/brit/

slags btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve68mGiR_cU

Lord of the Tings

>>71474369
Lazlomode here.

Ask me anything.

i powerlift

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>You just need a more positive outlook dude

who /bent/ here

Wish I had a gf.

>>71474710
ah yes Stein Night Levy

>>71474731
I wish you did as well, then you might piss off.

Shit thread

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>>71474665
absoulute state of leafs
communism hasn't been tried much because it's the absence of a state but see : Revolutionary catalonia and aragon and the Free terrotories

come to think of it democratic ownership of the means of production would be awful

voting is a shit system and in democracy we do it as little as possible, imagine voting on what to produce and how much?

im gay as shit!

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problem?

>>71474750
Thanks lad.

>>71474710
>snl
shan't

>>71474718
guy on bottom left looks weird

>>71474771
good post

my autism renders me incapable of ever having a relationship. i am autistic AND ugly as fuck! i never had a chance

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my pancreas hurts...

Gonna refrain from wanking in the hope of more sex dreams tonight lads

Although I never seem to manage to have sex in them for some reason

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APOLOGISE

>>71474793
He looks like a Bo Selecta character

>>71474731
nah not really senpai... in real life they are pretty annoying and demanding on your time

bloke i know is cheating on his gf with a another girl to the point he basically has 2 relationships going. How the fuck does he have time for that?

>>71474798
I am an autist, ugly and short. JUST.

listening to some bjork

Marxism is a cancer that prevents human progression

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THIS GAME

reminder that if you're still reading Tolkien past 18, and if you haven't moved onto Tennyson, Longfellow, or Scott by 18, you're a verified plebeian

>>71474828
I wish I had something to be demanding of my time. All I have to demand my time is work.

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haven't wanked in weeks

>>71474725
No socialism can be democratic lad you don't seem to understand there's more than Stalinism/centralized authoritarianism
>>71474847
Don't want to say this again but post femboys lad

>>71474812
i do sometimes and its never great

I had a dream the other night that i died in a train crash in a station. really hope that does NOT occur in reality

cant imagine /brit/ without tripfags like me

I am 5'4". Does this mean I will never get a gf?

>>71474857
No idea who any of those benders are but I could merk the lot of them in one shot

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>Marxism is a cancer that prevents human progression

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how did a scrawny german boy become the puppetmaster?

also post puppermasters

>>71474858
i demand that you take up a hobby

>>71474894
It means YOU are going to be the gf

>>71474924
What do people do for hobbies?

Wanking 3 times a day currently even though I'm at work 9-5

>>71474941
Be my gf(male) famrade

>>71474941
I am straight.

I cashed out on my Man City/Atletico BTTS & Win bet. Did I do the right thing? Took £210, instead on £320.

Business idea: A country which accepts no net migration and lives within its means - it is nice to other countries and helps out when it can, but politely states that it would simply prefer to look after its own affairs by itself.

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>>71474956
Great post

>>71474956
Untalented slag

Wherever the bees are there is honey

Wherever the Jews are there is money

Been eating peppered mackrel fillets for 90 minutes

It just won't end

>>71474992
hello stagnation

>>71474992
You just described the USA

Idk why people are so against globalism, or multiculturalism. Then again maybe it's because I'm a foreigner

>>71474992
Brexit Britain

>>71475010
astute post

>>71474968
>>71474970
You guys should meet up or something. Remember it's not gay at all since you are his gf (male) after all

>>71474992
Bloody racist

>>71475032
*the entire thread bursts out laughing*

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r8 the w8 lads

>>71475034
Probably because the majority of the 2nd and 3rd world is filled with rubbish people who have always been rubbish for most of history

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City 5 - 3 Monaco

Fuck off with your commie talk you boring cunts

>Baguette munchers in charge of defending

*yawns*
ugh, ready for bed lads

>>71475034
Because I liked it just the way it was and foreigners come over and start changing it to be shit.

>>71475077
Fat

>>71475024
Economics is a meme. We have the resources and the technology in this country to be perfectly self-sufficient - we could produce an abundance of food if we put our minds to it and just looked after our own. Caring about 'economic growth' is ridiculous.

>>71475032
You're literally a country of immigrants lad.

>>71475047
We can only dream.

>>71475071
This is where the politeness comes in, it's impossible for someone to call you a racist if you're polite.

>this absolute weapon who keeps linking the previous thread

Stop that

what a sweetie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq2MgxGcgS4

spit ur best barz /brit/

Very suspicious of the company Which? lads

Got a very bad feeling about them

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I was a pintman
In the pubs of Dublin I did stay
Drank 30 pints each single day
Many a barman cut me off on those late nights
Passed out on my door step, gave my wife an awful fright
My liver gave out in the spring of '85
But I am still alive

Economics is a social construct

>>71474949
what do you like?

here are some things i do regularly that you could call hobbies
>play sport (weekly tennis or badminton, and rugby)
>learn languages
>read
>fuck around with photography
>cook
>play sax

i also went to a lates thing at the national portrait gallery the other day and they gave out some charcoal and paper to have a go at art and it was pretty fun. might try getting involved in that a bit

Also thinking of taking up boxing this year.

Basically just think of something youd like to do or have done, or something you want to be good at and try it out

Call me a redditor I fucking dare you.

OwO
whats this?

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imagine being retarded enough to call yourself a communist

>>71475115
>we could produce an abundance of food if we put our minds to it and just looked after our own.

Britain has basically always been an importer of food you moron

>finally bought a smartphone and installed Tinder
>nothing for a week or so
>finally a girl my age (25) likes me back
>she takes a day or so to reply to messages sometimes
>after just over a week I ask if she wants to go to see Manchester By The Sea with me
>protag is a cool quiet loner so I hope she might associate me with him
>she looks at her phone throughout the movie
>we go to her place afterward
>she spends literally an hour monologuing about her ex-boyfriend
>they dated for three years and he:
>hit her so she had to go to class with a black eye
>fucked her while she slept without asking
>cheated on her with her friend
>mocked her for being from a poorer background
>she still says he's (quote) "the One"
>we go quiet for a while
>I ask hesitantly if I can kiss her
>we kiss but her lips are shut tight and she keeps squirming back and just bumping her lips against mine
>I put a hand on her leg and she immediately holds me away
>says "whoah mister, what do you think you're doing?"
>apologize and she says it was a nice movie and thanks again
>I walk home alone in heavy rain

>>71475146
*Ptooie*
Louis is a shit name

>>71475111
when was that?

dont remember a time when there werent foreigners

>>71475115
>We have the resources and the technology in this country to be perfectly self-sufficient

the UK would be at a victorian era level of living standards

international cooperation, competition, trade and exchange is GOOD, it makes us richer, increases our well-being, makes the world more peaceful

new little t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeChgwxq5QQ

Imagine thinking this thread was the place to discuss communism

What kinda moron would do that lol

>>71475180
ah yes stalinism/centralized is the only form of socialism love this meme
>what about the deaths in the civil war
Same with capitalism then

>>71475180
ah yes, workers owning the means of production, truly barbaric, better we all be slaves to capital.

>>71475159
How are the 'bais' in Boston, my definitely Irish friend?

>>71475195
lmao

How will /brit/ recover?

>>71473010
>>71473010
>>71473010

>>71475115
we definitely cannot produce enough (renewable) energy to be self-sufficient. Covering the entire UK in wind farms, solar farms and bio-fuel farms wouldn't cover current usage let alone future growth

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>>71475077
should it not be 17 stone 2 lbs?

>>71475077
you're a big guy

>tfw people literally fought bloody wars costing thousands of lives to secure access to plants and their fruits/spices that we can now buy for $1 or less at the local greengrocer
Globalism is an overall force for good in the world whether you choose to accept it or not

>>71475168
It sounds stupid but I don't know what I like. If I knew, I might have a hobby.

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>>71475233
>bais
The what now?

>>71475235
What's wrong with market socialism

>>71475216
note: pucci died on his way back to his home planet

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>>71475254
oh wait, 1.6

>>71475254
it's 1.6, not 16 you utter plum

>>71475218
woi

>>71475211
I never met a foreigner until I was 14 and they were Chinese. Where are you from?

>>71475122
very pretty girl desu

>>71475216
p-post more
>>71475219
REEEEEE the fucking leaf started it
>>71475235
>How on earth could genuine socialism exist on a national scale that isn't just market socialism (whether it is meant to be on a national scale or won't spread internationally is irrelevant). How would such a country attain foreign commodities found only in a few places? Crude exchange of resources? International bartering? Would the Chinese rare earth metal mines accept labor vouchers?
Most of these countries went market socialist or state capitalist because they didn't have the infrastructure or much of anything really to transityion to socialism
>Daily reminder that socialists/communists (internationalists by definition to avoid the first issue) want to flatten the inequalities of the world to revert humanity into a state of mutual poverty.
Untrue
>Bring up full automation if you wish but know that these ideologies fomented when such technology could not be imagined to exist.
We have the technology to automatize a lot of jobs but we don't because it creates unemployment

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>tfw she texts back

wish this yank paddyboo would fuck off with his pintman obsession

>>71475346
>tfw it says "Don't reply to me ever again"

>>71475216
hot
>>71475265
ew

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ah yes, decided not to watch the game

>>71475346
>poop fraudiola celebrating conceding 3 away goals

so it's a really fat ugly girl?

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>>71475346

why doesn't Germany or France become a monarchy similar to the UK?

Ah yes the virgin texting celebration

Those from Denbighshire, stand up and say "aye".

>>71475274
this but globalism doesn't mean no borders

>>71475380
monarchy is fucking stupid

>>71475378
>green bubbles
kys

>>71475366
the funny thing is, 30 pints of American 'beer' would probably only make you mildly bevved

>>71475192
Because we decided to get rid of most of our agriculture and manufacturing industry and rely entirely on (((financial services))). If I had it my way London would burn, and we would restore the great farming powerhouse that is the UK.

>>71475215
I'm not saying ban all international trade, let's just increase our own production first so we're not so goddamn reliant on it. My nation will be peaceful and happy because we won't have to give a shit about the rest of the world.

>>71475249
Firstly, there will be no future growth - I'm looking to get rid of at least 25% of the country desu, hopefully lots of people will fuck off so they can continue their globalism multiculti project, and then we won't let them back in. I'd increase renewable energy wherever we could get it, and then if that really doesn't cover it (I'm no expert on energy so I have no idea if you're right or not) then we can build a couple of nuclear stations, no biggy.

le /brit/ hate thread is deleted

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HE'S HERE

>>71475346
>CONCEALED

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Anyone else wish they never started coming to /brit/? it's a black hole.

>>71475412
this
BURN THE RICH CLASS WAR NOW

>>71475415
>Firstly, there will be no future growth
you're fucking stupid

>>71475415
The UK has never been a farming powerhouse
we've been importing food since like the 1300s mate

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>>71475366
*buys you a friendship pint*

>>71475427
Yes, I just come on here now to pick fights with tedious insecure wankers when I get bored.

Sad af really

Imagine being loved. Must feel nice.

>>71475415
Ah yes, time to stop posting lad

No, I won't provide the 50 points on why your ideas are shit

>>71475414
>>71475414
30 pints of water would kill you

>>71475415
>let's just increase our own production first so we're not so goddamn reliant on it

what difference does it make? does a pair of shoes make me happier because they say "made in britain" on them?

there's no point bringing back a bunch of low-productivity manufacturing jobs just to satisfy your rorkist rose-tinted nostalgia

>we won't have to give a shit about the rest of the world.

ah yes the rorkist fantasy

>>71475476
i have a dog

>>71475476
this

also kissing a girl and feeling her touch you

you claim to be a player but i fucked your mum

cookin up some h

>>71475459
>color
>ised

like i've entered bizzaroland

HAHAHAH HE'S HERE FUCKING HELL GIVE ME MORE WARNINGS JANNY KUN I'M SO FUCKING SCARED

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hahahaha #truuuuu

YAS Queen SLAY

whats a good dose of each drug involved in candyflipping? i dont want to make it unbalanced

>>71475495
also getting naked with her and feeling her boobs and bum

>>71475510
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>71475483
over the course of a day they wouldn't

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>>71475476

>>71475279
thats ok too, just think of something youd like to be good at. Doesnt matter what. Reckon youd like to be good at table tennis? go and have a go, or drawing, or making clay pots, or anything man.

I think it would be fun to be able to make stuff with my hands so im thinking of having a go at pottery. i might hate it but got to try

Also have a go at shit and if you are terrible thats not necessarily because you wont like it. You forget as an adult how when you were young you were crap at everything and had to start somewhere. I recently started learning arabic and im so shit its laughable

>>71475495
Can't even imagine that.

HOW IT TAKES OVER 30 FUCKING YEARS TO UNCOVER CHILD ABUSE IN FUCKING FOOTBALL GRASS ROOTS UP

BUT SOME FAT CUNT EATS A GREGS PASTY IN THE DUGOUT AND THE PRESS AND MEDIA ARE ALL OVER HIM LIKE A FUCKING CHEAP SUIT THE NEXT DAY

Sexy hips on this bbc news waifu

>>71475566
t. touched by daddy

>>71475536
this is so important

Ah yes, it's the leaf who spends 10 minutes or more creating replies that literally not a single person reads in its entirety

Pathetically sad mate

Had a dream where a girl held my hand once. Cried when I woke up and realised it was just a dream.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED A QT IRISH BF

>>71475146
Yo senpai... Oi!

This beat so shit, got my arsehole stingin',
I'm a smelly paki and like raping white women,
I don't pay tax, come to Bradford get smacked,
Inshallah I'll kick your head in and cover you in bees wax

>>71475320
grew up in the home counties but that doesnt actually reflect it much. There have been italian restaurants all over the country for over 40 years.

For example my family comes from Wick which is pretty fucking far from "PAKI LONDON PAJEET" and there was an Italian family run ice cream shop there since world war 2

how old are you/ where are you form?

>>71475495
actually meeting her tongue with yours while caressing her body knowing she actually wants you as well
such a far cry from wanking to 480p shite on youporn and yet it so hard to get

Anyone here got any updog?

Lads what would normies be like if they had a platform like /brit/ to just post inane random shit with no consequences?

>>71475552
maoism isn't an ideology beyond "muh peasants"
just a rorke version of communism

>>71475624
22 and rural Northern England.

Who does this sad cunt mod think he is warning people

Get a job you pathetic twat

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>Irish

Nah, not a fan

>>71475451
That's literally the cornerstone of my political beliefs lad, economic growth is a meme.

>>71475455
It's time to bring Britain back to the glory days of the 1300s then. All jokes aside though, if we set our minds to it, we could create an industry whereby all the people in the country are comfortably fed.

>>71475480
I can only imagine you're getting paid by George Soros to make these sorts of comments, as my ideology is flawless.

>>71475493
It's about not being held hostage by the whim of foreign nations, which we cannot control. Much easier to just withdraw from the global political stage, support ourselves, and leave the rest of them to it.

>>71475641
what's up dog? OH FUCK YOU CHEEKY CUNT GONNA HEEM YOUR ASS

>>71475608
next one should be her exploding

>>71475641
what's updog?

What do kisses feel like?

>>71475641
what's updog?

>>71475566
yeah its almost as if something that was systematically kept secret and covered up and happened years ago based only on testimony is harder to punish than something that was televised yesterday

cor that's mental that

>>71475566
Business idea: infiltrate the nonce rings to bring the perpetrators to justice

>>71475536
O black women, tell us the fate of the oroville dam! are our homes safe, can we last until summer?!

>>71475566
Usually when noncery is uncovered it's used against the person to gain control rather than reported to authorities.

what's an updog

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>Who does this sad cunt mod think he is warning people
>Get a job you pathetic twat

>>71475702
not a downcat

>>71475670
>I can only imagine you're getting paid by George Soros to make these sorts of comments, as my ideology is flawless.
>tfw shill for anarcho communism but Soros hasn't given me the paycheck yet
Fuck's sake Soros is a shitty business partner

>>71475666
>otherizes
>confused_black_man.png

>>71475673
shut the fuck up
>>71475676
shut the fuck up
>>71475684
shut the FUCK up

>>71475673
>>71475676
>>71475684
You lads fell right into my trap haha!

>>71475670
so what do you do when your batshit ideas cause mass emigration?

>>71475733
open the fuck down

OH GOD NO NOT A WARNING NOOOOOO

woiii that new little t track bangs you know

mmmhhhh feelin it enterin me

>>71475733
FOY

Listening to Gangnam Style

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Is Janny here lads? Respond to this post with gay porn if the answer is yes.

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>being an "anarchist" that also espouses some wank idea which shits on personal freedom and anarchic ideals

>>71475654
i can believe it, mate from cleckheaton had never seen a black guy until he was like 10

But thats more to do with where you are than the times changing and stuff. Im sorry to say that the world had moved on before you were born almost everywhere else. if you have such a problem with foreigners and foreign influence then you will have to stay in your rural corner of northern england forever or else you might as well be one of those kids complaining on youtube music videos that you were "born in the wrong generation"

The world had moved on before you were part of it unfortunately, the England you grew up in was already heavily influenced by foreigners, you were just too sheltered from it to know it

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>gf left her thrush cream on the worktop whilst preparing my tea

>>71475729
haha absolute cracker of a joke there keith when are you going to start your standup mate

>>71475699
Mmhmm nigga, y'all white people crazy.

*audience bursts into thunderous applause, but a faint scream of "nigger" cuts through to everyone's chagrin"

>>71475748
Celebrate, we are way too overcrowded at the moment. I would never indulge in anything like genocide (as I say, politeness is essential to avoid liberals' resistance), but if my policies caused 90% of Brits to leave then I would be absolutely delighted, the rest of us can enjoy the green and pleasant land with a bit more space to ourselves. That way we could also increase farmland for agriculture too, it would be perfect.

>>71475809
how i discovered wanking to hyuna

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LOOK I'M NOT WARNING YOU AGAIN ALRIGHT

STOP PRATTING AROUND

>>71475670
>That's literally the cornerstone of my political beliefs lad, economic growth is a meme.
elaborate
>if we set our minds to it, we could create an industry whereby all the people in the country are comfortably fed
If you're lucky. And that's it, they'd be reasonably well-fed. Nothing else.
>Much easier to just withdraw from the global political stage
You're delusional.

>>71475792
cute french boys

>>71475831
>thrush
enjoy aids fuccboi

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I SHALL DEAL WITH YOU ALL

FROM ATOP, RED HARE!

>>71475831
good hope you die

>>71475848
How old are you? Where did you go to school?

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>tfw to smart to get warned by janny

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just ate 3 tubs on ben & jerry's all in one sitting

washing it down with 3l of pepsi now

>>71475748
not him but i reckon those people can be branded as non-patriots and derided so their loss wont be grieved. Then once they're gone the ever decreasing pot of money for who's left can be blamed on something else

>y-you better stop doing that or the m-mods might do something!!!

can you combine shrooms and mdma?

>>71475836
>when are you going to start your standup mate

when the doctor tells me I don't need this wheelchair anymore

*comes into this thread with a bunch of my alpha male friends and their hot babes*

>>71475913
yes

the north korea/venezuela method

Getting a gf is difficult when you have mild aspergers

So, it's ok for football coaches to abuse children but not ok for a man to eat a pastie?! Great logic

>>71475918
sure if u want ur stomach to literally explode

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JANNY'S GETTING UPSET

>>71475830
Can't just stay here though can we, because foreigners try to come here as well, it is like a zombie horde, there is no hiding from it, so we have to stop it.

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OH NO JANNY DON'T WARN ME :(((((

>>71475918
thats how my uncle fried his third eye
be careful with that stuff lad

>>71475934
>loving country
look at this absolute bender

>>71475918
you can, not sure it's really advisable though

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You did NOT leave with the best man's number you absolute cretinous worm.

Fucking hell I just want to snap her childlike body.

anyone got any fagina?

>>71476001
>this post again

>>71475540
>>71475918

don't take dangerous drugs moron

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just watched this on the old putlocker and it was pretty good tbf

here's a decent scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pBOLdZZT6s&t=145s

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>police chief "120% sure" ex-PM Edward Heath was a nonce

oh for goodness sake
everyone's a nonce these days

>>71475991
wasn't aware that I had reddit flags enabled

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german poster

>>71475831
knock her the fuck out

>>71475945
>>71475990
>>71475996
>>71476024
not very helpful

>Bullying the Janny
It's not cool. Just say no.

>>71476026
link?

>>71475887
24, two russell group unis (not quite Oxbridge but not too far). I think I may well be the political voice of my generation.

>>71476026
the heath rumours were always there though, it's one of the least surprising nonces if/when it's revealed

>got a pb in the gym yesterday doing an HIIT programme on the bike
>not sure if I can be fucked going today
>end up going at half 8
>never get into it, end up giving up half way through before it even reaches the actually intense part

More pissed off at myself than I'd have been if I hadn't bothered going 2bh

this german danish fuck needs his head caved in, stupid fuckwit

>>71476046
hes not german, hes an english jew in germany constantly sucking off the EU

>>71475934
this was NOT an extra flag option for me when I was sporting the yank flag last month

>>71475935
to be fair to the lad, if your apparent end goal is a khmer rouge style "self sufficient" state where everyone lives off the meagre shit you can grow here and quality of things like healthcare and housing decrease because "the economy is a meme" - and you're only against genocide because its impolite, and you dont care about tax returns or funding public services, and essentially you want to return the country to a sort of feudal society, then its hard to argue against

>>71476083
What did you study? Some sort of low-level STEM or maybe history?

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>>71476080
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/19/claims-sir-edward-heath-paedophile-120-per-cent-genuine-police/

>>71476099 are a faggot

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'LRIGHT LADS I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS THAT'S A WARNING FOR YOU
>>71476113
how do I get reedit flags?

>>71475848
good idea, chicago has been a beautiful prosperous city ever since all those people left and the economy collapsed

>>71475990
sure he didn't accidently fry his entire brain like that

enjoyed playing as sun shang xiang 2bh

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>>71476055
go have fun

just saw the ex-gf from 3 years ago

she has a septum ring now

don't really have any feelings one way or the other but I guess thats a bullet dodged

>>71475195
Serves you right for believing the roasties lies

*kisses your cheek*
I-I don't like you or anything b-BAKA

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Me trying to excel in my career, maintain a social life, drink enough water, exercise, text everybody back, stay sane, survive & be happy.

>>71476131
Pyschology, BSc and MSc (first-class and distinction).

>>71476148
Unfair comparison given that I was not tasked with running Chicago after their economy collapsed.

>>71476135
Interesting. Dig up his body and HANG THE NONCE

what's the equivalent of a real life Janny?

train ticket inspector? traffic warden?

>>71476201
heh

>>71476099
don't think you should do that two days in a row, need some rest in between

>>71476217
One of those discount coppers that can't arrest you.

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Hello Janitor? I'd like to report a post.

>>71476231
*gives you a warning*

>>71476231
PCSO

>>71476231
community support officers?

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>Awwww yeah brah-brah, you go to the gym too?

>Nah, brah-brah. I don't call it "going to the gym."

>What do you call it, brah-brah?

>Bro, I call it "training". Yeah, brah-brah...it helps me not feel like a fucking loser anymore.

>So sweet, brah-brah.

>Yeah, I also pretend that lifting weights makes me "deep" and "philosophical". I post random images overlaid with quotes about war and stuff...So people know how fuarken juicy I am, brah.

>>71476246
the call that saved /brit/

>>71476246
the report that saved /brit/

janne....... janneee..... gonna come for ur arse............ i know........ ur alwayw//// , in your. room.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...... your mines....

>>71476217
Those private parking inspectors that patrol busy carparks, not sure if you've got them. Literally don't have to pay the fines they give you and there's nothing they can do to make you

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>>71476144
reddit flagging is dying now 2bh

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>>71475159
>>71475281
who is that old man? and why he loves beer so much?

>>71476217
over zealous member of a neighbourhood watch group

>>71476217
school hall monitor

>>71476273
do you play golf?

>>71476099
>going the gym
>to ride a bike

exercise bikes and treadmills are the most pointless shit in existence

you CANNOT justify their existence


also on an unrelated note, why is the UK as noncified as afghanistan, is it genetic?

>>71476295
yeah none of the original flags crew use it anymore

>>71476324
>no sympathy for muslims
what a shocker

>>71476324
Plot twist, she's married to an Isis fighter.

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>>71476273
Laughed at this

>>71476337
going to school in russia must be such good bants

>>71476295
hi

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>>71476337
>you will never be an ugly slav surrounded by the most beautiful women on earth

Honestly reckon Milo's career will only balloon-up from here

Won't be surprised if he's still an icon in the public eye when he's 60 (if he hasn't gotten AIDS by then)

This controversy tore him down so the only way for him to go from here is up

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>you will never have a cute girl love you and care about you
>she will never worry about you and think about you while shes at work
>you will never worry about her while she's at work
>she will never make you feel better when you've had a bad day
>she will never look to you for comfort when shes had a bad day
>she will never cuddle with you while you stay in on a weekend night and watch movies
>she will never crack up at all of your dumb jokes
>you will never be excited to tell her one of your jokes that only she will laugh at
>you will never catch her staring at you out of the corner of your eye, just staring because of how much you mean to her and how lucky she feels to have you
>you will never catch her smiling when she looks at you, because you can make her day better by just being with her
>you will never smile uncontrollably when she does something cute and caring
>you will never laugh until you cry together
>she will never text you funny things that happen to her, because you're her best friend and she finds you the easiest to talk to
>you will travel to a new city together, and just get lost in it enjoying each others company
>you will never know what it feels like to be absolutely loved, even the faults in you she loves, because it makes you unique, and that's what she loves
>you will never tell her you love her
>you will never hear that she loves you back

>>71476400
heyy

>>71476349
Weights are pointless, just lift some furniture or something

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>>71476273
>tfw literally just started going to the gym for these exact reasons

farewell lads me ah finna sleep

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>>71476419
d-don't jump lilya

>>71476273
Quality post

green letters

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>7.30am start at work tomorrow

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>>71476461
>rammstein kicks in

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39045923

He is believed to have been originally known as Ronald Fiddler.

>>71476453
night mec

I spend my evenings alone colouring in mandalas because it helps me deal with emotional pain, AMA.

Reckon Tim's watching the Karen Carpenter documentary on C5

>>71476429
>had
>idk
>no
>don't show negative emotions to women, they use it as ammo
>had
>done
>dont do jokes
>got bored at this point in the list

>>71476438
I don't even go the gym and I'm in better shape than anyone on /brit/

the world is my gym

London is such a fantastic, beautiful city

not tipped my hat in a while

>>71476337
dont get the blowjob pic
is that a fake penis or is that an extremely feminine looking man

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>>71476558
Hmm

>>71476571
bender (pfm)

MAYNE STREEM MEEDJAH

>>71476571
fake penis

>>71476422
Unless you're already securely rich and successful accusations of paedophilia and the current massive fall in his "stock" will never just go away. No one is going to want to be associated with the paedophile apologist, it's a very sticky reputation

>>71476599
THAH TOLERUNT LEFT AKSHALLY NOT SO TOLERAHNT

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>Sir Edward Richard George "Ted" Heath, KG, MBE, PC (9 July 1916 – 17 July 2005) was a British politician who served as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1970 to 1974, and as the Leader of the Conservative Party from 1965 to 1975.

>He was a strong supporter of the European Communities, and after winning the decisive vote in the House of Commons by 336 to 244, he led the negotiations that culminated in Britain's entry into the European Communities on 1 January 1973.

>He became a vehement opponent of Margaret Thatcher, who supplanted him as party leader in 1975.

>He was one of only four British prime ministers never to have married.

who's going to test are janner with a new thread then

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>>71476502
MEIN HERZ BRENNT

>>71476636
Was he Jew?

>>71475831
>tfw ex gave me thrush

vile bint, don't really feel like my bellend has ever returned to full health, it gets really dry now and im not a cutfag

Going to be in bed thinking about sucking mates' cocks and them doing me and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

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>tfw you'll never take the tube home from work on a rainy late October Friday evening, feeling mildly numb and full of ennui; "but it's ok, things could be worse" you say to yourself as you step out of your tube station, opening up your umbrella and taking a moment to stare at the hazy street lamps, random shops and tail-lights reflecting on the rainy streets; taking a moment to look at your watch.

>It's 6:07 pm, so you start walking to your flat, stopping on the way to pop in to your local fish&chip shop, the Trawler's Catch. you get the usual, large chips to share and two medium cods and scampi, picking up a can of Old Jamaica ginger root beer and an Irn Bru. You leave, saying cheers to Jermaine, he's a good lad even though he's missing two teeth from a scrap he had back in Jamaica.

>You keep walking home, misty rain in your face but it's ok, because soon you're home. You unlock the door and your qt christian refugee gf runs and jumps in your arms, dressed in your burgundy hoodie, kissing you and almost not letting you say hi to her. She notices the warm, slightly damp paper in your hands, cradling the fish & chips and she gets even happier, she was just about to text you that she's hungry.

>She's chipper, having just finished a long assignment for her class. You have your fish and chips while you watch some Inbetweeners episodes. after that you dim the lights, put on a record she picked a while ago from a shop run by an old hippie, lying on the floor, rain hitting the windows. the record ends and she draws a bath for the two of you. you enjoy your bath, looking hazy-eyed at each other, faint smiles, resting your chin on her left foot, thinking that you've done this before, and yet, you're overwhelmed by a state of pure bliss and you realise, you're finally at peace with yourself. suddenly she breaks the 20 minutes long silence, saying the same thing.

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>>71476683

>>71476683

>>71476636
>never married
no surprise he was a turbo nonce 2bh

>>71476677
Unironically masturbate thinking about that sometimes.

wahts exactly wrong with the mayne streem medier

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>>71476273
t. enlightened intellectual

body-mind dualism is a myth

a man who focuses only on his mind yet abandons his body will always be lacking in some way
whether it be paranoia, self esteem issues, sadism/masochism due to an inferiority or superiority complex, or simply health issues.

likewise focusing only on the body turns you into a meathead.
working out is very philosophical, there's a reason the Ancients promoted it so much.

>>71476832
>hurr burr the ancients r smarter than us

tripe