/cum/

AAAAAHHHH

Your editions are trash and you should kill yourself.

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>>71357795
I think I could work with Taylor's soles but I don't really like her toes

Katy Perry is succable

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@71358099

>>71358120
Fair enough dude

>>71358062
who the fuck is this guy

>>71357975
Where's the part where you transcend relationships and are comfortable alone?

>>71358176
Some cock-loving homosexual keeps trying to push a shitty meme.

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>>71358176
Two words: /our guy/

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Putt-putt > Pajama Sam > That shitty baseball game

>Lieutenant Governors are what States call their Vice Presidents
>Lieutenant Governors are what Provinces call their Governor Generals
Really makes me think

>>71358248
Oh fuck I forgot all about pajama sam

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Puttputt goes to the moon~

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Is this man, dare I say it, Our Guy?

>>71358248
Croc on the PlayStation was the shit tbqhwy

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gf just taped this to a brick and threw it through my window

>>71358234
who is he

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>implying this wasn't the dankest show of the mid 2000s

>>71358313
>gf
X_DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>71358265
>Governor Generals
*Governors General

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In-N-Out?

>>71358352
Now I'll never get Canadian citizenship ;_;

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>>71358317
Some say he's a botanist, others a radio host and author but only a few know he's the man who saved America

Madly in love with Paraguay for some reason...

>>71358397
mind giving me a quick rundown

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I hate Steven Universe fags so much

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The Premier of Illinois t;bh

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Going through my favorites on Youtube. I got to the part full of things I favorited in 2011 and it's full of edgy scene music.

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any smugness here?

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>escort
>massage parlor
>street hooker
>hmm naw let me fuck a 35 year old guy in women's clothing instead

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>>71358669

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Why don't Americans celebrate Family Day?

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>>71358425
>in contact with trump
>rumored to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own radio shows and energy drink companies all over the world
>jews and conservaties bow to the Savage
>owns several books about plants and a phd
>learned fluent spanish and hebrew in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of conservatism and unprecedented technological progress with him
>own basically every schmuck & schemendrick research facility on Earth
>rule conservative radio with an iron but fair fist
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with swiss american and Savage. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only swiss america
>savage is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

>>71358353
That's the burger chain your mother prefers.
Get it?

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>>71358709
Why don't Canadians celebrate the Fourth of July?

*starts laughing at canada's joke*

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>>71358739
Why don't Americans celebrate Remembrance Day?

>>71358739
Why don't Americans celebrate Canada Day?

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>>71358739
That doesnt look anything like Thomas jefferson

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>>71358764
Why don't Canadians Celebrate Black History month?

aint no thang but a chicken wang playa

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>>71358822
Why don't Americans celebrate Heritage Day?

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why are brits so filthy and disgusting?

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I need a girlfriend

>>71358899
you don't need one

If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, or 9 I will die alone

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>>71358930
ayy lmao

>>71358739
>>71358764
>>71358779
>>71358822
>>71358860
pretty big fan of easter toad

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>>71358930

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>>71358930
congratulations anon

singles and i get a gf

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remember this

*HEEMS your gf and makes you my slave*

lol

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>>71358930
Congrats anon

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>>71358930
hmmmm

I smoke green like there's no tomorrow

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Why don't Americans celebrate Victoria Day?

in need of a fap where is german foot guy

>>71359003
What is this heem meme

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>>71358930
Looks like you'll get a gf eventually

weather is very nice out today

>>71359025
Him sleepy. HEEM sleepy. Knocked out.

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Why don't Canadians celebrate President's Day?

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>make comfy chat group
>one girl joins it and it's ok
>more girls keep joining
>it's complete and utter trash now
This has happened to several chat groups I've been in/started
No girls allowed under any circumstances from now on

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me on the right gf on the left

girl I'm dating seems too well adjusted and extroverted and interesting for my awkward boring self. feel like it's gonna be a problem eventually.

wat do

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it's a succin party and you're all invited

>>71359115
Force yourself to do things

>>71359137
Would be a dream come true desu

>>71359137
How do people get girls to agree to taking these pics?

>>71359115
keep going till it lasts?
what other choices you really have?
killing the relationship due to being too different?

>tfw hate my only "friend"
He's such a dickhead but I have no one else to talk to. I don't even like hanging out with him because he's just so butthurt all the time. Feel bad for his future wife/kids assuming that happens

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>work nights so sleep during day

It is probably 80 degrees in my room and I am trying to sleep.

Can't open a window because I have them covered to block light. Using the AC is a waste to cool one room.

I fucking hate the sun and warm weather.

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2K0lJfg6A

>>71359230
Use a fan?

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>when they put the only 2 black people in the crowd behind the podium

just circumsiced myself with a box cutter

http://researchautism.net/publications/4067/assessment-and-treatment-of-foot-shoe-fetish-displayed-by-a-man-with-autism

>>71359281
>implying they didn't demand the government give them those white peoples seats

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>>71359308

>>71359308
There's some very good studies on autism and transgenderism

>>71359165
The chick in the sheer stockings took the picture.
She is a Japanese escort/fetish model. She was also on this "handjob karaoke" thing and gave the guy a footjob while he was singing. Good shit.

I wonder how much she charges for a session of succing.
There is this disgusting balding femdom weebshit American and he constantly gets her to put her feet on his face. Makes me a bit angry desu.

Anyway, as for how to get girls to do this. Just ask lol.
If they want to you can, if not then not. If you manage to slam a chick taking a picture of her feet is the last thing she won't let you do desu
Also money probably.

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>>71359165
Some questions are just best left unanswered anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkMw7wz_eA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M353f0yzOf8

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i think this kraut has autism based on his posts and music taste
seek help before you start doing trains

https://www.reddit.com/r/TinyTrumps/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Impeach_Trump/

https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Trump_Watch/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drumpf/

https://www.reddit.com/r/esist/

https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstTrump/

https://www.reddit.com/subreddits/search?q=Trump

theyre fucking more obsessed with Trump than /pol/ is

>>71359459
>think
It's well known that foot fetishism is linked to autism

>reddit

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When did my music taste become so terrible, buds?

>>71359475
i'm subscribed to every single one of those

>>71359506
phew
luckily i got over that submissive cuk phase then

>>71359475
these subreddits are very low energy compared to /r/The_Donald

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>>71359459
trainposting is comfy autism though

footkraut just gets into fights about taiwanese whores feet

>>71359506
>well known

all you have is that one study you post all the time about some literal retard who can't help but lick shoes in public and gets a spastic fit when he sees a chick

feet is the ultimate patrician taste
you're just mad because you can't get some in your mouth

>>71359576
if u like it then its not terrible

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>hates trans
>but loves traps

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>bought a TI-84 last year
>will probably never use it again

>>71359623
Wew lad. See how footkraut had an autistic outburst? It is true!

made a thread

>>71359740

wuss poppin /cum/

>>71359775
I miss all the Chilean posters that used to be here all the time

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>>71359758
>lad
fuck outta here

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>>71358779

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>pretty much every single account on Tinder I see at this point is a bot

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The Japanese cook their pasta with hot dogs and ketchup

>>71359831
Very nice drawing, mind if I save it?

>>71359753
write BASIC programs to print swear words in infinite loops

Wish I was a 11/10 girl so I could sing (male vocals are ugly), play dress up and have a legion of beta male followers that watch my plagiarized political YouTube videos.

>>71359804
I dont post a lot anymore

>>71360066
we miss you bro

>>71360089
*I

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Just got another match. Should I write "*vapes at you*" to her?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

>>71360222
yes
post results

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>>71360222
no
asks if she likes varg

>>71360244
I dunno man, does the Pope shit in the woods?

>>71360275
Just sent it.

>>71360244
Where else would it shit?

>>71360309
She hasn't responded yet.

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dont' negligence

>>71360285
What his holiness does in the woods is his business.

>>71360430
>pope
>holy
hes more of an uhhmm conduit of satan

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>Americonservatives

>>71360285
Does a bear shit in the woods?
And does the Pope shit on the shattered dreams of the children who are molested by priests?

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**hacker voice** i'm in

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Why is Trump even campaigning for 2020?

The gods have already spoken.

>>71360553
>All those replies with a smaller post number

>>71360530
how to hack
1. open cmd
2. type color 2
3. cd /
4. tree

done you've hacked the pentagon, now run for it and magnet your hard disks

>>71360594
First you have to delete System32, and 30 others, so you're left with only 1 system and can run your computer at its most efficient.

>>71360700

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tzZso04RlM

waifu

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>>71360628
i remember speeding up so many computers this way....

>>71360461
True, Catholics are essentially pagan.

>>71360675
Real talk my Computer Science friend once tried to give me 32 System32s but it wouldn't work :/

>>71360577
see >>71360665

just upgraded my giga flop to a netcore-zero standard transmission. Now my etherhabits are going to be as smooth as fiber optic data lines. Catch you cyber monkies later, don't wait up my upmegs are past 300 terrabits

>>71360727
I see

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Shadow Kingdom btfo, buds

>>71360734
y-you too

I like to spend my saturday evenings drinking and listening to country and mentioning it in /cum/. Beet is a lager and song is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

rate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlfwXNOG0eI

Absolute shit edition.

Your constant attempts at trying to shill your dad/uncle/literal whoever are having the opposite effect.

>>71360773
How? I've formed the HRE before but I've never figured out how the fuck you cuck Italy into remaining in it

Why is Sachiko on the front page

>I'm just running to the store, anon, be back in 10 minutes

Challenge accepted.

>>71360823
You just need to kick Venice out of the mainland and take the Pope's land. You get a decision to add all of the land into the HRE, so you don't have to deal with everyone hating you for owning Rome.

BUILD THE WALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTp4DIqW9Pc

>>71360795
literally babbys first country song

Any Québécois wanna play cs with me? I need to practice speaking French. I'm nova 4 on my main (derank from inactivity), silver on my smurf. I'm c- on esea, though when I queue with my A friend and end up playing against B I can be ok, think like 15-20 frags.

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Just got this today, r8 /cum/.

>>71360915
where'd you get that from?

>>71360915
Are you that guy who says he can only attract Latinas and fat girls?

>>71360932
Interpals
>>71360936
No, I'm the guy who loves titties. You probably haven't seen me around lately

>>71360915
ay papi u seen my panty no where my greencard

>>71360913
nerd

>>71360905
Fuck you Hans

I could go for more obscure songs but I have no need to be a hipster

>Paracord

#1 autism indicator

>>71360960
She's Indonesian and she's visiting a few weeks for... Well, you know.

>>71360795
>>71360905
This isn't fucking country.

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actual hacker here, ask me anything

>>71361050
idk didn't even check the link

if it isn't Taylor Swift's first two albums it doesn't concern me

>>71361060
Do you like to put the penis in the pussy?

>>71360999
nice, got a pic of her feet?

you must bang her while she is wearing the hijab

>>71360795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO2o-rwbaMk listen to real music

>>71361078
sure

Taylor Swift was taken by the feminist Jew and now she shows her belly off. She is no longer pure.

>>71361108
No, but can you tell me how it's possible to be sexually attracted to feet?

>>71361168
You look at them and they're QT and then you think yeah I'd succem

>>71361168
It's literally a mental disorder. Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>71361204
Maybe you can suck her toes while I'm railing her, how's that sound

>>71361256
gay

>>71361256
sounds weird desu

do you live in new england

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>>71361277
>
>>71361278
Arizona

Feet are gross

losing all motivation for my studies and it feels okay

>>71361365
This, hands are superior

>>71361391
hey me too pal
currently working on a project proposal that was due a week ago

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>>71360855

>>71361354
>According to the 2005–2007 American Community Survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau, White Americans made up 76.4% of Arizona's population; of which 59.6% were Non-Hispanic Whites. Blacks or African Americans made up 3.4% of Arizona's population; of which 3.3% were non-Hispanic blacks.

not too bad I guess

>>71361432
Shittons of Mexicans though, but they're alright. And even though there's very few blacks, nearly all of them are shitty with a few exceptions

Is it me or are there less and less mexicans in /CUM/ with each new thread?

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lol

There is literally nothing wrong with making up with your cousins.

>>71361656
Yeah, nothing wrong with reconciling with members of your family.
Unless you meant making out. That's pretty messed up, dude.

>>71361645
You have to go back.

>>71361391
>supposed to write a type checker for a compiler by friday

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I took the nebraska pill

>>71361786
Where to? I'm right where I've always been.

>>71361824
what does that even mean

>>71361824
oh shit

>>71361824
Nebraska's pretty great I think

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heh

>>71361824
>>71361916
O I am laffin

>tfw got a full ride to Creighton in Nebraska but didnt go

>>71361824
nebraska is indeed an interesting state, it seems nothing ever happens there, it doesnt stand out at anything (only in, maybe, not standing out), it is the definition of flyover state
If nebraska desappeared from one day to another, not even nebraskans would notice, if there is an actual population there

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haha

what the fuck, it's like 15 degrees Celsius outside right now

ive been to nebraska once

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>>71361871
If I revealed to you that information the neurotransmittal pathways in your cerebral matter would literally explode. I mean your god damn brain would overcharge to such a degree, 10,000 amps of electricity would pulsate through your dome piece and you would slump over in your chair and die. It takes a long time to work your way up to the Nebraska pill. Long time.

>>71362119
No you haven't.

>>71362121
>Hooker county
lol

>>71362035
Nebraskas population is actually pretty close to yours, 1.9 millions vs 2.5 million

>>71362121
Are you talking about the Flyover State mentality or something?

>>71362121
>Squares in a rectangle

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>Nebraska isn't a good sta-

>>71361804
dont know what that is

oh fuck it, I know I wanted to save up this year but April we're gonna get vacation bonus pay again
I'm just gonna head to Taiwan
3 weeks hopefully

currently checking out nice apartments on airbnb

>>71362208
>he is not a hacker

Nebraska is a poor mans Iowa

>>71362035
You're on the right path, amigo.
A generous estimate? You're 25% prepared to take the Nebraska pill.

>>71362147
my state is not only smaller, but also a literal desert, still pop is bigger
but know that you touch the subject, tell me, whats in nebraska? enlighten me pls

>>71362278
>Nebraska is a poor mans Iowa
>Iowa is a poor mans Illinois
>Illinois is a poor mans New York
>New York is a poor mans Pennsylvania
>Pennsylvania is a poor mans Kansas
>Kansas is a poor mans Nebraska

Really makes me think

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>>71362312

>>71362303
Hey I really want to kill myself but I don't have the balls to do it.
Can you tell me about the Nebraska Pill so I can escape this nightmare already?

Often people find themselves arguing over who was the best star fleet captain but the real question is who was the best 2nd officer?

>>71362309
Well Warren Buffet the second wealthiest man on the planet is from Nebraska

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Bruce Springsteen took the Nebraska pill to a certain extent. It's like the Wyoming pill, but more powerful.
https://youtu.be/nU5MyNuBdhg

*devours feces*

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>exams for one of my classes are online
>professor said the due date will be extended to today at 9:00AM
>I thought it said 9PM so I was going to do it right now
>reread it
>realized I just missed an exam
>tfw it's actually not so bad because he also said he won't count the lowest scoring exam

>not taking the Taiwan Pill

>>71362460
pic or it didn't happen

Imagine living in a place as flat as Nebraska

I'd die

>>71362437
but he didnt become rich in nebraska, right?
nor he lives or has his bussines there, right?

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>>71362491

Nigger you literally on a flat 120F desert.

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>>71362484
>he trusts TCM

i was surprised when i went to iowa that it wasnt flat at all but the lack of trees did concern me

>>71362493
I thought he still lives there

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>>71362493
He still lives there, his conglomerate is also based in Omaha

>>71362518
I'm in a fuckhuge city so fortunately I don't notice. I also don't really like this place, I'm from hills and trees. How do people live in places that aren't hilly and tree-ey and get snow every year I don't get it

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>>71362489
>>71362489

The Amish population of Nebraska quadrupled in just 5 years. Beware.

>>71362558

Is not Phoenix fault you are so poor you can afford to live where you want.

>>71362484
Hey, footchink, lemme tell ya something about the "Taiwan Pill."
A while back I bought one of them HTC phones and let me tell ya the thing is a piece of fucking shit.

>>71362466
>test will be from 3pm to 6 pm
>arrive at 6pm
is like my subconcious sabotages me sometimes

Becoming more attracted to grills with septum piercings. What does this mean?

>>71362573
that's disgusting man

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>>71362654
You're a degenerate

>>71362635
Shoulda bought an iPhone, manufactured by FOXCONN (Taiwanese company)

>>71362654
you're tumblr trash

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Marina

>>71362654
You're a cuck.

Ultimate redflag, if you date one of them you'll get cucked and cheated on.

>>71362654
It means you have preferences. Boring answer, I know, but what were you expecting?

>>71362549
>>71362538
thats cool then

>>71362669
and let me guess, you eat some garbage that grew out of the ground or the old rotten corpse of some animal?

is that a fusion of norm mcdonald and weird al?

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My girlfriend's roommate called me a dickhead

>2 hours later weedman replies

>"cool, where to meet?"

another hour to wait

>>71362752
shit

meant for >>71358305

>>71362670
>>71362695
>>71362709
>>71362720
Thanks guys. Glad you set me straight.

>>71362774
stop being a dick

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>tfw no milana gf

>>71362832
is she jewish

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>still smoking le weed meme
>not taking xtc pills

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O shart can you poo, by the shart's early shite,
What so shartly we hailed at the feces last shart,
Whose broad sharts and bright sharts through the perilous shite,
O'er the ramparts we sharted, down the leg so gallantly streaming?
And the turtles head, the bombs bursting in arse,
Gave proof through the night that our defecation was still there;
O say does that shart-spangled banner yet shart
O'er the shart of the shart and the shart shart shart shart?

>>71362832
>slav
>supports syrian refugees

>>71362855
so creative

>>71358305
His newspaper was delivered to my home. Weird shit.

>>71362558
By believing that the meaning of life is to work for the promise of more money, thus more work. That's all Phoenix is from my experience.

Lolita dies at childbirth, I just fucking spoiled myself, why should I keep reading this fucking book?

>>71362855
>Emma

*dibs*

>>71362695
I shoulda bought an Iphone. Lemme tell ya, that phone's workin. Manufactured by the TAI-WAN-ESE.

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wtf I hate New Hampshire now

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>>71362855

>>71363011
Genuinely surprised that many Democrats support it.

>>71362809
But I'm not

>>71363011
>my state just misses the 75 mark

Honestly all people who commit felonies should be executed

>>71363044
Riddle me this:

Why has there never been a telescope picture of the flag on the moon from earth?

Might that be...because you haver never actually landed?

>>71363060
The numbers are a bit lower when the question becomes "Would you rather a convicted murderer be sentenced to death or Life Without Parole?", but most Americans still don't have that many objections to it other than it being a bureaucratic waste.

lol Nebraska wew extreme haxors can only understand

>>71363089
Riddle me this:

How could Hitler kill 6 million jews when the war only last a few years?

Could it possibly be because the official accounts don't add up?

>>71363044
>go to the moon after russians did everything else in space
>do nothing really important
>''w-we won space race guys! right?

>>71363174
Yes, the Holocaust is a lie.

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>>71363199

>Baghdad means "god's gift"
>Bagh meant "god" in Middle Persian
>Bog/bohg means "god" in Slavic languages
Makes me think

*shits on your doorstep*

>>71363060
It's almost like you can't tell everything about people's political opinions based on which of two parties they tend to vote for.

>>71363244
Fuck off, commie

>>71363270
Uhm, it's a fact that Republicans are all rural and suburban uneducated hicks?

*doesn't fuck off*

>>71363329
*strangles you*

*dies*

>>71363270
Historically speaking, it was the Republicans who tended to be anti-death penalty, with the first Democrat-controlled state to abolish it (West Virginia) post-Civil War not until the 1940s, and it was a Democratic Governor of Massachusetts who tried to bring it back right after Furman, though it was determined unconstitutional by the Supreme Judicial Court.

STOP THE VIOLENCE

>>71363234
>what is proto-indo-european language

do yuo like japanese peanuts?
I do
protip: theyre not really japanese :^)

>>71363436
p-p-please, save me

>tfw im going to the mar-a lago for the summer to hangout with friends

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>American birthday parties

>>71363566
looks cool

I want to try VR so badly but I have no friends and I have not enough meme-money

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>tfw ghosted by tranny on grindr
I gave up on real women because they hate me
And now it turns out traps have no love for me either
What if gays dont like me?

>>71363593
It's shit. Wait a few more years before getting it.

>>71363593
Go to a fucking bestbuy or something, numb nuts.

>>71363671
what is "ghosted"

>>71363671
>weeb
No one likes you.

>>71363696
It's when people don't reply to you.

>Ukranian independence film in 2017

Dope.

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>>71363730
Huh?

>>71363705
I dont watch anime i just use it as reaction images sometimes

>batman never came to your birthday

Why live?

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>first world public services

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>>71363744

>>71363671
you need christ or something, pal

>>71360553
If Kanye became president I would legitimately leave the country. That would be truly sad.

WORLDSTAH
WORLDSTAH NIGGA

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>>71363884
I need contact with a female
I didnt bother me so much when I was younger but its really setting in now that I'm almost a wizard

>>71363917
>>71363917
>>71363917

>>71363877
Never heard of it

>>71363877
lol

they should've set it during WWII and made it about nazi collaboration instead

>>71363593
300 dollars for decent chink one