/brit/

lad

be verrry careful now

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Neurons are melting

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>have to get up at 6am

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>work in 7 hours

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clare

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>work tomorrow at 7am

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>AT work

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>never had a job

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>work tomorrow

>30 year career due tomorrow
>haven't started

The nipple is being cut off arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

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>up at 6:30

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>permanently unemployed

>>71445150
wtf? i hate art now!

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>unemployed

>>71445146
bit gay
the only acceptable homo stuff is traps, twinks and femboys

got a LOT of (you)s last thread lads
feels good to know you're all puppets dancing on my strings

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>work in approximately 12 hours

>job centre tomorrow

haha

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>9am lecture tomorrow
>but then nothing for the rest of the day

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>work in less than 8 hours
>still positively 'chonning it

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>his city doesn't have a zipline
sad!

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>>71445259

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heard my mum say "we can't put him in the hospital again" after i went a bit mental today
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
KILL ME

gaslighting my son haha
the git

>>71445365
pffft
more like shitline

>>71445394
Open the door Louie or I shall gain access to your room via the window

>>71445428
the whole situation was exactly like that, except it involved more crying, suicide threats and wall-punching

>>71445428
That was a painful audio track

>>71445464
get a grip you manbaby

also greentext

>>71445464
bit mental lad

>>71445464
ever considered that getting some help might be good for you lad?

The absolute fucking STATE of some lads who go on /brit/

This is a NORMIE GENERAL, if you're a SPAZ then you are NOT WELCOME

>Trump administration 'had a secret plan to lift Russian sanctions' and cede Ukraine territory to Moscow
>Senior Trump aides met with an opposition politician from Ukraine in New York

>both aides were Jewish

this one got me thinking

>>71445464
did you used to post your face here?

*is 7'7"*

>>71445464
reckon i know how you feel

>>71445464
Bit feral
Hope you get a nice padded cell

I see reddit formatting fucking everywhere on the 'chon, what do we do about it?

louie, you've gone feral

New client at work is called Bain, enjoying myself quite a bit

>>71445365
>zipline

>>71445564
Bain?

>>71445507
>"White House defends Trump Holocaust statement that didn't mention Jews"
the ignorance of some news sites astounds me, how can the guardian suggest he hates jews when he and netanyahu are best buds

>>71445564
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUY

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Jesus fucking Christ Channel 4

>>71445557
>proper spacing is 'reddit spacing'

Off to your mole hole pleb

>>71445473
no point
it just comes back when i get out and stop taking meds
>tfw going to be on meds for life

>>71445510
no im not poleboo

>>71445517
it's quite shit innit
made my 9 year old little sister cry, that's when i stopped being angry and started bawling my eyes out
feel guilty as fuck

>>71445564
how large is he?

>>71445588
>Parent: Department for Culture, Media and Sport[2]

there's your answer

really wish I was white so I could be a rorke

>>71445621
need to spaff inside her vagina

which is the worst?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>>71445612
and the Channel 4 company is Jewish-owned :^)

there's your other answer

>>71445639
yor jus bein evol

Honestly, the front page of 'dit has been nothing but anti-trump pieces since the inauguration. its actually mental to see the propaganda machine in full effect.

crazy times lads crazy times

>>71445612
>le /pol/ meme

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>>71445638
do you like any of the others

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>>71445150
>hating abstract art
sure sign of a mindlet

>>71445638
azns usually have really hairy roasties

>>71445598
Wtf mate whyd you even flip out?

>>71445639
GET FUCKED WAYNE
GET FUCKED

>>71445670
>I agree with you so its fake and shit :PPP

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>>71445464

was a Teaching Assistant at the University of Toronto, and a Chinese girl in a fourth year class who would never show up to class (0% on participation worth 20%) submitted a very high quality risk management case analysis, a little over 3000 words, leagues ahead of what some of the other idiots in the class were writing. It was a great paper by MBA standards. So the professor and I called this girl in, and when we confronted her about the content of her paper, we found that she could barely even hold a conversation in English let alone tell us what her paper was about. Her academic misconduct case went all the way up to the university tribunal, which is like a council style hearing for academic integrity cases. We found out that not only had she been using UnemployedProfessors.com for every piece of submitting writing for over three years, but it exposed a ring of corrupt TOEFL authorities in China that lead to the arrests of a bunch of people for fraud.

the louie vocaroo is the best

>>71445583
because the ONLY way you can be a baddy is to be anti-jew
ignore that the jews have their own NotGenocide going on

>>71445716
>le gubbmint are forcing dick surgery docs reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>71445672
the rest look like girls who try really hard to be pretty but fail, 3 is okay in an i'd take her out for a night but only if she puts out way

Internally cracking over the conversation the directors at my work just had now

>yeah so I'm going to set up a meeting with Bain
>Blain?
>no, Bain
>ah
>yeah, he's a big guy at [redacted]

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You're a big hobbit

>>71445639
is that stephen merchant in the second clip?

>>71445778
did you say for you

>>71445794
Unfortunately I was a few desks away

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>>71445760
blonde ones alright

>>71442613
>>71445766

fucking hell yanks spends hundreds/thousands getting unemployed professors to do fake uni papers for them

>>71445781
If I pulled off that ring would you die?

lads, just saying yeah.

Carol off Walking Dead is literally one of the coolest characters in any tv series.

>>71445820
yeah looks a bit dim though

>>>/trash/7803660

>>71445833
Literally not even have met a Chinese that did this.

Plagiarism is literally something first year students who are doomed to fail out anyway do.

>>71445695
can't even remember lad, depression suddenly came back about 2 weeks ago and it came back bigly so ive been really fucked up recently
I didn't make her cry on purpose, i had no idea she was even home
ended up taking the blades out of a disposable razor and cutting my arm with it then put 2 cigs out on my arm
i don't know why i'm like this
need to see the GP again i think

Fucking hate anyone under 21yo

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man Apple advertising was REALLY good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zISGmwhLTXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQHZ1G2nkHg

I'm feeling a little bit nostalgic for 2nd Jobs era apple

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>>71445854
'ppose

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>watching the walking dull

>>71445875
>can't remember
>happened today
Fucking goldfish
>cuts himself
Will never understand people like you. Will go back to pretending you don't even exist now

71445849
imagine functioning at such a low level of consciousness

>>71445827
new Opera is just a Chromium reskin with some addons included with the download (like the VPN and adblock)

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WTF Britain is beautiful

>>71445908
need to spaff inside them against their will

>>71445875
>need to see the GP again i think
think that might be good for you

>LOOK LOL HE WATCHES A TV PROGRAM XD XD

literally...?

>>71445937
>postd Scotland
Heh, when it's convenient for you

>>71445937
so bland

what sad """"mountains""""" we have

>>71445937
the North and South West/Wales are

>>71445967
It's not Scotland you wanker.
It's the lake district.

>>71445908
bet they rub their fannies when they are alone

71445965
Consistently the worst poster

sixth time this week

do not give him any replies

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>he's here

>>71445990
how does he keep getting away with it

>>71445937
pics like this make me understand why so many of you are doing the 'cide despite having a better quality of life than us

Don't reply to it

you absolute spotty virgin failure, fucking laughing at how hard you crashed and burned at uni life

Jr Chicken and Chicken Bacon Ranch from McDongles

gonna drink the old 'cide'

daniel andrews is fucked lel
why does bad shit keep happening to melbourne?

>>71446037
mate this really hurt my feelings

who failed out of uni here?

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£30k

>>71446058
i'm sorry but the collateral damage is unavoidable

New: >>>/tv/79642092.

>>71446078
got my degree but I feel like I wasted my time.

>>71446103
degree in what?

>>71446122
psychology

>>71446103
Degree in what?
Dark Souls and DnB?

>>71446122
Anthropology with minor in history

>>71446171
screaming my head off
what the fuck were you thinking

>>71446171
2bh though psychology was an overshot but this is worse

why m8 why

>>71446171
are you the hyper intelligent leaf who knows everything

>>71446122
machine operations

think i might be a bit bipolar

>>71446181
I wanted to go into Archaeology
desu I don't think it turned out badly, I can't imagine what I'd be like if I'd have taken finance or some dreary STEM degree.

>think i might be tripolar

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>>71446171
University is barely ever a waste of ti-
>anthropology
>one of the lowest paying and least respected careers

>>71446229
you'd probably be happier and more financially secure

is anyone here more pathetic than me?

>37 years old
>Kissless virgin
>Have worked in the same Woolies store for 20 years
>20th anniversary came up recently
>the staff threw a 'party' for me
>I am the longest serving staff member other than a 70 year old man who has been there 30 years and a 55 year old woman who has been there 26 years
>they were the only ones who were happy for me
>the other staff kept making snide remarks
>my cake had a bunch of photographs of me when I was 17 and had my first staff picture
>when I cut the cake the store manager (who has worked there 10 years) laughed and said 'its like you finally got promoted to the bakery! 2 decades was worth it!'
>the cake had the words '20 years of memorites' written
>nobody cared about the typo
>other staff kept laughing because I have been there 20 years already
>tried to hit on a 22 year old part timer by saying 'I'll give you this picture of me' as I sliced the cake
>pretended to reach into my wallet to grab a 'nude pic'
>she didn't notice I was making a joke and just took her cake and walked off
>Live in a tiny cramped one bed apartment, with a tiny little kitchen area that always smells of grease because I eat the same thing every day
>breakfast bacon, lunch sausages with peppers, dinner baked potato with ground beef
>2 bars of chocolate a day
>skinnyfat
>stupid
>ugly
>closest I have come to sex is when a woman I work with (the aforementioned 55 year old) kissed me at the christmas party in 2001
>still masturbate thinking about it even though she tells me she regrets it at least once a month even now

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>>71446171
>>71446229
Refuse to believe you're being serious.

think I might have BPD

who else almost wishes they were mentally impaired in some way to explain away their failures?

i still use hotmail lol

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>does anthropology and history with the intent of going into archaeology
>has the ego to shit on finance and stem
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71446268
Me too :3

celebs go dating is a funny program 2bh

>>71445167
KILL ME

>23 years old

>>71446260
nary a pixel will be read by i

>>71446234
I realised this when our department was getting shat on all the time by yearly budgets, but I felt that going all the way back to start a new degree would be just a waste of my youth.
my my final year I just wanted to get my degree and go into the real world.
>>71446257
I'm financially secure now
it's not like I have zero skills, just most of them are not on memepaper

>>71446260
>woolies
forgot to take your proxy off?

>>71446268
when did people stop using it?

>>71446333
when outlook became forced

>>71446229
you'd probably want to kill yourself

t. fell for the stem meme

>>71446279
they pay well but they're boring and so are the people who pursue them most of the time.

I have no money issues right now anyway, just bureaucratic bullshit keeps delaying me from doing what I like to move forward, which a different degree would have made easier.

>>71446330
can't stand futas with massive cocks, it's best when they're not massive but bigger than the male

>>71446330
hmmm delicious

>>71446368
what went through your mind as you typed this

Business idea: play video games with a mate and record all of our witty banter, then upload it to the internet and act as a friends simulator for autists/lonely teenagers

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>>71446300
>I'm financially secure now
I suppose how you are now is what matters, hope you never have trouble finding jobs. I guess you won't since you live in 1st world leafland
>>71446368

kys pakis

>>71446433
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

>>71446484
job situation here is shit
I'm leaving for Vietnam in April
I only have money now because of investments and casual programming as well as working for a few months in the Yukon a while back.

>>71446542
ever considered sucking cock for money?

any thread where the OP image is a golden lel is a good thread

>>71446451
I know this aren't serious but compete with a billion other wankers doing the exact same thing? good luck
>>71446542
>working for a few months in the Yukon
do an AMA about the Yukon

>>71446433
shit taste

>>71446440
if it's too big it's just ridiculous and would only cause pain and internal bleeding instead of pleasure, it should be big but not too big, big enough to wrap your mouth around and swallow some of the length at least, as i said as well it should be bigger than the male, intimidating, i want to meet a futa with a cock that scares me a bit because it's bigger than mine

>>71446433
What the f*ck my boss is furious at me now!

>>71446557
no
as things are now I make 200 a month doing nothing from dividends so it supplements my job and hobby projects well enough

>>71446577
>I know this aren't serious but compete with a billion other wankers doing the exact same thing? good luck
the trick is to do a good job of it
plus I'm british, and foreigners tend to love that british ~witty banter~ style stuff

>>71446577
>do an AMA about the Yukon
its cold but comfy
I'd love to live there full time in the future

the Canadian government gives away free land to citizens if they have plans to develop it.

>>71446510
AHAHAHA BRITAIN BTFO

BRIT BTFO
WILL ENGLISH"MAN" EEVER REVOCER

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>71446601
what are your hobbies

>>71446542
you're literally living the dream

if i were you id fuck around in asia for a while and then come back and get into permaculture/simple living

>>71446484
Wow, how come my OC ended up here?

this manga is awful by the way

>>71446626
so I'm south europe?

doubt that.

Name ONE thing Hitler did wrong besides losing.

hello?

*keeps you north of the Zambezi*

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DUM DUM GIVE ME GUM GUM

>>71446729
is there anybody in there?

>>71446639
>permaculture/simple living
hmmm is this a right wing dog whistle term

>>71446745
reddit fim

I WISH

I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>71446759
reddit post

WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO GOT TO DO WITH IT

IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>71446630
Warhammer (not as much any more since the game store in my town closed) writing and painting mostly.
I'm also learning programming and do some casual stuff with it
>>71446639
>you're literally living the dream
its not that great, its really dreary here and I don't make *enough* money to really break free, just enough to not stress with my low budget life.

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>>71446611
>plus I'm british, and foreigners tend to love that british ~witty banter~ style stuff
you actually have a point there
plus if you have PJW's accent you can occasionally say whatever retarded shit you want in a complaining tone and people will eat it right up
>>71446620
>cold
can't stand that
is it good for comfy tourism?

>>71446792
don't care

>>71446626
I am 100% sure there are about 5-10 whites in all of /int/

I LOOKED OUT THIS MORNING
AND THE SUN WAS GONE

TURNED ON SOME MUSIC TO START MY DAY
I LOST MYSELF IN A FAMILIAR SONG

reading about this woo suk hwang lad and how he clones peoples' dead dogs and essentially brings them back to life

runts

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BASED
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuma_and_Susi

thinking of driving to the shop just to get black licorice

may have a wee problem with sugar

really enjoyed MDMA in hindsight.

>>71446868
licorice is disgusting

>>71446868
runt

>>71446868
grim

OHHHH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SOOOO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA reallywannashubishubizigzag ahhhhh

>>71446868
eww

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>>71446919

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

how do i sell games to CEX
do i just turn up and tell them i have games i want to sell and they'll just give me the money on the spot

FOR WHAT IS A MAN
WHAT HAS HE GOT?
IF NOT HIMSELF
THEN HE HAS NOT

TO SAY THE THINGS
HE TRULY FEELS
AND NOT THE WORDS
OF ONE WHO KNEELS

>>71446935
>do i have to talk to people

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the gf

>>71446935
do not reply to him

why would you initiate conversation 10 minutes AFTER someone announces they're leaving
youvfe got to be a special kind of hare brained

>>71446663
doxxed

>>71446935
just give them your virgin card and say you want to sell some games

unironically 210cm

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>>71446793
yea its really nice but it depends what sorts of things you like

I think as a tourist Alaska would be better, or northern BC since they are more "civilized"

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>>71446948

>>71446989
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>go to the doctor and tell them my anaemia is acting up
>turns out i have depression
>get given antidepressants
>become manic
>diagnosed with bipolar
interesting

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>>71446980

would you ever allow yourself to be cloned for scientific purposes?

>>71447079
if they paid me a few bob yeah

FREE TIBET

>>71447079
only if you get to do sex on the clone

>>71447111
but the clone is you

>>71447052
hmmm yes quite

cara

>>71447116
exactly

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reading about Tibetan Buddhism and the path of the Warrior

>>71447111
haha was going to write this until i noticed your postie poo pies

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>reading about Tibetan Buddhism and the path of the Warrior

heavy tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfqPumSHUAA

lounging, garmentless

doing a think

if you have a clone, it has an independent consciousness. does that mean it's an independent person?

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me

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>>71447123

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>lounging, garmentless

>>71447169
m'ssouri loul

ALL I DO IS DRUGS AND THEY ALWAYS FREE

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>>71447182

>>71446754
well of course people like Linkola, Kaczyniski, or Varg endorse it but it has a far greater history like Henry David Thoreau who was an influence on Bookchin so its far more than a right or left thing

There was also a large emboyment of this during the 60/70s during the Back to Nature movement of the hippies

Really this is what humanity has to do, the separation of nature has cause immense dissatisfaction even in people who have never known nature

>>71446792
idk dude, english teacher with free land on return sounds nice as fuck

Karolus Magnus is my grandfather

how important is height to females?

>>71447221
stop redditspacing you dumbfuck

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>>71447217
still can't process how tragic world war 1 was desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Jll9_EiyA

I'm 1/2048th British. So we're basically cousins

>>71447204
wailing

POOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I live in Missouri

I'm gonna catch a train soon, any tips?

>awake at 3am and posting on a basket weaving forum

what a life

Daily reminder that you have no gf

>>71447281
alri

>>71447239
they think anyone over 6 foot 2 is a mutant freak who should be swiftly culled

oollroight

>>71447268
more like misery lol jks jks

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>>71447250

>>71447240
i find it likely that you are a reddit user

its a well known on /int/ fact that most posters in this general are reddit (/tv/) or reddit (/pol/)

this gives you a need to prove your authenticity

however you spend all your time in reddit (/brit/)

strange psychology

>>71447239
it depends how vapid they are

>>71447297
>replying to it
you're only giving him what he wants

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Apple ads sure have declined a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDH1dv8tSqY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INs_bnk4yJQ

Please don't reply to it this is your last warning.

researchers are trying to clone a mammoth from tissue found in permafrost in siberia

imagine if they succeed and start cloning dinosaurs

But first they have a moral obligation to bring back the dodo

>>71447314
literally all womyn are vapid

learn this.

>>71447315
dont ever fucking reply to me again you spastic seppo mutt or presume to tell me who i can and cant reply to you filth

>>71447344
but I'm 5'8 and I've had 5 gfs

were they just smart girls?

>>71447345
hey don't reply to that guy ever again

thanks

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>>71447311

>>71447297
going to tell boy this he'll HATE you now

Okay walking to the train platform now

>>71447356
prob munters I wouldn't look at twice tbf.

glad ur happy tho

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Stop it tards

>>71447375
well 2 of them were kinda fat, but the others were normal
ish

>>71447336
do we have access to any preserved dinosaur DNA though

>>71447383
>>71447386
like pottery

>>71447371
hope you jump in front of it x

>>71447388
it's probably too old and so it's decomposed

same thing with the blood on the shroud of turin

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AND CAN YOU TELL ME, DOCTOR, WHY I STILL CAN'T GET TO SLEEP?
AND NIGHT TIME'S JUST A JUNGLE DARK AND A BARKING M16

yank OBSESSED with stopping people from talking to who he doesnt want
nobody invited you, get out of my house

>>71447368
gd

>>71447386
if you like them you like them. you're ahead of me

im just being an autismo and want my 1st gf to be a model tier girl when in reality i should work my way up to it.

watched twilight last night and thought it was good

>>71447426
yes

perhaps you should lower your standards
(though not too much, moderation is key)

>>71447431
ive watched all of them at least 3 times

Stood behind some aussie, going to push him onto the train tracks when he's not looking.

what if 190cm runt is actually just replying to himself kek

>>71447435
but i want a trophy gf to show the 'rents

u get me?

Just wanked to a black lad doing a white lad and going to do it again.

>>71447485
link?

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*walks towards you*

>this yank who doesn't understand the /brit/ hierarchy

british trips > yanks

*chops down a cherry tree*

>>71447414
it ain't me

*starts singing hoist the colours*

I'm undocumented

>>71447444
childhood is thinking twilight is "gay" and "for teenage girls"

adulthood is realising that it's a masterpiece

>>71447523
spicy butt

going to bed lads, tuck me in

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post what /brit/ looks like for you

is he just replying to himself?

>>71447467
think your da would be happy to know you're straight, lad

>>71447531
>he
it

>>71447527
twilight is pretty good tbf

71447530
71447531
71447539
stop trying so hard to fit in

>>71447529
astonishingly gay

>>71447494
>>>/lgbt/7792096

Landon & Josiah Bareback

*takes a little trip along with Col. Jackson down the mighty Mississipp' *

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CANNOT FATHOM ENDURING WORLD WAR 1 LADS

>>71447545
just banter hahah lad

42

don't reply to me

71447545
maori

>>71447555
wtf r u gay

i know you are but what am i

awful thread

noo
>>71447596
>>71447596
>>71447596

abo

leafs