/brit/

what should i get tattooed and where

>>71439126

plymouth is actually an alright place

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creasing

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my morning commute

Japanimation

Business idea: driverless cars

>>71439152
Always had an idea for something like the royal crest with the Union Jack, England and the county flag surrounding it myself. Anything other than tribal tattoos

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cager rage

would like to see an oliva colman doctor who

don't even care if bond is black so long as they don't make it a whole "thing"

Watch until the end lads ;)

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487572274211.webm

Just spilt Guinness on the sofa

would like to see Doctor Who get cancelled so it can end with a bit of dignity

>>71439126

Dont ever make a thread ever again, OP.


>>71439200
Alternative idea: Carless drivers.

>>71439228
at least you don't have to drink it now

>>71439204
what if you are actually in a tribe??

Anyone ever had a group interview?

What do we do about a certain ethnoreligious group, /brit/?

>BBC News: Israeli company funds Peace Bridge connecting Africa to continental Europe

fantastic idea :)

Anyone else watching Channel 4? I'd bang Jon Richardson's wife.

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Rate the little toe lads

Anyone want half a sandwich?

>>71439223

have dozens of these videos downloaded

>>71439191
>one dogpower
absolute peasant

>>71439303
???

>>71439260
would rather poo in my hands and clap

>>71439327
what type of sandwich?

fucking cagers. fucking hate them so god damn much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=absU9A6pkFM

>>71439352
Never mind it's in the bin.

my neck looks like a vagina

>>71439368
>:o

>>71439223
did he cut his bellend on her piercing or what?

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>>71439303

>>71439366
imagine being so full of hate

I feel bad for cagers while I turn the other cheek :)

If you could say something to Katelyn right now containing only 13 words, what would you say?
I would say: We all love you so much and we are praying for your justice.

>>71439406

fake news

Literally never made a move or otherwise pursued a girl in any way shape or form desu lads. Had sex a few times when it just sort of fell in my lap, but most of the time I unsurprisingly end up alone. Wonder whether I'd be a normie chad if I actually tried to be one, I have a lot of the right qualities desu

what are your thoughts?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_is_a_Jew%3F

a disproportionate amount of drumpfs staff are balding manlets

makes you think

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the absolute state of my 'Tube recommendations

>>71439223

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487059268443.webm

>>71439430
Please don't haunt me I'm scared of ghosts

is it true yanks need lube to masterbate?

>>71439260
Yes, was for sales job. They made us compete against eachother doing sales pitches for fake items they gave us. Had to do a made up pitch infront of eachother and 2 interviewers lol

>>71439552
sounds grim

are you the one who failed two sales interviews this morning?

>>71439547
It's cos they're circumsized.

>lefties think Sweden is a beautiful, clean, wealthy, progressive, safe country where they'd love to live, where the people are friendly and everyone is happy and successful, a Socialist Democratic utopia
>rorkies think Sweden is a Muslim-infested shithole where rape is rampant, police never arrest the migrant criminals, SJWs clamp down on offensiveness political correctness police, gays and trannies everywhere, cuckoldry is common

Is there a slight chance Sweden might just be somewhere in the middle and might just be a fairly normal country with some positives and some negatives?

>>71439552
so basically how good are you at bullshitting susceptible and vulnerable people

you make me sick bucko

just saw a thread about a website called dna.land and uploaded my dna information to them in the space of 10 minutes.
Kind of a weird world innit

>>71439607
Very, almost sociopath levels.
>>71439593
No, this was years ago 2bh

Just cut my hair and had a shower

Feeling right sexy

>>71439601
bender

>>71439629
enjoy your visit from the CIA

Would have no problem with world communism IF Britain owned the world

>>71439552
apparently Waitrose do this, was it there?

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And with that I've watched every episode of all Law & Order series

It's over

It's finally over

>>71439666
i have done NOTHING wrong, leaf
now be GONE from my thread, you putrid worm, you insolent wretch

>>71439417
I for one fucking hate cagers. can't fucking stand them and their expensive cars. lmao hope they enjoy paying for repairs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XOufDx2sfY

>>71439694
Lol no was for a tech consulting position

Quiock whats the meme slang for shoes

why do semites pretend to be whites when it's convenient?

>>71439790
Crepe

>>71439601
been to Sweden
its alright but incredibly boring and people there seem very "brainwashed" in that they all think exactly the same and don't really think outside of their social constraints much.

its a nice country but I wouldn't want to live there

>>71439790
Rhythm & Blues

>>71439796
bit gay

>Gibraltar has impounded a Russian billionaire's superyacht - one of the world's biggest - because the German shipbuilder says he still owes 15.3m euros (£13.3m; $16.3m) in fees.

>The claim has kept Andrey Melnichenko's Sailing Yacht A stuck in Gibraltar, a British territory, since Wednesday.

Fuckin rock monkeys have declared war on Russia

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>>71439801

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rum and coke lads

>>71439823
>be literal billionaire
>don't pay £13 million
what a spacker

>>71439808
thanks

see you, see you next time

>>71439823
nice

>>71439823
the yacht cost 400 million euros. pretty crazy.

>>71439823
a cooked up story to cover the fact that some barbary apes have hijacked the boat

>>71439857
No lime?

>>71439823
fake news

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>forgot to buy alcohol on Saturday
>everything closed early on Sunday
>today is a holiday so nothing is open either

dying lads

doing a cheeky email of the other uni then lads
hope my uni doesnt monitor my emails cos they might get jealous hehe x

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work tomorrow

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>>71439908
ice and slice

>>71439938
How early, you don't have a Londis equivalent where pakis work all hours regardless of sunday trading laws?

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had two lectures today and i didnt go to either

>>71439979
>gif
fuck off

>click the instagram "discover people" tab
>it's all kazakh models
yes... yes im quite happy with this

>>71439970
And the next day and the next day and the next day but possibly not the day after that

>>71440026
>gif fuck off
fuck off

>>71439982
they stop selling all alcohol at 5pm and I work Sundays so its hard for me to get any then.

there are no alternatives since all alcohol is sold by the Government

gormless is my new favourite word

>>71439191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKsSFAtL-W4

Better version

>>71440059
>there are no alternatives since all alcohol is sold by the Government
>all alcohol is sold by the Government

I'm sorry, what?

>female hormones
>female whoremoans
>Whoremoans

AAAAHAHA HAHAAHAAAA

systembolaget

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>>71439823
>143m (469ft)

jesus christ

>>71440059
Alcohol is available 24/7 in UK cities

feeling a bit whoremoanal lads

>>71439979
me in the gif tbqh

business idea: penises of int thread

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it's happening

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LADS

I'm going to visit a grocery store tomorrow that specialises in brit stuff. Recommend me british snacks and alcohol.

>>71440101
>longer than a footie pitch

bloody nora

>>71440101
>400m for this
hmmm yes not at all corruption related hmmm worth the money indeed

>>71440153
>Chloe Hannah D'Arcy
Is this a real name?

>>71439979
I've been in that state a few times. Glad camera phones weren't everywhere during my drinking days.

>>71440108
not in Canada
ESPECIALLY not in Methodist Rome (Ontario)

all alcohol is only sold by the provincial monopoly.
only last year they allowed some grocery stores to sell it by-proxy with a licence, but they all cut off alcohol sales at the same time.

>>71440181
>that wall outlet

what?

>>71440192
no its a figment of your imagination.

>>71440181
crumpets. i might walk to tesco and buy some actually.

>>71439491
Mate, putting effort into getting girls and not caring about how many times you get rejected is literally the only thing which separates the chads from the incels.

fucking undies riding right up me arse

Would love to drink and drink until the pain goes away desu lads :S

>>71440207
EU version

>implying yours is any better

BRIT PLUG STRONK

>>71439801

the ability to blend in with their hosts is one of the reasons those parasites have survived this long

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explain

>>71440181
Heinz anything
Freddo frog
Walkers crisps (cheese and onion)
>>71440207
>outlet
FOY
>>71440209
I though as much

another day of your life gone

>>71440250
brit plug more like butt plug lmao

>>71440268
Beast is obviously slang for nigger

doing a think

how does water in a room evaporate if room temperature is 20 degrees but its boiling point is 100 degrees?

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i fucking hate millenials

>>71440291
You stick a British plug up your arse you'll fucking kill yourself

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>>71440285
setting sun mentality
think of it as one day closer to the sweet release of death

cannot stop wanking to jillian janson

>>71440268
the "beast" means nigger I think

>>71440318
water boils at 100*C but evaporates at any temperature above 0*C

You guys watching this nutter yank on C4?

babestation

>>71440234
Think I've just become voluntary celibate to be honest, one of these accidental flings turned into a relationship but it ended quickly and badly, and since then I've just not wanted to repeat it at all. Not had sex for 4 years, genuinely happier masturbating alone, but still get the feeling that I'll regret it in years to come.

>>71440207
It's a German Schutzkontaktstecker Variante B. They getting more and more common in Europe because slowly people begin to understand the superiority of the design.

>>71440318
The molecules don't all have the same energy

A small portion of them have enough energy to become gaseous

This number decreases as the water cools, but energy from the surrounding area will be constantly added

t. failed AS chemistry

>>71440352
carter page?

actually believe i might have quite an affection for willies

>>71440181
Marmite

>>71440390
worried about this myself but then went floppy when I thought i wanted to do a wank to some.

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America is just better

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Post cuteboys

>>71440385
Dunno what that is, but no. It's finished now anyway.

>>71440322
Christ alive
Want to see who will turn up to this
>aussies

>>71439847
honestly i don't want to dislike them but they make it hard

>>71440322
Ugh, saw these fucking runtoids on Halloween last year. One wearing a gorilla suit and the other with some kind of portable whiteboard his neck with loads of harambe-related phrases on.

Imagine the conversation these two must've had in their little university dorms to instigate this meme bonanza. Sad.

could milo have fucked his carreer any harder than what he did today?

>>71440438
that's canada m9

>>71440463
i went

>>71440486
What did he do?

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What is wrong with people who make things like this?

>>71440486
what did he do?

>>71440488
how do you know

>>71440440
is that the spanish trap from /pol/?

>>71440498
people found some ramblings of his where he argued for pederasty

>>71440525
Honestly don't know but post some m8

>>71440367
You'll regret it, trust me. Probably when you realise that everyone else having one night stands was a meme and nothing compares to loving sex in a long term relationship.

think the only way milo can rescue his career is by converting to rasheedism

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>>71440438
>Europeans are jealous of runt tier suburbs with nothing to see, nothing to do and nowhere to go.

>>71440498
Something turned up where he said that "younger boys and older men" fucking each other helped gay kids grow up or similar

>>71440523
lawn sign on right side

macroparasites or microparasites?

whos your fav composer lads? mine is chopin

>>71439290
>trump is asked to blow it up

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>>71440566
hmm

>>71440572
Francisco Tárrega

>>71440572
Debussy

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>>71440572
Philip Glass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Stu7h7Qup8

8 out of 10 cats does countdown

with rachel riley

Debussy's work is just stunning, listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUx6ZY60uiI

>>71440531
Ah, so you're telling me a Jewish homosexual who openly professes his love for black willy has no moral boundaries?

forgot how to use apostrophes again

>>71440695
had never actually given him a listen before, shall listen to this while i finish my assignment
thanks la

>>71440545
Got commitment issues now desu, that's what happens when a girl breaks through your tough defences and gets you to love her, and then drops you as soon as the challenge is gone. Now I'm too depressed and bitter to date again, don't want to bring some happy girl down to my level of misery. Sad!

I don't mind a bit of Strustevky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pBgMBBsv4k

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>wake up
>sunderland and liverpool still exist

losing weight is extremely easy
so is quitting smoking

>>71440786
this

>>71440786
so is getting a gf

>>71440572
Stormzy innit

>>71440572
Elgar is the only correct answer to this post, ESPECIALLY if you claim to be British.

dunno but I like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_hOR50u7ek

contemplating taking Nicotine gum even though I don't smoke
for the performance boost without the lung damage

what did you get on your year 6 SATS?

>>71440566
VOCAL

CORD

PARASITES

>cycling
>classical

we /upper-middle class/ now

>>71440572
>>71440655
>>71440818
>>71440821
hello nigger

>>71440832
Dunno

>>71440814
not really

losing weight/quitting smoking are things totally within your control, since it's your body and your choices

getting a gf isn't the same, since it involves other people. which you can't control.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12383362

http://www.strawpoll.me/12383362

http://www.strawpoll.me/12383362

http://www.strawpoll.me/12383362

>>71440832
8

>>71440832
not doxxing me m8

really dislike short haired girls

>>71440572
tachiovsky

>>71440773
>commitment issues
>too bitter and depressed to date
>don't want to bring some happy girl down

You sound like a woman, or a retard.

First of, commitment issues are bullshit. You're a man, men aren't supposed to commit, it's unnatural, that's why its so hard.

Being too bitter and depressed to date is literally what girls love. They want to change you, that's pretty much why they get into relationships in the first place.

Finally, you don't want to bring a happy girl down, that's just not going to happen, they lift you up senpai. No depression is so complete that the right girl can't break it.

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comfy yankland

>>71440870
I voted even though I know nothing about it :^)

The funny thing is , i am NOT a materialist. I just love the game of capitalism.

The gf wants a kid.
Scared she might "forget" the pill.
Hmm can you get a vasectomy without anyone noticing?

>>71440786
Agree with the first
Not with the second

I lost 15 kg in 10 weeks once by fasting but quitting smoking is on another level, have never stopped for more than a week.

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>>71440927

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America is a discount Canada "for everyone"

>>71440966
yeh but it has to be done rectally

>>71440832
5A
5B
5C

>>71440832
for question 1 i got 32

>>71440952
good way to think
no problem with games so long as you do realise it is a game.

its only bad when the game becomes more real than real life.

Just took a swig of """cider""" from a bottle.

Turned out to be cider flavoured vinegar

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71440984

quitting smoking is literally 50 times easier than quitting benzos and that is no exaggeration

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>>71440829
>performance boost

>Everton Luiz leaves pitch in tears after racial abuse in Serbia

why do rorkes always direct racism at the wrong people

>>71440966
When you're cuddling, gently knead her abdomen to force the cum out.

I've been doing it for years and the gf has never gotten pregnant and doesn't suspect a thing.

https://imgur.com/gallery/AbRNA

>>71440984
desu when I quit smoking it was easy

the trick is to not "try" to quit because you're still thinking about it

just taper your usage and hopefully when you run out one time you just wont be arsed enough to go buy more

>>71441043
Imagine it probably is mate. Still, smoking and eating aren't comparable.

>>71440918
>Being too bitter and depressed to date is literally what girls love.They want to change you
Actually that might be true to a certain extent - if for some reason girls are forced to get to know me (through work placement or something like that), then they do usually end up being interested in me (not necessarily romantically) and liking me as a person. But for the timebeing, I don't meet any girls. I go to work and keep conversation to a minimum, and then go home and sit on the computer until bedtime. On weekends I go to museums by myself, or watch sports by myself. That's been my life for a while now, and have no motivation to change it. Think I'm a bit fucked in the head, everyone I meet still thinks I'm a normie though because I give off that vibe

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>haven't had alcohol in 3 days and 14 hours

i have everything i could ever ever want in life EXCEPT a cute young female protege who wants to learn from me and is open minded about being a sensuous intimate "friend"

GOD lads I'm so fucking pumped for work tomorrow, can't fucking wait like, going to get ALL that shit done, EVERYTHING and at the end of the day Mr. Goldenpewtersteinberg will give me a big pat on the back for helping him buy his wife a new Mercedes!

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oh yes I'm gonna tuck right in lads

Watching "City Boy Fight Club" on BBC oh my dayssss

It's basically some skinnyfat deanos thinking they're big men getting ready for a white collar boxing fight

Literally the most deano people ever. They're both estate agents

>>71441084
yep another good trick for quitting smoking is to get addicted to something far worse

then comparatively the desire to smoke and "withdrawal" is paled in comparison

the gf left me lads, I didn't see it coming ...

>>71441143
i'd unironically eat that

>>71441143
Also known as the "rotherham surprise"

>>71441125
you have nothing of value to teach

>>71441146
garuantee I could waste them both with ease

>>71441146
bareknuckle boxing is less dangerous than gloved boxing

I am a (self diagnosed)Autistic

>>71441234
true but irrelevant

quite glad my parents forced me to learn guitar because without it I would have no discernible talents and so would be the most boring person ever

Also birds love the guitar

le guardian bbc buzzfeed news

merely a coincidence

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Feminists_by_religion

>>71441234
not true

>>71441125
i want a reformed slut gf to teach me how to do sex

>>71441090
>Actually that might be true to a certain extent - if for some reason girls are forced to get to know me (through work placement or something like that), then they do usually end up being interested in me

This is true for me as well. Being a depressive gives off an air of "i don't give a fuck" as well being mysterious, like you have a reason for being so sad.

This is literal ambrosia for women, they can't get enough of it. Of course, this is dependent on you being reasonably attractive, if you're an uggo they just think you're pathetic.

And same about the not meeting girls thing. have no friends, don't go out, don't have any hobbies so there's just no contact unless i'm forced. But when there is, they go mental for me, laugh at everything, stare at me a lot, tell me I'm really interesting. Until the placement/group work ends and I never see them again because I'm too much of sperg to actually befriend them properly outside of that environment.

>>71441234
only at a professional level because of persistent head injuries, these guys aren't fighting often enough for that to be a real risk

if you include hand injuries then bareknuckle is worse

I am a (self diagnosed)Agnostic

>>71441234
easy way to get arthritis in your hands and wrists though.

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>tfw no skills or talents aside from an overinflated sense of self-worth

>>71441286
i am looking for a protege who wants to learn from me how to become rich.

I have a wanking disease.

>>71441278
it's not even their feminism that bothers me

it's their constant stomach churning nepotism, defensiveness, cliquey nature, open disdain for outsiders and burning hatred of white goyim.

>>71441278
>winning the culture war on christians
>winning the real war on muslims
why haven't you converted yet?

>>71441325
This average yank street would be considered a super historic picturesque UNESCO heritage site in Britain

>>71441325
very american

>>71441285
it is true
you can hit harder with the glove protecting your hand

the padding in the glove does nothing for the force of the blow

meanwhile bare knuckle you are more careful because hitting someone hurts you too.

there are more lacerations and surface injuries but less internal.

>>71441342
What are the symptoms

>>71441325
this is literally (not really) my home neighborhood

>>71441160
Bet you're kind of spastic who punches himself in the gut when you stub your toe to lessen the pain.

>>71441324
FOB

>>71441378
doing lots of big wanks

one mate in our group was talking about Jews the other day *just* shy of anti-Semitic stuff
I could see the pain in his eyes, crying out. I wanted to acknowledge him as a brother but couldn't

wish I could start wish I could shart

>>71441383
no.

you lose the bet

>>71441383
what kind of mentalist does that

>>71441439
got an Iranian ex-muslim mate who is literally a white supremacist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTPZQQAVyQ

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOUUU DECIIIIDE!

>>71441413
*writes on clipboard*
And how exactly do you determine if a wank is big?

Also, is this perchance self-diagnosed?

>>71441361
Fuck off back to burgerville yank

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the paki gf

>>71441463
yea lol I know loads of Iranians like this
one mate of mine calls himself a Zoroastrian and looks like a wog Varg

>>71441459
n-not me

*twists testicles violently to lessen the pain of being exposed on /brit/ as a mentalist*

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Got an afghan din

>>71441500
baps

why didn't we just nuke argentina lads?

have never seen a muslim irl, not convinced they exist

>>71441578
millions of innocent people live there

>>71441578
waste of a nuke, it's already a steaming turd

just found out that a lot of the pollution in London is because of winds arriving from Paris

>>71441538
>filling up on leaves

>>71441578
unjustified response

>>71441578
Because then you wouldn't get epic simpsons memes in the latin american internet

Argentina invented dem tings and Thatcher knew it

>>71441351
>>winning the real war on muslims
no, they're not.

and converts will never be truly part of their group. it's genetic.

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>he doesn't listen to modern composers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEleUc-_MoI

its pretty mental when you listen to Glass' work and hear how it has influenced so much music, especially a lot of electronic/house music

sexting the gf

>>71441463
Iranians are fucking based

No wonder a certain country in the Middle East hates them

>>71441374
>the padding in the glove does nothing for the force of the blow
yes it does

>>71441602
>>71441631
>>71441638

t. treacherous argie internet defense forces

>>71441665
can't say im a huge fan

>>71441667
Don't all of the Scandinavian countries have a suicide rate way higher than anywhere else in (western) europe

/brit/?
heh, more like /closelyknit/

what's the best microwave meal at M&S

>>71441698
not at all, Its a good thing that we BTFO them, but nuking them for invading the falklands and killing like 2 people is totally disproportionate

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Ear cataracts?

cassiday banks desu

Might delete my whatsapp no one messages me anyway

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http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/victoria/i-swallowed-a-chicken-bone-and-became-a-quadriplegic-hospital-sued-over-misdiagnosis-20170220-gugt1i

>>71441776
whites only communism is the best system

prove me wrong

>>71441851
equality sucks and I hate white people almost as much as I hate everyone else

did anyone read Milo's clarification about the pedoscandal? It makes more sense in hindsight now.

>>71441843
>He was taken to Seymour Hospital, north of Melbourne, where staff recorded "10/10" anal pain

wonder how anal pain is quantified

unironically have testicular cancer

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https://streamable.com/5n7e2

>>71441882
I've never heard him speak or read anything he's written and don't plan on doing either

>>71441843
>He was taken to Seymour Hospital, north of Melbourne, where staff recorded "10/10" anal pain
think they might have actually talked to my bf instead haha

>>71441841
agreeable post

>>71441882
honestly do not care

why are you trying to make what some bent rorke bangs on about a thing

>>71441940
fuck off cunt

>>71441913
cyclist?

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>>71441901
>10/10 anal pain

>>71441881
why? what's wrong with equality lad? it's comfy

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you enter southern england

if I was a girl I'd purposely date autists so I could lure them away and utterly destroy their seance of self worth before killing them

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Only four days left until the gf lets me unlock the cock cage for my monthly wank lads.

Can't wait tbqh.

>why yes I do watch milo
>no I don't have a gf, why do you ask

>>71441992
comfy for losers who want a strong daddy state to facilitate themselves wasting away

>>71442079
nothing wrong with that

life isn't meant to be a struggle

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my pancreas hurts

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America is just better

>>71442059
U srs?

>>71442099
yes it is

>>71442081
>>71442081
New
>>71442081
>>71442081

when did it become quarter to midnight?

>>71442109
Yes we have a Skype call and she talks dirty and I wank, TOP NOTCH orgasm after a month's' break but it is a pain to wait so long.

>>71442099
yes it is
without struggle there is no life and nothing to overcome.

Communism creates a false reality, a cardboard and concrete utopia; fragile and teetering delicately above the Abyss.

>>71442147
a minute or two ago

>>71441843
>"Don't be a typical male. Go to the doctor" he said
he was probably a lefty cuck. don't care

>>71442106
fuck off proto-yank

>>71442201
did you just assume his national identity?