Murdoch Murdoch edition
'murica!
>>71369045
hell fuckin yeah
>>71369045
Stupid kids think they can skip work.
>>71369045
tight
>>71369595
>kids
>>71369603
I'm old.
started watching K-ON with my brother
life is lit fambalam
>>71369610
How old is old?
The new season of Samurai Jack looks edgy as shit.
>>71369618
>k-on
might as well watch rocks grow
>>71369045
Why did this make the news
*watches rocks grow*
>>71369629
When is it coming out
>>71369654
March 11th
I'm going to watch moe shit and there's nothing you can do to stop me
K-ON is good
>i love anime
*watches rocks evolve into animals*
*watches cute japanese schoolgirls doing cute japanese schoolgirl things*
What's a good new anime to watch with the gf?
Really wondering when I should stop coming here. Like, at what point do I really feel like an adult and feel pathetic for posting?
>>71369045
is that a pro immigrant "holiday"
>>71369705
Bokumachi.
>>71369705
Kill la kill
>>71369705
dragon ball z
gf just cave painted me this
>>71369705
who is this cuck
>>71369705
Dragon maid is cool. I heard that one with Hitler becoming a little blonde girl is cool too.
>>71369718
I'll check it out, sounds a bit dark though
>>71369720
Already seen this meme
>>71369702
Hello, I am a fellow 4chan poster. Do you also like females below the legal age of consent?
>>71369747
ur a meme
>>71369706
Adults don't say "like" in that way. But you should feel pathetic for talking that way.
>>71369749
yes but i dont act on it
>>71369728
>Calling /OUR GUY/ a cuck
huh...
>>71369723
your gf tweeted me this
>>71369769
Pretty sure every millennial talks like that.
>>71369765
Not since I changed my flags
>>71369706
Now.find another hobby if you must
>>71369790
When did you change your flags?
>>71369782
>like
>>71369782
>like
Really makes you think.
lick
I'm in thailand. Testing the flag.
>>71369806
Since before you started posting here
Gonna give Star Trek online a try, my buds.
post hoochie mamas
>>71369839
Ah yes, another degenerate sex tourist.
>>71369831
>linux
I've missed my wife's son ever since he went to college. How do I tell him that I want him to move back in?
>>71369831
How many memes can one 'intellectual' cram into one graphic?
>>71369850
Why? Seems like a shitfest.
Honestly only reason to use Linux is if you're a leet haxor.
>>71369849
Oh, ok :/
>>71369839
How are the girls?
This is the worst trade deal, in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.
>>71369882
It's free and I'd like to see for myself. I'd try elder scrolls online again if the expansions weren't obscenely priced.
>>71369900
Leftists think that breaking down everything he says is an effective method of hurting him but in reality they're just spreading his message.
I ununironically use a linux distro because newer commercial OSes frighten and confuse me so the closer to Win95 the better
>>71369929
why not xp pos?
>>71369773
/ourcuck/
>>71369929
same
>>71369904
Hmm, in that instance I expect a full report at 0800 hours. Dismissed.
>>71369929
I unironically use a linux distro because it is easier to play games on.
*does a dance*
*sings a song*
>>71369973
nou
>>71369973
that fucking gay
>>71369973
Wrong flag.
>>71369963
Better let my character bang space babs.
>>71369948
I'm gonna get the toilet witch on your ass if you don't fuck outta here pajeet back to the reception center
henry david thoreau was really a great guy now that i think about it
>>71370016
he would've been a major sjw and a nobody in modern times 2bh
>>71369970
Ah yes, SteamOS
>>71370003
>Kirk: numerous babes and wives
>Picard: several babes
>Riker: numerous babes, roastie wife
>Janeway: Q and a salamander
>Sisko: Mirror Dax, some dindu wife, another dindu wife
Why was Sisko such a prude?
kamehameha :3
>>71370036
Nah, github.
>>71369635
Rocks don't grow. I think you mean "might as well watch rocks erode"
>>71369970
in what universe
>>71370033
i feel like he'd be more bookchin than bernie at least
still though, walden describes an excellent lifestyle
>>71370062
He was really dedicated to his work. Picard got tail because he was forced to take vacations and women found him irresistible.
>>71369839
>testing my proxy
Goodnight cum
>>71370071
>>71370269
it's only 12
grey eyes > other eyes
>>71370317
Gotta wake up early tomorrow
>>71370330
>grey
how would my life change if i stopped brushing my teeth?
>>71370330
GAY
LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOO
>>71370378
>terrible breath disgusts anyone near you
>cavities and yellow teeth disgust anyone near you
>pain and discomfort from cavities make it difficult to talk
>get mistaken for being British
>>71370415
>cavities can form in to something that can kill you
>>71370378
depends on your genetics
i haven't brushed my teeth in 3 months
and have no problems
last time at dentist everything a ok
My favorite band was Radiohead before I stopped being depressed. Now it's Animal Collective. You can't stop my terrible taste
>>71370463
>finnish dentistry
>>71370378
Mine hasn't changed at all and I brush only the few days before my bi-annual dentist visits. I get lots of fillings though but insurance takes care of all of it
My adorable underclassman friend is apparently a huge slut
>>71370483
>anglo genetics of no teeth
>>71370463
>i haven't brushed my teeth in 3 months
Nasty tbqhwyfam
>emily (22).jpg
>emily (13).jpg
think that hombre might have the autism for real
Gf went out on a date tonight and my date cancelled her plans with me
It's been a shitty night
>>71370499
no its not why would it be
my breath does not stink
i dont drink 10l of coke a day and i eat healthy
Drinking some champers
>>71370503
>gf went out on a date
>my date cancelled her plans
wtf am i reading
What country is known to have renowned dentistry?
White people
>Canadians are the worst shitpo-
>>71370361
>>71370523
Cucks unite!
>>71370501
wrong
>>71370536
the United States from what i gather from brits
>>71370517
>why would it be
If you have to ask, you will never know my friend.
>>71370501
Definitely
>>71370523
Me and my girlfriend agreed on an open relationship and we both got dates
>>71370549
Was not expecting that ending.
>>71370587
Cucks Power Up!
>>71370560
Im not really a cuck but I feel like one tonight
>>71370571
>United States
What horse shit it this?
Literally any retarded monkey can pick at your teeth here, leave you completely fucked for thousands of dollars, and call it dentistry.
>tfw they already discharged me from the psych ward
at least i got free lunch and dinner lmao
Anybody want black boyfriend?
>>71370616
What?
>>71370626
hi nigel
>>71370635
why bother checking in if they're just letting you go after a few hours lol
>>71370650
meee
>>71370667
I'm not picky, just be cute
>>71370650
>black
So does anyone have any tips on how to make this relationship work?
>>71370650
What kind of black we talking about here? 6'2" buff black man, 6'2"+ lanklet skinny black man, 5"9" fat black man?
>>71370696
I want this meme to die a horrible death.
>>71370708
communication is key, without talking about problems (financial, jealously, etc) the relationship has no hope
I'm supposed to be going to therapy while in college, but haven't gone once, can anything bad happen by not going
>>71370716
>>71370727
That's true
Should I tell her that I'm jealous?
>>71370713
6'1neurotic but moderately fit
Think I might have to end it with the gf
>>71370748
it's better then to let it stew and allow your mind to wander and make assumptions
just don't try and come off as crazy but rather be honest. jealousy can be self confidence issue and such other partner is unaware of.
>>71370751
>neu·rot·ic
>suffering from, caused by, or relating to neurosis.
synonyms: mentally ill, mentally disturbed, unstable, unbalanced, maladjusted
>>71370778
me in this post
>>71370778
You heard me Clementine
>>71370748
probably better in long run to do so. you'll prob acting out of the norm and she might think its due to some some reason and you'll just grow hostile towards each other until you guys have a talk
https://lichess.org/Oy1BJPPT
Janny seems to be off duty tonight.
might have heard a gunshot
>>71370852
Don't evoke its ire leaf
>>71370874
i hope you're white....
>>71370874
ah yes, alabama
>>71370874
Cover yourself with children fool!
>>71370883
*evokes ire*
>>71370874
woops
now play some fucking chess
>>71370523
who u
>>71370903
You've doomed us all
>>71370911
*cums*
>>71370911
I want to one day know what this man's name is.
>>71370909
85339 Laveen wbu?
>>71370945
András Arató
wow looks like that day is today
Do all whitegrills like coffee?
I've played 3 games of chess against the computer on the easiest setting. I keep getting destroyed.
>>71370972
M o r m o n s
Made a HUGE mistake looking up the address of the house I grew up in buds
Don't do that, miss it terribly. This whole adult life thing sucks wang.
>>71370958
85296 Gilbert
>>71370996
hey that's my thing
>>71370982
Motherfucker, I'm a novice at this goddamn shit.
Stop being a pussy fag just play a quick game of fucking chess.
https://lichess.org/Oy1BJPPT
>>71370996
Nonexistent in Georgia
AYY YA'LL HEARD ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS?
im FUCKING gay FUCKKKKK
AHGGGGGGGGGG fuck me in the ass
Tell me your favorite food or I'll breed him, NOW!
>>71370969
Thanks, anon.
YA'LL SLEEPING ON ME HUH HAD A GOOD SNOOZE?
>>71371001
>85296 Gilbert
>Phoenix flag
wew lad
>>71371046
>tfw RCMP probably will see this when i apply next month
Can't believe I've been buying chicken breasts all this time when the thighs are so much more flavorful desu
>>71370891
you're in a beautiful part of the country, i'm jeleaous
>public sector cucks
>work in less than 20 minutes
>>71371046
*cums*
>>71371069
who cares. the flag looks great and when you tell someone where you live, do you think they'll recognize fucking GILBERT or Phoenix?
>>71370677
My sister made me check in because she was worried
>>71371087
lol nigger
>>71371087
lol nigger
>>71371085
public cyrax is worse
>>71371095
>>71371099
Double nigger
Gonna go drop off something on the german general. Do you guys want anything while I'm there?
>>71371118
a kebab would be nice
>>71371118
Tell them that they need to contain footkraut
>>71371075
having bone nearby flavors the meat more
>>71371092
well, i'm glad your out and hopefully you did forget to pack your toiletries by the window
hopefully you're fine, but if there's any ounce of not being fully certain, maybe ask sister to stay the night?
>>71371118
This >>71371138
>>71371138
My kot
>>71371118
Some cum, heard they love that
>>71371118
a blonde grill would be pleasant
did you cuddle while listening to the rain on this wonderful saturday night cumanons?
>>71371197
yeah, with my empty bed
>>71371173
My kot
>>71371197
Liquid precipitation?
Came back from the German general. No one was home.
>>71371200
and with your dubles!
>got some strawberry and vanilla ice cream today
>thought it was going to strawberry and vanilla split in half
>its really just vanilla with whole strawberry berries buried in vanilla
i dont even like actual strawberries, just the flavor
>>71371210
try the swedes and see if you have better luck than i did
>having laser eye surgery on friday
I'm scared tBh. Still haven't even fully decided on what procedure I want done. This is so stressful
>>71371216
Stupid consumerist piggie
>>71371216
>doesn't like the actual thing
>just the flavouring
Classic USA
>>71371240
whatever you do dont look up images or videos of the process
>>71371240
Get your buddy with the class away from your girl
>>71371242
I like cherry flavored things but haven't had many cherries. Sour cream and onion same thing, haven't had sour cream before and barely ever had onions but I love those chips with that flavor
>>71371240
your eyes are going to look like they are bleeding for 2 weeks
>>71371267
Cherry flavoring sucks in everything, it tastes like cough syrup
>>71371284
>Cherry flavoring sucks in everyth-
WHITE TITTIES
Don't play Lithuanians in chess. they cheat
>>71371267
>I only eat petrochemical products
lel
cum?
should I get liposuction lads?
or is that gay?
>>71371263
too late. Doesn't really bother me tBh.
You don't feel it or see it happening so whatever.
W2c redhead gf in Georgia
>>71371298
nice
>>71371299
I HEEM'D him with ease, how did he cheat?
How do I cure existential dread?
the idea of being with the same girl and working the same trade for the next 40 - 50 years is terrifying
>>71371314
Oh, my heart.
drank on average about a gallon of milk every 3-4 days from ages 12-19
think that had a major impact on my physiology?
>>71371297
I'll give you Cherry coke and Dr pepper
>heem'd
explain
>>71371325
Become a dude weed lmao """intellectual"""
>>71371325
I mean as long as you really like said girl and said job, that shouldn't be a problem.
>>71371337
heem sleepy
>>71371325
>the idea of being with the same girl
I don't think any girl nowdays is in for this anyway.
>>71371314
Can't not see Pat and Paige's craziness
>>71371299
Cheat themselves into giving you two queens, maybe.
rate my new fit
>>71371385
Hi dad
>>71371385
fantastic tshirt, pal
>>71371385
>leaving out the patriots part
Don't you want to die for Israel?
>>71371397
holy god
Im a misanthropic man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8
..............................................
>>71371153
Ye I took all my stuff.
Honestly I feel a lot better after being there for a little while, I got my head out of my ass a bit.
I live with her so she will be around
At least now I can be drunk :3
got some hot chocolate. haven't had it in months. MONTHS
>>71371447
you should probably lay off the alcohol for a little while just to be sure for tonight/the next few days though
my 2 cents
Gonna try to learn a programming language buds
>>71371565
I bought a book on C++ and never opened it
>>71371491
Is it still cold in you state?
It's getting warmer again, spring starts noticeably.
>>71371565
give up while you're ahead, unless you're autistic you won't actually be a productive programmer
>>71371577
people from the north move to this state in the winter for a reason. It's never "cold". But it's raining tonight and I got milk for the first time in forever (makin french toast with the 'f) so I just had to
>>71371576
I'm trying Python. I took a class in high school that was based around Python but I don't remember the class being useful, we just used it to make scripts to draw things in Paint
>>71371594
I'm not expecting much. I just want to learn a skill, and to be able to make small scripts for myself when they would be useful
>>71371624
Python is great, but remember that being an interpreted language, it's not good for any large project.
>>71371596
I don't use extra flags, so i guess you're from california. I had french toast a while ago, it really doesn't take too long. I wish there was a diner near my place.
>>71371663
Arizona
wuss poppin
>>71371670
nothin much, jimbo
>>71371594
>>71371637
>be me
>graduated from college last year as a CS major
>apply to 10 companies and get accepted at all of them because the demand for programmers is so high
feels good lads
>>71371665
what am i looking at
>>71371670
flippin bricks icin niggas like every night you know how it is b
>>71371515
Ya probably but this is what my life is
I smoke weed every day as well, definitely not helpful but it makes me not want to kill myself so thats ok in my books
>>71371665
>>71371688
A monitor
>>71371665
>>71371681
Similar here. Got a high paying job before I even graduated.
I hate programming though, so I went into database work.
>>71371668
well, that's a little different from California for sure. I always assume people are from california because it's so huge, so they make up a big part of people I guess. It's kind of sad that the few guys from Nevada and Wyoming never post when I'm awake.
>>71371702
don't remind me 75% of my existence is looking at some digital screen alone in my room
>>71371681
>>71371708
Who needs jobs
t. biology major
>>71371688
eventually he let me get his bishop, proving once and for all my stand, 「The Rook」, is superior
Reminder of what could have been
>>71371690
we gotta ice those canadians fool nigga, they tryin to bring dem maple syrup!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOngRDVtEQI
Been a while since I stayed up this late. Having a good time so can't sleep now.
It's real nigga hours
>>71371726
>>71371711
these feels
>>71371734
LAST NIGHT
>>71371739
I accidentally took a double dose of my meds yesterday so I've been twitchy all day and can't sleep desu
Too drunk to beat the stupid 50 states quiz
Daily reminder that Bernie would have lost.
>>71371695
gotta start making the little tweaks to the current regular life to start getting it to where you want it to be
there's plenty of time to do so if you allow yourself to do so
go have a wank and celebrate life
>>71371757
if you can't beat that drunk you're not a real autist or american
>>71371726
>Reminder of what should have been
ftfy
>>71371759
I wholeheartedly agree. Clinton lost because she went too far left for independents in places like PA. I feel like that's really obvious too
>>71371726
Get fucked some more, you semen-guzzling transgender faggot. Cant wait until your kind is involuntarily euthanized.
>>71371724
Next time you're doneski, pal.
>>71371757
post the quiz, I want to try it.
What America needs is a major radical centrist party
>>71371800
http://online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3003
>>71371726
Don't blame lmao, I voted for her
>>71371805
thanks.
bang
>>71371774
I am stopping smoking tomorrow and have sleepy pills instead to help me get to bed :3
The main problem is that I am a NEET, and that lifestyle is miserable when it catches up on you after 2 years. I need to find a job and once I do I think things will finally sort themselves out.
But until then, here I am
>>71371803
We already have it, they're called Democrats XD
>>71371831
dems are going further and further left more recently desu.
I have 175gb of music desu. I wonder how much I could sell this thing for
>>71371840
Elizabeth Warren trying for 2020 is silly. She's less electable than Hillary and for the same exact reasons
alright, I think I've officially been on the internet for 9 hours straight
Imagine going back 4 years and saying that Donald Trump was going to be the next president
Someone make new threda before any weeb does
>>71371854
not even impressive desu, you're getting ahead of yourself
I guess I have to go to bed /cum/
goodnight
>>71371805
>>71371821
states like Rhode island, Kansas etc. ruined my score.
>>71371830
think of job searching as a full time thing. it takes time finding one, more so if you're a liberal arts
start out making sure you do at the very very least one day a week, one app a day.. and just increase it from there and build up the progress
keep an excel sheet with a list of all the places you applied to and the date you did, so that you can look back on it and see that you were being productive
>>71371895
I always get Vermont and NH confused.
>>71369728
Donald Trump, your president
>>71371830
>2 years
Stronger man than I am.
>>71371920
>not being able to remember the original 13 colonies all had water access
>>71371929
Tfw swearing in russian
>>71371920
I can memorize vermont because it's kind of V shaped, so Vermont starts wih a V and looks like one. I know it's up in the north east.
Who the fuck cares about new hampshire desu
>>71371951
I'd like to live there
>>71371952
new england is for faggots and snowflakes
>>71371978
persuasive argument
Which state has the least negros and worth visiting?
>>71372004
Always with this question
Montana
Tell everyone in yurop so we can stop fielding it
>>71372039
Ok thx
>>71371071
maybe it will improve your odds, who knows?
>>71372085
Fug anime edition
>>71371831
The demoshats are nowhere near center, you dumb nigger.