/cum/

stop doing drugs

EYO

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What is his endgame?

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>>71351310

qt desu

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Stop telling people what to do

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>>71351318
YO! YMAH HERE WITH MAH BOÏ DUQUAN

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>tfw to intelligent too work as a meme journalist
http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/02/whomst-is-the-smartest-on-4chan.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1TNLU-ydLA

>take your baby by the heels and do the next thing that you feel
>*starts succ*

>playing forza horizon
>parked infront of festival
>the music keeps repeating black keys
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh

>>71351404
>brian feldman
>nyc

AH YES

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Reminder that im the best poster in this thread.

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>>71351445
*heems you and claims the title*

Ok now redpill me on Five Guys

How does it compare to the other "sub-national" burger chains in price and quality? Power rankings are appreciated.

>>71351337
Weed isn't a drug, it's a leaf.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc1uQI2XmZs

dumb caraposter

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>>71351507
>that pic

>>71351498
It used to be amazing back in the day when it was less expensive, I think they still give out free peanuts though. There's a chain I like better but the name escapes me

You ever get so stoned and drunk to the point where you eat a whole little ceasers pizza in one go? Cause I did and I'm. Really regretting it now.

I have $10
think I might go to the weed store and buy some weed.

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>>71351445
>>71351548

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>>71351624
>he eats anything other than the bacon wrapped pizza

>>71351654
don't do that

>>71351498
They put lots of fries in the bag, and where I am they make it a point that their potatoes come from Iowa/theUS.

I honestly don't know if (or think) it's even possible to outsource potatoes.

>>71351654
Buy Poptarts and Cheetos instead.

>>71351624

Alcohol and Weed do not mix well in my body, last time i did i remember going to the bathroom and then staying like 40 mins laying down in the shower.

>>71351507
Isn't that Arizona's gf?

hypothesis: sinaloa likes cara because he has thick eyebrows like her

>>71351679
I had 10 bucks, some weed and was thoroughly shitfaced. Not to mention, it's a short walk away. Their pepperoni pizza don't taste too bad but fuck me

>>71351740
Yeah, that's the Tinder slut who Arizona is fucking right now.

i think alcholic english teacher in vietnam would be a good life choice

captcha was a street sign in thai

wacky

>>71351726
Not sure if he is from Arizona (I don't use Autismflags), but yes :-)

Very cute couple

>>71351713
Worst is Ativan/Xanax and alcohol.

I punched a medically retarded guy while mixing both.

>>71351768
what?

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>gf
>couple

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me on the right

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Hmmmm

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>be 5'11
>people in California think I'm tall
More like Manletifornia ammirite
>>71351808
I obviously replied to the wrong post. I meant to reply to the one right above you.

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>tinder slut thats probably fucking other 3 men at the same time
>gf

/lat/

Forget the weed I'm gonna buy 2 bottles of cheap wine

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rest in piss WRKD bong

08/2012 - 02/2017

>>71351887
>cheap wine
Why not just huff rubbing alcohol instead?

>>71351897
did you ever clean it?

Hey famn, I was only curious

>>71351897

were you smoking crack cocaine up that bitch?

>>71351929
sometimes, mostly just water changes. The yellow tint at the top is part of the glass though.

I smoked weed once and drank too much beer the same night. It was that night that I have learned that I shan't be smoking the devils herbs ever again.
I passed out on a couch while the English chick next to me was asking "Are you OK?".
She wouldn't stop bothering me and kept stroking my thigh, eventually started kissing me out of the blue while I had my eyes closed (I was basically raped) which triggered my gag reflex for some reason and I threw up all over the floor. I just went back to sleep and my friends cleaned up for me, god bless them.

The next morning I was told by my friends that she was actually asking "are you gay?" because I was just trying to sleep on the couch while everyone else was trying to get his dick wet lol


So the moral of the story is - drugs are for degenerates and disgusting fuckers as proven by >>71351897

>>71351897
;_;7

Really NEED a black hair blue eyed gf

>>71351973
i didnt think the yellow was a stain lol that would be the grossest shit ever

i find using one of those dishwashing satchets and boiling water works super well

>>71351906
idk I think I might buy some 99c store wine

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good night

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Getting lunch

Guess he country represented in this picture

Will reveal the correct answer when I return

Pro tip: Last time I did this it took 250 posts and no was able to guess it

>>71352041
does such a thing even exist?

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Fuck cheap wine, just buy these

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>>71351897

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>>71352113
Why wouldn't it?

>>71352132
a real man's drink

>>71352137
Whites BTFO

>>71352113

It does.

And they look super QT.

I don't drink anymore unless it's very light
I always feel fucked until Tuesday or Wednesday

>>71352132
>211
just shoot me in the stomach already nigger

>>71352175
what ethnicity?

>>71352214
southern euros

>>71352113
Yes and they're great

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really like this picture

>>71352113
Yeah I met one once
But she's short and degenerate

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

I produce little to no sperm when I cum now

What's wrong with me?

>>71352113
>Google raven haired blue eyed girl
>first hit is stormfront
Lel

>>71352363
Stop fapping for a week

>>71352363
how often to do you jack off

call of duty 2 big red one is still the greatest game ever made

>>71352449
Daily
it varies how many times a day

Anything cool happen on /cum/ during the last week?

How's BajaChan?

>>71352377
raven hair and blue eyes is goat combination

>>71352514
that's your problem

how can you even masturbate that often, shit gets boring quickly

just fuck a ho IRL

waiting for footkraut to leave the general before I post regularly again desu

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WHITE ASS

>>71352742
she really tried to hide the fact that she has no assets

>>71352568
Idk I just need to
It might be an addiction

>>71352619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_oUid4RUMw

https://youtu.be/L_IDrBQJqec?t=3m55s

when i was 10 this was a very traumatic moment for me

>>71352814
>CoD2
>10 yo
lol

also
>10 yo
>parents let you play CoD
nice parenting
now look where you ended up

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Reminder that sucking your own dick is DOUBLE gay

>getting your dick sucked by a man

gay

>sucking a dick

gay

ergo is double gay.

Reminder that jerking off is DOUBLE gay

>getting your dick stroked by a man

gay

>jerking off a dick

gay

ergo is double gay.

>getting your dick stroked by a man
>getting your dick stroked by a man

Nothing gay about neither of those things.

Eating a girl out is double super hetero

>having sex with a girl
hetero

>being close to a girl's vagina
super hetero

ergo is double super hetero

>>71352955
What if I only watch my reflection in the mirror

fucking reply to me>>71352543

eating out girls is more gay than fucking twinks

>>71353094
fight me faggot

fuck off

Nothing cool happened dummy

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>>71352109
>no one guessed

typical /cum/

>>71353165
La Réunion

>>71353112
>>71353170
FUCK you and FUCK Kansas

i wish the military would give me the opportunity to get killed by muslims without having to train first

could heem every motherfucker here

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>>71353194
Nope

>>71353235
Join the Lions of Rojava

>>71353235
come to germany, visit Offenbach or Bremen and wipe your ass with an isis flag.

>>71351325
Crashing this country

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>ome to germany, visit Offenbach or Bremen and wipe your ass with an isis flag.

tired of the Texas pride meme

Texas is one of the worst states by almost every metric

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>ome

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>>71353470

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I just wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy

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>le google fiber city

does kansas have a single thing worthy of note

I guess a lot of people left it in the 30s, that must count for something

>71353620
t. isis

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485688086524.webm

>>71353646
>Arizona wanting to start a state war

So fucking glad I left Tuscon. What a garbage, spic-infested state.

>>71353646
its to the dustbowl what ohio is to the rustbelt and alamaba is to the bible belt

going to do a lot of applying for internships now. Pls don't let it be too late, wish me luck. No one replied last semester

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>being so insecure about your shitty internet that you remember le Kansas anon has god-tier gigabit internet

Pretty sure Google Fiber uses static IP right?

Lmao no thanks bud Imma stick to my 16/1

>>71353646
they have really strict drinking laws i think

>>71353778
>what are VPNs

>>71353727
good luck.

>>71353777
MSPaint?

>>71353780
Kansas, yes. But I live in Kansas City which is on the border of Kansas and Missouri and Missouri has some of the most lenient drinking laws in the country.

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>no gallbladder
>haven't taken a normal shit in years

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gf just telegraphed me this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-sAczfwDAU

hey girl

had arby's for the first time yesterday, don't get what all the hate is about

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It's hot outside now buds

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Serious question - do i have autism or downs or some shit. How can i be less fucking ugly and improve myself?

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Who /agatha/ here?

>>71354157
You look like Chad

>>71354157
you have low self-esteem

>>71353984
hi~

>>71354157
you're fine

you'd get more mileage if you worked on other things like personality

>>71354203
...
>>71354157
get confident or go home

>>71354157
All you need is a little bit muscle m8.
10/10 would convert.

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>>71354334

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWuE6Tg_2Gw
Buy your water filters

/soc/ is such a weird place. I think normies are the real autists.

>>71354451
>/soc/
>normie

literally mentally ill fat women and their legions of orbiters

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>>71354488

>>71353934
>still not using sstv

21yo white fem strictly bottom/cd with a fat ass and girly tits looking for more dominant snapchat friends to have fun with and possibly some real ones
Really into bbc, old guys, fat guys, and guys with fat dicks( smooth dick and balls a plus)
Fat old neckbeards really turn me on too, basically i like the idea of being somebodys bitch/fantasy
I do requests if asked;) currently shaving but add me rn anyway I need more daddies

Snapchat: boredpls

>>71354334
The next step of human evolution

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>>71354026

>>71354624
doubled over

>>71354579
Why do traps and bottoms have such a thing for bbc

>>71354026
>all the hate is about

Isn't that a 15 year old joke now?

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In a psych ward ask me anything.

I am here because suicide etc

They made me wear slippers and I hate it

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>>71354649
>why are fags so degenerate?

>>71354678
>mimimi

frick off

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>>71354678

>>71354678
Are you the albeta anon or the sudbury anon?

>>71354678
>canadians don't normally wear slippers inside of their house

>>71354678
what are the bottles by the window

>>71354678
what did u do

>>71354678
>Tries to commit suicide
>doesn't succeed

How much more of an attention whore can someone be?

ffs I can't find that fucking jeb bush suicide greentext no matter how long I spend looking for it

It was the funniest shit

>>71354678
where is your other leg?

also i read a book once about a woman who starves herself to death in a psych ward

try that

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>revised flags
>go from having an islamic arby's logo to an islamic horseshoe

SOMESAULTING

>>71354770
The one where Trump reveals his Guac recipe?

>>71354740
Neither I am from Manitoba
>>71354754
Just my body wash and shampoo
>>71354758
>>71354767
Psychiatrist thought I was at risk, so here I am.
>>71354793
Idk man they have snickerdoodles and muffins I think I'll be ok

>>71354845
yes

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Ales Jones just mentioned his kids on his stream. Never really thought about him having kids. Imagine having Alex Jones as your dad

>>71354678
JUST

>>71354845
Don't give it to him

>>71354794
>fort sask's has a god damn website URL on it

ffs

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>>71354740
>sudbury autist is currently living in a cardboard box with his soon to be ex-wife

>>71354881
why?

>>71354794
The flags on the right look are terrible, like default flags in some shitty European autism simulator.

>>71354869
I thought his kid was on the show a few times

>>71354962
Really?
Based

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>>71354928
It's footkr*ut

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>>71354985
He's like a new lmm

>>71351310
caca juice isn't a drug it's a natural remedy

>>71355077
That's an insult to LMM (possibly the best poster this thread has ever seen)

>>71354794
keep the arby's logo

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>hear a car horn outside your home
>look throught window
>see this
what do?

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>>71355117

>>71354862
how long you have to be in there for

>>71354862
How good are the muffins? shit tier or cinnamon and honey tier?

>>71355159
frick off

BK > LMM

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>>71355145
Notify the RCMP

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why big american man small????????

>>71354928
Just post it my good friend

>>71355172
About 5 hours, probably going to stay a few days
>>71355186
They had orange cranberry muffins

>>71355196
Are we still pretending they weren't the same person?

>Eating
>Suddenly bite my cheek

I really hate when this happens, worse than biting your tongue while eating.

>this was released 20 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

time fukken flies eh

>>71354908
the west is supremely tacky

>>71355200
delet

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>>71355200
North America has too many dagos and spics so manlet genes are common

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>>71355359

>>71355447
laval is THE tacky capital of quebec though, and the sherbooke logo looks fine

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>>71351507
>dog filter

>>71355477
*thot filter

tfw all the classic /cum/ personas went and got 60 hours per week factory jobs and left us behind

>>71355477
Who is this guy from?
It's killing me rn

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post that fucking greentext god FUCKING DAMIT

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>>71355469

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>>71355499
>people grew up
whoa...

>>71355534
that looks really nice, imo

>>71355499
Trump will fix that, no more Canadian or Mexican factories after NAFTA is kill.

why does no one talk about campus rape anymore

>>71355499
why do all /cum/ users have shit, low paying jobs except me?

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>almost a year since i started hanging out with my lads at /cum/

fuck

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>>71355555

>>71355522
Back at the Barnyard you philistine

>>71355570
not the current virtue signal

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>that looks really nice, imo

>>71355555
Trump confirmed for fixing that

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>>71355555

>>71355570
People do all the time here
I get emails every week about sluts getting their asses grabbed at frat parties

>>71355273
thats not too bad.. one of my pal was made to stay in there for like two or three weeks cause bipolar

>>71355583
Thanks dude
>>71355575
Been a pleasure having you my friend :)

>get sextuples yesterday
>get quintuples today

Why are gets so easy on /int/?

>11am
>Man I really don't want to spend another day in front of my computer
>4pm
>feel like the day is basically over
>I spent it on my computer
I will do the same thing tomorrow as well
I am going to go mad

>>71355570
because all the hot 'cases' both outstayed their welcome and were btfo by the authorities
therefore people who constantly pursued it ditched for shit that doesn't make them look bad

>>71355682
Because you shitpost so much that you're bound to get a few repeating digits every once in a while

>>71355642
:^)

>>71355721
I used /b/ for ages and never got better than quads.

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>>71355736

made a controversial post

>>71355435

>>71355761
that was pretty disgusting for some reason

>>71355878
>now neither of us are virgins

>>71355817
I thought you liked asians

>>71355575
speaking of progeria justin tsimbidis is STILL alive

Please stop fighting over me

>>71356052
she looks weird and has nasty skin flakey shit on her lips
also just autistic gif in general

*continues fighting over Denmark*

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Men btfo

sotp being racist against asians you retarded dumbasses
this is why none of you will ever have gfs

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wtf i love Trump now!

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>>71356128
look me in the eye

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>>71356367
You mad yellowboi?

>>71351325
Chinese style socialism.

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>>71356423
i thought china was capitalist

>put on deodorant

>Rub talcum powder into pits

>20 minutes later and sweat stains totally visible

Why God, why?

>>71356284
>57% of women are obese
>71.2% of men are obese
But that's just 100% false.
http://stateofobesity.org/disparities/
>women are smarter than men
Getting a degree in Feminist Cave Painting doesn't make you smart.
>muh Ivy Leagues
They mean fuck all now, especially considering that women get useless degrees.

>>71356556
>>71356556
>>71356556

NEW NEW NEW

Post in our friendship edition /deutsch/ + /cum/
Send us the best North American memes

Thank you!

>>71356603
Shit new thread.

haven't eaten in 2 days lol

>>71356603
won't be posting there

someone's about to kill me lol

all the cuddles and more i've been wanting for years and I still feel empty inside lol

>>71356603
shan't be posting there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYmAfb2UoBs
Why is America so great

>>71356374
mind if i save this BABY?

>>71356706
what's up bud

who is it?
and why can't she make you happy

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>>71356841
SAVE IT
IT'S ALL YOURS BABYYY

my dog can do yoga

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Is there anything better than the smell of mud before it rains?

what faggot
https://youtu.be/FPq1DwsOERI
lol what a fucking faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ATZccUeJEk

>>71356966
I'd hit it

Imagine you were a sculptor for Madame Tussaud's.
What chick would you sculpt for your personal use as a sex doll?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctD3qHdVwU

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the gf

WAKE UP

WHYDONTYOUPUTONALITTLEMAKEUP?

>>71357077
Kill all Transbians

>>71357105
It's "grab a brush, put on a little makeup", you dumb fuck.

>>71357077
So what you're saying is that he's actually straight?

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the goal

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Can't wait for summer, buds

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>>71357180
It was a trick.

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the goal

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the goal

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>>71357216
This should be your goal

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>>71357077
I hope this thing goes full circle
Straight man -> gay man -> "straight trans woman"-> lesbian woman -> Straight trans cis man

>>71357249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scXw-Gjqnig
RIP in peace

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>>71357249

>>71356513
Kinda not really

>>71357241
Sasha Grey is my favourite public intellectual

>>71357265
No way to get the cock back so he's gotta lie to himself for the rest of his life (which will end when he kills himself at 32)

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>>71357281
>>71357278
>>71357249
Coming up on 3 years

>>71357305
She also has a top 10 all time ass.

>>71357249
the ultimate gentleman

>>71357340
don't sexualize her

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i wonder if every hot woman ive ever met imagines how many times i fapped to her

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where does the time go?

cooking a frozen pizza buds

*reads all posts ITT*

hmm...yeah, I could heem y'all no problem.

>>71357387
well it's not frozen right now is it ya dingus

>>71357407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5QtOTk-PeU&feature=youtu.be
Defend this if you want to stay in cum

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the goal

My jeep be bleeding oil, mang

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Arizona seems to me like a second-rate version of one of the countyless Californian posters.

Why the fuck do I keep getting server disconnect errors on 4chan

Fuck off I just want to browse flash

>flash
gross

>>71357546
Is this 2006 again?

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Post a better Taylor Swift song
protip: You cant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN6VR92V70M

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>I browse /f/

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the goal

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the goal

My goal is public transportation

>>71357468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moaaagb2OEQ

>>71357622
Joooooooooooooooooo

>>71357617
Saw an obviously drunk Mexican dude with one of those neck tubes get turned away at the liquor store yesterday.

>>71357622
pfm

>>71357663
>>71357617
What is the neck tube for

>>71357596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb2stN7kH28

this is Taylor's best song
(cutest song)

>>71357688
You just like it for the feet

Alright guys
Should I do my homework?

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The Goal

>>71357724
I don't like her feet actually (not asian)

>>71357771
Surely you must like at least one non-asian sole

Eating some apple sauce right now, buds

>>71357859
Hi grandma