>>71367469
>>71367469
>>71367469
>>71367469
Recycling this first
>>71369550
new op please.
I don't care for how lewd this is , okay?
gf just taped this to a nuclear missile and launched it into my house
SAVE ME
71369679
>recycling /brit/ "gimmicks"
Fuck off.
DON'T BRING ME DOWN
>>71371888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcroTw04i-w
>new movie about Johnny Cash, Elvis, and Jerry Lee Lewis coming out
>it shows all 3 stealing everything they know from balcks
>>71371945
it's kind of true
>>71371945
finally, a real true story movie
>>71371964
we're moorish people black???
>>71371964
When your entire existence revolves around comparing yourself favorably to others based on color skin. Sad! Many such cases.
>>71371995
>we're
>>71371964
>yurostinks
who pierogies here
>>71372026
english isn't my first language desu
>>71372037
eyyyyyy
>>71372096
Are you the Ukrainian guy?
>>71372037
Das it mane
>>71372037
please send
>tfw diagnosed with avoidant personality disorder as well as severe depression and anxiety
>>71372217
Just get in the fucking robot.
NOOOOO REEEE I HATE ANIME NOW
>>71372245
Doubt that subtitle is real.
>>71372284
it is 100% real, but still a meme
>>71372320
I can hardly imagine the otaku rage over that.
*pokes dead /cum/*
>>71372370
*yawns*
my sister got drunk as fuck and fell asleep on the sidewalk and went to the ER at 3 am
So annoying and worrying, I thought maybe she had got into a car crash or some shit. Christ
Becoming a big fan of Dolan Drumpf
>>71372419
My brother got into a car with a drunk driver. Ended up flipping the truck and he was ejected. Had to have his knee reconstructed. Ruined his military career. At least he didn't die. Good guy.
>>71372419
Is she hot though?
>>71372438
The real question.
>>71372419
I hate that shit. Worst thing is when you call them and they don't react and then get upset that you're pissed.
>>71372438
>>71372447
She's not ugly but not hot either, sorry
>>71372509
I'm a solid 7 man myself.
I am sick of meaningless sex. I want a girlfriend to love and be with. A genuine life partner.
>>71372602
Blah blaj fucking nlah. Frogpsting faggot.
Sob uncontrollably about the slight achr in your side next womt you?
dumb frog poster
>>71372217
>Some with this disorder may fantasize about idealized, accepting, and affectionate relationships, due to their desire to belong. They often feel themselves unworthy of the relationships they desire, so they shame themselves from ever attempting the relationship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziNaZxvp-Qk
it's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4PKzz81m5c&list=RDsgn7VfXH2GY&index=11
>>71372728
>"""punks""""
>literally just liberals
fucking ironic
anybody here have the beats solo 2's or sennheiser urbanite headphones? I got a question
>>71372870
>beats
>>71372738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veKsxNFatYo
>>71372913
the solo 2's are supposed to be decent though
all I want is something that I can wear while laying on my side
>>71372888
>Geschussen eines Elefanten
>>71372936
Just get some JBLs instead
>>71372870
The answer is always "not the beats."
>>71372940
this thread is going so fast no one will notice that I think Jotaro is a good jojo
>>71372217
how 2 be psychologist:
1. describe patient
2. put description in frnot of "personality disorder"
>>71373031
What the fuck is a Jotaro?
>>71372997
jbl? the wrestler guy?
>>71373045
True, especially psychotherapists.
>>71373117
I was expecting a dick or gore
Was that supposed to be scary? Lol
>not knowing basic memes
Meme U. Freshmen, amirite?
>Multisim is a good SPICE program
-Hitler
eating this rn
Childhood is a joke
>>71373185
pic related
fuck, man
Childhood is pretty cool
>>71372245
I thought you guys watched anime to escape reality, not relive it
I miss my childhood
A lot
Why the HECK is it raining in Culiacan
if dubs i'm calling a hooker
If singles I'm calling a hooker for him
>>71372757
what an awesome fucking shot
>>71373368
idk why did southern "lmao no water" cali get a tropical storm
>>71372217
if i went to a psychologist, i'd probably get diagnosed with avoidant personality disorder and social anxiety, too
instruments in hip hop yes or no
>>71373564
I'd like you to show me hip hop without instruments.
>never heard of avoidant personality
>take test to see if I have it
>strongly suggests I do
>>71373726
>take test
>not white
>hanging out with 'liberal white woman'
>"I am taking a women's study course next semester!"
>"Trump is SUCH an idiot"
>"Abortion is a woman's CHOICE"
>"I don't like non-whites that much"
>me: w-what
>"I just think they should all be separate. we can hang out though"
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>71373780
things that would literally never happen
>>71373791
i cannot make this shit up. she just gives me a pass cause i'm part asian
she mocks how black people speak in public and I nervously tell her to keep it down
>>71373780
It means you are ugly
>>71373981
i don't understand la
What should I do /cum/?
I go to cc and applied to transfer out this fall. However, I only got into one uni out of the 4 I applied (all CSU's cus im poor).
Heres the thing, I didn't get into the one I wanted to go because of my low gpa.
Outside of kms, what should I do? Wait out until fall of this year to reapply or just go to the uni I got into?
I'm turning 25 this year and I'm overdue to get my bachelors.
>>71374022
what degree? why do you want that specific uni? does it have good opportunities that will better allow you to secure your future than the one you were accepted into?
cocaine is a hell of a drug
https://my.mixtape.moe/pbobet.webm
>>71374022
None of it really matters. Get your degree, make some connections, and get a job.
>>71374308
aaw he sounds sick :(
>>71374077
>>71374346
I got accepted for EE.
I wanted to go to SJSU because silicon valley recruits a lot of their workforce from there, but I got my application withdrawn.
I think it would make it easier to get internships from SJSU too since the one I got accepted too seems to be a hard place to get internships at.
Fuck i'm such an idiot. Shouldn't have dropped out of school years ago. That shit demolished my gpa.
I'm waiting to hear from SDSU, but I'm not sure if I want to move all the way down there.
Are you generally traveling or driving?
https://youtu.be/EH5xfKf8Zmo
*floats towards your shore*
>need a piss
>normally sit down because piss never comes out of my cock normally
>decide to go standing up for once
>comes out fucking sideways
>finish cleaning my piss up off of the floor
>the toilet clogs
>think I've unclogged it
>flush it again
>it overflows
Someone take me out back and shoot me.
>>71374755
You have hypospadias
>>71374784
>urethra on the underside of the penis
T-thats not normal?
>>71374834
depends i guess
i have very mild hypospadias, mostly just a slight curve to my dick when it's hard and an uneven foreskin but i also piss at an angle
learned to live with it though and can adjust for that now
(sitting down is still the sign of upper class)
Reminder to unfriend anyone who says there are good jews and bad jews
reminder to never befriend indians in the first place
Reminder you have to rape a child to prove you're willing to do the abhorrent acts required to run the deep state.
seeing donald trump leave the air force one makes me ill
>>71375860
Just pretend the airplane is made out of feet you degenerate fuck.
>>71376126
>>71376160
there's a kraut who constantly posts feet here
>>71376443
wow i didn't know that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSUIu13LkTY
>>71376730
Gowdy is my guy.
http://imgur.com/a/LIDM7
alex jones says that mainstream media is controlled and fake news and everything is a lie but then he shows articles from cnn, bbc etc etc to back his own points
>50% ooon youur groos domeeestic proooduct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bT-rgW8KlQ
Being a State Congressman/Senator seems like it's just a shitty inferior version of being a US Congressman/Senator
Is that the case? Are all State legislators just the people who failed to make it in the big leagues?
Are they all butthurt and corrupt because of how their lives turned out?
Russians
>>71378652
Emails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0V2XmYmLTg
it's like a human zoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMqxCO7TCbc
>>71378700
I love you hillary. Because you're a woman and I envy women. Men are desperate cucks...
cum sleeps so late on a sunday, wakeup cumdumpsters
>>71381491
>I will never be a cock sucking whore
I'd rather not desu
Whenever I think about getting gf, I think of the huge list of ways I would have to change myself for such a thing to happen, and I decide it can't happen
My state is a liberal shithole
>Have fun playing a video game while drunk
>Wake up the next day
>Try to play it again
>The only fun thing about it was the whiskey
damn
REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFY
PEANUT BUTTER CHOCLATELY FLAY VAH
> Whites are not extinct yet
>>71381955
Don't play some games drunk/high
because the next time you play them, you'll always want to be drunk or high
>>71382101
>germanics not occupying rome yet
>>71382114
Deep
>>71382147
GERMD
>>71382164
>Then I grew up & became a liberal
I have a list of games I only play when drunk or high, I mostly play Pokemon (any nintendo game really, they're fun because of the colors and the nostalgia) I've also been playing Oblivion and Battlefield 1
>>71382189
>>71382334
>Angus McBride
Those are probably celts 2bqh
>>71382334
#CeltLivesMatter
>>71382387
i think so
only one i have set in rome
tho it may be the sack of delphi
>>71382389
another unarmed gaul was slain by a centurion, when will these Mediterraneans let us be kangs of northern europe
>>71382503
Gauls and Latins were probably once were the same people way back when. When the Romans were fighting over whether to allow Northern Gauls into the senate they had forgotten the people of Cisalpine Gaul were considered italian even though they were once Rome's greatest rival and the most barbarian of any people they knew of
Four hours of sleep and an opening shift here we go!
>>71377042
GET HIM OUT OF HERE
>>71382762
the gaulish language was the closest to latin before they got ROMEd
ive got a book with the text from some old gaulish inscriptions
>Andedion uediiu -mi diiiuion risu Maponon
>"great god beseech I divine tablet magic Maponos"
>"great god, I Maponos, beseech thee for magic through this tablet"
At the police station buds
>>71383018
Dont answer any questions without a lawyer present
>>71382982
Even when I was in ireland they have the irish language everywhere in dublin as some meme project to resurrect it and I thought it seemed similar to latin.
Interesting tid bit, the irish word for road comes from the word cow. They presume the first roads were just paths for cows
>>71383108
one roman historian made it all the way up to ireland
he wrote that the cows ate grass til they were full to burst and that the Irish were some of the best musicians he'd ever heard, but other than that they were unbearable barbars
as far as Irish Gaelic goes its Latin's closest linguistic relative that isn't derived from Latin
company of heroes 2 for 5 dollars? enjoyed the original enough
You better not respond to that guy...
>>71383182
Who was the historian?
>>71383335
*responds to you*
>>71383108
>>71383108
People say Irish/Gaelic is a meme language, and even though it is a meme I'm glad it's still alive/being studied
>>71383385
Thanks anon :-|
>>71383395
Well now it is a meme language for sure, just by circumstance of history. It's almost silly in Dublin when they have the buses name off the stops in irish before they do it in english. But I'm glad it's still around as well
>>71383082
They took my fingerprints now I'm in a database which the fbi and state police can access
>>71383328
fuck it buying the franchise edition for $20
>>71383513
They did the same to me when I was 17 and wanted to work at the elementary school nearby
>tfw when I'm in the system
>>71383465
>>71383182
I find the Celts so fascinating, especially how they made stories about other worlds that they didn't see
Plus the druids didn't write down any information, they are very mysterious
Life is wonderful.
How's everyones Sunday going?
>>71383346
looks like it was polybius, but he heard the rumors about ireland from some traveller
>roman "historian"
>write gossip as history
>literally make shit up and write it as history
>people believe it for centuries
funnily enough though there are records of a Mediterranean visitor bringing a "barbary ape" as a gift to a chieftain and they found the remains of it at an archeological site
>>71383647
same
ive got a lot of books on them, it blows me away that they were a continuous culture all the way back to the bronze age
>>71383696
I want to kill myself, but my life is so shitty that I have family members that care about me so I can't kill myself because if a afterlife does exist I will be fucked. I would rather have nobody care about me to justify my suicide but I can't even have that
red pill me on Soylent.
$1.80 per meal if you get the powder, 400 calories, 20g protein 20g fat 36g carb. Sounds too good to be true
>>71383696
Needa study
>>71383995
its a fucking protein shake with extra vitamins
just crush up multivitamins into runny oatmeal and drink it out of a bottle and its the same thing
>>71383995
Just eat real food
Christ people are retarded
>>71384165
I hate eating breakfast and this would be a perfect way to replace that
>>71383995
You wanna end up like Cosmo?
>>71384219
then don't eat breakfast you absolute mong
>>71384045
>tfw
instead im stuck fawning over waifus all day
>then don't eat breakfast you absolute mong
If you don't have at least one 24 hour McD's in your neighborhood, do you even live in a real city?
>>71383696
Nothing to do here
>>71383594
How was it working with all those kids?
>>71383910
Gotta care about yourself first m8, you're here experiencing waking reality, and for all you know that's all that you can ever effect, so why not take your own life into your own hands and make moves to love yourself. I can understand struggles with mental illness but there's help for that out there too, anon.
>>71384045
Do it m8, get that good work done.
Also still happy people are still using that image.
>>71384416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jUVwAM7mhY
>do one tiny thing
>justify not doing anything the rest of the day because of it
>went to sleep at 3AM
>woke up at 8
End my life buds
>>71384605
I do kind of hate it here yah, but I leave in six weeks so whatever
Is kristaps here?
>>71384670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFJVtBOycOE
post the video
wish i could kill all of you
>>71384873
I wish I could play video games with you
>>71384873
You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a cannon
Just got this Asian girl on Tinder. Is she THICC?
mormons and mormon enablers are the first people that need to become victims of genocide in the US
there is no group that needs to die more than the people of Utah
>>71384929
stop playing video games
>mormons and mormon enablers are the first people that need to become victims of genocide in the US
there is no group that needs to die more than the people of Utah
>>71385023
She seems fun! Say something nice to her anon.
going to start microdosing LSD to combat my depression rather than SSIRs
Opinions on this song?
https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
>>71385389
>going to start microdosing LSD to combat my depression
do mushrooms instead
>>71385430
Crafted by the gods in the forges of epic symphonies.
>>71385389
listen to
>>71385455
Mushrooms are the choice to go with for microdosing.
>>71385509
>>71385455
nah im just going to drop a tab into a bottle and do volumetric dosing. mushrooms make me feel ill
>>71385675
Waste of a good tab desu. Have you tested your stuff?
>>71385729
well ive done my dealers stuff before but i was going to get it from the deep web this time
The microphone on my headset just died. I might order one off amazon but i'd rather not wait and get one at Best Buy on my way home from work.
What sucks is that all the good/quality headsets are gonna have really gay designs that will turn me right off from them
>>71386023
>headset
Just buy an Antlion microphone and a decent pair of headphones.
>>71385085
>stop playing video games
Why
>>71386131
they cause cancer and lower sex drive
>>71386162
My sex drive is just fine desu
>>71386131
They cause brain damage and kidney stones
>>71385675
fair enough, though i found making mushroom tea makes the nausea a lot less of a problem compared to eating them
>>71386162
>>71386220
>>71386203
sure it is bud
just thought about the time when i was 18 that my obese english professor started talking about how evil gamergate was and how she would be so ashamed to be one of these young mens mother (she will never have kids)
it was really ebin
>>71386303
>>71386327
gamergate was good
it gave us a heads up to how media collusion works
and over the years all the feminazis involved have turned out to be obvious pieces of shit and their stories don't hold water anymore
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamergate_controversy
Wow, this is the most embarrassing thing I've ever read
>>71386469
Does my state's superiority cause you to feel rage?
how can 4chan top itself after gamergate and the alt-right?
what will the next brand of ebin internet activism be?
>>71386429
plus it made women feel bad
>>71386668
Squatting is comfortable
i think non-whites (ie. slavs) have different shaped hip bones because squatting is not comfortable
>>71386796
Slavs have developed powerful knees for squatting. Also I've always been flexible for some reason. I can put both legs behind my head.
>>71386846
human toads
>>71386864
Jealous?
>>71386684
>what will the next brand of ebin internet activism be?
Pan-Turanism
We will use ebin finngolian memes to create a superstate which will dwarf all other world powers, stretching from Finland to Korea and everything in between.
>>71386907
lol no
>>71386909
We need to restore the glory of the Finnish Empire.
Whos your fav witch?
>>71386997
Sucy, like most peole with taste
>>71386943
>>71387108
Sucy is cool and all, but after this episode Ursula/Chariot proved that she can lose her shit anytime and kill everyone
I still find it kind of weird that Arizona would just upload a picture of his gf's (read: Tinder slut's) face.
>>71387291
Oh shit, it's already out?
stop emitting greenhouse gases
what's that canadian city that looks like a parking lot
Just found out my mom isn't my real biological mom........lads
*farts extremely loud*
any yanks from Ohio in here?
>>71387404
Mississauga
>>71387373
For like 2 hours
>>71387451
Yeah, but they're not on right now.
Californians
>frogposters
>don't own headsets
>have worst taste in waifus
>bad taste in smash characters
>smelly dumb west coast scum
>bad taste in games in general
>a fucking bear
hmm
>>71387481
t. dumb idiot who can't play grand strategy games
>>71387545
I can
>>71387561
>mexiball is cute
>>71387707
You're cute
do you drink or eat honney?
how dense or thick should be a substance to be considered either eatable or drinkable?
>>71387954
>want to call you a dummy
>you've already posted the pic I was gonna use
fuck you
also it should be a bit thicker than syrup
Where's the kraut?
>>71386997
>>71388130
Mods finally banned his IP range
>>71388385
sweet jesus
>>71386252
I find getting the dosage right with mushroom tea difficult, and mushroom trips are only 5 hours max anyway, i want these trips to carry me through my day at uni
>>71388385
>life in prison just for trying to stop her son crying
Systematic racism is alive and well in America I see
>>71388385
a new challenger has appeared, florida
>>71388385
>Was just tryng to be a good momma and make my baby feel good.
>>71388385
i want to read the full story but i dont want to google the headline
>>71388468
maricopa county is a heavyweight champion in crime
>>71388508
weak google fu, not expected from you
have not got out of bed or even opened my computer today
>>71388149
Can it truly be? Thank god
>>71388715
i only use google on my phone
>phoneposter
shant be replying to him today
Pipe smoking is literally the only smoking that isn't utter shit.
It smells good, it tastes good, it looks good and the entire process is a calming ritual.
Patrician-tier smoking.
How can cigfags, cigarfags and nonsmokerfags ever compete?
ill get out of bed in half an hour or so
>I smoe
>>71388385
Why didn't she cut off his Winnie?? Isn't that the usual fetish?
smoke*
i know my roommate is awake because hes watching some videogame streamer on full volume in the other room
that feel when living with people who are more autistic than me
he was also watching someone play the spongebob movie video game last night
>>71388941
>>71388985
I'm really disappointed in you, Placer
>smoe
>>71388941
>>71388985
>
Typing dyslexia is a rare and incurable condition
we should be more supportive of those fallen victims to this horrible disease
Another day, another bowl.
>>71389062
OR, or, we could mock them
>>71389111
fag
my computer is actually within my arms reach
>Another day, another bowl.
gonna get up and go eat but im not sure if i should shower first so i wont
see you losers
See you winners in an hour
>>71388508
Is this how paranoid Americans are?
Truly the land of the free lol
wew
>>71389357
Hello footkraut
i took this picture
>>71389520
sup
that u?
>>71384760
i'm the good guy
>>71389594
nah
> I hated tobacco. I could have almost lent my support to any institution that had for its object the putting of tobacco smokers to death…I now feel that smoking in moderation is a comfortable and laudable practice, and is productive of good. There is no more harm in a pipe than in a cup of tea. You may poison yourself by drinking too much green tea, and kill yourself by eating too many beefsteaks. For my part, I consider that tobacco, in moderation, is a sweetener and equalizer of the temper. – Thomas Henry Huxley
Pipe smoking also has a learning curve, unlike any other form of smoking. In days yore, sons would learn it from their father or an uncle.
I read up on it for a month before I got into the hobby.
It's not like any other smoking, where you just pick one up and go. It's something you have to learn, and even when you think you understand it you continue to learn more and more about it.
It involves handiwork and a certain level of intellectual stimulation.
It isn't a quick fix for anything. It's a slow and contemplative process. The reward you get out of it is doing it yourself.
>>71389615
>Pipe smoking also has a learning curve, unlike any other form of smoking. In days yore, sons would learn it from their father or an uncle.
>I read up on it for a month before I got into the hobby.
>It's not like any other smoking, where you just pick one up and go. It's something you have to learn, and even when you think you understand it you continue to learn more and more about it.
>It involves handiwork and a certain level of intellectual stimulation.
>It isn't a quick fix for anything. It's a slow and contemplative process. The reward you get out of it is doing it yourself.
>i justify my smoking habits
>>71389648
>>71387833
Brutal
Savage
Rekt
who /volcano/ here?
>>71388385
>Americans
Hanes > fruit of the loom
>>71387954
You eat it, same with jams and jellys. Consistency of honey can also vary depending on whether or not it has crystallized. Love the crystallized stuff personally, but that's because we got ice cream containers full of the stuff from our neighbours at the farm I grew up on.
>>71388847
Agreed. It's sad that pipe tobacco smoking by young people is more associated with hipsters and other douchebags. It's the only kind of smoke that doesn't annoy the shit out of me.
Trump said that there was an terror attack in Sweden but Sweden doesn't know about it...
>>71390891
Trump never said that, stop listening to fake news. All he said was "look at what is happening in Sweden"
I feel bad for guys without a foreskin. They have never experienced a real blowjob.
I'm kinda mad about Jackie 4chan not catching on
>>71389990
DUDE
how many canadians would there be left if the usa annexed 10 miles north
NOS CAGAMOS DE LA RISA DE USTEDES EN EL NIDO
>>71391145
this is why we have a discord
discord.gg/yX8E7DA
>>71391172
anyone who lives within 10 miles of the border is already basically a yank
>>71391244
huh?
gonna make a mug cake now
is that sick or what???
>>71391316
lol nvm, i thought you meant catching on about the site being down
>>71391248
BURGERd
>>71391378
It's not down though...
>Why yes, I'm an avid discord user
>>71391460
>why yes I post the same image every thread
>>71391460
discord is for weeb faggots and video game faggots.
won't be going anywhere near that
>>71391454
the site uses a reverse proxy (just came back up for me doe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAXu3lkK2zE
Discord is pretty desu
>>71391521
Good man
>>71391521
good riddance
>Discord is pretty desu
>>71389589
good art
>smoking
no, no, keep doing it, I'll be up here laughing