/brit/

i do enjoy watching an anime every now and then sincerely

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>>71436524

Dont ever made thread again OP.

need a bf

need a bf

what an awful OP

can tell you don't make threads often

>>71436588
Learn some English before you start talking shit, twat.

fuck off chester you piece of shit

>>71436608
>>71436611
now kiss

>shaving to the skin

Fuck that. Stubble is the way to go.

>most women like stubble as its not too much for the women that don't like beards but you also don't have a baby face
>women love to touch it, especially if you have a good jaw
>fine in professional settings
>makes you look more manly
>you don't look scruffy

I bought a beard trimmer and its the best fucking thing ever. Its got about 8 length settings that you just scroll through like a mouse scroll wheel and go to town.

Leaves it a perfect length all over and can go very close to the skin but still leave hair.

Always looks great afterwards, like getting a good haircut.

>>71436646

trumps days are numbered?

Xiaomi Piston earphones are for poor people, Northerners and non-whites.

>in the bathroom washing my face
>had my eyes closed whilst splashing water on me
>lost my balance and fell backwards, hitting my head on the wall
>head hurts really bad
>small cut which i've stopped bleeding

sat on the floor for a few minutes because i felt dizzy
do i need to go to a doctor or anything?

lads i went for a "massage" today and while I did get wanked off, the main thing I took away is that I have felt knackered all afternoon and evening

is this supposed to happen

>>71436660
yeh i count 4548958 so far

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Reminder that 7' is the manlet cutoff for under 25s

>>71436538
i meant killing yourself at all would be awful. Please go to therapy instead.

I usually grow my beard but keep it short and clean
keeping stubble means shaving every day which is annoying

>>71436608
poofter 1, meet poofter 2
>>71436611

>>71436654

t. scruff

State of this melt who posted in the old thread

>>71436639

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5PZUwNtTUA

so milo was definitely diddled as a kid and he's rationalised it to himself as a good thing

cannae evaluate distance properly
knocked into a wall thinking it wasnt as near

>>71436697
Would love to take the cunts legs from under him.

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>>71436697
would love to get my cane, whack his legs away and then beat the shit out of him

>tfw doomed to be a 6'2" manlet

just fucking end it.

>headphones

Imagine being a 14 year old Rasheed

Automatically ignore anyone who uses words in their post.

>>71436697
screaming

would really like to put my willy in a mouth right now

>>71436821
>cane

lol alri cripple

>>71436848
how about my bum mouth?

so where do you stand on the whole "bald vs shaved" debate?

might message the ex gf asking why she left me

quite proud i've managed to abstain from talking to her for about 2 months though, not sure if I should break that

people who wear headphones look stupid and you can also hear their music from a mile away

did a forward roll on my bed and fell on the floor

>tfw 5'8
>tfw never had any issues getting a gf

hmm

it's almost as if 4chan are just taking the piss because they're mad that their foreheads smack on the door frame

>>71436864
not if you're a bloke im afraid

Signs of a runt:

You call French toast 'eggy bread'
You call baguette 'French stick'

>>71436907
I'm 5'9 and its a joke height, literally a childs height

Doubt people take you seriously unless you're seriously good looking

>>71436918
dont trust this post at all

>>71436890
They're also niggers.

>>71436916
you'll get a stick in a minute mate

*seductively drapes a slice of parma ham into my mouth*
*winks at you*

>>71436873
If I was losing my hair I'd shave my head and grow a beard.

If it eventually receded right to the back of my head I'd probably bic it.

>>71436916
gonna put my french stick in yer maw's arse

>>71436916
>You call French toast 'eggy bread'
these are different things you utter mong
french toast is sweet because it's eggs and sugar, eggy bread is just eggs
now get out of my sight

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listening to the latest /brit/ podcast

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>>71436697

>>71436953
*snatches it away just before you bite down, accidentally knocking out 4 of your teeth*

fuck off you vile racist cunts

>>71436970
audiophiles should kill themselves

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>>71436967

>>71436880
DO NOT!

>>71436953
>parma ham
Impressive! You must be from London!

>>71436934
I'm average looking

it must be my personality and charm that attracts people to me

friends actively ignoring me now. It's like I don't exist to them anymore.

>>71436970
i use this setup on the tube tbqh, carry a car-battery in my backpack.

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rate the 'esco shop lads

>there are people who upload random videos of their everyday life to Liveleak as though it were Youtube

Madness.

>>71436697
He's a big guy

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>when you listen to a horrid post

*ignores him*

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Well lads?

>>71436970
average /g/ battlestation minus some anime dolls or posters

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It's unfair to expect people to hate the symbol of the swastika when it's designed to look so visually appealing

There's a reason why people doodle and draw it everywhere, and it's not because loads of people are edgy nazis, it's because it's a nice looking shape

>>71437042
certainly not the worst of /brit/, bit of runt-fodder in there though. Also never got the 'crumbed-ham' meme tbqh.

hate being a 'let

>>71437001
that's wrong, just like your stupid virgin post

>>71436967
why would you ever have non-sweet french toast? is this some austerity recipe?

lads are jappos an acceptable ethnic group to fall in love with a member of

>>71437042

>crumbed ham

nah, not a fan. otherwise ok

someone remind me in 12 minutes to get the pizza out the oven

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best mate just sent me this

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>>71437066
>implying

>>71437058
dont care

>>71437096
you're a big idiot

>>71437096
>working class runt projecting his awful, eggy life onto others

>french toast has sugar added to it
What a fucking mong

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Might post this in /brit/

>>71437098
cos it tastes nice
>>71437122
dont you EVER speak to me like that again

>>71437058
Cyclists. They're always in the fucking wrong.

>>71437085
its sad honestly because its a universal solar symbol

>>71437140
mate..

He's right

French Toast = Sweet

Eggy Bread = Savoury

Now jog on you aspie runt.

>>71436654
Can never trust a permanently stubbled man.

Real stubble exists only as a temporary state before being clean shaven. Women like it because it shows you're so busy with other, more important things in your life that your haven't found the time to shave. They like that you're dedicated to other stuff and you've presumably got important things going on (obviously this doesn't apply if you dress like a hobo).

Being permanently shaven means you actually go out of your way to look in that worn-down, semi-dishevelled state. By purposely grooming yourself to look like that you invalidate what that look actually is.

How can you trust someone who lies like that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVZGpeZjDiA

>>71437140
think you should, theyll get a kick out of it

>>71437148
you're a massive idiot

>>71437058
Moron cyclist.
>ah yes let's just cut inside this turning car that is clearly indicating
>I'll also make a scene that it's the driver's fault
>whilst taking liberties on the road every day
>whilst not paying any road tax

Cyclists should be strung up tbrh (to be really honest)

>>71437174
*flies off the handle*

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can someone explain this joke to me?

>go to the gym
>there's always this one skinny guy with longish hair doing cardio

he has a nice arse too
perhaps he's a trap or something
hmm

is it rude to chat people up at the gym?

>car-cucks

not even once.

>>71437168
I always come in with weekend stubble on Mondays and sometimes even rock it until the Wednesday even though I just sat in my flat all weekend haha

I cycle on the sidewalk
fuck walkers

>>71437183
>>71437152
Not a cyclist but the taxi driver was in the wrong. 1 cyclist passes, should be aware at this point. Another is halfway through passing when he turns his indicators on and doesn't even check his mirrors.

Poor driving form, not quite sure how he got his license

>>71437170
>the intonation of his voice

FUCK OFF.

*slaps another slice of parma ham down me gullet*

>>71436654
agreed lad

stubble > clean shaven > beard

>>71437192
It's so fucking simple only an idiot couldn't get it

>car-cucks stuck in rush hour traffic in their sweat boxes
>weave between them all without breaking a sweat
>get to work 5 times quicker than they do

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>he's a cager
>he's irrationally angry and violent
like pottery

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>safe motorways

>>71437237
good lad

>>71437228
good post

>>71437224
>sidewalk

foy

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Average brexit voter

>cagers

LOL. I slow down and cycle in the middle of the lane for the angry ones

'BEEP BEEP'. LOL. Mr Goldstein will have to wait !!!

>>71437194
You're allowed to chat pretty much anyone up in any scenario apart from when they're working a service job, because they're obligated to be nice and friendly and don't want to get a bad review but also want to be professional

mechanicucks fuck off
biogods only, now excuse me, i need to go walking somewhere

>>71437228
Fuck off Wiggins, you fucking mincer

>muh car
>muh bike
>muh walking

*laughs at you while on the bus*

>>71437251
big fan of this image.

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>>71437042
>everyday value eggs
False economy. Three of those runts barely equals a mouthful. Full of blood clots or whatever thos rank brown lumps are in eggs as well. Splash out on big free range ones and you'll have some decent ham and cheese omelettes.

That 2 packs of ham/roast beef/etc for £3 is good though. Getting some of that action myself in a week. Roast beef and hot horseradish sarnies.

Love bike lads

t. skater

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>>71437273
>average remainer

literally how do you shave without completely getting it off

>>71437287
>he rides in the runt-wagon

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Trains are the superior form of land travel

eaten a lot of parma ham tonight it must be said

he was a sk8r boi
said c u l8r boi

>>71437342
TAF
N
U
C

>>71437259

>his job doesn't require him to be clean shaven

>>71437318
electric shaver i guess.

genuinely prefer the winter

not even on some edgy thing, I like how the cool air feels, its better for exercising because I don't sweat loads have it irritate my skin and there isn't heaps on insects swarming my room whenever I open my window

>>71437318
electric razor or scissors

why are all canadias such lefty cucks

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>cyclist cucks have to manually pedal their vehicles to get to work
>They get all sweaty and stink when they get to work
>girls laugh at them for being so feminine
>Weave in and out of them on my motorbike
>Get to work ten times quicker
>Their gf starts trying to chat me up when I get iff my bike and walk into work in my expensive leather jacket

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

>cycling through that bit near big ben

love seeing spanish twats running in fear after I cycle into them at full speed because their retarded eyes cannot see the red light

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public transport > cycling > walking > car

prove me wrong, runts

>>71437385
>being an organ donor

>>71437385
motorbikes are extremely fun but I would never want to drive them on the same roads as hotheaded motorists who might try to murder me at any second

>>71437273

kek

>>71437385
>motorised-fedoras

wew

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>>cyclist cucks have to manually pedal their vehicles to get to work
>>They get all sweaty and stink when they get to work
>>girls laugh at them for being so feminine
>>Weave in and out of them on my motorbike
>>Get to work ten times quicker
>>Their gf starts trying to chat me up when I get iff my bike and walk into work in my expensive leather jacket

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>he doesn't commute by plane
lol

>>71437405
>public transport
>ever

what are you, poor?

>>71436697
he looks incredibly frail

if he played pro hoops i rekon he would get his legs broken

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>>71437385
this is the true patrician post
but I don't like those Japanese racing bikes

>>71437389
Estonia is Russia

>>71437385
>can't hotbox is vehicle
what's the point

>>71437442
alri D. Barilov

gf just ate an entire bag of chocolates she said she was saving for me

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Might have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Pic related is the jelly.

That's right. I'm calling it jelly.

buses are the future

this is an undeniable fact

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>earth cucks

>>71437445
didn't know they had internet out in the wilderness

>he commutes to work
>he doesn't work at home

screeching at the lot of you

>>71437437
mopeds are pretty comfy actually if you want something for the city with storage space

havent pooed today

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>Train, plane and bike autists all in one thread
Oh boy

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>he doesn't work from home

only commute i do is when i go for a shit

*walks in on you*

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>he doesn't get to work on his C5

Lol

> he works
> he "commutes" somewhere
> he leaves the house
> he leaves his room
> he leaves his bed

might play some bus simulator

screeching

>>71437445
yes, and there's nothing wrong with that

>>71437489
>rocket
I thought that lot were more into mortars.

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>>71437273
>this obese 46-year old eating a pie is on the bunch against arsenal in the last 16 of the FA cup

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>weaves through cars while you're stuck in traffic
>catches you on helmet cam bashing your steering wheel and hooting in anger like a chimpanzee
>uploads it to private london cyclists facebook group

nothin personnel cager

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>>71437499
lets get things moving now

here's a 100% pure objective list straight off the presses

>working in the same building you sleep in, ruining the mental distinction between work and rest
>living in isolation from other humans for 5 days a week

aaah yes, sounds brilliant.

feels good knowing I can run over any cyclist on the road and not get in any trouble where I live

>>71437496
thats a scooter

a moped is literally just a bicycle with an engine slapped on

>>71437273
Looks Scottish to me.

>>71437423
*Hits the rev limiter whilst I pass you and you get scared and fall off your bike*

Haha, eat dirt, baby

*Puts on aviators, does a wheelspin and wheelies off into the distance*

>>71437562
How many of you cucks have died in London this week?

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>>71437489

>>71437557
VANARAMA

VANARAMA

cycling gives you ED and gives you a feminine figure

>>71437058
he's legally responsiblehe should have checked his mirrors
but that cyclist is a prick for going inside him

>>71437578
it's okay I don't like people anyway

>>71437542
Do you have a wheel and pedals? Been thinking about getting that and/or Truck Simulator.

>>71437385
I would honestly like a bike but I've not long since passed my driving test and that was enough of a ball ache.

isn't there a set amount of time I have to have been driving before I can get a bike or something, or am I just limited to engine size?

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pancake day next Tuesday.
going to cook some pancakes with the lads. might even whip up a batch of salted butter caramel to take with me and impress those cunts.

>>71437632
yeah got a gear stick too

>when you're forced to see flabby car-cucks in their cheap suits, vaping out the window whilst you walk to work

Fuck's sake.

>>71437592
scooters are called mopeds here
basically everything with a motor that isn't quite a motorbike is called a moped.

cycling in London is the safest
bike lanes, cars are used to cyclists, slow traffic, narrower roads

as opposed to cycling in some deano shitsville where rasheed in his audi A3 tries to kill you or in the countryside where hemmingsworth the third tries to kill you in his range rover turbo ultra

Has the skinny jeans meme ended yet? Wouldn't mind buying some jeans that are actually comfortable to wear.

feeling a bit... down

>>71437645
fascinating
*walks away and talks to somebody else*

>>71437578
>isolation from other humans
This was always my ambition, and it has been realised beyond my wildest dreams.

peanut butter and jam sandwiches are really great

>>71437489
ROCKET MAN
BURNIN OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE

>imagine being a human

screeching

>>71437645
>not eating pantriciancakes (crepe with lemon juice & sugar)

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>>71437645
>tfw not at home
>tfw no one is going to make pancakes for me this year

are pedestrians the ultimate runts?

>>71437671
no one likes skinny jeans any more
just get slim fit

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>be cyclist
>die of testicular cancer

assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
se sei stella fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
oooh oooh!

shadilay! shadilay! la mia libertà
shadilay! shadilea oh nooo
shadilay! shadilay! oh sogno o realtà
shadilay! shadilay! oh nooo
vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
io mi fermerò
sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
io ti crederò

armonia metallica, concreta realtà
videoclip elettronico, elogio di civiltà
confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
se sei stella fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
oooh oooh

shadilay! shadilay! la mia libertà
shadilay! shadilay! oh nooo
shadilay! shadilay! oh sogno o realtà
shadilay! shadilay! oh nooo
vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
io mi fermerò
sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
io ti crederò

>>71437645
>if I say cunt this will sound less bent
It didn't btw

>>71437708
no they're the best since they're actually getting exercise and doing what their body is designed to do

just made brownies

snuck a few chocolate chips in xx

>>71437712
To me they're the same thing

>>71437671

yes

>tfw sitting in my comfy car with leather seats, climate control, protection from the elements, music, and can go very fast.

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fukc

>>71437611
He's a fucking tail end.

>>71437708
no, that would be anyone that drives a cycleable distance or anyone that buys a car on finance.

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almost kind of sad how predictable cagers are

>>71437611
PUT UP...ORSHUTTHEFUCKUP

>>71437675
*kisses you on the lips*

if you can't fit all your worldly possessions in one draw you're a filthy hoarder

>>71437732
they're not
skinny is like skin tight
slim just contours to the legs without looking like a baggy autistic mess.

>>71437717
I did some research yesterday

apparently the whole cyclists get erectile dysfuntion thing is proven untrue

>>71437728
cycling is more exercise than walking unless you're one of those go slow runts who doesn't pump it

>>71437748
would cycle on this

>>71437676
do you want to come too?

>>71437698
they will also be on the menu.

>>71437723
if having fun with my mates is bent then im as bent as chester.

>>71437785
alri dad

>>71437748
aaah yes, the fabled Chinese building standards at work.

>>71437633
Nah I've got a motorbike and never driven a car in my life

If you're over 24 you can get any bike you want

If you're over 19 but under 24 you can do your A2 licence and get a restricted bike. Then after two years you can upgrade (but you have to do the same test again..)

>>71437768
>healthier
>get bollock cancer at the age of 25
>get run over by a car
>feminine toned body because too much cardio

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REMINDER

Did you know that the average Western European male consumes around 101g of added sugars a day; double the 50g limit recommended by the world health organisation

>>71437799
cycling is also bad for you
also with walking you don't have to break a sweat

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would only be a cager if I had the money to buy an S-Class or something similar

>>71437830
Fuck off yankee doodle

hate runts who make multiple replies in the same post

Did you know that I don't care

>>71437847
not me, sugar (well, at least Fructose) is poison. Wise up kiddos.

>>71437862
>breaking a sweat cycling
hello fatty

>>71437869
Alright Deano? You could look at leasing one

>>71437799
>cyclecucks are so stupid they don't know the difference between testicular cancer and ed

>>71437830
>too much cardio

yanks

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hello eternal ally.

>>71437869
'sheed

for real though, memes aside, too much sugar is added to food these days and people seem so unaware of it, which is a serious problem

what if my job is 40 miles away

should I walk it?

I reckon I'd easily heem approx. 37% of you in one (1) blow, 52% of you in two (2 blows) and under 90% in under five (5) blows, Canadian posters being the biggest obstacle

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>cycling gives you a feminine body

>>71437938
move closer to it

>>71437869
sick german whip are deano la where you leasing it from are kid

>>71437862
I'm actually fit so I don't break a sweat unless i choose to.

>cycling is bad for you
nope

>>71437890
obviously I know the difference, I just gave you the benefit of the doubt and ASSUMED you were being stupid on purpose

you do know you don't sit on your balls right? how exactly would you get testicular cancer?

>>71437921
may I get a blank version of this please?

>>71437830
>>feminine toned body because too much cardio
>Not wanting this
Gay

>>71437957
literally a woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrmvBHMpYLI

otter mode is best mode

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>n-no such thing as too much cardio

>>71437957
you're not on steroids like he is though are you? Of course someone on as much shit as he is is going to be big

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me.

thoughts?

Cycling causes erectile dysfunction

Bikecucks are limp-dicked little lyrca wearing sissues

someone is posting pictures of girls with nipples that are superthicc on /tv/ and I can't get enough of them

lads how much money will i get for trading in a DSi at game?

>>71438050
£3.50

>>71438050
like £5 at the very most

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>Milo
gay nonce
>Sargon
raising his wife's son unironically, also defended Elliot Rodger
>Molyneux
literally a cult leader with mommy issues
>Alex Jones
alcoholic who unironically thinks Sandy Hook was staged used actors
>Paul Joseph Watson
fairly average northern bloke who happens to speak in a funny way


guess which one gets relentlessly memed and bullied by the right and the left together?

I hate you all

http://i.imgur.com/L3YYCE0.gifv

how can you call this a 1st world country?
disgusting

>>71438020
by the logic of this picture you could post a 3rd shot of a bodybuilder and imply he is the most healthy

left is better for performing marathons, right is better for performing sprints

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>>71437651
I play flight sim FSX with stick and throttle, flew from Memphis to St. Louis today, but it's getting a bit boring. Scenery always looks shite from the cockpit, like pic related. Take off and flying around is too easy. Landing is impossible.

>>71438050
nothing once I've picked you up by your ankles and taken all the proceeds.

>>71437969
not going to do your research for you, retard. search "testicular cancer and cycling"

prefer crepes to american pancakes

>>71438078
>mommy
fuck off yank

why do cager gym runts think cycling is bad?

>>71438029
>Cycling causes erectile dysfunction
literally untrue lmao

>>71438078
>bullied
It's just a bit of banter grow a spine you little nancy boy.

PJW isn't Northern.

>>71438029
cyclists are such cucks
but before i continue let me first pay my road tax, my MOT, my car insurance and make sure i have enough money saved up for petrol for the rest of the month

>>71438078
His voice is a worse trait than all of the others combined.

>>71438083
think health was the main point of that image in showing that sprinters are healthier than marathoners. cardio to that extent fucks your joints and hormones

>>71438107
lel

in other words, you don't know

>>71438078
never heard of any of these e-celebs

Jon Richardson documentary on C4 now. His wife is from my home town.

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ah yes let me pay £500000 a month to die a horrible death

>>71437632
I love ETS2
it's great if you join people playing multiplayer and go on drives
there is this streamer that has 25k+ followers and he always does streams and I occasionally join them

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MAYNE

>>71438213
that's a strong lamp post

>>71438168
just because they look nicer doesn't necessarily imply they are healthier
lots of sprinters are on sterioids, which are bad for your hormones and heart

nice to see so many cyclists on /brit/

>>71438216
I think I've seen a vid by that streamer. Does he talk about how his wife is sick of him pointing out Scania truck IRL?

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>accidentally ordered grilled wings instead of fried

>>71438227
you secretly fancy him dont you?

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>>71438078
he is a but pawn of the final boss of the anti-globalist movement

PJW is a thick Northern runt who literally used to clean toilets before he started making shitty videos and got noticed by Alex Jones

http://content.tfl.gov.uk/bicycles-on-public-transport.pdf

cager ragers on lockdown

we can even use trains

>>71438250
it does though. I am assuming both a marathoner and sprinter are natty

>>71438258
nope
he's a canadian university student and has a gf (last time I drove with him)
and at times I was one of the few people that would regularly have talking privileges in his ETS2MP teamspeak channel
might get back into it

redpill me on st vincent

>PJW lives in Battersea

I want to get a selfie

SCREAMING
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2684947/Men-cycling-nine-hours-week-six-times-likely-develop-prostate-cancer-study-finds.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2684947/Men-cycling-nine-hours-week-six-times-likely-develop-prostate-cancer-study-finds.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2684947/Men-cycling-nine-hours-week-six-times-likely-develop-prostate-cancer-study-finds.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2684947/Men-cycling-nine-hours-week-six-times-likely-develop-prostate-cancer-study-finds.html
>cyclings good bro

>>71438311
doesn't

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NEBAH HERDER ANY ER THESE EASER LEBS

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>be cager
>crash

>>71438283
>thick
he's working class

the left used to look out for lads like PJW

>>71438363
>dailymail

Trash

They said weed causes thousands of deaths a year too

>>71438363
>daily mail

get back to me when you can post conclusive evidence from an actual journal lmao state of yanks

*sings a song*

NOT looking forward to these grilled wings

I do NOT like change

What a waste of £10

Paul Joseph Watson is in this thread

>>71438415
hey, I've heard that before. Where's it from?

>>71438455
no I am not

*doesn't answer you*

>>71438455
greetings

>f-fake news bro
state of cyclecucks. if they had only read the article they would know the research was not done by the daily mail

>Cagers

ah yes

>let me pay my MOT
>let me pay my road tax
>let me pay my fuel
>let me pay my maintenance
>let me get stuck in traffic
>let me get road rage
>let me crash and die
>let me spend a fortune on insurance
>let me pay parking
>let me get my car keyed
>let me get my car stolen
>let me stop at traffic lights
>can't to use shortcuts
>can't go down 1 way streets
>let me get fat and get cancer and diabetes

>>71438446
what else did you get mate

>>71438455
this is NOT an argument

>>71438446
give us a peek mate

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cbe_1484677660

>>71438483
>unrionically posting the daily mail as scientific evidence

be honest, you are just a triggered fat cunt who is mad there are healthy people here

*pets you*

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Found this gif on Twitter.

>>71438483
so? there is pretty soon not a single thing the daily mail has not accused of causing cancer

it is NOT a reputable source on this matter

why does PJW live in London

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>>71438446
Dire, I know

I don't like to leave the house

I was meant to get 20 fried wings and then I'd eat half of them for lunch tomorrow

HWNDU UK spinoff when?

>>71438518
Cartel make ISIS look like a Disney film

>>71438531
>be honest, you are just a triggered fat cunt who is mad there are healthy people here
Yanks DESTROYED.

>>71438531
>>71438551
it isn't the daily mail, interestingly enough
>fake news!!!!

dumb cager ragers talking about disproven ER

dumb cager ragers have cancer and diabetes from being so sedimentary

>>71438564
Replied to mh own post lol

>>71438511
>>71438494

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>>71438595

going to manufacture a marijuana cigarette

>>71438575
what's the point?

it would just be full of literal rasheeds and jamals in london playing their shitty music and BRAP BRAP BRAPPING for 4 years

>dailymail.co.uk
>not the daily mail

that's a thinker

driving is for deanos and rasheeds

you lads have convinced me to get a bike

just think of all the damage i can do to my spuds