the gf edition
cara is a cunt
TRAPS ARE NOT GAY
breton gf
>>71403219
THIS 2BH XDDDD
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FUCKING MUCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71403250
Righteous post
execution by gas chamber is still legal in 3 US states
>>71403250
This
hmm. . .
>>71403219
this 2bh
>>71403219
caralad our fucking saviour wooo <333333
your posts are the only thing that keeps me going xDDD
>>71403250
it's a little bit gay, but you're not really gay for liking them
though really it depends on how well the trap passes and also how feminine the penis is
>>71403262
YAAAASSSS GIRLL YAAAASSS
>>71403261
the forsworn shall rise again
need a bf
>strong jaw
>acne scarred to fuck
Ahh yes, the perfect trade off. How do I get rid of the scars?
>>71403261
>tfw no brythonic gf
why live
might go to the top of a mountain and break my leg so I can go on a helicopter
It's got to end soon lads. Can't handle much more of this.
>>71403330
If they're not pock marked like mine, they'll eventually fade :)
>>71403330
I can tell just by looking at your jaw you're a twat
>>71403330
stop drinking milk
>>71403262
>>71403306
this gimmick makes me giggle
Bisexual filth are triggering me.
>>71403345
honestly think i'd be happy if I was born in some poor but sociable country like spain or colombia
was doomed from the beginning getting northern england
>>71403386
>getting bothered by gay stuff
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
careful there lad
people might think that you're...
y'know
...
also a poof
>>71403373
I have. No cheese or anything.
>>71403386
>bisexual
They wank off to blokes mate. They're all 100% bent.
>Key people Mark Zuckerberg, Sheryl Sandberg
>Co-founder Dustin Moskovitz
>In 2008, he left Facebook to co-found Asana[5] with Justin Rosenstein.
hm very interesting .
>>71403386
Heteroesexual and homosexual filth are triggering me rn
>>71403330
try taking a shower you smelly greasy fucking mess
how do i get fanny
>>71403411
why are they fucking everywhere? yet never met one myself
>>71403386
Not even arsed if they're gay, just want them to stop posting their homosexually gay pictures here.
>I can tell just by looking at your jaw you're a twat
face like a slapped arse that one has
>>71403386
not sure i mind 4chan not loading images rn
still not had a text in 2017 haha
>>71403330
You wait for them to disappear on their own, and get rid of the acne you have.
Even the biggest ones will disappear in less than a year. What you need to do is prevent them from causing craters in your face by not picking at them.
>>71403413
HAHAHAHAHA yeah I'll do that.
>>71403405
don't even know if thats acne scarring, think thats just one type of acne
>>71403429
why do you want them to stop?
scared you'll get a boner at the sight of such gay shit?
>>71403403
I am a poof, but those trannytwinks are just disgusting. No one but biscum would actually enjoy that.
Post more cuteboys
>>71403399
literally THIS
you can keep your meme statistics, HDI and GDP rankings
these people in these warm countries live happier lives than me in grey depressive britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nnIIjU2T3Y
3DPD filth are triggering me in these last two threads.
Abandon this world and accept superior 2D.
>>71403411
Why are Jews so intelligent and innovative?
does the average /brit/ poster have an IQ thats higher or lower than the average?
>>71403219
good edition
>casey neistat X h3h3 collaboration
im reluctant
just circumcised the cat
>it's a "my dad compares me to his own dad a lot" episode
ah yes very good
>>71403504
above average but i'm still a think cunt
>>71403507
>Caveman x h3h3
FTFY
>>71403486
master race d esu
>>71403507
>casey neistat
cannot stand his face
>>71403478
>two separate courses of Accutane three years apart
>was my face two times a day
>never touch my face
>proactiv
>exposed skincare
>antibiotics
>still get acne
Lmao what am I like
(killme)
>>71403504
well we spend the best years of our lives posting about poo on the internet
what do you think
>>71403507
still have no idea who casey neistat is
is this e-celeb wank?
>>71403504
lower
all the rorkes bring down the radical centrist thinkers
>>71403531
really need a blowjob right now
>>71403507
giving them a break for a while after the keemstar thing
>>71403541
Fuck off satanist.
>>71403552
jewish youtuber with a broken ugly face that gets 4 billion views and has a private jet
>>71403478
THIS
>>71403504
122 and im the biggest rorke here
>>71403568
nah bronze > silver because you lose silver but win bronze x
>>71403547
>we spend the best years of our lives posting about poo on the internet
just have a little think about all the lengthiest, strangest and pointless arguments that you've had on here, and that you've taken VERY seriously
don't know
>>71403568
lol!
>>71403541
*flinches*
>>71403505
thanks bby
>>71403568
didn't enjoy your post in the take me out thread and i certainly didn't enjoy it just now
>>71403568
silver means you're the best loser
you either go for gold or bronze
>tfw to dumb to be a rorke
>>71403587
>>71403531
True heroes of brit desu
>>71403261
do bretons consider themselves more french, british, or something different?
>>71403649
>>71403544
Your skin is too dry and your body is creating more oil to compensate
You're just digging yourself a deeper hole
>tfw no sissy boy trap gf
>>71403698
They consider themselves to be Bretons
They're Celticbros
>>71403656
>tfw smart enuf to be a rasheed>>71403684
gonna do 3 or 4 washes tomorrow and use the dryer
housemates are gonna be fuming
When will it become generally accepted that some girls have penises?
For me, it's already a fact of life. There are girls, there are boys, and there are girls with vaginas and girls with penises.
Being a girl is about having soft skin and kissable lips. It has nothing to do with innies and outties.
Not gay but I can appreciate a lad with a nice perineum
>>71403715
Fug why did I reply to the other brit
STOP
liking
trannies
UPDATE: the h3h3 video was ok, now onto the casey video
if you dont feel like watching, here's what happened:
ethan 'interviews' casey and makes fun of him for being rich and flaunting it
then they go to the park and fly drones, ethan crashes his into caseys camera and then into a tree afterwards
>>71403706
I moisturize every day
Slippery slope 2bh
>>71403709
so are they isolationist weirdos like the cornish?
im a rorke and i also enjoy posting traps
now what
>>71403753
any mention of keem
>>71403753
thanks
*unticks bell*
>>71403504
IQ's in the mid 140's but I'm a fucking idiot
12 weird things cat owners think are normal
>>71403765
radical centrist
>>71403743
this girl doesn't have a penish though
>>71403504
My iq is low, not that good with shapes and patterns. I'm built like a brick shithouse though.
>>71403794
You won't believe #8!
if I was in the olympics and got anything other than gold I would be pretty ashamed
currently in phyiscal training now, rekon I can make the next 'lmpics
>tfw anarcho rasheedist
Feels goos to be based tbqh
>>71403825
>>71403507
Casey is so fucking ugly. Goddamn. Guess that's why he wears the glasses.
top 10 things rorkes are compensating for
>>71403812
did not mean to type penis as penish, even ironically
>>71403330
microdermabrasion
The pope denounces skinheads and what happened next will restore your faith in humainty
>>71403698
Celtic/ French
>>71403507
isn't h3h3 a rorke and casey a rasheed?
>>71403880
born in brittany
>tfw no muslim gf
>>71403760
do cardio and eat right
your face will naturally find the perfect chemical/ bacterial composition
>>71403835
anarcho communist?
fine but fuck off with your religion
>You're at the zoo and this guy slaps your girlfriend's arse
what do?
>>71403934
>religion
What?
Beyonce is Harry Potter for black people
>>71403902
>>71403950
Shoot him like I shot Harambe
>>71403950
That's are garry
what game should I download lads
>>71403980
good
>>71403959
And 40K is harry potter for rorkes
Funny how it all works out
>>71403999
Panzermadels desu
>>71403999
episodes from liberty city
gay tony
the other one is shit
>>71403950
Mirin them delts G
>>71403763
they're france's cornwall so yea
>>71404013
Life is a flat circle
started saying cheers after realising thank you sounds autistic
>>71403999
The Simpsons - Hit & Run
like 1 GB torrent im gonna play tomorrow
honestly reckon conor mcgregor could beat a gorilla in a fight
I mean sure the goriilla is bigger and stronger, but you can't underestimate how much training accounts for, if he slipped a strike and landed a few vicious counter-hits he could bring it down
also using his superior agility and cardio
>>71404037
Literally me
Why do we have to learn by rote every facet of what comes naturally to normies?
Kind of shit tb h
>>71403951
thought you were shilling for islam, rasheed
How are you? x
>>71404065
still have that on the ol' ps2
>>71404073
lelled
UPDATE #2
casey's video was also not terrible
what happened:
whole video is basically a behind-the-scenes of the h3h3 video except casey fucks a young blonde women in the last minute (off camera)
seems like some tension between the two if you ask me
>>71403771
no but they talk about pewdiepie
>>71403895
both sheeds but casey is a little more sensitive
>>71403950
I start strutting the virgin walk so as to assert my dominance while wearing a stern face, then I stop and look him in the eyes and do the virgin roar while beating my chest.
>>71404088
*sighs and puts my head on you* x
>>71404023
childhood is thinking gay tony is the best episode
adulthood is realising that lost and damned is better
>>71404089
lost the disk unfortunately, have many fond memories of it and haven't player in years
>>71403895
both h3h3 and casey are jewish but h3h3 goes a bit rorkey for some reason
99
Awful gimmick
why do we care what some yank noncey youtubers do? fuck off you little scrote
>>71404077
can you say cheers to old people and stuff though? dont know
>learn by rote every facet of
imagine a jf trying to decode that haha
>>71404121
*kisses forehead*
You are currently browsing popular /int/ general /brit/. This is the appendix section posted several times per thread to inform newposters. If you are already familiar with the terminology, move along.
Appendix:
Rourke - a disagreeable man in his early 20s who leads a life that on the surface may appear meaningful, but deep down he lives for nothing at all.
Taig - An individual of Irish descent.
(Ra)'Sheed - A Muslim individual, typically from Pakistan or Bangladesh.
FOY - Fuck Off Yank: a derisive statement towards citizens of the United States of America, requesting that they cease posting in the thread. Oftentimes, those of other nationalities also recieve 'FOY's and are referred to as (X)yanks, indicating their presence is not welcome either
(The) Ol' 'cide - Suicide; the act of ending one's own life.
Trap - A feminine individual that would otherwise be perceived as female but possesses male reproductive organs.
Now that you're all up to speed, you're ready to tear through the captivating pages of /brit/.
started an itunes playlist called "fuck you apple you annoying pricks" because they fucked up my old playlist with their updates
don't get people who watch these yt personalities like h3h3,they honestly aren't very interesting or particularly insightful unless you're into yt drama and who cares about that anyway?
really do not want to go to work today
>>71404160
No idea mate, haven't had the chance to test that one in the field
There should be classes on this shit. There probably are but I'm not quite autistic enough to go to them.
well im off goodnight be good x
>>71404203
I think his wife's cute
0
its a one time gimmick bub get over it
>>71404183
*makes contentful sounds*
>>71404205
same, going to call in sick even though it's my first day lol
my life is shit and boring yet I don't have depression
>>71403950
>those underdeveloped pecs
ROARING
>>71404123
what did you say to me you little cunt
i'll make love to you until you beg me to stop
>>71404185
FOY
>apply for jobs that I should easily be able to get
>don't get them
hmm
>>71404237
called in sick last weekend
can't get away with it today
>>71404209
*tucks in all the english*
*leaves the Scottish outside with a damp blanket*
*water boards the irish*
>>71404203
i watched them a few months before he blew up, kinda felt like I was on a journey with them. literally rags to riches kind of story too if you watch their "we used to be drug dealers" videos
not really liking the new stuff and realising they're just like every other youtuber
>>71404185
FOL
bought a helmet
look like an utter dickhead
>>71404297
>tucks in all the english
:3 luv u (no homo)
>>71404297
w-what about Wales?
People who think Chads are top tier males are wrong. Just saying.
Look at Ivanka Trump's husband.
>>71404273
what the fuck did you just say cunt
>>71404365
*shoots you*
>>71404335
he said tuck in the English mate
can't expect him to go through every little region
>>71404345
> real estate investor and developer, publisher, and senior advisor to his father-in-law
>decent looking
>also jewish
ok fuck off liskcieck
>>71404345
am I supposed to believe he's a chad or a top-tier male?
>>71404335
No one cares about sheepshaggers
>>71404335
*kisses Wales and wishes them a goodnight as they play with blocks in the floor*
>>71404365
>>71404365
would hit him with one of my signature uppercuts to the solar plexus
would drop like a sack of spuds
>>71404335
Of course the Kiwis would love Wales.
>>71404374
>he literally misses the point
so if he was a tanned meathead who was also all the points you noted?
staten landt?
>>71404390
fuck off leaf
I don't believe races can live together harmoniously.
Just look at Great Britain. The Celts have an eternal grudge against the English, and everyone hates the Romano-Britons.
Europe died in 1914
World War 1 completely fucked up Europe
>>71404373
anglos OUT
>>71404395
your statement is utter shit and makes no sense
rephrase it in english and not welsh
>>71404365
>doing the virgin stand
bow-legged little runt, i'd chin him
>>71404400
you're not welcome either
>>71404418
>he's too autistic to get the point
>>71404416
looks like you'll be leaving too then pal
>>71404415
WW1 changed nothing
WW2 influenced everything we see and do today
Communism in Russia also has had a major effect on Europe through direct and indirect effects, probably more than WW2
>>71404429
*sits on the floor with my arms crossed and refuses to move*
>>71404400
>yank betrays his own
FOY
A human stands about as much chance against a gorilla as a house cat does against a lion.
doing an anxiety about having to make a phone call
How do other alcoholic look like anemic skellies?
I'm just getting fatter from drinking so much and eating so much the next day.
>>71404461
Lupin, why you so glum?
You get to shag Osha from Game of Thrones on the reg
do any welsh people actually have issues with the english? I really like welsh people
>>71404466
*Phone rings*
*panics*
>communism in russia
fuck off
>>71404466
best thing to do is honestly to JUST DO IT and often then it'll be like everything else
>>71404466
same
have to run through it in my head haha
>>71404448
Are you joking?
The Russian Revolution was fueled by ww1 and ww2 was a direct result of ww1
>>71404483
Many alchies don't eat or eat minimal amounts of crap with no nutritional value
I once went 4 months on nothing but lager and water crackers, and it damn near killed me
>>71404461
You mean good chances?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnmxg4h_Mio
>>71404460
>his own
Fuck off proto-yank
>>71404461
maybe some beta RUNT like you
me? I'd put the cunt's head through the pavement
>>71404445
Nope
Death to Anglo
>>71404448
>changed nothing
>destroyed 3 royal families
>rewrote the map of Europe
>led to the rise of communism and nationalism
>marked the end of isolationism for the US
>began the decline of the British Empire
>laid the seeds for WW2
Spastic
>>71404514
fuck off actual yank
>>71404457
go and play with canadians in /cum/
>>71404400
>>71404429
>>71404460
no bullies on /brit/
>>71404484
love natalia tena desu
qt and funny
>>71404500
why are you a trot
>>71404513
i dont even know shit about animals and i can tell that's a very young mountain lion playing
You're on bondi beach getting off your face with the lads when this guy slaps YOUR arse, what do you do?
*cracks the code with my friends*
>>71404531
FOY
>>71404520
*laughs in English*
yanks and leafs are good posters. welcome
>>71404466
Never had this issue, I'm better at phonecalls than IRL conversations.
No eye contact, reckon that's the thing which makes it easier. Plus you can do it naked and fondle your bollocks/arse crack to put yourself at ease.
>>71404569
SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
LEAFS AND YANKS ARE WELCOME HERE
>>71404448
>WW1
didn't ww1 end and/or start the decline of 3 empires as well as europes decline into mediocrity
>>71404466
>hands start sweating
>"umm..H-hello"
>>71404553
who is this?
>>71404586
FOY FOL
Anyway wanking off to some trap porn atm
which do you guys drink more often and in what proportion?
>>71404586
>>71404513
What is this video even supposed to prove?
It's protected by glass and has a fucking human standing behind it, mountain lion isn't gonna do shit.
How do we save /brit/?
This place has been on a downward curve for 18+ months.
>>71404603
pretty decent shop tbf
>>71404553
join him in an orgy with five of my closest bondi mates
>>71404616
Kick all the Irish scum off it.
>>71404587
>>71404527
>>71404508
b-b-but muh holocaust
>>71404569
What the fuck? Fuck you, I won't be tricked.
why don't british people pronounce the letter h
>>71404591
your worst nightmare dick head
*slices your stomach open*
>>71404616
force the rorkes to stay in /britpol/ and force the virgins to stay in /britfeel/
>>71404645
it's pronounced haitch
anyone saying otherwise is a toff
>>71404624
Also leafs and yanks but keep the qt boys
>>71404513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znpnf9D2VIk
step it up
>immigrants welcome
ah yes let's overload our already overwhelmed infrastructure and housing problem
ah yes let's just build lots of shit everywhere
yeah that'll be good
*jabs a thumb towards my chest proudly, as if a child who cannot speak english*
POO
>>71404645
why don't americans pronounce the h in 'herb'?
>>71404655
you'd be left with /paki/+JFs
>>71404645
>'erbs
More marches tomorrow
These people genuinely have nothing better to do with their lives.
I'm not doing the whole Daily mail "get a job" line. They have jobs, but they want the excitement, a thrill, they want to be part of a mob, they want to feel like they're fighting for something.
Sad cunts.
fun fact: there would be practically no immigration in Europe if it wasn't for Communism/Stalin
>>71404616
Literally the exact time I arrived
I kill everything I love, fucking hell.
>>71404664
Ay-ch
>>71404664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0CD2CoCs
>>71404695
>No to war
Has trump actually started one?
>>71404664
when i was in year 6, my teacher planted firmly in my head that anyone who pronounces it "haitch" is a dumb uneducated twat
he also redpilled me on muslims, he was a great teacher
>>71404722
did he fiddle you while he was as it
because thats what it sounds like
>>71404675
>housing problem
Not sure what you're on about mate. 10% of properties are perpetually empty. Rorke landlords own several properties each. Don't see why you're not blaming greedy 90 year olds asking £800 for shoeboxes.
14c tomorrow fucking hell
how long have you lads been browsing /brit/? no cheating.
since 2014 here. three years, fuckk
>>71404720
The Stop War coalition is just a lefty front organisation.
Like pretty much any "social justice" coalition, they will whore themselves out to any feel-good cause, regardless of it's relevance.
>thought I was bisexual
>give a guy a blowjob
>hated it
>have a female fwb for the past two months
>love cumming inside her
turns out I'm not bi. So that's nice
>>71404752
Scorcher eh
Will be purchasing a new phone soon, it's going to be an android in the £150-£200 range
thoughts?
>>71404745
i'm pretty sure he was gay and most gays are nonces so he probably would've done if he'd gotten me alone
he was still a good teacher though
>>71404768
>giving blowjobs to boys
>not receiving them and them cumming in his warm tight holes
DISGUSTING
Reckon ID's should be coloured based on how many (You)s you give to people who give you them.
Would increase the quality and level of engagement no end.
Just a suggestion.
>xmen first class is one of my fav ever movies
>watch days of future past
>hahaha IT WAS ALL A DREAM XD XD XD XD
seriously, fuck off.
>the utter state of modern America
steinbergs dream
>>71404752
taps aff
>>71404760
Between 18-24 months
>>71404695
Protest has replaced religion for these people
They live and breathe activism
>>71404713
lmao what are you on about? the communist states had no immigration because they knew immigration is a capitalist tool. funny how they're still homogeneous whereas the capitalist west is enriched
>>71404748
houses are empty because they're too expensive
>>71404771
Excellent goy
Posted From My Nokia 3310
>>71404760
Late 2013, when i was 16 years old lmao
Where did it all go so wrong
>>71404760
also 2014, but i was a part timer until 2015
>>71403595
>>71403699
unironically true because you win the gold metal match and you win the bronze metal match but silver is for the loser
>xmen first class is one of my fav ever movies
>it was 21c today
>in the month of february
>!!
>>71404807
bluepilled retard
>>71404807
The human soul screams for struggle, you can't really blame them. We were meant to survive, not exist.
rec me some good superhero flicks
never met a pair of twins who weren't also gingers
reckon short of down syndrome that'd be a parent's worst nightmare
>>71404760
found /int/ pretty randomly by just clicking all the boards out of boredom somewhere 2012 but didn't really go to /brit/ until early 2014 i think
>>71404851
wow great argument
>>71404853
idk lad, i'm pretty content just chilling
but then I am a based epicurean
x men first class is the only good x men movie
only spergs disagreee
>>71403330
TCA Chemical Peel. Check Amazon.
You're welcome.
>>71404827
>>71404806
>>71404830
we've probably replied to each other a fair few times then, kek
>>71404858
xmen first class is undeniably the best capeshit movie of the 21st century
>>71404831
It's a physiological thing
If you win silver, you think about how close you were to the gold but if you win bronze you're just glad you got a medal
Ah yes - 'derealization'
LOVE IT
>>71404807
>the communist states had no immigration because they knew immigration is a capitalist tool
Absolute shite, they had no immigration because of infiltration, they didn't disagree with it in principle. The Internationale is literally about how races doesn't matter. My dad grew up in a commie country and there were Africans at his university from trusted countries.
>>71404760
about 6 months
been posting in Brit/pol/ since mid late 2015, mostly come here now though. I cycle between boards/generals
>>71404899
LITERALLY 'ddit
>>71404875
probably talked about sucking eachother willies and bumming eachother
>>71404871
>idk lad, i'm pretty content just chilling
>>71404899
Stop browsing brit/pol/
t.ancom
>>71404888
>My dad grew up in a commie country and there were Africans at his university from trusted countries.
yeah, for show and a sign of international solidarity as they vied for influence in the third world
internationalism doesn't mean mass immigration. it just means nations working together
unironically been using 4chan since Year 9
>>71404814
More of a rorke issue than a rasheed.
>>71404760
2 years
Found you after people on /pol/ were complaining about how bluepilled you were
Came here and derorkified myself
>>71404924
no
>>71404931
Don't be jelly
>>71404933
I don't really bother any more, spend more time on leftypol
>>71404933
>those hands
is this a man
>>71404872
>not X2
Screeching at the state of your pineal
>>71404934
This desu immigration is a tool of capitalism because if they can get more immigrants from poorer countries they can pay them less
>>71404962
Based desu leftypol is goat
>>71404933
gf has a body like that
>>71404931
The Stalkers used to scare fuck out of me desu
>that fucking Stalker transport train part
PTSD inducing
>>71404977
knew some fedoralord would come back at me with that overrated meme flick
>>71404899
oh god
THIS is one of the rorke mongs who's always harping one on a little baby
you forgot to mention r/the_donald before that
>>71404955
>he's been on here since 2014
fuck off newfag
>>71404955
you've been using it for 2008 years? haha alri moses?
>>71404955
utterly screeching
imagine spending your teenage years on here
>>71404760
since 2013
>>71404899
fuck off back there
>>71404970
:^) find out
>>71405002
Unironically started browsing 4chan in like y8 or 9
>>71404992
i'm no rorke lad
stop making daft assumptions sweetie xx
>>71404955
Think I did the same, that or year 10
haha
>>71404934
>it just means nations working together
Ah yes, those nation states which the USSR had famous respect for and absolutely did not try to destroy while creating their frankensteins monster of a union.
>>71404955
Same desu
I'm 20 now
Six. Fucking. Years.
Being a so-called oldfag isn't as glamorous as i once thought it'd be.
4chan stopped me from being a weird autistic mess
would probably be a fat fedora otherwise
>>71404955
think i got on here in year 11 or year 12
think i started browsing /r/4chan in year 11 and then just started visiting here instead
>>71404955
Same
This place seriously fucked me up, I'm pretty sure.
>>71405040
the ussr had internal boundaries and devolved administrations to protect the various ethnicities and nationalities of the union
I don't even like the ussr that much but cmon lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korenizatsiya
>>71404955
Going on my 11th year now I think
Literally half my life
>>71405060
This
4chan at least makes us self aware.
I see this utter mong of a "mate" who talks about reddit all the time and see what could have been.
>>71404838
>enjoying a criminal pedophile's movie
>>71404899
fuck off
>>71404483
The reason alcoholics, metheads, vegans, and other druggies get so thin is because they become so singularly focused on that one thing they neglect other priorities, like sleep, eating, paying rent.
Alcohol isn't some sort of weightloss drug. You have to start drinking so much you don't have time to eat, and when you aren't drinking, you're solely focused on acquisition of liquor, so you won't eat, and when you acquire liquor, you won't eat again because you'll drink yourself black-out before you can lob a few strings of mom's spaghetti into your gapping mouth hole.