71485756
we /text board/ now
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anyone seen any good chinky porn lately
feel like a wank
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>>71485771
chastity lynn
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>>71485800
odd looking chinky
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpU_LSYn-Q
top this
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>utterly awake from all the caffeine
>cannot focus or think because sleep deprivation

love this meme
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There are 3,5 billions people from the opposite gender, so you can get one, there's literally one for everybody.
It depends on what you want: do you want someone to spend your life with, with whom you can share your feelings and relate to, or do you search the ideal partner?
Because the second one is simply not going to happen. You just have to put your priorities in order.
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oh god yes baby harder harder oh my god i'm gonna come i'm gonna come ahyeesssffggh
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>>71485771
http://javsex.net/watch-movie-mkz-036-big-ass-slender-short-hair-girl-is-too-erotic-39-hakusakiaoi.html
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>>71485771
>>71485800
>>71485814
>>71485837
>>71485861
>>71485877
>>71485885
Really really awful
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feel like posting ascii but last time i did that janny wasnt happy with me
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'avin ' 'ed 'elvet 'ake 'nd 'ea
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better not post to much because we can't create a new thread


this is our thread until we die

better savour it
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Brit more like shit haha
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>>71485910
snap
>>71485913
crackle
>>71485917
pop
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>>71485921
Why do all of your flags look like various designs of Persian rug
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>>71485935
i'd post an image but i can't
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>>71485917
Nobody else can make new threads so it doesn't matter how much we post
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>>71485940
idk. The full size ones look like ass though
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>>71485910
i'm just coming off a ban for posting ASCII myself
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jap mate of mine told me that "assjobu" in japanese means assjob
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>>71485951
good point didn't realise that
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I fucking loathe women
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I always hated signatures. I think that's one of the reasons 4chan is great over old school forums. After looking at 30 posts that have 4 words on them and then a 5 inch thick signature picture that has a shitty drawing of some RP character they envision themselves as that links back to their shitty geocities page that has their furry and/or fanfic blog, you kind of get tired of being in there and have to quit.
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wonder if we can get this /brit/ to 1000 posts haha
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Yank mate of mine can't speak, shit just flows out when he opens his mouth
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>>71485986
Signatures were the best fuck off
http://orig02.deviantart.net/acf8/f/2010/106/1/9/sonic_forum_signature_v2_by_sinister_swiss.jpg
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can't speak, shit just flows out when I open my mouth
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>>71485997
Can we get 1000 likes??
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we can make the next thread on /news/, it doesn't require an op pic
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Business idea: post modern paintings where the main focus is the signature rather than the actual painting
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rate the willy haha x
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>>71486064
who gives a fuck about a new thread you weapon
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what's wrong with pedophilia? inb4 children can't consent
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new

>>>/news/113901
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out of all my siblings, i'm the most attractive and most intelligent but the least successful
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a bottle of wine doesn't get me nearly drunk enough these days

gunna have a few cheeky vodka shots be4 bed
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AHH NO THE LEAF IS SHITPOSTING AGAIN
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the only things that motivate me these days are fanny and fine cuisine
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dat feel when your scars get proper itchy and youre trying not to scratch them
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the ladies call me scardick because i have a scar on my dick
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>>71485986
>>71485986
>vidya player, oxygen breather, carbon based organism, *edgelord quote from shit video game*, picture of some cuntish 8-bit character, t. demonxxx444666
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should I take a hydroxyzine, made my heart feel top funny last night ( as they often do) and a listed side effect is fatal arrythmyia

on the other hand I want the drowzy effect to sleep and my skin is sore

on the third hand I said i wouldnt have one tonight, and i've been drinking and I'm "supposed" to get up early and go swimming (will under no circumstances happen if i take one)
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STAY NOW
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are you runts seriously posting in that meme thread?
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really
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>>71486264
????????

THeres another thread

fort this oen was going slow
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i sometimes think, that im gay
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We need /brit/'s help
>>71484704
>>71479704
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i always knew NZ was filled of homos
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now beto thinks canadians are autistic
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beto > leafs
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>>71486333
this
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need to reduce my intake of alcohol, food and drugs
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>uhhmmm..yes this SHALL entertain me briefly
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-38932974
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just had a huge two part interview on skype lads
feel dead right now and my head is killing me.

gonna call a sickie into work tomorrow I think.
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>>71486355
no you don't
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pendejo beto
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>>71486357
>bbc.com
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._.
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uck the lot of you then bendejos
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>>71486359
interview? at this hour? wwwwaaaaaas?

>confused nigga.webm

>>71486377
get your minb out of the gutter la

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business idea: 4chan should snap a picture of runts who post questionable things through their connected webcams and blackmail them for $$
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hahaha ""bendejos"""
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top 5 names (female)
1. bronwyn
2. harriet
3. imogene
4. arlette
5. alex
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beto, píldora roja sobre trotsky
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trotsky and hitler are my heroes
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>>71486363
nevermind then
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>>71486422
Hitler hated Trotsky
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>>71486422
all that mexican food would give you the trotskys and shitlers wha :D
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back at my hostel
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FINALLY!
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>>71486456
pho
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>>71486471
"fuh"
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the worst posters gave me replies :s
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>>71486406
for a job in Asia
I have another one with a different company at 1:30AM

>tfw images wont upload
have we fallen so far from God's light?
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>>71486456
>living in a hostel
absolutely dire
what kind of budget are you on there?
I've hopefully got a solid job offer there in the works for about 2200 USD a month
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>>71486456
gook
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>>71486481
No voy a responderte de nuevo, beto
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you are not canadian
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i want to wring that little fat smug fat no-(YOU) giving burrito's neck tbqh

>>71486488
very cool. are you planning to move? if you don't mind sharing, why asia?
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Los mexicanos huelen a tacos
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post ASCII images
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>>71486512
I am, and because I want to travel and make decent money without having to pay out the ass like I do now with these commie taxes
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gotta go to the gym today but don't wanna
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code ascii
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>>71486544
Fat lazy cunt
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>>71486534
good for you la
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>>71486551
fight me
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banned from r/LGBT lads

:/
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fuck up you subhuman brown cunt
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why is the leaf posting weird things
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post qts
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>>71486592
the so-called tolerant left
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>>71486580
I'm just waiting for a mate
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>>71486616
my comment was literally "good luck dude"

granted it was some shit about a seriously not-passable MtF going back to uni wihtout a cock or some utter SHITE

but I was only having a cheeky one and I swear to god all the disingenuous fucks going " you look beautiul sweetie, you GO GIRL"

are going to do that poor sod more harm than my lighthearted joke ever will
rekon when I'm a multibillionaire I'll pay good money to tie various reddit mods to chairs in a darkened room and bludgeon them to death
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>be me
>go on 4chan
>post something rorkey
>get called rorke
>call them rasheed
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>>71486648
you don't need to be a billionaire to kidnap and murder people
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>>71486605
fuck, told myself I wouldn't wank today
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>>71486664
*retweet*
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>>71486552
ok post
>>71486591
decent post
>>71486605
good post

>>71486674
*and get away with it

but yeah multimillionaire whatever howmany-aire
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>>71486648
what were you doing on /r/LGBT on the first place lmao
gizza cheeky link
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>/brit/ permanently stuck forever on my thread
Everything according to plan
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>>71486687
>*and get away with it
you have about the same chance of getting away with it in reality.

and who cares about getting away with it, you could probably take out a load of people before they even catch you.
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Why the fuck would you ever make a Reddit account
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sorry your gf can't come to the phone right now, she's busy bro ;^)

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>>71486722
ya mums cunt
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>>71486648
trannys are subhuman

take over every lgb safe space with their mentally ill bullshit
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>>71486722
i have about 6 reddit accounts, all throwaways for trolling
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>>71486697
scrolling throught r/all looking for boobs innit

https://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/5uzkin/starting_new_semester_as_my_true_self_nervous_but/

I mean, cmon. look@dis

>>71486722
shitposting on the chon gets boring sometime and frankly don't give a FUCK if some runt calls me a reddit
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in reddit............things............happen
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>>71486748
saw you post this a few days ago
tragic
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>>71486774
literally didn't though..


or if I did I was too drunk to remember, but 99% sure I didn't
>>
UPDATE: So my day was a long day of lectures and I freaking loved it! Its was in simple words just amazing! I can't stop smiling. I recived so many compliments from fellow students and all told me that I look good and that I have a great glow. The college administration, I had an appointment with, was really friendly and called miss all the time and they will provied support in any way they can to make my transition at my college as smooth as possible.
And again I wanna thank each and every one of you soooooo much for all the love you send my way. You are all amazing and beatiful! Lets keep spreading love and acceptance!
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>ridicule the working-class for centuries
>wonder why they hate you
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extremely high on freebase cocaine lads
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>>71486743
ebin
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>>71486797
its a gigantic lie
people act like this because they are afraid to do otherwise since even an innocent miss-wording could cause a huge shitstorm with these mentally fragile people.

its kind of sad that people are coddled to this degree
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>>71486802
t. Tyrone Washington III
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>>71486796
ah well someone did, I remember them asking what gender they thought that thing was
also why did "she" need to have an appointment with college admin >>71486797, what support can you provide a tranny other than helping them off themselves?
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going to smoke more
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>>71486802
enjoy the crash in about 5 minutes you dumb nigger
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>>71486801
nice spook you've fooled yourself into believing

the working class doesn't exist
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someone with a reddit account make a thread saying "who else has aids here? let's have an aids thread. we need each other's support" or something
>>
trotskyists are supporting drumpf now
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>>71486813
they're lying because they're nice not because they're terrified of the consequences otherwise
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>>71486839
disgusting creatures
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>>71486832
already happening haha
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having some alcohol to make the pain go away
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making an arrangement
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>>71486856
¿who are they supporting?
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>>71486813
yeah you're pretty much spot on with this

don't even have anything against them as people but It just seems wrong that the standard accepted posistion is to promote and encourage what is (to my mind) most likely a pretty serious mental illness enhanced by a mixture of pornography and modern society

did they have trannys in the olden days?? genuinely curious and my opinion is subject to change upon new evidence being brought to light
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i don't know
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>>71486865
same only with cocaine
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>>71486848
either way its not good for the people in question
people are too "nice" in general, and niceness is a fairly sinister alternative to truly being "good" anyway as its ultimately self-serving.
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got no pepsi left so i'm having to drink chocolate milk
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>>71486848
nah trannys operate in a complete hugbox

definitely mentally ill
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having a punt
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might have a whisty
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>>71486874
>did they have trannys in the olden days?
they did and crossdressers and the like, but I don't think it was the same as today.
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also greater frequency of narcissism in trannys than the general population

should be fucking euthanized loopy cunts
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vodka tastes better even tough i've never tasted it haha
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>>71486898
Never met a tranny before but if I did I imagine I'd say they look fine the same way I don't abuse all the chinks I run into even though I absolutely despise them
it's just the polite thing to do
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taking a go
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trying again
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i don't drink alcohol
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>>71486874
>did they have trannys in the olden days??
yeah and personally think that's alright but hormone therapy is fucking stupid, no way they should be doing that
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only oldfags remember when 4chan had images
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newfag here haha
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW?
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>>71486957
I really don't care when adults do it
but when you have these kids and young people who take hormones and get their bodies cut up, which their family and friends act like its some normal thing.

that's really fucked up.
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anything i don't like should be banned and the people who like what i don't like should be killed
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>>71486957
hormone therapy does seem a bit fucked

a healthy body (disregard mental health) is a finely tuned machine and I really don't see how throwing a bunch of hormone imbalances at is can really be considered healthy
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>>71486874
They did but they were widely considered to be freaks.

Besides, that's not an argument against it being a mental illness. People used to think they were dgs, we locked them up just like we do now.
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>>71486971
can't make one because gookmoot fucked up the ability to post images
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>tfw just waiting for the day I get LITERALLY arrested and LITERALLY CONVICTED for saying something uncouth on the internet

(slightly nervous doggo.png)
bit shoddy this is a real possibility in the UK
>>
>tfw an actual literal intersexual
>will probably be gassed on an actual day of the rope

NEED to get in a death squad to protect myself.
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beto, redpill me about stalin
>>
>build your party entirely on the support of the white working class
>tell the white working class that they are history and the future is multicultural
>tell them that their wages dropping has nothing to do with importing millions of unskilled workers
>tell them that diversity is our strength while their children are raped and lured into gangs by their new neighbours
>tell them to be tolerant from your leafy suburb while their communities, which were always impoverished but proud, become ghettoised hellholes
>tell them that their sons and daughters are not actually their sons and daughters, they are special snowflakes and you have no right to impose on them or discipline them in any way, this is abuse
>tell anyone who speaks out against this madness that they are a racist bigot who should shut up because they're hurting peoples feelings
>support implodes
>blame racism and call everyone nazis, learn absolutely nothing

Screeching at the modern left
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feel guilty for existing
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>>71486983
depends on the canchry

thailand has a long history as in centuries of cross dressers being an accepted part of society mind you people thought they were odd but they weren't ostracized

believe some polynesian societies were similar
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>>71487012
>>>/brit/pol
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>>71486975
i agree but would change it to be more tailored to me than you
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>>71486994
some guy got dragged to court for offending a feminist on twitter here

the defendant won but still its a bad sign
our current Premier in Ontario is a huge dyke who pushed all sorts of utter bullshit and wastes money.
>>
fancy a takeaway later, should I go for a maccy D's or try out the pizza place, Chinese/fishnchips, or chicken shop?
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really wish I could post a pic of my willy
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green letters
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>>71487027
well I don't use twitter or facebook but I genuinely would not be surprised if I trolled someone too hard on leddit and got cuffed
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>>71487041
cook your own meal
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>>71487022
The degree to which this is the case is often exaggerated by people in the West looking for parallels with modern transgender rights and often trying to find an intersectionality between transphobia and white supremacy ("coloured people do it better"). Same with that Indian grouping of transexuals.

They face a lot of abuse and are far from accepted in reality.
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>>71487022
the approach to them in Asia is very different though

I think there it works fine but here people are trying to keep this quasi-Christian edifice but also fill it with all sorts of nonsense utterly fucking the whole system.
its all a joke however since they have few real alternatives of their own and only want a Swiss cheese shadow of our past traditions.

maybe if the West had some sort of cultural rebirth akin to what Christianity was for Rome then maybe trannies could find a place in it without this huge lie surrounding them.
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>>71487060
not the answer I was hoping for really, I'll ip-dip-doo it
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Don't know why I get so much hate on this board. I mean, my posts aren't great, but I never tied people up and forced them to (You) me. And I could've, because I'm a big guy and I'm good with knots.
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does the NHS cover hormone treatments and cosmetic surgeries for trannies?
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>>71487073
Mate, social justice and the modern left is the final result of Christianity. Self-flagellation, constant guilt and humiliation, the only virtues are those which involve debasing yourself for others, veneration of weakness, hatred of strength. By the fucking playbook.
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always have a good laugh when lefties fetishise Asia as some tolerant "live and let live" Buddhist utopia when in reality they are conservative as fuck (and Buddhism isn't nearly what they think it is)

LOVE when I read about some retarded backpacker getting caught with drugs and sentenced to years in prison/death because they didn't want to bribe the cop.
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>>71487081
I'll hit you with a 3 hit combo

*start with a left uppercut that dazes you and leaves you exposed*

*followed by a hard right straight just below the sternum that causes your liver to reel in agony*
*the final blow is a downwards left hoot on your most protruding rib, shattering it and leavng you writhing in agony for weeks on end*


think before you speak next time runtoid
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>>71487099
I try to explain this to people all the time and they refuse to believe it
Europe would've been much better off if Islam had wiped out Christianity
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Going to Asia lads
>>
sparking up another foil then showering and going to bed
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>>71487099
>social justice and the modern left is the final result of Christianity
that's what I'm saying, yet its also self destructive since they are consuming the society they are trying to uphold.

the West does need a sort of Phoenix like rebirth as we have in the past.
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>>71487118
islam is proper shit so gunna do a no on this one lad

say what you like about how faggy and runty our culture currently is, but under no circumstances would I swap it for life under islam
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>>71487118
Islam is basically the same shit and we'd be stuck in a similar situation.
the tree of Judea needs to be cut.
>>
I give up trying to be against racism

no matter what whites do, they're pilloried
>>
>>71487118
Islam is better because it is a religion of warriors, whereas Christianity is a religion of slaves. It's still philosophically stagnant though, and based on a lie.
>>
>>71487126
the thing is in the past we weren't facing an existential threat from the brown and black hordes

when rome collapsed it was other europeans who moved in

where can our renaissance come from if there are no european people (diaspora included) anymore?
>>
MADE THE NEWS LADS

https://youtu.be/WV1akgvFknk
>>
>>71487155
>the thing is in the past we weren't facing an existential threat from the brown and black hordes
the West has faced similar shit periodically and these sorts of ideological rebirths are a common theme.

the threat may be different but the peril is the same.
>>
europe would've been much better if they'd told those desert niggers to fuck off and kept worshipping their pagan gods
>>
>>71487154
I see what you're getting at but this is a gross oversimplification
>>
where do we go if gookmoot broke the site forever?
>>
>>71487139
>warrior race of tribals willing to sacrifice their own lives to protect their civilisation
>women are subjugated but as strong as their men, will fight to the death to protect their children
>fight using rudimentary weapons and ingenuity against a hugely overwhelming military power

If jihadists were a race in a fantasy game or rebels in a sci fi film, everyone would think they're the absolute shit.
>>
>>71487140
no it's not

islam is a warrior religion in which the hero is a powerful warlord with many wives and children
he is respected and powerful and virile

the hero of christianity is a virgin carpenter who willingly submitted to being humiliated and tortured and killed

i know who i would rather have my sons look up to
>>
>>71487182
wait for milo "gets his joys from little boys" yiannopoulos to buy it
>>
>>71487172
they tried, really hard
>>
>>71487182
how is he so haplessly incompetent desu

needs a good heeeming the little shit
>>
>>71486974
yeah the kid thing is the worst, I can't imagine they have any idea what they're doing. watched a louis theroux doco on it where a psychiatrist basically states that as kids reach age 12-13, realise what they've done and what it means for the rest of their lives they start getting depressed

adults doing it is also fucked, we're literally taught not to take steroids for a myriad of health reason even though that's like a man taking male replacement hormones, imagine taking the opposite when your bone structure and biology is completely different
usually I think it's best to let it be for people like this but they're just a drain on society and it guarantees shit familial relations
>>
>>71487182
Well then this thread would never 404 so we'll be stuck here posting ascii porn forever
>>
>>71487191

this is fairly trivial though for both faiths and the ideas underneath are still mostly the same. Abraham "religion" in general suffers from the same issues of trying to change everything and create highly legal systems to control the world.

I've posted a Hindu parable which sort of explains this difference in thinking between East and West (Abraham faiths at least since the pagans were significantly more in line with "eastern" thought).
>>
>>71487182
what's he done now
>>
Test Operation Spruce Bruce is a complete success
>>
>>71487190
the sassanids where a paper tiger when the arabs defeated them, and they had some really great generals at the helm, these things happen from time to time in history

things aren't the same as their origins though

islam is a highly effective socio-political governing system but its too restrictive,and unless you were born into it, no sane person would want to live under it, it stifles intelligence and creativity, which in part has stopped any islamic country progressing to be great power in the modern era
>>
>>71487225
Try and post an image
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>>71487171
never from within
yes there was tours and vienna and the umayyads and ottomans but that was from outside
and there was infighting amongst europeans but now we have our own people who advocate for swamping us out of existance via mass migration
of course their goal is not to genocide whites it's to help poor browns and blacks but they don't care about demgraphic projections
>>
>>71487059
here you can only get charged for public racial incitement
reckon if they ever caught me on here (not racist but say some naughty boy stuff) I'd argue that I consider this a private community and that these are comments amongst friends xx
>>
>>71487244
oh that's what it was.

angryfrog.jpg
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>>71487246
you're thinking too small
there have been plenty of utterly disastrous events in Western history far worse than anything now.

and you should remember that Europe has been taken over by a "desert religion" before.
>>
>>71487240
No it just so happen Britain, on the literal other side of the "world" at the time, was the first to industrialize, spreading to France, Germany etc so islamic empires were away from the new technology
>>
but seriously where would we go? eightchan is incredibly shitty
>>
seems like every school had an asian slut who got fucked by half the class
>>
havent had sex in 6 weeks
>>
>>71487255
ye same, im not a racist at all, just occasionally say some riské things and since people here literally get arrested and put in jail for saying something mean online im worried about GCHQ dragging me off into the night

theres literally so many bullshit "crimes" they could charge you with if they wished
>>
>>71487240
I was talking about modern day Islamic fanatic mate.

Tbh any ideology in my opinion which can go from a few hundred old men hiding in caves in Afghanistan to a shadow government in every Muslim country, capable of launching coordinated attacks across the world and a proto-state in the heart of the middle east in a matter of decades, all while the world's greatest military powers combine their efforts to destroy you, is an ideology worthy of respect.

Agreed about it stifling creativity and intelligence. But those things are luxuries for when the world is a nice place. I think Islam is a survivors religion for hard times. It's like a cockroach or a plague. Nasty, brutish and ugly, but it will endure and evolve like nothing else.
>>
>>71487278
it didn't happen in Britain for no reason
>>
why do germanics and slavs hate each other
>>
>>71487278
nah they were lagging the fuck behind for atleast 200 years before industrial revolution
>>
>>71487300
>Riske
>Uses a fucking accent but doesn't even spell it right
>>
>>71487310
world war 2
>>
do non-whites wish to exterminate white people?
>>
>>71487264
christianity is a roman religion not a desert one
its holy book was codified by roman and greek bishops
its festivals and holidays are Roman rituals
its unique religious texts were written in koine greek
it was spread by roman soldiers and government administrators
>>
>>71487327
before ww2 they hate each other
>>
>>71487325
screaming
>>
>>71487310
your best ally is slavic and your worst enemy is germanic
>>
Christ the Han Solo film cast looks absolutely dire

https://www.yahoo.com/sy/ny/api/res/1.2/5mvpZy.IMSZsuGN6DNLtDg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NzQ0O2g9NDE5/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/43af182623001340d365409f7a7b656e

Literally 'dit: The Film
>>
>>71487303
your ideas of Islam are too twisted by the media if you honestly think its some super hardcore warrior cult.
dropping Christianity for Islam because you want a "tough" faith is impossibly silly.

if you really care you should become a Hindu or something, even a Buddhist which is far much more mentally healthy.
>>
>>71487334
actual mong
>>
Morning gay boys

Why is hiro cucking us humble phoneposters?
>>
cant feel like there's inherent meaning in this world unless i know some group of people needs to be round up and killed in its name desu
>>
for example germans hate slavs because they took konigsberg
>>
>>71487349
>Emilia Clarke

JUST
>>
>>71487349
nigger
>>
>>71487309
>>71487318
China used to be a shithole like mid east countries, but they, like russia, held onto their empires hisortical lands, and benefited from the industrial technology after it finally spread east from Britain

Muslims split into a bunch of meme states because the turks ruled them from east europe to india
>>
>>71487155
"other europeans" were as foreign to the romans as pooskins are to us today
>>
>>71487303
well in that case i would point out that if modern ROE and ethics weren't a thing we would utterly BTFO them

modern western military (from a pure military objective point of view) totally shoot themselves in the foot on a moral basis

if we had the weapons of today (exclude nukes) and the morals of a hundred years ago the iraq/afghan wars would have been more like 10months than 10 years
>>
>>71487334
and modern sunni-islam has taken heavy influence from the Protestant reformation, especially with regards to its heavily legalistic/absolutist stance.

honestly I blame Proddies for everything wrong with the world.
>>
>>71487334
even if all you said is true, Christianity is based on Judaism, which is derived from Sumerian mythology
>>
>>71487355
everything i said there is fact none of it is my opinion
>>
>>71487386
>>71487385
>>71487379
Can you guys post photos?
>>
>>71487351
>your ideas of Islam are too twisted by the media if you honestly think its some super hardcore warrior cult.

Ok, first off the media send most of their time trying to make Islam sound ridiculous, a weak flabby Westernised religion. The thing I'm talking about, according to the media, is not Islam. So this doesn't really make sense.

And I never said I wanted to drop Christianity for Islam.
>>
>>71487386
christianity is a literal kike religion
there's a fact for you
>>
>>71487325
how did you construe an accent from a text based medium retard
>>
>>71487397
yes
only virgins cant post photos
>>
>>71487363
you answered your own question then beto
>>71487397
no one can
>>
stop being christian
>>
>>71487397
get out phoney this is a pc general
>>
>>71487378
This is the entire point mate, they know we can't do that because if we did, we would end up fighting 1.6 billion people. So they use that against us and they've got us by the nads.
>>
dumb digimon, i said that slavs and germanics hate each other before ww2
>>
>>71487405
the media does both really
but while Islam is definitely more assertive I don;t think that makes it a good alternative or "better".
its still the same mess with an Arab tribal reskin and it has the same underlying issues if not worse.

its not "martial valour" the west needs honestly.
>>
why do i shitpost and play video games all day? i could do this when im elderly
i should be out in the world doing exciting shit
>>
>>71487407
jewish people don't practice christianity

me: 1
you: 0
>>
>>71487441
don't care, in fact no one does, go ask taringa
>>
>>71487429
It's not working for you either, we aren't the only ones getting cucked
>>
>>71487425
funny thing is there is a definite semitic influence in nordic mythology
>>
>>71487454
but christianity is derived from Judaism retard
>>
>>71487421
Irish intellectuals everyone
>>
But I wanted to post a FUNNY green FROG! MUMMMYYYY REEEEEEE
>>
>>71487460
I'm still not a phoney
(edmiliband122.jpg)
>>
>>71487471
how exactly?
>>
>>71487445
Martial valour is only a small part of why Islam is admirable.

Not perfect, far from it, but admirable.
>>
I'd post a picture about why we shouldn't trust hiro but I fucking can't
he's not just incompetent, he's known for selling 2chan users' data and then pretending the site was far from profitable
moot most likely knew and didn't care
>>
>>71487495
You hit the DESKTOP HARD, while PHONEY does a SHITPOST lying in his COMFY BED
>>
My 10 point plan for Britain

1. Establish a secular, federal republic
2. Leave the EU
3. End immigration
4. Ban on all religion
5. Nationalisation of banking, energy, heavy industry, public transport and all welfare provision
6. Abolish all foreign aid
7. Break up large landowning monopolies
8. Strict rent controls, build enough new housing and bulldoze all old shit
9. Right to bear arms
10. Ban smoking in public
>>
>>71487332
they're sore losers
>>
>>71487454
>jews write a book in the desert
>rome gets kiked
>rome changes the traditions slightly
>therefore christianity is jewish
you're actually retarded
>>
>>71487503
I hardly think its admirable
respectable maybe but its an utter mess of a society.
>>
@71487516
Don't care freak
>>
>>71487516
t. oswald mosley
>>
>>71487521
last line is meant to say >christianity is therefore roman
need to sleep
>>
>>71487474
baited
fated
annihilated
>>
>>71487535
Epic my Hibernian bro, simply epic
>>
>>71487535
onlypretending.jpg
>>
we all know who is really to blame

[inserts picture of Martian Luther]
>>
whats the story soft cocks
>>
>>71487515
you're gonna fucking regret this 'matey'. as soon as my pal hacks into 4chan's mainframe server and lets me post an image you'll see the extent of my wrath in macro image form
>>
>Martian Luther

Ahahha what the fuck! What the fuck am I reading!!! A leaf! A fucking leaf! Ahahahaha fuck off leaffff! SCREECHING! CAUTERWALING! CACKLING! ROARING!
>>
>>71487529
shut up and evaluate it

>>71487532
he was a toff prick
>>
puertorriqANO
>>
Hey guys it's ya boy here, quintus octavius maximus III coming back atcha with another minecraft lets play
>>
oswald mosley was a wasted talent

couldve been a labour pm one day if he hadn't hopped on the old hitlerism bandwagon
>>
years of loneliness have ruined my personality

i used to be kind, open minded, helpful

now i'm a friendless bitter loser
>>
>>71487546
he was the stepping stone to separating the church from the state
it's not his fault protestants turned out to be retarded
>>
>>71487557
Occupiers >>>/out/
Ireland will be free and Catholic
>>
Why is this thread still going?
I left 3 hours ago and there isn't a new
>>
>>71487577
Hey I'll be your buddy little guy! Let's catch an icecone in the park, huh! Throw some pigskin!
>>
>>71487588
no pictures
>>
My 10 point plan for Britain

1. Nuke Russia, precipitating WW3
2. Wait for the radioactive dust cloud to disperse/settle
3. Emerge from my vault where I have been cryogenically preserved
4. Unite the disparate groups of tribes
5. Crown myself as Emperor of the British Isles
6. Embark on aggressive process of creating a monolithic identity
7. Forge my tribes into a single razor sharp scythe, cross the Great Water in a symbolic and triumphant fleet of barges
8. Begin expansion across Europe, incorporating and crushing all opposition into my nascent state
9. Reach India
10. Die of an infection after falling from my horse
>>
>>71487588
sorry I was busy
>>
>>71487572
You think you're funny don't ya you mick cunt. Why don't you do what you people do best. Starve and capitulate to the superior men. Bow before me like your ancestors did and watch me spread my superior Anglo Saxon seed among your female population. I will raise an army of bastard sons and I will enforce my rule of law with them at my side.
>>
>>71487596
Why not?
>>
>>71487577
if you were so kind, open minded and helpful why were you lonely for years in the first place
seems to me that you've always been a loser xx
>>
>>71487599
Hey buddy, that's really interesting an all but why would the British tribes ever unite under the name of a VIRGINPOSTER?
>>
>>71487499
Odin being pierced with a spear in the side, as is his son who is resurrected

Ask and Embla, the two first humans
>>
odin was black
>>
>>71487620
these ideas are older than Christianity/Judaism and present across Indo-European faiths.
>>
>>71487610
t. Jams O'Donnell
>>
>>71487610
Ahaha ok whatever buddy I won't get too worked up on this Tuvan throat singing forum, haha shure dude *chuckles* haha okay bud
>>
i wish russia was an ally of mexico :(
>>
>>71487616
gookmoot is an incompetent cunt
>>
>>71487617
>why were you lonely for years in the first place

I don't know

I've just slowly spiralled into depression and withdrawn from social life over the past 5 years or so

i don't cry myself to sleep any more at least, I've accepted I'll be a friendless loser for the rest of my life
>>
Just watched an Aussie runt build a bed in the forest
>>
I WONT DENY IT

IM A STRAIGHT RIDAH

YOU DONT WANNA FUCK WITH ME

*my ambitionz as a ridah, ridah, ridah*
*my ambitionz as a ridah*
>>
>>71487635
i wish you were my bf xx
>>
going to bed
might call in sick tomorrow
>>
>>71487636
>tfw I can't post my "Here is your .............." pic

:(
>>
El GORDO
>>
*goes on /qa/*
>>
>>71487520
WEB Du Bois comes to mind
>>
>>71487679
Hey you there too bro? Nice, hmu in my direct messages
>>
>>71487627
explain ask and embla
>>
>tfw too depressed to wank
>>
>tfw I can't post my "Here is your .............." pic

[picture of young adult male in uncouth hat]
>>
during the cold war russia was producing great european music, while the (((((west)))) had pop, rock n roll, and degenerate music shit
>>
>>71487644
>I've just slowly spiralled into depression and withdrawn from social life over the past 5 years or so
ah yes, I started this last year, except I have a gf. When she finally leaves me I might do a backflipping 'cide
>>
>tfw he ignores you
>>
>>71487702
font
>>
>>71487577
such is the life on an MGTOW
>>
>>71487692
Indo European mutually shared pantheons
>>
wish I could post my "why gook moot is a shithead" infographic
>>
>>71487694
Damn

That still hurts..
>>
>>71487577
same desu
>>
Going out for that first ciggie of the day
*blows smoke in your ears*
>>
>>71487644
You have /brit/
>>
>>71487692
Hinduism has Manu and Satarupa who are the first man and woman according to Hindu scripture

and the Babylonians had man and woman created out of the flesh of the Gods. similar creation myths are present all over and are a near universal theme.
>>
*coughs*
Why are irish""""men""" so obnoxious?
>>
NEED to make a game based on over the top (the movie) but FAR more epic lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHgBW3gVII8
>>
>>71487709
what's a font other than the letter style
>>
>his country hasn't had a civil war

lol
>>
>>71487736
I'm looking forward to it but I have to go far into the park since I don't want mumsie to find out :///
>>
150 images used to get posted here. now its a ghost town
>>
>>71487754
Why are English menchildren so pathetic and Asperger ridden? Is it the MMR vaccine?
>>
getting really fucking sick of this leaf cunt spamming the thread with his theology masters thesis
>>
>>71487763
Manitoba was formed as a result of a small one

but it was more about killing chugs than a proper civil war.
>>
>>71487769
I'd knock you spark out with a mere slap you knacker
>>
>>71487775
>chug
What is?
>>
>>71487780
Sure you would little guy
>>
>>71487767
*R Nige's voiceover*: Our so-called political representatives prostituted us to Brussels
>>
Writing my theology thesis lads
>>
>>71487775
oh shut the fuck up
>>
577 posts
>>
I seethe with anger and loathing every time I see a Canadian intellectual discuss theology
>>
>>71487786
injins
>>
>>71487786
injuns
>>
had a work thing last night lads. hungover, tired and sad today. shouldn't have gone.
>>
>>71487754
annoying cunt most likely has adhd and wants to join in with his """banter"""
>>
>>71487787
Little guy ha. Is that all your feeble little malnourished mind can muster? I'd lift you 5 feet off the ground with ONE (1) upper cut. You'd be played out flatter than your mothers chest
>>
>>71487803
what are the mexican intellectuals saying about drumpf now?
>>
>>71487813
What the fucks your issue cunt? Fuck off and discuss Norse mythology somewhere else you autistic softcock little bore
>>
>>71487807
>>71487808
CHUG SNAP
>>
>>71487792
Did you ever have to study the philosophy of the toothfairy? hahaha the metaphysics of the Easter Bunny? loool what about the ontology of Father Christmas?
>>
>>71487702
well i'm a permavirgin so you have it better than me

>>71487711
i didn't choose to be one

>>71487735
nice to know i'm not alone i guess

>>71487743
true
>>
>>71487829
shut the fuck up, you stupid fat and ugly yank
>>
>>71487792
what's it on?

i'm not religious but i do find the history/sociology of religion very interesting
>>
>>71487825
This post reeks of virginity and repressed masculinity
>>
>>71487832
mate I'll have you know that fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
>>
dindus are doin nuffin outside my window again. swear to god I am going to toss a bunch of bananas at them one day to shut them up
>>
I think Martin Luther was the first evidence that autistic virgins making posts about boring shite could really change things.
>>
>>71487855
marvellous post
>>
>>71487855
{Crying_autismo_pepe_with_teddy.jpg}

Rude
>>
Hate phoneposting

What I type is lagged
>>
>>71487864
lol
>>
Varus

Where are my fooking legions
>>
>>71487866
i feel lucky to have lived in white areas my whole life
>>
>i will never watch rocky 4 for the first time ever again
pepecommitingsuicide.jpg
>>
>>71487864
imagine the individual who first wrote this
you can tell it was written with complete sincerity
>>
GO to sleep beto
>>
>>71487866
no one cares you fucking obese sharter why don't you go outside and fight them instead of being a whiny little cunt on your safe little thread
>>71487892
give me my second of life back you stupid fucking leaf no one cares about your shitty phone
>>
>>71487864
oh my days... da's really deep cuz. I'll have to look into more of this 'fascism' you speak of you get me yeah
>>
>>71487908
>haven't seen it

And I never will.

Unless the roastie proto-gf suggests it, in which case I will grin and bear it.
>>
>>71487917
read Baudrillard
>>
>>71487928
*throws a banana at you, sending you scampering after it*
heh, they never change do they..
>>
current top story on google news is: "Trinny Woodall suffers embarrassing mishap as she flashes BARE BREAST in Facebook clip"
>>
Fucking gookmoot
>>
>>71487926
Beto left 10 minutes ago

I bet he's posting in /x/
>>
>>71487931
arguably the worst post on the history of this site
>>
genuinely looking forward to anti-white leftists getting their shit fucked up by muslim refugees
>>
>>71487928
Why do you post here
>>
>>71487928
>expecting yanks to be man enough to engage in fisticuffs rather than use a high calibrate rifle to comfortably snipe from a distance as to avoid exposing their bodies to physical exercise
>>
If I like scented candles and baths does that make me a gay?
>>
>>71487943
you'd be sucking this banana you coward shitstain go ahead throw them the bananas I bet you'd never dare to you sissy cunt
>>
what sort of person goes to political protests and calls themselves an "activist", fucking christ
>>
¡¿WHAAAAT THE FUAAAAK?!
615 NOT OUT?!
>>
>>71487965
Depends on the scent for the candle

Any bath stuff you're gay for sure
>>
>>71487959
because I want to and because I can
>>
>>71487965
do you shove the scented candles up you bum?
>>
>>71487955
Worst thing is I'm not even joking. I have seen three objectively shit films because she wanted to watch them.

Told her they were great, even though one of them was a direct to DVD cringefest which literally starred Sasha Grey.

Christ I am a joke.
>>
>>71487961
>>71487968
>go out and fight 5 niggers who are probably carrying guns/knives on a dark street corner
ah yes, good idea, I'll surely walk away from that one
>>
NEED a good reason for taking the afternoon off today

Manager won't mind as long as it's reasonable
>>
So many battlefield scars while driven in plush cars
This life as a rap star is nothin without heart
Was born rough and rugged, addressin the mad public
My attitude was, "Fuck it," cause motherfuckers love it
To be a soldier, must maintain composure at ease
Though life is complicated, only what you make it to be
Uhh, and my ambitions as a ridah to catch her
while she hot, and horny, go up inside her
Then I spit some game in her ear, "Go to the tele hoe"
Equipped with money and a Benz, cause bitch I'm barely broke
>>
>>71483653
>>71483653
>>71483653
>>
>>71487995
feelin sick
that's my plan for tomorrow I think
I'll see how I feel in the morning
>>
>>71487932
can't believe you can take yourself seriously
are you real or a troll? what do you study and at undergrad or post level?
>>
>>71485951
What did I miss?
>>
>>71488014
Try to upload an image
>>
>>71487986
you wouldn't want a stinky bottom now would you?
>>71487990
oh that's right of course you'd get fucked cause you're a weak useless sissy coward so you stay home complaining about people outside who you don't even know. Hope they do carry guns and knives so they fucking end you while they feed BBC to your inbred mother
>>
>>71488005
that doesn't work when he can see I'm perfectly fine

fuck off leaf
>>
>>71488002
Would snipe this limp wristed thinks glass chin from a comfortable distance

https://youtu.be/WuGtYNnlYS8
>>
>>71487983
cedar patchouli and sandalwood

>>71487986
no but I was considering asking the bf about wax play
>>
>>71487995
I'm going to discover the proof of relativity and I SHAN'T be disturbed whilst doing so.
>>
>tfw no gf (male)
>>
lack of pictures has me a little cranky teehee :)
>>
>>71488027
Great post

Really giving it to the yanks
>>
>>71488013
I am serious and can expand upon the idea more of reality being a "fluid" thing.
idk how anyone can post on 4chan especially with what has happened the last few years and not see how conscious thought on the part of a group or dedicated propaganda efforts can utterly reshape how we see the world.
we're in the age of hyperreality, and all of this is illusory.

on the other side of things its what made 9/11 such a massively powerful symbolic gesture
>>
Feel like doing a homicide, but on myself

They need to come up with word for this tb h
>>
the chon being broken is giving me anxiety shits
>>
>>71488034
Hmmm dunno then. I'd say it's straight so long as the candles and the wax stay away from your bum'ole
>>
I have a biology test today
>>
>>71488052
off to >>>/x/ you go, with all the other paranoid retards
>>
>mfw fascists are in this thread
*bashs you*
>>
>>71488034
I've got tobacco and moss on my coffee table
>>
>Ammanpour has a son
Great (!) that's just upped the n'r of persons whom I shall kill by 50%.
>>
>>71488080
*bashes*

Why do anglemen hold such a tenuous grasp of the anglish language
>>
>>71488080
>oy vey goyim how dare you care about your ethnicity, only we can do that
>>
>>71488088
I've got some n'rs outside my window at the monent
>>
>>71488086
sounds nice senpai, can I come round and give it a go? we can have a bit of a cuddle too if you're into it
>>
>>71488098
t. Jeremy Fiddlesticks
>>
in 40-70 minutes will be having breakfast
>>
>>71488098
*Æŋlisc*
>>71488109
good post, whitey bw0y
>>
>>71488100
>idpol
Muh feelings the ideology
>>
>>71488113
Yea alright
Sounds like fun
>>
>Australia has just legalised medical hash
what's the fastest, safest, most reliable way to get cancer? apart from posting in /brit/ of course
>>
>>71488100
>fascism just means caring about your ethnicity
brit/pol/ intellectuals gentlemen
>>
Have to go to the chicken factory with mummy tomorrow morning

Don't want to go
>>
>>71488134
You told me I had ADHD earlier

Fuck off and never reply to my posts again >:((
>>
>>71488088
reported
>>
>>71488147
NO HAT NO PLAY
>>
>>71488151
Imagine all the tendies ripe for taking there. Why would you not want to go?
>>
>>71488147
{pepe_laughing_so_hard_hes_wiping_away_a_tear.jpg}
>>
>>71488147
>what's the fastest, safest, most reliable way to get cancer

disgustedjeremykyleface.jpg
>>
>>71488143
please tell me you live somewhere cold and snowy. if it's arizona I'll kill myself
>>
>>71488147
Browse the 'dit, eat bacon for breakfast lunch and dinner and smoke two twenty decks of fine Virginian tobacco a day
>>
>>71488147
know a lad who shat in a batch of medicinal hash
>>
>>71488147
just develop an addiction to opiates and after recovery severely injure yourself repeatedly
>>
the mayne streem meedjah
>>
BIG fan of Puerto Rico can't lie lads
*adds him to the approved JF list*
>>
>>71488168
slip slop slap
>>
Just watched a Snapchat story of Paris hilton cooking spaghetti bolognese
>>
Need myself a cute bf lads
>>
>>71488176
It's temperate and raining but I think it'll stop overnight
>>
>>71488052
you've spent too long on 4chan if you think the common thought/ philosophy of this site is especially influencing or influenced by outside events, it's just a cross-section of internet youth culture who can speak freely and anonymously and you've selectively interpreted elements that are seen in the outside world
also somewhat narcissistic for you to assume that a site you spend a lot of time on and interacting with is changing the world, you've identified a big part of your internal reality and projected it onto a large part of modern culture
genuinely curious as to what you're studying/ have studied though, what is it? you the lad that did anthropology and history?
>>
>>71488079
its not paranoia, people are just unfamiliar with modern and post-modern philosophy.

frankly I can't imagine how people can still see the world as at all coherent and free of conscious influence with everything that has been going on. Carl Jung talked about the collective unconscious of mankind and it is this which largely forms the "veil" or reality and society as we see it.
things like propaganda, religion, and so on are just imprints on that collective unconscious.
our reality only seems stalwart because we are wrapped up in this veil society creates for us, and in the West we have few avenues to escape it as other cultures did (like Hindu ascetics, medieval/Roman hermits, or monks)

I'm sure most people ITT have read the stories about Diogenes, his antics do a good job at exemplifying what I mean by the "veil" of reality and hyperreality.
>>
>>71488191
ok but how do I get the prescription for medicinal opiates?
>>
>>71488156
Ní raibh mé ag póstaigh fógra aon rud in aice le ADHD.
>>
>>71488199
same
really like the whole deal with his shitting stool
>>
>Yank still crying about the 'groids outside his window even after el puertoriciANO called him out for being an emasculated manchild afraid to engage his own shadow in physical combat

Roflmao
>>
1k posts soon lads
>>
Please don't deport me.

t. puerto rico
>>
>>71488214
not reading this but you're still wrong
>>
>>71488227
>expecting autismo yank to not be retarded
>>
>>71488233
jets for life nigga
>>
>>71488229
it stops at 999 and starts deleting the first posts you absolute reddit newboy
>>
gray, cold and wet outside

want to just stay in bed all day
>>
Really like the word "groid"
>>
>>71488199
>>71488226
thanks good gentlemen
feels good to be liked on the best general
>>
Just dropped 10mg of 'tonin lads

{smug_pepe(47).jpg}
>>
Dear mods, /brit/ is soo much better without images. Now I can no longer fear the blinding rage which takes me when I see that [shudders] image.
Please keep it this way.
>>
>>71488257
No it doesn't retard
>>
>>71488265
*nuzzles you*

[furry.jpg]
>>
>>71488265
>best general
Wtf i love puerto ricoanon now
>>
>>71488276
yes it does asshat
>>
The track renders helpless and suffers from multiple stab wounds
and leaks sounds that's heard
ninety-three million miles away from came one
to represent the Nation, this is a gathering
of the masses that come to pay respects to the Wu-Tang Clan
As we engage in battle, the crowd now screams in rage
The high chief, Jamel Irief, take da stage
Light is provided through sparks of energy
from the mind that travels in rhyme form
Givin sight to the blind
>>
>>71488263
should replace nig
>>71488275
but my fedora collection
>>71488278
alri I don't have time for games you want to fuck or not?
>>
are image servers down or something?
>>
puerto rico?

farto freako
>>
>>71488275
>bradley walsh pooster can't identityfag anymore
based
>>
>>71488303
I-i want to fuck
>>
>>71488303
shitskin freak
>>
>>71488275
Hi anonymous Irish poster, thanks for the thoughts. Our team is always looking to improve the site in whatever way we can and your opinions are really valuable to us - however we cannot promise that there'll be no images hence. 4chan is an imgeboard after all ^^
Best wishes and lots of love,
Hiroshima x.
>>
>>71488303
idk how feminine is your dick>?
>>
>>71488307
I despise the Bradley Walsh poster
>>
>>71488303
spanish nigger
>>
>>71488214
Blake's was the voice of the Right Brain, the mind's Atlantis, singing over Bedlams clamour, where Blake claimed, the mad had locked away the sane. He knew that madmen are but prisoners of war and he had no fear of madness for he knew its glory and knew its power.
>>
>>71488296
That's only in rolling stickies you spastic cunt
>>
this scented candle is putting me in the mood tbrh
>>
>>71488211
this is far beyond 4chan, I was just using it as a relatable example since 4chan is Cynic/post-modern thought personified.

what I'm saying is that "reality" is really what you make it out to be and far more fluid than society leads us to believe with its endless laws and artificially solid structures to maintain an order that isn't really there, but rather we uplist the "symbols" of real ideas and concepts as being truly "real" themselves.
think of this as akin to the Israelites in the bible worshipping the image of a cow (symbol of God) as if it were God itself. This is hyperreality.
The reason I mentioned Baudrillard is because he said that hyperreality goes further than confusing or blending the 'real' with the symbol which represents it; it involves creating a symbol or set of signifiers which represent something that does not actually exist, like Santa Claus. Baudrillard in particular suggests that the world we live in has been replaced by a copy world, where we seek simulated stimuli and nothing more.
>>
Music venture: a hip-hop group called the "groid boys"
>>
Having chicken and lardons
>>
>>71488303
fedorasposters became cancerous anyway. Last Sunday it was just about creating lazy responses to attack anything which made them feel plebeian or inferior. In /cum/, I saw some twat put a 'dora on "whom".
Would wipe the whole floor with that dropped out loser if he ever attempted to do that to me in real life.
>>
>>71488344
oh yeah you're right. I remember seeing threads on cuckolded /pol/ with 1000+ posts now
>>
Raw I'm gonna give it to you, with no trivia
Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia
My hip-hop will rock and shock the nation
like the Emancipation Proclamation
Weak MC's approach with slang that's dead
you might as well run into the wall and bang your head
I'm pushin' force, my force your doubtin'
I'm makin' devils cower to the Caucus Mountains
>>
>>71488316
ireland?
more like direland
>>71488324
unironically think my dick is cute despite its size, gf agrees
>>71488328
>spanish
>american education
expected from a clueless redneck
>>
>>71488354
answer my question ffs what did you study?
never read Baudrillard but if he's suggesting we live in a copy world that's obviously a thought experiment you spaz
>>
>>71488362
How would one even do that in real life?
>>
>fedorasposters became cancerous anyway.
*tips fedora*
>>
*drinks own piss*
>>
>>71488296
>he didn't witness the first [s4s] kek thread

baka.jpg
>>
'tonin is starting to hit lads

Off to dreamland

{pepe_tripping.gif}
>>
>>71488383
Are you a feminine boy?
>>
>>71488316
wrong reply
you're good at queues, be a patient boy
>>71488362
your mistake was going to /cum/
>>
>yank tries to correct me
>is wrong
>gets humiliated infront of the entire thread

Hahaha dumb yank, dumb yank, dumb yank

Everybody now

Dumb yank, dumb yank
>>
>>71488431
OH FUCK OFF
>>
Dumb yank
>>
what are the things yanks call """""biscuits"""""
>>
Will NOT reply to someone who gives multiple (You)s per post
>>
>>71488415
yes but I have disproportionately big sized member
http://i.imgur.com/XjUQrDD.jpg me on the right
>>
>>71488392
Anthro and History
you said it before

and not a "copy" as in some aliens came by and cloned everyone, but that our culture and society has reached the point where we're basically a simulation of a simulation. we're aping forms and concepts so divided from us that we're merely receiving them as second hand copies.
its why we have such an insane obsession with the "genuine", but even the genuine is disingenuous

Honestly I think this is partially due to the act of recording our history, it has created this soup of excess "real" and culture that we've been stuck in, as opposed to keeping culture and traditions alive like through Oral traditions.
>>
Rice crispies are shit
>>
>>71488439
dog food
>>
*skid rons winps*
>>
Dumb yank
>>
I've seen brits say their food is shit
is this true or are they repeating the meme
>>
why do gays get hiv more often than straights?

is it because the anus tears more easily than the vagina?
>>
>>71488452
alri bowie back from the dead?
>>
>>71488470
>is it because the anus tears more easily than the vagina?

yeah
>>
Shy bairns get nowt
>>
>>71488470
let's find out
*inserts into your boy ass*
>>
Spanish groid
>>71488476
yeh haven't you seen my Spotify?
>>
>>71488470
yes and no need for condoms
>>
[]D[][]\/[][]D

wahey
>>
>>71488490
you're a spanish speaking nigger
>>
>>71488470
because it was spread in the west by a gay man who visited Africa
>>
[]D()() []_/-\|)$
>>
>>71488469
it's a bit dull compared to France or Italy, but it's not awful. I'd say actual British cuisine is on the same level as German cuisine, but it's hard to define British cuisine because of the empire
>>
>>71488516
Curry is not British since Indians are not British
>>
>>71488529
modern curry is british
>>
British suicide bomber who blew himself up in Mosul battle was given £1million compensation for time in Guantanamo but then fled to join ISIS
>>
>>71488529
well yeah indians aren't british but the british people stationed there were, and some indianish dishes were allegedly developed by the officer-class n that
>>
how long has the 'chon been broken lads? are they working on a fix?
>>
the n-word
>>
>>71488538
>>71488550
WE WUZ CURRY CHEFS N SHIET
>>
glasgow is the heroin capital of the world
>>
> born in Zanzibar, East Africa
> educated at a boarding school in India
> ethnically Persian
So, was he British, /brit/?
>>
>>71488567
Wow ebic meme there friendo XD!
>>
>>71488567
dreadful post
>>71488570
I reckon so, what else would he be?
>>
business idea: create an imageboard
>>71488506
you're a lowlife sharting wanker xx
>>71488516
business idea: internaional brit fast food chain
>>
>>71488540
In the world of the brainless, the blind man is king.
[spoiler]thank David Blunkett[/spoiler]
>>
>>71488574
>>71488580
Indians and Indian cuisine is not British
>>
>>71488453
I like that point of culture being a copy of a copy but maybe just the superficial aspects (like clothing and artistic aesthetics); day to day interaction is still based on biology, like personal relationships based on recognising a calm or exciting mind based on your preferences, attraction based on recognising a healthy person with a healthy body etc. and that culminates in certain social structures hierarchies that have always existed, and with two forms never being quite alike

although I guess that superficial culture does make itself felt on the personal level, look at this picture of bowie http://i.imgur.com/XjUQrDD.jpg and tell me this ugly cunt could've done as well as he did in any period of pop culture (with a straight face)
>>
>>71488594
british curry isn't indian cuisine and the originators weren't even indian to begin with

jog on leaf
>>
my black mate gets high off his own poo in a jar
>>
Britain and India are the same thing.

The crown, the jewel, which is which?
>>
>>71488620
>indians didn't create curry

Fucking hell?
>>
>>71488594
well i largely agree, but i don't know who's shitposting whom anymore (T_T)
>>
Even the German is sick of this stupid leaf
>>
>>71488623
how does that work?
>>
>>71488675
just like his black friend, it doesn't
>>
>>71488660
t. Ranjeet, proud British man
>>
getting real masculine feels https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=98&v=C2bL6ARhkUw
>>
>>71488675
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
he left his shit in a jar on the window sill in the bathroom. properly grim
>>
Curry is unironically fucking crap, dunno why both monging fucking tarquins and deanos both love it

Give me a chinky any day of the week over a plate of fucking slop
>>
>>71488695
t. Zhang, proud Canadian theologist
>>
>>71488711
amazing post
wang>pajeet in all walks of life
>>
>be yank
>do some disgusting shit
>want to feel somehow validated
>lol guys, my black mates did this crazy thing!
>>
*skrr skrr*
>>
Business idea: /brit/ go clay pigeon shooting
>>
>>71488529
ass
>>71488695
yes, many Hindustani Britons are. they love giving them a good kicking with willow and leathery balls.
>>
>>71488723
t. Esteban, proud American citizen
>>
ah yes peurto rico, the yank colony
>>
781 replies and 36 pics

What
>>
>>71488757
hiroshima fucked the site again
>>
Two (2) fried eggs and four (4) rounds of toast for brekkie

Then I'll go out for a feg and catch the bus in 15 minutes
>>
>>71488757
4chan is dying
jap moot has sold the site
>>
>>71488750
t. Ranjeet, proud Irish man
>>
>>71488753
You're more american than he is leaf
>>
>>71488765
sounds dry and tasteless
>>
Where do we all go when 4chan gets fucked?
>>
>>71488779
Oh fuck off you sour shite
>>
>>71488775
t. Ranjeet, proud British man
>>
>793 replies
Did the JanMan finally get a lock on that chastity cage?
>>
>>71488785
ah yes nothing like munching through four pieces of toast with nothing on them

think my gums are bleeding
>>
>>71488765
*unsubscribes*
>>
>>71488779
>Fried egg
>Dry

Your cooking must be absolutely grim you borderline spastic
>>
>>71488783
r/brit

>>71488799
Butter you mug

What else am I to put on toast? Fucking Rosemary? Have you gone mad!
>>
ah yes peurto rico
>>71488753
nothing wrong there, except I'm not exactly proud
>>
>>71488779
something funny about how those adjectives might be attributed to genitals
>>71488788
I think you've already made that post
DUDE leaves lmao
>>
this is the Poor-toe Reeking poster (but +16 years).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzkAQ_TkXPQ
>>
>>71488805
jam, marmite, peanut butter, nutella, etc
>>
>>71488815
You a racialist?
>>
>>71488815
literally nothing wrong with this
>>
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>>71488783
to work
>>
Just got up

Why is this at 800 posts and no new thread?
>>
>>71488823
Oh yes Nutella, marmite and jam with a fried egg on top

Fuck off you retarded mongrel
>>
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> smoke a feg
>>
>>71488805
>there's already a /r/brit
>it's private
is it related to this brit? should we make a /r/britgeneral or /r/intbrit now just in case?
>>
>>71488831
WOAAHHH DESU
>>
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can i post this devilish doggo
>>
I'm telling you lads right now I am getting the 1000th post
>>
OH FUCK

IMAGES


THEY'RE BACK
>>
Nutella on toast is revolting
>>
>>71488842
actually jam would go great with egg and a slice of bacon
>>
i hope that bender varadkar doesn't become taoiseach
>>
New

>>71488859

>>71488859

>>71488859

>>71488859

>>71488859
>>
New

>>71488861
>>71488861
>>71488861
>>
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AHHHHHHHHHHH IMAGES
>>
did you lads know that porto rico is not a country and is in fact an american colony?
>>
alri
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