/brit/

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Feel like pure shit just want her back x

>>71375073
fuck off jock

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peep show edition

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do I go out alone or with people

>>71375060
Haha reminds me of the proto girlf'

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Leeds gf

>>71375102
>tfw no cute jihadi bf

You guys ever wish you were really amazing and talented at something?

Don't get me wrong, I have a pretty normal life and can put my hand to most stuff, but then again who can't if they really try, but there is nothing that I'm really good at.

>>71375112
Ah yes, the old 'I want men to approach me but only men I find attractive, take a guess and see if you're hot enough' bit.

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>Ah yes, the old 'I want men to approach me but only men I find attractive, take a guess and see if you're hot enough' bit.

whats it called when you want to die but you're too much of a pussy to go through with it

>>71375162
ah yes the ol' virgin rant

*hugs you*

https://medium.com/@DaleBeran/4chan-the-skeleton-key-to-the-rise-of-trump-624e7cb798cb#.456ttmpw8

Really does make one's head come over all ponderous.

>>71375212
fake news

i can only wank to facial abuse these days

won't be long until i graduate to watersports and eventually scat

done two poos this morning which were really painful on account of the chili I ate last night

my bumhole still burns a bit

>>71375212
Who's this Trump guy? Hear about him in the news pretty often.

>>71375162
Harassment (all kinds, not just sexual) is judged on the perception of the recipient under equality legislation.

So yes, it's harassment if they perceive you a a threat or an undesirable aspect of their day to day life. Maybe try and work on being less rejectable and threatening,

>>71375198
drug addiction

>>71375212
People who think 4chan had anything to do with Trump's election need what little brains they have kicked in with some steel toe boots

>>71375281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GUsFvWrWbw

This guy is living some next level existence

>>71375268
it was me and all the other alpha redpillers on /pol/ and r/The_Donald who got trump elected by BTFO'ing cucks nonstop in the name of Kek

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>>71375073
Fuck off, fifth column.

>>71375252
Think chuggers should come under harassment to be honest, no one ever wants to fucking talk to them and they borderline assault people in the street.

mad how many people in /brit/ think they are humourous and witty

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>>71375315
/pol/ actually believes this though

>>71375322
>t. thinks he's humourous and witty

>>71375281

can't hate that mong

>>71375321
They're paid 8 quid an hour. If the average donation is a fiver, that means they need to sign up 13 people a day just to pay their own wages, before the charity even gets any money to give to the people they're supposed to be helping.

They have to be aggressive otherwise the charity loses money every day they're out getting signatures.

Two lovers entwined pass me by

heaven knows im miserable now

refugees IN

white men OUT

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>>71375401
and Devin knows I'm miserable now

you utter dickheads!!

alri lads
poo

>>71375428

delete this

>trying to have a peaceful lie-in
>gf is cooking breakfast singing like a twat along to the radio

she does it deliberately i swear.

>>71375428
we are all refugees :)

>>71375444
whats she cooking

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>>71375444
>>>/out/

might do a kill of myself

>>71375463
alri turtlemong

>>71375252
Maybe try and work on being less of a dickhead and arrogant.

>>71375456
full english minus blacked pudding

>>71375444
>radio

tell her to fuck off back to 1990

>>71375444
Give her a slap and eat her breakfast while she sits on the floor crying

That'll teach her

>>71375463
haha I LOVE ironic suicide posting xD that is SO me

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>shiteham

>>71375468
why do people keep calling me things that i'm not?

must've been called phimosislad about 10 times now

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>minus blacked [sic] pudding

>>71375486
Rasheed

>>71375485
shes a mong and listens to local radio, she loves singing the jingles as well.

its fucking driving me mental

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>>71375500
>ironic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG86Yrtad4w

need an aryan gf to steal cars with

>>71375506
turtlemong is not phimosislad

he's the future serial killer whose tinder profile consists of selfies of him in a black turtleneck

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>tfw radical centrist

got cum in my beard last night

you prick

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>[sic]

>>71375539
looks like he fell into a pringles can

>>71375537
is that that ugly slav looking twat?

>>71375539
>this is supposed to be the same species as white people

niggers are truly a species of a lower stratum

>>71375555

3rd time you have replied to me when I post that pic. Never reply to me again.

you complete shithead

president toilet bog fart

>>71375444
>having a cute domestic scenario with a cute gf who cooks brekkie and sings to the radio
r-reee

>>71375597
its only just begun mate

on the bog as i type this

>>71375212
If 4chan has this much influence then why did Ron Paul do so poorly?

Need a turtleneck bf

>>71375619
you should hear the state of this singing.

been doing some really smelly presidents this morning lads

>that kid who came back after the summer holidays with a new last name

Wonder what it was like, your slag mum meeting some guy in Costa Del Sol and telling you they're your new dad and you're getting your name changed

>>71375574
well you know german shepherds are the same species as poodles

>>71375650
He was the test run.

His sacrifice helped unlock the true meme magic

doing a huge poo

Sat on the loo doing a big smelly president after last night's vindaloo

>>71375604
ah yes fart jokes, real mature. that'll show the world you guys are to be taken seriously

>>71375663
german shepherds benefit from institutional breedism

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>>71375540
thou beest a beard.

poo?

you say football, I say quidditch
you say prision, I say azkaban

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>true meme magic

>>71375701
Doing a long, wet, smelly president at this post

>>71375730
poo

>>71375654
i think i'd put up with it to have a gf that cooked me breakfast

>>71375701
you're the lads that voted in president toilet bog fart

i can't grow a beard

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President Fart

>true meme magic

>>71375730
>>71375737
yes, quite, poo

>>71375661
do you think that this is somehow a relatable memory?

Listening to purple rain, this is a fucking awful song.

Why in Christ's name was it so popular.

Got a terrible fever, I'm sweating like Thailad at a scouts jamboree

the woman i'm staying with's cat wanked in on me doing a wank and now im worried he'll rat me out

>>71375777
t. Barry Fernández

my first day of my new job tomorrow and already thinking of ways to get out of going

>>71375780
there's literally only one good part in it, the famous part everyone sings where he says "purple rain.. PURPLE RAAAIN"

Prince was overrated

>>71375780
prince is a joke people play to try and get posers to admit it's good despite being absolutely appalling on every level

wait do kids change their surname when they get a stepdad? That seems really unfair to the kiddy

>>71375795
I wank in front of my cat all the time

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>tfw 'friends' distance themselves and stop talking to you because you're a depressed buzzkill

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>WHATS THAT? I DONT UNDERSTAND HARD WORDS
>I KNOW, ILL STIK A DORA ON IT WITH MEEMEE AROSE TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL SUPEERIUR

Just fed my pet australian

he's getting bigger by the day

>>71375661
my mum made me take her maiden name after she split with my dad but i changed it back later just to show her

>>71375795
walked in*

>>71375831
>tfw not a depressing buzzkill but everyone stops talking to you anyway

Might be an arsehole or something I dunno.

Purple poo

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ahhhhhh yesssss

>>71375835
yeah mate you really showed him eh

>>71375795
>cat wanked in on me doing a wank
This conjures an amusing image in my head.

>>71375856
great use of time and resources

going to do a president brb

>>71375856
>haha we can get the plebs to do our jobs for us

>>71375751
Use minoxidil.

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>>71375795
>cat wanked in on me doing a wank

>>71375856
Shall be sending this in to the daily mail so a bunch of moaning geriatrics can rage about who paid for this.

>>71375795
>wanked in on me

>>71375854
I literally had that this morn, some was blood and the rest was beets I ate yesterday.

>>71375827
Can only imagine people who are fine having sex or wanking in front of pets are slightly into bestiality
The mere thought of doing it is disgusting, always put them out of the room first

i've never had a job because I've never wanted one

hungover as fuck lads

>>71375915
Geordie or Sunderland

>>71375885
>minoxidil
where to cop?

>>71375953
scotland you fucking dozy jf

>>71375915
INCREDIBLE patter

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>>71375944
same I've never had sex for the same reason
it's not because i'm a fat undesirable sperg, I just don't want to I'm above it all
>tfw to smart to lose virginity

>>71375928
I'm just good mates with my cat, I don't mind when he licked his arse and bollocks in front of me, he doesn't mind if I have a cheeky tug in front of him.

>>71375973
I read it in Geordie.

going to do the ol' mensa iq test when i can then lads. I'm smart enough to :) x

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>>71375949
maybe you should have drunk less?

>>71375998
well you're a fucking idiot then aren't you?

>>71376006
sublime post

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Hate my life

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breaky lads

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>>71376034
CHEAKY BREAKY

>>71376034
>tomatoes
>no sausages
>no fried mushrooms
>no black pudding
>no hash browns
nah

>>71376057
>BREAKY
>>71376034
>breaky

fuck is wrong with you cunt
you pronounce it "bray-key"?

>>71376020
How would you think that's a Scottish lass ever?
t. Geordie

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>>71376072
CHEKKIE BREKKIE

pick a number between 1 and 15 which will decide which show on my netflix watch list I will watch

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>mfw an american was fat near me

brick-ey

>>71376034
>>71376057
>a

it's brekkie you fucking mongs

you don't think Ready Brek is spelled Ready Break do you? absolute fucking pliers the pair of ya

can barely comprehend something as toxic for the pineal, as caring about racial diversity at these self serving circlejerk award shows

>>71376088
best brekster posted so far but the sausages are dire and theres a tab too many beans on the plate.

>>71376076
it's the bloke sending her a message that's scottish you fucking sponge

since when did geordies say 'dinny' and 'oan'

absolute toolbox

you mongs its called the breakmonger

have something wrong with my mind tank and cannae think properly.

should I kill myself

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nowt better than eating a filthy full english at the local caff, feeling the sticky chequered plastic table cover under your hands, the sticky tomato ketchup tomato on the table and strong tea on tap

eating my brexfast

Might go to the Morrison's cafe for a full English

breaking my fast lads

>>71376134
nah. I am/was quite depressed too. Read a book called "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius. It helped me a lot with dealing with my life. all the best lad x

>>71376119
quality

>>71376176
>not going to your local spoons

Just booked my table so I can enjoy a Sunday roast and a few beers whilst watching the football at my local.

>>71376162
this but it was a million times better when people could still smoke inside so you had the smell of some decent tobacco as you were eating

got a large noggin desu

>>71376089
8

>>71376198
bit stupid. not even a big game. there will be plenty of free tables.

>>71376198

enjoying this gimmick

>>71376203
i used to always get mocked for having a big head when i was a little kid but now i have a brick shithouse body so i'm finally proportional.
now they see
now they ALL SEE

>>71376205
that pick is The Crown. thanks la'

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We were going to go tonight but she just cancelled when I texted asking what time suited

Can't even get adequately friendzoned fs

>>71376199
>only got to experience smoking in pubs for a few months before the ban came into effect

was a lovely few months though. now all pubs stink of stale booze, sweat and chunder.

>>71376225
would like to change that to literally any other number then
netflix originals can fuck off, ESPECIALLY yank teaboo ones

>>71376230
E P I C

>>71376230
>that first text
>epic person
>:P
>super chill
>:/
>still accepting dinner after that

the absolute fucking state of the pair of you

>>71376254
pick another number then lad

capitalism crushes everything in its path that's why all ideologies that tried to stand against it have been destroyed (fascism, naziism, communism, etc)
and why those that are currently trying to stand against it (nationalism, islamism, etc) are being consumed by it
those ideologies that have tried to coexist with capitalism i.e. christianity get assimilated into it (prosperity theology "god wants everyone to be rich" etc)


capitalism is truly unstoppable

>>71376199
wasn't nice in restaurants but the smell of smoke in pubs and clubs is far better than the smell of booze, stale piss and BO that's replaced it

>>71376230
Why were you going to go you sadcase haha

>>71376230
the appropriate response to all this is to ditch the bitch entirely. dont make any effort with her again.

but you wont because you're a spineless omega-tier runt.

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>>71376230
>3 kindas in the same text

absolute beta melt

someone explain the cult of beyonce to me

don't understand why she's so revered, makes no sense at all

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Feminine Irish Willies

>>71376293
YAAAAÅÅÆAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAÝYYY

>>71376230
>that first text
have a word mate
move on and do better next time. Be less embarassed about yourself.

>>71376305
nothing feminine about that photo. its a manly bloke dressed up in children's clothes. bit tragic really.

>>71375856
Actually very interesting

>>71376273
i quite liked it in cafes

dont know how to cook a fry up. like all the ingredients take different times to cook so how do you do it all and keep it all warm at the same time?

M8!! M8!!

>>71376381
what's up toothpaste

>>71376280
Have her in a lot of my tutorials so was going to try and smooth it over so it wasn't awkward in uni

>>71376230

stop fraternising with women

>>71376391
Discrimination :-\

>>71376381
Caralad?

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>super chill epic person

>>71376402
she's already sussed you out as the pathetic orbiter you are so its going to be awkward whatever happens.

>>71376416
Nope

>>71376447
no time for you then

row row row your boat, gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream

>>71376446
cheers mane

>>71376391

kek

>>71376458
Racism :-/

>>71376460
*Sees a crocodile*
*Forgets to scream*

>>71376477
hope you're going to vote for wilders

>tfw you're kinda a super chill epic person :/

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i circled the areas i wouldn't mind living in

thoughts?

>>71376484
I'm not going to vote for anyone :-|

The absolute state of circumcised knobs

>>71376379

use the plate warmer m8

>>71376501
you're a stupid yank

>>71376506
pathetic. get off your arse and vote for him. unless you like sucking the dicks of Moroccan scum.

>>71376501
Bottom right is alright still.
Rest is fucked

>>71376501

all full of inbreds, especially the right circle

>>71376526
I am Moroccan scum?? :-)

>>71376526
Rorke

>>71376553
kill yourself then

>>71376574
Why??

>>71376501
Top is Geordies - youtube will tell you why this is a bad idea

Right is East Anglia - farm country and weird pseudo-nationalists who beieve each village should be an independent country

Left is Wales - no. Just no.

>>71376501
I honestly don't know what's in that northern circle

wish i had the balls to do stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXN4HpBCHNI

>>71376179
Is it really? Downloaded it and might give it a read

>>71376501
>picking Wales over Scotland

>>71376609
Everthing allright bruv??

>>71376501

manny on the map

>>71376646
if you're not caralad you can fuck off

>>71376230
Lad lad lad

Absolute state

At least you tried fair fucks to you

>>71376626
just looking at the picture of that vid makes my palms start sweating. dunno why i'm such a pussy about heights, never used to affect me when i was younger.

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Getting my daily dose of the 'nomist and the London Review of Books

>>71376609
Hope Tim doesn't fuck the bears desu

>>71376643
scotland is just one big tourist destination. it's not a real country

>>71376664
I am :-|

>>71376501
Living that deep in the savage lands you better be prepared to marry, fuck and cannibalise your cousin.

Racism. Discrimination. Reeee

>>71376598
Yanks can't scrap. The north would roast the lad on a spit. Welsh too. Safest bet for him is down in the countryside.

>Tim Byrne
>12,482 videos

jfc

>>71376636
i strongly recommend it. It's very helpful

>>71376719
i'm a redneck my dude

or as they call 'em around here, a woodchuck

such a lifestyle is normal to me

>>71376230
>epic person

tell her to fuck off back to rebbit

>>71376686
no you're not

What happens when you mix benzos and alcohol?

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the lads

>>71376789
Death

>>71376446
bit rude

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need a soft warm gf to hold

>>71376598
>who beieve each village should be an independent country
Top kek that's hilarious

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that prefer bacon to sausage

Really want to live in a quiet little comfy Southern US town

What happened to Dutchcaralad anyway?
I fuck off for a few weeks and he's erased from /Brit/ culture completely.

no seriously I reckon I could suplex the Queen pretty easily then heem her a little

>>71376789

blackout, you'll still be moving around but have zero memory of it, then you'll fall into a deep deep sleep, if you mix a dangerous amount you risk respiratory depression

>>71376826
howdy pardner this weather sure is great i tell you what

>>71376789
depends what benzos, valium you'll just be very relaxed, xanax complete memory loss

>>71376833
he's been posting this week lad. went missing for a bit before that though.

>>71376833
Nothing, he still posts.

>>71376833
we dont talk about that

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>>71376826

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>>71376839

please suplex the queen through the throne and then stone cold stunner prince phillip, and powerbomb charles through a table

>>71376839
Polish """men""" literally get beaten up by little kids here

>>71376833
>>71376779
i'm right here mang

there's no principal difference between native inhabitants of Newcastle-upon-Tyne and those of the city of York

>>71376880
Righteo.
Wasn't worried or anything.

>>71376914
>why yes, I would quite like to start a year long right in the North East of England

>>71376741
howling

fucking STATE of that cunt. That's 34 years worth of videos if he only uploaded one a day.

>>71376905
Fuck off!! I want to be Cara desu!!!

Blue moon you saw me standing alone

Watched Baldrick do a WW1 documentary on Discovery yesterday. We were doing 3D pics in 1915.
Zeppelins were a bit mad. Didn't know they were floating over British clay. Just thought they were for show and for blowing up and stuff.

Lads,
If I've been overpaid bennies, however I've only just realised, what happens?

If I've only just let the DWP know, and I'm still claiming said benefit, do they have you pay it back somehow, or only when you start earning an income?

>>71376681
Certainly more of a country than Wales is

*nods in agreement*

*nods in disagreement*

lads what did we think of taboo episode 7?

https://youtu.be/sUIcCyPOA30

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It should have been him

>>71377096
stupid little bennie scrounger doesn't know how the real world works

absolutely pathetic

>>71377198
asking for a friend desu

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#NEETLyfe'tilDeath

>>71377178
Shoulda been Jeb desu

>>71377178
ah yes a Polish Jew

>>71377178

bernie madoff?

>tfw no Americana bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edNW5IgAWP4

just found dried shit on my trousers
how did it get there

*arrests you*

>Mark Zuckerberg’s manifesto is a political trainwreck: Zuckerberg hopes to create what he calls a "global community" by essentially gerrymandering the Internet.

OY VEY THEY'RE WAKING UP

>>71377272
sorry
but I did say we needed more bog roll

YOU'LL GET RUN OUT THE ENDS

RUN OUT THE ENDS GET RUN OUT ENDS - WASTE OF PETROL DON'T TRY THAT AGAIN

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>>71376833
>>71376929
believable, I buy that by 100%.

>>71375805
see >>71377216

>trousers

imagine being this much of a britboo

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>mhmmm....nootke
*unsheathes karambit*
*cuts your thumb off*

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>>71377292

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I now own 7 calvin klein boxers

>>71377314

*grunts*
*walks with purpose*

sat on multiple couches and car seats with my poo poo pants

>>71377227
We've kicked out the white Christian Europeans and not stopped the aliens unwilling to assimilate flooding in.
Fuck is wrong with this picture

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what goes on here?

>>71377314
*screams in agony as the people around freak*

>>71377331
>he doesn't get the black&white trunks from TK Maxx

absolute bargain lad

>>71377331
Your boyfriend must be very forgetful
Wahahey!

>>71377353
fucking old stingy cunts

>>71377353

It's like Alabama in the 1950's

>>71377314
its spelled nootkA mate
*grunts disapprovingly*

>>71377378

im not gay but my bf is! haha!

>>71377387
Why is NI so right wing and the republic so left wing?

hmm could have been the bus seat on the way home

Reckon every Blairite should be exterminated, starting with Mandelson

Liz Kendall and Stella Creasey might be spared as long as they're sex slaves

>>71377314
*fucks your sister*
*mmhhhmmmm*

>>71377456
>>71377456
>>71377456
>>71377456

would you rather have all your limbs chopped off or have all the 4chan posts you've ever made read aloud to everyone you know?

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