British SS edition
not cara
Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.
Tried coke for the first time last night.
Felt like a god and wanted to fight every cunt, then I calmed down and just started talking to every cunt.
fucks sake that Japanese pool player has done another interview
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/833320248564649985
absolute nutjob
Not Yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1QNIhPB7Ck
doing a metaphorical poo
>>71381420
growing his hair back wont do anything about that godawful cut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxdIj3CZZUw
wish i was there
Choon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5TzjdCrrI
Did two poos today. Some say the first poo was merely a cork for the second.
Pop Quiz: What time is it?
The answer... is 03 hours and 56 minutes.
Be that as it may, it may seem that to be as it is, it must be and not be simultan'yously. Do you agree with me?
>>71381438
>getting aggressive on drugs/booze
working class runt tier. OD next time.
>>71381485
wish I could have been there so that my pus-filled ballbag could cushion the fall of those that jumped
>>71381361
ALTERNATE TIMELINE WHERE OPERATION SEA LION WAS SUCCESSFULLY CARRIED OUT (1952 colorized)
>>71381510
don't EVER misquote me or my posts again
>>71381399
People literally remember what the doctors were saying while they could feel the scalpels slashing at their internal organs
The worst part is that there is still not a whole lot they can do to realise if you're awake since you're entirely paralysed by muscle relaxants, they have rely on someone monitoring you very, very closely but even that's only to put you back under after you've already woken up and felt it all
>>71381528
diabolical post
didnt do a mission in eve and now i lost standing with the agent
>>71381485
same but only if my bollocks were positioned north and i was standing in the floor where the plane hit
childhood is thinking mdma is cool
adolescence is moving to ket
adulthood is realising that gak made a lot more sense
UGH! teach ran a surprise pop quiz at math class today, but that little squirt EZEKIEL ratted on us and reminded him about the calc homework! aww, i could just whale on somebody right now!
Got an idea for a youtube channel lads. This is how it'll go:
Every time a new celeb is called racist by the mainstream media, I'll upload a video of the 'so I hear you're racist now father' guy, but I'll change the 'father' to say 'Jontron' or 'pewdiepie' or whoever it happens to be.
What'd you think? Will I be a millionaire?
>>71381538
ket fuel can't melt steel deanos
>>71381573
nah
Psychedelics are the only true drugs.
>>71381563
think you meant kidulthood
*enters the thread*
almost got dubs once
>>71381573
Father Ted isn't very funny
DUDE DRUGS LMAO
>>71381557
Post fucking machines.
>>71381592
nonce
never got dubs before
Thinking of packing in the history degree and going into Law
Should I be a solicitor or a barrister? Which one will help me become a judge?
>Psychedelics are the only true drugs.
Was gonna shave my dick area, but I guess it may seem suspicous to my (female) flatmate that I'm using my shaving machine this late in the day...
>>71381592
>im looking at the man in the mirror
>im asking him to change his ways
how is this not a song about him being a nonce?
>>71381590
EXCELLENT post
>Father Ted isn't very funny
>>71381639
What is Mike Myers up to these days, haven't seen him in much
>>71381590
you are right
>>71381635
fuck off sara
>>71381592
Michael named the jew, good man.
>>71381582
>>71381613
>>71381596
but lads, it will generate discussion in the comment section so it will become a controversial video and i'll get lots of views.
eventually I'll become so well known that whenever a new person gets called racist, people will flock to my channel in search of the next 'so I hear you're racist now' video
>>71381298
Ă–sterreich is merely the Alpine Germania which refused to be Prussified and Christianly reformed with quirky surnames.
Prove that I'm wrong, von Scheckelgruber–Baumgartlinger.
>>71381667
JUST
>>71381488
Fizzy drink power feul
>>71381643
just move to plymouth
>>71381681
Not her, but being a judge seems cool.
Give everyone the max sentence, teach the criminal fuckers a lesson
>>71381667
he's starring in something soon
cba to google it
I am currently undertaking a liberal arts degree
>>71381667
Sitting on that Shrek money comfy as fuck I assume.
>>71381738
Is Paul Hogan still kicking?
>>71381738
no hes not
why does my dick tingle when i get deep in my belly button
>>71381743
>tfw it could've been Chris Farley basking in the glory of Shrek had he just laid off the blow... and the alcohol... and the heroin... and the hookers... and the gambling... and just about every aspect of his life.
remember that lad from gibraltar who used to post here
miss him x
really want a fit girl to take a massive slash on me
>>71381361
THA BRIDITISH ESS JAY DOOOBLE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>71381765
yes Terminal and Del and he's talked about another Austin Powers
Just had a megabox from KFC with a fanta for lunch lads.
Feel like a right fat shit now lads.
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
room 2:urban classics on the 'tify is a goodun
>>71381852
ahahahahahahha i cant believe i made you google all that hahahahhhhahahahahahhahhahahahahahaahahahaa you fucking weapon
why did I read a few posters say Ludders suicided himself?
>>71381804
mike myers was better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYT5hQR4Q4
another this is they said I need a dressing gown because I'll be "walking to theatre"
what did they mean by that?
I didn't plan on levitating there
again, asking for a friend
*jumps towards you*
>>71381875
Never had KFC
Is it nice
>>71381885
yeh killed himself after he lost the election
>>71381885
it was in the ladywood gazette
>>71381900
shit-tier halal shite. dont do it.
>>71381891
That is fucking terrible
dad brought his uncles
have to pretend really hard to not exist or else ill have to talk to them
>>71381941
fun fact: halal chicken is no different to normal chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeSJ2YdhG5k
>>71381898
His Helmet looks like it is from star wars
>>71381882
go to bed
>>71381898
Hate those helmets - should have kept the WW2 ones, much cooler imo.
>>71381958
dont care. i dont give money to pakis.
Pork dip
>>71381970
yeah because war is all about aesthetics
>>71381895
you'll be in one of those backless gowns
best take a housecoat unless you want qt nurses giggling at your bare arse
>>71381898
fixed that for you. it's a cool image, it doesn't deserve to be stretched like that.
>>71381982
woah careful there kid, you might cut yourself on that edge
going to bed lads
any last requests?
>>71381967
>>71381970
I agree,his helmet is shite. Would use it for eating soup.
>>71382003
Thanks mate
>>71382003
Could be a Soviet helmet at that angle
>>71381967
>Saddam supposedly loved Star Wars so much he had these "Fedayeen" helmets made for some of his army
>>71382020
come back tomorrow? please xx
>>71382006
oh no some anonymous rasheed called me edgy on internet :(
*hisses at you from the undergrowth*
>>71382046
>rasheed
umm sweetie I'm white
not everyone who calls you out on your bullshit is a paki xxx
>t.f.w. 3' 6" and built like a bloodhound's kennel
>>71381444
>wanted to fight every cunt
i never feel this
Is there a difference between East and West Africans? Like would a black man be able to tell whereabouts another black man is from?
Might do a little nap
hmm very comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaVLw8iGUVA
>>71382082
Just a rasheed lover then.
much better.
>>71382154
nah
I'm just not a racist like you
>>71382082
The sweetie meme.
Counters Rasheed.
Haven't seen anyone say runt yet. It's the fucking weekend. Is this real life?
>>71382167
muslims aren't a race
>>71382044
oh alright
>>71382115
testosterone deficiency
>>71382136
Accent, same as you can tell a Frenchman from a Ukrainian
*says runt*
>>71382184
but i have a nice jawline?
>>71382221
Good la
>>71382242
doubt it
>>71382184
excuse me, doctor. I need to see some qualifications, please.
Any of you lads know what it is like to work as a builder?
I'm a final year university student looking for my purpose in life and what I want to do for the next 70-odd years and was thinking how comfy it would be to work as a builder and be with some mates constructing a house or some other structure
But then my careers adviser told me that builders are usually very stupid and aren't much fun to hang out with, which is a funny opinion for an employee of a university to express.
So are people working as builders dumb like the careers adviser said or can it be a laugh?
>>71382282
i do lol
>>71382288
starch deficiency
>>71381698
*proves you wrong*
>>71382307
pics xx
Going to get smashed on cider tonight I think
>>71382330
'no'
>>71382294
Why the fuck would you possibly choose to be a builder if you have been to Uni?
>>71382294
Me and your father are getting a divorce
>>71382307
well then it must be your only redeeming feature given your constant rejection by women and perpetual beta orbiter status. sad act.
lost my fucking glasses i did
>>71382136
East ones look like black whites, west Africans are the ones with big lips and noses.
>>71382288
Miss random Irish lads saying
>who (point of reference) here?
>>71382320
scurvy from sailing great oceans to Middle Earth.
>>71382386
>East ones look like black whites
oh yeah, spitting image mate.
Mom said if she ever catches me browsing /brit/ again she will beat me up with my keyboajxsjsjdhdjsjsjsudeueuehsh
>>71382136
Somalis have a very unique look
nice day, isn't it boy?
*sips coffee*
>>71382460
Why are germans so brutal
who /mgtow/ here?
>>71382357
Why the fuck not? It seems comfy, as I said. What would you do instead?
>>71382359
KNEW it
>tfw committed war crimes but get to spend the rest of my life in a comfy western prison
>will probably be freed within a decade when the country becomes majority muslim anyway
>>71382428
He's a Somalian, they are beneath abbos.
Try looking at Ethiopians. They migrated back to Africa after reaching the Middle East.
>>71382485
brĂĽtal*
>>71382487
good show
>>71382488
It isn't comfy it is shit and as you get older your body will begin to break down and you'll be fucked.
isn't it boy...
*licks lips*
>>71382460
>Mom
Fuck off yank.
>>71382330
is this a strong enough jawline?
>>71382485
It's the barbaric kraut blood
We have a lust for violence and death
>all these people flaming me rn for no reason
come on bros
nobody fucking likes you you pathetic cunt
jog on alri?
>>71382499
yeah its like looking into a mirror mate
Europe is going far right, there will be another general war in Europe.
>>71382136
from what I can tell east africans like somalis tend to be really tall and skinny compared to other africans who tend to be big and stocky
>>71382649
Can't wait
found this mixtape called phat beatz vol 15 on the floor the other day, listening to it now, it's pretty good desu
>>71382649
>wilders doesn't have his colouring book with him
bet hes hiding it on his lap for the photo
aah, c'mon. I was jus' playing around. take a joke, big guy.
wish lisicki would fuck off to /britfeel/ the fat mess
this is a normie general
>>71382646
I like you
lads, post gorgeous girls
>>71382726
my post wasnt directed at you x
>>71381665
Careful now.
>>71382725
>gets either ignored or insulted
>still posts here
bet his life is like that too. just tags along with people who just tolerate him.
>>71382729
Would do her straight up the shitter and she'd love it the filthy little goblin
the world is literally become just one giant meme
*directly cums at monobrow*
Need a black gf but worried my white cock is too small to give her what she needs
>>71382719
Heh,not bad.. you made me use 10% of my power...
Tfw I'm so white I have rosacea at 23
>>71382649
nah
neither of them will win
>>71382816
Ah yes, the slow brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5anBk_hsbw
>>71382866
>rosacea
what is that?
>>71382941
Not telling
>>71382941
it's what women get because they're retarded
>>71382941
is google broken?
>>71381361
literally just watched this episode before bed last night...
>tfw no rorke mates
>>71382749
My post was directed at you :)
AS GUGLE BRAHKAN!?!
Is Lizzy a generous lover?
*Walks toward you*
>>71382866
why did you save this wojak mate? you're not north american
>>71383150
he's actually backing away from the camera because the trigger is on a timer
Why is this narrative being pushed?
>>71383096
:3
you made me feel better
>normie general
i am a subnormie
can do both brit and britfeel
>>71383209
because people are stupid
>>71383209
those new immigrants culture will be wiped out in 50 years
>implying arabs born in europe want to live like arabs born in the middle east
>>71383229
That's what I'm here for sweetie x
>the grime music? indeed, i am a big fan of the rhythm and beats laid down by the likes of willy, stormo and bo selecta.
>>71383232
no one wants you here. fuck off.
>>71383314
speak for yourself lad
>mentioned that I went to KFC for lunch
>string of replies descends into racism
I miss having national unity lads. People are divided over virtually everything. Makes me sad.
*sorts the runts into hufflepuff*
>>71383364
>racism
nope
i want a kfc now
>>71383209
lol that's my pic that i've been spamming
>>71383364
4chan isn't real life mate
>>71383393
the thing that actually makes italian girls wet is southern italians that arent manlets
>>71383150
Would infiltrate bohemian owl place with.
>>71383411
prove it isn't
Just watched 'Threads' lads
wtf i hate the trident programme now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZzc32UfAkw
>>71383411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS6tNw3xi2o
van laal is watching THE game lids
>>71383179
I like the mood of it.
>>71382941
Basically I flush really easily. The area above my cheeks is always a bit red, I occasionally get red bumps on my nose and when I drink alcohol or do strenuous exercise and get at all warm I'll go bright red forever. I also have to have lukewarm showers or I'll be red for the first hour of work.
>>71383452
"threads" was my first redpill on global thermonuclear war
da showed it to me when I was about 12
went to view a flat today but it was a shithole so i decided to pass on it
>>71383478
>tfw i've experience this exact mood
>coming home from hockey practice, playing xbox and not even really being into it, getting drunk slowly off beers
God save the Queen? It's a fascist regime!
me on 20/4 (aka 20th of April)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shCYA2J-De8
>>71383457
You lads never got rave.
>too intelligent to sign up to twitter
>>71383525
remember doing a lot of this until I finally decided to commit and buy a house
Watching the fifth season of Big Bang Theory lads
Must say it's held up well
>>71383556
Don't tell me how to party, Cyprus
>>71383601
not going to stay in this country for the longer term i think
might buy a cheeky flat when i move spain
>>71383441
deep
purchased some rolling tobacco for economic purposes
will still be smoking normal fags at work but may aswell smoke rollups at home
>>71383411
>>71383392
It's not islamophobia when you single out Pakistanis. That's racism.
Being critical of halal meat isn't racist or islamophobic, but saying you won't give any money to X nationality is the former.
>>71383667
Always wanted to see Spain
Never left the US though
>>71383692
>he thinks people means pakistanis when they say pakis
fuck off foreign cunt
business idea: have countries exist solely as administrative entities that collect taxes, organise social services and public goods, and have people be able to freely choose which country to be a member of
>>71383692
pakistanis aren't a race either
>>71383532
I do the same very often, but after a day of work rather than after hockey.
Don't much care what you call it, don't and won't like pakis.
>>71383364
>kfc
FOY
>>71383652
You're a yank on Brit. Behave yourself lad.
>>71383452
Trident is great you're a Britain-hating liberal luvvie of you disagree. Rule Britannia. God save the Queen. Et cetera.
first reply decides if i craft a spliff in the 'ling 'chine or not
Want to start my own business
1) No idea what to do
2) Hate urban areas
Hmmmm
Business idea: tax according to relative social metrics of wealth
>>71383692
Oh look a clueless JF trying to chime in on something he knows nothing about. Typical.
>Et cetera.
>>71383800
yeah mate you're gonna be rich in no time you absolute spastic of a rorke
>>71383800
work freelance m8 and create a brand online
the guy that posts those wojack pictures is an absolute turbonormie
*misbehaves conspicuously*
>>71383757
dont play hockey anymore, just some pick up with my mates at the rink during the winter
>>71383621
>1410: Martin of Aragon died from a combination of indigestion and uncontrollable laughing. According to tradition, Martin was suffering from indigestion on account of eating an entire goose when his favorite jester, Borra, entered the king's bedroom. When Martin asked Borra where the jester had been, the jester replied with: "Out of the next vineyard, where I saw a young deer hanging by his tail from a tree, as if someone had so punished him for stealing figs." This joke caused the king to die from laughter.
People in the olden days were really easy to make laugh, reckon i'd be a proper casanova then.
>>71383788
no roll it without the machine
i don't know what /brit/ wants from me
it's like the more (You)s we come across, the more problems we see
doing a poo
>>71383872
not the reply i wanted
going back on my word
Since the Natural History Museum was such a disappointment, I'm going to go to the British Museum next.
>>71383728
Dude I'm like entirely British/west european.
You're insulting my person and not addressing specific flaws in my argument. Explain why I'm wrong and maybe I'll see the error of my ways.
As I see it, nationality and race are linked and integral parts of one's identity and if "Paki" doesnt refer to Pakistanis then what the fuck does it refer to?
>>71383752
>>71383772
>>71383805
>>71383805
Ps what is foy? A typo of goy?
What the FUCK was his problem?!
>>71383939
put a wrap in it for science
>>71383963
autism
>>71383869
You're a fucking boring cunt though
>>71383963
he didnt like people who were shorther than 170cm as hes showing in your picture
>>71383953
how about you just fuck off you arrogant prick.
>>71383942
Why was the natural history museum a fail?
I've never been.
>>71383963
syphilis
>>71383869
>tfw you'll never banter someone to death
>>71383998
doesn't have a cool t-rex like ours does
>>71383939
You can use mine :3
could the royal navy defeat a dragon
>>71384041
s-stop doxxing me
>>71384048
the royal navy now?
>>71384048
could the worlds strongest """""super""""""power defeat a few chinks in pajamas laying bamboo traps after a ten year groundwar?
>>71383963
you tell me
>>71384048
about 10 eurofighters would do it
>>71384019
T-they have a blue whale tho.
Holland has a T-Rex skelly? Noice.
>>71384126
:3
>>71383990
No. Explain yourself like a rational human being and stop behaving like a chav.
>>71384130
ye her names trix
>>71383998
It was too busy and the exhibits weren't even very interesting.
But mostly it was just too busy.
>>71384048
They operate trident. So yes.
>>71384187
Rather impressive if I'm honest.
*converts to metric islam*
procrastinating 2bh
need to start working on my car soon
https://medium.com/@DaleBeran/4chan-the-skeleton-key-to-the-rise-of-trump-624e7cb798cb
>>71384173
fuck off
Britain is on the road to civil war
>>71384122
have a theory that all of the rorkes are turbomanlets and their rorkeism stems from their fear and physical inferiority to non whites
as a 6'6 radical centrist i have no reason to fear anyone and i've lamped a couple black lads in my time
doubt the royal navy could kill a dragon desu
>>71384297
most non-whites i see are dyel manlets though.
>>71384281
I reckon you and me would be best irl
>>71384332
pakis yeah, was mostly referring to blacks for that point
>>71384249
You're a bit of a cunt desu lad. Hope you so have a nice day.
>>71384281
Britain is lost son. White flight to Ireland.
Take a look around. We're ended.
desu senpai baka
>>71384122
ELLO
I AM NELSON MANDELA
>>71384391
>we
no war but the class war
life is so boring
>>71384245
>links to the fucking dailymail
the royal navy could kill a dragon and the entire american navy in one day
>>71384414
only boring people get bored
>>71384143
what a fucking waste of money
>>71384363
most blacks too.
they just group together in troops and attack loners. otherwise they're also cowards who back down as soon as they're alone. pathetic bullies.
>>71384245
>"or at least, men with the mindset of boys—particularly lonely, sex starved man-boys, who according to their own frequent jokes about the subject, lived in their parents’ basement. "
>>71384407
Why do you think I post here lad? Think I'm a towelhead?
Having a cheeky pint at the airport lads x
Can someone give me a rundown on Timothy Byrne
>>71384467
shut the FUCK up
If you complain about the absolute STATE of Britain but do nothing to make it better you're a part of the problem.
I hate how many people I see who just give up on everything and don't bother trying.
>>71384476
>memes
blacks aren't manlets
can tell you live in some 99% white village in the bumfuck of nowhere
>>71384502
Underrated musician, ahead of his time
Doesn't appreciate improper parking in his facility
>>71384496
you're foreign and want to learn about british culture
>>71384498
get that table cleaned immediately you scruffy RUNT
>>71384245
I shant be reading this novel
hate people who are pessimistic and cynical about everything 2bh
it's like, can you be any more bluepilled?
>>71384496
shiplad
>>71384562
No, he died at sea
Rogue wave swept him over board
>>71384525
live in a fairly large city with a sizeable black population actually, jamal. im sorry your short skinny black arse gets triggered so easily lol.
>hurrr british house prices are so expensive and shit I'm moving to America
http://uk.businessinsider.com/salary-needed-to-buy-a-home-in-most-expensive-us-housing-markets-2017-2
>>71384525
>blacks aren't manlets
lol
ethiopians might be lanky twats
but most west south and central africans are midgets
i'm going to the football with my uncle phil
stockport 3-0 leyton orient
Trump's just trolling the "establishment", right?
>>71384601
dem rogue waves
>>71384122
>12 million killed
what? he is responsible for the entire war
>>71384626
>implying one area is reflective of the entire country
The average income/house price ratio is far better in the US lad. As the average home is twice the size. Some outlier cities mean little.