Tfw no Jewish gf edition
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
nigger!
Could heem you all
always rely on yanks to make utterly dreadful editions
>>71330670
>expecting autismo Yank to not be retarded
>>71330662
was a roastie and ended up getting pregnant at 18, dodged a bullet iah
>>71330664
>>71330667
>>71330670
should i go to waffle house tomorrow lads?
gf just carrier pigeoned me this
>>71330679
Ye pick me up a twix on the way
Shagged her for a good 2 hours
https://youtu.be/43gmbza86AA
tune
lmao @ when virgins are finally in a relationship and realize it's not everything in life and it won't cure depression
>>71330675
Her: passed on her genetic material
You: permavirgin
Lauren
digimonn is an expert
that's right, now take notes betonto
>>71330726
this
betito is here c:
>>71330738
eighty one fucking pages
wish i were dead
>>71330756
Fucking delet this
>>71330766
>playing into autismo yanks hands
got a girl staying over tomorrow fo no other reason than to keep up appearences
funny to think if we had yankish gun liberties I woulda just blown my head off like 6 years ago
a few moments of untold suffering and right now i'd be at peace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30
Who /woke/ here?
>>71330801
You've called two seperate people autismo yank in this thread alone
>>71330804
are you not going to shag her?
good morning
"I am the whole day off today."
does this sound natural?
>>71330804
owning a gun is a human right
rip anniversary of jane hew's death
>tfw no qt feminine Canadian bf to cuddle with
>>71330831
EPIC JAPAN XDDD HIS FUCKED UP ENGLISH MEANS HE IS A REAL JAPANESE!!!! NOT JUST SOME WEEB!!
>>71330810
>woke
is that the normie version of "redpilled"?
>>71330810
I like how the newer deus ex games have their own version of alex jones on the radio
>>71330827
I'm definitely going to shag her
i see that post musta made it lok like im gay, truth is i just don't care and am feigning emotions
>>71330833
tru, I NEED my mosin nagant
>>71330831
not at all it doesn't even make sense
"i have the whole day off tomorrow" is what i'm assuming you're looking for
>autismo Yank keeps track of the autismo Yanks
CUM ON YA SLAGS
>>71330831
No it would be "I have the whole day off today" if you say I am it sounds like you are saying you are the day
>>71330847
black person version
but white people try to use it too
business idea: finger my bum
wish i were having sex with a girl right now lads
>>71330863
>>71330869
>replying to some fat yank weeb on a proxy
>>71330880
Dumb yank
>>71330866
im fucking autismo yank
dont get how everyone else became one
Note: Boipucci died on the way back to his home planet.
>>71330810
the thing about Google is soemwhat true at least.
they are working to build a massive supercomputer, by linking millions if not billions of personal computers all together as a single network, in effect acting as a neural net
this combined with mountains of human data they collect gives them immense capabilities to predict things and make their super-computer system more accurate.
this isn't a secret though, it was one purpose behind the Chromium project.
>>71330888
no I am you dumbfuck
>>71330876
Ok :3
>>71330918
nah. im the one that spams hdi and reposts. the OG autismyank
>>71330911
video chatted with a woman today lads
willy was diamonds the entire time
>71330914
please do not redditspace when replying to me
>>71330875
so instead of hating jews they hate white people, is that right?
lads where can i get news that isn't fake?
>>71330946
No they hate jews too
>>71330956
>mfw Americans unironically voted for Trump
>>71330946
they hate both
also asians
why are january and february the first 2 months of the year when they should be the last 2?
>>71330929
>reposts
You are the OG I can't deny that
Shit evolves every day dawg, ya dig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U
>>71330989
i did i bought 2 maga hats the white with gold lettering and the classic red
what happens at the end of a blowjob in real life? do you just cum in your hand? obviously you don't finish in her mouth or on her face like porn
>>71330993
NORTH RULEZ, SOUTH DROOLS
can i get a rreeeeplai
(not to this post)
>>71330993
why does september, the ninth month have as it's root the latin word for seven
WTF i love israel now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxxYmn3HpDU
>>71331007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw
Mouth Silence > Mouth Moods > Mouth Sounds
>>71331052
yes and octo means eight, novem means nine and dec means ten
this is what i'm talking about
>>71331025
in the mouth isn't just a porn thing most girls prefer that because it's easy cleanup
on the face is a porn thing though no girls actually like it but they'll let you do it if they really like you
>>71331074
do you know what happens in reddit?
>>71331077
Good song senpai
Never had sex
in reddit................things happen
love how jews promote diversity :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2yyuxaVkv0
>>71331101
you're wollcome
>>71331132
t. OG AY
Awake with the bf.
>>71331101
Moods has some absolute bangers, but some songs are pretty lame
Silence is more coherent
Sounds has too much All Star for me to handle
Hi I'm here from r/The_Donald
>>71331204
Post more Cat
>>71331204
>PC on the floor
And wish I had this from the other day.
just got called mohammed on /pol/
>>71330863
>>71330869
thanks good lads
>>71331238
>Autism in my thread
>>71331240
Wanna hit of mine Romanian lad? (no homo) (unless Cat is involved)
>>71331231
Passed out lol.
cuck BTFO praise kek based
>>71331238
t. that autistic semiskilled IT dude from work that doesn't know how dust works
>>71331280
can you please tell me who the fat lad with the maga hat and the milo poster is?
>>71331271
Stop
calling me
romanian.
>>71331304
>>71331304
some base, redpilled alpha who BTFO's cucks in the name of KEK
>>71331311
Catlad?
>>71331282
>WP_20170217_03_47_53_Pro
Actually got 4 case fans so it doesn't really blow inside because of the pressure. And a thermaltake on top of the cpu.
I mean this looks dusty lol but it doesn't get much more than that.
>>71331330
Much better. x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xwBT6HwrGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeolnZGKtBs
>>71331348
that's pretty dusty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqO5lNS094M
>>71331378
Fair enough XO
>>71331393
Should be fine.
Once got what I thought was a reference nVidia 660 Ti to run in sli with the asus, but was actually a 660. Sent it back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epTeA3Uz194
>>71331413
kek
Alri? Fkkgvgeh hergc hgjb hhbjv ccxdvb
>>71331469
Yes.
ded thred
Back when I was a researcher.
Starting my new job today lads
blogging should be limited to "doing a poo" and/or "having a wank," nothing more
and yes i'm talking to you. you know who you are
Love the comments from my supervisor.
>>71331579
what is it
>>71331545
it's half six you smelly yank
>>71331586
FOY.
>>71331590
holy shit report them
who /750Ti/ here?
>>71330662
There hasn't been one of those in 10 years.
You got blue blood on our hands
I know know it's my own
You come at me in the middle night
To show me my soul...
>>71331620
It was a joke, actually liked my supervisor very much. She's not supposed to check tedious maths.
>>71330726
It's literally everything. Being alone at age 30+ is soul crushing.
>>71331622
i have an r9 fury
>>71331657
yiff in hell furfag
i have an r9 furry
http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/02/whomst-is-the-smartest-on-4chan.html
>This is the new state of online discourse — people literally arguing about the size of their brains and backing it up with ridiculous illustrations.
>>71331656
never said it's not important/good, but many of you act like everything will be good when you finally get a girlfriend, but a relationship isn't some magical journey to Nirvana where everything gets better. In fact, depending on the person you're with, it might just get worse.
>>71331657
do you have occasional crashes when viewing webms or mp4s
i had this but i set the idle voltage higher
>>71331710
Shan't be reading one word of this
>I have an AMD card
Ah yes, the so-called Runticae Maximus
>>71331595
Gonna be shadowing at a castle helping run a wedding lad. Something I've never done before.
>>71331724
nah
>>71331710
this one gave me a laugh
what a dumb article though
>>71331758
nvidia lied about their VRAM and now their cards are literally catching on fire
nvidia is a meme
>>71331710
I wonder how many others like this faggot Brian Feldman spend their time shitposting on 4chan all day, and when they get bored they type this turd of an article, knowing full well how stupid it is, and then get paid for it.
>>71331798
look at the whole site, its like a catalog of whatever nonsense is going on on the internet
i beg your pardon?
nvidia is still way better than amd.
back when I was young i used to buy amd cpus, but even though better on paper (more cores, higher Hz) intel and nvidia are still better.
IN THE NAME OF GOD OPEN THIS DOOR
>>71331710
Did that other leaf ever finish his ambitious to smart image
liked the look of it
>>71331861
rx 480 poopoo beats 1060 in price/perfomance
soon vega will force nvidia to put on the chastity device
Yours faithfully,
GOD.
>>71331900
dont you talk about god you pagan cuk
capcha: church dale
>>71331861
pic related
>>71331911
>tengrii mongols call a holy kirishitan a pagan
begone
>>71331934
post your cross or bible
>>71331861
just get the benchmark numbers
specs don't tell the whole story
You ever been arrested?
never fallen for the "more cores = better" meme
intel is just always far more reliable and processes that are heavy on single cores work far better.
also hyperthreading makes up for the core imbalance.
Were Tom's Hardware intel shills? Used to watch meme crappy videos with them removing fans from amd and burning haha.
Every bird upon my word is singing treble - "I'm a rebel."
Every hen it's said is laying hand grenades over there sir, I declare Sir!
And every cock in the farmyard stock crows in "triumph for the Gael."
And it wouldn't be surprising if there'd be another rising said the man from the Daily Mail!
>nividia is good
why are euros so wimpy that they require american military presence for defend them?
>>71331941
ye shall not judge one's faith by physical stuffs
>>71332053
because they'd rather spend money on their health and affordable education instead of military
>>71332071
i guess they will be very smart, healthy people serving tsar putin when we pull out then
>>71332071
earlier the germs were bragging about how they'd rather spend their budget on 'humanitarian crises', i.e. innumerable refugees
got a Y chromosome lads
>>71332092
America will never pull out if they are smart
allowing any nation to control central Europe into Asia would mean disaster for American foreign policy
>>71332092
>says a countryman whose president willingly serves teh tsar putin
i think Bill clinton has had sex with our presidente's daughter
>people claim to be "starving" when you can literally throw leftovers in the mud and it will turn into food like magic
lass at work said I was looking good today
does anyone else like onion snadwiches?
mumsie said i was looking good today
>>71332070
ill show your physical stuff when i shove me pennies in your coin slot eyes and pull out your fucking tongue like a teddy bear out of a claw game machine
told some aussie he was looking good when he was really looking ugly
>>71332229
a) fuck mumsie
>>71332115
why do you keep acting like you know how the world works
makes me cringe
name a single good yank or canadian poster
exactly
i'm gonna build a childrens hospital
biggest childrens hospital in the word
call it; Micheal Jackson's Childrens Hospital
was being very ironic at the dinner table
the lads didnt understand
>>71332286
my boy NS
>>71332268
because this has been Americas policy since the end of WWII
and General European policy for hundreds of years before
there's a reason why united Germany was such a scary thing for Europeans, as controlling the central European plains could mean them controlling all of Western Eurasia and becoming global superpower.
as it is America controls central Europe and central Asia.
GOOD MORNING
what are you lads up to early on a Saturday?
Me, I'm at the airport. Will be in Italy throughout the week. Going to eat a LOT of pasta. Watch out for my flag change
decided to fuck cutting and run smolov for my squat and smolov jr for bench at the same time
i have recently realized that the only thing that keeps me going is getting stronger and if that means bulking into the 308 lbs+ weight class than so be it
>>71332268
dunning-kruger mate, he has some information and then thinks he can extrapolate this to answer anything correctly.
why the FUCK do they schedule the FA Cup to be at 2:00am?!??
>>71332294
michael jackson was set up he never molested anyone yes he had children sleep in his bed but nothing sexual ever occurred
the people who set him up were looking for million dollar payouts from michael who was a very troubled soul but certainly no child molester
>>71332313
Morning
I've been struggling with sleep, moving house and not doing my essay in for yesterday
What region of Italy is this lad on tour in?
>>71332385
why did he settle
>>71332268
the least informed feel the need to speak up in order to sound smart
>>71332347
t. dummy
its not like I'm pulling this out of my ass
America pulling out of Europe completely is them declining their status as superpower
>>71332405
in the long term it was cheaper to settle than to pay attorneys to fight what could've been a decades-long legal battle
also so he didn't have it hanging over him like the sword of damacles
Question: Do I go to the so-called gym this morning or not?
going out tonight lads
One of the things I read for my life in the UK test.
HOWLING.
>>71332477
>double sevens
kek wills that you go to the gym
>>71332352
>hash browns
FOY
>>71332422
Who rules East Europe commands the Heartland;
who rules the Heartland commands the World-Island;
who rules the World-Island commands the world.
>>71332395
Northern Italy, will be landing in Turin. With my dad, we'll be skiing in the Dolomites. Ought to be a nice time.
Can I borrow a hug?
>>71332544
only if you remember to give it back when you're done with it
>>71332490
Wow, you mean to tell me that Britain, a country which had large colonies in asia, had ASIANS living here in the 1800s?
wow, epic find bro
>>71332544
sorry mate it was my last one
>>71332544
Give you one for free. x
reckon Woolfie should have become UKIP leader tbqh
extreme metal is the patrician's choice
https://youtu.be/MsjiXG9slUQ
>>71332490
>Literally had descendants who were Anglican priests
>Literally Rev. Mohamed
>>71332623
He's not ukip any more
>>71332674
If I ever met someone who listened to this I think I might put on my stillettos just to crush his tiny nuts.
>want matches on tinder
>never message them anyway
red sky in morning...
shepherds delight?
>>71332782
i only message the ugly ones because i'm scared of good looking girls :(
>>71332674
*man-childs
>>71332792
shepherd's warning you pillock, get inside ASAP, gonna bucket it down.
New: >>>/lgbt/7776553.
>>71333011
had a dream last night where i was arguing with my brother whether gays choose to be gay or not
keep your panties on ladies haha ;)
back from the fish and chip shop lads
>>71333087
alri bobandy
Aussie kino.
>Be Australian
>make a British meat pie
>put ketchup on top
>wa-la, Australian cuisine
>>71333175
Is this not normal?
>>71333175
we do ours better so they belong to australia now, much america's relation with pizza
i feel partially responsible for the leafs infesting /brit/ these days... the leafs probably saw a few yanks posting in /brit/ and thought it was fine if they came here too
sorry lads
>when a yank or leaf says 'lad'
creasing
>>71333216
theyre going to start saying creasing now
idk what happened but past week or so theyve become really impressionable
>>71333175
>ketchup
Its called red sauce you Americanized twat
Bored of food, need to make something as I only drank cider yesterday, but don't really fancy anything.
>>71333216
>when a Brit or Aussie say "dude"
>>71333273
nobody does this except ironically, at least in the UK.
>>71333251
Tomato sauce 2bh
>>71333273
except that "dude" is fairly common, so even though it is a bit faggy, it isn't autistic LARPing like what you dickheads do
>>71333273
cant remember the last time i heard someone say dude
its still mate outside of poofy little inner suburbs
>>71333251
its americanised you americanised twat
I was reading this trannies blog before, and they described the whole thing as
>Just part of my medical history, like getting your appendix removed.
and that stuck with me
I mean, is there NOTHING else involved?
I mean, being a woman isn't just appearance, not everybody can do it, but his inflection was just so nonchalant, like it's completely normal.
Psychos.
>cider
Found the diabetic runt.
>>71333314
I've heard non-Americans say dude. It's cringeworthy and you can't pull it off. The only thing worse is an American saying "mate".
Oh I just remembered I didn't drink cider, I had beer instead.
What's wrong with drinking cider, literally the cheapest option.
Let's see who got the >>71333333.
Anyone else listening to Frank Skinner on Absolute?
>don't text in, it's not live
One day I'll get a text read out. But not today.
A leaf.
gaBOOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn9Wcy88Np4
>just realised the friend's party I was gonna attend today is actually in a month's time
looooool
Whenever I hit it off with a girl on tinder she ends up living 60km away.
Why tinder why
gabagool
cider is vile
>>71333474
White cider is what Brits drink when they've given up on actually enjoying drinking and are unashamedly drinking only to get drunk (or stabilise). I used to be like that. Then I got a bit more money, moved onto spirits. Now I'm off it all, feels amazing. Nothing but coffee and water.
But if you insist on drinking White Shitening, mix it with cordial. Blackcurrant cordial is best. I used to mix it with super strength lager, but I was hardcore. Seriously though, try it with blackcurrant cordial, it becomes half-drinkable.
>off my gourd last night, came to the realisation that I don't like the idea of spending a long period of my life with the current gf
whelp, time to pull the plug.
>>71333545
can i have her number/snapchat
>>71333545
as I always say, think thrice before every major decision
this "realisation" might be bullshit, ask yourself why
>>71333585
Good bit of wisdom there.
>>71333585
like spending time with her, but don't long to see her, plus don't have that much in common.
>>71333545
wank thrice before every major decision
>>71333613
To add to it, the ancient Achaemenid Persians used to debate every major decision amongst themselves whilst both sober, and while drunk. If they had an idea while drunk, they'd wait until they'd discussed it sober before acting, and vice versa.
Imagine dating someone different from your gender who doesn't like the same type of books, movies, shows, games, and drinking. Grim.
I got SWAG. Stylin' While A Gamer!
>>71333357
I say dude all the time.
you're all good people (except that irish cunt) and I wish you all the best in life
she's such a sweet girl, i think she's going to die soon, it's tragic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1D__3d6QKs
>>71333634
I don't have much in common with my gf anymore but I love her to death. I guess if you don't really ever miss her it's a safe decision
Milos has done well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSlC1eo2AFE
>>71333701
Wht games do you play? I do Empire: Total War (as the Brits) and FSX flight sim at the mo. Dunno if it's "stylin'" but I shaved my beard into a bushy moustache because it seemed to fit both of those games.
I look almost exactly like pic related now, but with brown eyes and longer hair.
Don't have a hangover and got a solid 8 hours of sleep.
off to the garden centre
>>71333765
Bill Maher is insufferable
>>71333770
the game of life you fuckin john swartzwelder looking nerd
>>71333770
>brown eyes
rasheed
>>71333672
wow I actually learned something on /brit/ at 4:56 am. The other 12 hours wasted here were worth it then
>>71333726
why
not even the most americanized here say that except losers
it's one of the stupidest sounding words in the English language
Turn based games are shit.
>>71333820
chess>hungry hungry hippos
>>71333820
>all board games
>all card games
>Earthbound, Mother, Mother 3
>Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Partners in Time, Bowser's Inside Story
>Megaman Battle Network
your opinion is wrong.
Miss being a teenager.
>>71333795
That game was too hard. Now it sits on the shelf gathering dust while I play a flight simulator.
I meant strategy PC turn based games. Just don't see the point.
>white people are better than blacks
>>71333900
ah
your opinion is right
>>71333765
he certainly has moved up in the world
it's only a matter of time before he's a panelist on some big time news network
>>71333900
some people do though
>>71333900
Don't see the point of computer games at all unless you're literally 15
>>71333810
I use it ironically most of the time
>>71333424
not funny at all
Just want to browse /brit/ on a no workday and the wife's bothering me fucksake
Recommend me some good gay porn. No anemic eastern euros though pls.
>>71333972
It's limmy
of course it's not funny
>Jewish qt won't acknowledge me.
seconds from losing it
>>71334055
really?
>>71334055
>Trump has escalated from Hitler to Palpatine
kek
>>71334055
>png
kys
gonna have two quorn sausages between two untoasted pieces of bread, unbuttered, with some ketchup.
>>71333889
Miss being a child and not having the ability to think abstractly.
Runt ability 2bh just keeps me back
>>71334103
>The US will be "unwavering" in its support for Nato, vice-president Mike Pence told European leaders at the Munich Security Conference.
And so it begins.
He boasted, he had a tantrum, he fulfilled a coupe of easy campaign pledges, and now Trump can sit back and become the figurehead we always knew he'd be
>>71334103
bone app the teeth
>>71334055
The remaining Democrats will be hunted down and defeated! Any fake media will suffer the same fate. These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. The war is over. The Muslims have been defeated, and the Democrat rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. An Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life. An Empire ruled by the people, ruled by a new constitution!
The New Order of peace has triumphed over the shadowy secrecy of shameful globalists. The direction of our course is clear. I will lead the Empire to glories beyond imagining.
We have been tested, but we have emerged stronger. We move forward as one people: the Imperial citizens of the first American Empire. We will prevail. Ten thousand years of peace begins today.
>>71334122
it's not that children can't think abstractly it's that they have no self awareness whatsoever
it's self awareness that precipitates existential crises
>>71333938
Do you see the point in art?
>>71334129
The left has been saying this for ages but it doesn't seem to be happening mate. If anything he is taking more control. The Republicans are apparently terrified of him.
>computer games are works of art
>8 years of bad jokes about trump
>>71334183
>doesn't know the literal definition of art
>goes on about what is and isn't art anyway
Silly sod. And your "hilarious" pic isn't making you any less silly. You're acting like a daft bint.
>>71334216
>8 years
>>71334216
its too early to say he'll get reelected
>>71334262
the democrats have no viable candidates they can't even decide on who should be dnc chairman they're in total disarray because the party is split between two camps one which wants to double down on their losing platform and the other that wants to reform it
craving rose scented bath soaps to be honest
>>doesn't know the literal definition of art
>>goes on about what is and isn't art anyway
>Silly sod. And your "hilarious" pic isn't making you any less silly. You're acting like a daft bint.
>>71334308
*squeezes your arse*
>>71334317
>unable to formulate a sensible response
>can't stop herself from replying
>resorts to playground level namecalling
Pathetic.
>the little cuck they used to keep chained up in the basement of Dragon's Den is now presenting Newsnight
what the fuck
>>71330662
fug