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cara

Lads

Sex with a 17 year old

Y/N

>>71400720
>>71400727
11 seconds

>>71400727
this 2bh love ya caralad :3
also reply on skype

the smiths are shite

>>71400751
what sort of retarded question is that

*feels an unholy presence*

t-thailad?

need a bf

>>71400766
BAD post

honestly just need to get my act together, grow some balls and kill myself pronto

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>>71400751
Not unless you're also a 17 year old.

>>71400751

She's of legal age, what's the problem?

*spies on you*

>>71400727
his 2bh

>>71400806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsntlJZ9h1U

>>71400781

adam and eve not adam and steve ok mate ahahah x

After watching Black Mirror, I got the impression that the UK is a cyberpunk wasteland tbqh

started treating the 17 year old sex kitten badly when she fell in lovely and now she moved on

fuck sakes

"the fascists of the future will be called anti-fascists"

>>71400806
hang in there new zealand lad :3

>>71400751
nonce

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POST CHOONS LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsjzcT1QKYs

i don't cry when my dog runs away

idon'tgetangryatthebillsihavetopay

**bam!**

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>work tomorrow

>>71400836
smelly dago

>>71400730

MUH

>>71400850

:) x

>>71400754
sent x

>>71400758
>>the spread of fake and a strong possibility that Russia is intentionally undermining the West by funding the said movement that spread propaganda on the internet, /r/ireland users are cautious on the intents behind posting immigration-related posts

leftism is a mental disease

>>71400836
we're a rainy little island full of miserable cunts and pakis

>>71400790
How feasible is the inhaling helium method?

>>71400869
My favourite choon from New Zealand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teyy1A_AJso

>>71400836
it is a documentary after all

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work tomorrow

>>71400898
as if im going to order some helium tank and mask

probably just hang myself or split my artieries open if i'm feeling edgy

worst thing about /r/OnOff/ is the shit quality of the cameras, you can never even get a proper look at the girl's minge ffs

quality night of playing rocket league and smoking weed

>>71400914

Nice

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IMPORTANT

http://www.strawpoll.me/12376113

>>71400960
you wanna get on pornhub, some of it is even in HD

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no work tomorrow

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very, VERY lonely lads

r/MiddleEasternHotties

https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassing/

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Good morning britainese

>>71400869

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2qgr8WMKM

/thread

Don't forget to install shrive malware remover lads

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>>71400971
>not playing dark souls and smoking crack

r/rollingmachines

>>71400978
part time work that isn't a clothing store or on that level

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new zealand?

playin destiny and smoking heroin

>>71400990
link a nigga up

>>71401024
girl looks wife material imo
very wholesome

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Shopping for clothes used to give me so much anxiety.
Half the time I didn't even want to try things on, so I wouldn't have to look at myself in the mirror.
If something didn't fit I would break down in the dressing room;
I would pull and tug at the fabric, at my own body in the hopes that I could change it.
But the more I started to accept the body I had?
The more I started to see my body for MINE? For something that I was now in charge of taking care of? For something that loved me and, despite everything I put it through, kept trying to keep me safe?
I realized that if a pair of pants didn't fit that body? There were a fuck-ton of other pants out there that WOULD fit it.
If that pink dress that I picked out — In the size I usually wear — was so skin-tight I could hardly move?
ITS OKAY!
If I couldn't zip another one up past the booty?
ITS NOT MY BODY'S FAULT!
It's 1000000% OKAY FOR A PIECE OF CLOTHING NOT TO FIT YOU!
It doesn't make your body wrong, it simply means the next size will be better. If you try on a pair of shoes that don't fit, do you try to shrink your feet? HELL NO, you just go find another size!
YOUR WORTH IS NOT DETERMINED BY THE SIZE TAG ON YOUR CLOTHES.
Your ferocity cannot be measured by a dress size. Find what fits, and rock the shit out of it. (Watch my whole shopping adventure on my story!)⬅
•SIDE NOTE: I know that I benefit sooo much from thin privilege, in that there WILL be a size up that fits my body. I have never experienced not being able to find my size, and for those of you who DO experience that? That shit is so fucked up and must be so so hard. I cannot speak for you or pretend to know what that's like. But you are so much more valuable than a stupid designers size range. Your body is glorious and wherever you shop, you deserve to feel AMAZING. Your body's not wrong, boo, society is

>>71401040
doesn't she date an asian guy? disgusting

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aotearoa?

>>71401072
pornhub dot com

all the minge you need

i cant stop watching gore videos on /gif/
help

>>71400794
nonce

what colour were your eyes and hair when you were a child?

had light hair and eye that turned dark lol

i drinking Irish breakfast tea without milk and sugar now.

>>71401100
i meant a link to the on/off specifically you fucking plum

Hehe

/brit/ Axiom 1:

-In a thread with at least 50 posts, at least one came from someone wanking it while writing.

>yfw rim blaire white
feels bad

>>71401138
heh

what do they call an irish coffee in ireland? just coffee?

>>71401136
dont even know what that means lad im just shitposting

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me vaping

>>71400781
post your stonkin' todger

>>71401126
Disgusting

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/feb/16/woolly-mammoth-resurrection-scientists


are you guys ready for zoos to have dinosaurs n shit

once we master mammoths its only a matter of time until some crazy bastards clone a t-rex

>>71401161
アイリッシュ・コーヒー
Irish Coffee desu lad

>>71401012
Where can i find a Yokai?

>>71400975
tralee mentioned

northern englands economy subsists on scratchcards

>>71401161
>Irish coffee is a cocktail consisting of hot coffee, Irish whiskey, and sugar, stirred, and topped with thick cream. The coffee is drunk through the cream.

never seen one

must be a bawstawn thing

colombia is more developed than britain

>>71401236
you can order it everywhere here too

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>>71401203
man moths?

NEED A blaire white gf

>>71401236
sounds a bit complex, its just a regular coffee how you like it but with whiskey

>>71401189
Why

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How'd you fix Britain?

Catch: Your proposal can't get you laughed out of a pub.

>>71401291
>>71401144
bender

Why does Ireland have concrete roads? soviet-tier

business idea: walk to the 24hr booze garage and do a cheeky relapse

found a single white hair on the side of my head, bit disconcerting

>>71401302
move all immigrants into birmingham, wall it off and start afresh

>>71401326
>concrete roads

we don't though

some city side streets are

>>71401236
Quite common here
In halls at uni we did a poverty version by just making normal coffee and putting Baileys in it

>>71401315
What's there to be confused about? she is a woman and it's natural for a straight guy to be aroused by a woman...regardless of what's between her legs she's a woman, ppl need to stop thinking like real ignorant transphobic ppl do and use common sense and logic where the definition of gender doesn't mention genitalia determining gender.

>>71401291
paki

>>71401302
>Automate all industry
>Introduce UBI
>Make all our energy renewable
>Borrow money to do all this
>Wait for the global economic system to break down and forget about the debt

>>71401326
we have concrete highways

>>71401393
>21
Why do all these guys who are into politics look at least 15 years older than they actually are?

Think I might be Celiac yet I literally live off pizza, pasta and other floury shit

Dunno how that works how I can suddenly become celiac

>>71401418
oh say can you see

>>71401302
privatise everything, let Scotland and wales become their own countries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yABu-dYfEhI

i'm a big gay bastard

>>71401074
>doesn't make me less valuable

t. someone desperate to be valued

how transparent

>>71401436
Oi, Italy isn't a third world shit hole

got called a faggot because i cross my legs when i sit

>>71401298
Tea is meant to have sugar and milk.

>>71401498
enjoy your varicose veins

swallowed the entire french army t bh

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Cute boys

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>no stalinists please

>>71401504
no sugar in breakfast tea

>>71401504
yous wouldn't know tea is la

Wish England, Wales, Scotland, NI showed up instead of British flags so I knew who I was talking to desu.

>>71401534
Stop being a tankie
t.AnCom

Just finished cleaning a bit of sick off my carpet and piss in my bin from houseparty at the weekend. Cigarette burns on the carpet and coke on my desk too
Extremely unhappy bunny right now

trying to get my parents to live healthy lives for at least another 15 or so years because i know that within 15-20 years a lot of the problems that make old peoples lives bad now will be a thing of the past

>>71401355
A guy without half his teeth in the crowd asks: 'Which immigrants? Asians?'

>>71401458
After you turn around, you get bottled by someone with a facepainted English flag.

>>71401417
*roaring applause*

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fuck this.

Reminder this is a punjana general

>All I want to do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes

>All I want to do when I wake up in the morning is see you rise

which one is it?

>>71401564
would get reddit flags if it only had them desu

>>71401592
you mean punjabi general amirite

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>>71401588
Start a communsit revolution that's how we fix Britain

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>>71401573
can't understand your commie dribble

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the gf

>>71401118
child: black hair black eyes
adult: black hair black eyes

us marshalls was the first time i saw starbucks and I thought it was a fake company made for the movie

had no idea about product placement my eye was stapled shut

>>71401618
you can just select them you know, you don't have to select a county

don't get how it's "reddit" anyway

>mum is really sick
>have to support her now

time be be a man and not an autist lads

Reading the art of war

i believe it goes

>all i want to do is have some fun until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard

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>don't get how it's "reddit" anyway

>>71401118
Blue eyes light brown hair as child
Green eyes dark brown hair as adult

>>71401658
Need sauce

>>71401573
do you hate white people

what do you think of communists that hate white people

>>71401379
kek exactly the same, we thought that was the real thing though

>>71401664
yeah but I don't want to see people's autistic town and county flags

>>71401699
>do you hate white people
No
>what do you think of communists tha dislike white people
Dumb rascists desu fuck idpol

>>71401694
haha he posted it again boys!

great banter deano lad!

>>71401118
blonde hair blue eyes
red hair blue eyes

>>71401658
imagine gf

This general is better than /fr/ desu

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found yer maw

>>71401118
blond hair blue eyes
blond hair grey-blue eyes

>>71401118
Brown for all

got called lanky by a fat lass and i'm only 5'9. very strange desu

>>71401717
bit edgy

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>>71401111
quads confirm that >>71400794 is a nonce

>>71401737
Post pics of your boipucci then bby ;)

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Really would enjoy having a beautiful lady in my life to hug and kiss.

>>71401737
i used to lurk /fr/
was alri

>>71401750
5'9 is tall lad

>>71401696
Emma Roberts la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvI02P6waKI

>grill at work getting married - he's a wanker and she's unhappy
>we get on really well as there's no pressure on me since I know nothing will ever happen
>eventually grow attached but don't let on
>she recently has a bust up and they've split up
>wedding is off and she's single
>she started ending messages to me with more x's
>messages me out of the blue
>wants to go for a drink in a couple of weeks

Is it fucking happening!? I can't fuck this up if I just act like I have been all along right?

>>71401791
maybe in pikeyville, ireland you hobgoblin

>>71401664
it virtually lets you tripfag if you use a very specific regional flag
if it were just forced to the UK countries that wouldn't happen

>norniron

>>71400497

WTF I love Poo Peeland now

>>71401811
Most lusted after men in the world

Feels good

>>71401439
happened to my brother when he was about 30, can't even drink beer anymore the poor bugger

>>71401805
be cool mate

don't hype it up or your happiness will become dependent on a positive outcome

keep it casual, as if you've a hundred other birds blowing up your phone

>>71401803
C-cute
>>71401812
Many gloucstershire flags? I don't want to tripfag

is the new season of its always sunny any good?

It must really suck being a short arse.

I'm 6ft and have a good mix of feeling tall and feeling average.

Anyone here short? How do you feel about it?

Greek default soon lads

>>71401906
most of them are too scared to post as usual fucking manlets

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me as the cat, you as the rabbit. x

>>71401805
calm down keep cool and dont overthink stuff

>>71401906
5'9 powerhouse here

Feels good towering over the manlets

>there are northerners browsing this thread right now
Feel ill desu

>>71401914
I am Greek

>>71401906
I'm 5'7 and I enjoy being small and cute
>Lanklets will never know this feel

>>71401906
fairly short, but im skinny af so i kind of look taller

>>71401878
I don't 'ditflag so I wouldn't know but you can choose what flags you want to display. if there aren't any gloucstershite flags just use the england one or something

>>71401906
I'm 6'1" but my best mate is 6'5" so always makes me look like a right short arse, so even though I'm not short, I feel like it quite regularly

Kinda bad feel desu

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>>71401780

>>71401974
>tfw short
>tfw not cute
Gonna do a suicide lads

>>71401716
i thought you couldn't be racist to white people?

>>71401990
i'm 6'2 and my mate is 6'3
>tfw not the tallest
at least my other mates are all manlets

>>71401906
I'm 6"5 and when I see a lad taller than me I feel inferior. Don't know how manlets survive

The national lotteries click bait emails are beginning to annoy me.

>>71401906
i'm 6'2" but my little brother (18) is 5'4"

sometimes think about smothering him in his sleep to take away the pain he will surely endure throughout his life

>>71402006
>implying regressive leftists are communists
No actual communists dislike identity politics

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>mfw wog

>>71401906
5'10" and couldn't give a toss

Unless you're like 5'2" who gives a shit? even then really, who cares

>>71401930
cute :3

small pets are so much nicer than doggos

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Are guitars hand fedoras?

>>71401967
ogre soon

>>71401906
my shortest m8 is the biggest normie out of everyone

>>71401906
Also how manlets always look so shit once they put weight on.

If you're tall and you put weight on you look stocky and built and can pull it off but when you are short you look like a pudgy oompa loompa and end up with a fat arse like a woman.

>>71402016
what's funny is I was taller than him until about 15, then he just shot up in height, and I didn't :-//

>>71401974
6'1" and unironically would like to experience this feel for a week or so, always feel like a beanstalk walking around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cDLflyQ8TA

milo ravaged

>>71402049
*speaks in scottish*

hahaha look how cool I am xDDDDDD

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>British

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>>71402103
Stop giving e celebs attention

>>71402049
i buy the ritz crackers ones

overpayed
oversexed
and over here!

>>71402115

Alri nip-kun?

>>71402088
this
even fat cunts can look impressive if they're tall

Talking to a Russian girl and whilst I know what the constant ")" means, it's annoying the tits off me) haha)

>>71402115
>gif
fuck off

>>71402049
as much as people that type in scottish dialect need to be gassed, pretty good point tbf

>>71402049
>>71402113
the majority of people that type like that are middle class dweebs who've never spoken a word of scots in their life

its a fad

>>71402115
genuinely thought that bloke was shooting at somebody and the person with the camera was gonna shoot him from behind

seen many a ISIS video with that kinda POV

Business idea: raise the bump limit on this thread to 1000 posts

>>71402168
w-what does it mean?
something lewd?

would you rather get bummed by milo or bum blaire white

>>71402159
Sauce
>>71402115
Me on the left

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Girls are icky.

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>tfw I'm a 6'6" fat bastard

>>71402152
>1 minute microwave meal

I'm a 8 day a week microwave meal eater, no microwave meals are 1 minute, that's bullshit

>>71402168
they are smiles)))
more smiles means more happiness))))))

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Cooking is all about confidence!

knicked the toppings off a stale pizza from last night.

tonight we eat like kings!

>>71402213
>>71402159
would quite like to put my willy between amanda love's funbags desu

>>71402189
why do middle class people want to be working class in this day and age?
even these antifa-commie twats are doing it

>>71402211
Reckon I'd do the latter, at least I'd maintain some dignity by being the dominant one even if it's a bloke.

Lads I need some Buckfast and munchie boxes in my life

https://youtu.be/v6Ftsc69DdI

>>71402205
said it before and i'll say it again

/int/ should have a 500 post limit and a 60 second cooldown, like /sp/

>>71402295
because the middle class belongs to the whites and whites have no culture

Being super tall isn't everything.

I know a guy who's like 6'5 but he's ugly with narrow shoulders, so looks like a skeleton and he slouches.

I'd rather be 6ft with broad shoulders and not look like a lampost.

>>71402211
Blaire White is quite peng though

>>7140229
they've grown up in sterility and have consequently become cultural parasites

>>71402333
i want to try the alky energy drinks they have in england

does america and australia have that kind of stuff?

>>71402365
>milo isnt

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>>71402274

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>he does the virgin walk in the virgin shoes

>>71402394
>milo
>peng
STOP

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>>71402249
Maybe you don't have Hormel Compleats?
Literally one minute.
They aren't refrigerated.
They ARE great*.


*Well not the breakfast ones.

New: >>>/tv/79602841.

was going to hold off on the junk food today but just had a half pack of ginger nuts, haha what am I like

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>get my dog tripe
>don't know what it is but he loves it
>smells absolutely vile
>figure its a cows stomach as it says 'beef tripe'
>google it so see if I'm right
>tripe RECIPES
>mfw people eat this shit

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487548586654.webm

>>71402372
We have 4Loco but it's not energy drinky anymore cuz people were dying or some shit

It's absolute shit and I puked from drinking less than half a can

>>71402431
the only people you see wearing those here are painfully american
half the time they're accompanied by cargo shorts and sweat-stained t-shirts

>>71402425
is that hiroshima

>people actually believe that yanks flew to the moon and drove a car round on it for a few days

Boggles the mind.

>>71401906

5'7 here, honest answer. Have a gf and pretty normie, gf is the same height as me but she's not bothered.

It's alright most of the time, but not really easy to ignore, and it'd be nice to be tall for a bit just to see how it is. Usually just don't worry about it since it's out of my hands, make a few jokes about it, but sometimes when I go through a depressive phase it can become a massive character flaw to give me a reason to kill myself. Before that it was having a big nose, being too skinny etc so maybe the problem isn't how I look but just depression in general. Who knows, I was never bullied or anything and people have said I'm attractive but the bad things always appear much bigger (haha) than the positive things

>>71402508
We also fit in a few rounds of golf

>>71402467
Highly inappropriate noncery.

>>71402486
That's exactly what I was thinking.

>>71402333
>Buckfast
it's disgusting and has loads of caffeine

>>71402508
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Laser_Ranging_experiment

>>71402538
you're not wrong, it's from a tom and jerry movie

>>71400781
Have been sitting down when I piss for the last 5 years
Won't sit on a public toilet seat though

>>71402556
th-that must be fake

>>71402550
The girl said one serving has as much caffeine as 6 cups of coffee

reminder that flat earther conspiracy theorists are now fundamentally associated with ignorant basketballer negroes

>>71402518
i used to be really insecure about my nose but like you said it's out of your control, you can sit and cry about or accept it's just who you are.
but honestly female attention does wonders from your confidence

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> I just pissed off someone very important and powerful where I work
Holy shit! I can't go back to being unemployed.

I haven't saved up enough. My parents are probably going to kick me out.

THIS is how I become homeless and eventually die alone on the streets.

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>tfw recurrent atypical depression
JUST

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>>71402586

>>71402556

>a couple of boxes mean blokes landed and buggered about on the moon

>>71402646
What did you do? is it the big boss you pissed off?

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Might go in the garden for a cheeky smoke and a wee. Love weeing in the garden. x

>>71402655
Whats the problem? I unironically do this at home cuz its comfy

>>71402646
>his parents would kick him out and not give him shelter in his time of need

haha your parents must be cunts

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487548767371.webm

wish I was hot and could dance

>>71402431
>the I wear asics to the gym

>>71402670
yes it does actually

>>71402698
>that
>dancing

nah

>>71402670
>Bill Nye, the harmless children's edu-tainer known as "The Science Guy," managed to offend a select group of adults in Waco, Texas at a presentation, when he suggested that the moon does not emit light, but instead reflects the light of the sun.

>As even most elementary-school graduates know, the moon reflects the light of the sun but produces no light of its own.

But don't tell that to the good people of Waco, who were "visibly angered by what some perceived as irreverence," according to the Waco Tribune.

Nye was in town to participate in McLennan Community College's Distinguished Lecture Series. He gave two lectures on such unfunny and adult topics as global warming, Mars exploration, and energy consumption.

>But nothing got people as riled as when he brought up Genesis 1:16, which reads: "God made two great lights -- the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars."

>The lesser light, he pointed out, is not a light at all, but only a reflector.

At this point, several people in the audience stormed out in fury. One woman yelled "We believe in God!" and left with three children, thus ensuring that people across America would read about the incident and conclude that Waco is as nutty as they'd always suspected.

This story originally appeared in the Waco Tribune, but the newspaper has mysteriously pulled its story from the online version, presumably to avoid further embarrassment.

>>71402698
disgusting normie slag desu

>>71402646
One of my co-workers called the plant lead a douchebag in front of HR on Friday.

>>71402646
Mental how some little mistakes or bad luck can utterly fuck you.

Like get a few too many speeding tickets and you could wind up losing everything in a chain reaction

>>71402683
I know loads plenty of people who have had that happen you sheltered little man child

rather not say

>>71402749
a few extra pounds

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>NEDERPOOP

>>71402728
>le crazy christians
Is this 2003 again?

LOVE cycling near police cars

all the angry cagers suddenly slow down, make a perfectly neat line and give me plenty of space to pass

don't want to upset Inspector goldstein now do we ;^)

>>71402747
>sheltered
nah my parents just aren't cunts

>muh individualism
fuck off

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>>71402803
NEED a Felix bf

>>71402804
me on top

>>71402645

Yeah it's a weird one, either I'm content with it or suicidal about it, so not sure it's even to do with my height. Not even the smallest guy I know, either, so feel bad for those lads.

I used to be proper smug and perfect growing up, or so I thought, until a crrtain stage so I think perceived imperfection is a big kick in the teeth to the self image I held for so long. Probably for the best

>>71402803
>tfw no gf (male)

>>71402728
tbf he had no reason to bring up that bible verse except to bait them

>>71402803
the fuck is that lad

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>race mixing is wro-

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>>71402820
WEW LAD

>>71402820

What's that between her legs?

>>71402820
>tfw I'm not a cute skinny twink

>>71402855
Never seen a vagina, lad?

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>>71402820

JANNNEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>71402845
NOT peng

Post cuteboys

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>>71402885

No.

>>71402845
pakis are similar to whites

Who else here /onlyreasonwhyidontkillmyselfisbecauseidontwanttoupsetmymum/?

*sees a canadian post*
hm ah yes

>>71401659
>>71401705
>>71401779
>>71402240
>>71402315
>>71402487
>>71402503
>>71402528

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>>71402905

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>>71402905

>>71402934
REEEEE FUCK OFF CUNT

>>71402941
WO IS THIS?

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>>71402905

>>71402941
Going to need sauce on that
>>71402970
No don't they're kids

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>>71402845
problem is they don't want to mix with white men

Why are there so many gays here

You can literally go out and suck any strange dick you weirdos

>real gaynonce hours
well this is new

>>71402970
paedo cunt

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>>71402905

was going to designate this monday a fapping day but all this gay shit is putting me off

>>71402998
I'm not gay
I'm roman gay

>>71403004
why his is arse so plump and feminine?

ey up, where did all these benders come from?

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Benders out.

>>71403041
Fags>>71403050
>>71403054

>>71402925
not really
t. paki

>>71402990
yea you're right it's pressure from family/culture
if you've been uni you'll know they're slaggy and love getting bleach'd

>>71403045
squats and skin care

(and maybe 'mones)

>2016
>not being bisexual
SAD!

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>71403045
yours isn't? :o

>>71403023
>this is a guy
crazy