cyril smith edition
maisie
getting drinks with a girl tomorrow night
never been on a date before, how do i not fuck it up
>>71476664
no, he was merely their pawn
>>71476683
Ah, a true British patriot.
Imagine being one of the lads abused by him, must have been awful.
you think paul joseph watson is a nonce?
>>71476706
don't bring up pakis
ah yes, normal day in britannia
>>71476706
just b urself
>>71476706
do not, under any circumstances, be yourself
Is MBappe the next Mane?
>>71476742
>>71476743
really fires up the neurons
>>71476742
>>71476743
woah
>>71476683
>>71476715
don't know who this is
looks like a hybridisation of johnny sack from the sopranos and his wife
>>71476774
libdem nonce from rochdale lmao
>>71476774
you should probably read more
invited my mates charlie and sid to a party on saturday *winks and taps nose*
>>71476774
>>71476774
MP for rochdale who was a paedophile
>>71476706
fuck I couldn't handle that kind of pressure
like this asian girl but think my mates will take the piss if i start seeing her
Bf's asleep right now cuddling me while im dumbphoneposting.
>>71476774
You should probably step outside your bedroom and into the real world you spotty virgin nonce.
>>71476807
and you should probably get off that imaginary horse
>>71476799
then 2bh
>>71476825
sarcasm?
>>71476830
would be worth it
>>71476830
I know a bloke who takes the piss out of one of his mates relentlessly for dating a pretty good looking asian bird. But he's from some village where dating anyone more than three relatives removed from you is seen as weird.
*incites violence*
>>71476840
bit rude, also untrue
>>71476846
shouldn't talk about your mum that way mate
gf just facebooked this to me
>>71476717
getting nonced under any circumstances would be terrible but imagine being 3 foot tall and directly level with that fat belly and tiny penis
>>71476802
>>71476814
>>71476819
who'd shag him desu
>>71476683
>>71476814
what a vile pig of a human being
>>71476928
A little boy or girl against their will, if I had to have a wild guess.
>>71476877
idk, also it would be extra weird cause she's really small and i'm really tall
>>71476903
delete this please mate
>>71476958
nah it's nice
i'm pretty tall too it works out
>>71476958
noncce
>>71476953
we should just make it law that families can lynch proven pedos desu
>>71476874
nah serious
could probably making a decent effort but would be sweating bullets at the beginning, never been good one on one with people
>>71476981
the absolute state
runt
Feeling lonely and needy
Watched Looper and Project Almanac on N last nlght
Really enjoyed them both
Anyone got any more time travel/cause and effect films?
>>71477025
*pats head*
>>71476981
Never been on a date before either but I don't think I'd be nervous, I just wouldn't know what to talk about unless we share interests.
>In later life, according to his official biographer Philip Ziegler, Heath was (at dinner parties) "apt to relapse into morose silence or completely ignore the woman next to him and talk across her to the nearest man"
was he, dare I say it, /are/ guy?
Need a wee, will break out of the cuddle soon.
>blues are 16th now
>>71477033
primer and predestination
>third largest "export" from australia is educating foreign students
>most are chinks and pooinloos
not sure how to feel about this development
>Two policemen who stopped for cups of tea at a McDonald's before attending an emergency call for a suicidal woman will face a misconduct hearing.
ATTENTION
ATTENCION
AANDACHT
AUFMERKSAMKEIT
THERE SHALL BE NO MORE OF THE FOLLOWING BELOW THIS POST:
BULLYING
RUDE COMMENTS
MEAN SENTIMENTS
try and be nice for a change you horrible cunts
changing my Linux distro AGAIN
think I'm getting close to something perfect for my needs though with Manjaro
was using Arch but I like the idea of something more stable.
>>71477080
do they go home after completing their education?
>>71477072
give me a quick rundown on predestination
>>71477064
gay cunt
>>71477059
yeah tbf exaggerating my perception
I'm not a nervous guy, it'd only be shit if there was nothing to talk about or she went quiet, then I just wouldn't no what to say and I'm too comfortable extending awkward silences
>>71477101
>>71477025
*makes pasta and cuddles you after while we watch italiauno*
gross
>>71477101
>woman is still alive
sounds like they knew what they were doing
Who here /highfunctioningdepression/?
i fucked daisy ridley in year 11
>>71477080
>Australian economy
also I recently found out that for 60 OzBucks you can get a licence to mine literally anywhere you want on crown land there.
i fucked the poster below me in year 11
>>71477115
many stay (if not most), they qualify for another visa straight after they finish. one of the reasons they want to study here
>>71477106
fag
>>71477108
fag
>>71477115
fag
>>71477116
fag
>>71477123
fag
>>71477126
fag
>>71477135
fag
>>71477150
fag
>>71477152
fag
>>71477155
fag
>>71477115
yes but with the education they're given it's far easier for them to just turn back around on another visa
or they can marry someone while they're here and stay indefinitely
i am not a happy chappy, we should not be educating potential enemies. chinks especially.
i fucked my life up in year 11
paper walls are paper thin
>>71477171
they should diversify
how dare Trump disrespect Sweden
I am so sick of these threads. NOTHING is going on in Sweden. We are the beacon of hope in a bigoted world and your drumpfkins just can't accept someone who isn't your own skin color. Most of our women prefer migrants to whites in this country because they are sick of the same stale rhetoric pushed by white men. My family took in a migrant and he is the best father figure I could possibly have, even though he is younger than me, he has actual life experience. Maybe one day you will all wake up. I get to live in a country where I can be openly homosexual without feeling oppressed like I would if I lived in the west. Hell, even visiting family here in London, I still see the bigotry that the USA propogates. It leaks through the borders. I am truly free in my home country, and it makes me sad seeing all of your drumpfkins clamor over REAL fake news.
>>71477126
There's a good chance I'll never really know how well I'd do on a date in the first place because I actively avoid getting in involved with women, not quite sure why, maybe an armchair psychologist can diagnose me.
The only sexual experience I had during year 11 was a chubby girl giving me a blowjob
Lost my virginity in the second year of A levels
Woah
>>71477192
this was a rude post
filtering you to teach you a lesson
>>71477214
>>71477192
>>71477171
>>71477210
that's just material exports, our main economy is based around third sector/ information services
>>71477238
you can't filter me fag
>>71477231
fuck off normie twat
if ethnicity is a social construct, how can culture be appropriated?
checkmate
>>71477179
actually a virgin hahaha got you
Just did an absolutely rancid shit lads.
It was just a mixture of farts and brown water.
>>71477214
Bit rude, I just had some baked beans on toast for brekkie and got a bit gassy.
BIG
I honestly can't be bothered to read any of your posts
redpill me on Armitage Shanks
>>71477235
>its real
>>71477301
haha good one lad
>>71477307
Been having poos with bits of darkish red blood in them lately, not sure what it means.
>I honestly can't be bothered to read any of your posts
>>71477315
think he was Thorin in the Hobbit
>>71477310
*Underdeveloped petroleum
bigots
>>71477334
yer gonna die laddy
what do you guys do when you take lsd?
>>71477204
>or they can marry someone while they're here and stay indefinitely
they're only 21-22 if it's a undergraduate, and many who do a postgraduate are only 25 when they finish, they aren't getting married
I think there's some special visa program where those completing study are allowed to stay
Fucking hell lads why hasn't anyone ever told me you can't put boiling water in glasses
I wanted a lemsip so I put the powder in a coke glass and when the kettle boiled I poured the water straight in.
Glass shattered all over me and the floor and it scared the life out of me, cried a little bit.
>>71477326
Prime milf Jordan
>>71477362
sitting in a darkened room is probably best
>>71477235
STOP THE PRESSES
>>71477374
haha
>>71477370
>they're only 21-22 if it's a undergraduate, and many who do a postgraduate are only 25 when they finish, they aren't getting married
you've become so cucked by western media that you can't even fathom the idea of a 25 year old getting married
the sorry state of your life mate
>>71477404
Yank tier post
https://youtu.be/034TIGOU0QA
>>71477221
>actively avoid getting in involved with women
same, funny isn't it hahaha
think it's because I've always felt behind the curve compared to others (best friend talked about his gfs he'd had in year 2) so I was always afraid of trying something and getting it hopelessly wrong
rich northern culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ms_b_NH3P4
just poured boiling water into a glass and it shattered
dunno what happened
>>71477357
I was joking haha, wanted some more (You)'s off people telling me to get the fuck to the doctor, looks like my epic ruse failed.
Just realised that the point of a toilet seat is to spread your arse cheeks and make the poo come out easier.
>>71477235
did you read the replies?
Jesus Christ i hate people
>>71477374
Shitty thin glass tbqh.
t. drinking tea from a glass as I type this (in a podstakannik I got from my Russian aunt)
>wanting to get married
>>71477447
Meff
weather's pretty shit
Fuck tall people
>>71477447
it was too hot
>>71477449
have a consolation (you)
>>71477466
>podstakannik
good lad I have 2
>>71477502
fuck off nigelet
>>71477374
Put a spoon in the glass before you put the water in. x
unironically 5'1
think I might be more spud than renton
>>71477502
>manlets
>>71477374
You're supposed to put a spoon in the glass first
would you not go out with a girl if she'd shagged your mate a while ago?
what's that? you were born before 1996?
get out of here grandad
Ahh yes, thank you Tony Blair
why do people on /fit/ struggle so much with just eating normal meals to cut?
All these fat twats eating all this whey and oats and raw eggs.
Its so easy to eat under 2k calories with normal meals
>Chicken
>Rice
>Quinoa
>salmon
>eggs
>ground beef
>broccoli
>>71477502
>poonited sharts
>pissouri
>gay county
>kansass shitty
Hand over the (You) right this instant and no one gets hurt!
>conversing with non brit flags
never in my lifetime
>>71477404
asians aren't getting married at 25, my last chink roommate was 25 and had never been in a relationship and never had a job
that bubblegum flavoured extra is really nice
@71477559
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>71477559
yeh its easy. just cut out carbs. easy as fuck way to lose weight.
>>71477536
would unironically kill myself
>>71477374
that's why there's a picture of a mug on the packaging lmao
>>71477579
we'll see about that
mum is always going on about the poor starving children in africa i told her they are that way because they're an inferior people
she got upset
>>71477588
but does it leave a lasting fresh smell on your breath? non-mint gum doesn't seem to do that in my experience.
Give me a good audiobook to download for the old commute lads.
>when the banter backfires
>>71477601
Apart from the fact that carbs are the cheapest, most satisfying food to eat, you're right
So wrong, basically.
who has /orbiters/ here
>>71477622
no not really, but it still tastes nice
What's the best gf to have?
>Northern gf
>Southern gf
>London gf
>Cornwall/Devon gf
>Scouser gf
>Geordie gf
>Scottish gf
>Highlands gf
>Essex gf
>North Welsh gf
>South Welsh gf
>Manc gf
>Kent gf
>brummie gf
>>71477265
>third sector/ information services
You mean novelty pop songs and Walkabout bars?
>>71477630
not as funny without the whiteknight clip at the end
>>71477654
Chinese scouse gf
>>71477628
>audiobooks
Fucking read you braindead runt
>>71477654
devon
fuck cornwall
NEED SOME POON LAaaaaaAAAAADS
>>71477654
MANNY MENTIONED
>>71477654
would take Italian over any of them
*becomes a pizza chain*
>>71477466
Check out Poirot over here.
>>71477559
I honestly struggle to eat enough, can't understand how amerilards can't stay under the limit
>>71477678
just be good looking
Power rankings:
>Northern Britain
>Southern Britain
>Wales
gap
>Northern Ireland
>Scotland
large gap
>Ire"""land"""
>>71477678
So get some poon then
just eat less food lol
it's not fucking difficult
ATOL protected
>tfw no qt racist slav football gf
>>71477678
just b. urselphe
i'm so ugly i can't even be an orbiter
>>71477700
Northern England is a grim ugly shithole with mosques on every corner
There is nothing remotely redeeming about it. Literally fucking nothing.
>>71477675
Ahh yes I'm going to read a book whilst on my half hour walk to work, I don't need to worry about other pavement users or crossing the road or anything like that, GREAT idea.
>>71477721
FUCK OFF YOU TRAITOR
>>71477628
Joe Abercrombie series if you're a proper edgelord.
>>71477630
Shouldn't that headline read
>Female cyclists commits property vandalism in road row
saying 'revenge' makes it sound like she's justified doing it
>>71477734
>Northern London is a grim ugly shithole with mosques on every corner
Fixed, m80
business idea: slam your hand in the door of your house and become a werehouse. then rent out your body.
>>71477734
meant to say England, not Britain
why am I such an asshat?
fat women are professional victims. they've all "tried every diet" "diets don't work" "its my thyroid"
>>71477751
The Daily Mail is fake news
>>71477734
no it isn't
>>71477751
He verbally raped her, she would have been justified in killing him in self defence
>>71477723
fucking based
>>71477601
mong
Why don't the heads just make a weapon that tunnels underground using lasers as a drill?
>>71477788
no u
why did everything look so much nicer in the past?
NEEEEEEEEED AN ASIAN BF
>tfw he can get a gf and i can't
Might become a notorious criminal lads
butter the toast
eat the toast
shit the toast
life's relentless
>>71477654
*foreign gf
fat women are professional victims. they've all "tried every diet" "diets don't work" "its my thyroid"
>>71477723
I don't support racism but he really shouldn't have fucking cried
calle general
>>71477831
Check out the Japanese thread mate it's FULL of asian boipucci
>>71477826
Victorians actually cared for what they were building and made an effort to make it look decent
>>71477826
Ahh yes let me go outside and buy cigarettes oh wait I can't I've already died from my 14 hour shift of breathing in pollution
>>71477831
imagine being an autistic white weeb who'd literally fuck an asian dude in the arse because anime
>>71477826
Because you're a nostalgiafag with no gf
Bet that place with the massive cigarette doesn't even have wifi
>>71477654
Girl from Cheltenham desu
>>71477734
why are Southerners so deluded about the amount of muslins in the North? There's like 8 million people living in the North, there's probably that any muslins living in and around London alone.
>>71477826
Something's missing but I can't put my finger on what....
>>71477853
love all the excuses they give only to see them plugging their fat holes full of food
>>71477826
The architects weren't jewish
>>71477734
you've clearly never ever been
made yourself look quite foolish I must say
the south has like 1 good city
the north has liverpool, manchester, york, leeds, newcastle
all jewels of culture and lifestyle
>>71477858
Nice will be cheking out
>>71477865
No it's because they're qt
>>71477878
We are talking about Northern urban areas
The countryside is wealthy and white across the entire country
Milo Yiannopolous
Back from my ban
hump day tomorrow lads
getting through the work week day-by-day
>>71477925
>>71477751
she is justified you sexist, bitter, virgin runt
>>71477925
niggerloving honkey faggot kike roach nazi
>>71477925
who?
Milo Yiannonce-alot
haha
Alri lads
>>71477770
some people do legitimately have thyroid disorders though so please don't immediately discount them x
>tfw you get a future billionaire azn gf but fly into a rage and kill her
Me on the right
gf just sent me this
lmao his whole life has been ruined in like three days
post desktops
>>71477978
ah yes the virgin face and the virgin haircut
>when missus is telling you to come to bed but you haven't hit your (You) target for the day
someone help me please
>>71477978
>prison for a bit of banter with the chinky gf
Bloody ridiculous, judges have gone mad
is retrowave fedora-tier?
>>71478001
want to put my willy in that
>>71478010
L O N D O N
>>71477978
>needing 7 whole hours to beat someone to death
lamo which one of you runts was this
>>71477770
>>71477977
>>71477925
didnt realise he was jewish
now thats what you call (((controlled opposition)))
>>71477595
>got 2 (You)'s and a psuedo (You)
yeah the post must have been a real bore mate
>>71477265
No it's not, it's still dominated by materials. That is changing, however.
>>71478040
bit concerned about getting the corn rows did now
Really wish I had a gf 2bh
>>71478050
Only took your mum 7 minutes to beat me to death x
>>71478057
Rasheed
>>71478057
post fucking machines
""When you set out to design the high level architecture there is a lot you can leverage. You know, tricks of the trade. There is a lot in the literature. I often rely on the literature. Thats what I did when we started the Zen project. I picked up a book, dusted it off, and opened the cover to a page at random. "And the people of Israel again did what was evil in the sight of the LORD, so the LORD gave them into the hand of the Philistines for forty years"
Judges always was a favorite of mine. I decided to take inspiration from this and apply it to the high level architecture. Zen wasn't just something to be released and produce ho-hum performance. What I decided to do is show those greasy kikes the wrath of God. I am their new God.""
-Jim Keller.
>>71478053
confirmed for not even knowing anythng about the thyroid
>>71478001
Looks like the alien from Predator
If you're over age 20 and think Future and Desiigner are talented and/or rappers, you're probably a manchild.
>this boring fat fucking nigger thinking he's hot shit cos he got a couple of (You)s
>>71478057
post fucking machines lad
got drunk and coked up and asked a black man if i could touch his afro
he was a good sport, but i feel like a twat
hate doing coke desu
>>71478057
post fucking machines
I'm watching cricket lol what am I like
Must be weird living in London and seeing more non whites than whites every day.
>>71478119
never heard of them
relaxing while watching some tv lads
>>71478016
I have a missus too here is a pic
>>71478122
>nigger
FOY
>>71478166
70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos, 95% white in the centre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlaZdgb3vaI
>another 40 years of work
Navy sounds like a right laugh
>>71478214
shan't be watching this
>>71478213
Statistically this poster is not white.
Just watched Leah Remini on Joe Rogans podcast
She is really strangely attractive
Maxe my balls feel funny
>>71478237
Neither are you paki
>>71478232
hahaha rape is funny
Yo... Uh... Yeah... Uh...
It ain't hard to tell, stupid hoe that pussy smell,
Wash that shit up 'fo you scare off yo clientele,
Get a Brillo pad and a big bar o soap,
Scrub that nasty gash cos your next clients the pope.
>>71478213
>london
>95% white in the centre
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Went and bought some wine again
>>71478281
You're right, its probably around 97%
Why didn't you save her lads?
>>71478250
What the fuck do you mean 'strangely attractive'
She's CONVENTIONALLY attractive
>>71478304
>You're right, its probably around 47%
Fixed
I have no ambitions except the desire to avoid starvation, homeless and fuel poverty and even then I'm failing Lol
>>71478297
whats the doom single player like?
Sum up London in one picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5iY7H1s2Ws
Reminder that 7' is the manlet cutoff for under 25s
>>71478318
Wtf hope these cunts get dick cancer o something
>>71478287
>dude let me in
>i'ma fairy
>>71478318
banter
>>71478297
FOB
>>71478318
nonce
>>71478323
I like the new york style
Would love for her to call me sweetie or baby :)
>>71478344
basmati.jpg
Northerners are violent criminal filth
>why yes I do post on a welsh shearing station subforum to feel sorry for myself and seek out attention
>>71478344
>>71478341
Hectic
I quite like the multiplayer
Reminds me of classic halo
>>71478371
laughing at this
>>71478372
This desu
t.SouthWest
>>71478297
>Polaroid
>tumbler
ffs
>Northerners are violent criminal filth
>>71478389
is it a doom 3 style campaign with an actual story or just killing shit?
>Dewsbury is 50% Muslim
>it has a suburb that is 97-100% Muslim
ah the north
>>71478386
*shows you my penis*
*frightens you*
>Polaroid TV
>>71478355
>his passion
>basketball
well no fucking shit
What's a tradition you maintain, /brit/?
>>71478355
only 7 foot?
he's at least twice a regular persons height
>>71478355
he looks much taller than 7 foot 7 inches
Islamic State of Northern England
>>71478455
Alri warwick
wish i lived in winelads house
>>71478429
It's got a story. There's lots of reading if you want to do it
>>71477978
>china man's first thought is who's gonna run the business
Those chinks are stone cold
>>71478461
looks about right. look at the shot of him next to a 10' hoop
>>71478297
very comfy lad
London is absolutely full of wogs.
me on the right
>>71478355
would love to rugby tackle this runtoid
>>71478438
>massive fuck off speakers
>Asda/Polaroid tv
>>71478448
looks like he would snap if he tired to run though.
>>71478436
me second from the right
>>71478516
He'd easily knock you out, you little paki bastard
>>71478057
POST FUCKING MACHINES
>>71477925
*the crowd goes wild*