willy edition
>>71442141
only people born into luxury think this
really need a bf
/brit/?
heh, more like /closelyknit/
>>71442205
true!
>>71442163
I was joking but are you actually serious that's hot x
>>71442081
fug I made that
which fillem should i watch tonight
Was reading a book when
"Christendom had not been so arrogantly blind to science and destroyed so much of their great knowledge. In all its history, I wonder, has the Christian church ever brought anything but strife and bloodshed, either to those who embraced it or those who refused it?"
Might stop reading it
Tbh it's weak tier anyway
Drunk a whole bottle of a Tempranillo wine from Morrisons lads.
It was really good tbqh.
Should I open the second bottle? I have work tomorrow morning so it might not be a good idea but it is very good...
>>71442081
wiley little cunt
la mistress
>>71442266
do it
>>71442261
tanna, looks like the audio is in some nigger language lmao
GOOD edition.
liberal left - harry potter
authoritarian right - 40K
authoritarian left - game of thrones
Trying to think of fictional inspiration for the liberal right wing
why do brits think america is extremely conservative?
those london skyscraper/stadium climbing twats have managed to get to the top of some tower in canary wharf
very jealous
honestly not a big fan of my first name
"Christian" is weird to look at, much prefer seeing "Chris"
>watching foreign films
>>71442283
Alri lad it was a tough decision but you've convinced me.
business idea: put my willy inside a girl's front bottom
what's the best microwave meal at M&S
>>71442309
really do not get this image. what does having a ballsack on your head have to do with watching foreign films
>>71442311
You'll regret it.
I used to do the same.
You'll regret even the first bottle.
>>71442297
you voted in an orange twitler
>>71442309
don't understand this image
'The Earth is flat. They lie to us': NBA All Star Kyrie Irving is ridiculed for his claim that the planet is not round
>>71442306
Literally cannot be mates with someone with a runtish name
>jack, dean, sean, james, rob, harry
Into the fucking gas chamber they go
>>71442335
The spaghetti carbonara and bangers + mash are p. decent
Listening to ABBA lads. Truly the pinnacle of pop.
>>71442352
Can't see why, I can just get more if I run out.
studio 66 gf
>>71442369
What's wrong with Harry
Feel like crying ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IitCQCaKi3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IitCQCaKi3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IitCQCaKi3E
>>71442335
correct answer: none
meme answer: katsu curry with rice
Johnathan Ross just went for SIX vowels on Cats does Countdown.
Pretty sure that's against the rules. Max vowels is 5.
Giz a link to the Milo clarification then ladboy.
>>71442383
I mean in the morning when you get up for work
>>71442335
Tuscan Sausage Pene
>>71442388
It's runty, can't explain it.
I guess it's probably because it's so common, especially among white essex type lads.
What's that goyim? You don't want to go extinct?
>>71442400
Yes I Googled it, player must choose at least 4 consonants.
>>71442416
But I always regret having to get up and go to work.
Never had a hangover either.
>>71442391
nice.
im gay
im a nonce
im a gay nonce haha
the old gimmick gf
Based Theresa making sure the lords don't pussy out
is patrick a runty name?asking for a friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fldEfCZL6iQ
need a qt french gf
Supposed to be up at 7, how many hours of sleep should I get tonight then? thinking of going sleep at 3 and just barely functioning through the day.
>>71442391
Is is I: His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular
>any woman other than jessica alba
laughing at you
>>71442369
frig off rajesh
>>71442492
wait, where are the women?
>>71442488
>le based mummy may
Sure is July 2016 Brit/pol/ in here.
>>71442523
She's gonna do it on my willy
https://youtu.be/ipjiqr4a_GQ
>>71442523
She's 35, like milk with an expiry date of 20 Feb right now.
>>71442523
disgusting
yanks confirmed for having no taste
>>71442527
women are a jewish invention.
>>71442488
kick her down a steep flight of steps given the chance
>>71442429
I'm from the West Country
Always thought it was alri
Runtiest names are Callum, Paul, Jack and Dean desu
>>71442525
Alright deano, you ready for the sesh with the rest of the lads, harry, george, jack and rob?
Yeah mate, sound, see you friday, it's gonna be a mad one.
>>71442587
>Paul, Jack
depends
I know one chav Jack and one toff Jack
what browser does /brit/ use?
*note if you use chrome bin yourself
She's gonna do it on my willy
https://youtu.be/4FB7sW1P96Q?t=5m35s
someone suck my little yanky cock please
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/feb/21/milo-yiannopoulos-book-deal-cancelled-outrage-child-abuse-comments
JUST
Back in 2000, just a few months after the NATO bombings of Yugoslavia I was at a UEFA Cup match between Leicester City and Red Star Belgrade and everyone at the stadium kept making bomb noises at the Serb players and their supporters all match.
It was tremendous banter.
Still one of the most memorable matches I've been to. Shame Leicester lost tbqh.
>>71442568
>>71442573
plebeians
my name is Cornelius.
>having a working class name
I'd despair
the gf has gotten quite skinny. Hope her THICC bum doesn't vanish as a result of that
>>71442613
please keep posting this 3 times every thread
I, Cassius
>>71442613
chrome
Are you proud of the British Empire, /brit/?
I'm not really but I enjoy being a cunt and winding people up, so I often just play devil's advocate and talk about it facetiously.
Rate my view lads
>>71442613
Used to use Firefox but it utterly devoured my CPU
Use chrome now and it's fine, don't care
Pouring a second glass of the second bottle of Tempranillo lads.
cold showers are a form of torture
>>71442671
5/10
>>71442652
post her bum
>>71442613
>Firefox Dev Edition isn't on there
lad
>>71442683
cold showers are good for you and bring the blood to the surface of the skin
>you're not a fascist are you anon?
>>71442613
moved from Firefox to Chrome years ago and never looked back
>>71442591
james is a good biblical name you heathen
and im not a deano tyvm
>>71442671
Looks like it's some mosquito filled shithole half the gear.
>>71442613
the fucking state of chrome plebs
>>71442668
Yeah not proud persay but I think it was good overrall
But like you say cunts get ridiculously triggered by it so I play devils advocate
GIMME GIMME GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT
WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THE SHADOWS AWAY
'alri lad' general
Holy shit still talking about web browsers legitimately a gimmick which is the opposite of amusing even in an ironic way
Chrome is the only good browser
>>71442703
go find your own bum, yeah?
Asked a girl out lads
She said yes x
>>71442613
>Q1 2017
>firefox
>stable
>>71442767
alri lad
reckon i'll have a wee in my pants
>>71442720
Don't give a shit about the biblical side of it. It's just common, therefore boring as fuck. I can't imagine what it must be like to meet someone with your name.
If you're on here, your parents are runts and so are you.
>>71442705
>32bit
>>71442668
they did some good, some bad. I would have liked to be part of it. Maybe a police officer or trader in colonial india.
What's the best browser for phone posting?
>>71442768
t. chrome monkey
jacked off too quickly and some of it flew off somewhere where i can't find
>>71442814
think you need to calm down and stop getting so riled up about nothing
I'm perfectly happy with my name and thats all that matters, your opinion is worthless x
>>71442830
arch does not come on cds
>>71442816
gotta keep that addon compatibilty
with mutilprocess enabled it's perfectly fine
>>71442712
no
are you an anti-white slut?
>>71442820
>I would have liked to be part of it. Maybe a police officer or trader in colonial india.
I'd have liked to have gone to New Zealand, or maybe Egypt
>>71442826
a noose phoneposter
>>71442703
>>71442620
What the fuck actually happened?
yawning already
>>71442843
Alright, just take the column on the left, any one of those is absolute runt tier.
Rest are just about passable, but not good.
>>71442873
he unironically said gay men should be allowed to nonce children
>>71442826
UC Browser
of the 3.7 billion women alive, I could probably successfully have sex with maybe 8 million of them.
>>71442391
Mass Effect gave us some quality music desu.
Mars - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbiNjOhClpk&t=1201s
The Wards 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfOjaLKRW0o
The Wards 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-O_BYCzq4w
The Catalyst Theme/Wake Up - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkQliIqK34Y
>>71442890
bet you're well fucking chuffed then aren't you.
>>71442873
The media decided to publicize comments made by him, known and recorded online for ages. Shows how quickly the shekelmongers can ruin a man if they desire.
>>71442862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q&feature=youtu.be
>>71442889
Calm down hugo
>>71442878
night
>>71442772
Only if your business is stealing and selling people's personal info
Which luckily, Google's is
>>71442845
it does if you make the CD yourself
>>71442709
Why would you want the blood near the surface of your skin? I'm already red enough as it is.
I'm pretty sure cold showers do the opposite don't they?
>>71442683
Cold showers can be an effective tool towards self improvement. Purposely enduring uncomfortable situations like that allows you to understand that happiness is a state of mind and you have full control over it, regardless of your external circumstances. The same goes for fasting, sleeping on a hard bed, underdressing for the cold, etc.
think ive decided on my dissertation topic
or at least seems less gay than my first idea for it
as a former supporter of milo, its funny watching him crash and burn, but seriously, we can't let him get the little boy codes
fasinating picture
>>71442907
Good job I'm not famous then I'd be fucked haha.
>>71442810
Enjoy m8
If you're non-STEM, you will be unemployed.
>>71442391
i'm so scared andromeda will be shite
>>71442889
>tfw mohammad
Watching some bent looking runt post on /int/ on this bus I'm on lads
...
....
...
alri lads!
>>71442969
me too hun x
>>71442944
bit late innit?
would quite literally annihilate any of you runts in a game of chess
Had a dream that was mostly about a woman of maybe 35-40 years in business outfite slapping me and calling me names. No idea what for.
Can /brit/ interpret my dream?
>>71442997
masters so got bare time
>>71442969
Gameplay trailers look good, but I can't help but feel the characters will be no where near as appealing and likeable as those in ME, and the villain looks a bit shit too.
>>71443019
FUCK you
>>71443019
have you ever been to the alps?
Brisbane train is late
Absolutely fucking livid
>>71442948
chuckled
>>71442969
me too n' all
im typically a cynic but I genuinely think it will be a bit crap
think it will be a good game if you were able to not have the rest of mass effect in your mind comparing it, but having played the original trilogy rekon i'll be disappointed
the bad guys for a start already look pretty meme
>>71443019
Austrians are scary people
>>71442862
can't believe janny hasn't picked up on this yet
would like to see her get fucked ngl
as a former cuck, it's funny watching the blacks crash and burn, but seriously, we can't let them fuck our wives
>lecture at 9am
Yeah nah, not going in, too early.
>>71443080
what subject?
>i attend uuniversity at an accredited university
pfftt pffffffffft HAHAHAHAH HA AHHAHAHAHAH AH AH AHHAH AHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HHHGJGJHHHHGHERRRGHH HAHAHAHAHA AK AK HAH
heard some people talking about aliexpress today, didn't realise it was that common
Waking up at 5am is the non-runt life tbqh
I don't think Milo is a nonce, seemed likelier he was justifying his own abuse he received at a young age
Doesn't matter if he's innocent or not though, he's finished. This story will destroy him. He had a good run but I guess the media wants him out of the picture permanently.
>>71443093
mycology
>>71443045
I kinda live there...so yes.
>>71443061
Oh be glad you don't know my other dreams
>worshipping a dead kike on a stick
>>71443157
who?
>>71443141
I know that means mushrooms without even googling.
>>71443069
mrs skeletal treats you to a spooky ham sandwich
Who was your favourite Mass Effect character?
Legion (criminally underused), Mordin and Garrus were mine
>>71443135
There is indeed a good chance of what he said being a psychological effect of the abuse he received, but regardless of that people will be out for blood, I never really liked him but it's sad seeing him go out like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJU28RLY4yk
is this a good song lads?
>>71442804
I fucking love you, never stop posting.
>>71443148
I'm serious, everytime I try to go on /deutsch/, austrians are always reeally angry and spewing hate and bile everywhere.
doing a course which is examined by just 1 essay
the essay is to be based on 1 topic
there are 10 topics in the course
explain to me the logic of attending even a single seminar of the other 9 which you wont be assessed on in any form, and which are so specialised that any overlap between them is almost impossible
>>71443191
ME 1: Tali
ME 2: Thane
ME 3: Illusive Man
have to take the wife's daughter swimming tomorrow lads ',:^)
>>71443233
If you knew my wife's son. Great at swimming and basketball! The best!
>>71443191
pretty much these yeah
not so much legion himself but the insight they gave into the geth was great, ended up preferring them to he quarians
garrus is #1 mordin #2, didn't stop me putting one in his back for the greater good though
>>71443057
>>71443035
>>71442993
don't even have a pc/ps4/xbone so can't even play it aha
/brit/ is filled with Russian agents
>>71443226
They're probably for people who are there to learn and not just grab a certificate they can wave in people's faces.
>>71443281
bender
>>71443226
the smartest mind in all off St-Annes-on-the-Sea LADS
>Your data suggest a slight automatic preference for European Americans over African Americans.
https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/takeatest.html
hmmmmm
>>71443281
gib job
>mass effect
LITERALLY Bioware's WORST RPG franchise
You cannot debate this. Even people who like it can admit it.
>>71443214
Nah, mostly we post pictures of the former german foreign minister and maybe use a few german words you don't understand anyway. All very benign. Stop insulting us.
quads
>>71443281
It's filled with estate agents.
Council estate agents.
die AfD...
>>71443281
>ywn be a Soviet/Stasi agent
>>71443328
Dragon Age is worse though.
>>71443328
you mean best not worst
I know we're on 4chan so you want to be ebin but the contrarian thing is a bit old sweetie
Would you guys sell British state secrets to the Russians for £10,000?
I wouldn't. Loyal as fuck.
reckon Trump might just be Hillary's plant
>>71443328
Never played any other Bioware games so cannot compare.
Thoroughly enjoyed the ME games though even didn't mind the ending.
>>71442969
>mfw it's packed full of SJW Americuckery
>>71443330
you /Stasi/ lad?
>>71443393
would just wait for the MI6 to contact me and double-agent it up like the cheeky monkey I am
>>71443355
obscure but relatable feel. Does anyone know that film with the scene where a stasi agent explains his interrogation/torture techniques in detail?
Scotland f-forever?
howling @ this image
>>71443328
never played their star wars games or dragon age
sorry lad
mass effect is still great though
>>71443408
i hate yanks and their race shit so much
>>71443374
>Dragon Age is worse though.
Ah yes the first original take on high fantasy in a very long time
You just might be right though because the latter two games aren't like Bioware's traditional team RPGs at all but so are all the Mass Effect games.
>>71443376
>contrarian
I am literally just intensifying a common /v/ sentiment.
>>71443393
i'd do it
for free
>>71443423
the double agent with the double shin?
>>71443433
nicola sturgeon needs to be taken round the back and shot
>>71443452
>/v/
time to fuck off literal child
>>71443412
haha what the fuck
NO
I'm /KGB/
kind of suck at chess haha
>>71443471
*chin
oops
>>71443488
KuK reborn when?
>>71443482
hardly browse /v/ at all because it's Reddit though I do know common sentiments which come from it
>>71443442
my eyes are watering, dear god
nicola sturgeon needs to be taken from the back and shot up with spunk
>>71443488
are you a habsburg?
>>71442873
he said grown men should be able to have sex with young boys "if the boys are mature", specifically stating that 13 yeard old could be old enough. Foul
>>71443509
>hardly browse /v/ at all because it's Reddit
Only people who browse /v/ say retarded things like that
>>71443394
There's a wikileak that showed Clinton's guys were meeting with the press to have their media chums push for Trump in the Republican primary because she had the best chance against him. They gave Trump a ton of press and ignored the others like Cruz and Rand Paul.
They rigged both primaries and tried to rig the general. And freaked out when Trump said he thought it was rigged. Then they lost, and spent the last month screaming that it was rigged.
Can't believe the state of politics in the USA.
some junkie tried to break into me house today, not happy at all fellas
>>71443501
rated over 2300 in blitz on chess.com
IN FREEDOM WE'RE BORN
>>71443536
how very greek
>>71443546
ah yes the north
(joking lad, hope you're alright x)
>chicken has been cooking for almost a full hour
>its still chewy and undercooked
ah yes very impressive
gf got me this
>>71443328
No lies I enjoyed it but I wouldn't play it again, Andromeda hasn't revived my interest from what I've seen of it.
>>71443622
imagine being this incapable
>>71443588
more north than the north la, fucking scotland. thank fuck my brother was in, cause the jake cunt ran off but this has happened twice in the last few months
>>71443541
Mass Effect is probably the only Bioware RPG you've played runt
>>71443636
didn't say mass effect was bad only the worst among its peers
>>71443501
Just make sure you go second and put your opponent's moves into a chess computer turned up to hard. Put the computer's responses into your game against the human.
>>71443622
enjoy your salmonella
>white people need to char their meat to dust and season it with water before they eat it
>>71443501
Check out Derren Brown playing chess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIAXIubSTkc
>>71443666
I didn't say it was either, but I was just kinda disappointed by the end of it.
>>71443716
I want to scream "hello nigger" into your ear
what happened to the shiplads
>>71443668
thought about doing this
>>71443760
went overboard
>>71443760
taken hostage by pirates
>>71443760
katelyn knows
>d*von
>>71443488
Dr Pavel?
>>71443645
>>71443693
it's alright lads i put it back in for another ten minutes and it's perfect now
>>71443716
i've been marinading it for a day you cunt
>>71443840
>poonited states
>texass
>trapiss County
>autism
What's your favourite SlipKnot song lads?
>>71443879
what was the marinade?
englagonad
danglo-cockson
>>71443912
Break Stuff
>muh german league supreme attendance
>watching it on ITV4
>literally all the stadiums have a stand empty
???
I like being white but I sometimes feel bad about it and scared of non whites uprising
https://arstechnica.co.uk/cars/2016/12/worlds-first-solar-road-opens-in-france/
>>71443942
Erm that's by Limp Bizkit friend :) x
>>71443923
olive oil, soy sauce, sriracha, paprika, garlic powder, and honey
>>71443912
people = shit
life is a bit grim
>>71443980
did you get that recipe from here?
>>71443977
Chop Suey!
who /smart-but-lazy/ here?
>>71444051
System of a Spacker (like me lol)
>>71444055
everyone on 4chan
>>71444004
yeah were you the lad who recommended it? its top tier
sniffed a girl's seat today
system of a down is unironically good
screeching
>>71444090
haha yeh
literally me
>>71443912
Cause I'm a freak on a leash
squealing
Cornwall >>> Devus
want to give oral to a woman
>>71444125
At some point you just need to cut your losses and take a long swim in the dark
My favourite SlipKnot song is Diluted, it's TOTALLY me.
>>71444185
wrong
>>71444106
>buying underwear from aliexpress
hope i never sink this low
r8 my handiwork
>>71444211
helo
>>71444193
where would you take her out to? love bringing my gf to chipotle to eat
Just gave the ol' boypussy a good seeing to
>>71444224
auhlrye
>>71444110
thanks la, i use it very often
/r/aliexpress is hilarious
>>71444242
stop fucking saying this
Ella has tiny girlboobies
>>71444242
pics
>>71444302
who
>>71444291
My name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
foing to the beach
everyone who has posted on reddit could die tomorrow and nothing would happen
>>71444291
?
>>71444311
Don't want jan going mental on me again, getting sick of clearing my cookies and all that shite
do women like oral sex
>>71444345
It's called an anus
phwooar
https://www.reddit.com/r/Maxisma/
PHWOOOOOOOOOAR
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph588cd3f430605
reddit girls > 4chan girls tbqh
I really think Iowa is an underrated album, it really built on top of SlipKnots title album because even though it was a lot edgier, it felt a lot more like they were actually experimenting with their own style and coming into their own.
>>71444374
Maybe that's what you call yours
>4chan """""""""""""girls"""""""""""""
>either not girls or not real or both
traps are gay
dad keeps calling me fat
>>71444425
>implying
>>71444444
mad
>>71444385
iowa is the best slipknot album
>>71444444
excellent
>>71444444
checked lad
foreign influx inbound
>>71444444
TAPPA VIKT
I say that but I'm actually currently listening to their third album, HaHa!
>>71444383
NEED my tongue in that fanny.
>>71444444
wasted
>>71444468
chinese banter
>>71444444
lebanon...
>>71444444
Good post
>>71444383
reddit and 4chan are both full of spoilt middle class brats
>>71444444
nice
>>71444444
good double
>>71444444
very nice repeating number anon
>>71444444
I absolutely despise all bongs
>>71444444
lel
>>71444444
Stop posting shit.
>>71444444
Fy faen...
>>71444444
thanks for taking the title of fatty fat fat fatties away from us, losers
>>71444553
You still own that title porky pig.
>>71444444
TAPPA VIKT
>>71444326
helo
>>71444444
could've been worse i suppose 2bh
>>71444444
>>71444444
nice get you barrel of lard
Any finns arriving to look at the numbers please be my bf
>>71444563
dumb commie poster
california is gobshite
>>71444444
https://youtu.be/Hjiw6gmO4qQ?t=1m4s
>>71444470
you have good taste xoxo
>>71444444
DELET THIS
>>71444614
*pushes you over so you cannot stand back up*
>>71444444
fatty
>>71444641
*gives you a wedgie*
The fuck is this on Channel 4?
>>71444635
nice air gun
made a song about myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk
>>71444658
I don't get it
>>71444670
all lebanese should be killed
>>71444444
O KURWA
>>71444667
Channel 4 is quite literally government owned
>>71444707
Yeah, whatever .Are you watching it?
>>71444701
t. pommy faggut
>>71444734
id still shag most of them desu
also thats the first time ive watched tv in about 3 years
weird
just be'd gay
JUST
>>71444734
No, I just saw the title
>>71444809
They don't even look female though.
just wee'd
>>71444866
and?
still peng
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh that fucking dick!
>>71444670
kys lesbian
>work in 5 hours
>>71444938
oh FUCK OFF
>work tomorrow
>360 posts and no new
Disgusting brits
>>71442613
was happily on chrome then realized it's shit, so I moved to Firefox and it suddenly got shit, now I'm on Opera. Much better, lightweight and fast, and it even has a free VPN. Those literally what browsers are all on the placebo autism tier