/cum/

>3 posts too early

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>>71481903
> tfw born too late to settle the New World
> tfw born too early to settle the stars

>>71481903
J*nny shan't take kindly to your skullduggery

Watching anime in adulthood. Shan't be doing that.

>>71481961
why is this meme so excellent

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>>71481961

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Whoa, really makes you think...

>>71482027
Canada is a fascist neonazi xenophobe state...

>>71482027
It shouldn't be encouraged it should be mandatory.

how do i get into an american college if i have shitty high school grades

>>71482066
be a minority

>>71482066

do better

>>71482027
pretty disgusting Tbh
anti-multiculturalism should be rising the days

>>71482066
Get a two year degree and transfer if that's an option for you.

>>71482066
Go to community college or get great SAT/ACT scores to compensate

>>71482080
these***

>>71482066
pretend to be native american or black

>>71482066
Become transgender and identify as some sort of persecuted person. Conversion to Judaism will help as well.

Would my dick be more enticing to Canadians if I poured maple syrup on it?

>>71482202
Yes

where does one buy a gf

i am now ANTI AUTHORITARIAN you are on watch

Chicanos > mexiasquerosos

>>71482280

t. CHI

>>71482280
CHI

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>Kansas City
>in Missouri

* shits in your breakfast cereal *

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me on the right

*eats your breakfast cereal*

just coughed up a bunch of blood in the library sink and left it there

>>71482438

>6' and 5'11

>>71482438
nerd

>>71482438
nice birthing hips

have fun being a skinny lanklet while my height allows me to get maximun gains and attain an ideal physique

>>71482395
whatdiddya do that for fucken punk

cute british girls

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>マンコ

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>>71482557

agreed

>>71482066
Show aptitude in bullying people smarter than you and they can make you an example of success just to fuck with that smarter person they would rather have.

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>>71482557

>>71482539
EYO

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>>71482557
agreed

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So I just sent my tinder gf a bunch of memes and a pic of my dick and she responded by just sending me a pic of her forehead

What did she mean by this?

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I could eat pico and drink green salsa for the rest of my life and me okay with it.

>>71482752
seems like you understand normalfag communication better than we do bud

>>71482786
Stop posting my gf

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i don't get it, why shouldn't i like this guy

>>71482805
I'm not your gf

>>71482800
Idk about that
I just spammed vapeman at her after we matched on tinder (dont have pics of me in my profile) and then she gave me her snapchat and here I am

I think our most autistic post just got here

>>71482831
Yours?

>>71482821
durka durka jihad

>>71481903
We need to bring vapeman back

>>71482871

vapeman will live on forever in our hearts

WHERE IS EVERYONE

Vapeman fugged baja chen and created bebi?

>hear really funny joke
>laugh really hard
>get boner

Does this only happen to me?

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rate me /cum/?

>think sexy thought
>so sexy
>get boner

Is this situation unique to me?

>>71482992
Yes. I've never even heard of this until now.

>>71483021
I read this in an Indian accent

>>71482941
where am I

>>71483045
You are in the United States of America anon!

>>71483007
>webcam photo

I can't tell

>footkraut brainwashed my fellow /cum/rades into spamming feet even while he's gone
It's over

>>71483007
homeless muslim

>>71483045
in my arms

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SUMMONING JUTSU, /cum/ STYLE!

>>71483099
I don't like footkraut. Not because he posts feet (feet are sexy), but because he likes nasty yellow women.

This guy near me is wearing a straight outta palestine shirt which shows a map of greater Palestine on it

>>71483191
Report him to the CIA.

>>71483187
Asian women are objectively superior though

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>>71483028
what the fuck is wrong with me

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Why are women allowed to vote

>>71483007

You keep your beard neat; do something with that hair. Consider a haircut that will help cover up the pattern baldness

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>>71483202

>tfw can't drop my russian class at a CC eventhough my dad didn't pay a penny and it came out of my college fund and I offered him money in return to drop it
JUST FUCK ME UP SENPAI

>>71483191
get yourself a straight outta antioch shirt which shows a map of the greater Kingdom of Jerusalem

>>71483255
I have an immense dislike of Jews

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>search for ''Radical islamic terrorist'' on google images
>get politicians, news reporters and presenters talking, terrorists with news watermarks and logos and Donal Trump

>Search for Islamic terrorists''
>get only terrorists

>>71483254
finish Russian you fag

>>71483225
no idea honestly
ðey should have to get married to have ðe right to vote

>>71483306
>learning commie

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>>71483319
True
They're just voting to make the state their husband currently. Sad

>>71483281
the Principality of Antioch and the Kingdom of Jerusalem were Crusader states (i.e. Christian) you absolute tosser

>>71483333
I'm not Christian

>>71483306
it is making me suicidal and I fucking hate it, I already speak two other languages

>>71483321
лoл, you love it.

could be much worse, you could be forced to learn a sand nigger language, a nigger language, or an asian language.

>>71483349
so you'll know more languages. that's good.

languages can look good on resumes too.

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Good evening, /cum/

>>71482947
This probably would be a good theory about a TV show that doesn't exist.

>>71483225
I don't know.

Tried to make out with a girl but failed horribly

Talked to her on the phone and said sorry she said it's okay don't worry

Can i recover from this or an hero

>>71483191
Call him a Nazi and ask why he hates Jews.

>>71483392
did you work today?

>>71483415
i would never talk to her again

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rate

>>71483422
Thanks for the reply

don't see anything wrong with racism Tbh friends

This is the worst general on 4chan

I consider myself the British Brad Pitt

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>>71483419
Yes. It was a pretty long day desu.

>>71483344
explain to him why the romans should have killed everyone there in 70 ad and resettled dacians there

>>71483437
It's a cartoon ya dingus

>>71483437
Cute

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>>71483415
you're finished bud
>>71483504
well at least it's done now!
>>71483531
>tfw the twin cities and duluth keep MN from going red

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>This is the worst general on 4chan

>>71483392
Pretty bad evening, actually.

>>71483570
no it's an image of me

>>71483609
I believe you mean blue on that map, but yeah, same with Chicago and Illinois (although 75% of Illinoisans live in Chicagoland)

Just bought wheat 'milk' is this going to be horrible?

>>71483456
i meant what i said

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>tfw really stoned
>tfw decide to watch some movie called milk

mfw

>>71483626
just in reference to the 2016 map here by county. Even my county that's been red forever voted blue

>>71483635
Enjoy watching Sean Penn make out with another dude

>>71483664
wtf I hate Dr*mpf now

>>71483610
Why was it cheap swords, faux leather jackets, Wal-Mart sneakers topped sometimes by a fedora or trilby? If I was sociologist I would try and get funding to figure this baffling widespread phenomena and interrelated subcultures that promulgated it.

>>71483629
Can't be any worse than almond milk

TIL Jeb Bush is now the Premier of Saskatchewan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Wall#/media/File:Brad_Wall.jpg

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>>71483609
>well at least it's done now!

That's right.
At least I can take a rest for now.

>>71483615
Why?

>>71483694
Almond milk is pretty good actually. Always wondered how they pulled such tiny udders though.

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Are softshell tacos just mini burritos?

>>71483722
Like really half assed ones

>>71483736
I'm always confused by the distinction between most mexican foods
They all seem to just be varying sizes of stuff wrapped in a tortilla

>>71483717
Continued anhedonic state. Only reason I continue posting is as avoidant behavior pattern. No matter though. If I weren't in this state I would be lying on floor, or really anywhere doing nothing until sleep again. No pleasure, no desire, no will.

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>>71483715
>TIL

>>71483717
Where do you work/what do you do

>>71483751
They fry some things, some they don't. The essence of Mexican "food"

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>>71483762

>>71483768
He's a coat check clerk for a low end bordello.

>see a downed power line
>temptation to touch it

>>71483805
DO IT

>>71483805
On the off chance that you're serious, don't actually do it.

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Rate my wife and my wife's daughter

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how does this make Americans feel?

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How come girls cant into irony or good humor in general?
I was talking to this girl on snapchat i met on tinder
I'm pretty nervous so I decided to be ironic to seem more confident than I actually was
I guess I've been on /cum/ too long bit I asked to see her feet and then when she asked why I wanted to see them I said I cant bang a girl without succulent soles
She hasnt responded in an hour

>>71483834
Ten bucks says this was taken at a Bernie rally.

>>71483852
you are actually autistic

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How does this make canadians feel

>>71483852
>i was talking to this random person and decided to make an anime reaction picture post because the conversation went badly due to my autism

>>71483852
It is hard to detect ironic, post-ironic, etc or sarcastic humors in text format. You do not banter with women anyways unless intentionally trying to drive them away.

>>71483834
this is a god tier image for shitposting

>>71483845
I disagree. Only properly vetted refugees are welcome. I'd prefer to resettle them in the ME though. It's 12x cheaper.

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>>71483845
>"Refugees welcome" has become synonymous with "I'm a virtue-signalling busybody who lacks actual palpable empathy"
Fits since New Yorkers are soulless automatons

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>>71483858

>>71483960
are you askin' for a tussle kid?

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>tfw Chinese socialism will never work

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>>71483834
Those shorts really are trying, aren't they?

EYO

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heheheheh

don't you fucking dare you get one per day and you already used it fag

>>71483858
since there's this leftist tea party shit starting up because of Trump those same fascist groups are trying to latch themselves onto Bernie again even after he lost and took their money

>>71483756
It's ok if it makes you feel better when you post here.

Just don't give up with your life, I believe in you to keep going and change everything.

Good luck.

>>71483768
It's just another factory/maquiladora

>>71483983
i wonder how long her elastic bands survive

my balls itch

>>71484024
o hey baja how you doing
>>71484032
have a shower, pig

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>>71484032
excuse me sir, I just wanted to let you know that you are very beautiful

>>71483972
>t. Joey "Neverseenastar" Spaghetti

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>>71483884
DELET THIS
WASTE OF CANADIAN NATURAL RESOURCES

should I do it?

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>>71484029
They have a hard job to do

>>71484024
Do you like your coworkers? Or do you not have to interact with them?

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>>71484056
Hi Chile, I feel fine.

How have you been?

>>71484123
Yes.

All namefags should be executed.

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so now and then i go to leddit to get a feel of the liberal college aged kids mind set

i think they're starting to crumble under the forced hysteria, starting to see more stuff like this.

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>>71484153
*nukes you*

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was hated Jews.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

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have you ever seen a ladybug?

>>71484138
im doing good

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>>71484125
It hurts to remember

>>71484195
I didn't know their shells could be different colours. Did the person pain them or something?

I used to hold them as a kid but they'd piss on you.

>>71484173
It's called outrage fatigue. It's where you're mad so long and there's no payoff. You can only reeeeeee Drumpf for so long.

>>71484209
>I didn't know their shells could be different colours. Did the person pain them or something?
They're just shinies.

I want to brush a British girl's hair tbhh

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>>71484209
>These colors include both orange and yellow. To a lesser degree, they include black, gray, pink and blue, too. Ladybugs also feature flecks on the upper parts of their wings, whether in pink, red, black, yellow or white. Many ladybugs just have two flecks, while many others have as many as 13.
I've seen yellow and orange ones in my backyard. + fun fact: ladybugs aren't actually bugs, they're beetles.

>>71484136
>Do you like your coworkers?
Only a few, and yes, I can interact with them, but I rarely do this.

>be Russian artillery commander in WWII
>fight honorably all the way into Germany
>have Ukrainian friend
>go to Gulag

Communism is shit.

>>71484250
Hey Baja. How was your day?

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>start a video game
>realize I don't want to play it so I shut it off
>stare at he ceiling for half an hour
>start it again
>still don't want to play it
I need some friends but my personality is shitty and I'm too boring.

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>>71484209
The "pee" happens because they squirt blood out of their knees

>>71484245
cunts would always piss on me when i picked them up as a wee lad

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>>71484301
same
I often piss on myself on accident too

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>>71484234
It seems the media is far from reaching that point.

But I mean it seems like it's becoming more main stream among normalfags to think the hysteric people are actually crazy and openly make fun of them. It's kind of nice to see. I've also seen front page posts on the liberal sites making fun of trannies.

>>71484295
i'll be your friend

>>71484326
I think people are getting braver at calling out bullshit when they see it. It would be great for our culture tbqhwy. I'm lumping our cultures together here.

>>71484326
Are these real tweets?

>>71484195
there's trillions on my property/house. Damn bastards smell bad when you kill them too.

>>71484235
>They're just shinies.
kek

>>71484245
I had no idea. I've actually seen more lady bugs then I knew. I thought they were usually just orange shelled with black dots but I've seen the invert coloured shell ones too.

>>71484297
Is it some defense thing? I never understood why they did it but I remember it happened most of the time when I picked them up even if I was gentle.

>>71484326
I thought he started shilling for Drumpf because he was so asspained that Hillary won the nomination

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>>71484284
Not bad at all, I really liked it.

How was yours?

>>71484370
It was good. Went to a class and spent time with a qt

>>71484361
Yeah. It's apparently toxic. I don't imagine it tastes to good either.

>>71484398
He turn out to be gay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2JXP1Su3G8

>>71484464
Yes

>>>/r9k/35038975
really made me think

>>71484354
Maybe. I hope people keep at it for the next few years. The media insistently wants to make things worse but average joes are getting annoyed because it's starting to affect their lives I think.

>>71484357
Pulled that off some /r/cringe place. I just double checked and it is.
https://twitter.com/mmflint

What's odd is pre-election he had all this "I understand why people voted for trump" talk but now he's gone this direction.

>>71484365
I think he was making an anti-Trump documentary at the time, but after speaking to a few people who were voting for him he had some not-crazy sounding quotes that were edited to make him seem okay with Trump. When I looked into it a bit more before elections I think he said he still didn't like the guy and is just doubling down because it's popular to hate him right now.

>>71484478
bang when?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE

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Who /caribbeanvacation/ here?

>>71484138
I did it

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>>71484486
Still sounds better than getting "cucked" and then losing all of my shit in the divorce. Or having them die or whatever.

If you don't depend on people, nobody can hurt you.

>>71484506
idk

>>71484365
he didn't shill for trump, he just said that it was likely hillary would lose to him.

>>71484486
are you 30?

>>71484486
just made a reply to that thread

>>71484553
fag

>>71484529
not you

>>71484582
I try

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>>71484533
yay!!

>>71484243
I can't conceal my feelings of true love for you any longer

Just deleted the collection of music I spent years collecting
Should probably kill myself

>>71484586
No, I acutally am. I'm an American posting from Aruba.

>>71484529
I think I might be going to Frankfurt for Spring Break

>>71484243
I would love for a qt doll-like girl to sit on my lap while I brush her hair before bed. Mm. The thought really gets me excited.

>>71484631
yeah right

>>71484621
I don't really like music that much desu, I like it when playing games but in my car it's more calming to drive silent most of the time

>the Presidential system is just the Westminster system with an elected head of state and overrideable executive veto

>>71484529
Is that you CIA?

>>71484665
ok

When I eventually kill myself, I'll only let /cum/ know.

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>canadian girl seems to like me, is really touchy, and gets flustered when we're together
>whenever I text her to do stuff with me she's busy, but she usually sends me long apologies to go with them

what gives, /cum/?

>>71484681
cast away your old face

Do Americans ever feel "Northern guilt" for what they did to the south and the oppression?

>>71484682
Maybe she's fucking with you

>>71484682
She's secretly with a big Coloradan bull

>>71484682
>>canadian girl seems to like me, is really touchy, and gets flustered when we're together
that she seems to like you, it's your own autistic projection fantasies blocking your view of reality. wake up sheeple

>cia
>anime

>>71484686
Not really, t'bh. We make fun of those who call it the War of Northern Aggression and wave the Confederate Flag. White Guilt is far stronger.

>>71484682
She's actually busy when you get to text her

>>71484708
people change

Unironically post what you're listning to buds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb5u9FoCYBk

>>71484701
GOD DAMMIT LUKE I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHY YOU TOLD ME NOT TO GO FOR HER

>>71484702
I dunno we did cuddle some

>>71484719
probably, I mean she's taking like 20 credits

>>71484726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9JXEUqrPQ8

>>71484686
Why would they?

>>71484726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Erkuw7Xu4
the greatest video in existence

>>71484712
Why would you make fun of the truth?

>>71484682
She's got better things to do than spend time with an American manlet.

>>71484594
This cracked me up, bud.

>>71484686
more people are guilty over slavery than over "oppressing" the south, because in most peoples' eyes slavery is such a grave sin that the south deserved it.

>>71484740
Because the south were the good guys

I think this leaf is the same guy from that other Civil War thread.

>>71484760
>because in most peoples' eyes slavery is such a grave sin that the south deserved it.

Wow, Yankees are evil

I didnt have a stroke

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>>71484737
> Listening to video game music
It's time to grow up bud

Texas should be independant

>>71484791
I'm not listening to your turbonormie music with annoying people singing in it, I prefer instrumentals

>>71484787
I had a seizure several months ago

guess what

>>71484791
What about anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkpT3eS001M

>>71484812
what

>>71484801
Autism

>>71484798
this, and Jefferson should secede from California

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Loving dem hips

>>71484810
from what?

>>71484827
im drinking alcohol

>>71484839
ok

>>71484835
where are they

>>71484835
fat

>>71484839
WOW SO COOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rprBLT8SPjg

sad

>>71484848
My mistake, edited my text to ''loving her body'' before it got posted but somehow it didn't change

>>71484883
dunno anon. Your story has a lot of holes

Not fat chicks.

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>>71484682
What are you doing? texting her when you feel like doing something? She might actually be busy.

When you see her ask when she's free. If she gives you any sort of time or timeframe you're in, schedule a date during that time if you're also available. If she says "oh I dunno" or some wishy-washy bullshit about not knowing when she'll be free next then she's not interested. Just say "alright, well let me know when your schedule clears up" or something to that effect and never bother with it again unless she tries to bring up hanging out.

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>>71484900
I swear

>>71484923
>he doesn't like cute chubby girls
You need to have a bit of fat on you to max out your cute stat

>>71484930
The problem with these type of cat pictures is that you instantly notice they where planned out, like, someone put the cat in there, glasses on and the newspaper as if it was reading it

Can't post that shit on my tumblr

>my tumblr

I said no fat chicks.

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I would like to have sexual relations with a mature woman of mexican descent.

Binland, Im at the fog gate right now

gimme ur sign

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>>71485018
I liked this one

>>71485050
You like dem brown pussy bro?

>>71485051
Which boss?

>>71485071

ruin sentinels

>>71484930
thanks m8

I'll keep that in mind

>>71485059
>chair covered in cat hair
eww

What exactly did you like about the picture?

I am an Evangelical MGTOW Heeb Destroyer

>>71485051
>>71485071
Hold on

What are you playing and what am I missing out?

>>71485140

Dark souls Ii

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>>71485083
Oh. They're a pain in the ass, but if you have a decent mace you can take them down pretty quickly if you just focus on one at a time

>>71485113
Don't know whose chair it is. I like how you can see the cat that's lying down starting to lose its shit as soon as the other one pokes it.

Latina/Brasilian accents really cool my soul

North American color rankings

white > yellow > brown > black

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>>71485062
Yes, in every shade that exists.

finland where are you

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>tfw too bad at video games to play dark souls

>>71485171
What about red?

>>71485201
They're not people, you know that.

>>71485196
its so easy, just watch the tip of the weapon and parry when it feels right

>>71485166

I beat the first one, but I was trying to stay up on the ledge, so both assholes jumped up and gangraped me

>tfw your gf keeps screaming every time you meet up at her middle school

>>71485163
Don't you ever quote me again
>>71485166
Now THAT one is a must

He's just so photogenic

finland pls

>>71485175
darker the berry, sweeter the juice right hoss?

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>>71485196
You don't start out good. You play until you "git gud" as they say. It's rewarding when you get it right.

>>71485212
Been a while since I played DS2, but if i remember correctly, after you kill the first one, another one comes out and jumps up onto the ledge.
It's useful to hit him a couple of times, and then jump off the ledge as soon as the second guy comes up onto the ledge.

>>71485230
Apparently he's named ムスちゃん, "Moose-Chan"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZj1emEb1-g

think i might become a leftist after watching this

Canadian hockey fans what does this mean?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/miamiherald.relaymedia.com/amp/news/business/article133939089.html?client=safari

They just trying to grow the sport in Germany or what?

>>71485289
disgusting

>>71485301
I'd love to hang out with Moose-Chan

>>71485328
Western European hockey is a joke. Scandis and Slavs are pretty decent though.

>tfw my friend blocked me on steam for making fun of milo
kek

>>71485366
Good riddance

Milo is a communist faggot

@71485366

*blocks you*

>>71485289
noice

>>71485383
noooooooo

I just perfected the ultimate degenerate move: hit da bowl, take a shot, eat a dorito, exhale weed lmao

>>71485364
Thanks bud

>>71485366
Why do people like him

>>71485514
>le provocative homosexual conservative

You might be able to capitalize on that too if you go around saying edgy shit to people

>>71485540
>conservative
He's said multiple times that he isn't a conservative

So many Mexico related threads, lmao

>>71485492
i do this only with vape

Is image uploading broken for everyone else?

>>71485551
Admittedly, I know very little about the guy aside from whatever meme news I get through my roommates

>>71485566
yes

>>71485566
Si

>>71485540
Saying islam is scary if you're gay isn't edgy, it's rational 2bh. Milo is still just a famewhore.

>>71485566
that's correct

>>71485566
ye

>Japanese coding

Nice website, Tojo.

>>71485566


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